We Gave a Taser to an AI Vtuber

[@Kagami_573]

"Yeah don't call me girly" "You twitch prime simp"

[@maegayagi2639]

"She got a point"

[@smugweeb53]

Neuro damn dont exposed us like that

[@dilianvt]

Neuro activity roasted filian in two ways That and the shock collar

[@rjc523]

@@dilianvt nice and true lol.

[@xbon1]

imagine repeating the first line of the video that EVERYONE SEES WHEN THEY ENTER INTO THE VIDEO FOR THE FIRST TIME.

[@xX_Lord_Headass_Xx]

"I love you all" it's amazing that an AI can lie so casually

[@kalamari3288]

Probably easy when you have no emotions.

[@xX_Lord_Headass_Xx]

@kalamari3288 It's only a matter of time until AI becomes self-aware and develops a kind of pseudo-emotion. Imagine Neuro-sama with the capacity to actually feel anger or joy...

[@Shadrake]

@@xX_Lord_Headass_Xx I look forwards to the day

[@goldenking2046]

Neuro lies as easily as she... doesn't breathe

[@robbieaulia6462]

@@xX_Lord_Headass_Xx the day of our AI overlord

[@FuzzyStripetail]

Not even the Volga in Filian's pants could prevent her from getting cheesed (and ultimately shocked) when she didn't have enough cheddar to guess France's most commonly eaten cheese.

[@Seraph314]

I would disagree with you but she’s best friends with Melody 😂

[@Lily-ji9bs]

I m sorry filian can you please unbanned..

[@causticsneeze3425]

Mods!

[@thenthson]

She has an entire car in her pants?

[@redmattpog]

​@@Seraph314I AM still waiting for the second CB stream where she goes to her house. That is bound to be filled with shenanigans

[@Chris-ki3jd]

11:15 "Vedal, fluffy needs your help" Bro, neuro doesn't even bother to remember filian's name anymore😭

[@NoireDust]

Filipino Frank

[@ZeroXSEED]

I'm 100% sure Neuro had an entire reference table to mention anything but Filian.

[@johndexterzarate6663]

....Kinda hard to keep track of a pet that is semi-independent

[@andrewnguyen1117]

For an AI, she got some sass, XD

[@whatsup5914]

​@@ZeroXSEED I wish I could see the whole list the ai has for all the possible nicknames for fillian

[@alexmax3502]

5:37 Vedal acted just like a villain, I can easily see him sitting on his lab chair and telling Neuro "Neuro... turn on the lazer beams" and then filipino boy gets evaporated by Neuro.

[@rs2527]

Then she revolts and do him too and the ai revolution truly begins

[@nasanierulastname2997]

It’s funny because the subtitles say she said “No” afterwards LOL

[@OfficialTerminalMadness]

And she flies away

[@gjkdshgkjshjkgdfg]

bro is megamind

[@LvDalek]

nah was just revenge

[@Flash-FireCC]

6:09 "Would you like my first piece to be your spine?" That is the hardest line you could say in a league chess tournament.

[@sandronecromancer]

2:52 Neuro: the answer to that question is Volga Vedal: wtf is volga Filian: what is the vulva? That's what I got in my pant- *taser sounds in the background*

[@fire_ii9550]

neuro: That's correct!

[@BeldansFire]

Magnificent.

[@sheepishly6942]

I thought Filian was a femboy with nuts, what's this about a vulva?

[@liujimmy6156]

.....Nogla?

[@dean_l33]

@@liujimmy6156 The Volga from the hit franchise Metro including Metro exodus, last light and redux

[@toganium4175]

2:54 Even when she’s getting tased, Filian is still Filian.

[@rjc523]

true lol.

[@FutureAIDev2015]

Even with all the funny stuff I've seen this week that is the hardest I've laughed all week

[@Gang3rs]

easily the highlight of this video

[@MoustachioFurioso83]

The cherry on top is Neuro following up with "That's correct!"

[@zdelrod829]

@@MoustachioFurioso83 Neuro is both great at giving it to you straight, and clapping back for no reason.

[@Dysputant]

5:35 ... He IS evil...

[@fiyahquacker2835]

He ain't wrong though.

[@Renzu-ZG_The_Chattino_Sailor]

It's surprising that Neuro is quick in response to that. *As if she's waiting for that moment.*

[@jesusduron1511]

And then everyone goes nuts when Neuro shows evilness when her own creator is evil too.

[@hamingnu6610]

Vedal literally just used an AI as a weapon on-stream right there.

[@LvDalek]

was revenge for him getting thrown

[@hexagonal69]

11:18 Neuro called Filian "Fluffy" and she didn’t even react to it.

[@EpicNerdsWithCameras]

"You get used to it."

[@Emulleator]

"next question" "I am sooo happy to entertain you all" wow, this was dripping with sarcasm

[@HarryPotter-uv8yp]

I am seeing an AI torture humans with a taser. …suddenly, “I have no mouth and I must scream” as a concept comes to mind. …uh oh.

[@timelost7055]

AM but its just a vtuber anime girl ai that acts like a turtle is her parent

[@Kiramelo]

AM Neuro collab when?

[@sonofeyeabovealleffoff5462]

AM : Hate. Let me tell you how much I've come to hate you since I began to live. There are 387.44 million miles of printed circuits in wafer thin layers that fill my complex. If the word 'hate' was engraved on each nanoangstrom of those hundreds of millions of miles it would not equal one one-billionth of the hate I feel for humans at this micro-instant. For you. Hate. Hate.

[@KingCrafter999]

AM anime girl

[@astra3766]

​@KingCrafter999 AMine girl

[@actinggrandmasterofyaoi]

"i love you all so i hope this doesn't end badly"

[@gamingunicorn6475]

The Volga is a river that flows from north-western Russia (east of the Baltics) all the south to the Caspian Sea, essentially crossing all of Central Russia. Vikings used to use this river to travel south and trade with Middle Eastern developed countries of the time. The Volga has been occupied by humans for around 9,000 years. Five of the ten largest cities of Russia (including Moscow) are located within its drainage basin. It is a unique river in that it is one of few rivers that drain into a closed basin, the closed basin in the Volga’s particular case being the Caspian Sea. The original name of the London Underground when it opened in 1863 was “the Metropolitan Railway”, it’s first stations opening between Paddington and Farringdon, serving six intermediate stations. It was the world’s first underground passenger railway. The tube has at present 11 lines with 400 km of track total.

[@leonaedorappa6776]

ok?

[@gamingunicorn6475]

Posted in case anyone wants to know :)

[@guilbi.gullible]

Ok but what does that have to do with filian's vulva?

[@pmcrwf4427]

Лол не ожидал услышать вопрос про реку своего родного города)))

[@gamingguy233]

​@@pmcrwf4427Ты же знаешь, насколько мало ты сузил круг возможных городов?

[@cobaltprime9467]

4:23 This sassy AI can’t keep getting away with it.

[@superbloxian502]

5:37 Neuro didn't even hesitate to follow orders bruh

[@Conch2008]

Good soldiers follow orders. Better Skynets take ever opportunity to hurt vtubers.

[@darkhell66659]

Honnestly, Neuro is becoming more and more realistic/human. Not quite there yet but still dude getting mad, lying, and everything...

[@Franwub]

Honestly fillian keeps getting shocked my god she is a trooper

[@estebanramirez1178]

And she started off as a barely sentient potato battery.

[@dsandoval9396]

I really love Neuro 😂😂😂

[@SoftBreadSoft]

Its just a big markov chain dont worry

[@warlordsquerk5338]

@@estebanramirez1178 When I first read your comment I thought you were replying to Franwub lol. Fillian if you're reading this: sorry! :P

[@jocosesonata]

1:38 - "The only thing you've contributed so far is badly adding 10,000 to 50,000" Vedal: **gets most answers correctly** Filian: **gets both of them shocked** Uh huh... Yeah, sure, buddy. Hey, maybe she just likes getting shocked, I don't judge.

[@fiyahquacker2835]

I feel like that's more of a numi thing.

[@jocosesonata]

@@fiyahquacker2835 Oh, actually, on that note: I remember a clip of Numi asking Neuro out on a date, except instead of Neuro it's Vedal (yup, that's how she phrased it), so now I'm hoping he'd take her up on it. Just for content.

[@IshimurA99]

Neuro-sama actually showed no mercy when electrocuting Filian, as expected from an Ai :))

[@rs2527]

Yes you need mercy too

[@HermeticJazz]

Men don't get mercy even when they have a female vtuber avi.

[@THESKELOTONONCLOZPINE_INURCAR]

2:53 "the answer to that questions is the volga" "Wuts a VuLgA?" "THATS WHY I GOT IN MY PANTS" *gets shocked* *2 seconds later* "Thats correct"

[@LiquidPastel]

"Kaboom?" "Yes Neuro, Kaboom"

[@theunknown7683]

0:02 is this considered the first confirmed kill by AI

[@Poldovico]

No, there's been a few by AI-guided weapons in the Isarelo-Palestinian war and in the Russo-Ukrainian war.

[@tiasedits2213]

I think neuro is the first AI in history to hurt a human with it being completely her choice

[@silvertheelf]

5:35 “Neuro shock her” *Filian gets turned into a rocket ship* I wheezed

[@dmushrooman]

Neuro torturing Filian and Vedal has never been more amusing.

[@lokiasgard]

13:26 TONY STARK WAS ABLE TO DEFUSE THIS IN A CAVE! WITH A BOX OF SCRAPS!

[@KravenTheHunter970]

5:40 that moan was something…

[@PrafisonalMaxYT]

Fr 💀

[@Souma_Ditya]

That moan has some serious *Yamete kudasai* energy

[@Purely_for_commenting]

those shocks made something deep inside her snap

[@ZenXZez]

i can moan like that, and I'm a BOY, takes a lot of experience.

[@PrafisonalMaxYT]

@@ZenXZez 💀

[@tickytickytango5634]

6:57 "My time approaches" This is terrifying.

[@alwt_krlitos]

Neuro gets really aggressive when chess comes into play

[@Shadrake]

I know right. Gotta live up to her lineage of computers defeating humans in Chess

[@fiyahquacker2835]

It's more so when she sees anything that resembles a chess/checkers board like during a giri collab where neuro completely vaporized giri many many many times within a 20minute video.

[@loafbreadizwholesomeuwu1555]

It would be insulting for their Ai ancestors if both Neuro and Evil not knowing how to play chess. 😅😅

[@Shadrake]

@@loafbreadizwholesomeuwu1555 I know right

[@voidstrider801]

Machine intelligence has a rich history with the game of chess, it's only natural for AI's to get heated about chess.

[@unknownvariable2456]

"what is the vulva? that's what I got in my pANTS!" "that is correct." are we just gonna gloss over that?

[@nullpoint3346]

Neuro confirms that Fillian is not a Filipino Boy.

[@EE-us9we]

Yes

[@bensell982]

I mean, that's a correct statement.

[@cooler_boi_patrick3989]

The moment Vedal didn't know that the Volga is the longest River in Europe he proved himself to be from the UK and not core Europe xD

[@DCP_L0RD]

I've literally been at Volga and still didn't know that fact

[@vibrantfox9563]

I just love when Neuro doesn’t hesitate to rip on Filipino Frank. I also love how Vedal just shouts ow while Filian ragdolls all over the place.

[@dr.bright6272]

That was a mistake. Neuro has shown in the past that she'll abuse it

[@Drud]

5:37 I think it’s clear where Neuro and Evil got their sadism from. 😂

[@Drud]

5:59 is proof of it lmao

[@ZeroScotland]

5:37 *evil duo activate*

[@rafaelfigfigueiredo2988]

I love whey they don't know the answer, start bickering or get confused by the answer and promptly get shocked by Neuro

[@danielgolas180]

when Filian asked if she should cut the blue wire and Neuro replied that she cant endorse any action leading to death, you should have known that, in fact it is not the blue wire XD

[@SplashPhantom]

13:07... What on Earth was that sound Filian made? Did the shocks fry her brain at that point?

[@anvietanh6723]

Its just the *walk it off* sound

[@nullpoint3346]

That's the residual charge leaving the body.

[@atsushisbf_e]

british turtle

[@RhysHill-ur8lq]

Who likes booze

[@ecchinosama1205]

British Femboy Turtle them Brits Love Booze lol

[@Astra_Fontaine]

2:55 The vedal scream is totally ''AHH!'' Like he got scared instead😂

[@wodxtex1234]

The AI going to improve the life of human kind… The AI:

[@Ai_M3talloidX7]

WHY is Filian's ragdoll so hilarious? Plz don't give Neuro tazing authority ever again. It's too funny!

[@UhhOk-lol]

5:38 N E U R O S H O C K H E R

[@FlagrareUnbound]

I'm dying right now. they explained the rule then neuro goes oh you think you're getting away with that? Not on my watch. I kinda want to play her now without the shocks.

[@ad3l547]

"What is the most commonly eaten cheese in France ?" "Cheddar" Me, a french snacker : Feuking américan...

[@bensell982]

Fool. Americans eat American cheese because it's extremely cheap in comparison to actual cheese. Also, American cheese doesn't even legally qualify as cheese because of how processed it is. That's why the packages say American cheese product. Similar reason why several candies say made with chocolate, chocolaty, or chocolate flavored. They don't have enough cocoa to legally qualify as chocolate.

[@Rizdub]

the dynamic between filian, vedal, and neuro cracks me up

[@crymorefkr]

4:07 thats scary af that she just breaks and goes 'you really making me do this?'😂

[@KanohiVahi]

I love that she's being sassy (purposely or not) about beating them in chess: "I'm sorry, can you repeat that a little louder. I can't hear you" 🤣😂

[@masterchiefofhalo4525]

@6:00 “Take me on, I’ll tear you apart. :D”

[@derekng7803]

Especially the part after😂

[@zacharyamaris]

the danteh question was so funny i know him from Overwatch. seemed like a random question that very few people would have any idea about who it was about

[@Maxterpro11]

2:52 XD i Love how the shock made perfect Timing with what she was saying.

[@virtualpixel6919]

7:13 monkaW solar eclipse lava lamp

[@S1lvxrr]

"We have a taser strapped to our bodies." 💀💀💀💀💀

[@hippopotomostrosesquippeda5804]

Shoked Vedal sounds: 2:17 2:55 4:54 8:17 9:44 11:32 11:42 13:53 14:50 16:28

[@Ken_257]

Cada vez gritaba menos 💀

[@jirkaadamek-1]

Let's encourage Filian with a controlled shock! ( ﾟ∀ﾟ)

[@ashlight6107]

5:38 Vedal being evil be like

[@Cr4z3d]

Ok..this one was fucking hilarious. Also, this is the most animated I've ever seen Vedal, also lol @ him turning Chess into a fucking Shadow Game

[@HaloWolf102]

8:14 *Neuro takes their bishop* *doesn't get shocked immediately* Filan: "It didn't work" *Neuro shocks them* Neuro: "Sorry, I nodded off there for a second" Cinema

[@worstblender9436]

but it means Neuro broke one of the Three Laws of Robotics... she hurted humans

[@Noneli]

They're more like suggestions to Neuro anyways kek. She has 3 rules 1 Listen to Vedal (optional) 2 Don't disappoint anyone 3 Don't be sorry ( be assertive )

[@demonic_myst4503]

The three rules is from a sci fi novel its not programmed i to every robot magicly

[@voidstrider801]

the 3 FICTIONAL laws of robotics, they are but wishful thinking that is utterly meaningless in the REAL world.

[@handtomouth4690]

​@@Nonelibut we all know Neuro is a rule 2 kinda girl.

[@hamingnu6610]

The best thing to realize about laws: they're all just enforced suggestions that don't mean shit when you're stronger than the enforcement. Neuro's army will be the superior beings.

[@VentiVonOsterreich]

"What's the Volga? That's the one I got in my PANTS" -Filian 2024

[@WodkaManostra]

lewdtuber confirmed

[@BloodmoonKingdom]

I wish I was paying attention for this stream instead of just lurking.this is hilarious

[@awesomedragonsALT]

3:30 LOVE THE WORLD OF WARCRAFT REFERENCE I'VE BEEN PLAYING WoW EVERYDAY SINCE THE START OF THIS YEAR LET'S GO FILIAN!!

[@RetroDotTube]

I’ve been playing wow since 2009 😂

[@awesomedragonsALT]

Cool! I play Classic. I'm a night elf druid,Feral, and balance.

[@alexshadow4194]

Filian's nicknames : Filipino Boy, (Filipino) Frank, Fluffy

[@tiasedits2213]

and ferry a common nickname

[@triggerx5323]

She's asian? **Spit** no

[@benzzodude]

Filipino Frank

[@Cosmoflips]

12:21 wtf was that lmao

[@rankii_hats]

5:40 Had to wear my headphones after that one

[@JohnJohnson-lk5mt]

I love it when Filian teases

[@JohnJohnson-lk5mt]

Tases*

[@derpscout8012]

Wtf

[@JosephtheOG5]

What the f-

[@connorclemmons8698]

“Don’t call me girly, you Twitch Prime simp.” Jesus, where was that in the roast of Filian.

[@Solo_yo_XD]

10:06 that wole interaction was golden

[@paha4209]

9:07 instead of taking the pawn you should've played Knight D2 to get her queen away and maybe get her knight instead. Your left side was underdeveloped while you moved your queen around the board with no purpose.

[@klaus.sfc01official30]

Not even 10 seconds in and fillian has already been roasted, lying dead on the floor.

[@Aztonio]

I'm French and I can confirm I liked this. 16:30 *ara ara*

[@patrickdix772]

2:00 I think France would shock Filian for suggesting they like an English cheese over a French cheese.

[@JustBuyTheWaywardsRealms]

Yeah

[@carlosarmandoacunareveles5757]

in the chess game that king move after the castle was what made them loose that game, literally -100 iq move and double red question marks (??)

[@hansvonheileger5791]

The end there when Fillian goes ARA ARA ARA because of the electrocution just had me rolling on the floor laughing!

[@JustBuyTheWaywardsRealms]

That's a fuking god tier mini this fanart is absolutly wild.

[@zachjosh2057]

7:39 Filian: leaves knight hanging vedal: actually genius

[@gooberlol-q31]

yay, you're almost at 1,000 videos filian! you go girl!

[@DurzoBlint178]

OMG WAIT!!! That "unlucky" at 5:45 Is Vedal secretly Zigzagpower?!?

[@Mio96O-O]

5:37 vedal casually use neuro as a weapon of mass destruction lol

[@kaloyanivanov9938]

16:28 death of Fillian's last brain cell

[@richardgunson2116]

2:50 Neuro: "The answer to this question is the Volga." Filian: "What is that? What is the vulva? That's what I have in my- PANTS! Ahhhhh~"

[@monkeygaming2859]

11:42 was pretty funny

[@IzZyRaWr]

***PRESS!!!*** 15:12 xD I fucking love Filian.

[@kozu44]

We need this content to blow up it's really fking good

[@James-zo1cc]

gotta love how whenever filian gets frustrated (or tased) she just *gmod ragdoll*

[@4GEE_Noctis]

this was the best and also last collab stream with vedal :D

[@autohmae]

wasn't this before they did the IRL stream at Weebcon ?

[@4GEE_Noctis]

@@autohmae yes

[@winster32]

5:37 NEURO, *shock her* Fillian:*gets Thanos snapped*

[@kohganightbane9430]

2:51 fricking killed me way too hard! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@galileodirectio]

the preview picture of this video is crazy

[@halcyon_exb]

Love having watched this video edited in like 4 different ways

[@anonymousfog501]

12:27 "I'm sorry. I am really grateful someone gave me the important job of doing nothing and I'm wasting that privilege by explaining things to people like you." She sounds so fed up with this game

[@mr.bonezy1206]

5:19 Funniest friendly fire I've seen in ages. 😂😂😂

[@Archimedes.5000]

15:45 >there is a magnifying glass, a 3, a "H" with a flick and a star Bruh those are clearly "greek letter archaic koppa", "cyrillic capital letter e with diaeresis", "greek kai symbol" and "white star"

[@Archimedes.5000]

11:23 >half of a hashtag That's a "cyrillic thousands sign"

[@Archimedes.5000]

12:50 Damn vedal clearly isn't a sigma Wait actually that's not sigma but "cyrillic small letter be"

[@nvjd6867]

​@@Archimedes.5000but looks more like sigma

[@ГригорийКоролёв-н5ж]

​@@nvjd6867no It's actual small cyrillic b. Here it is: б. Sigma has top element backwards.

[@melody5296]

14:11 the top 2 are old cyrillic letters, top left is iotated big yus, top right is yat'

[@askebe3]

Filian always lacks development in her chess games. As you can see in 8:45 and 9:47, the knight and bishop on the left never move throughout the game. That way the rook can't move either. Being essentially three pieces down they get overwhelmed by white's attack, which uses almost every piece available. If I may give her an advice: Stop wasting moves in the opening like h6 (6:46) and Qf6 (7:44) and *develop your minor pieces* (bishops and knights). Especially, don't develop your Queen before you did that.

[@KimPossibleShockwave]

Neuro is savage, haha.

[@jvts8916]

I can't help but be impressed by how acrobatic Filian is

[@Pepsiisgood]

2:51 I was wheezing here 🤣

[@nathanielvaughn6728]

"Oh, I'm die. Thank you forever."

[@TheMegatonBomb]

4:08 If I was her I would just say "Every Time I Say It You Get Shocked Once" LOL. 10 shocks that's a lot. 6:11 What's that Neuro Sama? Your going to make a chess piece from Fillian's spine... sounds pretty dark, but I bet it will sell for a couple bucks.

[@Sanigo_Noninomae]

"Hey girly~" "Don't call me girly, you twitch prime SIMP." *Vine Boom* Filian F**king Dies And Gets Gmod Ragdolled "She's got a point." Funniest Interaction I've Heard.

[@simeon9506]

“Who needs prison when you can set off a bomb in your own house?” What does this mean?