We Gave Our Wives A Survey

[@consentclub8431]

Apologizing to your kids when you screw up is one of the most impactful things you can do as a parent.

[@Sweetalking23]

This inspires me for when I become a parent

[@hunlee6801]

Very true. My mom is a narcissist, she has never once apologized to me or anyone else. It hurts

[@sydandtaytum]

THIS. so many grown ass adults are unable to say 'i'm sorry. i was wrong' or 'i'm sorry i was behaving badly' and it is likely because they were raised by parents that never admitted when they were wrong.

[@ronnydee34]

Lmao ok

[@winkybinx]

Apologizing to your children is important but also not repeating those actions in which you had to apologize in the first place, is also impactful and vital to do as a parent.

[@timeiszzz]

We need the Mythical Wives to do an earbiscuits and discuss the survey!

[@KaterinaTalantliva]

Omg!! You won this comment thread sir!!!!

[@kaiteracioppi]

Yes yes!

[@lilith6314]

it’s adorable to me that Rhett goes and points around at things he gets fascinated with and says “look at that!” and then gets upset when no one cares, it’s like something a child would do haha

[@CatsPajamas23]

🤔🙄...or another adult.😁

[@xoRaQxo]

And another...

[@SK1MD]

Yea, Rhett is like a golden retriever. Haha

[@polarfrost8656]

i’d be upset too :( i know the feeling

[@hamsterstyle6152]

Could someone tell me the timestamp of that please? It sounds precious ❤

[@wh0aheavy]

Sometimes "that's what she said" is just what she said - Rhett 2021

[@fionamorel]

This comment was sooo underrated. 😂

[@xoRaQxo]

I am such a "look at that!" person too and it is genuinely disheartening when they aren't intrigued or excited. 😆

[@sunshine3914]

I’d love to take a walk with you & Rhett.

[@xoRaQxo]

@@sunshine3914this made my morning. Thank you! I'd love that too. NY-upstate. You?

[@xoRaQxo]

@@sunshine3914 (not that I'm being a weirdo and immediately saying to a stranger "Yeah-let's") Just being friendly/receptive and conversational

[@wavy6617]

I am too! I'm particularly obsessed with natural light doing something cool and no one else cares haha!

[@kendramangan]

My husband has noticed this trait in me as well. Usually it's one of those things that gets in his nerves cuz I'll do it while he's driving and I scare him into thinking there's some sort of accident about to happen because I start off by gasping in surprise. Lol

[@mohammedsahir4791]

Touching each other’s hair is the most normal thing in a relationship.....

[@siiri8902]

Yeah, playing with someone's hair is so relaxing and nice for both parties involved (unless the other person has a sensitive scalp like Rhett lmao) and I'm sad for anyone who hasn't done that

[@PandaSteph1031]

I love when my husband gets a close cut on the sides and back of his head (he is balding) and I love rubbing the shirt hair! Feels so good!!

[@christophermuniz83]

😄😄😄🤣

[@MM-cs2rt]

Only a Sith deals in absolutes.

[@ErimlRGG]

like... seriously. My Gf loves me playing with her hair and me giving her head massages. I don't love it but she likes to play with my hair so let her

[@keyleeanderson3120]

i grew up with an absent father that turned into basically disowning me and rhett and link have been a kind of surrogate father over the internet situation for me. hearing how much they care about their children and wives will ALWAYS be my favorite part of gmm. especially hearing that rhett will apologize to his children when he does wrong. you guys are wonderful fathers and husbands!!! 💓💓💓

[@moonbot7613]

It’s a “ bush” whether a tree is present or not

[@syra1541]

PLSSSS

[@tthtonekid]

Link talking about his wife never touching his head made me sad lol thats like my favorite thing girls do to my hair 🤣

[@SoyPetTurtle]

I think link spends a lot of time on his hair and is probably meticulous about it. I bet he doesn't want his hair touched.

[@CatsPajamas23]

OMG, oi lnonve nchinpontle...

[@Roxykthv1]

Yeah I think he spends a lot of time getting the style and height he wants to his hair so probably doesn’t like it touched for that reason 😅

[@iLoveGumDrops]

I massage or scratch my husbands head gently to help him sleep sometimes it’s soothing to him and for me as well 🥰

[@dubgreens123]

It’s because his haircut is wack

[@samryder8496]

Link: my wife said my “old man trait” is sleeping with lip balm and a water bottle on his bedside table. Me, 18, who does the same exact thing: 👁👄👁

[@mrdaym]

You like to keep hydrated and moisturized. Ain't no age limit for that ;)

[@samryder8496]

@@mrdaym thank you 😊

[@amandajensen3382]

22, done that for several years and it's honestly amazing

[@alicynsenior4952]

Same lol

[@kaytarracorrea25]

Lmao as a breastfeeding momma im also an old man I guess 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@H0N0R06]

Next podcast "we gave each other a survey"

[@chisol3508]

Ooh yes please! :)

[@MarillForas]

And after that they compare all of the surveys the ones their kids, wives and they made

[@vebtinkerbellable]

Yes please

[@mysteriousmuffen1239]

We give our dogs a survey

[@TehPwnographer]

This but un-ironically

[@SoyPetTurtle]

To everyone who is saying links wife needs to touch his hair- im under the impression that link spends a lot of time on his hair and most likely in most scenarios would only be thinking about how his hair was being messed up if it was being touched. I dont think he wants her to play w his hair but i agree he is missing out

[@lilfro1729]

Hows peanut he like that peanut butter

[@SoyPetTurtle]

@@lilfro1729 lmaoooooo

Yeah, I can understand that.... But boy.... In bed, right before sleeping... Or when you lay on the other one's lap... Hehehe

[@lilfro1729]

@ get outta here we talking here keep on walkin

[@butwhytho4858]

Look at Links hair... hair gel ppl. U can’t play with hair stuck that high up LOL Long and wavy doesn’t need gel like Links short n sky high do.

[@jambalie]

Jessie was 100000% correct about Rhett's hair. He was always attractive, but the longer the hair gets, the more attractive he gets. She married him when he had a buzz cut, so clearly she saw the potential 😅

[@vi0letrei]

I feel bad that Link feels bad about his chewing - I started chewing more because of Link and his stories and it's honestly really helped my digestive issues

[@ml2047]

I hope Link sees your comment! I also thought the same thing about Link and him maybe feeling embarrassed about how he’s chews or maybe he has been ridiculed for it in the past. It makes me sad too because it’s just one little quirk in a sea of other great traits and qualities that make up Link and the wonderful human that he is.

[@butwhytho4858]

I have watched these guys for years and I’ve never noticed anything weird about the way he chews. What DOES drive me INSANE is watching food in SOMEONES BEARD! Beards may be a trend but watching someone eat and food get all over is just enough to make me nauseous.... Keep chewing like u do Link!

[@atitiif]

They edit out the noise of Link's chewing.

[@polarfrost8656]

ik :( i think link is perfectly perfect just the way he is

[@TheTom1996]

“What did she like before my locks” “We’ll she was patient” 😂😂😂

[@wolftitan]

Rhett: "You lick your Aunts face!" Link: "That was an inside joke!" Me: "What the crap did I just hear?"

[@kenroy916]

Yes! Touching, caressing, and stroking each other's hair and scalp is extremely comforting and soothing and I would wager it's extremely common!

[@liddiyuh]

“What was she attracted to up until this point?” “Well, she was patient” LMFAOOOOO

[@chloeblue7065]

link, it is really special and important that you take the time to personally connect with all of your kids. as someone who’s dad is not close with me, i know i would appreciate this so much. thanks for being a good father to your kids!

[@Back-Space.]

9:37 "sometimes a bush is on a guy!" beautiful quotes this episode

[@gijaysorez7747]

Link, you do have BEAUTIFUL eyes. I remember seeing them in person and I was mesmerized to say the least since you don't see such striking blue eyes like yours.

[@CalderoHechicero29]

I got teary eyed with the thoughtful thing Link has recently done for Christy that's love right there

[@emilyfaith4061]

I'm 20 minutes in and I would bet a lot of money that Jessie's love language is physical touch just from what she's said so far.

[@maryjo3255]

Egnima and Magnetic! This is a perfect way to describe the dynamic duo of Rhett & Link GMM. They surprise us and keep us guessing and we are always drawn back in for more!

[@trashkitty8736]

that was the sweetest intro they did. ''where two life long friends talk about life for a long time'' absolutely melts the heart

[@marieleelee]

This went off the rails quickly lmao

[@MsLozeh]

rhetts locks really are luscious

[@meaganshea6795]

🙌🙏

[@Beaneabean]

Seems like he’s covering up balding or something

[@marythompson4029]

🔥🔥🔥🔥

[@adinace]

@@Beaneabean I highly doubt that

[@Beaneabean]

@@adinace Hes about the age where men start losing their hair. I can see that its thinning around his hairline. Link’s hair is much thinner as well

[@dresdenwarlock7978]

Props to link for the plasma donations. There was a period of my life where I gave plasma twice a week for 3 years just so my family and I could make ends meet. Have a deep scar on my left arm and some serious nerve pain from time to time but absolutely worth it.

[@cgi_angel6001]

It's sad that people have to do things like that just to feed themselves really.

[@robopecha]

@@cgi_angel6001 was just thinking the same thing. there are really dark countries in this world.

[@karend7772]

Link it’s so weird when you say things are weird LOL. It’s not weird to touch someone’s hair especially your mate. You might be surprised how not weird it is. 👍🏻

[@CatsPajamas23]

Um ...if you don't think it's weird to sanely ask "If you were naked in front of a thousand people, what would your most attractive feature be" and more weird to sanely consider the answer, than you should be worried about YOU. (Rhett and Link passed that mark a looonnnng time ago.)

[@Beaneabean]

I think touching someone else hair for the sake of it is weird. And I dont like my hair being touched either 🤷‍♀️

[@katc2040]

@@Beaneabean how? Hair is soft, it feels and looks nice

[@Beaneabean]

@@katc2040 lmao not everyones hair is soft. Different textures exist.

[@katc2040]

@@Beaneabean ... it's still soft even if it's a different texture??

[@kaiteracioppi]

Your wives definitely need to come and do this! It’d be so fun. Also, the story of Link’s wife writing in a journal about what she wanted to tell him is probably the sweetest thing ever

[@pao_hola]

I always find it so funny and cute when Rhett calls link a strange man hahaha

[@hippopajamas]

Genuinely loved their self reflection- especially Link's comment about his own tendency to be hyper critical!

[@zumeybear6883]

Link, my man. You didn't hold your girlfriend's hand without scheduling it first - please sit down on that hair touching conversation 😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@thylacinu5348]

as someone with obsessive compulsive disorder i can't even express how relatable it is that link's wife and kids all quote him on "did you turn off the lights?"

[@bo5965]

Not unusual for a person to touch their head. Sensual in many ways.

[@domcage6724]

Right? Didn’t like how link tried to make that sound odd

[@peenprincess]

@@domcage6724 sometimes I think he just wants to be antagonistic & even if he realizes he doesn't *actually* agree with what he's saying, he won't back down lol

[@Nattters]

Right? What are you supposed to hold on to when... you know. Lmao

[@DeathBolt666]

Link was being weird about Rhett's wife touching his hair

[@KingRinzy]

I was thinking the same thing 😂 he was still upset because Rhett called his family weird

[@tomi8780]

Rhett was being weird about Links wife liking his eyes 👀 I don’t think there was a problem with any of it 😂 both were being hilarious

[@sashansari8138]

That was too much of an argument from both of them... felt so much negativity :/ 🤔

[@uku5252]

@@sashansari8138 they're just messing around.. don't worry about it..

[@rosemariehauschild790]

@@sashansari8138 same. It was weird

[@pamelah1220]

Link singing "Every light in the house is on" had me rolling.

[@MeetMrMayhem88]

Shoutout to everyone else who listens to these on spotify on Monday and still watches the video version the following Sunday 🖐👊😅

[@MsTwissy]

My husband also does the “say weird things in a nice voice” thing to our pets. So much so that our parrot still says “you’re adopted” and “Santa’s not real” occasionally

[@Travelbyailsa]

I’m forever touching my boyfriends hair, I’d say it’s pretty normal

[@JaxiXD210XD]

Same, my boyfriend loves it lol

[@benjboiplays5403]

Lol

[@gannonruby1119]

Good idea, I like when girls touch my hair

[@aboz8649]

Me too :)

[@nathanhaimson]

They seem like good dads. My dad has always been my favorite person, and a lot of his best qualities I see in these two. Especially the taking time to individually share their kids' interests with them and spend quality time together, and being the type of parent who apologizes when they do something wrong. It teaches kids that people mess up and it's okay to genuinely say you're sorry and change your behavior instead of the old Matilda dad "I'm right, you're wrong, and there's nothing you can do about it". Yay for good dads.

[@afras9433]

I already listened to this episode on Spotify but I love coming and reading peoples comments, to see what people thought of the episode

[@sally1111100]

18:50 hearing Rhetts wife say he is not a natural cuddler is hilarious to me because after watching Rhett and link do the cuddle pose episode I would l o v e to see what Links wife says. He definitely looked more awkward between the two of them. And I think the hair touching is definitely very normal. My boyfriend and I do it all the time.

[@vebtinkerbellable]

The cuddle pose episode, was to prove the survey wrong.....lol. link was the weird one on that episode

[@David-ii2op]

I that has more to do with link being more uncomfortable touching rhett than rhett is touching Link Lol

[@pendasall5893]

oooo

[@eddiefavela5335]

Rhett should get checked out, losing hair on your feet could be a sign of bad blood circulation and lead to further problems.

[@SMOshee]

I was gonna say the same... get it checked Rhett!

[@BaltoAmy]

I have a friend whose husband is tall like Rhett. His feet are always cold. This leads me to believe there is something to that circulation theory.

[@bintlooda]

Absolutely

[@winterkeptuswarm]

Uhoh!!

[@alexiamcculloch1322]

how did a question as simple as "most attractive feature" become as chaotic as 5 minutes after

[@ReRe-jw7pu]

Link lowkey burning Rhett with "well she was patient"

[@vanillanoxfleuret]

your wives are hilarious, and I fully recommend hair playing and head scratching! Your call though! if it seems too weird, it might not be for you, but it's genuinely one of the most soothing things for me personally

[@ZoesZoo]

Christy and Link's aunts & uncles are right, Link's eyes are beautiful!

[@MattCraftDotDerp]

Link literally outed himself when Rhett was like "I know that you trim your-" "ohhhh" "leg hair." LOL

[@valerievalentova]

hahaha yeah

[@frazierk300]

What guy doesn’t tho lol what female wants to deal with it untrimmed lol

[@allyrose6437]

@@frazierk300 some women don't mind For a penis it's not really in the way that much tbh, at least for me

[@Xtina8876]

Yes he did. Lmfao 😆 🤣 😆

[@katc2040]

@@frazierk300 alot of guys don't trim or do anything

[@KJ-JS]

I have listened to every ear biscuits podcast 100%

[@bintlooda]

Me too

[@polarfrost8656]

i listen to everything they ever put out

[@MsSabina17]

Christy and Jessie‘s answers were hilarious, like they didn‘t hold anything back. 🤣 Amazing episode

[@homehelpheart7440]

This was an awesome podcast! You have the sweetness in the wives' answers and then you have this sweetness when the two of you look at each other and bust a gut because you've known each other so long you know all of these inside things about one another. Love it!

[@gracewhaley3945]

I've been waiting for this episode all week! I know, I could've listened last Monday but I like to watch the video too. Lol

[@asthasarmah4818]

Same!

[@therealmarkzucc5323]

I love how honest these grown men were about their insecurities! They have such lucky wives (:

[@dr.uncertain6732]

"Super smart usually means super sad" - as a Physicist, I can confirm this statement

[@Ablagirl]

I feel like giving you a hug now.

[@mrua12]

I second this

[@omegasage777]

It's spookily accurate...but it also makes a lot of sense. They say, "ignorance is bliss" for a reason

[@silvo9460]

Ur not smart with a ego that high

[@tonyfry6848]

I’m subbing to you

[@TheMaskofVegito]

Ear biscuits has made me realise that I am more like Rhett than I ever realised. Especially when he talked about the food thing and the talking about it and eating it quickly. I need to find a Rhett or his wife in my life.

[@randallmayle3170]

Watching this just makes me think of my future with my wife. Great episode guys, made me really lovin life.

[@dakotadad8835]

“What’s your husbands most attractive quality” “His epidermis”

[@vebtinkerbellable]

His weenis

[@Diortelon]

@@vebtinkerbellable Damn it, I was gonna say that!

[@vebtinkerbellable]

Sorry

[@bananabot151]

In actually prefer the subcutaneous

[@thelordfosk]

@@bananabot151 the subcutaneous ...what? Subcutaneous just refers to location, not the object itself.

[@Dan-Simms]

Those analogies at the end were perfect, especially Lost with main characters Shepard and Lock, that was brilliant.

[@amandaslaven4574]

When Rhett casually was like, “well, that’s probably not strategic...” I laughed so hard.

[@adriennesquires8130]

Rhett I'm the same with my pets - my husband's big complaint is that I don't like to cuddle/hug/lots of physical affection, but then if a cat comes near me I definitely snatch them and snuggle for as long as they'll allow.

[@CarlosLaraLife]

There’s this thing called the “BedJet” which is a hose that blows hot or cold air into the blanket. I have one and it is truly amazing! Rhett would love this!!! It feels as if the sheet just came out of the dryer.

[@therainbewavy]

Link's sensitive and I'm worried for him 😂

[@criticallol3039]

Subjectively, I think Link...is an odd guy. His reaction to stroking a loved ones hair further cements those feelings.

[@RedBeard430]

Honestly i listen to either ear biscuits or gmm as i go to sleep or on break from work.... or just watching tv... so when I'm awake or not... it plays

[@katerobertson5772]

Rhett almost has the 2000’s front hair bump going on.

[@meaganshea6795]

Link is so optimistic every question "oh this will be nice awww ok this will be good" ...proceeds to defend himself for the next 5 min lol 😂

[@Lavender7193]

My 3 month old loves Rhett! She smiles every time the camera pans in on him 🤣🥰

[@niiii_niiii]

That's sooo cute 😍😍😍😍❤️❤️❤️

[@Lavender7193]

@@niiii_niiii for real she also sings along to his believe me song

[@niiii_niiii]

@@Lavender7193 awwww that's sooooo cute😍😍😍😍

[@HailMB]

To Link's Wife: TOUCH LINKS HAIR. head rubs are the best rubs

[@CatsPajamas23]

I second this.

[@NickyNicole21]

yessss fresh out of the shower before he styles it...just give him a good scalp rub down most men lovvvve that shit

[@butwhytho4858]

His hair requires so much hair gel that I bet it’s not even much a chance for that and therefore it got put to the side. I’m willing to bet Link actually wouldn’t like this as they both seem like semi control freaks with small things hahah

[@MariaClara_x]

In Brazil it’s called cafuné ☺️💙

[@emilyrambo8683]

rhett, you should be a tour guide. you just walk around and say " hey look at that" and the whole crowd goes "wooooooah :D " seems like youd love it

[@jackstraw3600]

Rhett, man. Its not easy being a man with head of hair more beautiul than most. People dont understand the work and effort we have to put into it. Sometimes giving up and cutting it feels like a good option but man, you have worked so hard and look how far you have come in just 12 months. If you cut those curls, I know you will regret it. Keep at it stallion, you can do it.

[@whiteblackbird]

Jessie and Rhett are my relationship goals.

[@charliejoy27]

I was today years old when the connection between Lost and the names of Rhett's boys hit me.

[@breanna8612]

I am the biggest " look at that!" Person. Thank you Rhett.

[@Maelsstrom]

Considering links hair goes up he obviously uses some kind of product so touching his hair is probably a no zone unless he is relaxing at home, saying that i cant recall a time recently when link has his hair down even on social media posts at home. So i dont think its unusual for link to not have his hair played with by his wife.

[@mozolejos]

I know it's likely y'all will probably not see this, but I wanted to thank you anyway. My wife is currently going through some health issues, and so I stole Link's move and have been playing "we'll make it through" for her daily. I wasn't even aware the song existed before listening to this episode. So, once again, thank you.

[@kimmurray9346]

I listen to you every morning! I look forward to GMM and More and EB and I miss the Saturday vlog! I connect why you both in so many ways! Love ya’ll!

[@kellyv6075]

10 mins in and this is hilarious. So funny when you're both genuinely laughing

[@katekleinfit]

LOST IT when the picture of link eating cereal on the pool floatie came up. was NOT expecting it to be like that 😭

[@AMiniki]

I feel kinda bad for Link because touching each other’s hair/head is sweet and comforting. There are very few things as comforting as being with your partner and cuddling and playing softly with each other’s head. Is just relaxing and nice. And let’s be honest, sometimes when things are hot some hair touching/pulling is sexy for some.

[@Redkrovvy]

I loved this one guys! You’re always so genuine and funny. I am recently married and hearing how your wives talk about you, that’s my marriage goals.

[@christinecannibal844]

Link: thinks it's weird that Rhett's wife plays with Rhett's hair Also Link: thinks it's normal to *lick his aunt's face* Me: *okaaaaayyy then*

[@heavymetalbanshee]

I stroke my husbands hair/head every day, usually when we are getting sleepy. It’s a sign of affection, feels nice for him and also me to be fair. He loves it. He doesn’t really stroke my hair ever but he never really thinks of showing affection that way, which is kinda sad lol. Link is missing out.

[@ml2047]

You should tell them to stroke your hair and that you would really appreciate it they did. Communication is key and some people need it spelled out for them to know what would make their partner feel good. You gotta get affectionate touch too! There’s tons of research on how crucial it is for humans to have physical touch. Maybe look into if you’re interested and possibly could use it to convince your significant other to rub your head! ❤️

[@heavymetalbanshee]

@@ml2047 Thanks for the counselling session, but we’re good. 👍 have asked in the past and he has done, but thing is, it’s not as easy when someone has long hair compared to short. So even if he did it’s not as enjoyable as my hair ends up in a tangled mess.

[@jasaraya831]

these women are literal saints.

[@vebtinkerbellable]

Yes Christy, we all know about links drying routine.

[@xoRaQxo]

😂

[@MarieDomander]

Love these podcasts! These guys really like to have their egos stoked. Or at least they need to compete/win/one up each other, even when it comes to their relationships 🤣

[@Nemesis_Prime85]

Hooooooly shit, im with Link on the direction thing. I'm keeping my eyes on the road just tell me left or right. You saying "over there" doesn't help me at all. Also, while I'm at it...if she sees something on her phone or whatever that makes her gasp loudly. I'm like...WHAT?? WHAT IS IT?? thinking that I'm about to hit something.

[@eevil_weevil]

only 10 minutes in and i’m literally crying laughing

[@AlienZizi]

the bush totally derailed them lmao

[@thesvc2006]

love to see you guys in great moods, and loved hearing your wive's responses. that was a super entertaining episode.

[@mimsydreams]

Link, you brought up the bush. This was all your fault. You can't get mad cause Rhett won't let it go lol

[@hazels7447]

Next podcast “we gave Link’s shower window a survey”

[@alyssatutoring1225]

having a bad day so I tune into ear biscuits only for Rhett to say "super smart people are super sad" and hit me right in the heart

[@morganholland7946]

i’m a 24 yo woman who always has a water bottle and lip balm beside my bed

[@Crabby-Abby]

43:32 got me, omg. A few years ago my brother found a diary of my mom's from when she and my dad were away from each other for a summer after getting engaged, and she wrote to him in it every day. Talking about their wedding, sewing her bridesmaid dresses, how excited she was to spend her life with him. They were only 22 at that point and it just gets me every time I think about it! Can't wait until I feel that way about someone.

[@GreenAndTheToe]

That’s very sweet! I hope you’ll have someone that make you feel that way.

[@SpookiCooki]

On the topic of being stupid with pets: I like to talk to my pets like they're lazy roommates. The biggest topic of argument is cleaning. I kept telling my leopard geckos and now my parrots and chickens that they were supposed to vacuum while I was away. But they're not doing it even a little bit. So damn lazy. The geckos moved out and moved in with a friend of mine because they didn't have to follow any rules in her home.

[@daniellespelich3029]

Rhett.. don’t feel bad. I have eaten food quickly my whole life and have dealt with the comments and stares from others. I’ve gotten used to always being the first one finished and having to answer the “why do you eat so fast” question from everyone. I really don’t know the answer either, I just tell people that I grew up in a big family and if I wanted seconds, I had to eat fast.

[@keanadianne]

link saying “NOTHING like that has happened in my family!” is so funny omg

[@Folse]

I’ve been consuming a lot of ear biscuits lately. Great podcast by two great individuals.

[@majahelene7155]

Been waiting for this video since the kids survey!

[@MissNeko76]

This was the best thing I’ve watched on KZbin in ages, funny and insightful, so thx for that… especially to your wives…