We Got Too Stoned On The Podcast | Perfect Person Ep. 9

This is a scientific test to see if our advice is BETTER stoned, or WORSE stoned... as our scientific peers, you will be the judge.
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[@Sisterbusd]

JUST CUZ YOURE USED TO BEING IN A NIGHTMARE DOESNT MEAN YOURE HANDLING IT GOOD! 😭😭😭

[@MSinger4472]

This cut deep

[@milla4898]

I can’t wait to say “I feel like I’m full of bees” in casual conversation

[@PerfectPerson]

10/10 would not recommend

[@milla4898]

@@PerfectPerson will update how it goes

[@CaitlinMagness]

Thinkin about the proposed alternate term for ADHD “bees in my head, there are bees in my fucking head”

[@kelseyirene7620]

I actually almost spit out my coffee at that line hahaha

[@TheShauNanigans]

Now I'm just picturing Nicolas Cage in a rage surrounded by bees.

[@annagreen_0]

49:21 miles singing 🎶me and your mom with a little bath bomb🎶along to that beat is 100% getting stuck in my head. truly a bop

[@proteaoaxaca5204]

I SPAT my water out at “and Will doesn’t speak Spanish, so he Doesn’t really know what I’m talking about“ Fuck that was funny

[@marie-christinelord6433]

I had to put my coffee down to take a moment and pick myself up. I was not ready for that.

[@hannahmariani2927]

IDEA: you guys reply to voicemails when high. that way you can still give advice but you two can kind of "prep" for a minute before calling. I definitely love this concept though!!

[@originalsaplings]

Yesss. This is a perfect option to try out.

[@CatsofAllCosmos]

I wish this episode was titled "Poking Smot on the Choochoo"

[@EricM96]

There needs to be a regular segment where Miles raps advice to callers and hypes them up.

[@PerfectPerson]

Don’t tempt me

[@andreaockerman8859]

I swear I got teary eyed when they said "you're NORMAL" you can tell they're actually genuine kind guys. 🥲

[@MSinger4472]

Omg yes please! I need more Miles rap!

[@lilyfreem]

I legit don’t think there’s been a time I’ve listened to this podcast where I haven’t laughed to the point of tears. Even when I listened back to the shit stain episode to show my husband I laugh cried AGAIN and he did too 😂😂 y’all are my favs fr fr

[@PerfectPerson]

This brightened my day. Thanks so much for listening!!

[@lilyfreem]

@@PerfectPerson won’t ever stop 💜 because Miles… you are - say it with me - THAT BITCH 👏🏻

[@eeeliz]

getting high on a podcast seems like when youre taking a shower in an old house and moving the faucet a millimeter turns the water from freezing to boiling, and you know I love it

[@xxxmochibaby]

Omg this is such a perfect description of me getting high any time hahah thank u for this analogy

[@PerfectPerson]

Hahaha this is so apt

[@arrjay55]

Lol them missing the caller say "oh, ya cranked it too hard?" 😂😂😂

[@jackl8025]

This is so literature

[@nals4233]

"I'm not going to eat it because I'm worried I'm gunna choke" Perfectly describes my anxiety when I get too stoned LMAOOOOO.

[@pettyofcolor3769]

Will was actually so sweet and caring in this episode. Know that doing any substance tewww much can cause people to feel really anxious and scared and he was such a good example of how to support someone going through it fr 😭 Sometimes all you need is a little walk, pep talk, and a reminder that everything will be fine!!!!

[@xxxmochibaby]

So true 🥰

[@jonrmartin]

Damn, 10 minutes in and I'm already feeling like a Perfect Person

[@PerfectPerson]

That’s the guarantee or your time BACK

[@federpen]

The advice I took from this episode: "Just because you are used to being in a nightmare doesn't mean you can handle it". I truly felt that

[@clairetimothy2668]

Why does Miles turn into Jean-Ralphio when he's high 😂 I love it

[@alyssa4436]

Miles randomly singing is giving Jean Ralphio but in the most delightful of ways

[@BaddeGrasse]

As an Aussie, my favourite thing is when Americans go "norrrr" as their Aussie accent impression

[@jessh8972]

scientific method at its core: fuck around and find out

[@rumorsgoods]

“Me and your mom and a little bath bomb” is the best thing miles has sung so far

[@shmii]

It's hilarious that Miles literally had to go touch grass XD love the chaos

[@marielle4533]

If anyone ever asks me to define “chaotic good,” I’m sending them this episode

[@maddynye]

“WILL’S PREACHIN’ THAT TRUTH” really got my stoned ass laughing out loud

[@chaunceylock]

"I don't think we should have the ability to do what we are doing." So funny

[@lilchihuahua7753]

Watching this high and it’s hilarious. I would also love to listen to an episode with just the two of you high, no callers. So you could take some of the pressure off and just solve your own problems 😂

[@breezebee]

19:45 The way I laughed SO loud at the Scooby joke like I haven’t heard Miles say that before lmaoooo

[@lindseymulcahy7114]

This is the best podcast of all time…Miles you must rap at the end of every podcast and yes you should def get high again omg I have abs from laughing

[@keithmauerman1647]

Thanks for taking my call Miles! I love that I was stoned for that call and had no idea you were too 😂

[@byronfauc2392]

"she said it was great advice" "well she's fucking Hiiiiiigggghh!!" 😂😂

[@grllwrfr]

miles surprise rapping from the perspective of a 1 year old baby receiving a bath from my mother (a vietnamese immigrant woman in her 50s) lowkey goes crazy stupid

[@CaitlinMagness]

“A black belf”

[@CaitlinMagness]

The way I snort-laughed at that

[@patienceismyrealname]

An elf with a black belt.....immediately what I envisioned.

[@Eroj1068]

Will better be fucking permanent on the show miles

[@xxxmochibaby]

this was the best episode yet hahaha I was laughing the whole time. I love when miles unleashes his chaotic energy 😂 and will is the perfect cohost

[@lezlezzin]

with all due respect 2 miles, that outfit simultaneously makes him look like a guy who sells weed on a beach and also the mom in a nicholas sparks movie

[@uhmkeri]

perfect person with tinky and winky

[@PerfectPerson]

In the MORNING!!

[@uhmkeri]

@@PerfectPerson troy and abed? never heard of em. i stan tinky and winky

[@lilyfreem]

I would pay for a $5 patreon for uncut episodes or high segments. Like i hope you know, this was fkn comedy gold. I laugh harder at this podcast than any of the 10 comedy podcasts that I listen to. THIS IS SO GOOD

[@objectreborn.artsewing]

That was so freaking funny. I appreciate the anxiety freak out that comes with dialing it up a little too much. But you didn't come across as stoned until the "I'm gonna start singing now!" mood 🤣

[@Nhowww]

watched this episode also incredibly stoned and boy was this a blast! u get me cracking up when I'm sober, today u got me howling and lost but also very connected with the experience u were living. Pleaseee do more stoned episodes, this could totally be a series of special episodes

[@victreebel170]

Miles's rap at 31:07 is just... one of the best things he's done.

[@peacechickification]

The way that miles is so confidently uncomfortable brings me such like, pride and delight. Im confused lmao

[@alyssayarbrough6290]

as someone who gets incredibly anxious when i’m high, this is making me secondhand anxious lmao

[@coffeeandpandulce]

This episode was honestly… THE BEST! They way that they were going through a roller coaster of emotions while being high is the most relatable thing ever. Love this podcast so much! Lol

[@breezeless72]

They're so encouraging of each other in this episode, it's very sweet and wholesome!

[@tofuteh2348]

Great episode, the only thing missing was a synthesizer playing in the background

[@meganbullock580]

I'm straight up crying at the rap at the end 😂 Also, Will's laugh is the greatest.

[@arielle.notthemermaid]

" I'm an idea guy" **lights bulbs beside will's head**

[@pike31]

I feel like Will was low-key panicking, his arm or leg would be randomly twitching like crazy lol. I do that when I’m high and under pressure😂

[@lindsayberry8749]

I do feel like will crushed this episode with advice! Laughed so hard! Def feeling more perfect after every episode!

[@emilythefairyy]

this is my fave podcast ily guys

[@burgerquestoflove]

Its the PERFECT podcast

[@emyleestrubel35]

Omfg when the music came on at the end and Miles forcefully started rapping.. I’m dead😂😅

[@cheyennejude]

Miles, you worry too much. This was a great pod. Always dying laughing. Loved the bathtub rap at the end.

[@violetmarlo2978]

I always have to tell people “oh im listening to a podcast” becuase I am constantly crying laughing at you two with my headphones in. Pleaseeeee keep it coming. Love the pod so much.

[@PokhrajRoy.]

A Podcast while Stoned? That’s the way to go.

[@boglady6421]

Nothing could possibly go wrong 😂😂😂

[@PokhrajRoy.]

@@boglady6421 Of course no. Just a few pizzas and chill vibes.

[@boglady6421]

@@PokhrajRoy. honestly this was fun with just the right amount of chaos 😂 they just sound more giddy hahaha

[@elr6623]

That bath time song had me CACKLING oh dear lordt

[@toadt0ad]

this one is def a smoke along

[@PerfectPerson]

🔥

[@proteaoaxaca5204]

HERE FOR THOSE FIRE BATH BARS GO OFF 48:35

[@xSilverxshadowx]

I'm loving these sports commentator style breakdowns. Incredible.

[@justineedwards1834]

This episode was actually awesome! Miles shouldn’t have tripped so much about how it was going to turn out because it ended up amazing. You should do more of these!

[@he.said.teenjiejer]

my absolute favorite thing is when will says something so crass and miles immediately yells at him and apologizes to the caller

[@user-JessicaTaylor]

😭😭the warning before the actual episode lmaooo what am I about to watch

[@roesandotherdrugs]

You two are such a funny duo - high or not. This pod brings be to tears of laughter ever time.

[@alanajordan5515]

Pals, if you need a single person cackling laugh track for the background, I will record it right now and send it in bc you have me crying on my way to work 😂

[@thefoolmountain9481]

The other night I had a dream where I was in a bummed out mood, but then Will appeared and cheered me up by hanging out with me and being goofy. Thanks Will, for cheering me up in my dream.

[@N8McBride]

This is by far the best episode of the podcast to date

[@spookygreg]

I was shocked to hear you weren’t stoned in the beginning of the episode 😂

[@MSinger4472]

I was shocked to learn that they are not stoned for every episode.

[@jrjohn405]

I love that I can always count on this podcast to make me laugh. Brightens up my day each episode.😍

[@livjm]

ok I'm still in the preamble/disclaimer but I can already tell you I'm gonna enjoy this and I wish it was longer 😂😂

[@Secrets4theMad]

the energy in this episode LMFAOO i love you both so much

[@PerfectPerson]

Thank youuuu! That is very sweet!!

[@okayfine2038]

will saying "AM I WRONG?" is strong "She's the wicked witch of the east, bro" vibes.

[@natl2042]

The high anxiety about having a dry mouth is so real I’m ALWAYS carrying water. Like I have to. Im also high right now hopefully this makes sense Thanks for the podcast miles &freelancehost will it’s great I love it

[@Somethingcorporate99]

I'm taking this podcast as my sign to go buy more green...

[@stitch0blue]

This is the first time listening to your podcast and I love it. It's so relatable and funny. Consuming the devil's lettuce can get you lol There is a point when you realize you fkd up. It's called the "oh shit moment" and if you ever feel that, eat something. It'll bring you down. Any who! You have a new listener. Keep being amazing!

[@apimp01]

"stoked and broked" LMAO

[@furly6321]

At the first cut away to future Miles and Will, I thought it was weird that we would need a disclosure (because obviously you’re both perfect). Then I watched on and wow, you guys really were stoned. I could totally imagine myself being that stoned so I’m glad you kinda explained it. Good idea to have a break, I think you needed it LOL

[@bellajld123]

petition for miles to release all of his songs hahah they make me cry laugh but actually slap so hard

[@_previously]

Someone should make a compilation video called “Will saying the _darndest_ things”.

[@mirandawilson6084]

I LOVED this episode so much !!! You guys are so awesome. In fact I think your stoned advice is even better than sober LOL maybe that’s cause I’m stoned too… if I were you guys I would always do the episodes a little high 😂😂😂

[@Lily-um9tj]

This very quickly became my favorite podcast! Miles ur personality is so infectious!! wanna call in and ask for advice on starting my career in the animation industry but idk how many people can relate to that haha ANYWAY THANKS FOR THE LAUGHS !!

[@StargazerApril]

My advice about trying to date someone who makes you nervous, don’t. Date someone who makes you feel calm, who you can be yourself around. I dated a guy for months and was so nervous about him liking me I would shake constantly and make myself sick. The man I’m with now, maybe I’m too comfortable around but it’s amazing 🤷🏽‍♀️

[@StargazerApril]

I will also say that I came across my friend on a dating app and we were both like lol what you doing here? We hadn’t talked in years. Now we’ve been together for 8 years.

[@CaitlinMagness]

That’s good advice unless you have social anxiety and you get nervous around everyone at first

[@StargazerApril]

@@CaitlinMagness Yeah, it’s tough. I haven’t talked to a stranger in like years, I typically puke if I have to. :/ I haven’t made friends for like 10 years and I’m terrified at reaching out to those that I consider my friends. 🥲

[@sam_art21321]

these interludes from future Will and Miles are everything😂

[@proteaoaxaca5204]

This is the episode I RETURN to when I need a strong ass pick me up

[@proteaoaxaca5204]

I’m Here again

[@karicosta2001]

Miles trying not to choke the entire time . Also me when I’m high

[@peacechickification]

Ok so I realized this myself too. *getting* high for something is a bad idea, whereas *being* high for something is so much better. I can’t smoke and get into something- I need to smoke, get acclimatized to the high, and then do whatever I’m going to do at the average of the high instead of the height of it. Y’all just learnt this and taught it in real time, lmfao

[@walak6832]

Damn, me and my whole crew been spazzin out to this tub freestyle for the whole night, you got bars Miles 👌😂😂😂

[@heyummrandommuch]

Truly one of my favorite podcasts rn. And I see Sarah has won on the last name pronunciation lol

[@SpringBreakTits]

This episode is evoking the "pit in my stomach" feeling that I get the day after I've partied with my friends and have over shared AGAIN. I feel like such a dingus the next day going over my conversations even though I know everything was totally FINE. I'm at a solid 6/10 on my anxiety scale right now, but at least y'all are relatable kings. 👑👑 Edited to add that I'm realizing my life is just the song "Losing My Religion" by R.E.M.

[@lalalandisoccupado]

This episode has brought me to Miles Nation and I’m excited.

[@Polarseltzerdrinker]

I feel like Will would be a fan of Flight of the Concords, who is a comedy band duo from New Zealand. They have a lot of jokes about how much they dislike Australians.

[@jacobhensley2584]

Omg this episode had me laughing so hard at work especially the impromptu rap at the end 😂😂

[@SabrinaFWhite]

no no this is GOOD

[@chrissiesnap]

The last caller thought Will was Andrew Siwicki who did a podcast called Sweet Boys. 🤣😭 they do kinda look like they could be brothers and definitely have the same energy. 🥰 y'all killed another podcast per usual, you perfect people. 🖤

[@123kgo]

Please don't ever stop making this podcast I'm dyinggg 😂

[@jessicalocklear762]

I just want a satiric episode where they're in the 50's and they're perfect and giving the worst possible advice to modern humans.

[@betsycoomer2097]

I’m laying in bed sick, and I needed this so bad! 🤣🤣🤣

[@PerfectPerson]

Hope the soothing balm of screams from this podcast soothes your sickness ❤️

[@gelipson12321]

why is the advice this episode genuinely fantastic tho 🤣🤣🤣

[@marie-christinelord6433]

This is perfect. I needed that this morning.

[@QuixoticAdventure]

I’m obsessed with this episode

[@annettegonzalez2880]

At this point I’ve listened to this episode 3 times and I’m going in for a forth. This might be my favorite thing on the Internet

[@miahuerta7759]

Y’all made my day 😂and my mantra is now “I am that bitcchhhh” 😂

[@MeggieLongoMusic]

Okay I paused right before you get back to the ep to also get wildly high so I could enjoy listening to stoney nonsense while also being zonked aaaaaaand, let me tell ya… highly worth it.

[@TheShauNanigans]

Also, I need more information about the green leaves seemingly growing up the wall. The fact that you just have this in your house is amazing.

[@katherinefend2742]

A call center 😂 second time watching this. Crunchwrap supreme 😂😂