We Hate Dolphins | Ep 163 | Bad Friends

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0:00 A Message from the Road
0:37 The Monies and the Time Bobby Almost Lit a Church on Fire
7:01 Bobby and Andrew Pull a Buffalo Bill on Juicy
14:12 What Tom Cruise, Will Farrell and Anthony Davis have in Common
19:45 The Fear of Buying Spoons
26:26 The Best Ways to Drop Acid
33:418 Playing Tag at 50
42:10 Bobby Knows How to Do Water
50:40 Juicy's Inspirational Speech
1:02:02 We Hate Dolphins
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[@jackberdine]

I feel like we got a rare period of undisturbed genuine conversation between our boys this episode

[@benjiluvsyou]

This has to be my top 3 eps it was just so funny at every second but relatable as hell too.

[@ian-blum]

Stop being genuine it's making me feel feelings

[@Petrichords]

This episode flowed reeeeeaal smooth. 10/10

[@Teah8cbdude]

Yeah, also, we're already kind of having a civil war. People are killing each other every day

[@RyanMcGovern81]

Imagine if Burnt Chrysler was there?

[@rickeykoga2312]

It's always good when Fancy is back in the booth - it's like you can hear his accent in his laugh

[@graham974]

The show just isn’t the same without Fancy!

[@jackseaton7486]

“Jajajajajaja” - fancy b

[@heatherfoster7823]

Bobby's got that pregnancy glow. Great episode with good vibes. Happy to see everyone happy

[@Konfide4043]

Juicy is the father!!

[@Teah8cbdude]

Bobby's been pregnant. It's a blob with no arms or legs. Not sure of the gender but he keeps it in there. Whenever his water breaks he's like "fk it", yet the creature survives inside

[@shardknox]

@@Konfide4043eww 😂

[@nwkborn99]

It’s always hilarious to me when Bobby brings up a story with no provocation and then gets embarrassed and demands they move on

[@BobsYerUncle_GT]

😂😂😂

[@Mark-xb7ro]

He'll say we'll edit that out and Andrew usually says we'll leave it in. Lol. But when they say a name in a story that's embarrassing for that person or they might not like them they put a sound effect over it.

[@Addi--]

Bobby's comedy goes up with Santino. He's got such a positive effect on Bobby

[@booblaa9734]

​@Arthur Chavis A friend and a cohost? What a weird parasocial comment.

[@noneofthatfake8439]

@@SeniorFellow74.5 Squirts for him

[@keeganpower6931]

Negative reinforcement

[@brandonrothsman2665]

@@SeniorFellow74.5 this questions don’t make sense. What if I asked you what does the kid do for his mother?

[@brandonrothsman2665]

Bobby’s comedy goes up around ANY other people/comedians. Not just around Cheeto. That’s why his podcasts are goated but his standup is just him pulling out his wiener cause he barely got material😂

[@zuhgzuhg]

Santino's positive vibes makes bobby a happy panda. It's so clear as day.

[@grapesoda24]

Show called Bad Friend but really he good friend to the Bobo.

[@blainebickle1178]

yeah, Bobby has great energy on this episode :)

[@lronhubbard8580]

Nice icon.

[@rickeykoga2312]

This is quintessential Bad Friends energy in this episode - when you zoom out, the boys are simply two goofy kids playing a game of make believe. Bobby is overjoyed when Santino is in a mood to 'play' aka semi-gay improv. Hence Bobby's jovial and almost patient temperament. The bits they craft fly by so smooth that you need to rewatch to see how they're crafting the scenario in real-time - from ridiculous idea to punchline. That's why I love this pod above other comedy pods - other comedy pods are funny w good perspective but no other duo can bring you to Turtle Island or take you on a date w Officer Dominguez. I think Schulz is one of the few comics who has been on Bad Friends and admits how challenging the high-level improv is. Massive appreciation for the 'show' the BF crew puts on, the effort doesn't go unnoticed

[@evanabbott2737]

Bobby was on fire in this episode, and Andrew was in awe of his friend. Great episode😁👍

[@burstmxde6617]

Im actually so happy for Bobby, hes looking so healthy dude.

[@Vaporisers]

Do you look healthy right now ?

[@burstmxde6617]

@@Vaporisers I would say so yeah. I eat good and I gym 6 times a week. I'll never be completely happy but Im doing enough I would say.

[@michaelsmithhisler9755]

I dunno. He admitted he doesn't ever drink water.

[@nevaehb2279]

@@Vaporiserswhat does that have to do with Bobby💀

[@nevaehb2279]

@@burstmxde6617mad props to you it takes a lot to go to the gym 6 times a week consistently. Strong man mentally and physically 🙂

[@allybali]

hearing andrew talk about feeling insecure while shopping makes me feel validated 😭

[@Warumfragstdu]

Same

[@nicholas4525]

The clothing shopping insecurity is insanely relatable to me. Always feel the same way when I go, so I avoid going at all. Kind of makes me feel less “crazy” that someone like Santino feels a similar way.

[@AlphaSlothins]

You’re not alone brotha. I have a few t shirts that I still wear since middle school.

[@alexgarcia-SS]

I think most men feel this way ,

[@bakedest1306]

Female here🙋‍♀ I feel the exact same way!

[@guydinuz8967]

I hate it, I start getting anxious as soon as I go in, and after a couple minutes I just grab the nearest thing and buy it. I have gotten clothes that don’t fit me on many occasions.

[@deranged0ne817]

This blows my mind that there are others like this. I'm over 30 and still have clothes from when I was 18

[@brettrogames]

Best live show I’ve ever been to. Atlanta shows were unforgettable!

[@Squinty32]

ayy i was there for the first show in ATL, Bobby murdered!

[@theamusingspade5890]

That show was amazing!

[@rickeykoga2312]

God damnit I can't wait to go in June after reading these comments every week 🎉🎉🎉🎉

[@wassupjg]

How packed were the venues?

[@Jordan-ck5ty]

The Detroit show was INSANE! 😂

[@Germs505]

"Hey will you help us with this couch?" Lmao that had me dying

[@BrigCommander]

lmao, was so good

[@boyinny1779]

🍽

[@mattarcher8508]

@@BrigCommander😢😢❤❤❤❤😢

[@DumbDub]

Hearing Andrew's Doc impression made me really miss Doc :( Not enough UFO conspiracy theories lately.

[@brittanyboucher3536]

Bobby is killing it! So quick with the Harvard joke.

[@namsj]

timestamp!!

[@Spiritbomb88]

​@@namsj 1:09:55

[@jonchilds6536]

@@namsj 4:02

[@-KYUSS-]

When you guys go to the photo studio. You should do like an 80’s family photo. Bobby & Andrew as gay dad’s and Juicy as the adopted daughter. It would be fantastic 😂

[@pukkademps]

Great idea lmao

[@KS-ro7lm]

I can already see the thick turtlenecks and hands placed on each shoulder

[@Yourmomsgotnicemilkers]

Andrew+juicy as Bobby’s parents

[@Yourmomsgotnicemilkers]

Bobby looks like a kid who got forced into telling an ad in his childhood bedroom in certain adds

[@SouthernRam]

​@@Yourmomsgotnicemilkers yeah Bobby as the adopted kid is way funnier

[@onesack9614]

Bobby repeating every city after Andrew to feel responsible kills me ahaha

[@Shelby502420]

Saw the whole gang in Louisville Kentucky last week. I'd been waiting like 30yrs to see Bobby. I almost cried.

[@andrewgriffin9244]

How was it? Did Santino make Louisville jokes? He was funny here in NC

[@CL-hl8ui]

The Nashville show was awesome!

[@Shelby502420]

@@andrewgriffin9244 Show was terrific! Crowd was less than terrific. I still had a fucking blast.

[@andrewgriffin9244]

@@Shelby502420 what did the crowd do ?

[@Shelby502420]

@@andrewgriffin9244 Nothing untoward. Just weren't up to my expectations. Didn't seem to get the show.

[@alolandonaldtrump8368]

That Harvard bit by Bobby was legitimately one of the funnier things he's said/done on the show.

[@Frad840]

Thank you for the much needed critical analysis of the jokes told by professional comedians; you're truly doing us a service, big brain bud.

[@alolandonaldtrump8368]

@@Frad840 I said the joke was funny. If that’s your interpretation of a critical analysis then you must be a bit slow. You must have been more of a community college kinda guy than a Harvard kinda guy.

[@coolmanbob2096]

U act like he doesent consistently make great jokes every episode..☠️

[@Britbaby961]

Facts 😂 One of his best imo

[@ZmanT95]

Big Cao, he's always says funny shit

[@HIGHTS]

Love the chill talk. Doesn't have to constantly be roasting/joking each other

[@Splat-25]

Bobby really is on a new level of life right now. He's so happy and light. ❤❤

[@carllazarraga2858]

Hoes will make you or break you.

[@Crudulence]

Light is maybe an exaggeration

[@mikerogers2530]

I love how every hitch hiker/car abduction improv, Bobby references a couch. Super relatable and positive episode. Good vibes for sure!

[@daxota_6750]

Andrews sarcasm is so great lol I always knew windows were for birds to look into

[@Ohnoitsfb]

You can really see how present and happy bobo is. I’m really happy for him.

[@GrizzlyLax93]

The "get outta here!" part of the haunted house story had me crying 😂

[@BIGGELATO]

That Harvard bit had me in tears 🤣🤣 Bobby is so good 🤣🤣

[@zachtooill]

Couldn’t go to the Detroit show and I’m REALLLY hoping I can afford to make it to the Ohio show… Bob is a huge inspiration to me as an alcoholic sober 3 years 😊

[@TomPuppetmaster]

Emphasis on Bob being huge 😂

[@thatswhatshesaid6326]

Congrats to you!! 💜

[@Jordan-ck5ty]

You gotta go if you can! Detroit show was unforgettable but there's clips of it in a montage they posted. Maybe they'll release a doc on the tour

[@zachtooill]

@@Jordan-ck5ty I got tickets a couple days ago!!! Sooo excited.

[@zachtooill]

@@thatswhatshesaid6326 thank you!

[@rickeykoga2312]

19:00 Bobby not understanding Santino's disdain for shopping and then showing off his dressing room 'poses' had me dyingggg 😂

[@niccantu3843]

Can’t get enough of these genuine conversations

[@gabehooper3902]

I love how all Andrew has to say is “ready?” And him and Bobby are immediately in improv mode😭😂

[@griffindeems3521]

58:53 1:00:04 1:00:17 😅😮😮😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😮😮😮😮😮😅😢😮😮😅😅😅😅😢

[@CaniHaveTheRedPill]

Man I’ve been going through depression for months. Monday are the best days. Thank you guys.

[@d475]

Hang in there! You got this!

[@tileavenue6911]

People with depression like yourself are making these two guys insanely rich

[@devonfarrar6817]

​@@user-kj7nw4zg1y why are you trying to one up their depression? What a dick thing to do. Grow up.

[@kendrickllama9790]

Welcome bro. Depression isn't real, get out of the internet. Love you 😘

[@devonfarrar6817]

@@kendrickllama9790 ironic

[@Nollie_Fullcab]

Holy fuck the amount of nerdy skateboarding talk in this ep makes me soooooo happy

[@Phil.Anthropy]

Never Be Bought... Never Be Sold.. BlackLabel for life

[@IAMJUXTA]

Very sick

[@moondogg_monte]

Fr, your username makes me believe you. I did a nollie full cab once /s😎

[@shadowguild3689]

Agree

[@HasanPikerIsADouche]

Except for the fact that Bobby was a poser

[@flash67]

When Bobby repeated the Harvard story to Santino i lost it

[@paddydemps2291]

Juicy’s “Thank you for being a bad friend” had me 😂😂😂

[@2smart4uu]

I can’t even make it through an episode of 2 bears anymore but can’t wait for this every week

[@Betty-Boop809]

Me either, especially if Bert’s on.

[@jvasquez3100]

Same

[@moondogg_monte]

Is Bert drying out?

[@2smart4uu]

Bert’s fans are middle aged Midwest parents and nascar people. To most people in between, he’s just a man child

[@NAGAHEART]

it's gotten so mid huh

[@rogert.winemiller40]

Today is a sad day for me and my family because it's my sister's birthday and she passed away for five years ago and I just want to say this podcast Bobby Andrew jet ski and jet skis laugh really brightens my day thank you all so much I love you all. Lol talk to text is off sorry juice

[@vancedingle8090]

Sorry about your sister buddy

[@Ryanlikesbroken]

❤ your way big bro

[@BigZ52]

Sorry bout your sister man

[@mandifflowkey7544]

Thank you guys for helping me get through my depression . Bobby and santino you guys are hilarious together .

[@user-wc8se9vs2z]

Guys I gotta say: I'm from Brazil and I love you guys! I don't miss one single episode! Bobby and Andrew are the perfect duo!

[@Tre168]

Tino talking about buying clothes or things for himself hit home and also made me sad. You’re too cool to see yourself like that Tino.

[@SteevoPatron]

Just saw them in Atlanta. Best show I’ve ever been to 🔥

[@thatswhatshesaid6326]

I’ve seen only positive reviews which makes me happy!!

[@RJMJunior]

Having a rough day man and I put your podcasts on before I start work to get me laughing and better my mood. Thanks for the free therapy #BadFriends

[@HiHi-nl5ju]

I've been working so much lately and had a seizure at work yesterday. I missed watching you guys early in the mornings. Unmatched hustle. Grind can't stop. It's okay to fall down as long as you get back up. I'm praying for all yall. Love these bad friends

[@tlong5664]

You can tell Bobby has a different energy on stage. When they’re plugging the show at the beginning, and the ad reads, you can tell he’s in the zone.

[@shoheigoat4329]

“In the zone” is just peaking on his Ritalin

[@tlong5664]

@@shoheigoat4329 That could definitely be true 😂

[@The1SSGrant]

Bobby highkey confessing to conspiring to commit a hate crime 😂😂😂

[@cosmicmoose6663]

More like a self-hate crime lol

[@lukelmaooooo]

yeah but hes like 80 now so statue of limitations or whatever

[@The1SSGrant]

@@lukelmaooooo oh for sure… probably closer to 90 now. just how casually he was talking about it tho 😂😂

[@brianmcmahon8044]

Man, the vibes around you all has really gone up, you can feel a natural improvement from being on tour togeather, gone up a level not that its needed, awesome

[@kayceedelgadillo8145]

Bobby made a heart touching speech on comedy. I had to clip it for my brother whom i admire and is doing open mics.

[@chucklecucker]

Tino describing the burbs for migrated city kids perfectly

[@Hemp_knight]

Churchin up to “Tino” got me dying

[@devonscotttaylor]

the image of bobby deep in the canadian woods picking up and eating acorns is cracking me the fuck up 🤣🤣

[@Mark-xb7ro]

I know I'm not the first to notice this but whenever Bobby says something funny he always checks the whole room for laughs.

[@vadymvadym4387]

That cheeseburger special was amazing ! That last joke was insane. Great comedic work! Can’t wait for the next special

[@aylasinclair3760]

Hey guys! I met you in Nashville and saw the show! I got so nervous, but let me just say that you guys have inspired me to try new things and getting back into entertainment. Thank you so much for all you do, hope to see you guys again, it was a great show!

[@filmneuro]

Listening to bad friends in the gym. Better than any workout mix.

[@LoloFbabyy]

I do the same lol laugh while lifting

[@Afraidofbutts]

Her laugh and personality is something special she's so lovable 😢

[@chrisromeromusic]

So happy I attended the Nashville show! So funny! If you’re reading this and they’re coming to a town near you? Go to the show! You won’t regret it! Was dying of laughter the whole time!

[@kaylamorusan3858]

Saw y’all in Nashville last week. Amazing show! Bobby this year I hope you give us what you said you would!!!😊

[@edwinluna1749]

Yea a special I was there too!!

[@TomAcker16]

Out of all the years I have been watching you guys, This year is by far the happiest I've have seen you all. Thankyou for laughs

[@jamesdiaz9457]

Make a confessional room on the bus when you’re on tour

[@Betty-Boop809]

First read the complaints out of the box. I love your idea.

[@Mark-xb7ro]

I never knew what they were blurring out before with sound effects but this ep was pretty obvious with Bobby saying he has HRS and Andrew saying your R is not so hidden lol.

[@Tac0maAr0ma]

So dope seeing all the positive reviews from the tour so far!

[@benkrenek]

These two have the best ad reads I don’t even skip em half the time

[@kalletheowner]

``Lets move on! I drank the pee.`` I love these guys. Jetski is also a nice addition to the crew.

[@cooliomendez88]

addition

[@kalletheowner]

@@cooliomendez88 thanks!

[@TGFMusic]

37:25 Santino: “everyone has to put it on each other, ON…ON YOUR SELF….god dammit” This made me laugh so hard, he knew that sound perverted like he’s putting it on Juicy, and immediately knew he fucked up 😂 poor guy, we’ve all been there.

[@camdaman18]

Bad Friends in ATL was the best experience of my life! If you have the chance to go to the live show, DO IT!!! ,’)

[@tjpatton8562]

Andrew: i hate shopping Also Andrew: i miss malls

[@michaelcho3507]

Beautiful yet venerable souls. Bless these boys and the girl.

[@7davelemmon]

You three are so damn great together I laugh every time I watch. Thanks for making Monday not suck. 😊

[@williamwhisenhunt1991]

Thank you so much for what y’all do!! Literally the best podcast out there!!

[@eternalsamuraix]

It sucks the Norfolk show got canceled, but I love you guys! I was gifted tickets for my birthday and was really excited to see the show, but I understand things happen. Hopefully you guys consider coming back even with whatever happened. Long time fan and will never stop ! And if u see this Bobby, we should play Warzone! I’ll carry

[@josephlawson1382]

I had Norfolk tickets and had to scramble to get Raleigh tickets, where do you live, if it's not too crazy I'll come scoop you. I live on the border of Virginia and NC

[@josephlawson1382]

Ps, add me on wz, Pivot434

[@bangbang6317]

@@josephlawson1382 -serial killer

[@Andrew-un4vs]

He’s got a couch that needs moving

[@TalesfromtheRick]

Bad Friends is the best comedy duo podcast. Bobby is one of the funniest guys ever on a pod as well as santino. They compliment each other perfect

[@BluegrassBackroadBuilds]

Imagine how much fun it would be to watch movies with bobby all day, that would be amazing

[@completedharma]

You make Monday into a funday, thanks for providing me such a comedic bullet train.

[@fernandoborge7516]

I want nothing more than to go to this live show in Durham on Wednesday. Pray for me guys, I’m hoping everything falls into place and I get to go.

[@tylerowens115]

where do you live bro i’m in greenville

[@fernandoborge7516]

I’m just outside of Raleigh bro! And good news, I went. They killed it lol amazing show.

[@ProblyTaco]

omg i didnt know these two had a podcast together, this is freaking brilliant!!!!!!

[@darthon3153]

I found this podcast today and I’ve already listen to four episodes. I have not leaughed 😊this hard in a long time.

[@AJCobler]

The Harvard bit had me cryinggg😂😂😂

[@megankrafft2377]

Already bought tickets for your show in riverside plus the meet and greet! So stoked

[@lesley4917]

Hope it doesn't get canceled last minute like ours did! And with no explanation!

[@MultiChilo]

@@lesley4917 which show was that?

[@amedterrazas]

How did you get the meet and greet!?

[@MultiChilo]

@@amedterrazas you add $100 to what ever ticket price you have

[@nargi]

imagine paying money to say hi to a random celebrity that doesn’t give a shit about you

[@jf5618]

Bobby taking on Buffalo Bills voice immediately, had me going hard! He nailed it and so unexpectedly. 😂😂😂

[@AAA-Wolf]

It had you going hard huh? 😐

[@PrankxtaWorld]

47:20 Andrew lifts fists "These are My F×××ing Weapons" Reminds me of the Fighter And the Kid Moment with Him "Wanna Meet My F×××ing Parents" 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@TIAD888]

This podcast makes happier while I edit. Keep it going guys!

[@brittanie777]

Just finished “Beef” and Santino is great in it!

[@alexgarcia-SS]

That show was good but yet so bad can’t explain it

[@brittanie777]

@@alexgarcia-SS maybe a little contrived, but I thought it was different than a lot of other shows out, so it was refreshing

[@antithesis6455]

DO A TOUR BUS VLOG!!!

[@TheCHILDRENofTV]

I have noticed Bobby seems so much happier and playful and Bobby and Andrew don’t seem to argue as much anymore. I think you finally found peace.

[@SamSparks714]

I look forward to the podcast every week ! I recently got my coworker into it and now we chat and laugh our as5es off . Thanks for the great content guys ((:

[@kojackbuddy]

Loved you guys in st Louis and after we went to mission taco and you guys showed up my daughter and her boyfriend were so star struck thank you

[@Betty-Boop809]

Ha, I don’t blame them. That sounds like a great night.

[@joshhernandez8085]

BF is probably the only padcast that can bank episodes and stay funny

[@solodolo6044]

juice saying "shut up i have the mic now" blew me away lol

[@bigrcc99]

Bobby, that “Harvard” translation bit is amazing!

[@oXahusTz]

They need to put out at least one tour bus recorded episode

[@elcastro505]

I thought the same thing !

[@tbspromotions]

26:15 I remember moving to a small town as a kid so I could barely hang out at malls anymore. So, me and my buddy would be dropped off at like 8am and stay till like 3pm and just chill lol

[@TheJustinHit]

This was probably the best episode of Bad friends in a long time. Keep it up!!!!!

[@MrSk8mobb]

God you guys make my Mondays so much better!!!

[@ellierodriguez-ch9cg]

Loved the part of talking about feeling joy and happiness if you just do the damn thing. Needed that ❤

[@danilove2390]

I dont usually laugh about random things. But they make me lol every time. You guys are awesome. Thank you!

[@mollysiever909]

29:20 worst idea I’ve ever had was going to a haunted house on acid.

[@ewarre22]

This is the most positive ep in ages bravo y’all

[@megankistler5238]

Bobby really loves the couch story to pick up strangers.

[@sixtynine2856]

It puts the lotion on its skin or it gets the hose again.

[@Daniel_25]

@@sixtynine2856 it does what it’s told!

[@YhhhBro]

@@rodacoram take your meds

[@xtzixx2523]

Watch this 3 times so far 😂😂 I’m dying at the dolphin joke

[@kurrnydog]

As a multiple time hell house survivor, it was insane to hear Bobby talk about it on this podcast 😂 can’t wait to see y’all in my hometown of Irving!! 😎

[@kevinnoble7532]

When Andrew talked about beating up Bobby and jetski was hilarious hahaha

[@lesley4917]

Don't forget Norfolk. Oh wait, you already did.

[@MyNameIsDanielYT]

i really really hope we see some footage from tour. Like an hour or 2 of tour footage wrapped into a sick documentary / tour video.

[@JOOLVAUR]

“Gegegeget out of here” 💀😭😭