"We Have Lift Off!" - Destination F'd (Vol. 29)

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Sauce links below. Cheers for watching ya Aussie fails commentary ya legends!
SAUCES:
Pants'd - toolsbydesign and callmedragon85 on IG
Pool - Snow & Curt
Eddie - ‪@eddiehallwsm‬ 🤟
AFL - ‪@AFL‬
Water Closet - 🤷‍♂️
Construction - Chicks/Barstool Sports
Plane - Brave Passenger
Crusher - Triturador Industrial / trituradorindustrial
Slide 1 - Tina Yolanda
Slide 2 - Christine O. Cheers ya legend!
Flying Fox - Cheers to Caitlin S and ya Dad!
Cheers again!
Ozzy Man

[@ozzymanreviews]

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[@infamouswickedjokestar]

Ozzy Man can easily make my day with a bit of humor 😭🤣❤️

[@GrizzAxxemann]

We call those toques around here.

[@moos5221]

You do realize most of us are currently sweating our arses off in the northern hemisphere, right? xD

[@scottgm321]

Selling a hat called asphalt, is appropriate for this channel since asphalt equals destination f'd for many of the people in the videos.

[@TheInCarNation]

Selling winter hats from Australia.. LEGEND! :P

[@squareeyes4574]

I had to listen to that womans laugh again too. About 20 more times. Beautiful camera work on those laughs 😄

[@L3aRn2Th1nK]

Does anyone know who she is? Any socials? Asking for a friend, obviously...

[@taterboob]

Luckily, you don’t need two hands to laugh.

[@ChezzOnBass]

Love some big ol’ laughs

[@dereksmith6316]

Nice camera shooting very very nice almost can see some Meat and laughs girl has some nice gifts upfront

[@martywest6388]

Yeah, great set of ,er , laughs.

[@deborahcornell171]

As someone who's been thrown in a pool (Graduation party), a lake (birthday party), a bigger pool (Florida vacation), a river (boating party)...I appreciate the girl who outmaneuvered those two guys.💙💫

[@nasiffarhan1239]

Man do i wish i could have a life remotely close to that

[@macmotuim4403]

throwing people in pools stopped being funny when people started carrying cell phones.

[@LindaC616]

​@macmotuim4403 one of the few moments in my life I don't regret not growing up skinny

[@johnlucas6683]

What a veteran! lol

[@debbiehenri345]

My goodness, do you think your family and friends are trying to tell you something?

[@JoeBleasdaleReal]

I feel like it’s not the first time that Sheila’s had to stop two blokes dunking her in a pool. Genuinely cheered when she escaped 😂

[@strawdog336]

They were mad about their phones, but have only themselves to blame

[@paultrappiel9943]

Chlorine or saltwater pool, those phones will be hard to rescue.

[@TheBanana93]

@@quangthuyoan9576 Its not true

[@ralphholiman7401]

The fact they kept their phones on them tells you that they really didn't see that one coming.

[@shamusenright5387]

She owns them

[@Thelonedrifter]

It's a good day when everyone's favourite destination arrives

[@khweziyoudontneedtoknow9043]

The designers of those slides had some real beef with humanity

[@moos5221]

The bumpy water slide must be in the USA, because something like that would be illegal everywhere else.

[@b.s.4478]

@@moos5221 Brazil

[@LisaBowers]

Yeah, some ground beef. :⁠-⁠D I'll see myself out.

[@pxrays547]

@@LisaBowers NICE!

[@Erinyes999]

Subtle population control 👀😂

[@SpirallingOut]

Who thought covering a kids slide with the same stuff they make cheese graters from was a good plan?

[@turbo8628]

A sociopath?

[@Tjalve70]

Anyone who's had extended contact with kids.

[@notahotshot]

​@@Tjalve70 Nice! Thank you for providing the definition for the answer provided by turbo8628.

[@DrDeuteron]

Qxir did.

[@Tjalve70]

@@notahotshot That was my intention, yes.

[@kojowiredu]

That Sheila is a legend 😂. I've always hated people who try to do stuff to unwilling folks in the name of 'it's hilarious'. She owned them properly. Good to see them tossing phones and wallets away😂😂😂

[@moos5221]

Yeah, even though I think the orange dude wasn't even trying to throw her in, looks like he just got caught in the action when the other dude pull off that arsehole move.

[@kaalad3666]

Same, it's like they never consider that the unwilling person might have a good reason to not want to do whatever it js. Not to mention, if a woman doesn't want to get in the pool there's probably a pretttttty good reason why.

[@LalitaLunaYogini]

Yeah to be fair it's just glorified bullying

[@R56TurboCharged]

Watching industrial shredding machine videos backwards is bizarrely satisfying.

[@moos5221]

hrhr, that's how all things "Made in China" are fabricated. xD

[@lilymarinovic1644]

For me it would be rather like.watching a video of a birth backwards - disconcerting

[@alwaysdisputin9930]

​@@lilymarinovic1644 The baby took 1 look at the world & was like "nope"

[@IndiBrony]

@@alwaysdisputin9930 crying like a motherfucker then going back from whence you came? Yeah, that sounds like my experience in life.

[@patricksquinlan1]

Time's Arrow, by Martin Amis. Which is to say, a novel about a Holocaust death camp doctor experiencing life backwards. The ovens create living people out of smoke and ash. The doctors assemble living people on the operating tables from random bloody parts they find in the trash. They are performing miracles.

[@alexnaturalis1179]

This was the most gentle destination fuc'kd video I've seen. No ouchies at the end, just laughs.

[@lilymarinovic1644]

Except for the poor cheese grater slide person and the phones of the two fellas who ended up in the pool.

[@macforme]

alex: how about the tire which de-panted the fluffy guy. That probably hurt... body and ego.

[@EikottXD]

@@lilymarinovic1644 phones feel pain?

[@lilymarinovic1644]

@@EikottXD phones may or may not feel pain, but they definitely have orchids which cause their owners pain.

[@wolfensixx]

And boobs...

[@NorthernWisconsinandStuff]

The Sheila’s in the bathroom are a trip. Puking in the toilet. Peeing in the sink. What a night!

[@Donegal62]

The chick sitting on the sink to pee deserves the "Stupid Award." The laugh of the water slide chick was golden!!

[@RaoVenu]

Wow did not realize that. Thanks for clarifying. 🤣

[@d00mnoodle]

I hope it was just to pee otherwise she'd have a pretty bad time falling down onto it 😂

[@CreedBrattonTheOffice]

A lot more golden than just her laugh! Also that sink breaking caught me off guard, nearly spat out my drink!

[@leannecanty8821]

They were both "golden". 😉

[@Donegal62]

@@leannecanty8821 Ah, I get the reference. 😆😆

[@singenstattatmen5096]

Good damn Karma - or sheer stupidity - that the guys had their smartphones on them when trying to dunk the Sheila. The hubris of man! Didn't even consider that they might get dunked instead.

[@TheDepressedMemeCat]

"Better to shit in the sink than to sink in the shit" ~ that woman at 1:09

[@TamiyaPhilippW]

What the fuck! Not ladylike 😂

[@d00mnoodle]

Maybe she did both, hope for that wasn't the case 😂

[@musefan12345]

Kudos to the lady who outmanoeuvred those 2 guys. Getting dunked in a pool is a shitty thing to do. May both their phones never function again.

[@colonelJ77]

She probably deserved it

[@musefan12345]

@@colonelJ77 quite an assumption, but ok

[@wolfywox]

The clip in the women's bathroom was just a straight up reenactment of the scene from Bridesmaids. 😂

[@Finn-Arlo]

I don't think everyone saw the sink action while focusing on the one praying to the porcelain gods.

[@boxadorsrus5991]

@wolfywox Possibly so. At the same time, people have been sitting on sinks and breaking them as well as puking into toilets for perhaps a hundred years or more. It just wasn't filmed and posted like it is today.

[@RainWelsh]

“LOOK AWAY, MEGAN!”

[@iskandertime747]

That first Sheila is an absolute bloody legend.

[@rpsnider85]

That laugh, I give it a grade of D+...well maybe more like DD or D^2.

[@Oniontrololol]

I would have thought she deserve a E grade for her laugh

[@storey7449]

Still been watching every video that’s been uploaded for a few years now. Still love your content ozzy man, keep grinding and don’t stop man! Much love from Melbourne mate!

[@OvaltineJenkinsFx]

2:12 “Ouchies! Haha The camera work indicates Ouchies.” We have just witnessed you step foot into the world of dad jokes. Welcome to the club Ozzyman.

[@nymalous3428]

The girl by the pool did a nice reversal. Good job!

[@namrepusprime6793]

I love the diversion away from the sink collapse 😂

[@nolsp7240]

Doesn't matter if you miss the first trip. The DF train always comes around again. :D

[@cookiemonster2299]

0:35 we're gonna need a bigger tree 🤣😂🤣lucky he didn't take that shed out. 🤪❤️

[@BernardoPC117]

1:55 I was wondering about the safety measures for working near that machine and then I saw the dude standing right on top of it 🤣one unexpected swing of the bicycle is knocking him right in.

[@antred11]

Yeah, you could not pay me to stand on that thing while it's on! 😱

[@mphays]

Holy urinals Batman! At 1:08 that dame is taking a wiz in the sink, at least I hope it's a wiz and she's not actually dropping a log in there. 💩

[@abekane7038]

That laugh should be destination perfect

[@anchorman47]

Good you replayed that video for her "laugh"! I really wanted to "hear" that again!

[@chrissywriight]

It made for a great pair of laughs.

[@kojowiredu]

Such a lovely bouncy laugh 😂

[@whome4642]

I felt bad for the guy that had his pants pulled down by the tire. Nobody gets paid enough for that. I hope the rest of his day was better.

[@vinnieg6161]

I have to be quick for these ones, otherwise pooptube will ask me for my creditcard or ID again. 2:24 Also those are not okay to wear...

[@chantallennox1201]

The tyre down-trou, fall over…. The universe is fucking with us! 😂

[@KarenSumbo2666]

That blue bumpy slide reminds me of the deadly Detroit slide a while ago.

[@jasimkhan38]

"However you get there, it doesn't really matter as long as you get there ..... in multiple pieces" - Best motivational line for a journey to *destination f*cked*

[@j29g99]

2:30 men of culture your welcome

[@Krissy_K888]

I hope the pissed looking guy at 0:25 understands it is his fault his phone landed in water.

[@notahotshot]

Yeah, he realized, and even smiled right at the end.

[@CaptChrispy]

2:20 Everything about that video was amazing!

[@realeques]

0:24 good thinking, take the probably water-proof phone out your pocket and throw it on the concrete

[@smithy2]

I'm pretty sure Brain Shaw was in the tree cutting the rope, poor Ed 🤣

[@onEmEmbErstudios]

That sheila at the pool is a Destination Win as well

[@nbartlett6538]

2:02 which sadist installed a cheese grater over this slide?

[@buskergirl]

What a legend that pool sheila vs the two dudes 👏👏👏

[@mlsaulnier]

Nothin better than after a crappy day to get an Ozzyman Destination video. It's cathartic

[@UncommonKnowledge587]

Sitting on the toilet and having it collapse is the stuff of nightmares 🤣

[@Thermalions]

Take a closer look at that "toilet"

[@bucketofsunshine6366]

That wasn’t a toilet 🤢

[@paultrappiel9943]

She was taking a wizz in the sink.😂 must suck to clean a women's bathroom. 🤢

[@AtheistOrphan]

I never want to use the washbasin round your house!

[@lesliechapa7463]

1:10 the bathroom sink was like " not 2day bitch"

[@skeetsmcgrew3282]

The Sheila on the plane definitely grabbed some weed edibles for the flight and didn't know what she had lol

[@mjweber0313]

Shout out to everyone else who had to go back and pause on the girl on the slide 😁

[@Jigsaw407]

1:32 That thing! It can't be bargained with, it can't be reasoned with, it doesn't feel pity ... or remorse ... or fear ... and it absolutely will not stop! Ever! Until you are ground to little shreds ...

[@tekarock]

You are a legend! Thanks for brightening up my Friday night. 😀

[@matthewrhelf4559]

I love a good maniacal laugh- c’mon we’ve all been there

[@Blafard666]

Poor Eddie, sucks to be a big man sometimes 😆😆

[@DrDeuteron]

those time are defined by: "when rope strength matters"

[@chrisstephens3196]

Nothing better than starting this Friday with Ozzy. Gunna be a good weekend! ❤️😎

[@luv-n-light]

When I'm down or in a fucked mood, I watch Ozzy. Before I even know it, I'm lmfao and sometimes I'm rotf😂love you Ozzy man and your face!

[@John_Caravella]

A bloke would never get tired of using that "no F's given" crushing machine.

[@meafordhaunt]

I love how both guys who got tossed in the water had to get their phones out of the water :) Shoulda thought of that before trying to toss her in :)

[@Primalxbeast]

1:18 It's sad when you're the only person playing king of the hill and still manage to lose.

[@williamdawson3353]

The phone sales people appreciate the girl who dunked to two dudes.

[@CbrF4i600cc]

That machine crushing the furniture only returns 1/4 of it back in pieces

[@MarkRiddellRacing]

I needed to know what her laugh sounded like too. Thanks for repeating that segment of the video.

[@redrooster1908]

That crusher looks like a villian's plan to finally rid himself of Batman & Robin.

[@nggyunglyd2374]

I wake up in destination fucked every day. Thank god I get to watch other people show up to the party 😂

[@pulsarecho1952]

Don't book that flight bro, you won't like the destination

[@MayfairPlumbingandGasfitting]

Very farny! love ya videos mate, the plumbing business certainly has a few destination FKD going daily 😂😂😂😂😂

[@DaniMacYo]

Sheila laughing is so gorgeous. 😁

[@walkerkroll3807]

What a great way to kickstart the day by getting a fresh destination f’d

[@Igor-my6ml]

Laughing shila is pretty nice tho

[@Moocowthegreat]

It’s always a bloody beautiful day when Ozzy Man uploads

[@SalemArc]

I'm so terrified of smashing my head on that dirty yellow slide 😬

[@DrDeuteron]

it's lubricated with staphylococcus

[@middleclassic]

Yowza! The girls on that bumpy slide were traveling down ass up! That was incredible :-)

[@kansascityshuffle8526]

And to boot it it looks like one of the pool guys yeeted his $1000 phone onto concrete in order to ‘save’ it

[@41663]

You rock dude , love the energy , the additude all of it. Thank you from Washington

[@EnglishPortion]

What a lift! Your videos lift our moods 😃

[@bossmare1480]

Ozzyman you are the brightener of my day. Thanks for the giggles. 🤣😂🤣😂🤣🤟🇨🇦😎

[@johndoe6032]

An Italian court has already cleared that tire of any wrongdoing because it was only joking when it pulled the man’s pants down and it was less than 10 seconds.

[@SuperArmus]

That girl laughing was hilarious. LMAO.

[@franciscooctavius5957]

Eddie Hall is a legend!! And that water slide chickie has a perfect laugh!

[@prageeth4855]

0:12 Truer words have never been spoken on internet like this!! ROFL!!

[@Trolden01]

Hahaha I love that You included that Eddie Hall clip😅🤩 Ozzy and Hall both legends💪

[@jodijo6857]

Thats why they call it a play "GROUND" because somebody somewhere is gonna head for destination F*ckedville.

[@AlBrownComedy]

Guy in pool: “oh no my phone’s wet.” *THROWS IT ONTO JAGGED CONCRETE*

[@viperdemonz-jenkins]

always a good day when Hall is involved.

[@christophermerlot3366]

The last time I lost my pants to a tire it turned to be a Good Year.

[@sisloan]

I might need to rewind a bit for that girls boo....laugh.

[@skeezix8156]

The girl on the slide is lucky it doesn’t end near a cornfield

[@colaboytje]

Never thought I would see Eddie Hall in DF. I've seen that video before where he knew it would snap. Also: the scene of Bridesmaids in real life. 😂

[@mikearonson1071]

2:23 I'd stand at the bottom of that slide all damn day. You know bikini's fly off left and right on that slide.

[@d4rk0v3]

Hell yea! I love this destination. Viewing it. Not going there myself 😂.

[@JMurdochNZ]

Blue bikini chick is clearly a diabolical mastermind with a laugh like that.

[@MayankSinghDodiya]

I loved the whole video as always but especially the part where you included the water slides sheilas clip!! Great Ozzy, you are a man of culture!

[@ahwell9984]

I'm glad the cigar came through unscathed.

[@MrYatesj1]

You did not even mention in the female water closet clip that the Sheila was taken a piss in the sink when it broke off the wall. hahaha

[@MK5YT]

Nahh bro got pranked by a tyre at the beginning 😂 what a 1 way ticket

[@Chrish1981]

Those giant shredders make me so anxious that someone is gonna slip and fall into it, ugh, great vid!!

[@dannyarcher6370]

0:17 - That Sheila is a legend! Good for her. That's REAL girl power! Watch and learn, feminists!

[@matthewcantrell5289]

I’ve def been where that tire guy at the start has been lmao. Even with a belt, our uniform fabric was super slick and would slide easy. That was a semi-truck tire and they’re heavier than you think lmao

[@LordYggdrasill]

Destination Fahkd 30 is up next. Looking forward to an epic one for that milestone. =]

[@MrTwotimess]

0:35 A human demolition ball! Thank God the momentum slowed him down.

[@boxymetalworks]

Thank goodness. I needed some Ozzy Man in my life today.

[@drone2778]

We're just gravity's playthings😂

[@driesman101]

Umpire got blasted 😂😂

[@christinamann3640]

I just went up a dark hill for a good view of the fireworks, then came down the hill in the dark, with a side trip to Destination F’d. Thanks for making me feel better 🤕