We lost $40,000 (please don't be mad)

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How did I get so successful? How do I afford horse tranquilizers for my wife, and coca*ne for my horse? How did I manage to pay for the big car that I put my Hollywood mansion inside? Simple. Two words: “Morning. Routine. …Time” I wake up at 9pm the day before. I shit and shower in my outdoor sink, and I’m on the elliptical until 9am the next day listening to an audio book of the novelization of the movie fight club while I watch the news. 9:30 - prayer. Then I get my discord mods to cut some videos I made last year into a bunch of Instagram reels and go to bed.
Music:
Lord of the Land - Kevin Macleod
Written and Directed by:
Frank St. John & Michael Romaniello
Cinematography by:
Mitchell Nance
#wizards #comedy #sketchcomedy

[@Wizards_with_Guns]

What other "completely legitimate" companies should Burger and Mumsword invest in?

[@mysterymonkey4981]

Ocean gate

[@BonWeired]

All the product names from your Taco Bell video. Zorzupa, Tandem Ranch Rod, Beefy Freepy Gazebo

[@SkullWaneVideos]

Lemonade stands.

[@evankim2406]

Noogle Noodles for when you want to dance, but don't have food. (Must ONLY be used to fuel dancing, or else...)

[@JosaLohioja]

Business inc

[@LesserForever]

"I just wanted to get a before photo." Is diabolical

[@sinisterthoughts2896]

I feel like I need to pull that gag, you know you are making it an emotional roller coaster just dropping that line.

[@DollyBoy_1923]

*pulls out disposable camera*

[@drumsy]

As an Onion-mitt supporter, the Zilber™️ merge with Merger™️ was incredibly disappointing. A Zilber partnership with Glockbuster would have been so much stronger

[@MajinBuuButtercup]

A Zilber/Taco Bellini merger would be ever more formidable and would more than meet the demands of today's fast-paced ADHD investor. Also Zilber/Taco Bellini/Pot. For chronic investors.

[@HeckYep]

*Merjr

[@twei__]

Have you heard about Call of Duty Ghosts?

[@Palkpilk]

I didn't know you watched other people on youtube?

[@ThisIsAHandle-xz5yo]

An even better merger would have been with the Mexico Brothers

[@Khalirei]

The gay photo on the monitor turn for that split second is just fucking genius.

[@JacobSantosDev]

I love that it is either the desktop background or they were looking at it before the meeting for some reason. Both have questions and I hope they are never answered because gay lovers need their privacy even if they are incompetent and should be in jail. Not for being gay, for being frauds.

[@SploogeScrooge]

time stamp?

[@thecreature615]

0:17

[@SploogeScrooge]

@@thecreature615 haha thanks man

[@sinisterthoughts2896]

@@SploogeScrooge the beginning.

[@jacksfilms]

Getting in on the brown floor with this one

[@poopie-boorger]

...why

[@IFUCKINGLOVENOITA]

Say hi to john for me.

[@meduimrareberries5888]

@@IFUCKINGLOVENOITAwhat about Dylan though?

[@IFUCKINGLOVENOITA]

​@@meduimrareberries5888 Oh, yeah, say hi to him too, please.

[@LikeAFoxStudios]

So often your sketches are Michael vs Frank, there’s something so beautiful about watching them unite as one horrific force for chaos:)

[@sinisterthoughts2896]

does ""G" is for jesus" mean nothing to you?!

[@doodlenoodle4332]

What about the mexico brothers

[@CatmunistCom]

HI, IM BING MEXICO! AND IM HIS BROTHER france

[@Low_oxy]

"I have zillber premium and I will NEVER go back" most epic foreshadowing

[@EEEEEEEE]

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[@asagoldsmith3328]

Why did you unsubscribe? You can afford Zillber premium but you can't afford to pay me?

[@midimidori4699]

"they have a gun about it" is one of the cleverest lines I've ever heard

[@sosked78]

I'm still so fucking confused... do y'all just go around town seeing what houses you can break into and film a video? How is every single video at a different house

[@bradley4465]

They live in a mega mansion and own the entirety of costco

[@exotic1405]

Their an SCP

[@MaxOakland]

They’re all at the same house, just different rooms

[@Mr.JimPickens]

Meta verse I suppose

[@Greendawn-di3dl]

It's crazy to think adults may have friends that are also adults and own a house. I know the market is a wreck but still. I'd hope they all have homes.

[@CurryCrusader711]

Every single moment the investors talk, it feels like a fever dream.

[@EEEEEEEE]

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[@thedylan6221]

Hey guys, Dylan here. Another 5 Star video from my friends. Remember to like comment and invest

[@EEEEEEEE]

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[@Borealis109]

You’re gonna have a big idea one day, I trust you -Trudy

[@thatrandomguy368]

I thought this was a genuine update on your guys financial status for a second and thought you were going bankrupt when i saw the title

[@joblessidle]

I learned to never trust the titles until after the video, and sometimes not even then

[@MajinBuuButtercup]

Would you like to invest with Wizard Financial? They could REALLY diversify your portfolio.

[@cincymutt]

They wish

[@theorybox3094]

The photo of them on the monitor for a split second right when they turn it around is the next level humor I come her for

[@TirelessGod]

After he said "Jesus christ" I was really expecting a "oh you've read it!" 😂

[@jackhouse1618]

I'm excited to get in on the brown floor of these comments

[@CEOofWasrael]

I can’t wait for the Bible 2! I hope there is a continuation of the book of Bionicle.

[@MajinBuuButtercup]

I don't know about that, but the Winchester gospel is supposed to be fire.

[@asagoldsmith3328]

Filipinos was always my favorite

[@angelramirez3035]

i remember Frank saying that Jake & Amir was one of their biggest influences in one of their gaming livestreams but this is the first time it's been made so obvious

[@MrMuel1205]

I can definitely see Amir's financial advisor (who of course is a man you've never met before with a perfectly ordinary name) bamboozling Jake with this rapid fire nonsense.

[@koolaid33]

Rumour has it the two were sued for being fucking useless, and now the couple is up positive $150,000!

[@oriorb]

These broker bros are almost as good as Amir Blumenfeldwitz. God I wish we could have gotten Lasagna in on Kunque.

[@Wizards_with_Guns]

You don’t think I can walk this deal over to Hamburger? You don’t think I can trike it over to Lasagna?

[@TrueMakedonia]

1:28 they switch places.😂

[@andrewcavallo1877]

2:05 they switch back

[@-jakey-]

The best part was when they turned around the monitor and there was that cute picture of them lmao

[@dfx13productions47]

0:06 ah my favorite flavor of juice….Water

[@MrC0MPUT3R]

It's Earth juice. Namaste

[@pricerowland]

My friend from Florida once explained that a lot of people they grew up around don't really have jobs, just a series of badly-planned schemes. Now I get it.

[@Nick-rj8kw]

As a frequent investor through Burger and Mumsword, I have to say that these gentlemen are the real deal, and are always ahead of the curve. They are absolute dynamos in the vehicle industry, having successfully invested in 2 Teslas, 3 Hondas, and my cousin Tim's bike. They recently approached me with some cool new AI (Alternative Ice) developments too, breaking the monopoly that ice has on the cold fluids market. I'm still waiting for my investment in Dylan to pay off, but I'm more than certain I'll see returns on that $123,000 soon enough!

[@Olvrin]

Exactly those "financial expert friends" that call you 6 months after graduating from high school.

[@alexanderhdmi7704]

I feel like they put such a tremendous amount of care into every minuscule second and detail in their skits. It's like all the touches an artist will put on their painting. These videos of works of arts.

[@eu4um]

I don't know who the actress is, but she's in a ton of your vids and she's hilarious. Love seeing Blair as well.

[@magnumpicactus]

Her look of confused disgust got me 😭

[@JDMoriarty]

The "I ordered a little boat" has no business being this funny.

[@oddept]

Gotta spend money to not have money!

[@tinaperez7393]

Gotta spend sauce to make sauce! 👍😂

[@MajinBuuButtercup]

All I know is that I went with Zilber Pro, and I'm never going back. I saw it on a commercial for some sh!t that was on at 4 am.

[@Scarfy101]

goddammit 17 seconds in and i already almost choked on my coffee, i should learn by this point not to drink or consume anything while watching your videos the investment in apple being a bunch of apples should've been expected but the late punchline on that made it so much funnier, kind of like its own chekhov's gun

[@MajinBuuButtercup]

Keep all foreign objects out of your mouth while consuming WwG material.

[@Scarfy101]

@@MajinBuuButtercup instructions unclear, choked on onion holding device instead.

[@marcberm]

There is no such thing as the brown floor... Just an orange floor with special circumstances.

[@lowellthoerner1209]

If this was more realistic, the second they said “AI” the investors would forget about all the losses and give them an additional billion dollars

[@oracle372]

True!!!

[@Morphius221]

That juice looks delicious 😋

[@komlat253]

yea i really need to know how to make it lol

[@Weisz]

Glad to see this channel getting some real traction these days!

[@Klick404]

I love how they keep switching places

[@fedos]

KZbin keeps recommending this to me and I keep watching.

[@AntonOresten]

I have Zillber Premium.. and I'm never going back.

[@chalmersmathew4831]

2:19 my video started buffering here right after Cunk and I thought it was intentional and laughed so hard. It really had an impact on me Edit: sorry, Kunque

[@IchNachtLiebe]

Glockbuster might actually be a good business idea. Most rental places make you put a preapproved card in their system before you take the item. If they dont return it you can automatically charge for the item through the card. That would be a pretty good profit setup.

[@yourhighschoolenglishteach8405]

0:12 i’m sorry but they didn’t look that hard. there’s only like 32 of those

[@speechruin]

this was the first sketch I found from you guys and have been working through your catalogue steadily since. your shit rocks, thanks a lot.

[@KILLKRYPTOOfficial]

"they made the whole company flame retardant" The absolutely nonsense of this line killed me

[@kprnoobkiller4418]

Im so glad i found this channel my exact humor

[@mace1234]

the first kunque made me completely lose it

[@jgcoverkknot5701]

I love how these skits never have just one joke there's always lots of side jokes that merge together. It's like I'm watching a sitcom.

[@nathanielreichley4640]

I founded Onion-Mitt and I'm so proud of where it's gotten

[@PlanetXtreme]

lol I just noticed the hustler's university frame in the background

[@xSCREAiVi123]

Thanks for uploading every weekend

[@peydays173]

I had a dream last night that I had learned Frank had died, therefore making me think all the previous videos had been made before his passing. I guess when I woke up I had still been subconsciously living in that reality because for half a second I was surprised to see him in a thumbnail. Great work guys!

[@neztoro24]

is "They have a gun about it" a reference to "I have a deviated septum about that"?

[@willumbermarchant5510]

'When we try to get them back, they have a real gun about it' is fabulous writing

[@jackal2568]

"And failed tremendously" 😂

[@kylemartinez6514]

The punchline for Glockbuster made me lose it. Too funny!

[@TheDailyBeans]

This has become one of my favorite channels, and my go to source whenever I need a laugh. Your content is fire. I have no idea how you guys come up with this sh*t, but never stop. It is electric. I show it to all my friends, and they also enjoy it. This one did not miss. Thanks guys. p.s. i also invested in apple, but they got moldy. Any advice on how to recoup the value?

[@baileybrian9560]

i have Zillber Premium, and i'm never going back

[@BoogerDad]

WWG is so moderately underrated. switching places every so often was a hilarious touch

[@benbriggsmusic]

I hate to be the guy just quoting the video in the comments but "they have a gun about it" goes CRAZY

[@DavidSandersT]

I still have no idea how you guys only have 433k subs.

[@redactedfork2203]

The jar filled a 1/10th of the way with sea glass is what’s doing it for me.

[@barghest94]

"They have a gun about it" I have a deviated septum about that shit.

[@KrazyKaiser]

"Get in on the brown floor"

[@jorgebuitrago1016]

Love what you do. I hope you guys keep enjoying doing so for a while.

[@Kentrosauruses]

5th time watching this, and I just noticed that there’s a very quiet voice saying “Kunque” when the computer crashes

[@KristianKumpula]

When you said "we have a Plan Z", I thought you were going to talk about how you're rebuilding the Kriegsmarine

[@SaltyAsTheSea]

These skits never fail to make me smile

[@joshnstine748]

1:40 "they have a gun about it" 😂 💀

[@TheAlison1456]

2:00 idk what's funnier, if the armpit sweat was intentional or unintentional. 4:13 i love that the BSOD was replaced with "kunque"

[@Gustoberg]

the Ship in a bottle gag is genius "Ship in a bottle" "you don't get it, it's like amazon, but they ship all your orders in a bottle" "I ordered... a little boat"

[@FujioParis]

Ah yes, getting in on the brown floor 🤎

[@kayhoww]

Wow them business ideas! such promising! I really gotta get in on the brown floor🧐

[@skiesquiggles7319]

Y'all are so good at saying some absolute bullshit nonsense for five minutes

[@dickygushy]

2:59 Idk if this was the joke, but A.I. also means "Artificial Insemination" i.e. injecting semen into animals to get them pregnant

[@WhyAnkylobotsWillChangeWarfare]

I like to think its the only good investment, but scrapped after hearing about Artificial intelligence

[@DinoRicky]

@@WhyAnkylobotsWillChangeWarfareyou can make back extinct species

[@Darth_Memus]

That split second where it showed your shirtless screen saver was amazing

[@trunkulent]

I'm gonna be randomly spouting "WE MENTIONED ZILBER" for a long time

[@offtankgaming1310]

The shared experience of anyone who’s bought a Warhammer miniature in their lifetime

[@lukeburns533]

the pit stains are a great touch

[@TheKavuShow]

Hustlers University degree on the wall is great set work.

[@scotishstriker]

Wait until these two geniuses discover wall street bets, they will blow the money even faster lol.

[@TheTulerie]

This channel has very strong WKUK vibes & I am all for it

[@ascendedisamazing]

There used to be a Glockbuster near me, now it's a Spirit Halloween

[@imaginarycorgi7312]

The long way of saying: “Annnnnd it’s gone…”

[@ACID_]

Aaaaaannnnddd ..... It's gone !

[@JS-ol4dx]

I goon you guys, top notch content as always.

[@lucashill7612]

Is that Bing Mexico and his brother Mexico?

[@Craftomon360]

Derek looks like Chris Pratt with a mustache 👌

[@karmacandor]

Am I having a stroke? Or are you all getting in on the “brown” floor? I found another tooth.

[@TVChild3]

0:17 not gonna lie, that picture is really hot

[@grantlauzon5237]

They have a gun about it.

[@Unepic_Smurfman]

damn youtube algorithme hates you guys goated content and high effort but youtube decides not to show it more

[@chalmersmathew4831]

I think this is one of your best skits to date! Even at the start, the pun Mumsword was great and almost every line was perfectly accompanied by the couple. Perfectly absurd and had me laugh like I was watching the poop dick video again!

[@TheCaliRhino]

That screensaver before the chart popped up had me dying!

[@thefireofthefox1]

Cunk mentioned, shoutouts to Simpleflips

[@user-sy6uq5cq6l]

“Please tell me you’re joking” 😮

[@kikamonju]

Trusting people really do be like that

[@jamespusey7186]

onion mit is a amir blumenfeld investment

[@Ather_sys]

this has huge Jake & Amir/Headgum vibes

[@kobio1218]

nothing makes me happier than seeing Blair in videos! more zuquap!!

[@dblevins343]

I'm still working on the app boys. I'm just stuck trying to figure out why the tech guys keep telling me I need to learn how to speak to snakes.