This is definitely NOT a pyramid scheme.

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The best thing about "The Meri-candle" is it allows you to be your own boss. Also it's 100% eco friendly (before you light it)
Music:
Lord of the Land - Kevin Macleod
Written and Directed by:
Frank St. John & Michael Romaniello
Production Assistant:
Sabrina Perez
Cinematography by:
Mitchell Nance
#wizards #comedy #sketchcomedy

[@Wizards_with_Guns]

What will Peter and Frank do right after Dave and Busters?

[@randomwarehouse4702]

They'll behead a whale with RFK Jr

[@littleGrommett]

Piss in some more candles

[@henryarcher4650]

@@Wizards_with_Guns invest in glockbuster

[@SteveMulberry]

Crack

[@top_fin]

Go to church of course, Peter's a devout catholic

[@gr33nriver77]

I love how the Pyramid Scheme is like the 6th most relevant thing to the skit

[@Mr.Cupcake]

It's NOT a pyramid scheme!!

[@GreatLeity]

​@@Mr.Cupcakeexactly, it's an MLM, totally different things

[@Qarl23]

There is absolutely nothing relevant to this skit. Relevance does not enter the picture.

[@chriskukowski398]

It's a reverse funnel business model.

[@maxe9805]

It’s a triangle plan

[@TheElephantChumpkin]

The "smell this. Now imagine you smelled something good." Is peak

[@jdstearman]

The faces he made were great. "Smell this." 🤨 "Now imagine you smelled something good." 😌 (closest approximation)

[@skyhunter2816]

"That's the protons"

[@Samsquanch6969]

​@@skyhunter2816protrons*, friend.

[@wiggletonthewise2141]

*Beak 🐧

[@antonliakhovitch8306]

​@@skyhunter2816*protrons

[@mjolnirsoul9214]

I love how there is absolutely no central joke to this video

[@AnAdequateViolinist]

There actually is a central joke to this video, Cindy was sitting on the egg

[@jeremyjones-p5t]

thats not a joke, she was on his egg. we all know it ​@AnAdequateViolinist

[@AnAdequateViolinist]

@@jeremyjones-p5t The joke is that *you* don’t know it

[@richardthanmyself290]

​@@AnAdequateViolinist it's no laughing matter, buddy... she's on his egg

[@richardthanmyself290]

The central joke is the story of the failed get rich quick wannabe who lives with his pet (friend?) Penguin, Pete, who has anger issues and hates when the main character keeps bringing his schemes around when they could just be doing things like going to dave and busters like they always do This story has just as much plot as ted does its just shorter

[@TrivialRisk]

This candle just casually creating antimatter.

[@martian8987]

better than creating it formally

[@mace1234]

that’s positrons

[@nathanielbeven9052]

Hey, if bananas can do it, why cant candles?

[@MajinBuuButtercup]

​@@mace1234Came here to say this. Also, have you been working out?

[@smoceany9478]

im made of anti matter

[@ndvoyager]

This seems like an upside down funnel system

[@cd31000]

I'd say it's more like a helix in an anti-upward direction.

[@PaulWorgess]

Inverted wealth pyramid.

[@gageemmons4124]

@@PaulWorgessthe “trickle down” system

[@Morphius221]

Obviously, this is just a triangle strategy, not a pyramid scheme🙄

[@Brass319]

merely a three-sided conspiracy

[@Beau_Tie42]

quite the isosceles stratagem

[@anone.mousse674]

That was a pretty good game

[@antonackermann9620]

Three-sided tactics work. They changed my life and they can change yours too.

[@Pessimisten]

The correct term is vertically inclined wedge structure

[@juckya9660]

I like the fact that Cindy was only interested because she did not want to get up and have to deal with the confrontation of sitting on the egg

[@hounoki]

🤣 It makes so much sense

[@anates8060]

Positive 'protrons' lmfao

[@jacksonbrown1830]

yankee candle has added megatrons to their newest line

[@someguywithaphone5921]

Neutralinos are wonderful for getting rid of bed head and hangovers and dust.

[@cellophane6338]

​@@jacksonbrown1830 megatrons fron the candle -"decepticons rebel and rise up"

[@dado__]

That amazing scent you smell is your nasal lining being annihilated by anti-matter! Buy Miracandle!

[@draekaderezna]

I can't be the 667th number but mad respect.

[@roguesample]

*smells candle* “Huh…” “Now imagine that smelled good” Genius candle sales strategy

[@ramsoomair]

2:09

[@MinorityRespecter88]

I REMEMBER THAT PART OF THE VIDEO

[@Hamburgerburlgar]

This happened to me once. The whole thing

[@Gio_Panda]

w-wha?

[@shytendeakatamanoir9740]

Oh, OK, so Peter is "this" for you? I see.

[@henrycrystal9740]

yeah it sucks they keep hiding our eggs

[@GoatyBoaty1989]

The Asperger's penguin

[@luks303]

Same, except that I was out of ice that day, so Peter was not chill like this at all

[@paein9642]

I can’t believe they hired an actual penguin, truly trailblazers and visionaries.

[@RobertBlair]

The translators are expensive too

[@kannonsircy7748]

I hate when my Penguin roommate interrupts me when I'm scamming people. 🙄

[@Nick-cs4oc]

Out of all the animal kingdom they’re the most upright Although: giraffe’s

[@michaelromick9596]

I know it sounds like a scam, but honestly I stand by these candles... You can really feel the electrons turning to protrons

[@tinaperez7393]

Not scamming. Selling. I was interested in one of those candles.😁👍🔥🕯️

[@A10_Warthog]

@@tinaperez7393 I don't think were allowed to sell those anymore..

[@sevensins3584]

I could NEVER guess what the next wizard skit is gonna be.

[@blakewhite3131]

Legit. Like i AVSVDBDND sorry, i wasnt done with the video, and the penguin called him a racist as i was typing. I love these guys

[@skyhunter2816]

Can*

[@blakewhite3131]

@@skyhunter2816 no? They're talking in the past tense. Ex. "I could never have predicted the plot of this video."

[@BananaWasTaken]

@@blakewhite3131can would probably fit better with what they’re trying to say. ‘Could’ is still correct but it does have the slight implication that they are now capable of guessing what the next skit would be (or that they no longer try to guess what the next skit would be). ‘Could’ve never guessed’ would also work if they are only referring to this specific skit rather than the wizard skits in general.

[@blakewhite3131]

@@BananaWasTaken "could", in this context, is serving as giving us the impression of a pattern spanning a larger period of time. They have continued to try to guess what the next skit would be, and they look forward to being surprised again. "Can" could also have been used, but it isn't necessary to correct someone over a different choice of words. Sometimes it's a condensed way of expressing familiarity with the topic.

[@bilboswaggings]

I expected Peter to be a big micky mouse instead Suggesting that it wasn't a dream that micky threw up in their mouth

[@nicholas-dv1mg]

i thought it was gonna be a goblin

[@Alex_GPTV]

And I thought it would be a spug

[@JewelApril13]

Thats what I thought too

[@mrwensveen]

Or that Peter would still be dreaming.

[@wiggletonthewise2141]

same here

[@cookieeaturface]

Can't wait to get more of Peter and his iconic catchphrase "God Damn it!"

[@egemenozan5641]

I'm chinese! - Mike the Pizzapotamus

[@creativeprismstudio1003]

Aw hell yeah!

[@user-xsn5ozskwg]

Michael's like a dark Jim Henson with all the weird-voiced puppet freaks he plays, and it's great. I love all the little bits you guys manage to fit into your skits, you keep getting better and better.

[@cleopatraonlyfans]

What other vids does he use puppets in?

[@HAMARr5]

Holy shit I was not expecting a fucking penguin

[@Itc4ever]

Saaaaame, I thought he was like a goblin or something not a penguin

[@therealscarhomie]

and now anyone who read the comments before watching the video will be expecting a penguin, you RUINED IT HAMAR, HAMAR WHAT THE FUCK MAN! DUDE HAMAR HELLO??? HELLO???? -1 upvote. Signed by the Department of Commerce California Administration, 2024.

[@RalseiGaming]

@@Itc4everI was thinking it was going to be a mummy

[@kroneexe]

Do you live in Hamar?

[@CptnMango9108]

I was expecting coach Steve

[@philtrauferson]

What's great about this is that there are nearly no jokes in the script, but it's still hilarious, because the roommate is a penguin with a funny voice.

[@anone.mousse674]

I'd say it's a pretty grounded sketch about pyramid schemes, elevated to absurdist comedy with the addition of Peter the Puppet Penguin

[@tinaperez7393]

And a bit of an attitude. And not the best manners. But frustrations his roommate still ultimately sympathizes with.

[@hounoki]

"Then dust it," killed me cuz sketches and pop movies often have these stupid excuses and moments no real human would overlook, and that penguin just straight up was like "who throws something away cuz it's dusty"

[@errorbreakdown4266]

please PLEASE continue using puppets. I Never knew I needed a rude penguin before until now

[@sonicSnap]

this!

[@coltonwatches]

A candle that destroys the fabric of the universe, I’ve been waiting for this one

[@tinaperez7393]

Yes. And I wouldn't have imagined it to have been brought to us via a humble, ordinary network marketing company.

[@HeckYep]

Helps your balance too

[@robotortoise]

I expected a little gremlin guy, not...a penguin. The penguin and all the insane elements really tied this sketch together

[@ViremasterOfUSA]

I expected that Boglin they used a few times before.

[@chippler5822]

I was expecting sandy

[@longebane]

He kind of reminds me of Cartman

[@dustinj918]

Honestly, I was expecting the video to be a pyramid scheme that starts normal, then gradually becomes more and more bizarre. And then Peter showed up. You guys always keep us guessing.

[@nickbrowne3286]

I keeping saying “god dammit” in the penguins voice and my girlfriends ready to break up with me

[@persici2725]

Now if it were a camel, it could've been a pyramid scheme But as you can see, there is a penguin, suggesting a more sinister, Igloo scheme I'm afraid

[@anonimanonim2710]

And that's just the tip of the iceberg!🤣🤣🤣

[@viridiannucleon]

@@anonimanonim2710 Please stand still while I charge up the orbital laser cannon

[@anonimanonim2710]

@@viridiannucleon there's a reference I'm not getting

[@viridiannucleon]

@@anonimanonim2710 I am simply asking you to remain in one spot

[@heylookitsbilly8407]

What in the heck and shmeck is an igloo scheme?

[@Gustavtoe]

This is not a pyramid scheme. This is not a pyramid scheme. This is not a pyramid scheme.

[@molt45]

. This is not a pyramid scheme. This is not a pyramid scheme. This is not a pyramid scheme.

[@idman4081]

You do not recognize the pyramids in the scheme.

[@nechdaught3412]

We will be selling crack

[@ChaseThePinballWizard]

"Now imagine you smelled something good" This is the humor I come here for.

[@dennis8811]

As a puppeteer you guys are so inspiring.

[@Nick-cs4oc]

As a guy you puppeteers are so inspiring.

[@MegaChickenonastick]

@@Nick-cs4ocas a, you guys are so inspiring

[@איילתדמור]

@@MegaChickenonastickas, you guys are so inspiring

[@kyoyaootori1104]

​@@איילתדמור as guys inspiring, you are so

[@RacecarAnimated]

Okay for real how did they film this?? Did they have a fake floor with a hole in it? Greenscreened in? How??? I am captivated by the mysteries of filmmaking.

[@syrinxe2112]

“It’s scratchy” fucks me up every time hahaha

[@AJtheAggravated]

I feel like they could've got a cheaper cross for the video than a 24 dollar one

[@Wizards_with_Guns]

we did lol we just printed a tag

[@Dondoki_]

@@Wizards_with_Guns wise

[@thatguycolor]

there was no point in this sketch where i had any idea what would happen next and that's beautiful

[@zachysnack]

"did you do the laundry" to that reveal is so fucking golden

[@willtor]

I lost it every time the ice maker started going. The timing was *chef's kiss*.

[@Aidenistoographic]

He really wanted to say country. 4:36

[@acebeta5291]

Guys I don't know but this triangle shaped scheme is really starting to feel like a pyramid.

[@owentayygaming7567]

long as its not 3 dimensional it should fine

[@Tripepdipep]

This is a square pyramid. Only triangular pyramids are bad. Also our product turns bad triangular pyramids into good square pyramids.

[@doughboywhine]

No, its triangular so the wealth trickles down

[@MajinBuuButtercup]

You're gonna be really mad when you watch this from the 4th dimension.

[@clay5649]

If someone held a gun to my head and told me I had to predict where one of these sketches would go, I'd just ask them to make it quick.

[@kylemartinez6514]

The was so godamn funny. The reveal of Peter being a penguin just standing there in the doorway made me completely lose it

[@twitchyeyess]

0:10 reminds me of that one dream Jerma had

[@amarii80]

The cheese guitar fell

[@jonathanwatson4484]

Sane here

[@SwoleBenji]

The funniest part none of the other comments have picked up on is that they're church-go'ers and the penguin is constantly saying "god damn it."

[@matthewc632]

Thats a good one I didn’t notice

[@matthewc632]

U deserve credit for this observation

[@LeahIsHereNow]

Cross-eyed penguins with an East coast attitude are my spirit animal. Nailed it again!

[@theyearwas1473]

When you have to justify an impulse buy of a penguin puppet to your friends.

[@Nick-cs4oc]

With this group I imagine you’d have to justify why you didn’t buy them penguin puppets too

[@theyearwas1473]

@@Nick-cs4oc facts

[@tinaperez7393]

Why would anyone ever need to justify the purchase of a penguin puppet? Besides, THEIR friends would never question that. 😂

[@tinaperez7393]

​@@Nick-cs4oc😂😂😂👍🔥♥️

[@johnboats9075]

The fricking running gag with the ice machine was killing me 😂

[@ecotanimate4149]

As someone whose parents are both Mormon and have fallen for an mlm this is disappointingly relatable. Keep it up wizards.

[@swagistan69420]

WWG is a Mormon sketch comedy group lmao

[@ecotanimate4149]

@@swagistan69420are you talking about that one single gag in a wizards watch?

[@swagistan69420]

@@ecotanimate4149 Naw they're actually Mormon. They go to my temple in Ogden. I think they served on a mission in Kenya so they speak Swahili

[@corgihero259]

​@@swagistan69420 They live on the other side of the country. Don't spread random disinformation

[@murder.racoon]

I really fucking hope Peter is gonna be a recurring character. I love him, he's so goofy.

[@eu4um]

That's some really slick editing with Peter, I almost thought the penguin was a puppet!

[@Azvee]

Cindy's gotta stop stealing other people's eggs.

[@captainfach]

I have no idea what I thought the voice was going to be, but I definitely did not think it was going to be a penguin puppet

[@wadedevinney9681]

We absolutely need more Peter sketches

[@RyanDakotaMusic]

This is prolly my favorite wizards with guns video besides the Hornos Hole Magic Item Auction ones

[@cleiven3533]

i love how these skits lure you in with a simple premise then go in the most unfathomably batshit direction imaginable

[@DPadGamer]

Based on the voice I thought this would be the grand return of the Spug; but the penguin was a welcome surprise for sure.

[@Dondoki_]

DPadGamer, rejected, only 4 likes...

[@dappersnakeproductions]

I was expecting Peter to be a Gremlin, making the reveal 600% funnier.

[@doctorduck5049]

I cannot even begin to comprehend how these ideas are come up with

[@ssgohan296]

I imagine they start with a good hallucinogenic.

[@wanderfilho5443]

I love that he gives in and finally demonstrates love to his precious Peter.

[@charlieterry8506]

This was an ok sketch at first then 1:42 hit and it was the best fucking sketch ever LAMO

[@tinaperez7393]

It's never just an okay sketch. If it doesn't look that great yet, Just. Wait. A. Few. More. Seconds.....😂👍

[@vk-fb4ox]

I think that with Peter you've struck gold

[@cynicalblank]

Omg more of this please!

[@dmitrybahrt9227]

Adult swim should sponsor this channel , also I like to believe that’s not Peter , that’s definitely sandy , 1:30 where’s my fucking egg 😂😂😂😂😂

[@trashpandaO6]

Realy hit it pit out of the park with this one guys. I really hope peter is gonna be a reoccurring character

[@dingosnaxanimations]

"Your Spug has evolved to Penguin"

[@Beau_Tie42]

2:45 when he said "i need ice" i felt that 😔🙏

[@ThePsh07]

I love Peter’s little hops. 😂

[@Armadill0h]

The penguin delighted me

[@ashleyogle5081]

"Ha, FUCKIN KNEW IT" You guys are amazing 😂😂

[@callmeshadz1847]

Seconds in and we got a Jerma reference. Best channel on KZbin

[@Soapcookies]

so true

[@kwak0]

yeah i did not expect that at all

[@defski]

where?

[@Soapcookies]

@@defski like 13 seconds in. The dream

[@blakewhite3131]

​@@Soapcookies Jermas dream explanations are my fav thing on the planet. The house with the underground runway and tiger that broke a window? Amazing

[@MoistGoop]

I was not expecting the Spug voice from the Star Wars conversation episode in English. I love it, it definitely sounds original.

[@Alexalicious]

The penguin effects are actually great XD Love Peter

[@Therealpicodogg]

Arguably the greatest sketch of all time. Comedy gold. 10/10 would “I need ice” again.

[@JustaCastle]

There’s a lot of layers to this skit and I like how the premise is this guy is trying to sell people on candles. they’re supposed to leave LIT and then go to sleep! 🚒🚑🚒

[@Nevermore101]

That knowing look at 2:54 cracked me up so much haha

[@Gundumb_guy]

I’ve been watching this channel for years now and every video I’m blown away that this channel doesn’t have 5m subs! It’s criminal at this point.

[@4pr1Lsux]

You guys are seriously masters at misdirection. Never know what to expect! Keep it up!

[@JonBrownSherman]

"You're sitting on my egg." *"Who? Lil' ol me!? I wouldn't sit on a june big in the middle of a Christmas tree field!"*

[@ThaneK47]

This is one of your best ones! And that’s really saying something imo. I can’t stop mentally and vocally saying goddammit in the penguin’s voice. Keep up the good work!

[@SamuraiCypher]

Expecting Greeble, but I got a fucking Penguin Roomate. Fucking love this dumbass channel

[@MegaPacKid]

The best LikeAFoxStudios sketch AND the best Wizards With Guns sketch coming out right next to each other is AWESOME

[@DrCoeloCephalo]

Please make Peter the Penguin a regular character. This was one of the funniest things you made.

[@TheNoDeoHero]

One of the best ones to date with all-around great acting and voice acting. The guy who plays Mark is also strikingly handsome

[@skiesquiggles7319]

The swerve in this sketch is so absurd I was not expecting that

[@sivvak1426]

You guys really up the ante with each skit in terms of plotting and effects. Never thought you'd get into such elaborate puppet work but it looks incredible !! That dude in the green shirt almost looks like a real human being!

[@coldravioli7839]

The editing on the penguin is pretty decent, didn't even notice it the first time.

[@Dondoki_]

yeah its hard to tell its actually a real penguin

[@thegreenestofmachines]

this is one of the best ones yet

[@Therealpicodogg]

I have now watched this six times and it gets funnier every time. “I need ice!!!”

[@Therealpicodogg]

I’m on number 9. Got dam 😂

[@Therealpicodogg]

10 and 11

[@Therealpicodogg]

12

[@madmaverick]

This is the best film adaptation of Mr. Popper's Penguins by far

[@sillystringeater]

PETER'S SO CUTE HELP ME

[@QUANTUMJOKER]

This is one of my favourite recent comedy sketches. It's very organic and well-acted, and the humour is layered so well through the sketch.

[@thatguyoversea]

Wow! I watched this video, and I could SMELL the protrons in my room improving! I read somewhere that the smell of cheap alcohol and sweaty arcade games meant that your room's balancing factor was increasing, so this is GOOD! Thanks, Wizards with Guns!

[@KirbyCoder]

As someone who went to Dave & Busters with my brother, the D&B bit caught me off guard in the best way possible

[@TheFos88]

What is a D&B?

[@Dondoki_]

@@TheFos88 Its a dave & busters but abbreviated....

[@WevvMang]

"now imagine you smelled something good". Great line

[@gawainthedane3314]

This skit is so good I forgot it was from your channel and instead thought it was part of a sitcom

[@Kano_Productions]

The ice bit at the end is great

[@GarnetSunset]

Incomprehensible thanks!

[@BagelBiter2]

If Peter isn't already a recurring character, he needs to become one.

[@olimagmoli]

i watched the "every conversation in star wars" vid recently and between that and this i just have to say your ability to make very simple puppets extremely funny is unbelievable

[@obsidiancrow450]

He sticks up for peter in the end. Heart warming.

[@Headshooter309]

I thought this was going to be a skit making fun of pyrimind schemes but what it actually is, is super hilarious. Peter is such a funny character and I hope to see more of him.

[@milbo06]

I really love Peter's signature line of "God dammit it" That's my Penguin, president of our club

[@Mr.Cupcake]

I love these candles, especially the fact that you can imagine them smelling like anything you want! I like to imagine the smell of the small pantry from my childhood house where I'd play hide and seek with the bug monsters that lived in the walls. Those were the days.

[@goggles8691]

I love the moment where he understands that friendship is more valuable than money

[@kirstiecarriere9505]

The small subtleties of these videos are always what gets me the most. When the one guy smells the candle himself and gags a little, just fucking hilarious.