We Made AWFUL Geometry Dash Update Ideas…

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GeoBlitzy

GeoBlitzy

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@Xempir
@Xempir 7 ай бұрын
OOOH OOH AH.AH. BANANA BANANA OOH OOH ME MONKEY CLIMB OOH OOH AH AH BANANA BANANA
@Spacemarioedition
@Spacemarioedition 7 ай бұрын
I agerree
@irfanmuzaki6698
@irfanmuzaki6698 7 ай бұрын
Gdoodgo
@QQn5
@QQn5 7 ай бұрын
a
@simplibetter
@simplibetter 7 ай бұрын
OOGA BOGGA LOOGA BOOGA TOOGA
@SlyFox64GD
@SlyFox64GD 7 ай бұрын
@@simplibetter “shoot from page to page”
@CégaStudios
@CégaStudios 7 ай бұрын
Hey! I really appreciate that you enjoyed my video and it served as an example for your idea hahaha, that just awesome 😁
@GeoBlitzy
@GeoBlitzy 7 ай бұрын
It’s amazing. Thank you.
@GeomaniacGD
@GeomaniacGD 7 ай бұрын
i love you Cega Studios
@madadog
@madadog 6 ай бұрын
Cega Studios
@MatMart
@MatMart 7 ай бұрын
Unironically if my update idea was added to Geometry Dash the game would be eternal
@justarandomchannel1319
@justarandomchannel1319 7 ай бұрын
yeauh
@Spacemarioedition
@Spacemarioedition 7 ай бұрын
yeauh
@iamadamkappakappa
@iamadamkappakappa 7 ай бұрын
ETERTAL??????? AEATANANUS REFERENCE ?!????!!??!
@QQn5
@QQn5 7 ай бұрын
a
@A1nonym0usgd
@A1nonym0usgd 7 ай бұрын
Hello matmart
@StallionGD
@StallionGD 7 ай бұрын
7:43 This is now officially called a Yeezy Demon
@Xempir
@Xempir 6 ай бұрын
what’s up checkmark
@Wettermelun
@Wettermelun 3 ай бұрын
I… am… E🤑🤑🤑🔥🔥🥶🥶🥶🥶🥶
@Josso100
@Josso100 7 ай бұрын
Azure Turk: long transitions Beanable: spells like a 5 year old Geomaniac: procrastination and questionable tabs
@ThunderCube3888
@ThunderCube3888 7 ай бұрын
AzureTurk's entire update had me laughing out loud. Right from the second that the curtains drew away to reveal Baby Bazinga Boy to the sound of the NFL Theme I knew I was in for a legendary ride
@GeoBlitzy
@GeoBlitzy 7 ай бұрын
RIP SHELDON 🫶😭
@soyjakchud
@soyjakchud 7 ай бұрын
@@GeoBlitzy young sheldon reportedly shot dead in houston 😭🙏
@fireindahole-777alt
@fireindahole-777alt 7 ай бұрын
rip geoblitz and others for 2.3
@tinpotgaming
@tinpotgaming 7 ай бұрын
@@GeoBlitzy an alternate universe where bazinga memes dont exist 😭😭😭
@Tatox3_
@Tatox3_ 7 ай бұрын
I agree with this guy, lets add sakupen circles onto the main levels
@goreydegenerate_anon
@goreydegenerate_anon 7 ай бұрын
aint no way no one saw this
@madadog
@madadog 7 ай бұрын
Henry my goat
@Bluecrystal1234
@Bluecrystal1234 7 ай бұрын
its lego piece 28125 🔥 🔥 🔥
@Puggled64
@Puggled64 7 ай бұрын
you will beat balengu
@Puggled64
@Puggled64 7 ай бұрын
@@madadogdon’t you mod for austin?
@ConcreteXF
@ConcreteXF 7 ай бұрын
For those who don’t know: the 19% part of moon adventure have designs that resemble fun symbols used in Germany during ww2 that I don’t think I can say without getting banned!
@GeoBlitzy
@GeoBlitzy 7 ай бұрын
wow!
@DrMario67
@DrMario67 7 ай бұрын
German reference
@ConcreteXF
@ConcreteXF 7 ай бұрын
It’s more around 21%, and hopefully it’s not intended to be that way 😬
@moonbow3641
@moonbow3641 7 ай бұрын
NO NO GERMANS
@ConcreteXF
@ConcreteXF 7 ай бұрын
@@moonbow3641 racism :D
@Slowpoki
@Slowpoki 7 ай бұрын
"I'm bored of it already" is so real
@utubeiskaren7796
@utubeiskaren7796 7 ай бұрын
I love the implication that Azure thinks blimps originated from Henry Stickmin Slubslibe
@depoka1420
@depoka1420 7 ай бұрын
3:53 bro offended his german audiance AND THAT IS A REAL WORD ITS KIND OF A OP TANK
@squaggus
@squaggus 7 ай бұрын
1:05 is that a swaggus reference?
@GDInklord
@GDInklord 7 ай бұрын
These guys will single-handedly make it take like 13 years for 2.3 to come out
@Greeny109
@Greeny109 7 ай бұрын
Robtop needs to hire all of you to his new team. Geometry Dash would be cancelled immediately and we could all be free.
@azzamensor7687
@azzamensor7687 7 ай бұрын
Free from nonstop pain
@RispGD
@RispGD 7 ай бұрын
I can't wait to see the most horrific things in geometry dash 😀
@goreydegenerate_anon
@goreydegenerate_anon 7 ай бұрын
how did people not see this
@LaptopGamingAndAnimating
@LaptopGamingAndAnimating 2 ай бұрын
MatMart's first 2.3 idea would be revolutionary, we wouldn't have to give the ID of the unlisted colab lvl to the person we're colabing with to colab. Thanks, MatMart. I'll go get the modders to try to convince Robtop to get help from the people who made Globed for versus mode and MatMart's first update idea.
@Xanii
@Xanii 7 ай бұрын
im a simple man, i see sheldon i click
@tannerdonkey9939
@tannerdonkey9939 7 ай бұрын
I’ve got a suggestion for the car gamemode, don’t make it just restart progress on the level, make it restart your whole geometry dash account and doxx you by making you comment your address on bloodbath
@Puppetryyt
@Puppetryyt 7 ай бұрын
16:08 i just saw a ad for flying gorilla bro☠️💀☠️💀☠️💀☠️☠️💀💀☠️☠️💀💀💀☠️☠️☠️☠️💀💀☠️☠️💀☠️☠️☠️☠️💀💀💀☠️☠️☠️☠️
@dezcubing5844
@dezcubing5844 7 ай бұрын
So hyped for the gorilla gamemode, especially the banana mechanic and how you physically cant miss any of the bananas
@GeoBlitzy
@GeoBlitzy 7 ай бұрын
banana stocks are through the roof
@ReskoOnCastle
@ReskoOnCastle 7 ай бұрын
FIND THE GEOMETRY DASH DIFFICULTIES REFERENCE :OOO 4:59
@Geolxx
@Geolxx Ай бұрын
Ik
@alyme_r
@alyme_r 4 ай бұрын
its funny how multiplayer level creation, emoji comments and level tags (in matmarts presentation) were all added and are all popular mods now
@utubeiskaren7796
@utubeiskaren7796 7 ай бұрын
So, a brief recap: FatFart (Who can't draw): *Multiplayer where you help each other beat levels and shoot each other *Live collab thing *Emoji comments (And apparently removal of comment censorship?) *Level algorithm *Multiplayer campaign (Possible with 1 player, ez with 2 players) to encourage collaboration. You team up to beat the ultimate easy demon *1:35 MatMart's toy AzureFlare: *Kim Jong Cube *Sballin *Swing Laden (& wave) *Adolf Shipler *Plane mode (blows up spikes) *Tank mode (ft vine logo) *Submarine *boat *Panzerkraftwagen *Airship (like from Henry Stickmin) *A lot of lore GeoBichzy: *we want Poppy playtime best levels 300% player mode ???% monster mode poppy playtime difficulty icon 50 diamonds 100 stars epic official level (+ new songs) *we want 120 new difficulty faces *we want other thigs *Human mode (+funny video) *Plants vs zombies with humans apparently *Goblin mode, steals your orbs when you die *Father stretch my hands pt 1 level (with new difficulty face and "super extreme mode") *New tower so we have two towers which Scratch crashes into in his chopper because nine eleven joke Butox3: *New main level sakupen circles (main level 53) *Click between frames mod *RobTop was exposed by ViPriN for child labor and it is true *85% of players beat Aeternus *Ryan beat Solar Flare on day 2 because by the time 5.3 releases people are just extremely skilled for some reason *GDDP (Geometry Dash Dasher Program) as a form of monetization for creators *Ranking system (simple demon, easy demon, medium demon, hard demon, insane demon, extreme demon, green demon, grandma demon (grandpa's dead), and Dasher. Easy through extreme are really bad 3D images of the demons and simple demon is a white sphere with a picture of an NA face with horns on it) *Crossovers (nSwish ball as a vehicle in rocket league) *Premium subscription for $69.99 a month Beanable: *Amazingon box and cats tower block designs (also cat bread?) *New main levels I Kiss Boys, Fire In My Hole, 10 Levels of Difficulty (Like KaiGuy), npesta ankle npesta, Beef, and Doggie Never Soggie *New gaymode parked car, you stop moving and have to connect the controller for a driving sim and drive the car to get it to move, or if 5 seconds pass before you do this the game crashes *Hello bro ball, it's like ball mode but better *New music from Beet oven, Drake and Yung Gravy GeoWomaniac (who made part in the video in like 20 seconds): *Click to add subtitle. *GORILLA MODE. Annihilates walls because I hate arrow triggers, and jumps really fucking high (17 blocks) for some reason. Prioritizes collecting bananas over beating the level. *The Jungle (not the dashlands), like the tower but it encourages you to go outside *You fight a horse at the end of The Tower because geomaniac never went to a jungle and doesnt know what lives there
@infrences
@infrences 7 ай бұрын
The moon adventure reference is CRAZY (for anyone who doesn't know, the part is infamous due to the block sections designed like swastikas that the player jumps on)
@BenutzernameUnavailable
@BenutzernameUnavailable 7 ай бұрын
3:53 That is a real word. I know that cuz i speak german. Edit: 11:37 Did bro not watch the GD Trailer?💀
@SASTSimon
@SASTSimon 7 ай бұрын
15:37 thats oomf
@DarskideDraws
@DarskideDraws 7 ай бұрын
if you havent eaten a tangerine today go eat one
@dezcubing5844
@dezcubing5844 7 ай бұрын
Thanks for reminding me
@I-did-September-11th
@I-did-September-11th 7 ай бұрын
Hmmm... No.
@I-Love-Tax-Evading
@I-Love-Tax-Evading 7 ай бұрын
Damn you're right
@DarskideDraws
@DarskideDraws 7 ай бұрын
@@I-did-September-11th why not
@armakitty1
@armakitty1 3 ай бұрын
I will not eat Tanger
@thewinner4378
@thewinner4378 7 ай бұрын
I’ve been awaiting a new video since the Minecraft x GD Soundtrack crossover
@Tao_Chai2
@Tao_Chai2 7 ай бұрын
banger
@deathlygamingreal
@deathlygamingreal 7 ай бұрын
4:31 19% in moon adventure is four swastikas
@TurnbuNg
@TurnbuNg 7 ай бұрын
Horse in the jungle 💀
@POOPdoodoo75
@POOPdoodoo75 7 ай бұрын
0:54 LBP mentioned ‼️🗣️🔥
@Pauloguipin
@Pauloguipin 7 ай бұрын
LITTLEBIGPLANET MENTIONED TAHHAHSHDHSHEHDBAHFBDJD
@McGoomba
@McGoomba 7 ай бұрын
5:43 "THE SPIDERS, u h a h 🤖"
@dinonor
@dinonor 4 ай бұрын
Out of all people I would never think tatox would have the serious and actually good presentation
@moritz4451
@moritz4451 7 ай бұрын
Gamemode Idea: a dash orb follows you and you click it with right click but it can also jump as high as a pink orb with left click and you can click orbs with leftclick and mini mode just makes the das orb that follows you a reverse dashorb
@Pauloguipin
@Pauloguipin 7 ай бұрын
0:54 LITTLEBIGPLANET MENTIONED RAHHHH 🌍🌏🌏🌍 I ❤ LBP!!!!! 🎉🎉🎉🔥🔥🔥
@yo_gab
@yo_gab 7 ай бұрын
14:05 Functionality ❌ Funky nationality ✅
@HeggieHogzz
@HeggieHogzz 7 ай бұрын
17:21 rule thirty ummm 🤨📸
@supernubic9074
@supernubic9074 7 ай бұрын
17:19 how to hide bomb💀 accidentaly eat my dog help💀 RULE34💀💀💀 geometry dash hacks💀💀💀
@Thesoulofpros
@Thesoulofpros Күн бұрын
11:23 bro really predicted event levels
@minekey94
@minekey94 7 ай бұрын
Where is Johdanlop? Why isn't he featured in this episode?
@DecidiousGreens
@DecidiousGreens 7 ай бұрын
is scratch a top or bottom?
@randomchannel-kh7oc
@randomchannel-kh7oc 7 ай бұрын
2.3 update idea: down input support like you press s and it will trigger an event called down hold and down release
@kstarvr
@kstarvr 3 күн бұрын
3:53 it is a German tank pronounced (pan-zer craft vag-in)
@GDMakar51
@GDMakar51 7 ай бұрын
Add an option to make the teleportals not remove the wave trail
@athaullahfathi6153
@athaullahfathi6153 7 ай бұрын
10:43 i got an ad RIGHT AFTER he said that, Wtf
@iamwizarddd
@iamwizarddd 7 ай бұрын
11:06 wtf tatox what about the fluffy demon
@Nxt_RxdxifyYT
@Nxt_RxdxifyYT 7 ай бұрын
Beanable's idea is actually good
@GeoBlitzy
@GeoBlitzy 7 ай бұрын
Yung gravy?
@Nxt_RxdxifyYT
@Nxt_RxdxifyYT 7 ай бұрын
@@GeoBlitzy Yeah?
@RitualDashh
@RitualDashh 7 ай бұрын
3:58 Very much happy (am a Henry fan) (also it’s Stickmin Henry Stickmin)
@KylashTheKiller
@KylashTheKiller 7 ай бұрын
Does anyone know what matmart's toy is
@NKRclassic
@NKRclassic 7 ай бұрын
flying gorilla
@Jon-zz8mj
@Jon-zz8mj 7 ай бұрын
Human game mode when finish level it go “honey I’m home”
@WafflesWuzHere
@WafflesWuzHere 7 ай бұрын
3:50 it's spoken Pantserkraftvagen
@DreamsVictim
@DreamsVictim 7 ай бұрын
Tatox literally pitched it straight outta shark tank
@GeomaniacGD
@GeomaniacGD 7 ай бұрын
the gorilla mode is revolutionary and i will be expecting an invoice from robtop soon
@MayrenSiyu
@MayrenSiyu 7 ай бұрын
flying gorilla mentioned🗣🗣
@wafflelmao
@wafflelmao 7 ай бұрын
8:44 WHY SCRATCH
@MTFGamma-6
@MTFGamma-6 7 ай бұрын
Funnily enough, Beef is a real level
@mountaininvr
@mountaininvr 7 ай бұрын
whats the song 2:40
@GeoBlitzy
@GeoBlitzy 7 ай бұрын
Small shock
@mountaininvr
@mountaininvr 7 ай бұрын
@@GeoBlitzythanks also ur my fav gd youtuber
@1love.birds1
@1love.birds1 7 ай бұрын
Hi ​@@GeoBlitzy
@detrenenjoyer8490
@detrenenjoyer8490 7 ай бұрын
Nah tbh, the gorilla mode doesn’t sound bad for platformer. We have jet pack instead of ship and we use orbs on platforms to wall jump but we could have a new gamemode for that instead.
@Tmitric
@Tmitric 7 ай бұрын
8:00 ... Woahh oh oh oh ohhhhhh oh oh oh oh Woaa oaa oaaah STORY OF GEOMETRY DASH
@GeoBlitzy
@GeoBlitzy 5 ай бұрын
i fell from the light
@SquirrelBlox98
@SquirrelBlox98 7 ай бұрын
3:51 it's a german word and means powertankmobile. Or smth like that
@marlon49
@marlon49 7 ай бұрын
sorry to tell you but, the word at 3:56 is a real german word. best language. wow
@LucasGonzalez-rb9un
@LucasGonzalez-rb9un 2 ай бұрын
GTAG IN GD
@GeoBlitzy
@GeoBlitzy 2 ай бұрын
@@LucasGonzalez-rb9un Guanine Thymine Adenine Guanine in GD?
@MarkUnderMark
@MarkUnderMark 7 ай бұрын
I have been LIED TO that these are AWFUL GEOMETRY DASH IDEAS Subscribed
@XcreatorGoal
@XcreatorGoal 7 ай бұрын
Wouldnt be surprised if mr goblin mode gets added LMAO
@moritz4451
@moritz4451 7 ай бұрын
XcreatorGoal not having a single like or comment? Lemme fix that
@DebRichards-ly4sg
@DebRichards-ly4sg 5 ай бұрын
If I was there I know 3 levels we could add electronic waves rapid moves and geometry
@PixelZyxelPH
@PixelZyxelPH 7 ай бұрын
Bro blue screened while he was streaming💀💀💀
@TheRealNullscapes
@TheRealNullscapes 6 ай бұрын
why wasn't grandpa demon an idea
@jaseflex
@jaseflex Ай бұрын
11:37: Tidal Wave?!?!?
@CKsilver
@CKsilver 7 ай бұрын
the 19% part of moon adventure T_T iykyk
@jaseflex
@jaseflex Ай бұрын
I swear I saw MINECRAFT at 2:21
@barkhraje8249
@barkhraje8249 7 ай бұрын
MAAN Adolf Shipler is crazy
@jpegstuff
@jpegstuff 7 ай бұрын
did not expect geomerty dash+ to be on my blizzy video bingo card
@KayceeKC
@KayceeKC 7 ай бұрын
rob gotta take notes bro
@Galaxyguy53
@Galaxyguy53 7 ай бұрын
Bro geomaniac is diabolical on his tabs 17:20
@Dunk0
@Dunk0 7 ай бұрын
Really excited to see what Funny Game does with these new editor features
@GeoBlitzy
@GeoBlitzy 7 ай бұрын
Funny game. Will return for these.
@utubeiskaren7796
@utubeiskaren7796 7 ай бұрын
I've actually had the algorithm idea before it would probably be great
@moonbow3641
@moonbow3641 7 ай бұрын
Srry but the “airship” in the world history collab idea is actually a zeppelin🤓
@EconVRiscool
@EconVRiscool 3 ай бұрын
Snitched on my friend and he told me that snitches get no BI-
@LunarRumour
@LunarRumour 6 ай бұрын
matmarts ideas were ACTUALLY good
@gdtester8393
@gdtester8393 7 ай бұрын
How to pronounce Panzerkraftwagen "Panzer kraft wagen"
@cecuskaaa1325
@cecuskaaa1325 7 ай бұрын
Nuzlocke part 3 when
@GeoBlitzy
@GeoBlitzy 7 ай бұрын
just watch the stream VOD 😭
@JustARandomGuy333u
@JustARandomGuy333u 7 ай бұрын
GD Fan Wiki Moment fr
@Squad5Captains
@Squad5Captains 7 ай бұрын
how funny that matmart is really going serious with the idea
@luscaodasher
@luscaodasher 7 ай бұрын
the frick is that thumbnail dawg (second yooooo)
@GeoBlitzy
@GeoBlitzy 7 ай бұрын
grilla
@chipocanver
@chipocanver 7 ай бұрын
alright so ima release 2 new levels: npesta shitting on doramis pants And 911 Game modes:tower and plane and
@gaminghuskyforlife
@gaminghuskyforlife 7 ай бұрын
no way tatox3 i know that guy i think
@shattre6087
@shattre6087 7 ай бұрын
LITTLEBIGPLANET REFERENCEJDIAKDMDKSKKERKKF
@BeccaLynn79
@BeccaLynn79 7 ай бұрын
11:38 NONOONONONONOONONONOONONONOON! NO!!!!! NOT GONNA HAPPEN
@itzomqtzs
@itzomqtzs 7 ай бұрын
that 9/11 joke was it in dying 😭
@Pixelunfunny
@Pixelunfunny 7 ай бұрын
17:19 look at the tabs. worst mistake of my life
@Vio9740
@Vio9740 7 ай бұрын
This video made me want to geometry
@WiredCoronet
@WiredCoronet 7 ай бұрын
You should add ball(s) gamemode
@Kingsoup009
@Kingsoup009 7 ай бұрын
Robtop be like: thats a good idea!
@СветланаКузьменко-з4и
@СветланаКузьменко-з4и 7 ай бұрын
17:03 uan
@PearlescentMusic
@PearlescentMusic 4 ай бұрын
Little Big planet mentioned
@TheTripleSpike
@TheTripleSpike 7 ай бұрын
I want to use the kim jong cube icon in gd
@TheTripleSpike
@TheTripleSpike 7 ай бұрын
I want Gorilla gamemode! The Wilderness update is Fire
@GGinoD
@GGinoD 7 ай бұрын
The Panzerkraftwagen is real
@Wolfkie
@Wolfkie 7 ай бұрын
Azureturk genuinely lost my interest by not including normal face Hitler.
@komadino
@komadino 7 ай бұрын
as a spanish guy, WHY THE FUCK DID GTA LOQUENDO VIDEOS SHOW UP IN THIS WHAT 😭
@GeoBlitzy
@GeoBlitzy 7 ай бұрын
😭😭😭😭
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