We Need to Talk About My Thighs

Things have gone from down bad to down worse.
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[@diegogianoli7696]

Melon needs minimalist wallets because his thighs take up all the space

[@YarrBr0]

This comment wins

[@thomasowens4844]

I'm dead 🤣🤣💀

[@te9591]

Anthonys wallet is so minimalist he can actually clasp it with his cheeks.

[@PraetorianCuber]

lmaaooo this comment, also the fact that he couldn't get through the wallet spiel without grinning

[@whiteace_t.k.o8060]

Hahaha 😂🤣😂🤣there’s always that comment that hits all the right places creative innovative and unique. Now tHt could be true. He squats he said it himself

[@EvanSaltare]

Fantano's built like a female street fighter character.

[@itsallenwow]

Chun-Litano here the internet’s thickest music nerd

[@franklingoodwin]

@@itsallenwow Nah, more like Cammy. Anthony Cammytano

[@carefulgorgi5309]

How much do you think he'll make from onlyfans ?

[@maxineespinoza7022]

Thunder thighs are back in now melon don’t feel bad.

[@xLILNUGGZx]

on GOD lmaoooooo

[@owl509]

Fantano started calling himself Melon because he crushes melons with his thighs

[@bluechavez]

Now that's an OF I'd sign up for 🤣

[@stratford1]

I’d love to see a fourth channel specifically for melon-crushing compilations.

[@SamsaLilaTheHobo]

You have the nutcracker for christmas, and the meloncracker for the summer

[@timefragment5387]

Isn’t it obvious

[@tectera]

The Hasan route

[@parkerlee4775]

What a time to be a fan. Teeth are out, THIGHS are in

[@straightXjessedge]

Best thighs in the game.

[@vepply]

i see a golden age coming

[@walmorcarvalho2512]

@@straightXjessedge aWHOOOOGA

[@dopey473]

Awitha thighsa

[@logand450]

“Teeth are out, thighs are in” sounds like a botched surgery

[@straightXjessedge]

We've learned so much about Anthony over these past few weeks: he got a cavity, he got a vasectomy, he sits down, his thighs are *thicc*. I'm sure there will be more revelations to come.

[@Udontkno7]

my dream man honestly

[@TomCatwhick.]

Next up if he has anything interesting about them it has to be about his eyes, nose, or his feet.

[@heyg0ld]

Also, he likes his face. Which he absolutely should.

[@itreallybelikethatdoe829]

Next we'll kno he has a 9 inchie

[@canadianpoptarts54]

When did he talk about getting a vasectomy??

[@timefragment5387]

I never clicked faster…

[@ddurlon]

True.

[@gregunderwood4799]

Ong

[@neilb3332]

@@gregunderwood4799 Ong Bak

[@user-zo5jo3ox5g]

I never came faster

[@HeyImDiO]

Let's argue: The "damn boi he thicc" meme was actually in the 3rd person about his own physique.

[@SamsaLilaTheHobo]

Of course ☺️

[@jaden_bricker]

He already confirmed this

[@sexygaywizard]

It literally was though he said this when he talked about that audio clip going viral lmao

[@sullenhue]

Your thighs have caused stirs in more places than just the internet tony

[@Vfulncchl]

Tony😂

[@danishsamir8807]

Tony StarkTano here 🤣🤣

[@GambitRaps]

Glad to see Melon getting more and more sexual with his online persona, he deserves this

[@CylindricalWhistle]

This is Anthony’s Wrecking Ball era and I’m here for it

[@elijahfordsidioticvarietys8770]

Fantano Onlyfans? When?

[@YesThisIsJamesWier]

We*

[@slent5346]

@@elijahfordsidioticvarietys8770 i hope Cal chuchesta will be part of it

[@vvvictoriav5958]

@@elijahfordsidioticvarietys8770 Onlythony Fanstano here

[@mhbackman]

What a roller coaster of a month it’s been. Melon has revealed he sits during reviews, that he’s bald, and now we’re getting a closeup of his thighs. What will be the next reveal?

[@msbmeseb]

Social security number

[@Thatdudewiththedogs]

Only fans 🤤

[@pitayau]

balls.

[@godfatheful]

Mbdtf real review

[@Nakam459]

his take on the NLDW cover ...

[@Bigjar420]

Someone said "he'd probably give my music taste a soft 3 but I can give him a hard 8" 😂😂😂😭😭😭

[@littyagain9402]

💀

[@holliegolitely6245]

He stopped right before that one, I was looking forward to hearing him read that

[@bhav7539]

NAURR

[@Hardyvark]

69 likes omg

[@brad_hensil]

Melon is built like a Pixar mom

[@Mummychild888]

A straight man who knows Trixie Mattel? Yes melon daddy.

[@feedhyungwonplease6087]

cultured king

[@Aideen98]

I wouldn’t be surprised if we never saw my virginity again

[@widethigh6ix9ine]

Ding! Dong!

[@clarkrogers7789]

gays for melon

[@maggiesimpsin706]

Need him to review Trixies music!!

[@RisingJericho]

At last we have reached the Sexualized Melon arc

[@lampwick4427]

Melon Onlyfans when...

[@chirstinasilver7274]

It kind of shocks me people find Fantano annoying. I always considered him one of the only youtubers I would wanna hang out with and a funny guy.

[@sebastian69216]

if ur gonna be any type of media critic ur gonna be pretty controversial

[@aimee-hyj]

they probs just watch his reviews and none of the funny content

[@TheHughgee]

I guess some people find people with strong opinions annoying, especially if they make them question their own stances and tastes

[@melliecolesg231]

@@TheHughgee Agreed. The man is a music critic, sure, but he's just one guy with an opinion.

[@ree6487]

@@TheHughgee I guess those people are actually npcs

[@gordonwiley2006]

We stan a self confident king.

[@henryart7017]

I’m a simple man. I see melon talking about his thighs, I click.

[@jedtayag8034]

These recent Fantano videos have been my favorite. I want to explore Fantano's body even more.

[@pitayau]

same here buddy /hj

[@catpoofa]

Pause

[@bills-beard]

have you considered reading your comments before posting them

[@siouxsiexymox6594]

​​@@catpoofa Hell no! no pause!! Are you blind did you not see how thick those thighs are If his thighs that thick then his ass probably super phat

[@soft-llama1530]

@@bills-beard nah this guy edited it, he read it m u l t i p l e times.

[@Matrix6340]

Bro, Anthony is a UNIT💀

[@giobianchi3232]

As one of your gay fans, I'm truly in my happy place right now

[@nomihabo9752]

In bliss even

[@idkwhattohaveasausername5828]

As a thigh man myself, I must say that Fantano is looking scrumptious. No homosexual advances intended though. Unless…

[@SamsaLilaTheHobo]

You wouldn't kick em out of bed for eating cookies;)

[@Sam-yy6yw]

Yes we absolutely do. Glad you’re finally addressing this topic 🙏

[@cheesecakelasagna]

1:56 "He looks like a straight version of Trixie Mattel." CANNOT UNSEE 💀💀

[@Deemo202]

Lmao Melon is making a lot of just sorta nonsense videos and I am loving it.

[@HollowGolem]

RIP thatistheplan

[@whatistau]

yup like he just discovered fame lol

[@Carlos-ln8fd]

@@HollowGolem whenever i remember that i cry

[@PRODBYParker192]

“So yeah, I really loved this project, “thighs” by Anthony Fantano, I’m feeling uhhhhhhh… TEN on this one, tell me what you think about this one in the comments, did you love it, did you hate it?, what would you rate it?”

[@Vfulncchl]

“What would you rate it?”

[@pitayau]

i want them.

[@leviathan3630]

tran-

[@cdvideodump]

@@leviathan3630 -phobic

[@doxskew2221]

Melons wife is extremely happy

[@maxxmarino6500]

He doesn't have a wife anymore, she divorced him

[@slugmanestudios768]

You are very handsome Anthony 100, this is one of those moments where I think we should all remember that there are other people on the other side of he screen. Even if you said something mean about his looks, and he didn't see it, someone who look similar gonna see it and feel bad. Let's roast people for their souls, not their bodies.

[@sharad6697]

Someone make a subreddit dedicated to this

[@pitayau]

edit: its here r/melonthighs, have fun 👍

[@cheesecakelasagna]

@@pitayau thank you for your service

[@SadeWatkins]

“You need to get yourself in a right place With God” 😂😂😂 Also this video was completely appropriate for the ridge wallet ad 😂😂😂😂 We love you thicktanoooo

[@trvshbxvt3146]

Finally discussing the REAL topics here

[@FDSignifire]

DAMNNNN BOY!!!

[@benr3799]

What do you think is a fair market price for an anatomically correct Melon doll complete with extra duty thighs? I honestly wish I could buy this on his patreon page or even just back a kickstarter for it, it would bring life to my household

[@thighsenthusiast4854]

I've been waiting for this ever since the "he was sitting this entire time" video

[@Christopherlawrencel]

Change nothing. Love your face, your shaved head, your scrumptious thighs and your reviews. You have introduced me to some great music that I most likely would not have ever listened to if it weren’t for you. Love ya man!

[@DiiceForeveroO]

THICK THIGHS SAVES LIVES

[@OrphicMonkey]

as a fellow bald man i'm glad you are receiving thirst

[@OrphicMonkey]

to be fully accurate, i'm still in the "thinning" stages but i'm anticipating baldness in the next few years. i'm bald in spirit.

[@gregh5061]

Shave it off right now bro. Or atleast hit the gym now. Skinny bald men look like shit but chicks love muscled up bald men.

[@evilmario6061]

@@OrphicMonkey Same, brother. I give it a few more years but I've done a test run of slaphead and it looks good

[@cheesecakelasagna]

Yay, more bald men to thirst from. Thanks for all your service.

[@OrphicMonkey]

@@evilmario6061 yeah i got a good head shape but i can't grow a beard to cover my kinda weak jawline for shit. best i can do is a (to be fair, pretty solid) stache+goatee. guess i gotta get absolutely jacked lmao

[@anarchoarthobo7731]

I envision Melon crushing a thigh master while listening to Death Grips.

[@Marshydarshy]

Congrats on the thirst tweets, never thought I'd see the day. I'll always see you as a weird nerd but I'll admit you have clearly been taking good care of yourself, that'll pay dividends down the line.

[@benr3799]

What we really need to talk about is why my mouth started watering at this thumbnail

[@abartel6]

that ridge wallet looks so tiny next to Tony's tunderous tighs

[@Anonimo2517]

Ok so in 2 weeks we've learned that Fantano has good teeth (although we've seen better days), he has incredible time management, he has good posture, had a vasectomy, he is bald, has thick thighs and is into Viagra, this man never ceases to amaze us

[@vitaminwater9662]

Genuinely dk how much of this is sarcarsm

[@lufufi3iboo]

@@vitaminwater9662 none of it is...

[@bhav7539]

Perfect guy tbh

[@gcwens]

@@vitaminwater9662 only the viagra part is sarcasm

[@josephrojas9097]

This is amazing. I’ve been following your music reviews for years and this is the FIRST of your vids on this channel I have watched. Thank you lmaooo

[@Yaboisal3m]

Damn you fantano. Here I am trying to get a good nights sleep for work tomorrow and you got me more bricked up than a stone mason.

[@me30000]

poor melon’s face it’s almost as good as the rest of him

[@erincurrie1560]

we need a trixie and fantano collab

[@Iminacoffin]

fr fr

[@kai616]

Really needed this video

[@carlcarlington7317]

Anthony would fit in well in the background of an old rap music video, standing there in a wife beater and Jean shorts mean mugging the camera with his arms crossed. Awesome gains man

[@m0zkiii]

dont worry , many of your viewers have contained this carnal lust since day one and keep it locked up safe and sound inside their hearts only to be released on extra funny and/or muscle tee vids . bless up beautiful melon

[@zackrichered4360]

2:32 no fr that thunderous yet defined cranium carries a certain air to it. like a great marble statue finely chiseled; yet the glamouring thin glasses showing a gentle side of melon, balanced liked a tiny bird in a nonchalant alligator's mouth.

[@OmarOmar-et4pk]

man the amount of times he sponsored the ridgewallet makes me think that its his own business

[@TheSeize102]

I’m a twink and you are an inspiration sir

[@generalmukmuk]

"if i made music he'd probably give me a soft 3 but i'd give him a hard 8" no way you finished the video without reading the best tweet of the bunch????

[@JoeLaFon3]

Fantano is built like a scarecrow stuffed with glazed hams

[@saxviars9749]

thanks for shouting out the sponsor again. I was sincerely interested in buying a new wallet and remembered checking them out last time they sponsored you, but i forgot the name and couldn't find the video

[@cumrag6072]

When is anthonys bateman arc starting. He already has the music knowledge

[@mrlevinielsen]

2:03 I thought fantano was gonna say he’s put paper bags over peoples faces and gone to town

[@atoz1to9ization]

Best series, hands down. 6/10

[@epixstarxxv]

i need that leg day routine king

[@SpareMango]

I've already spoken about your thighs at length, Fantano. But you go on ahead, I'll watch!

[@barneylegendary9601]

been peepin your thickness

[@cooper1507]

idk why but the ridge wallet is so incredibly hard to get cards in and out of

[@akn3207]

post that squat sesh though

[@ianturnbow7011]

Imma call it and say Fantano can probably crush the average melon with his thighs.

[@ItsHimBro]

he's the alpha melon

[@andy-jc5uk]

melon goes to the gym everyday and hits legs 2x a week ‼️‼️ WE GO GYM!!!

[@arikara9966]

Anthony “Thunderthighs” Fantano

[@rosschuamusic6616]

Anthunder Fanthighno

[@Setashi]

I feel like need is a pretty strong word, Anthony.

[@vinneleais1398]

a Wanessa sabe que venceu 🗣️

[@bringadinga7362]

Melon share us your workout routine please

[@srslydoatm9251]

We finally getting the hint of Melon's OnlyFans

[@thumsworth]

can't wait for more 'down bad' thigh videos sponsored by ridge wallet.

[@1gnore_me.]

that ending hits hard after recent events

[@jacksonellis5865]

That line about Anthony looking like a straight version of Trixie Mattel got me good

[@Regene4239]

Lmaooooo he screenshotted DJ bein thirsty over thick boys!!!!!😭

[@axd0045]

I don't think any human in history has started more memes than Anthony Fantano

[@Till27_Spence]

There’s been so many controversies since you made the video with the dancing animation 🤣🤦🏻‍♂️

[@johnfred3702]

"my thighs have created a bit of a stir" i believe you meant to say 'gravity'

[@rainshibuya]

i agree

[@SlyJordie]

hopped straight out of the YSIV cover

[@iamryan9234]

You need to talk about these 2022 xxl freestyles

[@zpoukiboi1334]

that jolly roger shit is sick

[@watermeloenislekker]

Bro, we need that workout routine!

[@EgoPanikBG]

videos like this are why i love this channel

[@nyoob6410]

4:27 when he pushes his glasses he looks like hes about to say "um, actually...."

[@sooperbrootal8433]

What we need is for you to address this new Kid Rock masterpiece that was released. I'm looking forward to cringing with you, melon.

[@dygitalanimations42]

2:40 bro didnt have to put so much cake on my screen damn

[@aarond9563]

The one that brought out the hex code for the type of pink was outrageously funny

[@barsabiaz]

hey Logic, have you heard that Mr.Nem is dropping an album?

[@whateverpeoplesayiamthatsw776]

*sighs* switches phone to left hand

[@rennan5114]

You love it melon you’re baiting it and fuelling the flames

[@penguinsbusiness2344]

Fantano going for the bag

[@dillondewitt3952]

Inviting Anthony to Christmas dinner. He’s bringing the ham 🥵

[@sherriegonzalez8067]

Quad City DJs

[@megamilkmaco]

ive alway been in awe at how beefy fantano is, he must have to turn sideways to go through door frames

[@digitusmedius8258]

anthony i have no gag reflex

[@rafael16759]

3:57 "honetly if i dont have to listen to his takes"

[@suburbanapathy4251]

thank you for making this video

[@tylerhackner9731]

We must talk about this yes

[@pontus3433]

Youre so right for being confident in your face, its really good looking !!

[@aidenbielefeld5005]

We never would have gotten the thigh content if he didn't have a cavity

[@skorpanaxius4467]

Goodness fuuulck . Muscled the hell up