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@SethEverman Жыл бұрын
4:16 this part of the video was really good actually
@MagnoliaSivverson Жыл бұрын
billy corgan
@nadirbaitsaleem7270 Жыл бұрын
Yes of course 😂
@addison_deez Жыл бұрын
LMAO
@Lanngeax Жыл бұрын
definitely the highest hotspot of the video 🥵
@aadliafiq Жыл бұрын
My favourite IKEA employee checking in
@johanliebert6734 Жыл бұрын
Anthony we love you and support your decision to come out as Johnny Sins.
@blaghgames5050 Жыл бұрын
I’m glad, hope there’s no sinphobics making fun of him though
@urbenhuman2041 Жыл бұрын
Señor Hiltor
@darkduds38 Жыл бұрын
😂
@implode9186 Жыл бұрын
@@blaghgames5050 wtf is a sinphobic?
@thegroove14 Жыл бұрын
The most talented man on the planet!
@Thomas-if7te Жыл бұрын
No way Anthony really made a 5 minute video violently attacking all other bald men. Too far this time, Melon
@flamersshowsandmore3864 Жыл бұрын
Friendly Fire will not be tolerated!
@noicemate9111 Жыл бұрын
@diamond dogs he ain’t even bald he’s like diet bald. Bro still has a full shadow of hair
@baileyjones5744 Жыл бұрын
Balds must stand together
@adjectivenoun5052 Жыл бұрын
When I read it before watching the video, I didn't expect this comment to be 100% true
@anyanwuaugustine8874 Жыл бұрын
@@noicemate9111 lmao. Diet bald? 😂😂
@zackzallie8735 Жыл бұрын
We all know Charlie Brown is the most iconic bald guy. Don't lie.
@deftfkaubgup4669 Жыл бұрын
Pretty bold statement when Moby exists
@pewpew7046 Жыл бұрын
Pretty bold statement when caliou exists
@oBdurate Жыл бұрын
Charlie Brown had hoes
@WeeklyComedian Жыл бұрын
He's disqualified, got that one hair coming out of his forehead.
@spookyaliens6286 Жыл бұрын
Pretty bold statement when Captain Picard exists
@bishkit Жыл бұрын
That's the saddest "internet's busiest music nerd" I've ever heard him say. I'm deeply worried about you, Anthony.
@H0NDAJET Жыл бұрын
im not
@DJ-ov2it Жыл бұрын
he should have said "internets baldest music nerd" for this one
@who_what Жыл бұрын
Internet's bussyest music nerd
@allroundlad Жыл бұрын
He's a broken man, betrayed one too many times.
@Cameronb.1026 Жыл бұрын
“inbred royalty”. anthony fantano you complete me
@tim.noonan Жыл бұрын
it’s redundant, but only in meaning not in gravitas
@leaveitorsinkit242 Жыл бұрын
Was he referring to Hasburg Jaw? 😂
@cheskaarana6097 Жыл бұрын
The horny police is coming.
@ProdJakera Жыл бұрын
fantano, everyone knows mr clean is the hottest bald guy
@deborahwilkerson7388 Жыл бұрын
but does he have the thighs
@PianuReeves Жыл бұрын
mr. clean's been a hot bald man for decades, anthony's point still stands
@feetpics3785 Жыл бұрын
I don't believe you if you say you have never masturbated to Mr.clean at least once in your life.
@zackzallie8735 Жыл бұрын
but does he like MBDTF tho?
@dustyyshellz1320 Жыл бұрын
The homosexual tension in this one keeps me going
@herkuskaminskas1409 Жыл бұрын
Homiesexual
@HiHungryIamDad Жыл бұрын
i imagine Anthony just sends raw videos where he's rambling about nonsense to his editor 💀 editor is the real MVP
@connorvanhelsing4768 Жыл бұрын
Never thought about this. No script, no structure or music, just go
@Croc. Жыл бұрын
💀 💀 💀 💯
@nadirbaitsaleem7270 Жыл бұрын
Editing was actually going crazy this video, so many good additions
@allroundlad Жыл бұрын
He does have a hand in editing, it's basically like him approving and if something is missing that he wanted, he'll cut it back in. The rest of the mundane stuff the editor handles.
@jacobdonnelly27 Жыл бұрын
I'm worried that Melon not winning this prestigious award will force him to grow a full head of hair due to deep depression.
@flyingpiggie979 Жыл бұрын
Anthony with a full head of hair would be like a killer whale with a flaccid dorsal fin.
@Vikdeb25502 Жыл бұрын
His hair was something lol
@somedudeok1451 Жыл бұрын
This comment made me curious what he'd look like with hair. I'm usually a guy who wants to see old photos of people who are rocking domes now and I was about to say that Anthony probably looked pretty good with hair. But then I decided to ask Google first and yeah, Anthony has found his style. Lol.
@angusdope828 Жыл бұрын
Fantano is literally Luigi with Mario's body
@colbeblack Жыл бұрын
anthony you're my favorite bald guy
@te9591 Жыл бұрын
Rock Johnson?
@Dudenamedsar Жыл бұрын
No he isn’t
@themroc8231 Жыл бұрын
I will never forgive you for making me imagine Pitbull's moustache on my neck. Not cool, man.
@revan13134 Жыл бұрын
Him literally having the pizza hut logo on his face when he talks about growing his mustache had me dying
@Xndest Жыл бұрын
Anthony Fantano
@connorsexsmith6414 Жыл бұрын
Internet's busiest music nerd
@Ilovekanyewest711 Жыл бұрын
Anthony Fantano
@Tgatx1996 Жыл бұрын
Yes
@swaglordthe1th597 Жыл бұрын
The best teeth in the game
@ApplzAndHoney Жыл бұрын
And it’s time for a review of the new Justin Bieber album: Purpose
@CrabSully Жыл бұрын
I'll never unsee the Pizza Hut logo
@NYCreature Жыл бұрын
Seeing Johnny Sins on a KZbin thumbnail set off my fight or flight.
@BOAYang Жыл бұрын
I’m mad that this wasn’t the Johnny sins interview that I’ve been asking for.
@kevinhernadez4237 Жыл бұрын
Quality content from melon as always. But Melon will always be my fave bald person
@letsgotomarsman Жыл бұрын
He’s not bald tho. It’s buzzed. Can clearly see hair and hairline
@ey3z4ya Жыл бұрын
@@letsgotomarsman that's fuzz
@b_ail1999 Жыл бұрын
He can’t even be bald correctly.
@dootlime4400 Жыл бұрын
i thought this title was “worlds baldest bald guy” for a second and this is so funny to me for no reason
@i.math05 Жыл бұрын
great to hear that fantano actually inspired jpegmafia to make BALD!
@matthewjury4385 Жыл бұрын
Fantano's sex appeal is undeniable
@Skatche Жыл бұрын
If you open the floodgate of new blood, Northernlion might give you a run for your money. I mean, between melon and egg I'm voting melon, but not everyone swings that way.
@jackowe9431 Жыл бұрын
+2
@JohannSebastianSpock Жыл бұрын
Now that's a tough choice
@radomane Жыл бұрын
Many people are saying this
@user-uy2hu1uh5d Жыл бұрын
another sad example of bald on bald attack
@andrewnicon Жыл бұрын
I can't imagine being bald, honestly I feel like I'd rather lose my legs than my hair. At least then I might inspire people instead of just bumming them out.
@SpeedDemon908 Жыл бұрын
Well Professor X lost both and he founded the x men
@Nestoras_Zogopoulos Жыл бұрын
meanwhile uses a bald characters pfp.
@kg7219 Жыл бұрын
Long hair is kinda my thing and girls love it but if I start going bald I’m shaving it all off goin all in. It’s abt vibes and the way u carry urself more than anything 😌
@andrewnicon Жыл бұрын
@@kg7219 cool bro
@NULLWOODD Жыл бұрын
THE DUDE IN THE THUMBNAIL LOOKS LIKE MY MATH TEACHER HELP
@thestraydog Жыл бұрын
Yeah I swear that's the same guy I keep seeing leave my apartment building... Maintenance man, my ass!
@operationd--msday Жыл бұрын
Pressed on this by accident to hear your rant out loud lmfao, you actually caught me off guard this time.
@davidjones8047 Жыл бұрын
You know it's a serious video when it doesn't end with "forever"
@freeduhkidd9190 Жыл бұрын
In all honesty, Jpegmafia got snubbed. This man has done so much to represent the bald community by giving them an anthem that showcases a fiery pride of baldness.
@hachikos11 ай бұрын
but he isn’t bald anymore LOL
@tylerburton__ Жыл бұрын
“One of the inbred royalty guys” Anthony fuckin woke up and chose violence😂😂
@VCiPz Жыл бұрын
Anthony Fantano vs Simon Miller
@MarioJeremiahSolis956 Жыл бұрын
Anthony not getting sexiest bald man and making a video about it right when nicky minaj makes a video about not winning a grammy is a little suspicious melon
@Irquiois Жыл бұрын
We, the Baldom (tm) should all just acquiesce and hand the award to Northernlion. The man regularly *breaks* his jeans, and that was even before he started his Peloton arc.
@bnobston Жыл бұрын
Love the acquiesce
@punkuke Жыл бұрын
I've never found anything less relatable than people not only thinking Prince Whoever and Vin Diesel are attractive, but thinking they're so attractive that they're the sexiest bald men of the year. Who are these people??
@larissabrglum3856 Жыл бұрын
If I had to guess who is widely considered the sexiest bald man, I'd guess Dwayne Johnson.
@punkuke Жыл бұрын
@@larissabrglum3856 Yeah I'd agree with that, he is quite attractive (imo)
@theuncrediblehaak Жыл бұрын
Yeah, Prince William hasn’t even embraced his baldness. He clings to that tiny bit of fluff on top like his life depends on it.
@WarmLoveOnToast Жыл бұрын
Right?! Throughout this video I was thinking, who did they ask?? Because I don't think it was women.
@DKF_oli Жыл бұрын
The same freaks who voted Blake Shelton sexiest man alive a few years back, probably. Dude looks like an ogre. I’ll never forget how stunned I was.
@jacobbunea3131 Жыл бұрын
Pitbull in the corner just wishing someone whips out a kodak
@somedudeok1451 Жыл бұрын
I'm really really REALLY glad they chose Vin Diesel over Pit Bull. Just really glad about that.
@phillipbell4394 Жыл бұрын
Vin Diesel over the Rock is actually wild though.
@wareagle415 Жыл бұрын
This finally made me subscribe. Hot bald men unite. Shave all heads.
@danielvlach5449 Жыл бұрын
Someone needs to tell Fantano he isnt even bald.
@DKF_oli Жыл бұрын
Right I get the meme or whatever. But the man fully has an entire haircut.
@icedcapplord710 Жыл бұрын
I aspire to be as multifaceted as Johnny Sins. Guys a doctor, an army vet, a plumber, a stepbrother, a high school student, probably God too at this point Nobody like him honestly
@ibfreely8952 Жыл бұрын
An army vet, i.e. taking care of the horses?
@mmmanutd Жыл бұрын
Sorry Melon man, that's Peggy and only Peggy
@carsonlundgren7703 Жыл бұрын
Peggy is the cutest in the game.
@Grimwinn Жыл бұрын
Dwayne the Rock Johnson's bald-smile brand is strong because i thought that guy in the thumbnail was honestly him
@its_elkku135 Жыл бұрын
I hope Pizza Hut is paying good money for that mustache
@pixel.palate Жыл бұрын
Shout out to Northernlion for being such an iconic sex symbol. That's all I gotta say
@VolvagiasBlaze Жыл бұрын
Johnny Sins was dropped from the "sexy bald man" rankings when he turned into a crypto bro
@SEmme-ov6yy Жыл бұрын
Ugh crypto bros are the worst 🤮
@LlyodLlwelleyn Жыл бұрын
Wait until Fantano discovers the Rock
@ryansweatshirt_ Жыл бұрын
johnny sins isn’t an astronaut
@franklingoodwin Жыл бұрын
Melon is really having a bad year. First he lost his "best teeth in the game"title and now this. I'm sure not even another vegan cookie recipe from Drake can make up for all the Ls Anthony is taking
@APairOfOldSkoolVans Жыл бұрын
Seth Everman doesn’t upload enough to be the better bald music KZbin man
@figentertainment Жыл бұрын
Fantano's bald head has the crisp like a 5 o'clock shadow on a face. It's only complimented by his stache. This phase of his life we're seeing him become even more comfortable with his body type. We appreciate the thigh approach as this is a top quality of beef boys. The other "men" on this list are of no comparison. Fantano's wardrobe isn't extensive but he doesn't need it. He works with what he has, which shows that his attraction goes past materialism. After years of watching this channel, Fantano is a strong 9 to a light 10. Would smash.
@nate9361 Жыл бұрын
I love how that if Anthony didn't have glasses but contacts he probably wouldn't be doing this bit. Major player.
@donflo3 Жыл бұрын
No mention of Mr Clean? He mopped and paved the way for us bald men. As a cueball I’m ashamed for you.
@seanwestbrook2071 Жыл бұрын
Main problem is your melon fuzz. It shows a clear presence of hair stil. Needs more shine
@alanmichaeldill Жыл бұрын
Hotthony Baldtano
@hoenn6025 Жыл бұрын
Melon Johnny Sins Arc?
@asharp2222 Жыл бұрын
Anthony Fantano talking about pornstar Johnny Sins. The internet broke.
@MoteKinTrol Жыл бұрын
Quite frankly, I wont stand for this.
@iamgubbler95 Жыл бұрын
The correct answer is obviously Michael Chiklis
@rogermontgomery5641 Жыл бұрын
anyone else pondering the state of the greatest teeths in the game right now.
@derraumdeuter3671 Жыл бұрын
It's Freddie gibbs we all know it melon
@TheRealBeatMaster Жыл бұрын
This video gave me a feeling like there was some kind of plan to it...
@goldsnafu Жыл бұрын
your non music related videos are wayyyyy better than anything where you talk about music
@wadekemmsies7180 Жыл бұрын
Colin Mochrie gets my vote
@sirlayne1257 Жыл бұрын
The sexiest bald man is Master Roshi hands down
@FLAGMACHINE11 Жыл бұрын
This reminds me of a 2009 - 2012 KZbin video in a good way
@Thrill_Hou Жыл бұрын
Fantano is disqualified He’s bald by choice, not by force.
@Wstarlights Жыл бұрын
Johnnythony Sinstano.
@greypoupon2052 Жыл бұрын
I can't believe Fantano has been in my other favorite Internet videos this whole time
@c00pdaddy65 Жыл бұрын
How is vinn the sexiest when Dwayne Johnson is still alive
@blarghblargh Жыл бұрын
I see your hallway. leaving the light on for the cat, are we?
@sudo1500 Жыл бұрын
Sir Patrick Stewart did not play Poop in the 2017 iconic and revolutionary movie "The Emoji Movie" to see this day
@OloffMusic Жыл бұрын
That's not me.
@philly_sports1558 Жыл бұрын
You got robbed, Anthony. Disgraceful.
@Hype_Incarnate Жыл бұрын
I like how he used johnny sins in the thumbnail.
@azalago Жыл бұрын
When George Costanza flew by I cackled.
@briibross Жыл бұрын
"2021, year of our Lord" Are we in the presence of a Dollop listener????
@andrewschaefer8733 Жыл бұрын
The pizza hut logo IM DEAD 😂
@papamilfz1565 Жыл бұрын
Time for a bald guys tier list
@craaazylegsdavis Жыл бұрын
You’re not bald enough, you need to get rid of the melon fuzz to be nominated Anthony
@theuncrediblehaak Жыл бұрын
Didn’t stop Prince Willy apparently
@BernStoogin Жыл бұрын
the fact jerryrigeverything isn't the winner every year is a crime against the concept.
@slackstarfish8133 Жыл бұрын
Everybody knows Johnny Sins is the sexiest bald man
@SEmme-ov6yy Жыл бұрын
Nah, Anthony is
@Profy00 Жыл бұрын
Freddie Gibbs is the hottest bald man alive by far
@Pizzastealingninja Жыл бұрын
Damn, no wonder you're the internet's busiest music nerd when you're also a doctor, astronaut, firefighter, pizza delivery man, etc.
@Thoma1100 Жыл бұрын
Unacceptable.
@JohnDoe-vc5qb Жыл бұрын
George Costanza and Larry David aren't bald, they're bald-ING.
@cosmikronic9353 Жыл бұрын
Patrick Stewart was named Sexiest Man on TV [bald or otherwise] in 1992.
@koeniging Жыл бұрын
Interesting choice for Anthony to make an entire video about himself but I’m glad he’s feeling himself
@drakejr8252 Жыл бұрын
No one is giving that to melon before Cal
@MathcoreIndex Жыл бұрын
*Ethan from Sunflo'er has entered the chat*
@jimboslice7862 Жыл бұрын
Anthony, just because you wouldn't get executed for these opinions 500 years ago doesn't mean you can get away with it now
@randomavenger3048 Жыл бұрын
In my country they did a meet between two Vin Diesel "look-alikes" saying for each of them that the other was the real Vin Diesel.
@imperiallegionnaire8344 Жыл бұрын
Can't believe Moby didn't even make the list
@AintFredoYou Жыл бұрын
Drake is gonna shave his head just to win it and hold it over you
@franksinatra594 Жыл бұрын
Drake the type of guy to shave his head just to win it and hold it over you
@vepply Жыл бұрын
may you be paid handsomely in accordance to the video published
@yudhabagaskara98 Жыл бұрын
Honorable mentions: Erik Ten Hag
@phillipmiller3076 Жыл бұрын
Fantano: Not really feeling this Drake album. Also Fantano: Prince William?! VIN DIESEL?!?!
@khalilnelson5179 Жыл бұрын
BEen trying to get that bald bussy for years
@SchlockGoblin Жыл бұрын
friendly fire will not be tolerated!
@brendanb2982 Жыл бұрын
I'm gonna shout out Dax Harwood for literally being Cal Chuchesta on steroids and being in one of the greatest tag teams in professional wrestling.