World's Hottest Bald Guy

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[@SethEverman]

4:16 this part of the video was really good actually

[@MagnoliaSivverson]

billy corgan

[@nadirbaitsaleem7270]

Yes of course 😂

[@addison_deez]

LMAO

[@Lanngeax]

definitely the highest hotspot of the video 🥵

[@aadliafiq]

My favourite IKEA employee checking in

[@johanliebert6734]

Anthony we love you and support your decision to come out as Johnny Sins.

[@blaghgames5050]

I’m glad, hope there’s no sinphobics making fun of him though

[@urbenhuman2041]

Señor Hiltor

[@darkduds38]

😂

[@implode9186]

@@blaghgames5050 wtf is a sinphobic?

[@thegroove14]

The most talented man on the planet!

[@Thomas-if7te]

No way Anthony really made a 5 minute video violently attacking all other bald men. Too far this time, Melon

[@flamersshowsandmore3864]

Friendly Fire will not be tolerated!

[@noicemate9111]

@diamond dogs he ain’t even bald he’s like diet bald. Bro still has a full shadow of hair

[@baileyjones5744]

Balds must stand together

[@adjectivenoun5052]

When I read it before watching the video, I didn't expect this comment to be 100% true

[@anyanwuaugustine8874]

@@noicemate9111 lmao. Diet bald? 😂😂

[@zackzallie8735]

We all know Charlie Brown is the most iconic bald guy. Don't lie.

[@deftfkaubgup4669]

Pretty bold statement when Moby exists

[@pewpew7046]

Pretty bold statement when caliou exists

[@oBdurate]

Charlie Brown had hoes

[@WeeklyComedian]

He's disqualified, got that one hair coming out of his forehead.

[@spookyaliens6286]

Pretty bold statement when Captain Picard exists

[@bishkit]

That's the saddest "internet's busiest music nerd" I've ever heard him say. I'm deeply worried about you, Anthony.

[@H0NDAJET]

im not

[@DJ-ov2it]

he should have said "internets baldest music nerd" for this one

[@who_what]

Internet's bussyest music nerd

[@allroundlad]

He's a broken man, betrayed one too many times.

[@Cameronb.1026]

“inbred royalty”. anthony fantano you complete me

[@tim.noonan]

it’s redundant, but only in meaning not in gravitas

[@leaveitorsinkit242]

Was he referring to Hasburg Jaw? 😂

[@cheskaarana6097]

The horny police is coming.

[@ProdJakera]

fantano, everyone knows mr clean is the hottest bald guy

[@deborahwilkerson7388]

but does he have the thighs

[@PianuReeves]

mr. clean's been a hot bald man for decades, anthony's point still stands

[@feetpics3785]

I don't believe you if you say you have never masturbated to Mr.clean at least once in your life.

[@zackzallie8735]

but does he like MBDTF tho?

[@dustyyshellz1320]

The homosexual tension in this one keeps me going

[@herkuskaminskas1409]

Homiesexual

[@HiHungryIamDad]

i imagine Anthony just sends raw videos where he's rambling about nonsense to his editor 💀 editor is the real MVP

[@connorvanhelsing4768]

Never thought about this. No script, no structure or music, just go

[@Croc.]

💀 💀 💀 💯

[@nadirbaitsaleem7270]

Editing was actually going crazy this video, so many good additions

[@allroundlad]

He does have a hand in editing, it's basically like him approving and if something is missing that he wanted, he'll cut it back in. The rest of the mundane stuff the editor handles.

[@jacobdonnelly27]

I'm worried that Melon not winning this prestigious award will force him to grow a full head of hair due to deep depression.

[@flyingpiggie979]

Anthony with a full head of hair would be like a killer whale with a flaccid dorsal fin.

[@Vikdeb25502]

His hair was something lol

[@somedudeok1451]

This comment made me curious what he'd look like with hair. I'm usually a guy who wants to see old photos of people who are rocking domes now and I was about to say that Anthony probably looked pretty good with hair. But then I decided to ask Google first and yeah, Anthony has found his style. Lol.

[@angusdope828]

Fantano is literally Luigi with Mario's body

[@colbeblack]

anthony you're my favorite bald guy

[@te9591]

Rock Johnson?

[@Dudenamedsar]

No he isn’t

[@themroc8231]

I will never forgive you for making me imagine Pitbull's moustache on my neck. Not cool, man.

[@revan13134]

Him literally having the pizza hut logo on his face when he talks about growing his mustache had me dying

[@Xndest]

Anthony Fantano

[@connorsexsmith6414]

Internet's busiest music nerd

[@Ilovekanyewest711]

Anthony Fantano

[@Tgatx1996]

Yes

[@swaglordthe1th597]

The best teeth in the game

[@ApplzAndHoney]

And it’s time for a review of the new Justin Bieber album: Purpose

[@CrabSully]

I'll never unsee the Pizza Hut logo

[@NYCreature]

Seeing Johnny Sins on a KZbin thumbnail set off my fight or flight.

[@BOAYang]

I’m mad that this wasn’t the Johnny sins interview that I’ve been asking for.

[@kevinhernadez4237]

Quality content from melon as always. But Melon will always be my fave bald person

[@letsgotomarsman]

He’s not bald tho. It’s buzzed. Can clearly see hair and hairline

[@ey3z4ya]

@@letsgotomarsman that's fuzz

[@b_ail1999]

He can’t even be bald correctly.

[@dootlime4400]

i thought this title was “worlds baldest bald guy” for a second and this is so funny to me for no reason

[@i.math05]

great to hear that fantano actually inspired jpegmafia to make BALD!

[@matthewjury4385]

Fantano's sex appeal is undeniable

[@Skatche]

If you open the floodgate of new blood, Northernlion might give you a run for your money. I mean, between melon and egg I'm voting melon, but not everyone swings that way.

[@jackowe9431]

+2

[@JohannSebastianSpock]

Now that's a tough choice

[@radomane]

Many people are saying this

[@user-uy2hu1uh5d]

another sad example of bald on bald attack

[@andrewnicon]

I can't imagine being bald, honestly I feel like I'd rather lose my legs than my hair. At least then I might inspire people instead of just bumming them out.

[@SpeedDemon908]

Well Professor X lost both and he founded the x men

[@Nestoras_Zogopoulos]

meanwhile uses a bald characters pfp.

[@kg7219]

Long hair is kinda my thing and girls love it but if I start going bald I’m shaving it all off goin all in. It’s abt vibes and the way u carry urself more than anything 😌

[@andrewnicon]

@@kg7219 cool bro

[@NULLWOODD]

THE DUDE IN THE THUMBNAIL LOOKS LIKE MY MATH TEACHER HELP

[@thestraydog]

Yeah I swear that's the same guy I keep seeing leave my apartment building... Maintenance man, my ass!

[@operationd--msday]

Pressed on this by accident to hear your rant out loud lmfao, you actually caught me off guard this time.

[@davidjones8047]

You know it's a serious video when it doesn't end with "forever"

[@freeduhkidd9190]

In all honesty, Jpegmafia got snubbed. This man has done so much to represent the bald community by giving them an anthem that showcases a fiery pride of baldness.

[@hachikos]

but he isn’t bald anymore LOL

[@tylerburton__]

“One of the inbred royalty guys” Anthony fuckin woke up and chose violence😂😂

[@VCiPz]

Anthony Fantano vs Simon Miller

[@MarioJeremiahSolis956]

Anthony not getting sexiest bald man and making a video about it right when nicky minaj makes a video about not winning a grammy is a little suspicious melon

[@Irquiois]

We, the Baldom (tm) should all just acquiesce and hand the award to Northernlion. The man regularly *breaks* his jeans, and that was even before he started his Peloton arc.

[@bnobston]

Love the acquiesce

[@punkuke]

I've never found anything less relatable than people not only thinking Prince Whoever and Vin Diesel are attractive, but thinking they're so attractive that they're the sexiest bald men of the year. Who are these people??

[@larissabrglum3856]

If I had to guess who is widely considered the sexiest bald man, I'd guess Dwayne Johnson.

[@punkuke]

@@larissabrglum3856 Yeah I'd agree with that, he is quite attractive (imo)

[@theuncrediblehaak]

Yeah, Prince William hasn’t even embraced his baldness. He clings to that tiny bit of fluff on top like his life depends on it.

[@WarmLoveOnToast]

Right?! Throughout this video I was thinking, who did they ask?? Because I don't think it was women.

[@DKF_oli]

The same freaks who voted Blake Shelton sexiest man alive a few years back, probably. Dude looks like an ogre. I’ll never forget how stunned I was.

[@jacobbunea3131]

Pitbull in the corner just wishing someone whips out a kodak

[@somedudeok1451]

I'm really really REALLY glad they chose Vin Diesel over Pit Bull. Just really glad about that.

[@phillipbell4394]

Vin Diesel over the Rock is actually wild though.

[@wareagle415]

This finally made me subscribe. Hot bald men unite. Shave all heads.

[@danielvlach5449]

Someone needs to tell Fantano he isnt even bald.

[@DKF_oli]

Right I get the meme or whatever. But the man fully has an entire haircut.

[@icedcapplord710]

I aspire to be as multifaceted as Johnny Sins. Guys a doctor, an army vet, a plumber, a stepbrother, a high school student, probably God too at this point Nobody like him honestly

[@ibfreely8952]

An army vet, i.e. taking care of the horses?

[@mmmanutd]

Sorry Melon man, that's Peggy and only Peggy

[@carsonlundgren7703]

Peggy is the cutest in the game.

[@Grimwinn]

Dwayne the Rock Johnson's bald-smile brand is strong because i thought that guy in the thumbnail was honestly him

[@its_elkku135]

I hope Pizza Hut is paying good money for that mustache

[@pixel.palate]

Shout out to Northernlion for being such an iconic sex symbol. That's all I gotta say

[@VolvagiasBlaze]

Johnny Sins was dropped from the "sexy bald man" rankings when he turned into a crypto bro

[@SEmme-ov6yy]

Ugh crypto bros are the worst 🤮

[@LlyodLlwelleyn]

Wait until Fantano discovers the Rock

[@ryansweatshirt_]

johnny sins isn’t an astronaut

[@franklingoodwin]

Melon is really having a bad year. First he lost his "best teeth in the game"title and now this. I'm sure not even another vegan cookie recipe from Drake can make up for all the Ls Anthony is taking

[@APairOfOldSkoolVans]

Seth Everman doesn’t upload enough to be the better bald music KZbin man

[@figentertainment]

Fantano's bald head has the crisp like a 5 o'clock shadow on a face. It's only complimented by his stache. This phase of his life we're seeing him become even more comfortable with his body type. We appreciate the thigh approach as this is a top quality of beef boys. The other "men" on this list are of no comparison. Fantano's wardrobe isn't extensive but he doesn't need it. He works with what he has, which shows that his attraction goes past materialism. After years of watching this channel, Fantano is a strong 9 to a light 10. Would smash.

[@nate9361]

I love how that if Anthony didn't have glasses but contacts he probably wouldn't be doing this bit. Major player.

[@donflo3]

No mention of Mr Clean? He mopped and paved the way for us bald men. As a cueball I’m ashamed for you.

[@seanwestbrook2071]

Main problem is your melon fuzz. It shows a clear presence of hair stil. Needs more shine

[@alanmichaeldill]

Hotthony Baldtano

[@hoenn6025]

Melon Johnny Sins Arc?

[@asharp2222]

Anthony Fantano talking about pornstar Johnny Sins. The internet broke.

[@MoteKinTrol]

Quite frankly, I wont stand for this.

[@iamgubbler95]

The correct answer is obviously Michael Chiklis

[@rogermontgomery5641]

anyone else pondering the state of the greatest teeths in the game right now.

[@derraumdeuter3671]

It's Freddie gibbs we all know it melon

[@TheRealBeatMaster]

This video gave me a feeling like there was some kind of plan to it...

[@goldsnafu]

your non music related videos are wayyyyy better than anything where you talk about music

[@wadekemmsies7180]

Colin Mochrie gets my vote

[@sirlayne1257]

The sexiest bald man is Master Roshi hands down

[@FLAGMACHINE11]

This reminds me of a 2009 - 2012 KZbin video in a good way

[@Thrill_Hou]

Fantano is disqualified He’s bald by choice, not by force.

[@Wstarlights]

Johnnythony Sinstano.

[@greypoupon2052]

I can't believe Fantano has been in my other favorite Internet videos this whole time

[@c00pdaddy65]

How is vinn the sexiest when Dwayne Johnson is still alive

[@blarghblargh]

I see your hallway. leaving the light on for the cat, are we?

[@sudo1500]

Sir Patrick Stewart did not play Poop in the 2017 iconic and revolutionary movie "The Emoji Movie" to see this day

[@OloffMusic]

That's not me.

[@philly_sports1558]

You got robbed, Anthony. Disgraceful.

[@Hype_Incarnate]

I like how he used johnny sins in the thumbnail.

[@azalago]

When George Costanza flew by I cackled.

[@briibross]

"2021, year of our Lord" Are we in the presence of a Dollop listener????

[@andrewschaefer8733]

The pizza hut logo IM DEAD 😂

[@papamilfz1565]

Time for a bald guys tier list

[@craaazylegsdavis]

You’re not bald enough, you need to get rid of the melon fuzz to be nominated Anthony

[@theuncrediblehaak]

Didn’t stop Prince Willy apparently

[@BernStoogin]

the fact jerryrigeverything isn't the winner every year is a crime against the concept.

[@slackstarfish8133]

Everybody knows Johnny Sins is the sexiest bald man

[@SEmme-ov6yy]

Nah, Anthony is

[@Profy00]

Freddie Gibbs is the hottest bald man alive by far

[@Pizzastealingninja]

Damn, no wonder you're the internet's busiest music nerd when you're also a doctor, astronaut, firefighter, pizza delivery man, etc.

[@Thoma1100]

Unacceptable.

[@JohnDoe-vc5qb]

George Costanza and Larry David aren't bald, they're bald-ING.

[@cosmikronic9353]

Patrick Stewart was named Sexiest Man on TV [bald or otherwise] in 1992.

[@koeniging]

Interesting choice for Anthony to make an entire video about himself but I’m glad he’s feeling himself

[@drakejr8252]

No one is giving that to melon before Cal

[@MathcoreIndex]

*Ethan from Sunflo'er has entered the chat*

[@jimboslice7862]

Anthony, just because you wouldn't get executed for these opinions 500 years ago doesn't mean you can get away with it now

[@randomavenger3048]

In my country they did a meet between two Vin Diesel "look-alikes" saying for each of them that the other was the real Vin Diesel.

[@imperiallegionnaire8344]

Can't believe Moby didn't even make the list

[@AintFredoYou]

Drake is gonna shave his head just to win it and hold it over you

[@franksinatra594]

Drake the type of guy to shave his head just to win it and hold it over you

[@vepply]

may you be paid handsomely in accordance to the video published

[@yudhabagaskara98]

Honorable mentions: Erik Ten Hag

[@phillipmiller3076]

Fantano: Not really feeling this Drake album. Also Fantano: Prince William?! VIN DIESEL?!?!

[@khalilnelson5179]

BEen trying to get that bald bussy for years

[@SchlockGoblin]

friendly fire will not be tolerated!

[@brendanb2982]

I'm gonna shout out Dax Harwood for literally being Cal Chuchesta on steroids and being in one of the greatest tag teams in professional wrestling.

[@Sluggadome_Rotunda_Bernardson]

0:12 bro tried to smolder 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀