We never left (Balatro)

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[@notasnail4733]

Right leaners:

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[@chadmocephus]

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[@zacw6059]

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[@BoffaG1]

25:38 me when I'm in an alternate dimension where Medusa turns people into metal and I want to die because of the circumstances

[@justingarcia6047]

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[@Jgallstar1]

21:14 Me at the Ford dealership (I'm dyslexic)

[@quiteadept]

32:05 me when I'm a pyromaniac at the camping trip and they made me go sit in the van because I was getting too obsessed with poking the fire, but I found a cool lighter in the van to mess around with instead

[@ehak72]

me when my drunk friend gets kicked out of the bar and texts me asking where we are:

[@marvinafonso7713]

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[@ras0k]

13:50 me when I'm on the Apollo 13 crew on the first two days of the trip

[@Sebastian-nl1ug]

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[@Subsistence69]

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[@redwolfjo3_647]

11:43 me when I'm the band leader on the Titanic in James Cameron's Titanic in the final act

[@JaaaackP]

21:34 me when I rip my jeans on a night out (I thought they were my good ones)

[@x3lind5niper]

We’re balatro guys, of course we sus out which face down card is a queen and then immediately play it

[@jaimeaguirre3382]

One of the best recent episodes tbh. Choice making and general vibe output are trough the damn roof on this one

[@patrickp9110]

we're balatro guys of course we... idk man.. good morning everyone

[@_Bailamme_]

Good morning balatro Patrick

[@alecsims6038]

0:12 a wedding DJ explaining his fee

[@Lino797]

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[@TheMasterswordish]

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[@timm8o475]

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[@hisokai420]

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[@quietlyadulting]

Underrated comment, man is prob on some turntables that arent 1200s and a rotary mixer from the 80s no one has ever seen

[@WitherBro20]

6:52 when NL spends the whole fight popping useless planet cards just to sell a joker to pop campfire as a "necessity," then explaining immediately afterward how selling the planet cards would pop campfire had me fuming

[@ras0k]

12:12 me when the French teacher asks me if I've been practicing

[@fusionfall34]

Lol

[@donnie7897]

this is so good lol

[@justinwhitebread8977]

This is the golden age. Content is poppin 🎉

[@DrTrobridge]

NL has been in his golden age since roughly 2015 ngl

[@danielwinkler2891]

3:24 when aliens from Venus ask why Matt Damon's 2015 film the Martian had such notable box office success

[@tomwinkler3180]

Winkler in the wild

[@william14able]

Watching NL do the same mental gymnastics to justify the half joker and the queen that I did last night was satisfying.

[@cahootzx]

Me as a UPS logistics engineer figuring out the easiest way to cut down on package delivery times

[@Subsandsoda]

The mice hiding in my walls after I thought I caught them all:

[@group2gaming]

Watching the video after it's been out for it's exact runtime gang

[@superdog3293]

11:15 me when I'm a gay soviet leader

[@A_Lily_by_Another_Name]

GPS system informing delivery driver which maneuver will direct them 270⁰ clock-wise:

[@lucasrogan3426]

great run

[@redwolfjo3_647]

this vid has me pegged

[@fatrat5321]

When my friend gets possessed by the ghosts of multiple people and i need to find their bodies

[@jacobsims1175]

we're bala-third (maybe)

[@CrimsonUmbrella]

Pogged up

[@EclipseSystem]

we are so fucking back. not that we went anywhere!

[@quinsey9211]

every time he doesnt move his steels over in his hand I die a little

[@yoooooo__]

Your hilarious without realising it lmao love the vids north

[@redwolfjo3_647]

does he know?

[@davidalankaminski]

5:00 unusually usual run, the usual laughs we expect from NL

[@GoldenWeavile]

I’m a northern lion guy, of course I’m bricked up to ballatro

[@sebita4]

MMMMMM MAMA LIZ'S UPLOADED 1 MINUTE AGO OIL

[@yujiyujix]

hi tomo

[@djsharp5753]

Good boy

[@BigDLLC.]

8 ball- “we’re Elon musk guys, of course we give out mars planet cards”

[@mricognito8553]

bearded nl hits different

[@davidalankaminski]

17:09 he's locked in

[@skuddingomcwinters6119]

Yellow deck is my baby.

[@highelo4359]

Bro did not hit e

[@itz_me_2085]

Frictionless? Bro’s been watching Cody Ko

[@clara7026]

Pog

[@PenguinOnDopee]

Me when i'm 5 years old asking if we're there yet

[@evilduck5691]

Me when I'm not an ambi-turner

[@awesomeguysuncle]

We're Bala- first

[@Fummy007]

bro im dying for the dulls, where are the dulls??

[@someonefromsomewhere1009]

💪💪💪

[@Zelile]

one day NL will sell a planet that he doesnt use

[@Corromon0]

Yall see the roulette spinoff of balatro?

[@soviut303]

It hurt a little each time he played 3 of a kind instead of the upgraded pair.

[@Paranundrox]

Three of a kind means more draws for Queens so its not indefensible

[@GranolaBrick]

We’re balatro guys, of course we’re bad at balatro

[@kobold_sushi_executive_chef]

batro

[@emfarce]

Maybe if we dip the beta in chili oil, the patch will happen faster

[@stanellison2229]

the steel queen placed before non steel is making me type A

[@stanellison2229]

nvm he clocked it

[@quinsey9211]

@@stanellison2229 thank god, im halfway through the vid and losing my mind lol but im trying so hard to not type A hahaha

[@JaaaackP]

We’re parasocial Northernlion fans, of course we are friends in real life :)

[@UMAMITORA]

We’re Balatro guys of course we watch 12 hours after upload and right before passing out

[@benlaing4442]

Has he completed the no joker challenge as I watched some videos of him doing it but they seemed to stop??

[@Buffalax]

If he completes it he'll post it I'm sure.

[@benlaing4442]

Yea was not sure if I just missed it. The challenges have been good.

[@Ghozt5563]

no he's just recovering

[@niallruane7045]

Chips matter man - it’s fine having 20,000 mult, but when you are multiplying 45 it’s not going to pop like it could.

[@Duelism]

11:50 "We gotta play man, we gotta play" - blind gives no reward - no jokers benefit from playing - no vouchers benefit from playing DO you have to play, instead of taking the negative voucher that at least has a chance of being beneficial, unlike playing that blind?

[@boofinshmirtz]

can't wait to dip this video In summa MOMMA LIZ'S CHILI OIILLLLL

[@gigachad70707]

NL's video titles have been so poignantly profound, for real.

[@cook279]

We’re Balatro guys, of course we stopped playing Balatro weeks ago but still tune in.

[@Scarecrow2140]

Quitter

[@musoumiko4730]

17:35 when I'm a human being

[@yadamspiezer]

Fun fact: NL has literally never won a run without campfire.

[@sirthursday6159]

CORRECTION at 24:24 You don't hit e with campfire or vampire. I think this a big misconception of yours, and is a large downfall in the competitions you do. The only way to hit e is with exponential triggers (sock and buskin, hack, red seal, mime, baron, steel, glass, idol, ancient joker, bloodstone, triboulet, etc)

[@dimesfourcrimes]

3:24 me when somebody asks me what my non-binary friend's favorite planet is

[@NotQuietRight]

honest question, does anyone else simply hate Campfire? not because it slows down the game necessarily, but that it's just kind of...bad? better xMult exist

[@terinrichardson6061]

You’re crazy.

[@NotQuietRight]

@@terinrichardson6061 don't care didn't ask

[@Northtarctica]

You literally asked though

[@NotQuietRight]

@@Northtarctica don't talk to me

[@jakelink1482]

He has played this game 10 times or longer then me. It's his job. It's shameful how terrible this egg is at his job. I'm slightly upset with chat for not correcting him, but they don't get paid to do it, so I forgive them.

[@immortalresolve4143]

It's just a game bro

[@jakelink1482]

@@immortalresolve4143 For me it's like seeing someone wearing their shirt inside out and backwards. It's distracting. He's trying to say something, but I can't hear it because the man can't even put on a shirt properly.

[@nickgoesclick]

BALATRO BOIS RISE UP

[@scrambledsack]

19:17 me talking to Jeff Bezos

[@fxxemicha2995]

Honestly sell campfire