we now return to....... (PART 2)

a sequel to one of my most popular videos. enjoy!

[@nunyabidness5375]

The uncensored HBO Sesame Street is somehow less disturbing than the censored version, where Big Bird just stands there expressionless, emotionless and unaffected by furious analingus.

[@lizardguyNA]

It's called a rim job.

[@nunyabidness5375]

@@lizardguyNA T'WAS called a rim job, t'were.

[@slwalsh]

Hey, since Sesame St. is on HBO now, I think that’s a Family Guy Did It moment.

[@jaggerguth4391]

Simpsons did it. Simpsons did it.

[@MrPhantaze]

I never couldnt tell difference after having another look

[@r.washington9146]

Pretty sure I shouldn't have laughed at the Ethiopian hoarders lol lmmfao

[@exisgameplay]

2 newspapers and a cup

[@ronaldpagar6513]

What that means?

[@ohhmar1236]

@@ronaldpagar6513 they live with poverty

[@user-10021]

Nah you should

[@atinyhorse1455]

@@ohhmar1236 I won’t exactly call 2 newspapers and a cup “Poverty”. Man’s essentially richie rich

[@Tarrabyte]

I would legit watch an entire series called "DAMN NATURE YOU SCARY"

[@raiisleep]

Yea me too

[@thesleepiesthead]

Who wouldnt.

[@recapnerd2657]

Lol same 😂

[@elonmusk9697]

Can someone please explain to me what kind of sense the word legit in this sentence makes?

[@Tarrabyte]

@@elonmusk9697 seriously? Are you liking 4th grade or something?

[@jester4133]

Here in Germany we watch "Das ist gut!" 24 hours a day. And das ist gut!

[@yesty3473]

Pretzels! Das ist gut!

[@an0rmalp3rson70]

Das ist gut

[@Teddini]

@@yesty3473 Euthanasia on those that call Brezeln "pretzel", das ist gut!

[@bobayotte2940]

You Germans are a peaceful and loving people I hear, but even you have your limits.

[@stammishosaina5631]

I'm just dropping a comment

[@thunderchild2756]

The Home Alone with compitent robbers one is still gold lol 🤣👏🏻

[@ambi_cc8464]

Lmao kid just points out that he has a tarantula then just gets fucking shot in the head lol

[@kimbaldun]

That's home alone in real life

[@thesciencetalkers3578]

You're not a particularly competent speller.

[@thunderchild2756]

@@thesciencetalkers3578 I don't really care tbh

[@thesciencetalkers3578]

@@thunderchild2756 That doesn't surprise me.

[@zypalitra8080]

The David Lynch one's a classic. If David Lynch slid out of my chimney it'd be totally normal.

[@barrymccockinhur3817]

That’s the guy that runs the bar at stool bend

[@brycenwalker9272]

giggity

[@somkeshav4143]

I would unironically watch: Damn Nature, you scary!

[@evansayer6390]

You left out "we now return to: busy business lady whose life is missing something but she doesn't realize it because she's so busy with business"

[@zehtroid]

Otherwise known as 30 Rock.

[@nunyabidness5375]

That's in part one

[@burnerbaby26]

@@zehtroid LOL

[@ronaldverdegaal9078]

3:10 round table always killed me 😂

[@malin6951]

Well then who the hells been talkin this whole time?

[@lachlankeddie7]

That Ellen one aged well...

[@gustaviansyndrome2583]

Indeed.

[@derekmayers-louther]

@carl hartford she was mean but hey nobody is perfect lmO

[@ConquererThroughChrist92]

@@derekmayers-louther Nobody is perfect, but that doesn't excuse terrible behavior.

[@janelantestaverde2018]

Why? What happened?

[@cptndunsel2670]

@@derekmayers-louther That doesn't mean you shouldn't call people out for bad behavior.

[@CameronAPriest]

Feel like you missed an opportunity to name this video ‘we now return to: we now return to’

[@danielmgalhaes]

Yes lmao

[@williamafton2021]

“Don’t look away let the fear wash over you”

[@Mrgazeygams_Is_A_Tit]

Ofc william afton quotes that

[@ElValuador]

Captain Central America 🤣

[@arturbiel4600]

2:43 home alone but with competent robbers version (ngl they just avoided traps 2 times and shoot Kevin upstairs)

[@Sauce042]

Thank you for explaining it Im mute so I couldnt see it

[@USSCYT]

Honestly committing a murder for a small house robbery is not smart nor competent. You just got a major criminal charge.

[@LinV24]

You people that comment on these Family Guy compilations are retarded sometimes, like it's everywhere but especially on the family guy videos. You just state the obvious for some reason.

[@anoon-]

@@USSCYT Gonna go to prison if you are caught. Might as well remove witnesses (not advocating to go rob or murder, don't be stupid).

[@bonedude1286]

Three traps, actually. -Cars on the floor -Hot door handle -Ice in the basement

[@aksuskaani]

4:16 never fails to make me laugh

[@318rod.c]

LMFAO

[@randyjobst5335]

They really sped Norm up there. That’s like a 10 minute bit for him normally.

[@IAmCainne]

It was the "wes anderson's pan up, pan down french song, the end" for me 😂

[@clonemace]

2:42 "We now return to Home Alone, with competent robbers." LMFAOOO!!!

[@johnlongtonguenogagreflex827]

We now return to a person with no life value reading the comments while watching a family guy youtube video while typing its comment so it doesn’t feel left out :

[@bleepbloop3264]

you got me

[@asbjrn8822]

Bruh

[@jackmrsich3178]

Hahahahaha, glad I’m not That guy.

[@danielmgalhaes]

Damn mate you're scary

[@secretbaguette]

No life value? Pshaw.

[@SunniDae333]

I... Was not expecting that HBO Sesame Street...

[@Maw0]

Hello I got you a present! It's a like. Now did you leave a plate of chocolate and cheese out for me?

[@YouOpaOpa]

Norm was spot on!

[@sypheur27]

I still crack up when the japanese girl looks down her shirt and says “tiny everything”

[@soulassassin0g]

It's true tho. Asian girls are flat.

[@elliotpoco7539]

He was right about the "twas" thought. Also trans women are not women.

[@exisgameplay]

They were, what does that even mean? Twerem?? You mean twerem?? We’re out of time? I’m fired!

[@zohrakharkhour2916]

What scene

[@AlphaCrystal21]

@@zohrakharkhour2916 The second scene

[@devilfruitenjoyer2930]

What kinda rush are you in man

[@Henry-kz4gn]

He twas right.

[@emilypearson8449]

Imagine if Dee Bradley Baker was the tv announcer.

[@davidcortina9898]

The guy whos known for voicing various characters in Spongebob

[@donquixote44]

@@davidcortina9898 and like every animal in cartoons, the clones, and a shit ton of characters

[@davidcortina9898]

@@donquixote44 we know who he is

[@azizbanaga2844]

And Klaus from American dad

[@davidcortina9898]

@@azizbanaga2844 yup

[@BenE8844]

2:24. I’m pretty sure that in the censored version his face is just frowning.

[@lenney872]

Yup I noticed that too

[@JustinGamesJG]

It was pretty emotionless in the censored version

[@francescapaladini5763]

@@JustinGamesJG It was more funny in that way

[@SuperGangstera]

the norm macdonald part got me. Rest in Peace

[@christianparrish6647]

Amen

[@atlasguytinyproductions55]

that Home Alone joke was dark, yet hilarious

[@HipHopAn0n]

That Norm skit was classic

[@TheAnchorArmsChad]

0:28 Oh, love me some Norm McDonald

[@musics4me]

Jokes on you, I would want Ken instead

[@rileyalt1251]

Norm MacDonald is a national treasure, and even Family Guy had to do him justice.

[@jarednobrony789]

Wreck it Ralph 3, Ralph wrecks the toilet *Interesting*

[@Decatto1]

Interdimensional cable looks great!

[@SunniDae333]

I DON'T KNOW HOW IT GOT LIKE THIS 😭

[@BLACKMAMBA-og1lf]

It all started with adam and eve

[@jaggerguth4391]

And?

[@thesmpshow3805]

Guess Ralph Had Too Much Taco Bell

[@music-channel69]

6:00 "That was amazing, i think". Me on most videos:

[@In_The_80s]

Captain Central America! That was funny as hell and the best one so far.

[@mtoffo2275]

twas*

[@MonoCrowbo]

We now return to.. Everyone saying first.

[@bugs.nobunny]

"i will do anything to talk on tv" well said ellen

[@justapoet2794]

How the frick did FG of all shows predict Sesame Street would get picked up by HBO!?

[@bossfan49]

Norm- "I'm FIRED?!" 🤣

[@loudtaste1046]

3:39 😂

[@kimi_hoxha]

That Hellen reference was spot on

[@playoffdee]

It’s funny seeing grown people treat family guy like it’s supposed to be grey’s anatomy or something, family guy is a classic show 😂

[@Aztesticals]

It is at this point

[@playoffdee]

@@Aztesticals it’s not honestly

[@Aztesticals]

@@playoffdee idk. It feels like it's produced as cheap as general hospital on the quality of the writing anymore. Nothing that actually matters. No love in the art. Just beating a brutally raped and sodimized horse even further for the tiniest but of cheap chuckles every 5th or 6th episode

[@brandonskanesauthor]

"oh, I'm fired??" 😅😅

[@HTom-dn2vp]

0:58 that was actually funny 😂

[@cloudtem]

R.I.P Pacman who will be never played again in that arcade

[@gustavochavarria8161]

What are you talking about?

[@cloudtem]

@@gustavochavarria8161 if they die outside their game they don't come back

[@stephenswayze5953]

Rest in peace norm 😔

[@christianparrish6647]

Amen

[@Mrcharles.]

He was good as death now he is death. Sad.

[@OctacleEdits]

I don’t remember Big Bird having that facial expression in that scene - is this the uncut DVD version?

[@Maw0]

Glad I'm not alone on that. I remember him having a neutral face.

[@ralphso5567]

That was the uncensored version

[@Marjolein36]

Cutting in Line infront of Italians is the best 'We now return to'

[@markjosh1430]

Hello!👋sorry disturbing your privacy I was going true some comments before getting yours and I decided to say hi if you don’t mind can can we be friends?

[@walgreens6955]

That home alone thing was actually amazing

[@slacker2747]

The home alone part 🤣

[@unclecreepy4185]

I could binge watch a whole season of Das! Ist! Gut!

[@KdubbleYT]

That norm one was spot on

[@unrealisticdiversity6427]

"Tiny everything!" *looks down shirt*

[@tomanycooks]

that norm part was spot on

[@monkeseeaction21987]

Honestly Ethiopian hoarder is one of my favorite jokes.

[@ZbJeeBies]

4:17 is me whenever my sister opens her mouth to say anything

[@ihabsmolpp]

*Now we return to Ethiopian Hoarders* I should have not laughed at that

[@kattokastro6969]

the last one, was actually amazing

[@moonywormtailpadfootandprongs]

rocky dennis the menace 😂

[@RibbonVintageGirl]

BRUH THE WES ANDERSON ONE THOOOOO 🤣🤣🤣

[@Montesama314]

"Don't look away. Let the fear wash over you!"

[@screweduptx512]

That Kermit the frog bit was funny

[@destroyerblackdragon]

I wish Norm still played Death.

[@ranelgallardo7031]

Now he actually met him

[@hunterd.4170]

I love this guy! hes my favorite guy in the show!

[@christianparrish6647]

Are you frickin filming us right now?!

[@billt8504]

There was a nature program on back in the 1990's called "The Trials of Life: Hunting and Escaping". I remember one review: "there's a whole lot of hunting and not much escaping." This was the closest we ever got to "Nature, You Scary!" Alas, too many whiny protestors and not enough people wanting to see blood and gore (as in, low ratings) and the TV show didn't last long. No way would this show air in today's PC environment.

[@psychedelicfright85]

PC comes and goes.

[@Leopoldshark]

That sounds more like Fast Animals, Slow Children

[@OctacleEdits]

We still miss you, Norm McDonald!

[@keith5127]

The Wes Anderson one lmao

[@doodlecharmz]

Lmfao on poor Pac Man dying 🤣🤣🤣🤣💀

[@940steel]

god i wish i could get tickets to that show

[@krishnakanodia9194]

Ethiopian hoarder ! I died 😂😂

[@WowieZowie123]

im going to hell for laughing at the ethiopian one

[@Marjolein36]

Rest In Peace, Norm MacDonald

[@ArchieMcGeoch]

The Family Guy universe has an amazing range of TV programs.

[@MoonlitRose101]

I would totally watch that nature doc tho

[@georgemartin5980]

OMG Norm Macdonald RIP was that really him voicing himself, because that nails it.

[@christianparrish6647]

Mmhm

[@robashton8606]

_"Nom_ nom-nom-nom-nom-nom! _Nom_ nom-nom-nom-nom-nom!"

[@fannysmackers1054]

this is too funny!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[@ricardo.compere8504]

2:34 i can't unhear bubble's

[@wolfgamingnetwork3542]

DAMN YOU

[@purpleglitterladette]

The comedian one 🤣

[@user-34678dsslo]

0:06 POV you and your family stay at an African hotel and when someone walks in, the bellhop says this.

[@davidcortina9898]

0:06 We Now Return to.... The LEGO Movie 3: The Billion Brick Race

[@MarkTheMadMan]

Tiny everything 😂😂

[@junifanta8447]

holy shit he returned

[@joermnyc]

Ralph dropped a ghost in the toilet.

[@AgentMacklinFBI]

Is that actually Norm? If not great impression

[@MrCreepjo]

Hey it's Norm the Genie.

[@vikramsarangan18]

RIP Norm McDonald😭

[@MrEOM41]

🗣 Damn nature you scary! 😟

[@bobayotte2940]

I do love the Japanese everything is small cut.

[@agoosecalledxaro6679]

Wow that was amazing I think.

[@Duel53]

3:15 I could watch this show all day.

[@HugoBaesJr]

Wow.... that was amazing, I think.

[@sdg131]

I would love that round table episode

[@Agegamingchannel]

Wreck it Ralph 3 Ralph breaks the toilet

[@killergoose3436]

3:53 I am unashamed I recognize max Charles from the lion guard me and my little cousin watched it all the time

[@_helenadesousa]

PLZZZ WHEN THE JAPANESE GIRL LOOKED IN HER SHIRT 😭

[@tankcat5178]

can you make a best of joe swanson video pls

[@KicksPregnantWomen]

the real pechur grorfin