We Tried Painting Without Brushes

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#ColdOnes #Painting #Art

[@coldones]

Follow our new drink on Instagram, or we will do something. ⚠ instagram.com/drinkgrog

[@HenryIsBoredd]

Hehe

[@Vickysqueeze]

Gay ones

[@tr0m]

cold ones 2

[@Vickysqueeze]

Do gay cold ones

[@skrumpo]

finally. gog

[@TacoKat]

Chad biting the banana to turn the stem into a fibrous brush made me realize he does infact have a brain, it's just wired in a very peculiar way.

[@Free.zen.]

His brain is wired exactly like a monkey’s

[@tsrenis]

he's wired like ooga booga cave paint man

[@tutucation]

It's funny because it sounds exactly like a description of autism, which he says probably has

[@n00bF0Sh0]

it's the touch of the 'tism

[@CreatureVision]

he’s not traditional in his intellectual style but it’s there

[@BabsOfEao]

Petition to make a limited edition can of Grog with Max's painting as the label

[@Samuel-xs2yv]

They should both paint a version

[@astronxmical.]

Or make a limited drop of 2023 custom painted cans, randomly placed in orders of Grog.

[@issacdrd]

@@Samuel-xs2yvwith them both wearing those upside down glasses

[@ilikevideos4868]

Yes!!!

[@momerathsoutgabe-mt1gc]

A single can with that would probably net them like 10k if they auctioned it off. I could see some crazy fan going that far. Maybe they could make it a charity event. Buy our fucked can and win a cold ones package with merch and bs like that. Publicity for their grog and channel, helping charity out, and a win for a fan. Maybe instead of an auction, it could be a contest. Enter once with 5 bucks, submit cold ones art, community votes. Idk. Something like that would be cool.

[@amandacraig4379]

Chad needing brown every single round is killing me lmaoo

[@ethanchaotic]

i went back and rewatched the vid after reading this comment and holy fuck its so funny when you realize this fact

[@TheDeviIDogg]

Chad was told how to make brown but still thought black and white made brown. This is like watching a security cam of a preschool on art day

[@nathan-qcueparsons268]

Your editor deserves a lifetime supply of Grog for their creativity.

[@jessejean40]

Stg. The edits stay amazing.

[@itsOZone]

@georgexander7170 whats he doing now?

[@bigbeefscorcho]

@georgexander7170there’s someone new? :0

[@geraldineyorarou2221]

It's twomad

[@redmist6630]

or gamersupps cuz not everyone is an balding alcoholic

[@GoldenYaldabaoth]

Max had a roller, but didn't use it to sabotage Chad's painting. What a considerate fella.

[@mattbob8725]

I was wishing he would use that to just completely black out chads canvas lol

[@ArnoldsKtm]

To be fair, he did have boxing gloves on

[@derMemory]

He 100% forgot about it

[@anglosaxiphone8246]

Max also had a blowdryer to dry his paint fast. Poor fellows flunked moddle school art class

[@turntupmongoose]

when they switched i was like "oh chad's fucked" and then he didn't use the roller lmaoo

[@IIStone]

This was actually so fun to watch. Darcy's choices or handicaps and bonus's were so well thought out.

[@latrellpetite5681]

chad nailing max with the painting was fucking great. Love how sincere he was. Genuinley didnt neann to hurt him. True bros

[@tacofluffy1507]

Glad to see the fellas being completely normal, actively contributing members of society! I sure hope they don't use any silly methods of painting in this one

[@shadeyboi2556]

Spoiler alert: They do paint a completely normal painting, in fact it is so good it sit among the greats such as the Mona Lisa, Starry Night, and the one with the farmer and his wife (I don’t know the name)

[@BoredTime101]

Hur hur hur no one has ever read this bit in KZbin comments before

[@rhythmgamer2940]

Hmmm idk man

[@pablofawkes2841]

@@shadeyboi2556 The farmer one is called American Gothic. The woman is his daughter, not his wife.

[@orangutanman2470]

they contribute to society by keeping me sane

[@heathwatkins7809]

Darcy's acting as the phrase "aw hell nah" was incredible.

[@GokieReal]

Facts 😂🤣

[@IrisXen]

Seriously it was funny but it got so annoying he said it literally anytime anything happened for like the entire video 😭

[@Ten_Thousand_Locusts]

It was so dumb and so annoying yet it made me laugh harder every time he said it lmao.

[@Neymarinet]

they all up in spunch bob shit

[@Ten_Thousand_Locusts]

Man this is easily one of the best cold ones episodes yet, it doesn't claim the throne from the "fanmail mouth blood episode" but it's up there. Also Darcy saying "oh hell nah" every five seconds was such a dumb gag, but it made me laugh harder every time he said it.

[@coctilecrocodile1293]

This comment deserves more likes

[@FiestyCheese]

I knew seeing the original title for this was going to change. I took a picture of it so I can have my brain fall apart over and over again trying to read it

[@jacobwatson523]

What was it

[@FiestyCheese]

@@jacobwatson523 it was We Painted Completely Normally, but letters were upside down and backwards somehow randomly through out the whole thing

[@Patrick.Weightman]

The canvas falling over is such a simple gag but holy fuck if that wasn't the hardest I've laughed in months

[@Freyii]

Chad really did Gogh in for that Garfield painting.

[@mikayla_collie]

i live in a van

[@Stevenasty]

With a banana!

[@latenightnut]

Vincen Van Grog

[@Ten_Thousand_Locusts]

That's not how you pronounce Van Gogh, just saying.

[@wowland6873]

@@Ten_Thousand_Locusts vinecon van gog

[@aileenmorbach4139]

I love Darcy’s way to control himself is saying "awh hell na" he makes me laugh so much!!

[@hannahpg13]

It's like Darcy heard the phrase "oh hell naw" for the first time right before filming LMAO

[@asw1546we]

Chad legit nailed that Garfield.

[@buffnipz]

I would proudly display it on my wall

[@Gothdollyqueen]

Along with Max’s forehead

[@DeenHoward]

​@@Gothdollyqueen*foreskin

[@BStarkey21]

Take a shot every time Darcy says “Aw hell nah”

[@IrisXen]

Liver failure

[@BStarkey21]

@@IrisXen Aw hell nah (I’m an alcoholic so I’ll be ok)

[@SwaazieBlompkin]

Icarly intro was lit

[@D413373R]

The more i watch Chad throwing his painting at Max @24:56 the funnier it gets 😂😭🤣... poor Max ahahahaha

[@Tiltigo]

Chad actually getting worried that he hurt max at the end was adorable

[@piropie6618]

Chad has been in worse situations so he knows how much it hurts, hell he got his ass on fire once for a bit

[@Angels510]

I mean he’s shown it multiple times but Chad is low-key the responsible one. He stresses about cleanliness, doesn’t live in Pokémon themed filth and cuts Max off when he’s clearly wasted.

[@fupatrash]

​@@piropie6618he also was hit by howtobasic in the head and was in pain n crying 😂

[@Busternuts]

The Australia is especially strong with this one

[@CaptainCooter]

yes

[@zase1997]

this cold one you may say

[@MC96-]

Austria too since they're painting

[@furiousdestroyer2.050]

Austrian paintrr

[@kula_lala]

Australia doesn't exist.

[@AnyaRosa]

Doplex's editing never fails. Amazing editor!

[@Bigmanawesome]

these two little fella’s always put a smile on my face!

[@gamedragon6424]

I think one of them is a big fella but alr

[@SupremeShuckle]

What about Darcy

[@deathcart4446]

​@@SupremeShuckleMedium fella

[@thmshfstd]

Look at that little fella

[@raaaaaaayden]

The paint/art related episodes really restore my will to live

[@beeflurker6296]

Gotta love the super Nintendo Aladin music and prize wheel

[@mattycb3]

The two previous painting videos are my favorite on the channel, but this one tops both of them easily. Darcy is the best addition to the crew since the inception of cold ones ❤❤❤

[@yourestillhere8162]

This was the cold ones intro I never knew I needed, please make this a continuing thing, just cold ones spin-offs every new vid

[@woofnuggiez]

I agree

[@dgboh]

Need more of them

[@sebastianbjorkman4273]

I love how the editor commits that hard to their throw away comments

[@woofnuggiez]

@@sebastianbjorkman4273 Idk if I'm just having a stroke or something but I don't understand your comment lol.

[@sebastianbjorkman4273]

@@woofnuggiez maybe idk. I meant that I love how chad randomly just goes "yo editor make us a icarly intro" and editor delivers fully commited

[@AtticusGrim]

I really like this show. It's got a character in it. He's an egg, he's got sunglasses on.

[@ho0t0w1]

lookit this lil fella... 🥚

[@tannerpayne4384]

They must have amnesia they forgot I’m him

[@flyingfoxy101]

only the real ones remember upside down title and thumbnail

[@squidlover7615]

I felt so bad for Max at the very end, lmfao you guys are nuts

[@lunarliv4804]

Man the editing in these is always top notch, there's always something that gets me like the scene transition through chad's ripped pant ass. Just throwing in extra goofs to spice things up even more.

[@user-tq7uv9rs1e]

I love it so much :D

[@snoopatrupa]

I love when cold ones fills me up with their warm gooey content

[@Mopter21]

Bruh

[@menukaramanayake6786]

Sus...

[@snoiper-bp9vf]

🤨

[@Andrew..J]

Warm content all over our faces

[@bigboi8327]

Ah hel nah

[@begny]

Max hyping up Chad's painting at 5:15 makes my day everytime I watch this video.

[@_Not.all.RC_]

nooooo ʎllɐɯɹoN ʎlǝʇǝldɯoƆ pǝʇuᴉɐԀ ǝM. the og thumbnail looked so good lmao,

[@Doge_Elohim]

The ultimate compliment, "Chad, did you really paint that?"

[@Ten_Thousand_Locusts]

Lol fr, he must really have been practicing, that Garfield was lit asf and his Obama was really good too.

[@TheOfficialNightLite]

More of these challenges please, comedy gold. And they're actually pretty good, the herbert and the garfield one's were great hahahaha

[@natumdraco3314]

The "oh hell naw" by Darcy for some reason gets me every time

[@matswag8831]

i was really high when i saw this in my notifs but i swear the title was uspide down originally

[@zosocox]

As a long time ColdOnes, Max, and Chad from Joji fan we really need more of this. This could be a series in itself.

[@thebrad1134]

It's awesome to see how much better of an artist Chad has become from comparing the newer art videos to the older art videos.

[@InspectahReese]

Whenever they play with paint there is always a point at which Chad says something to the effect of “don’t get any in my hair” then Max takes that as a challenge 😂 18:36

[@jeanebambus7103]

I‘m so ridiculously in love with Scott

[@adriannacancel5592]

editors thank u for toning it down slightly i feel like u have figured out the perfect balance it was really nice to watch and u placed ur jokes so nicely

[@oynlengeymer2434]

huh? editors have always been on point. if its more or less its always been funny. Never found it too much.

[@baylietrout7888]

yes!

[@4nd4s]

@@oynlengeymer2434same, the more editing the better imo

[@jesse_phillips]

Different bloke edited this one - absolutely nailed it, this is the standard the others should be aiming for

[@adriannacancel5592]

@@oynlengeymer2434 there were some people talking about how it takes away from the vid quality when its edited so much but i find every video they put out to be funny regardless this one was just the right amount of overstimulating

[@camthehorrorfan]

I love how Max eating a paint-dipped banana doesn't even phase me anymore, lol the man's a champ

[@cement3900]

The editing just keeps getting better for every video!

[@johnb3937]

I love the SNES aladdin bonus reel inclusion. Getting some nostalgia with todays video!

[@viciifit7556]

This has to be for sure, one of the best episodes. I just love these 2 fellas. They really make my day! And always get me a real laughter, to shine up my day!!

[@user-tq7uv9rs1e]

bless you, have a good day!

[@MisadventurousKipp]

First episode in a while where you can tell the boys are having fun being rascals.

[@psychobillynumbnuts1]

It's always these game ones that are the best

[@philipshumway9943]

Indeed. I noticed it right at the start :) it’s good to see

[@raficoorey]

are you saying they werent having fun in previous episodes???

[@21petergriffin420]

Till Max got pelted in the head with Chad’s canvas

[@Ten_Thousand_Locusts]

​@@21petergriffin420it's called taking one for the team

[@Doroalebarn]

Chad almost unliving Max was gold 😂😂 Stay safe pleaseeeeee ❤

[@-Jake]

20:58 hahahah Max getting hit with the finger guillotine of mega death was so funny

[@johanmalmstrom8612]

No one gonna mention Chad's absolute trickshot of a throw?

[@multii.vision]

take a shot every time darcy says “oh hell naw”

[@DEATHCORESHAWTY]

intro went hard, 11/10

[@chickncz]

I have a hard time like honestly laughing at videos lately, something must be like really funny to make me even laugh a bit. I'm going through some depression period of my life i guess, but you guys make me laugh in every video you put up. Thanks lads, you're legends. 🔥

[@_bladzzzz4224]

we seriously need a canvas falling counter for this video

[@MusicForHourss]

I loved Darcy as the spinning wheel

[@Thy_Nel]

been dealing with ptsd and depression real bad lately but this made me laugh so fucking hard

[@ahhh6328]

I hope things get better for you! Hopefully the power of coldones keeps you comforted👊

[@JasperRebornCDJM]

Man, the production budget for these videos has shot up so much since making Grog. Grog truly is one of the drinks of all time.

[@gaarakabuto1]

Honestly given the nature of Max and Chad, an iCarly opening has crazy potential.

[@McSpicyYT]

Cold One's never fails to devolve into chaos.

[@D-Man_Jam]

best episode in a year by far

[@Koney_hony]

They should start and open an art gallery with their art pieces

[@fahrup1247]

Deadly twister vibes love it

[@VIVIENNE-xe2et]

Max is just over there wiggling and giggling and Chad just bludgeons him with frostbourn

[@Joe-sv4wz]

real ones saw the upside down title (ngl it went hard)

[@shootie5764]

I can’t appreciate more how creative everybody on this team is. good work gentlemen.

[@IrisXen]

Except Darcy (he lives and breathes as the phrase "oh hell nah" he is one phrase personified)

[@strife255]

That throw at the end I'm dying, so sorry Max 😂

[@The_Bickle]

Darcy saying. "ahh hell nahh", has to be a fucking .mp4 file, that shit was hilarious

[@smurfs744]

christ why did chad eating a banana get me more than any of the old cake videos

[@XenXenOfficial]

0:34 "SoO WonDeRfUULL..... eughh... 😩"

[@Eebysneeby]

Oh boy I’m so excited to watch Cold Ones while I eat my dinner 😼

[@Typingwithpaws]

glad you guys are offering the paintings up to patreons! some of them are pretty bloody good/funny!

[@theophanyy5698]

18:08 Chao garden another certified classic

[@konsta6367]

Thank god they're painting completely normally

[@VinluvAntonHandesbukia]

1:00 you can tell Chad directly asked for and personally planned this gag out

[@NAWKtoons]

Max destroyed frostmourn, and the painting of frostmourn destroyed maxs skull. We've truly come full circle.

[@I_cant_sneed]

glad im still able to watch this without youtube blocking everything

[@Tele.gram-..coldonesYT]

(Hi you got yourself something special HMU)

[@vaylantz_enjoyer]

Good to see Chad has recovered from his SNAIDS

[@luierdaneenpamper3877]

🙏

[@mulipola10]

snake aids?

[@luierdaneenpamper3877]

@@mulipola10 snake aids.

[@astroboi1764]

Has Chad been practicing his art skills?

[@chadgamer6942]

Scam below

[@Gaba_Ghoul]

Hello, I am scam

[@benjaminmyers4117]

Chad got robbed that first one. I was pretty impressed

[@TheRadkid1]

This one didn't feel so over-edited like the last video. Keep it up, yo

[@d.a9806]

What? The first painting was ten minutes and they cut it down to 50 seconds lol. Theyre still over editing like mad.

[@taigarl9840]

​@@d.a9806i dont think he meant that

[@TheRadkid1]

@@d.a9806 that's... not overediting. Overediting is when you add nonsensical shit over your footage. Like the last video, there was an extreme overabundance of random sound effects and cutaways to short 3D edits and, in my opinion, way too many moving parts. This can have the effect of replacing the content that was there, padding for time, or an attempt to make the content seem more interesting than it actually is. What you're describing, is good editing. Taking those sections that were considered boring by the editor, and cutting it out.

[@jesse_phillips]

Hard agree - good stuff Doplex

[@boooyaaababy651]

Havent laughed this hard in a long while. Thanks guys

[@chrisgallagher4179]

I feel like the editors get a lot of credit but not enough. Always killing it

[@silenceaikillyou]

Chad just casually throwing his painting at Maxs skull

[@lydia3832]

Weird asf that Max did the Joker out of nowhere bc I’m gonna dress up as the joker specifically that one for Halloween this year wtf

[@selenazc]

The paint 🎨 episodes are the best! Editing on this is top tier!

[@GhostiMelo]

Finally living the real auzzie way by being upside down

[@elkyerone]

that intro is the best thing i've seen in a while

[@eggsamillion]

One of the funniest Cold Ones episodes you've done in a while. You guys should consider making an obstacle course, I'm sure that would make for a great video. Watching them try to do normal things drunk with challenges is hilarious.

[@Wolfstar26]

this was so fucking good, i laughed so hard

[@XxBruh2xX]

Alternet title: chaos and hell unleashed while painting

[@ynb_de]

Watch y’all’s vids everyday when I drink only way I enjoy drinkin

[@paulschmidtobreick3977]

Such a strong Video, there was so much work put into it and I appreciate that deeply! Keep up the fun and drawing battles, greetings from Germany

[@lordveemo8525]

The intro was a masterpiece

[@diediedice]

I had a dream that Max was playing Luigis Mansion on my switch and then an aussie spider that looked like a crab came crawling through the door that turned into a naked man

[@zachzackzak]

Actually kind of sweet how Max kept asking Chad for help

[@TheNerdArmory]

Chads artistic skill POPPED OFF this episode. Why is he suddenly really good. Like... Some of the fans would buy those for real to have in their house because they ARE ACTUALLY GOOD.

[@skrupellosernarr825]

The filming set is kept really clean after such episodes xD