We Play A Game Of "Would You Rather"

Join us in this fun episode as we play a game of “Would You Rather.” We dive into a whirlwind of outrageous scenarios spanning travel, bodily functions, hygiene, love, food, and beyond. Get ready for a wild ride of tough choices and unexpected revelations.
Episode Overview:
1:30 - Travel vs eat for free?
2:15 - Stuck on ski lift vs elevator?
3:15 - Clogged toilet on first date or job?
4:45 - Eat cow tongue or octopus?
6:45 - Change the past or see the future?
9:15 - Meet your ancestors or great great grandchildren?
13:15 - Know how vs when you die?
15:40 - Give up brushing teeth or hair?
19:15 - Find passion or love?
21:45 - Lose smell or taste?
23:30 - Disappoint your family or make enough to live?*
25:00 - Give up sex or food?
27:15 - Would you rather have an affair or be cheated on?
28:15 - Hands for feet or feet for hands?
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[@lynnemac1402]

Love how when you talked about pooping Bella dropped her head down lol x That is such a wonderful thought Jazz to go back in time for your great grandparents.

[@johnrichardcleland4493]

I am also of BLACKFOOT Heritage and so many children were taken away from their families never to be seen or heard of again put into the "RESIDENTIAL SCHOOLS" died there or were put into the "custody of the state", adopted out never to know their true identity making it almost impossible to track. It is only now we are learning of the mistreatment of so many.

[@neilmitchelhill9388]

This happened a lot in Australia too with the Aboriginals

[@moogleslam]

I'm only ~6 minutes in, but I swear, with every video/podcast, you two become more and more natural and spontaneous, and it's such a joy to watch

[@jennifercaceres632]

Im starting to understand how the love of and for a dog like yours trumps the dog hair and dirt that gets all over the place.....The way Bella put her paw on your heart

[@carolynhaywood7701]

As I have lost all of my family other than my wonderful dog Coco, I would go back into the past so I could say all the things I wanted to say before it was too late. I could never cheat on someone I loved, for me any cheating would end the relationship. A great podcast gals.❤❤

[@sweetsugarjones]

Awwww. Maybe you could write some letters to the other side, if you’re comfortable with that sort of thing? I like to mail mine by throwing them off bridges and cliffs but before I found out it was environmentally harmful I used to tie them to helium filled balloons. 🎈

[@kimberlykelly7280]

We really enjoyed this podcast!!! Could you tell us where you got your couch? It looks so comfy!!!

[@AndrewJohnson149]

Crystal reminds me so much of a young Meg Ryan! Great episode guys!! Thanks

[@deboraalderman465]

Exactly! I've thought the same thing! Same mouth and smile!

[@iamjustastranger]

You just made me sleep better now. I was thinking about it for weeks why her face looks so familiar. Yes, because of Meg Ryan.

[@pattiargoff3824]

Hey! This is a little off topic, but in this and in past videos you mentioned ticks.... if you were to get some chickens they could really help out. They eat all sorts of bugs (including ticks!). If you don't eat the eggs, you could always sell them. Their poop is great for the garden as well.

[@marie-clairelacroix1737]

Tried the brush-floss-brush routine, best feeling ever🎉

[@tereasawynot1688]

Hey Neighbors! We kinda sorta met once when we were walking our 4 beagles and you drove past us. Our dogs saw Izzy and Bella and went crazy trying to drag us down the road to catch you lol I was laughing so hard they almost succeeded. 😂 We only recently learned of your youtube channel from other neighbors. As long as there isn't too much snow to drive through we are at the cabin all seasons and we have snowmobiles as an option when its too deep for a truck. We spent the Christmas holidays there last year. Here's the answers to the questions I remember: We currently don't travel but if it was free perhaps we would become travelers. Our current lifestyle would scream Free Food :) I would choose cow tongue since I grew up on a small farm and have eaten it before. I dont think I could eat Octopus. I'd rather see the future. I'd rather know how I die. I'd rather give up brushing my hair. I could still wash it so it would be clean, just not styled. Not being able to brush my teeth would be gross. I lost both sense of smell and taste when I had covid and it was terrible. If I had to choose to lose one I'd choose taste. When I couldn't smell, cooking and baking was a nightmare so the food would taste terrible anyway. I'd rather meet my great great grandchildren. ** we had at least 30 dragon flies at our cabin last weekend. I think they were feasting on the insects. One settled on a deck post next to me for a while. They were fun to watch.

[@happyashley4085]

Loving this episode already and the updates to the cabin!!!

[@vanwivespackchat]

Thanks thanks :):)

[@deboraalderman465]

YOU two are my favorite new pastime! So glad I found you! Thank you youtube!

[@cindystevison5720]

Great conversation and very thought provoking because I’ve been researching with my 82 y.o. Father. Our family ancestors from Poland. My great grandmother came on a boat from Poland in early 1900s to Ellis Island by herself at 17. She didn’t speak English. She did have a older brother in America. It’s been really exciting for us. I love the Herstory about women in our family. I even found the church she married my great grandfather in 1911 st. Joseph Roman Catholic Church 10843 Sutphin Blvd, South Jamaica, NY. They raised their 10 kids there. We even found my grandfather used several AKA first and last names. The stories they could tell me would definitely be exciting. My wife and I love y’all! Keep enjoying life!!❤

[@libbybertrand9320]

Can you talk about the wildfires in your area of Canada and how it affected you or your neighbors? I am so glad to know that you are both okay! We had 2-3 days of intense smoke in Rochester, NY USA because of the fires in Quebec.

[@SirCarlosMusicBMI]

🎉🎉🎉 so many great questions and answers. You two are so CUTE 🥰 Blessings,Carlos ✝️🙏❤️😊🇺🇸

[@jackhamilton6591]

Great episode. The questions and answers are very thought provoking. 😘😘🐾🐾

[@amyfu2047]

Cow tongue is actually very tender. Tastes like regular beef. When I was a kid my dad cooked one and wouldn’t let us leave the table until we tried it. It was actually pretty good.

[@TerryLandry-i2t]

Hit it out of the park again. Fun to watch

[@taylorslade961]

Kiki's Delivery Service is one of my FAVORITE movies. I love it so much. Ghibli films in general are some of my faves. Finish Kiki and then watch Howl's Moving Castle. You will not regret it. 💜💜💜💜

[@debraanneclark2188]

Love your podcasts they are always full of fun and weird conversations but also full of interesting content, it is what I love about you both. ❤

[@jeffr2855]

So cool to see your place looking like a home rather than an old, worn out cabin where you started. Walls and doors look really good!

[@JulieDaniel-g5e]

I came here to say cow tongue is yummy! “Lengua” the Spanish way to say it. Tacos de Lengua are so yummy!! The meat is not dense, it’s so soft and tender. I recommend you try it, at least once, for sure!!

[@tamiespe4164]

All the Ghibli studio movies! I love Kiki and Howl’s Moving Castle!! Uggg@ticks!!! Earwax 😬 😂

[@PatrickPoet]

I'm glad y'all still mention Lee even though it hurts a bit.

[@vanwivespackchat]

Always yes

[@thecjlife7682]

talks about clogging toilets 😂😂. You both should've tried cow tongue tacos in Mexico or least heard about them. Never heard of the blackfoot tribe, sounds super interesting. 25:05 so much for a family channel lol. Great video 👍

[@SirCarlosMusicBMI]

🎉🎉🎉 I love watching your older videos 💥❗️ You kids are awesome 👏👏👏👏👏❗️ Tons of love and respect from Paso Robles, California, Carlos

[@wallykramer7566]

What a fun headspace! Safe and revealing!

[@sarahj54321]

Loved this one y’all! Made me think so much about what I’d want… great podcast ❤

[@solavie8269]

Time😂😂😂😂 Love you ladies- 3 weeks of no stomach food? 😂. Affair- if someone was with another person-be honest- I have experienced asking people to be honest and they weren’t. Love you both!!

[@mintymoore6054]

Your both so funny, I didnt stop smiling, thank you x

[@michaelwilliams7481]

How do you do it? Who would believe answering questions like that could be interesting. The answer is I just love hearing you both talk. It's your personalities. Love from Mike. ❤❤

[@rhondadodson3396]

Y'all will never be able to have another burger without laughing lol I know I will think of that question everytime I have a burger lol I'd rather have smell if something smells bad I can't eat it. My Dad would call me his lil bloodhound lol Great episode sending love to you all! ❤

[@williecollins5833]

What a fab setup ,it's like we came to visit on another couch having fun chats,luvels you two loads x

[@gordonwallin2368]

Nice fun episode. Cheers from the Pacific West Coast of Canada.

[@jimblack8027]

I am 73 with a great grandson who is 10. It is actually conceivable that I could meet a great great grandchild. :)

[@jluecking5596]

The dark hair rocks on ya, Jazz!

[@sonomacountyrealestate-lor2546]

I’m team brush-floss-brush too…plus add a last step with a waterpik. Game changer 😎

[@stephenreese5921]

It is a joy to listen to you both!

[@wildtom20031]

I had a cousin that didn't have a sense of smell and he had no sense of taste because of it. Smell and taste are totally connected

[@brentpilgrim4692]

My brother in law lost his sense of taste and smell years ago, unfortunately it turns out that was of his diagnosis of Parkinson. Hopefully this isn't true in his case.

[@wildtom20031]

Sorry to hear about your brother. My cousin was born without a sense of smell

[@Sophie-kn3gh]

My dad can’t smell (broke his nose too many times). Thankfully he can still taste but it is somewhat diminished

[@tammy6992]

So I’m sure you’re doing the blood work to get some relatives

[@Noname-cn4ly]

I am 65 and I have not been able to smell or taste for almost 30 years …..it sucks! 😞

[@OldEarthWisdom]

I have found creative ways to travel for free or even got paid to do it. When the dentist in the US told me how much it would cost to fix the tooth I was having trouble with I figured out that I could fly to India with a 1-week stopover in Dubai and stay 1 month in India AND get the tooth fixed and fly back to the US with a one-week stopover in Singapore for less than getting the tooth fixed in the US. When I wanted to explore the Great Barrier Reef in Australia I decided to work as an acupuncturist on a cruise ship. That is an officer's job so I had a private room and free food cooked to my vegan liking. I got to see Figi and Tahiti and Papua New Guinea and a bunch of other countries. I just figured out how to fly round-trip to Peru to see Machu Picchu for only $225 and stay free for as long as want with a vegan household. That is practically free!!! Oh yeah. I traveled and stayed on Easter Island for a month in exchange for teaching a rich 10-year-old some English. 42 countries under my belt. Hummm... I really want to explore Iceland. I wonder how I will do this!!!!

[@jimmyjenkins9240]

This was interesting and quite hilarious. I tried to choose on each ‘would you rather’, and it wasn’t easy. I listened to the podcast while grocery shopping. I was smiling the whole time and laughed out loud more than once. I got some funny looks and a couple of people even smiled back at me. Which brand toothpaste do you use?

[@mrsstern323]

My grandma is 87 and she has 8 great great grandchildren 💜

[@KateOliviaIreland]

Sweet Friends, I so enjoyed this episode. Be Blessed.

[@sheilapenney9085]

The question on “would you rather have feet for hands or hands for feet” made me think of this nugget of information- Did you know that if your nose runs and your feet smell, you are built up side down?😂😂 😂 Great podcast-as usual! Have an awesome week “Leader’s of the pack”

[@berniesenske994]

Loved the podcast ladies; very entertaining. It's fun to make my choice along with you. And Jazmyn is right; take it from a guy wearing dentures....BRUSH YOUR TEETH....lol. Now I have a would you rather for you two. Would you rather give me a hug and make me happy 😃, or not and make me sad 😒...lol. Either way, love you ladies. Looking forward to future podcasts and of course, you cabin videos. Bernie ❤

[@toddprokipchuk304]

Amazing loved it all !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[@EugeniaSoares]

This episode was so cool. Just you know, usually when we loose the sense of smell, it will affect the taste. ;-)

[@ericallan1373]

You guys are the best… I love this game!

[@vanwivespackchat]

We love playing with y’all

[@carolyngrotaers4454]

Always full of entertainment, ladies. I look forward to your next video. 😀

[@dominikbenz8349]

Amazing Video ( Podcast ) Love it pretty beautiful stunning Queens can Not wait looking forward all day ❤

[@JohnnyC10071959]

These two are just so cool. I love them.

[@nicothenatural]

00:42 The FIRST thing I do every day is drink water. I don't even get out of bed before my first drink 😂

[@stargazer7644]

Speaking as someone who has lost almost all sense of smell, smell is far more important than taste. Most of what most people think of as taste is actually smell. For me butter drenched pancakes are completely tasteless and just slightly salty now. The entire "flavor" of butter is actually detected by your nose. Foods to me now are almost entirely about texture. I prefer very peppery foods as I can still taste that. I don't really enjoy food anymore without smell. Smell is of course important in other things. Bad smells are usually about intensity. Strong smells are bad smells. Well, guess what the only things I can still smell are? Strong smells. Though not all strong smells. Strong bleach is odorless to me. I can only tell it is there when cleaning because my eyes start to water and burn. Other smells have changed character because I can only smell part of them. Gasoline might smell like almonds, for example. Smells are tied very strongly to memory. I can remember vivdly what a summer day after a rain storm smells like, or being outside on the beach, but I've not smelled either in decades. My world is a smaller place without smell.

[@rayfreeman2305]

Your podcasts are fantastic, I am so happy that you started doing this.

[@solavie8269]

My kids… my passion. Art feeds me. Being away from the public to be at home taking care of my plants, cook, being present with who I live with.., better than working for $.

[@larajackson7506]

I would not want to change the past even through all the stuff I went through, due to the fact that now being through all that I was able to prepare and protect my children and give them a safe life and prepare them to hope for the best and prepare for the worse. I don't want to know the future because we are not to, but if I'd have to pick the future then I'd try and save whoever I can for whatever I know, that's just me! Thank you for sharing! Continued prayers and love for you all!❤😊😊

[@its_marc]

Loved this, please do it again soon x

[@Sammowrimo]

Love hanging out with you both ❤

[@karenwaugh2007]

Such a wonderful gift it would be for your Gram. 💕💕

[@gloriadavidson8599]

Really good enjoyable pod cast 😁😁😁😁😁

[@WanderingNature]

💜Waterpik I have one now, love it, in my repertoire, ever used Ceylon cinnamon to brush teeth it’s amazing!!!🌸💜

[@deedeew4040]

You two are delightful human beings. My answers to your questions would be the same as yours. Enjoyable blog.

[@emilyf4178]

I love Kiki’s delivery service! 😭❤️

[@sophiaisabellarose836]

Cow tongue is so yummy. Octopi … taste really good, but they are sooooooo smart and amazing beings, so … definitely cow tongue! Cow tongue makes great tasting broth!

[@vanwivespackchat]

Haha love your answer

[@Sophie-kn3gh]

Love it!

[@karenges2666]

I would rather change the past than see the future - especially since there has been something bad that happened to a family member that I could change and them never have to go through that.

[@aleta5873]

Hilarious hands/feet question.

[@aldohar6175]

I lost my wife of 39 years to breast cancer, it was the hardest thing to live through and I’ve lived through my own cancer battle. Enjoy your time together

[@finntrew9184]

Five minutes in and noticing you guys look goooorgeous here!! Must be the new window glow 🌟

[@MariettaEdgerly]

Great podcast 😊 Research natural tick repellent, a lot of them you can grow in your gardens.

[@rayfreeman2305]

Free travel would be great and there are definitely two things in my past that I would love to change.

[@keri-annward4921]

YES 🎉 Kikis Delivery Service. Also our sleepy time movie. Also, we named our puppy Kiki ❤ love love love

[@juliadaniels5396]

My grandfather is 92 and met my grand daughter...so his great great grandchild. It IS possible...or maybe he just answered YES to the question in a game in his future!!! LOL xoxo

[@courtneylowenthal5228]

Kiki's delivery service was and is my favorite Ghibli studios movie, that and howl's moving castle!

[@courtneylowenthal5228]

I would want to see the future, because instead of trying to change anything, I would be able to prepare myself for future hardships, so not fix things but prepare for them 😊

[@vanwivespackchat]

The best eh! We will have to watch howls moving castle :) love your answer for wyr

[@susannesundin9659]

Jaz and Crystal.. Loved it😂 I rather dont do would you rather😂❤ have a Nice sunny wensday. Big hug from Sweden ❤

[@ke4uyp]

Baking soda paste is an excellent natural toothpaste. It polishes your teeth and it is biodegradable. It definitely thoroughly cleans your teeth.

[@solavie8269]

Love Kiki’s Delivery Service. Watched it with my daughter when she was little and she had a black cat- now she’s an adult.

[@sharonK71]

This was so fun!

[@cmaas73]

I loved this!

[@Adornments4U]

The 1st rime I saw y'all on a random video, before I knew anything about you, I thought Jazz was Native, and Crystal looked like Marsha from the American tv show, " The Partrige Family" I kid y'all not.. 😊😊

[@karenwaugh2007]

Both for sure. Outsid and watch you two.

[@truthlovenow]

My teeth routine: brush, floss, rinse with alcohol-free mouthwash for at least 1 min. Repeat every night before bed. Kind of like yours!

[@davden965]

I watched part of a show once, where a group of friends were stuck on a ski lift. One of them tried to climb down to get help and fell and broke a leg. The smell of blood attracted a pack of wolves which ate the guy in front of his friends.

[@VinnieJo]

Loved the discussion! Would you rather fart loudly with no odor or fart a “silent killer” while on a date and you two were the only ones in the room?

[@solavie8269]

Hair… brushing teeth are integral to body health. Floss then brush- food out and shine….I have been trying natural tooth paste off and on for 30 years….

[@karencurtis6141]

Hey 🤗 any questions that include food😳…I’m in trouble… Loving the pod casts , could have listened to this a lot longer . Hope you enjoyed some sun. Take care xx xx

[@PatrickPoet]

At any Mexican food place you can get burritos with various meats including tongue. There's nothing weird about it. You simmer it for a few hours with spices, peel it, and slice it.

[@Selkirkwater]

I saw your lighting upgrades in your window-door episode. Well done!

[@butterflystargazer2079]

Travel for free, At Work, Octopus, Change the past, Ancestors, How i die, Stop Brushing My hair, Find My passion, Not Smell, Imma Disappoint Family, Give Up on Food(as long as i can still survive), Them Tell me, Hands For Feet, Busy, Listen to you outside!

[@dorothycooper1027]

I really like these chats..... im gettin to know u better!

[@kathyjohnston4441]

Hey ....😂WHAT A FUNNY PODCAST..THOUGHT THE QUESTIONS WERE GREAT !! YOU BOTH ARE SO FUNNY 😆 WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO BUILD NEXT WITH THE ORANGE LADY 😂😂😂...? LOVE THE WHITE WOOD IN YOUR LIVINGROOM.. SEE YOU NEXT TIME GAL PACKER...KATHY JOHNSTON ❤🌲🌲🌲🦋

[@VanessaChats]

I would rather get stuck in an elevator as I'm assuming the Ski Lift is in winter and detest the cold. Plus with a lift you could sleep or nap on the floor whilst you're waiting (or that's what I would do).

[@VanessaChats]

Clog the toilet on a first date. You can block/ghost that person after so there's that hahaha

[@niknoks6387]

We went to a hotel in Turkey, our room was Uber trendy. Our bathroom was just part of the room, the toilet had frosted glass which wasn’t that frosted, and the door didn’t fit down to the bottom or all the way to the top. I ,made my wife put earphones in, we have been together since 2002 and I still embarrassed! 🙄

[@meghantewksbury492]

This is such a fun podcast! Would you rather have never experienced vanlife or never experienced cabinlife?

[@mikemullay5622]

My wife and I have been married for 38 years and we still close the bathroom door for each other.

[@k.c.5498]

My mom used to make Ticker and Licker Salad …it was DELICIOUS!!! (it was beef tongue and heart meat)

[@deannarose2424]

i'd choose the free food over free travel cause im not use to traveling anyway so i dont know what im missing and i dont techincally need it but i do need food and often dont have food so i would definitely want to be able to eat anywhere for free.

[@niknoks6387]

I taught a kid with no arms, he wrote and even did cookery with us feet, so you would be surprised!

[@iantulloch2809]

Absolutely hilariously , How you can do this without losing it, 😂, Love these podcasts, Questions, Vanlife or Cabin life, 🌞💛🌈🌈🐕🐕

[@50spirithealer]

The clogged toilet actually happened to us! We’ve been married for 38 years and together 40! How about this one! You’re living with your partner who has major surgery and is in a body cast from his armpits to his knees. Totally unable to care for himself in ANY manner? You’ve been together for a year and there’s a 10+ year gap in your ages? My wife did! Refer to our 40 year relationship! As far as how or when you die, if you knew how you died, and it was an accident, you could avoid that situation. If you knew that it was from an illness, you’d probably take medical intervention to prevent that illness. Catch 22!

[@mannyg53]

Great questions

[@donnasheehan3703]

Love you two but gotta admit-- this is really an ‘ off the grid’ kinda evening with you! Lol