We Ranked our Top 5 Fast Food Burgers ft. Keith Habersberger

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[@LunaWho47]

I feel like Shane was intentionally left out of this video because they knew he would put a hot dog as his #1 and then he and Ryan would argue for 20 minutes over whether or not a hot dog is a sandwich.

[@pugburger5403]

it technically is but it's in a sub species of sandwiches

[@roguetheotter]

a hot dog is a taco.

[@mattbatesteacher]

Beat me to it. We might get a 3rd real list this time!

[@TheSugar9005]

No matter what the truth is this is my head canon

[@Lietuvis681]

Being a Chicagoan like Shane, he'd probably list Portillos hot dogs even though it's mostly concentrated in the Midwest just like he did when he picked Giordano's as his favorite pizza.

[@azuresquirrel]

Joyce calling a yumburger a "big titty goth bisexual gf" is exactly why I'm so happy whenever she guests in a video

[@gothicc6544]

She's so real

[@ukrose]

Always a great time when Joyce is on!!

[@thatgirl9532]

She’s such a favourite of mine. I wish I could be as confident as her, she don’t give no fucks.

[@jm2307]

She never disappoints!

[@daphneglasurus7886]

She’s precious

[@xndr3]

Joyce and Keith is such an unexpectedly great duo. I loved their energy as the episode went on 😭 Need to see more of them together

[@thatgirl9532]

If you haven’t been keeping up with try guys content… she’s been on their channel a number of times

[@plaster.art.ho3]

i found her too brash and annoying but lowkey chill

[@mayarosales09]

Joyce saying the Jollibee Yumburger's the "bisexual big titty goth girl" of burgers MASSACRED me 😂😂 Pinoy pride at its realest

[@slaughter-water]

joyce is this generation’s shakespeare with how she describes things i am so dead serious

[@teresa3567]

I totally agree. People try to claim it’s Taylor Swift, and it’s a little scary to say this online, but her lyrics are just so uninteresting to me.

[@katc2040]

Her lyrics are the mosr boring lol ​@@teresa3567

[@Catgolem]

Taylor Swift : OUT Joyce: In

[@sonicmoth8340]

@@teresa3567 as a fan of hers, you're right, and you SHOULD say it.

[@nyanturismo]

"Stop my heart-beat me up! Stop my bloodline!"

[@mariamediahere]

Shane’s not around bc he’s busy arguing w Drew Gooden in the parking lot about how oatmeal is a cereal… 😔😔😔

[@romywhite290]

And both of them are losing.

[@CaNTjOURnEeY87]

This is sarcasm right? Or like a euphemism

[@mistspren]

@@CaNTjOURnEeY87I mean it’s obviously a joke but idk if it qualifies as either of those?

[@Cass13lee]

Who is Drew Gooden?

[@venerandoalamaresjr.8910]

Well in reality, this was actually filmed days before his wedding

[@bookwormXXcooldude]

ryan talking about being a size queen while flanked on both sides by two towering individuals, looking like a bonafide tiny little guy, is content I didn't know I wanted from watcher, but damn did I need it ✊😔

[@strawberryheart9406]

OK I saw nobody else talking about this it was so funny 💀

[@witcherye]

kinda relatable

[@jaredboado3014]

"And add lockjaw mid mcgangbang" is very submissive and breedable sounding 😂😂

[@shinihernandez9985]

I am a simple girl, I see Joyce, I click. Our girlie here is the voice of this generation, no way I am ever skipping a video with her

[@AL_everythingoes]

it's so funny that joyce had to sub in for shane only for shane to subsequently sub in for steven 😭

[@lrose1310]

Steven has to sub for Joyce now

[@caseybeasley8633]

@@lrose1310 Build A Boo with Steven

[@peppersaltsman6044]

I don't know what to believe!

[@thatgirl9532]

Unfortunately Steven is quite busy being the CEO of this company/channel he has a lot to do. However he did say food content will be coming this year from him.

[@clairvaux8459]

I think they film ads separately so this is probably on the editors lol they're so funny for this

[@rabbit6546]

Saying I want to get lockjaw mid mcgangbang is surely a sentence of all time

[@MLangenbroome]

I have to apologize to Joyce because when first reading this comment I thought she had said it, but it was Beef Boy.

[@sarahkelly7991]

@mimslang to be fair that’s 100% something she would say lol

[@BOWNK]

@@MLangenbroome I love that we all assumed lmao

[@kai-ju]

As a non-american part of my enjoyment of this show comes from discovering just how many different chain fast food places there actually are there lol

[@colonelbipiy5702]

me too i can’t think of more than 3 burgers that i’ve had from fast food chains americas crazy

[@sadirasturdevant4128]

I honestly believe that it has a lot to do with how much we drive everywhere all the time

[@jessicataylor4720]

It seems like a lot, but when you consider that it takes 3 days to drive across the country, it makes a lot more sense. A lot of these companies are regional. There are no In-N-Out’s where I live. We also don’t have Jollibee or Del Taco. Some fast food places are bigger, more nationally known chains. Some are a lot smaller and only available in certain regions of the country.

[@witcherye]

I live in a region of brazil where we don't have many fast food chains either. I eat sandwiches from family cafeteria/restaurants

[@alex-fs9yt]

same! most of these chains (other than McDonalds and Burger King) are not available in my country

[@doctorklockwork]

Joyce coming in with the Big Yumburger proves that she is the true burgy connoisseur of the group. Shane would have no doubt had Culver’s on the list, which would have also been correct

[@wilderulz]

If there was anyone to replace Shane, i'm so glad that its Joyce. What a freaking treat!!

[@FatWitchFabulous]

I love Joyce! Glad to throw my support in for her as well!!

[@who_Is_faten_helmi]

I loooove Joyce too💙💙she's such a fun, chill girl, always funny, just herself unapologetically and gives the girls perspective on fast food and our meltdowns when eating it sometimes. Lol

[@crisencrypted_ytv]

yessss she's the best

[@ghintz2156]

Every time I hear Joyce talk I envision a dinosaur now.

[@MarcyTheKindaCoolWizard]

​@@ghintz2156How do i only now realize Joyce voices The Proffessor's mom!?

[@adriankerrison]

Shane's #1 was a turkey sandwich from a Chicago deli with two locations and they had to reshoot after Ryan swung the burger phone at him like a medieval flail. So, thank you Joyce!

[@MM-ys7uh]

you know a comment like this is on point when you can immediatly picture the scene in your head perfectly as if it was from an actual video lmao

[@Texassizedwin]

Nah, its absolutely a Culver's patty melt.

[@aqua0sisa0]

I have to agree with that Culver’s selection

[@MusicSavvy0419]

Words cannot describe how much I love Joyce: her energy, her descriptions, EVERYTHING. AND SHE LOVES JOLLIBEE?!? YAS

[@UVJorD]

Keith's list is full of classic, Joyce's list is pure delightful chaos, but I will NOT pretend Ryan's list isn't absolutely degenerate. Cmon man wtf do you mean "a 3x3"?? Joyce assessing him mentally over it is so correct. Size queen that he is,,,

[@ytknits4892]

Even in Shane’s absence, Ryan is constantly surrounded by people who make him look short

[@KingOfDoma]

Joyce makes him look like a grade schooler with a beard

[@Cass13lee]

😂

[@kogumasmommy]

Him in the middle with eyes wide open claiming himself as “a size queen” doesnt help

[@thatgirl9532]

He’s the where’s Waldo guy 😂

[@sierra4766]

He is our short/average height king

[@Ellejaygeek21]

Losing my mind over “you havent discovered yourself yet and theres a whole in your heart that you need to fill and i hope you figure that out” LMAO OVER A BURGER LIST IS SO FUNNY

[@reitoffy]

Love the dynamic of those three. Joyce brings the sass, Ryan the pure "Fight me" short king energy and Keith the chaotic Dad vibes

[@yaboi8947]

Joyce truly is a poet in the way she chose her list and how she captures the food’s true essence in her descriptions.

[@justinaug9879]

I was sad Shane wasn't there... Then I saw Joyce and felt better... Then saw Keith and was even happier.

[@HoneyxLime]

I always feel sad if Shane or Ryan aren’t on. I do literally adore both other people that were on. So much!!

[@flowerfloc]

this was filmed right before Shane his wedding.

[@linalu5881]

Riight! plus joyce minute even funnier and fun to watch

[@justinaug9879]

@@linalu5881 huge Joyce fan, agree 100%.

[@thatgirl9532]

Oh if you love Keith being on as a guest there’s others you will love in the next episodes

[@TheRibottoStudios]

Joyce just going full therapist on Ryan is hysterical cause RYAN those burgers are INSANE.

[@MarcyTheKindaCoolWizard]

Joyce learned Ryan's a size queen and she will NOT let him live it down

[@ruaoneill9050]

@@MarcyTheKindaCoolWizard No, she will only let him live it UP!!!

[@Yung_poundcake]

I was crying laughing at the mini therapy session 😂😂😂

[@alysondawnzzzzz]

Joyce needs to be permanently on Watcher like she’s here often but I need more Joyce in my life

[@thatgirl9532]

Try guys or watcher need to hire her she’s so entertaining and so many people love her

[@lauren-fy5wr]

when i worked at mcdonald’s, someone came through the drive-thru and asked for a mcgangbang and i was absolutely speechless bc i had no gd idea what they meant

[@TheTiffno]

Keith's list is classic. Ryan's list is nothing but meat. Joyce's list is eclectic. I'm lovin' it.

[@kelseyceleste7789]

As a Filipino bisexual who loves the aloha yumburger from Jollibee I appreciate Joyce calling it bisexual 😂

[@scarlettbat]

I love when Joyce psychoanalyzes Shane and Ryan, love u queen

[@T.Florenz]

Yes!!

[@marcusyee2211]

Ryan and Keith managed to make bonding over burgers scary 😂 this is the equivalent to sports fans going wild in the streets

[@lg-bts5006]

i'd like to believe the reason shane wasn't here to list is bc he would try to do something like say a grilled cheese is a burger and then also make it his #1

[@gothicc6544]

Tthis makes perfect sense actually lol

[@caitly]

I was almost missing Shayne's chaotic choices that he usually gives in this show but after Keith's lineup I think the chaos was still rightly represented in this episode

[@dprdenny]

shane's chaotic evil and keith is chaotic good

[@thatgirl9532]

There will be plenty more favourites that will appear on top 5 so excited!!

[@MrGamer9941]

I feel like Keith’s list wasn’t that chaotic honestly, Ryan felt more chaotic if we’re being real

[@MynahGtz]

Joyce reading their burger choices as a palm read it's revolutionary. I would defintly pay someone to read my burger choices and tell me about myself

[@melbapeach162]

Why am I, a vegan from the UK whose never even heard of half of these let alone tried one, SO entertained and invested. I believe in Keiths food opinions so much.

[@aliamello7878]

Never seen Ryan so happy in a Top 5 Beatdown. Shane come back and make Ryan question his life choices 😂

[@scarlettbat]

him and shane hugging about Denny's was close . . . but i agree he was even happier about this one!

[@Trevor-ej8sw]

The lack of Shane means no butter burger from Culver's which is a SIN but still good lists

[@sabrinamoore4861]

The butter burger is legitimately better than both Whataburger AND In N Out.

[@JujRosie]

I was just about to comment this! The butter burger from Culver’s is so great!

[@tiffany_johnson]

I can't believe we didn't have any midwest representation!

[@Trevor-ej8sw]

@@tiffany_johnson when Keith mentioned Chicago I thought there was a chance

[@elladansky607]

Joyce’s coke friend analogy was spot on tho

[@claudskal37]

Joyce and Keith are an UNTOUCHABLE duo

[@ferisera]

The way Ryan introduced Keith, it instantly reminded me of, "Keith Habersberger? Keith Habersnoberger."

[@andreamarie6501]

Still one of my favorite memes from the guys 😂

[@rebeccabehrens4472]

This was so funny! Was it Eugene that made that one?

[@ferisera]

@@rebeccabehrens4472 Yep! It was one of the quarantine competition challenges that they did. This has caused me to go rewatch that one video where Zach went all Lord of the Flies trying to track a fly...

[@madameevycat]

Goddammit, Eugene 😂😂😂

[@thatgirl9532]

@@rebeccabehrens4472It is always Eugene. He’s such a genius I can’t get over when he said “only cheaters do math…. Oh no no not in that way” that moment was so funny 🤣

[@erm2021]

culver's butterburger NEEDED to be mentioned, that burger slaps severely and is made to order 💕

[@michelledulin7214]

Shane would have had Culver's on there for sure!

[@thebarefoothobbit]

Yep Culver's would have been my #1

[@Leopur33]

Here to rep CULVERS!! How are you gonna talk about burgers without mentioning a Midwest restaurant? The Beef is local lol

[@renatab6938]

Shane absolutely would have mentioned it I can sense it as a fellow Chicago-lander

[@kristinmitchell1608]

AGREED 😭

[@athaya2992]

joyce getting emotional while defending her #1 and #2 is the best thing ever

[@abbywolffe4114]

As someone who took a field trip to In-N-Out in sixth grade because my teacher's son was the local manager, I can confirm that their ingredients are legitimately freshly sourced. If you don't know, they cut the potatoes right there using a big slicer so they're super fresh, and we got to put the potatoes in and make our own fries. Truly a righteous experience

[@GrubbyJim]

Co-host Joyce?! What a fucking amazing start to the season

[@iridescentsolace]

I literally screamed THATS MY QUEEN

[@FatWitchFabulous]

I love her!!!

[@thatgirl9532]

One of these companies should hire as an intern now that she left buzzfeed she’s so funny 🤣

[@lilpsyche6971]

I love how Ryan looks like a middle schooler sitting between his parents. He's so smol

[@francesleones4973]

Thank you, Joyce, for defending the Yumburger 😊 And her and Keith's chaotic energies were on point for this episode.

[@michaeltzul135]

All I learned this episode is we need KEITH and JOYCE in the next WATCHER episode!!!!!

[@KimbiW]

Joyce was such a great substitute for Shane. She still brought the controversy

[@calliope720]

Ryan's gonna need something to wash all that burger down, because the list is saying hungry but the delivery is giving thirst

[@T.Florenz]

His McGangBang moment had me in tears 😭

[@mrigaankamuch]

thank you keith for running around and forcing team watcher to give us a two second office tour

[@ccaiti1057]

Joyce brings the best energy to this show, would love to see more

[@user-uk5jl6vt9n]

Okay I was gonna be sad about Shane not being in a Top 5 Beatdown ep but I think Joyce is literally the only person that can immediately make it totally fine and good that he’s not here

[@justinfincher2385]

I have a feeling Shane wasn’t in this because his number 1 would be a chicken sandwich from a gas station or something. Then he would argue that they’re called chicken burgers in England.

[@BlackTigr]

I mean, at least from what I've seen in Canada, they call those frozen breaded chicken patties "chicken burgers" so sadly, he would have a point for that (I personally still don't count them tho). 😅

[@thespankmyfrank]

Chicken between burger bread is called a chicken burger in most places outside of the US afaik. The first time I heard "chicken sandwich" I was so confused cause I thought it was just chicken on toast. 😅

[@casskinderman47]

then do they call it a fish burger when theres fish between buns @@thespankmyfrank

[@hlf3769]

"I want to get lockjaw mid mcgangbang" is quite the sentence Ryan lol

[@CourtneyMinshall]

I absolutely love whenever we get WatcherxTryGuys content. The nostalgia gets too real

[@jaustenheroine]

As a fellow Californian, Ryan ranking shake shack and five guys over in n out felt SO disrespectful until he came back with it at #1 and all I gotta say is: real recognizes real.

[@davidgordon4429]

I legit felt betrayed, lol. Gotta appreciate the bookend. So nice, he listed it twice.😂

[@Ret_Chrogames]

Same!!! I was already printing my Cancel Ryan tshirts until he revealed his number 1! What a troll

[@kristigibson-cormier4726]

What about Tommy's Chili Cheese Burgers??

[@lakersouthpaw]

I knew he'd never let us down. Also it would be slightly psychotic to put a 3x3 over a double double.

[@TeekyTK]

I saw Joyce and screamed because omg I love her and her Top 5 episodes are my favorite. Then we get Keith!!!! What a combo *chef kiss*

[@kmco6063]

If my partner doesn't talk about me the way that Joyce talks about the Baconator then I don't want them.

[@qkun]

Keith shouting out the whopper Jr like he GETS IT , sometimes a regular whopper just feels like too much. The small ratio on the Jr honestly hits the spot when u least expect it

[@andrewbaker9966]

So nice that they finally got Grant O’Brien on this show

[@HotStrange]

That would be amazing

[@solla9486]

Always lovely to see that megawatt smile

[@HoneyxLime]

Oh LMAO

[@NekolatheDruid]

This made my week😂😂

[@thatgirl9532]

HAHAHAHA 😂 They really should get him and Keith on at the same time same video 🤣🤣

[@lilpsyche6971]

Joyce is always WORKING IT! I love the hair as always! And girl needs to share her skin care routine bc omg. FLAWLESS!!

[@28tayslater]

As a big titty goth bisexual, I respect Joyce's Yumburger and would defend it with my life.

[@Kringlebert]

Ryan acknowledging that Five Guys doesn't have a lot of flavor in their patties (because they don't season their damned meat!) is the truth I needed this morning.

[@raredischotline]

I miss Shane but the Joyce and Keith combo brought an addictive energy and I wish I could like this video 15 times for all your picks. And an extra large girthy and thick like for Ryan's size preferences.

[@aphroditeoceanangel]

Joyce is so naturally funny, and she always kills it with her outfits

[@eyeseajujubee]

I love how Ryan was bantering and arguing with Keith. Felt like Keith was channeling Shane energy. Joyce is iconic 🔥💖

[@katarinabush5390]

8:04 petition to have them do a car episode where they try all the burgers on these lists 😍

[@Marcario]

JOYCE MY BELOVED!!!!!

[@sierra4766]

All hail Queen Joyce🙌

[@earthwork68]

the 4 for 4 from wendys single handedly got me through college 😅 junior bacon cheeseburger, chicken nuggets, fries and a drink babyyyyy~

[@emilyjoann]

They don’t have the 4 for 4 anymore 😭

[@chatman4998]

@@emilyjoannthey do it’s the cheese burger 4 for 4 any other sandwich is the $5 biggie bag

[@cheonsazu]

Love that Ryan and Keith were just giving each other shit the whole time, while Joyce was truly just living her Queen life. Love her!

[@paigehannan8642]

Joyce is literally the best person on the watcher team she always brings the energy

[@theresayewnohoo6362]

Joyce is the only substitute for Shane that I will accept. 💗🌈🦄

[@linalu5881]

I love these three since their buzzfeed days Nice to see them all together

[@thatgirl9532]

2 more people from buzzfeed will also be on this season of top 5 beat down can’t wait!!

[@xibalba1am]

Joyce needs her own Watcher series PLSSSS

[@greggiefresh]

Jollibee Aloha Burger is awesome! Thank you Joyce for representing Jollibee!!!

[@dianab2428]

the fact that Keith's "*sigh* you're one of those people" wasn't commented on 😭 very much expected a "you look like a skittles guy" "the fuck's that supposed to mean" exchange. Edit: keith and ryan having the same 1&2 was insane tbh wasn't expecting that lmao

[@elviraramirez7170]

keith just running around the office is hilarious

[@lanamcco9715]

Joyce, Keith, and Ryan in one video ❤ we need more videos with this trio, the energy is unmatched!

[@rdm7212]

Joyce’s comparison of the shake shack burger to a coc girl is spot on.

[@groofay]

Joyce filling in for Shane, and Shane filling in for Steven. What a team.

[@justinebehlen3193]

I miss Shane but this is a great team.

[@alexandrafalbo4062]

Please consider doing an episode of weird wonderful world with Joyce, I bet that’d be a blast

[@T.Florenz]

This would be a dream!! 🙏🏻

[@joharhernandez-carr8504]

Listen, it warms my heart to know that the Double Del FINALLY got the respect it truly deserves. Such a slept on masterpiece of a fast food burger. 10/10 flawless episode for that alone.

[@SenorSchaffer]

Agreed on Del Taco. It's not even expensive either.

[@heyimsasa]

knowing ryan is an 8th filipino and he was railing on the yumburger the way he did, hurts. joyce is right. the yumburger slaps and their cheeseburger is better than any other fast food cheeseburger besides in-n-out.

[@gabbsiscool]

Ryan and Kieth’s second and first burgers being the same made me actually laugh

[@thatgirl9532]

Twinning 😂😂

[@PeanuttyBrownDaddy]

Love Joyce, especially since she gave the Yumburger (Jollibee) 2nd. Did not expect a yumburger from any of the 3.

[@jordanhawk9949]

The most unhinged episode yet, keep up the great work

[@95021105]

The energy of this group is stellar

[@unpostedletter]

JOYCE WITH THE JOLLIBEE YUMBURGER REPRESENTATION LFG WE LOVE A QUEEN 👑

[@roopkd]

What makes this even more special is the fact that the first ever Worth It episode was about burgers, which Steven and Kieth filmed together!

[@equilibrium_69]

I was waiting for Culver's to get mentioned. Glad to see that Jollibee's Big Yumburger mentioned, although I prefer their Aloha Champ because the bigger patty perfectly balances with the veggies and the pineapple.

[@LovelyIKnowx]

Fr fr shout out to the butterburger!!

[@queenTeigh]

Not surprised to see Culver's missing from the lists but I definitely think they deserve at least one top 5 spot Also RIP Shein Mayday

[@Thatsotaguy]

Was about to say, that deluxe burger or if you like something good but different Wisconsin melt

[@queenTeigh]

@@Thatsotaguy my go to is Dbl deluxe no tomato add ketchup

[@andreamarie6501]

They would have been Shane's number one, bet

[@doctaC07]

@@Thatsotaguy Deluxe add ketchup/mustard, or just a classic Butter Burger cheese with the works.

[@frankm.5505]

5: Whopper w/cheese - add jalapeno 4: Five Guys Grilled Cheese Bacon Burger 3: Jack in the Box Ultimate Bacon Cheeseburger 2: Mcdonald’s Big Mac 1: In-N-Out 3x3 - Animal Style, add chopped chili’s, pickles, and no lettuce(I love lettuce on my burgers, but In-N-Out has the worst lettuce in the game. It always has a ton of water that makes the burger drip everywhere because it’s not shredded and it just makes the burger lose a ton of flavor because they put so damn much too. I don’t need a half pound of watery unshredded iceberg lettuce on my burger haha).

[@cryptiddy]

I ask for lite lettuce. Also lite tomato helps with the excess juiciness

[@Wertsir]

If Ryan is ever in Washington he should check out a little chain called Katsu Burger. Its a Japanese-American fusion restaurant that uses Japanese style ingredients to cook American-style burgers. Each of their patties is easily twice as thick as the standard, and breaded in the Katsu style to give them that crunchy breading outside with soft tender meat inside. Their biggest burger is called the Mt. Fuji, it has 1 pork patty, 1 chicken patty, 1 beef patty, an egg, bacon, American cheese, cheddar cheese, pepperjack cheese, tomatoes, pickles, onions, jalapeños (if you want ‘em) and condiments. Unless you can unlatch your jaw like a snake there is a 100% chance that you will not be able to fit the full thing in your mouth, it’ll leave you struggling to fit it all like Piper Perri, but goddamn it will you try to hit that deepthroat because it is so fucking good that you’ll want to have as much if it inside you as quickly as you can. For those who aren’t consummate size queens, they do make smaller burgers as well. The Tokyo Tower scales down the Mt. Fuji to two patties, and the rest of the menu drops down to the more biteable (bur still very large) one patty burgers. My favorite of the single-patty ones is the Godzilla Attack, which in addition to having the coolest name is also their spiciest. I’m getting a bit distracted reminiscing, i just moved to another state and they only exist in washington so I’m jonesing for ‘em real hard. All y’all in the area make sure to show them some love, they’re very affordable, you won’t regret it. Not a sponsored comment, just a hungry one.

[@kitashinsukesricebag]

THESE LISTS ARE TOO GOOD.... THE DIVERSITY..THE RANGE

[@josemaria8177]

They didn't get Shane this episode because his favourite burger probably has oatmeal and it's only advertised on Today on NBC

[@kpturn42]

His number five is probably a Spider-Man 2 promotional tie-in burger from 2004 only offered at select McDonalds in Canada😂

[@colormeyellow]

The energy from this trio is so perfect for this beatdown. Bravooooo!

[@barrymoreblue]

There’s nothing like dipping your Wendy’s fries in your chocolate Frosty. ❤ Perfect balance of sweet and salty, hot and cold.

[@sullensleaze]

the yum burger is my white castle and mcdonalds, the nostalgia of my parents coming home and serving me and my sisters each an overly sweet yum burger, big bucket of spicy chickenjoy, and our own trays of filipino spaghetti. YOU DO NOT UNDERSTAND, i stand by yumburger being #2!

[@smrodan]

As an East Coast to West Coast transplant, my first In-N-Out burger was so good it was a revelation but then I heard that west coasters like to brag about how In-N-Out is overrated and "for tourists" which is why I genuinely appreciate LA boy Ryan being HONEST lol!

[@taylorkailie]

As a born-and-raised Californian, none of us locals should be saying IN-N-OUT is “for tourists.” We’re all eating it UP lmao, it’s appropriately rated and we’re all fans of it

[@Subsistence69]

In n Out is the actual GOAT

[@miyumixxx]

Although a Big Boy and an In-n-out burger are similar, HOLY GOD, the first time I tried In-N-Out I ate it for 3 days straight. I’m still disappointed there are none over here in the midwest.

[@alexandraovitt8649]

I grew up in a place where In-N-Out was everywhere, and although I did enjoy it, I didn't think it was significantly better than some other burgers. It is decent, but so are many others. Also, Joyce is right--the fries suck, especially the cheese fries. They are bland fries with some slices of cheese thrown on top that gets hard in like 30 seconds, so you just end up with a cold, weirdly textured glob. When I tried the cheese fries at Shake Shack, I was surprised by how good the cheese sauce was....but this was about burgers, so I digress. XD

[@rchla]

Top tier guests! Missed Shane but still laughed so much. Love Joyce and Keith

[@kalyguti24]

This might be controversial to say as a Texan, but I wish I could share the love for a Whataburger burger with those who can’t access it at least once.

[@kayleighmetz4363]

Moved from CA to Texas and back and that is the one thing I miss the absolute most! It’s hard to explain to people who have never had it lol. They just don’t get it!

[@blue_eyedfloozy]

No you’re so right, whataburger is a culinary experience that everyone outside the south should get to have once

[@camprisun]

i have never gotten so pumped over a number one reveal as i did when the baconator got her moment. i love you joyce