We Ranked Our Top Inedible Objects We Would Eat Ft. Kwesi James • Top 5 Beatdown

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[@thejonnycakes]

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[@saltandshiitakes7587]

23:30 “i know a guy” and the guy has been summoned!

[@SeeMeGo01946]

We are waiting on the video now Jonny!

[@Mountain_Biking_Vampire_Which]

As a black chaotic gays you and Kwesi are my favorite try guys🤡💅🏾

[@heavnknw]

JONNY

[@cutepiku]

LITERALLY just commented how this episode was made for you, lmfao

[@MorrowArt]

"what the fuck is this show" after listing a literal bicycle as an appetizer. incredible comedy lol.

[@somethingwitty1996]

I am 5 minutes into the episode, but already the vibes are: Shane: *speaks* Kwesi: I like your funny words, magic man.

[@Scrofar]

THIS IS EXACTLY IT

[@nerdypeachmango]

hahahahaha

[@jellygiraffe32]

Ryan's list: the people's list Shane's list: the weird list Kwesi's list: Kwesi's list

[@kerlyenai]

Man I love Kwesi but this was very strange.

[@neonblkhole]

I feel like he's just not who ever feels the urge to eat smth from a tactile standpoint so he was thinking more based on aesthetics lol

[@tabshiraz]

sea glass not being on this list is criminal. the colour, the texture, the inevitable crunch? delicious.

[@reneenalewako2223]

I imagine it’d be like jolly ranchers

[@rgoodfellow]

I think cuz it’s not man made maybe. But it’d be a great choice

[@pixlluv]

i just know it tastes like skittles or starbursts i NEED sea glass- especially FROSTED SEA GLASS???

[@basementdwellercosplay]

​@@rgoodfellow I mean it is made of glass but i can see an argument that since it only becomes sea glass cause of nature so it could go either way

[@channelofoxford2131]

didn't know what that was, looked it up, you're right

[@blueberrylemon1214]

Kwesi’s list is fine dining, Ryans list is fast food/ casual dining like In-N-Out, and Shanes list is an old school diner that serves bacon, pancakes, milkshakes, and day old microwaved coffee (in the best way possible)

[@421shordyyyy]

Exactly

[@tnpl_home]

All of Ryan's list is just candies

[@bunnyfabuloso6948]

I was thinking kwesi is bakery, ryan is candy shop, and shane is like experimental absinthe-cocktail bar 😂

[@blueberrylemon1214]

@@bunnyfabuloso6948😂😂😂

[@clairevamp]

Kwesi really brought the correct energy to this show

[@jekanyika]

Indeed

[@Gta-lg8se]

Best guest of the season. I do love Brian David Gilbert though

[@ThiccGirlFlex]

and advertisement

[@soairseruddy9658]

I literally was thinking this, ran to the comments and seen someone else thought the same thing

[@witcherye]

10:01 and 10:10 made me laugh so much 😂

[@HilaSketchCat]

every dnd player knows dice are the real forbidden snack

[@T.Florenz]

Idk if you watch Dimension 20, but the adventuring party got their DM some edible dice, and I immediately was like, that's genius!

[@jessegillette]

💯

[@_Moe]

​@@T.Florenz Eat. Your. Dice. Brennan!!

[@CJMGalaxy]

My college DM once jokingly put my friend's d6 in his mouth and accidentally swallowed. Truly the forbidden snack

[@DeadInside-ew8qb]

Not gummy things that should be gummy things

[@ShinigamiPyro]

Kwesi: what is this show??? Also Kwesi: I think I can have a little human on the side of my car as a treat

[@cryptidferrets]

5. orbeez (i know they taste like boba you wont trick me) 4. polly pocket clothes (the forbidden snack of my childhood) 3. DND dice (shaped like gushers) 2. a muppet (im not proud of this one but preferably beaker though id settle for gonzo) 1. a freshly blown glass sculpture where some of its hardened but you could still find hot bits and bite into it like a grilled cheese

[@hiVanderLinden]

POLLY POCKET CLOTHES! yesss this was literally the 2nd one I said when this episode started and I haven't seen anyone else say it 😂

[@perpetualsunshine6035]

POLLY POCKET CLOTHES ARE ON MY LIST TOO

[@sharleneswan1159]

I bet the hardened parts would be so good too though. Kinda like how the charred bits of a steak are extra flavorful????? Delicious

[@isabel5680]

Except for number 2, YES you’re so right in all of them

[@kelseysue1003]

This list is ELITE

[@JacobDeRose]

"You wouldn't eat a human" "Says who?" Kwesi's a real one

[@kailey_marler]

humans should’ve been on someone’s list

[@thespankmyfrank]

​@@kailey_marler I was gonna say they're not man made and then I realised that technically..... they are?

[@holdenshelley4613]

@@thespankmyfrankthe real problem is that humans *are* edible, it’s just illegal to eat them.

[@w1llowsmom]

@@holdenshelley4613 not if you’re named shauna shipman..

[@kb5806]

23:30 "I know a guy" Kwesi about to introduce Watcher to Johnnycakes

[@Shrekslover777]

I was thinking about Johnny the entire video

[@laurabeaty9588]

Johnny would have OPINIONS about this vid topic@@Shrekslover777

[@Val-ng9tn]

he's GOTTA 🤣

[@Elizabeth-ht7hd]

They met in the flaming skull phoning it in video

[@aibakaika]

Also thinking about Jonny while watching this episode lol it's time he made an appearance in Watcher HQ!

[@cyanjackson7689]

Kwesi is the one guest to really match or even exceed Shane's crazy ideas and energy 😂 like even Shane was weirded out by the Porsche

[@2clam4jam]

I feel like Shane’s list deserves a shoutout for being legible in the wide shots

[@tenielewilmot4512]

His handwriting brings me joy everytime

[@rowanmiller6035]

It should be a font type

[@finnopolis]

real, I love seeing what people's handwriting is like on this show and whether it fits them lol

[@thornyjail]

kwesi saying no to gasoline when he got a dang car on his list lol

[@groofay]

"You're a sick guy, and I like it" deserves to be the motto of this show.

[@JuanitaAristizabal]

My #1 thing would definitely be lava.... The color, the consistency... OMG. I wish I could.

[@Moondragon1821]

OMG YES! Didn't even think about lava. Windex has been pushed down to number 2.

[@laurenraubaugh9542]

I agree with lava but unfortunately it’s not man-made so doesn’t qualify for this list. Still… top-tier, haha. The perfect consistency.

[@Apothecartea]

Adding onto this, perhaps filling the man-made requirement, is polished obsidian. It’s so shiny and smooth

[@pencilfangs]

If there wasn't the "man-made" rule, I'd want to eat the Moon

[@darthsarah]

@@laurenraubaugh9542 I feel like molten glass kinda has the same vibes. I'd eat that.

[@gloriouschaosakamotherhood2140]

I love that Shane matches anyone's level and always jumps on board with their vibe... In like the most sincere genuine way possible 😂

[@mediocrio]

its the improv background

[@betsylang2366]

You could tell how much Ryan missed him during the middle episodes

[@af1saucy]

5. Foam house insulation 4. Cement flooring with a rubber sealant (it sometimes smells like cookie dough to me?) 3. Shaving cream 2. Pencil grips (the clear & sparkly ones) 1. Red hot melted glass

[@Heedy770]

very construction heavy!

[@etanesnil7072]

oh my gosh the pencil grips YES!!

[@itmedana]

pencil grips you get it

[@rgoodfellow]

Molten glass looks delicious. And the way it’s bite into that so unhinged…. Uh

[@JMP-s2p]

Yes molten glass! Excellent choice 👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽

[@threeleggedcat]

This whole episode I was thinking “they should just get Johnny to make these things as cake” and then Ryan says that someone should make the air force ones into cake, and Kwesi goes “I know a guy” and I was like yeah you do!!

[@bdink2605]

Polly pocket clothes. My personal number one because I would gobble those up 😂

[@etherealgirl394]

I put that in my list too!!! It seemed like it was made of cheese slices to me lol

[@l33sah]

Mine would be Betty Spaghetty.

[@strawberrycherrybaby]

Omgggg excellent take

[@xxcallmeniaxx3272]

Scrum-diddleie-yum

[@smam5548]

i immediately thought of those

[@ngoashly]

Kwesi’s list is luxury with rich/decadent vibes, Ryan’s list is 90s childhood with artificial candy tastes, Shane’s list is a noir crime with a crisp/gritty/crunchy flavor profile

[@peaceofpie94]

I LOVE that other people are coming to the same conclusion with the boys’ lists. Another comment said Kwesi’s was fine dining, Ryan’s was fast food, and Shane was diner food which so bizarrely matches up to your analogy 😆

[@blueberrylemon1214]

@@peaceofpie94that was me!! 😂😂😂 the boys never fail to serve their vibe in literally everything that they do 😭

[@lobsterlad7]

hear me out. nail polish in a little glass bottle. i have so many little bottles of nail polish and hearing them clack together is one of the most satisfying sounds in the world. i want to put those bottles in a bowl and sift them around with a spoon. and there's so many colours to choose from, but in my opinion a dark blue nail polish in a dark glass bottle looks the most delicious. it looks like a forbidden elixir given to me by a mysterious cloaked figure in a fairy tale. in my mind it'll be more clear and crisp than the waters in the arctic ocean.

[@mattcottrell3286]

YES

[@banzziinga]

idk if i should be worried or amazed with how passionately you talk about them nail polish

[@MeGirl191]

I tasted nail polish as a kid and it burned my tongue so bad 😅

[@cricketjuices]

I have never related to a youtube comment more in my entire life. are you single lmao (jk jk)

[@audrey8275]

I literally always thought this- how fun would it be to paint your teeth and nails with it and just lick it off? Always wanted to do that from the time that I was a kid.

[@thereAREtoomanyspirits]

is it just me or is kwesi like the second ever guest to actually *get* this show 😭 joyce is obviously the first

[@morgancoleman1457]

Kwesi has such natural chemistry with everyone that it literally didn't occur to me until the end of the video that he's usually on the Try Guys' channel and I've never seen him with Ryan and Shane before

[@erikbutton3552]

5. Stained Glass 4. Mechanical Keyboard 3. Leather Wallet 2. Thermometer 1. 12 Ft Home Depot Skeleton

[@saradeee]

King 👑

[@evilmissmunchkin]

You, friend, are a person of taste and culture

[@MSinger4472]

The skeleton 😂 yes!!

[@VividiVavidi_V]

Reverse attack on titan!

[@Pearlanoia]

Yes feed me mercury

[@OddOwlOut]

Kwesi enthusiastically shutting down Shane's offering of an out with, "I wanna stay in, baby!" is the best unhinged energy!

[@GracieM23]

“You wanna eat this bike” “Oh HELL yeah” I’m so ready this episode 🤣

[@popcorndenial]

5. Lava lamps 4. Colored glass (mosaics) 3. Styrofoam plates 2. Elmers glue 1. Packing Peanuts

[@kalleido]

so basically shane loves foods with crazy textures , ryan loves foods that are fun to eat that give you some kind of experience (like popping), and kwesi love soft n smooth foods (like mousse or pudding)

[@LilPurpleBat]

My List: 5. Bouncy balls 4. Wax melts 3. Jelly candles 2. Fabuloso 1. Orbeez (surprised Ryan didn’t have these on his list)

[@coley4242]

every time i use fabuloso i have to remind myself that its for cleaning and not forbidden juice

[@yeetyoot8111]

omg I also thought of those jelly candle things

[@arjc5714]

I bit through so many bouncy balls as a child. The weird grainy ones that didn’t bounce well actually have great mouth texture and basically split instantly at the seam. 😂😂😂

[@Anasyub]

fabuloso literally looks like grape juice glug glug

[@gregacen]

Orbeez was one of the first things I thought of, those always looked so delicious

[@KraftKloset]

5. Orbeez 4. Erasers 3. Kinetic Sand 2. Fake Grapes 1. Baby Teether Toys. One specifically: a colorful "O-ball"

[@h_tom10]

5. scrub daddy 4. cone shaped air refresher (the ones that you have to twist up and there’s squishy stuff inside) 3. windshield wiper fluid 2. rainbow foam from car washes 1. rubber straw

[@limpweasel9014]

Nooo I forgot about the rainbow foam at car washes that shit is the best

[@mad3lyn715]

this is the perfect list

[@whattheflameo]

Man as a kid I wanted to eat those air fresheners so badly. I still do tbh

[@tatesands]

I’m sensing a theme here

[@reneeadams6684]

Ohhh yes to those air freshener cones. When they're fresh they look so jelly

[@hannahlee1740]

Why is this such a specific, typically neurodivergent, niche and yet I’m not at all surprised by the fact that made the cut of top 5 topics😭 in fact I’m grateful

[@starlightiris]

this was maybe my favourite episode of this so far! my list would be: 5: Spirit Level 4: D&D Dice 3: The rope that you see at fancy hotels that's red or blue velvet with gold ends 2: The Microlino 2.0 bubble car 1: Christmas Lights (pluck them like berries from a bush)

[@mahelaniarektbb]

D&D dice for sure! I collect them just to run my hands through em and because they are so pretty. D4-20 for a snack, D100 for those real freaks.

[@aircon3138]

guys! they make sugar dice! you can eat the dnd dice (provided you buy the sugar dice, do not eat normal dice please and do not play with the sugar dice they get sticky)

[@daverumbear7668]

shane trying to give kwesi an escape to the whole eating people thing and kwesi just double downs on it, I love it! 10:01

[@shannonmeadow9069]

They’re trying to survive 😂

[@Thenotsosocialsocial]

Kwesi- "I know a guy" Everyone -"Is it Johnny?"

[@thatgirl9532]

Whom Shane and Steven have been around before 😅

[@kermit9047]

my list: 5. lemon scented lysol wipes 4. resin dice 3. glow sticks 2. glittery jewelry beads 1. seaglass

[@meabakes1912]

my friend just got new dnd dice and the first thing I said when I saw them was "I want to eat them" lol

[@aliciabruce9881]

Glow sticks are a SHOUT

[@LilPurpleBat]

Glow sticks would be so good!

[@user-ip1ge6dv1k]

I’ve bitten into a glow stick, they are spicy

[@sophiayoung2070]

I was thinking resin dice!! Or the chalky dice on a pool table 🤤🤤

[@Toasty_Mr.Marsh_]

My list 1. Slime 2. Molten Glass or metal ( would have said lava but it’s not man made it is definitely inedible though ) 3. Orbeez 4. Swarovski figurines 5. Soap bars

[@bethabaloo]

Shane putting his list down and grabbing Ryan by the shoulder is the energy I didn't know I wanted in this show.

[@caitly]

"...living, breathing human, please welcome KWESI--" Straight out the gate confirming that that Shane is a demon by confirming to us that there is a living person in this episode

[@evilmissmunchkin]

Because Ryan is dead, yes.

[@VividiVavidi_V]

My list: 5. Packing peanuts 4. Tires 3. Soap Bubbles like the lathery ones 2. Pencil lead 1. Glass

[@andreanewton-bv8qs]

Here's mine: 5. Bath bombs 4. Orbeez 3. Candy or choc wrapers 2. Tide pods (ofc) 1. Candles!

[@etherealgirl394]

Bubbles and pencils yeeeesss put that on my list too!!

[@VividiVavidi_V]

@@andreanewton-bv8qs ooohhh candles is such a good one!

[@coraloriley6054]

There are now edible packing peanuts! They knew

[@VividiVavidi_V]

@@coraloriley6054 WHAT?! I need to try those

[@hanamacquoid1427]

Kwesi needs to be on Puppet History!

[@ofkonrad]

i have great news for you … he already was on puppet history

[@marian799]

i think he was on the one about the bisexual french opera woman lmao

[@hanamacquoid1427]

Edit: Kwesi needs to be on Puppet History- again!

[@abblegeese]

i really want to thank watcher for captioning all of these videos, and doing it so well. this kind of accessibility is so refreshing to see. your deaf and hard of hearing audience thanks you!!

[@nigielschroeder3510]

1.) Lava 2.) Orbeez 3.) That weird squeezy pocket toy 4.) A sexy pair of Dice 5.) Crayons

[@holly27796]

Crayons are on my list too

[@limpweasel9014]

I see another forbidden honey enjoyer

[@yourfavoritebubbe7444]

Forbidden candy. I go to a game shop and I want to eat the dice. Cronch

[@ashleywaner1284]

Needs to be manmade. Lava and Ice from an Iceberg would be on my list as well, if it could something from nature.

[@juliagross3136]

Orbeez is a great choice

[@Cove_Blue]

I love Kwesi. He's such a bright light of a human and such a weirdo at the same time. Just a fantastic combination for a person.

[@RoyChamorro666]

Whoever booked Kwesi for this is a genius

[@jaymelton2663]

1. Stained glass 2. Mahogany 3. Big pink erasers 4. Circuit boards 5. Colored translucent rulers

[@sofie4172]

Stained glass is such a good pick

[@ciaramorgan5983]

heavy on the big pink erasers

[@Lilly32628]

1. Bendy rulers 2. The gmail logo 3. Fresh shoelaces 4. Plastic little kid tea sets 5. Crochet hooks

[@buccy9841]

i love the phrasing of "fresh" shoelaces. not new, *fresh*

[@sarahwillacker4135]

The gmail logo is sending me lmao

[@hannahsexton6472]

Fuck you’re so right about the gmail logo

[@nunya2826]

This is the craziest thing I've ever seen and I was here for every minute of it. As soon as I saw that bicycle I was like "yeah..."

[@scarlettrushmusic]

My inedible menu: 1. Antique painting in a gold frame - Dessert 2. Crystal Chandelier w/ candle bulbs- main 3. Tennis bracelets - Side 4. Small handmade ceramics - Entree 5. Lava lamp - Drinks

[@_cheesecheesecheese]

I really like this one. I do remember thinking about what it would be like to eat the lava lamp liquid and wax lol

[@betsylang2366]

This is an excellent list!

[@entonberg3945]

lmao the subtitles on the intro "eat the logo cowards"

[@aiziia]

anything with kwesi is guaranteed to be a banger! my list would be: 5. poker chips 4. blown glass figurines 3. sheet metal 2. the bin of shiny rocks at a museum 1. gasoline

[@annalese135]

Jackie Kennedy beat you on #3

[@RI-do4qf]

Poker chips are a good one! I haven't considered it, but I totally get it!

[@erinyes3943]

God I love that list. Between the glass and the rocks, I think you might agree that marbles look tasty as hell

[@aiziia]

@@erinyes3943 absolutely yeah! the clear ones w the little color swirls in the center?? those would be like gushers to me

[@thespankmyfrank]

​@@aiziia I was thinking the white ones with little colour specks on the surface! They look like little sugar candies, crunchy and sweet

[@thatcactusboi]

My top 5: 5: Foam football 4: Polly Pocket dress 3: Those water tube toy things with the little plastic fish inside 2: Stained glass 1: TTRPG dice

[@crem01]

my parents had to stop me from eating those first 3 as a kid and i struggle with the other 2 in my adult life

[@davincigift]

I love this series so much. It really does get you to think differently. My list: 5. Scented markers 4. House paint 3. Computer keyboard 2. Leather saddle 1. Books

[@rgoodfellow]

DUDE. Paint 🤤

[@uhhh4049]

You get it

[@la_arana_discoteca]

My forbidden snack of choice is an obscure and specific one: the black & white pieces of the board game Othello.

[@combustiblebutterflies8109]

start playing Othello with some candy melts 😂

[@xXMushfaceXx]

The cherries from Hi Ho Cherrio 🥴

[@anitralarae_mahjacat]

Goth Spree?

[@juggalettejonezy]

YES

[@LyssaNicole101]

YES

[@victorw8591]

“Banker’s lamp” on any list is crazy

[@calliope720]

This is it - the single horniest episode of anything I've ever seen. Shane explaining to Ryan and Kwesi that "thick brown rope" that he prefers "hot and wet" is his number 1 is the most insane thing I've ever heard. I love this damn channel so much lol

[@JMP-s2p]

5. Lava lamps 4. The vinyl booth seats at retro diners 3. Perfectly manicured hedges, especially in animal shapes 2. Glass vases 1. That blue stuff they put the combs in at barbershops

[@oriannalynn]

Shane licking his lips at 25:19 has me cackling 😭😭 you can tell they’re hungry LMAO

[@vonpicz]

1. aquarium gravel 2. ticonderoga pencils 3. silicone molds 4. that rubbery bouncing playground floor 5. polly pocket clothes

[@haplocanthosaur]

I have never considered Ticonderoga pencils but my god, you are so right

[@minimomominnie]

AQUARIUM GRAVEL SUPREMACY

[@AlexHoppus]

I am (unfortch) a pen/pencil chewer and Ticonderogas are god tier pencil-chewing material.

[@abbyma1189]

The rubbery playground floor would be fantastic. 10/10 suggestion

[@buccy9841]

SILICONE MOLDS YOURE SO RIGHT

[@tosh.07]

My list: 5) Play-Doh 4) Legos 3) Housing Insulation 2) The liquid in a lava lamp 1) Eraser

[@sunsun5005]

The way I want to just squeeze tube window insulation into my mouth like whipped cream

[@jennarujawitz2557]

@@sunsun5005that or caulk. That looks like icing

[@dove2826]

The housing insulation is so specific I chortled. Good list

[@SkySqui]

That fact that aquarium gravel isn't on any of the lists is blasphemy Anyway, my list 1. Polly Pocket Clothes 2. Rubber Bands 3. The Liquid in Lava Lamps 4. Aquarium Gravel 5. Tide Pods (Ryan is so right also)

[@evilmissmunchkin]

POLLY POCKET CLOTHES IS SO REAL

[@neoeii]

This list is so good 😭 I think personally I would switch the rubber bands for that pink insulation for houses

[@kimiko237]

Thank you!! I was waiting all ep for one of them to say aquarium gravel!

[@EB-yx4fn]

aquarium gravel, aka forbidden fruity pebbles!

[@shmarkpark5268]

​@@neoeiiYESSS it looks so crunchy and like it'd be sweet, like a better cotton candy

[@vivisunset89]

My list: 5. Toy Food 4. Marbles 3. The formula that was inside of baby doll bottles, was the color of orange juice. 😅 2. Mr. Clean Lemon cleaner 1. Gouache in the pudding cups

[@porgiepuddinandpie]

this is the perfect subject for this series and the platonic ideal of a concept and there could not have beem a more perfect guest than kwesi for this. im in awe

[@aliciac381]

5. Insulation (the cotton candy looking kind) 4. Anti freeze 3. Lite Brite pegs 2. Quarter machine bouncy balls 1. Moth balls

[@bonzupippinpaddleoxacoppil484]

Those bouncy balls were so satisfying to chew through for sure.

[@nintando]

love how we're less than 30 episodes into this series they've already gotten to the point of having to rank things you can't eat two separate times edit: FOUR separate times

[@michelledulin7214]

three separate times 😂

[@roselleowl7477]

Technically 4 if we’re counting the whole series and not just this season I think! Fictional foods, 2D foods, video game foods, now this. Absolutely wild lol

[@AmieTasteyFist]

Kwesi's list was like when you use the wrong formula in math class but still got the right answer

[@rhinestonemeowboi]

energy of this video is perfect. more unhinged lists like this please

[@ace-of-bats]

5. bouncy balls 4. Barbie shoes 3. stained glass windows 2. scented candles (unlit) 1. Mr. Sketch lemon scented marker

[@uhhh4049]

I bet you love fruit flavored candy

[@samsprrr3548]

Barbie shoes makes me wonder if that's how they keep going missing .

[@queenie691]

Ryan as “hungry hungry himbo” gave me life

[@vannieleigh]

Kwesi being infatuated with a large vocabulary is my love language 🤭

[@drawingsticks5333]

I absolutely love Kwesi and I love that usually in Try Guys videos he is very out there and like nine minutes in he is like "This is weird". And then he wants to eat a car with the people still in it.

[@Victoria-dh9vb]

1) bath beads (the ones that look a bit like paint balls, but smell delightful) 2) Cut jem stones, bigger and sparklier the better 3) Erasers 4) Vaseline 5) Orbies Play dough, marbles, candles, soap, and squishmellow plushies all are honorable mentions.

[@itmedana]

1. candle wax (SPECIFICALLY from cheap colorful chanukkah candles) 2. brick cement 3. polly pocket clothing/rubber pencil grippys 4. kinetic sand 5. rubber bouncy ball (tiny one)

[@mekaylaowo1928]

you get it

[@rgoodfellow]

Brick cement is frosting and you can’t convince me otherwise.

[@aircon3138]

i have eaten all but one of these (dw, it is the brick cement), though i didn't manage to swallow the polly pocket clothing, very fun to chew though.. kinetic sand is sorta just like gritty play doh

[@celiahache]

5.Glass pebbles 4.Silicone molds 3.Velvet 2.Vanilla body butter 1.Lava *Because lava is not man-made: molten glass, the kind they blow to make vases

[@cecilie...]

FINALLY somebody mentions lava! It just looks so tasty!

[@DeadInside-ew8qb]

Forbidden chocolate fountain

[@sheenestevez6038]

Thank god somebody finally mentioned shea butter

[@redeye1016]

@@cecilie...it’s not man made

[@darlinglittlesashi]

5. memory foam 4. smoldering charcoal briquettes 3. paint 2. dnd dice 1. molten glass

[@drewc9488]

Charcoal briquettes for the win

[@vannieleigh]

“You’re using words insinuating sex!” Love him in literally everything. 🤭

[@emmasofie8718]

My top 5 picks in no particular order: 1. Sidewalk chalk 2. Insulation material/pur foam 3. SIM cards/micro chips 4. Those little fruit soaps 5. Lush curl power hair mask Neon sign, erasers, play dough and bubble wrap are also suuucchh good picks!!

[@danielle3308]

I had a medical test one time where I had to drink barium. I feel like that is the closest thing you can get to sidewalk chalk. It’s so weird and chalky and fruity tasting

[@alexsmith627]

honestly i have eaten sidewalk chalk before and that shit tastes so good

[@lysmoriarty6818]

kwesi just brings such an excellent, really fun energy to every video i've ever seen him in

[@etherealgirl394]

I love this topic lol so random. my list: 1- soft pink polaroid cameras 2- polly pocket's accesories 3- arteza colored pencils 4- soap bubbles 5- guitar picks

[@asiaguerrier6943]

Polly pocket accessories!!! They’re tempting

[@etherealgirl394]

@@asiaguerrier6943 ikr??!! Even my mom thought so!

[@strawberrycherrybaby]

This is such a good list wtf ❤

[@alyssat.8793]

Oooh I hadn’t thought of guitar picks, but absolutely it belongs!

[@etherealgirl394]

@@strawberrycherrybaby aww thank youu 🥰

[@la_arana_discoteca]

Even with a long legacy of unhinged content under Watcher's belt, this one really takes the shoe-cake. ❤

[@4wayStopEnforcement]

That’s the Kwesi magic 😂

[@la_arana_discoteca]

@@4wayStopEnforcement Kwesi really added something special. I want him to come back.

[@Wtferin]

1. Aquarium gravel- think nerds 2. Colourful marbles 3. The plastic bits that come on the ends of dab pen cartridges- they’re such a good texture. 4. An entire cedar tree. 5. Pink insulation.

[@davincigift]

That pink insulation is a good one.

[@BB-we3sk]

Insulation is the best answer!!!

[@abbyb6958]

I be MUNCHING on those plastic pen cartridge things😂

[@redeye1016]

5. Crayons 4. A translucent swimming float 3. A sparkler (I imagine this to be like popping candy) 2. Crocs 1. Lava lamp

[@princembat]

kwesi AS ALWAYS a top tier guest, bro has the vibes of all time lol. not to mention the lists were also great my personal #1 is chalk. i cannot be around chalk because i literally will eat it. i love the texture

[@annieandade]

I can't believe no one said LAVA! That shit looks delicious!

[@amandar6809]

That’s such a good one! It’s probably cause it’s not man made though so it goes against the rules

[@glow1392]

​@@amandar6809how about a Lava Lamp then

[@cecilie...]

Yes!!!

[@amandar6809]

@@glow1392 you’re a fucking genius omg

[@glow1392]

@@amandar6809 I reckon a lava lamp would also be both a drink & a snack 🤔 They're just so appealing! I remember as kids it was debated what flavour the different colours would be

[@brandoncastle6149]

Shane's List is something you'd find at a mystery dinner party. Ryan's List are future Tik Tok challenges with a throwback to the Tide Pods. Kwesi's List is one of luxury and monochromatic.

[@sofie4216]

Unhinged, i love it. My personal list: 5. Chain link fence 4. Hot coals 3. Snow globe glitter 2. Champagne flute 1. Beach pebbles/beach glass

[@harvestmoon_autumnsky]

I think glitter is top shelf.

[@bonzupippinpaddleoxacoppil484]

Yo chain link fence would be all cold and crisp👌

[@Emi-ul4um]

Heavy on the champagne flute!!

[@solitarelee6200]

I've thought about this VERY hard and decided my five are 5. those popping bubble stim toy things 4. one of those lucky cats with the wiggling arm, preferably a large one 3. any large leatherbound tome with gold detailing 2. blown glass sculptures (especially pipes) 1. COINS (any but the more historical the better)

[@aircon3138]

old coins remind me of crisps

[@Hamfurd]

Kwesi’s bed sheet pick killed me. It’s SO true. I splurged on expensive sheets and those things are called buttery for a reason. I would absolutely slurp up expensive bed sheets.

[@saramarriott1990]

21:50 guys I was prepared and I'm with you all the way on this except that I'm sure that banker's lamp shade is either like those shiny glazes on cake or a fruit snack texture

[@abigailtaylor5575]

15:57 The spirit of Corporal Wojtek is briefly channeled through Shane. Never forget.

[@bee-here]

Fantastic reference.

[@laurengoodnight]

WAR BEAR

[@Catty2Bratty]

My list: 5. Fish tank gravel. It's like fruity pebbles, and nerds candy. 4. Silica Beads. They tell you not to eat them, but that only makes me want them more. 3. White-wall tires. Practically a giant frosted donut at that point 2. Sea Shells. They're the candy of the sea 1. Precious Gemstones. I want to eat a ruby the size of a raccoon's brain. Turn me loose in the display rooms at Windsor castle, i wanna take a bite out of the diamonds. in the Disney animated Robin Hood, when Little Jon goes to kiss the king's rings, and he smooches the gems right out of the settings, it awakened something in me. A sexy fox man did too, but that's a different list.

[@lydiawilkinson9998]

1. Pears soap 2. Stained glass 3. Packing peanuts 4. Rubix cube 5. Gel pens

[@krickethazlett2666]

Ryan, when mentioned the other day about wanting to eat a bowling ball and comparing them to giant jawbreakers I have been trying to remember the name of a cartoon that you reminded me of. I FINALLY remembered, it was Ed, Edd, and Eddy. The 3 Ed's LOVED jawbreakers and the bigger the better. If you've never seen it, you should give it a look. Then you will totally agree with the comparison 😂 I think it was on Cartoon Newtork back in the day.

[@megajulian7006]

why am I surprised that this is a tier list they are doing. of course this was bound to happen. this right here is one of the reasons I watch this channel, that and the scary stuff, can't wait for AYS.

[@avawilliams5628]

that’s my favorite series !!

[@growupjeff3287]

My List: 5. Marbles (the clear ones with the swirl) 4. Watch batteries 3. Sand Dollars 2. Acrylic Paint from the tube 1. LED Light Strips

[@arifike]

See I was waiting for someone to say marbles but I’d eat any of them. But particularly the solid white pearlescent ones. Or any solid color with a sheen.

[@lucasenaux5887]

Elite list

[@tracymartel]

So shocked windex didn’t make the cut, it’s like the blue Gatorade of the gods

[@Moondragon1821]

Windex was my number 1 until someone pointed out Lava.

[@mads53]

this episode made me think about things so here's my top 5 5. those colorful fake rocks they put in fish bowls (they look like nerds candy) 4. wet cement (like especially the kind you see on tiktok-it just looks so delicious, especially when they put fake sprinkles or whatever mixed in) 3. an old, ornate book 2. the santa plate from how the grinch stole christmas (when the baby grinch bites into it... i just wanted to do that too) 1. those body butters that look like actual whipped cream