We Battled Over Our Top Disney DILFs ft. Joyce Louis-Jean • Top 5 Beatdown

[@watcher]

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[@Ellisonave]

Yeah you need it after this vid gets nerfed by yt age restrictions 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@jinwujuju6809]

Ryan, how do you feel being in a Marvel Movie?

[@blackscreenstories3704]

Your imagination has not truly explored its vast depths until you picture Ryan getting fhucked into the dirt by a cartoon lion....dust flyin alll around 🏆🏅🤣

[@JamesOfficial18]

Is there anyway to get a Jersey Devil hunt/investigation? I’ve seen the beast

[@eriane7138]

When wpuld be the next Ghost files :(

[@himesilva]

Shane's face after saying "does that get your pum pum going" in Goofy's voice is the first time I've ever seen him look embarrassed about anything 🤣

[@allisisofo8366]

I WAS CRYING AT THAT PART

[@amybegstodiffer]

Literally have never seen him get embarrassed I'm still crying

[@lilli1855]

timestamp is 17:34 for personal reasons

[@ecargxmik]

Joyce's "I think I need to leave..." was exactly me

[@cael_aj]

But wow, I'm so glad he said it 😂

[@colbycoles6983]

I love how Joyce apologized that her #5 was dead and then proceeded to reveal her #4 and #3, who are also dead.

[@anitaroom]

Classic Disney Dads

[@servivo4741]

its either dead mom, or dead dad ya cant have none, but you sure as hell can have both

[@angrysaltycroutan3262]

Well, Disney movies have to have at least one dead parent, so it's only natural that some of them would be dead.

[@ohjennasaidquoi]

"I don't have daddy issues" ...dead dads

[@MeonLights]

In her defense, there aren't that many Disney Dads that survive...

[@ameliajorn6549]

shane shouting "RYAN YOU BETTER LET HIM FUCK YOU INTO THE DIRT" had me nearly choking on my own coffee as bad as ryan earlier

[@greatvalue_ethelcain]

@@redbullandspiteand then he’d leave his tied up as payback for what he did/didn’t do with the hologram.

[@vengences21zurio25]

Dude I was drinking a glass of mike and cookie when he said that and I almost saw god.

[@thedespairpuppet]

24:21

[@moodymaud87]

I almost shot soda out of my nose and choked lmao

[@iveyburch7386]

Joyce’s flabbergasted face after Ryan’s “Scar…. Brother…. F*** me” cracked me up omg 😂

[@leaf1516]

TIMESTAMP PLEASE

[@iveyburch7386]

@@leaf1516​man I didn’t even think to leave that!! Here you go fam: 7:26

[@leaf1516]

@@iveyburch7386 thank you ivey out here doin the lords work

[@TryinaD]

This be some ao3 shit YO

[@sophiae9134]

The fact that Pacha from the Emperors New Groove isn't on any of these lists is CRIMINAL.

[@akihayakawaliker]

NO LITERALLY.

[@emmawhite1158]

He’s a keeper for sure 😝

[@tovemanka2125]

omfg i forgot about him he would have to be my number 1

[@cloudieo]

Pacha would litterly be in my top 3 hes so kind and such a good dad I love him so much

[@earlgreyci]

THANK YOU

[@slaughter-water]

Shane doing that Goofy impression and then immediately regretting it because of how spot on it was is by far the funniest part of this video

[@sunsun5005]

Do a public service Watcher release the gif

[@kogumasmommy]

It was like he unknowingly discovered that Goofy was haunting him

[@demimoore2345]

😂😂

[@BurningheartofSILVER]

This entire video is by far the funniest part of this video

[@bubblykoi]

oh my gosh I just love shane so much

[@koko-gc2bz]

the "DOES THAT GET YOUR PUM PUM GOING" in goofy voice was too powerful, i can't breathe 😭😭

[@hypotheticalforest]

I had to pause the video 😂

[@Sassymouse88]

He was saying sorry to himself as well as everyone else 🤣😂🤣😂

[@elizabethharris7203]

I was in tears for 5 minutes 😂😂😂

[@star_gems]

17:34 :)

[@ladyofthelake93]

It was was too accurate 😭

[@emily_nova3938]

Ryan so judgemental about Bambi's Dad but has Marlen on his list. Bro throwing stones in glass houses

[@biabiabruh]

FORREALLL

[@greenidgoddess5]

Out of all the lists, Marlin is the only one I disagree with 🤣

[@Ddalgiichigo]

This comment sent me

[@emilyleathers5032]

THE WAY NOBODY ACKNOWLEDGED RYAN SAYING “gotta let that octopussy breath” KFJSOWKWO

[@con_tactWatcher_2]

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[@bhargavipba]

🤣🤣🤣

[@jraz1714]

Shane doing the goofy impersonation and then having to spend a whole minute coming to terms with what he just said as goofy is the highlight of my life

[@emilyraggett1581]

Shane saying he took into account his ‘pum pum energy’ when constructing his list had me ON THE FLOOR

[@nyanturismo]

dOeS tHaT gEt yOuR POOM-POOM gOiN?

[@BiBye]

Same - he and Joyce are a fucking riot together

[@zaink.7243]

every guy needs to tap into their pum pum energy. look at the fun that comes with it lmao

[@Yenni6565]

And then goes and puts Maurice as #1 😂

[@achu3p]

Ryan's "octopussy" usage went under the radar

[@blahberrypancake]

I went to the comments hoping anyone else noticed. I died when he said that and then died again when nobody acknowledged it 😂

[@scarlettbat]

and he was so proud of it :( heart breaking

[@deprofundis3293]

Omg you're right....I'm ashamed I missed it too!!

[@laurentracy6282]

Justice for Mulan's dad Fa Zhou. He loves the women in his life and he's a hard working farmer and veteran. When he's called upon to go to war at an old age he steps up despite an injury. Then when Mulan takes his place not only does he keep her secret but everyone in his village respects him enough to also keep her secret. When she finally makes it home and presents her father with gifts from the emperor to honor to Fa family he pushes them aside to embrace his daughter and let her know that the biggest honor of all is having her for a daughter ❤️ what a dilf 🐉

[@mayavp]

He makes my list!

[@juliacamino6875]

Amen to that

[@hannabooklover]

I'd never thought about what went on in the village after she left for the war. This is an interesting perspective

[@mutedroar]

100%

[@Nikkitty09]

Omg yes!! I was waiting for him. Def my number one 😂

[@smithscullyx]

Joyce looking at Bambii’s dad and ssying “that thing will mount you on a Tuesday afternoon” is probably the funniest thing I’ve ever heard 😂

[@mementomori0908]

Bambi's dad is hot

[@InfiniTeaElk]

@@mementomori0908 even hotter in the sequel, when we get a good look at what kind of dad he is. Mm-mm! Great Prince of the Forest, hook me up!

[@ToscaTee]

The sequel is my favorite bambii movie solely because of the dad 😂

[@glasscardproductions4736]

As a furry, I can indeed confirm this beyond all the shadows of doubt.

[@raothon]

Joyce is attracted to good dads because she doesn't have daddy issues, I am attracted to good dads BECAUSE I have daddy issues. the dichotomy of daddy characters

[@con_tactWatcher_2]

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[@diannaherrera3768]

Right? That's what im saying. People who have daddy issues would most likely be attracted to good dads!(its me, I'm people)

[@winterkeptuswarm]

Being attracted to good dads is better than being attracted to bad dads!!

[@izzyyyhill]

when Shane said bambi dad i could've stood up and cheered. a disney DILF you would never recall on the day to day, but being reminded of him makes you go 'yes. DEER DADDY.' don't need to see the rest of the video Shane has won

[@mattcottrell3286]

Deer daddy is so funny thank you for the new thing to make me laugh randomly

[@mortua_conjuga]

i was already standing making a tea and i applauded. fucking applauded 😂😂

[@BlueMoon3l3b]

The fact that I agree with this so much concerns me 😅

[@poppyonline4034]

Yes! Ultimate stag dad

[@theob6457]

100%

[@Kenzaaa123]

Shane looking so serious saying “break my back” really speaks to me on a spiritual level.

[@dasalien.]

Rock ‘n roll buckaroo

[@Savpost]

He’s definitely heard Sarah talk about letting a cartoon character break her back one too many times

[@kelbimckinley8042]

I was gonna be upset if Joyce wasn't the guest for this episode. So glad she's here

[@blueblank8287]

You can’t get a better guest than Joyce for horny talk.

[@applegal3058]

She's hilarious, isn't she?!

[@caitlynr7295]

She's always SO funny and she was definitely the perfect guest for this episode lol

[@MaryTorres-cb8pg]

Same

[@tcguerrero5476]

Joyce was the only guest I could hope for on this ep 🫡💅 in Joyce we trust

[@banbasafro]

joyce is one of my absolute favorite guests. every time she brings the absolute funniest energy

[@banbasafro]

JOYCE WE KNOW UR A FELIX STAN

[@boopsnoot163]

Felix is who I IMMEDIATELY thought of 🤣🤣

[@celeste_the_best]

My favourite thing about this episode is Shane and Ryan learning what pum pum means and then continuing to use it in conversation 😂😂

[@con_tactWatcher_2]

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[@emilygallagher1947]

Me: Shane's list isn't very chaotic this time Shane: *reveals his number 1* Me: There it is.

[@Hessed3712]

🤣🤣🤣

[@HS-lo8ex]

Nonono Bambi’s dad is an insanely niche pick

[@M1ssLyss317]

“SHE DIED OF THE PLAGUE?!?!” From Shane genuinely had me in tears 😂

[@BigBlueBirdGrrrrr]

"A good finger blasting can blind you to anything" joyce only speaks the truth

[@darkunicornblood5140]

Came here to say this too 😆

[@jaitazel]

7:04 Joyce saying she likes a deep voice and then Ryan Immediately deepening his voice is SO FUNNYY 💀💀💀💀💀💀

[@scarlettbat]

underrated moment: joyce saying "maybe we'd fall in love. like in a fanfiction" yes, fanfiction DID invent falling in love, thank u for acknowledging it :) :) )

[@ameliabumble292]

I'm honestly going to be thinking about that line for the rest of my life probably

[@CTHD13]

Pretty sure she’s referring to having sloppy bathroom sex and that somehow leading to the love of your life. That’s the fan-fiction-specific thing. Lol

[@theburnfactory8599]

Some knowledge about daddy goof for the boys: in some old comic strips goofy DID have a wife, who canonically fell off a cliff and died at the Grand Canyon when goofy told her to step back a bit more while trying to take her picture. This information makes the scene at the Grand Canyon in a goofy movie hold more weight if you can infer it’s the place max’s mom died.

[@moose1277]

WHAT that's so messed up lmao

[@Wothi]

Poor Goofy 🥺

[@sarahhh7006]

the gasp I gusped while reading this

[@m.donez8]

oh gawrsh

[@eligeddes1808]

Goofy killed his wife...?

[@T.Florenz]

I love when Joyce hangs out with the guys! She's so quick and funny, and their back-and-forth is so natural. Great episode, absolute insanity.

[@artxlife7236]

how calmly and casually Joyce was like “it’s giving fear kink” 😂😂😂😂

[@laramie8115]

“If you think i’m not gonna have a crab boil.. you’re mistaken” TOOK. ME. OUT.

[@deprofundis3293]

RIP Sebastian 🤣🤣🤣

[@zoeroux4222]

The fact that Fergus from Brave isn't in here. He has 4 children who all can be a handful, maintaining a great relationship with everyone in his family and going out of his way to connect with all of them. And when his wife turned into a bear? He tried to avenge her/protect Merida (he didn't know she was the bear). He helps the mom work through talking one on one with their daughter? A damn good dilf 🐻❤️

[@earlgreyci]

YOURE RIGHT AND IM SAD I FORGOT ABOUT HIM

[@natalierivera8421]

also he's a huge beefy hunk to top it all off so i agree wholeheartedly on this

[@uglybetty8747]

Exactly!

[@lilyrose0116]

I think it's because they can't include Pixar characters

[@moomoof8720]

pixar not allowed on list

[@brookeam19]

Truly the most sexually charged season of any show in watcher history and I’m here for it.

[@rafansyed8420]

not as much sex appeal as to many spirits

[@nicolepercival6966]

I truly truly adore how supportive the boys are of Joyce's pum pum energy and don't shame her for it - LADS, TAKE NOTE!!!

[@gaysara]

Joyce is SUCH A FUN GUEST like PLEASE KEEP GETTING HER ON

[@sunsun5005]

yeah keep bringing her to the beat zone

[@Dessira00]

100%❤

[@la_arana_discoteca]

She might be my favorite.

[@cloudieo]

Every time Joyce is a guest star i get so happy cause she makes me laugh so hard!

[@Snarl_Marx]

"A good finger blasting can blind you to anything." Truer words have never been spoken.

[@annienunyabiz6627]

Honestly, Belle's dad doesn't get enough respect. He raised his daughter to be smart, independent, and strong when in that era she should be the exact opposite so she could get a guy to care for her since she would have had no rights. He supported her turning down Gaston instead of trying to convince her to take the "best" choice in the village, was completely baffled that anyone thought his daughter was weird cause he supported her being herself, and you know he had to be doing something right to raise such a good, kind person.

[@con_tactWatcher_2]

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[@CuteCuteJames]

"Maurice, you're raving!" **CLUB MUSIC**

[@maggiejackson2160]

Ryan coming for Shane about Pongo being a dog and then furiously co-signing Joyce re: Goofy is honestly the kind of double-standard that I live for.

[@poppyonline4034]

I know I was rolling my eyes

[@witchymyg9125]

It not because Pongo is a dog. It's because Pongo is a dalmatian and Ryan knows Shane hates dalmatians.

[@EurydiceAllAlong]

Shane with Pongo is literally Dean Pelton going "This better not awaken anything in me"

[@Hessed3712]

Love that reference.

[@rpurr]

Yes exactly what I was thinking!!

[@lilenwasnothere6867]

you could say that reference is... spot on

[@Lizzy_boo72]

Pongo voice though I at least understand it. Like he was like Tramp but cooler if that makes sense 😅

[@missfuneralsong]

damn and shane is a community fan... it's all coming together

[@sharkie920]

Ryan uttering the sentence “Mickey is getting Minnie all the time, I bet” took years off my life and stole peace from my home 😭

[@Wertsir]

Where’s the lie tho?

[@pacifistcowboy]

i finally understand why joyce's puppet character was described as the 'horny mom'

[@MrBangBat]

"In the pantheon of Disney DILFs, he's a great looking corpse" fucking got me.

[@corvidmorgue]

shane saying "DOES THAT GET YOUR PUM PUM GOING" in goofy's voice will haunt my dreams

[@adv4287]

Something about Shane intensely encouraging Ryan to chug his hot coffee makes me very uncomfortable with the energy we’ve created in the studio today

[@T.Florenz]

😈

[@acornheart465]

I wasn’t prepared to be aroused by that 😮‍💨

[@adilrahman7105]

THAT'S the part that made you uncomfortable?

[@acornheart465]

@@GONEmypurpleflapjack yes Shane Madej has so many thirsty simps already, wha'ts one more

[@allij246]

SHANE SAYING “PUM PUM” WITH THAT GOOFY ACCENT SENT ME OVER THE EDGE😂😭

[@aval00]

Okay, I've thought a lot about this. 5. Tarzan's Dad (Human)- his arms 4. Maurice- they covered it in the video 3. Felix Madrigal- I feel like this needs no explanation 2. Li Shang- he commands an army, those recruits are his children, this counts 1. Aladdin's Dad- Changed my life as a child, he's been my number one since day one. Honorable mention to Mulan's dad, he was very close to making the list.

[@deprofundis3293]

I did not know that Aladdin's dad was alive! Thought he was an orphan. But obviously I never saw the sequel. Looked him up - heck yeah, he's hot! Don't know anything else about him, though, lol.

[@maiavitale8458]

Li Shang is a hottie but he ain’t a dad yet

[@randomcloverr]

nono but General Li Shang Sr. is legit a dad and has MAD dilf energy, like i cant be alone in this,, please give that fine ass man his dilf dues

[@NoirValkyrie]

Aladdin's dad. Thank you 👏🏿👏🏿 I was shocked no one mentioned it. Tarzan's dad too

[@diannaherrera3768]

Putting respect on my man Cassim!(Aladdin's dad) I wish they had honorable mentions or something here for more characters. And I completely forgot about Tarzan's biological dad. He was suuuper fine and hardworking!❤❤

[@l33sah]

I squealed when Shane used "pum pum energy" properly. Kudos to Joyce for this gem, she always brings awesome energy.

[@con_tactWatcher_2]

👆Wow Congratulations🎊🎊 You have been selected among our shortlisted winners INBOX ME💬,,

[@tomsgrexit]

Was not ready to hear Ryan saying "Scar, brother, fuck me" especially in THAT voice 💀💀

[@nexithedestroyer]

I WAS WHEEZING

[@la_arana_discoteca]

Ryan chugging his hot coffee is the epitome of "you don't have to do that"/"I'm gonna do it."

[@gabiluch87]

He was giving a lot of "punch me in the abs" vibes or "yeah, I'll eat that Carolina reaper"

[@greatvalue_ethelcain]

“I’m gonna finish that burger, I’m gonna stay in that haunted house.”

[@bustedkeaton]

You guys know we love the homoerotic ranking lists

[@caipiranha4714]

absolutely we do

[@Wertsir]

Who doesn’t?

[@lilystanleylowe]

In a perfect world, Shane saying "does that get your pum pum going" in Goofy's voice would be my ringtone.

[@polecatpaws]

Please, please make that your ringtone 😭

[@jajajasputin8927]

It can be your perfect world right here

[@xw7081]

Ryan, your justice for Goofy is in the sequel. He gets a hot college-librarian girlfriend. I also love that Shane's deep voice and Goofy voice awakened something in Joyce 😂

[@projectjt3149]

BROOO I almost forgot about his disco dancing! Thanks for reminding me of that sequel

[@saltystephen5626]

you guys are foul for posting this while im sitting in this quiet library trying to get my homework done and now im fighting for my life trying not to bust out laughing at "bambi dad"

[@cassandrahollow]

Joyce is a treasure she's so funny

[@maseklau]

When Shane is labeled as an "animated rodent simp" within 3 seconds of the episode, you know it's going to be wild. 🤣

[@Kenzaaa123]

I also want to say I really appreciate “that’s mr toad’s wild ride”. Ryan’s jokes are said so fast they don’t always get appreciated

[@hiboudeluxe]

bambi's dad has a name though... he's the great prince of the forest. that's literally his character name. also, joyce's list is impeccable. like great taste in dilfs. I have no notes.

[@mwoodward1240]

This episode absolutely WAS cursed -- and I NEVER laughed so hard because of it! All those cuts were just so perfect.

[@miat1327]

Absolute chaos 😂

[@natsinnett9751]

Joyce has this absolutely immaculate vibe that brightens every video she's in! Please keep her around boys, she's a gem.

[@camoumilecamoflage8875]

I liked her too! agreed

[@ATribeCalledJoyce]

@@LiamSFG405 lol I can only be myself but if I offended you in any way I apologise ❤️

[@ATribeCalledJoyce]

Thank you boo ❤️

[@ATribeCalledJoyce]

@@LiamSFG405 since it’s not scripted all and I don’t really make up jokes ahead of time. I’m not really sure what I can do. I’m not a comedian at all so it’s really who I am. That’s totally fine if you don’t find me funny. Predictable and annoying just seems harsh

[@user-sl3xr3oo8d]

Joyce needs to be a regular on watcher!!! I love her too much and her chemistry with ryan and shane is UNMATCHED

[@isisross4516]

The subtitles where the cast say this is their most cursed episode ever is completely accurate, and I'm here for it! More of this, whatever it is, please 😂

[@ItsLexy]

Shane to Ryan: "Finish it. Finish it. Is it hot? Keep going." My brain, already wired to think dirty because of what this episode is: uhhhhh sir?

[@Kenzaaa123]

He awakened something in me 😂😂

[@T.Florenz]

After much deliberation, I've decided that my top 5 Disney DILFs are: 5. Chief Powhatan (Pocahontas). Great voice, fit as hell, bone structure to die for, caring dad, powerful leader. Any day, any time. 4. Thomas O’Malley (Aristocats). The guy exuded unmatched DTF energy while still keeping it classy for the kids. Smart, connected to his community, good with kids AND smooth as hell? Alright. 3. Tramp (Lady and the Tramp). Okay. Listen. Disney got all of us mixed up with the anthropomorphic animal characters BUT YOU KNOW Tramp would be fun and caring and adventurous. Bad boy with a heart of gold? And you /know/ in that dog world he's hot as hell. We all know. 2. Roger (101 Dalmations). In this movie, those dogs are people even if they're not humans, and that makes Roger the puppies' adoptive 2nd dad (respect to Pongo as Dad Number One). And Roger is THRILLED to have 99 baby dogs to take care of! He's got a great sense of humor, he's a skilled musician, he's responsible, he's got a GREAT nose, and he loves animals. Also has one of the top meet-cutes in Disney history, palpable sexual tension, 10/10 would be down to rail you and then go walk all one hundred and one dogs. And then my number one Disney DILF, who jumped to mind instantly when I saw the title of this video: 1. Tarzan's Dead Dad (Tarzan). From the moment I laid my eyes on that bleak cold open, I knew for a fact that Tarzan's parents were smokin'. Sucks this guy is dead because otherwise he could MURDER ME. Don't know what it is about his character design that rings my bell, but damn. In the first 60 seconds of the movie we get to see him leap out of a burning ship into the sea and emerge Soaking Wet (chef's kiss). We get to see him being brave, tender, vulnerable, resourceful, strong, and optimistic. He takes the lemons life gave him and makes a BALLER TREE HOUSE. Rest in peace Tarzan's Dead Dad, you will be in my heart (and my "beat zone"). Edit: My honorable mention for DILF from a Disney property goes to a father figure rather than an actual father. My sexual awakening and the reason I always wanted a buzz cut and padawan braid: Obi-Wan Kenobi. If I thought he was hot as a young punk unexpectedly taking care of a 9 year old orphan - and then hotter as a Ginger Jesus and beleaguered legal guardian - well, he was at his absolute peak pum pum vibration as a grimy, devastated, terrified mess who couldn't stop his heart from caring Once Again for a kid who needed him. Man. I'd like to get him to call me Daddy.

[@tiffanyreed4004]

I 1000000% respect and agree with this list 😭❤️

[@Sharpe1502]

You and I have the same number 1’s! Tarzan’s dad is so hot and I thought I was the only one who talked about it. 😂

[@bridanihay88]

I was surprised Chief Powhatan wasn't mentioned!!

[@bunnieknox7570]

This list is my list. I was WAITING for Tarzan’s dad bro

[@bunnieknox7570]

I’d also like to give honorable mention to Rapunzel’s dad, anddd Fa Zhou

[@abbywolffe4114]

The fact that the words "I like big bucks and I cannot lie" didn't come out of Shane's mouth when he was talking about Bambi's dad is truly astounding

[@bi4bye]

sometimes I watch videos and think "this is gonna change some child's brain chemistry." this is one of them.

[@con_tactWatcher_2]

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[@casssidyy711]

they’re so real for having goofy on their lists. so real for that also shane blushing after the impression was immaculate

[@aliamello7878]

Aladdin's Dad is the ultimate Disney DILF, holy hell that animator knew what they were doing 😍

[@aprilapple00]

lemme look

[@aprilapple00]

okay, yeah, he slays HARD

[@et0g3n]

oh he definitely Belongs on there 👀

[@lilenwasnothere6867]

@@aprilapple00 lmfaooo

[@cloudieo]

Looked him up cause of this comment and ZAMN hes hot. I think he would be my number 4

[@user-uk5jl6vt9n]

Aladdin’s dad & Mulan’s dad absolutely belong on these lists 😭

[@Hessed3712]

Omg I forgot about Aladdin’s dad! He was so hot!

[@procrastinating_celery4994]

Aladdin has a dad?!? Edit: hot damn he does!

[@diannaherrera3768]

THANK YOU!!! I didn't see it when I was younger but as I rewatched the movie as an adult, I DEFINITELY felt something towards Cassim!

[@H3000-i5q]

Aladdin’s dad not a great dad but a fuckable dad

[@fancydeer]

Its really nice that Ryan values Shane (almost) as much as his mom.

[@lizatonix]

the entire time I was waiting for Mulan's dad to make the list, that man is WONDERFUL

[@jessicaable5095]

The fact that Bambi's dad is voiced by Patrick Stewart in the midquel is just 👌 and he's a dad who has to learn to connect with his kid while balancing his kingly demeanor! Such dilf material

[@lilbrownjug]

i don’t know if anyone else relates, but that scene where mr incredible says “i’ll break her like a toothpick” HAD ME GASPING FOR AIRRRR IT DID SOMETHING TO ME

[@Saiayni]

The fact that Aladdin's dad isn't here is just heartbreaking, that man was way too fine

[@LacyLuvsGodiva]

And Tarzan’s dad. I swear everyone forgot about that man after he was mauled to death by a leopard or jaguar or whatever it was

[@xoindigold]

And Mulan's dad. He's an incredible (and incredibly fuckable) dad.

[@thatsdisco]

I'm sorry,, he reminds me looks-wise too much of my actual bio Dad™ for me to agree with you. But I respect your very valid take

[@novas2905]

i was also thinking anna/elsas dad.. like cant just be me who thinks he's hot (and maybe frederic from rapunzel)

[@KMWiltz13]

THANK YOU

[@Joanna-tx1ss]

I’ve been PRAYING day and night for another thirsty top 5 with Joyce, I’ve rewatched your first top 5 vid with her countless times AND MY PRAYERS HAVE BEEN HEARD

[@jraz1714]

I need Joyce to start a podcast because I could literally listen to her banter all day she is literally the most hysterical and relatable person who has ever graced the internet thank you

[@jraz1714]

Does Joyce have her own show or something? Because every time she’s in a video it ends up being my favorite, so I need all the Joyce all the time please

[@penguinabroad]

If someone hasn't already clipped the part where Ryan is chugging coffee and Shane is cheering him on then I don't know what the internet is anymore

[@T.Florenz]

"Cheering him on" is... one way to put that 😂 Love these chaos dudes.

[@greatvalue_ethelcain]

Tiktok has poisoned my brain. When I saw it, I immediately thought it had audio potential for thirst traps.

[@li.lliann]

joyce is honestly my favourite special guest they have the energy her, shane and ryan have is unbeatable

[@FioreCiliegia]

For the record Goofy gets a girlfriend who is VERY into him in the sequel and she is a disco stunner and a hot librarian who loves giligans island…

[@stratosphere94]

I watched Goofy Movie 2 way too many times as a kid lmao. Probs only watched the original like 10 times. That disco scene in 2 was incredible and I recommend it to everybody honestly!!

[@grapeypear4558]

Ok I must watch!

[@queenncreole]

I can’t quit laughing over Shane as Goofy saying “does that get your pum pum going?” God I’ve never been happier 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@kelliereads4409]

They all look genuinely happy in this & that sparks joy 😭

[@lydiaboll2872]

🥺

[@cptndats4694]

I went into this episode going "if Shane doesn't have Maurice on his list the world is wrong" and bless him for pulling through.

[@jijibunny198]

God, I love Joyce so much. It's an absolute gift every time she's a guest on this channel. I'm 30 years old but I still wanna be Joyce when I grow up. 😔

[@mementomori0908]

She's such an inspiration 😂

[@maggieoconnell3775]

i haven’t finished it but if tiana’s dad isn’t in someone’s list i’m rioting edit: JOYCE THANK YOU YOU GODDAMN ICON

[@rowanmarlow7402]

There were some notable Dad's that got missed: Augustin and Felix Madrigal, Pacha (emperor's new groove) and Cassim (Aladdin's dad). Cassim is definitely Dilf material and you could probably steal all his treasure in the morning guilt-free too.

[@minanathans6005]

The only reason I can think of for the BLATANT tragedy of Cassim being overlooked is that none of them have seen the Aladdin sequels. I simply cannot believe that all three of them could know of his existence and not put him _somewhere_ on that list.

[@ytjiyt]

unexpectedly saw Ryan in theaters today and audibly gasped at the screen

[@bearpetunia]

What happened? Was he part of the audience or was he acting in the screen?

[@ytjiyt]

@@bearpetunia he had a cameo in antman quantumania!

[@bearpetunia]

@@ytjiyt thank you so much for replying!

[@padméamidala24]

omgg do you remember when?

[@ytjiyt]

@@padméamidala24 I'm pretty sure it was right at the beginning maybe just couple minutes in

[@gfinn805]

obsessed with the progression this show has taken. like sure, top 5 cities, top 5 chips, makes sense. and now it’s this and i, for one, love it.

[@CrumbisBumbis]

the exesive ball jokes have progressed into a surprising amount of sex positivity and I'm really here for it

[@thatg0thchick]

King Fergus from Brave should be on someone's list. Great dad, great husband, really loves his family and cares about their happiness. And brave as hell and strong.

[@procrastinating_celery4994]

I was hoping someone would put the inside out dad on their list. Shane's taste in dilfs is impeccable.

[@annamatos3904]

I need you guys to watch the straight to dvd 1996 classic Aladdin and the King of Thieves and then revisit these lists because Aladdin’s dad INVENTED the concept of being a dilf

[@ia79661]

Ryan’s fullthroated refusal to pronounce the letter T in any word is honestly inspiring

[@jennb8203]

It’s the Californian in him lol

[@L3105H]

The fact that neither Zeus nor Tarzan’s dad are anywhere to be seen on these lists is an absolute travesty. The facial hair? The cheekbones? The fact he’s a LITERAL GOD??? I demand satisfaction

[@tortugapoet]

DUDE. Tarzan's DAD! 🥵

[@amberdawn5372]

THANK YOU! I basically just made this same comment 😂

[@LizzianaJones]

As somebody who studied Greek mythology probably avoiding Zeus is probably for the best

[@Jess_nabs03]

I feel like I've never seen Shane embarrassed lol but gotta love how it's his spot on Goofy impression and pum pum energy bringing the wholesomeness

[@redeye1016]

How is that “wholesomeness”? I swear this word has zero meaning anymore

[@oliveraddison6143]

@@redeye1016 i think they just mean it’s wholesome bc it was such a genuine reaction

[@MBrown333]

Okay this got me too fired up so I had to make my own list….. 5) Chief Powhatan (Pocahontas’ dad) 4) Thomas O’Malley (Aristocats… honorary daddy) 3) Zeus (Hercules) 2) King Frederic (Tangled, Rapunzel’s dad) 1) TRAMP. How did y’all miss that one?! He’s a 10/10 dilf. Becomes a father at the end of the film. Such a good protector. Thoughts?

[@LizzianaJones]

In Shane’s defense in the live action Maurice was played by Kevin Kline so there’s that. Also this was cursed! Thank you! Im going to inflict this on my partner now!

[@andreamarie6501]

Joyce is my favorite. Pum pum energy unmatched. ✨️

[@bettycrash3092]

does anybody else think Marlin is definitely Ryan's type if he went for dudes? He said it and it just totally made sense to me.

[@fayevalentines]

oh absolutely

[@MB-sj2yu]

No us straught people don’t understand how that works

[@GrubbyJim]

So happy to see James from PATF getting the DILF recognition he deserves!

[@l0calcrypt1d]

This series has single-handedly convinced me to watch every watcher video with captions on

[@deprofundis3293]

What...what's different about the captions??...

[@bunnyb1599]

Gotta say watching this after having been sick for 3 days and being in some sort of half-aware I'm even alive state makes this show even fucking better. Joyce always helps, love her!