We Rant About Things

[@jacobcruik]

unneeded rants! yay

[@slurvtrutl526]

Nay!

[@shelbybricknell6201]

And we need more🙏

[@davidpadilla1354]

Praise God. Jesus, who reigns, my Husband and Son of God, comes soon. USA(Babylon) will be invaded by Russia to the east and China to the west and will lose. NYC will be destroyed. Repent and focus on Jesus. Plead the blood of Jesus. Rapture is soon and the kingdom of God is near, so be holy. Obama is the antichrist and will use the rfid chip as mark of the beast with the False Prophet named Francis from Catholicism. There will be three days of darkness so please prepare as that will be when Jesus shall visit people. There will be fallen angels and giants and zombies and massive deaths and disease and tsunami to USA California and New Jersey and Florida and famine and fireball. Aliens are demons dont trust them. Keep 10 commandments even Sabbath, bless and not curse, do unto others what you would want them to do unto you, dont get COVID vaccine, love God, love others, avoid homosexuality, witchcraft, sinful media like tv shows, unholy anime, love of money, sex outside of biblical marriage, adultery, masturbation, porno/hentai, anal and oral sex, drunkenness, pride, smoking, gossip, lying, lacking faith, materialism, fictional books, dolls like dolls from Disney, sinful movies like marvel, joking around, not loving God, unforgiveness, rap/music that doesn't glorify Jesus or God, cursing, hate, suicide, videos games, trusting in self or humans over trusting in God and His Word, having any idol than Jesus, bikini and inappropriate clothing, sex with animals, arrogance, rebellion, Santa Claus, freemasonry, energy drinks, skirts/dresses above the knee, tattoos, dying hair, not helping the poor and needy and widows, not being thankful to Jesus, not listening to parents, avoid following other religion other than following Jesus Son of God. I am an unprofitable servant and least of everything by infinity. Best blessings to everyone every second forever by infinity God willing. Shalom aleichem. Pray to Jesus and make Him first love over everything

[@fonzie2098]

But it was needed

[@yashshush]

Omg part 2 teaser

[@bela5475]

I’m Brazilian 🇧🇷 and I love to watch videos and podcasts to practice English. I love to listen to the bro show at my morning walk !

[@margpamo]

But don't mention the secret podcast, it's a secret!

[@dollystudios5349]

That’s amazing!

[@skylerwhitefan]

are u sure their heavy use of slang and jacob’s voice is good for learning english? jk hahahah

[@bela5475]

@@skylerwhitefan I’m already “fluent” (I’ve finished my course) I use it only to practice 😁

[@xboxandchill8616]

Lol bro... one of them has a really bad speech impediment and both of them mispronounce words all the time. please dont learn english from them!!

[@PipitLady]

With all these dumb political debates it’s nice to hear arguments of value

[@davidpadilla1354]

Praise God. Jesus, who reigns, my Husband and Son of God, comes soon. USA(Babylon) will be invaded by Russia to the east and China to the west and will lose. NYC will be destroyed. Repent and focus on Jesus. Plead the blood of Jesus. Rapture is soon and the kingdom of God is near, so be holy. Obama is the antichrist and will use the rfid chip as mark of the beast with the False Prophet named Francis from Catholicism. There will be three days of darkness so please prepare as that will be when Jesus shall visit people. There will be fallen angels and giants and zombies and massive deaths and disease and tsunami to USA California and New Jersey and Florida and famine and fireball. Aliens are demons dont trust them. Keep 10 commandments even Sabbath, bless and not curse, do unto others what you would want them to do unto you, dont get COVID vaccine, love God, love others, avoid homosexuality, witchcraft, sinful media like tv shows, unholy anime, love of money, sex outside of biblical marriage, adultery, masturbation, porno/hentai, anal and oral sex, drunkenness, pride, smoking, gossip, lying, lacking faith, materialism, fictional books, dolls like dolls from Disney, sinful movies like marvel, joking around, not loving God, unforgiveness, rap/music that doesn't glorify Jesus or God, cursing, hate, suicide, videos games, trusting in self or humans over trusting in God and His Word, having any idol than Jesus, bikini and inappropriate clothing, sex with animals, arrogance, rebellion, Santa Claus, freemasonry, energy drinks, skirts/dresses above the knee, tattoos, dying hair, not helping the poor and needy and widows, not being thankful to Jesus, not listening to parents, avoid following other religion other than following Jesus Son of God. I am an unprofitable servant and least of everything by infinity. Best blessings to everyone every second forever by infinity God willing. Shalom aleichem. Pray to Jesus and make Him first love over everything

[@sadbtch1827]

Frrr

[@lemonflavoredcloroxbleach9628]

@@davidpadilla1354 girl what

[@byobandladygagafan]

I just had surgery this morning and I’m high af on medicine and dying of laughter from this

[@Tracey209]

what kinda surgery

[@jessaustin1502]

Hope you’re doing well!!!

[@amber8285]

im sober and crying at this video 😭😭

[@nathybe123]

THANK U FOR BRINGING UP CHRISTINA WAS IN THAT ICONIC 2003 VMA KISS TOO! they all just focused on justin like he hadn't dedicated a whole ass music video to britney with cry me a river like boo get over it she's already kissing miss madonna, christina just felt like the sibling no one remembers BUT THEN AGAIN LIL KIM WAS THERE TOO??? idk the vmas were wild in the good old golden days

[@iamgreeeen]

"Being pissed and mad but thriving at the same time"

[@kadehays9244]

i wipe like a little bit hovering over the toilet like just a tiny bit so i don’t have to reach into the bowl but i’m also not standing up

[@oZANNYo]

Come through quads!!!

[@davidpadilla1354]

Praise God. Jesus, who reigns, my Husband and Son of God, comes soon. USA(Babylon) will be invaded by Russia to the east and China to the west and will lose. NYC will be destroyed. Repent and focus on Jesus. Plead the blood of Jesus. Rapture is soon and the kingdom of God is near, so be holy. Obama is the antichrist and will use the rfid chip as mark of the beast with the False Prophet named Francis from Catholicism. There will be three days of darkness so please prepare as that will be when Jesus shall visit people. There will be fallen angels and giants and zombies and massive deaths and disease and tsunami to USA California and New Jersey and Florida and famine and fireball. Aliens are demons dont trust them. Keep 10 commandments even Sabbath, bless and not curse, do unto others what you would want them to do unto you, dont get COVID vaccine, love God, love others, avoid homosexuality, witchcraft, sinful media like tv shows, unholy anime, love of money, sex outside of biblical marriage, adultery, masturbation, porno/hentai, anal and oral sex, drunkenness, pride, smoking, gossip, lying, lacking faith, materialism, fictional books, dolls like dolls from Disney, sinful movies like marvel, joking around, not loving God, unforgiveness, rap/music that doesn't glorify Jesus or God, cursing, hate, suicide, videos games, trusting in self or humans over trusting in God and His Word, having any idol than Jesus, bikini and inappropriate clothing, sex with animals, arrogance, rebellion, Santa Claus, freemasonry, energy drinks, skirts/dresses above the knee, tattoos, dying hair, not helping the poor and needy and widows, not being thankful to Jesus, not listening to parents, avoid following other religion other than following Jesus Son of God. I am an unprofitable servant and least of everything by infinity. Best blessings to everyone every second forever by infinity God willing. Shalom aleichem. Pray to Jesus and make Him first love over everything

[@kellyeileen9875]

@@davidpadilla1354 Shalom Alichem to you too

[@miaobrien9845]

@@davidpadilla1354 Shush

[@myalovescheese3707]

They are so dramatic I love it ❤️

[@nathybe123]

we rant about things should be a series

[@Arichiiii]

Me just fried up some fries and wanted to enjoy them while watching youtube: "Uuu a new video from Jacob!" *Clicks* Jacob: Poop! Me: ...

[@erichoeberling835]

I thought everyone wiped standing up. I literally don’t get blindly putting your hand into a dirty toilet

[@amiyah8863]

✨ positively talking negatively about things✨ - 2020

[@chrishirecat]

I realized recently that one of my top pet peeves is when people dont understand what INTROVERT and EXTROVERT means, and when someone asks them "Are you an introvert or an extrovert?" they ALWAYS act like introvert is the worse of the two. When they respond "I'm both an introvert and an extrovert because like I don't HATE hanging out with people and I can go out and hangout with friends or family but then I do like to spend time alone." Like YEA.. you and the ENTIRE f*king world. Everyone is like that! It doesn't mean you are both an introvert and an extrovert! How do you recharge your batteries??? What drains you, being around people or being alone? Just because someone is an introvert it doesn't mean that they hate hanging out with people. It means that to recharge they need to spend time alone doing their own thing. It doesn't mean you're antisocial. For god's sake do some fucking research and don't think you're special because you are both introvert and extrovert when in reality you're probably just stupid lol

[@chrishirecat]

BTW before anyone comes for me yes I do recognize that ambiverts exist but I have to argue that 99% of people who answer this question this way have no clue wtf introvert and extrovert actually means to understand if they are an ambivert or not. And I dont think ambiverts are as common as stupid people who don't know what this shit means. lol I just really love personality types and understanding myself/others to be able to interact with them better and have healthier relationships. So when people just say stupid shit like this it makes me SO MAD

[@BrianaLynn7]

@@chrishirecat i dont know where i get my energy bc im just depressed lmao

[@mewmiki]

I honestly didn't expect to be dragged so hard by this video. I am called out as a stand-up wiper today. ;_;

[@ShiroganeIchigo]

Same! Lol I was excited to watch and was immediately attacked 😭

[@dilshani01]

Samee but it's not really standing, more like squatting over the toilet and I thought everyone did that

[@Meiabell]

As a never once stand up wiper, I’m curious

[@doodlebob9147]

Dilshani Hitihamu Nah I straight up stand up pretty far away from the toilet LMAO

[@flowerbabyliz]

Same here but at least we arent hose people who leave their butthole print on the seat. Idk who those people are but god damn ur the reason I avoid public bathrooms.

[@shelleymuhlenkamp121]

Plot twist. They are actually ranting about things they do and Jacob and Lucas are standing up wipers.😂😱

[@kawaiimonkey5806]

No one: Jacob: all the links are below..heheheh 🤭

[@kawaiimonkey5806]

Y'all entertaining and das on PERIODTTT! 😌💅✨

[@gabrielleflorence6636]

ok but why does this video only have 500 likes likeeeee literally one of the funniest youtubers

[@rbrand1098]

I’m sorry but like it’s impossible to wipe sitting down. I LITERALLY DUNK MY WHOLE HAND IN THE TOILET BOWL

[@alexbk440]

I read hand as head at first and now I'm traumatized

[@johancantu2324]

Where is the designer leg hair 😳

[@dray1869]

who tf wipes standing up?? This might be the worst thing I've ever heard in my whole life, I had to pause the video to process this information

[@phoebebridgerton4346]

Who tf wipes sitting down? Do y’all like stick your hand in the toilet to do it, I can’t even imagine bye Chile-

[@heatherrose9709]

Idek how to do it while sitting down wtf

[@phoebebridgerton4346]

@@heatherrose9709 SAME

[@munktastic3750]

@@phoebebridgerton4346 I’m sorry but I wipe while sitting down. It’s pretty satisfying and standing up while wiping, makes the poop fall on the floor.

[@rbrand1098]

@@phoebebridgerton4346 FR ITS LIKE DUNKING YOUR HAND IN POOP WATER

[@beefynubs7363]

jacob do u want me to send u the story about my moms possessed next door neighbor for the pod? bc either way ima do it

[@jayelb5094]

DO IT

[@amandasayshi]

I need to hear about this 😳

[@yooseul__]

s e n d i t

[@rei_xx]

"Yeah, cause sometimes you smell poop," this sent me

[@jessicamessicaYT]

💀💀💀

[@jadynreeder4822]

This is the earliest I've been to a video🥺 you guys are so funny

[@Karly_Elise]

The main thing that makes ME rant are these two fake "friends" I have, that I'm trying to get away from. I always talk to my best friend about it, and she gives me advice, so that's good. Love your guys' videos!!!

[@user-lp2vz7jx7c]

1 dislike in 7 minutes? Haters have notifications on

[@mrendo5593]

The dislikes are just the people who wipe standing up😒🤚

[@amberb5799]

i love videos like this. just lucas and jacob talking about random shit while slightly insulting society

[@anajuliaanffe9583]

I love how I can never tell when they are being serious

[@flutterbye781]

The reason we feel like we live in a simulation is because the simulations of video games and movies are based on real life so the line gets blurred for us, especially now with online shopping and ordering it’s basically like when you’re playing sims and you just click on a building and the action happens rather than having to do it yourself. The more technology evolves the more life becomes closer to the simulations we’ve created to mimic reality

[@tamara10]

Ranting about the family genetics, that what my siblings and I do too, that and about childhood trauma

[@JazzyB9481]

My current life goal is to get a response from Jacob and Lucas, I LOVE YOU GUYS 🥰

[@almita6603]

I love y’all so much like you don’t even know😭

[@gabbyd14]

people who wipe standing up be like: 👁 👁 👄

[@whatever6701]

Im confused as to how you can wipe sitting??? How is that possible? You like lay back and spread while on the toilet to wipe or??? Lean forward and reach behind you to wipe? Someone explain. Edit: I asked my mom and was disowned when I told her I wipe standing up.

[@lemonflavoredcloroxbleach9628]

LMAO IM SO CONFUSED LIKE YOUR HAND IS LITERALLY GOING TO TOUCH THE WATER I THOUGHT IT WAS NORMAL TO STAND UP DOESNT YOUR BACK HURT LEANING FORWARD WHAT

[@whatever6701]

@@lemonflavoredcloroxbleach9628 so the way its supposed to be is that you sorta tilt your butt so half is off the toilet seat, giving you room to shove your hand in to wipe. It actually works and you dont touch the seat or anything. And what Lucas said about the poop being stuck between the cheeks when you stand up is totally valid 🤣 when you do the sitting method there is no poop squished between the cheeks which means easier wipe, less waste of tp. I can't believe it took me years to find out the magical secrets of sit wiping 💀 however, I probably wouldnt do this method in a public toilet tbh. Not gonna risk the off chance that my hand touches the seat.

[@lemonflavoredcloroxbleach9628]

@@whatever6701 ohhhh I’m gonna try it next time LMAOAKDJ

[@jessicamessicaYT]

I rotate my weight all to one cheek and lift up to the side

[@p3t3w3ntz]

I CLICKED RIGHT WHEN I GOT THE NOTIFICATION 😔🤚LOVE YALL 🤍

[@KenzWazHere]

1:30-1:50 is literally me while playing among us. 😬

[@katarinabush5390]

Acute means severe but it also means that it’s not life long. So someone can have acute bronchitis where the symptoms come on really fast and are really uncomfortable as opposed to someone with chronic bronchitis where it is a life long reoccurring illness.

[@thoughtsoflasiaalu]

Lmfaoaoaoaoa I genuinely don’t know how to wipe while sitting, seriously 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 this was soooooo funny

[@avaruuskoira]

i love you two too much. i am addicted

[@rpotapenko]

I’m 30 and I literally thought acute meant the opposite this whole time. Whaaaaat

[@aj_814]

pretty sure it generally means sudden onset as in the opposite of chronic

[@tradumily]

You were right for 30 years

[@AuttiXo]

What about that guy that catches his poop with his hand before it hits the water?! 🤢

[@catsecon1653]

I don't know what I was expecting, but pooping standing up was not it lmaoo. Love y'all

[@emilylabonte5383]

the 10 people who dislike are the ones who wipe standing up. Please delete your social media!

[@mooma10]

I was eating and got 1 minute in and I'm sorry, Jacob, You're one of THOSE channels...

[@elaine378]

the way i spent so long making food so i can watch this while eating and the first topic was about wiping poop

[@CJ-fn4fj]

Make another basement boys movie please! Love u guys

[@helixjac2394]

breakfast is the most important meal for growing kids, when you get older you can skip it when you are getting older. I skip sometimes when I am not hungry and I am 15, it's fine. Also make sure to eat fruits, proteins, good carbs, and fats, when I skip breakfast I have a snack later before lunch and water. This is what I was taught by my family as my family has lots of doctors and nurses, but make sure to talk to your doctor if you can because google can be confusing sometimes.

[@lilliz829]

they always make me laugh 🥺

[@kylelo7884]

Jacob is so adorable 😍

[@MissManic719]

I've been watching your vids all morning and I saw this and clicked so fast!!

[@madilynkeyes6266]

I stand up.😔

[@99centlips]

lucas: do not make an exorcist happen on me did he forget the word exorcism exists??

[@chante41]

yayyyy something to watch while I eat dinner I love y'all sm 💞💞💞

[@Ali-ot6wn]

Me awake at 11:51 now seeing ghosts in my room

[@cierraeras]

I wipe sitting down but the last wipe is standing

[@minnimouse1998]

Y’all rly don’t know what acute means LMAOO

[@secretlyamonkey]

mfw i just stood up to wipe as they say it’s disgusting

[@kellyh8993]

LMAO same tho

[@jessicamessicaYT]

Why did you have to come for Kim K & James Charles like that??? I’m dying.

[@_Kuma_]

I have no idea how people wipe while sitting. But I don’t have any cake so maybe that’s why it’s easy for me.

[@elij325]

"We could be living in a dinosaurs asshole" lol can we please make this an actual conspiracy theory

[@mksketchms]

All i ever needed. Thankyou.

[@emma_b3128]

Acute means small...

[@Amanda-ib1os]

6:37 I CAAAAANT

[@bobthebuilder7911]

My friends and I went on a scramble ride togehter and all three of us stupidly got into the same seat, even though the instructor told us it's only 2 people per seat. That shit was sooo painful. I'm the smallest out of the three of us so I sat in the middle. That shit really sucked, they were both crushing the shit out of my hips. And one of my friends has sort of wide hips so the side she was sitting on was poking my hips so hard. That ride felt like it was going on for 400 years. We all felt so dumb after doing that

[@daily8098]

omgggg yayyy! this made my day. love u guys

[@afrobhee189]

😂😂😂I'm not done watching but I'm already laughing so hard💞

[@aj_814]

perfect pitch is just when someone can recognize a note just by hearing it, and generally can recognize/replicate the chords of a song or piece just by hearing a it. if you ever meet someone with perfect pitch, you'll know- they'll tell you. they're like the vegans of the music world. this post was made by the lingling40hours gang we know all about perfect pitch

[@Tracey209]

LMFAOOO jacob hitting the tv?? 💀💀😂

[@kirstym6880]

Omg u just hover over the toilet enough to not have to put ur hand in the bowl lmaooo

[@user-lp2vz7jx7c]

Another shitshow. I love it

[@mcminnm]

I didn’t know what embox meant either! ❌⭕️

[@selena_queentanillaperez9183]

After watching this I now wipe sitting down thank you guys for opening my eyes🤩

[@j-rodthelibrarykid1166]

10:48 who remembers in Fred the movie Kevin: FROM DAY ONE, I'VE BEEN TOLD I HAVE PERFECT PITCH! AAaAaaaaAA I CAN HIT ALL THE NOTES

[@londonhensch6571]

im happy now thanks uncle jacob

[@dev5122]

PEOPLE WHO RECLINE THEIR AIRPLANE SEATS OMG except old people they can do whatever they want 😚

[@anna_banana414]

But not the racist or homophobic old people. They can NOT have my extra leg room for their seat reclining.

[@Rona44]

I wipe standing up I can’t do it sitting 🥴

[@tianamasso54]

This is my favorite KZbin video ever 😂😂😂

[@ayydengreyy]

TELL ME WHYYYY I'm watching this video when in the middle I get an ad. it just so happens I got the ad right after u guys talked about the horror movies, and the ad was for a horror movie low-key abt one of my biggest fears. I don't believe in coincidences so im. kinda... scared? um

[@linawan]

please rant some more :D

[@rolaskatox2828]

NO MORE WIPING it’s 2021! wash your asses!

[@ayla512]

Yassss

[@darinhareis9451]

💗💗💗💗

[@bxtterfly_bxbbles6356]

who whips standing up what the he-

[@BrianaLynn7]

some people need to stand up we are not flexible don't judge us okay bye

[@alannahlynn3974]

I haven’t even watched the video yet 😭

[@honeydew5418]

LUCAS IS WEARING THE SAME OUTFIT IN HIS VIDEO THAT ALSO CAME OUT TODAY

[@SourceAdversary]

I Love You, Jacob & Lucas!

[@pariswilson670]

I stand up a wipe. De other way is uncomfy

[@iusethisplatform]

Breakfast is not the most important meal of the day and you can go without it as long as you still eat well later on. As long as you eat a good amount of food during the day, you’re fine 😹

[@margpamo]

I'm coming out as a standing up wiper

[@ShiroganeIchigo]

UNITE!

[@slurvtrutl526]

I'm blackmailing you for big money

[@99centlips]

a feature is different than a sample!

[@mandyjohnson]

Lucass hitting the seat 🤣 ilygsm 😘

[@idk7525]

Use water

[@amber8285]

i love you two so fkn much T______T

[@lma1069]

yes

[@alex-tz6lt]

yes

[@mamasitamelinda558]

Lol I’ve watched this immediately

[@elisadianaongascensio1042]

Wait now im wondering do i wipe standing or sitting down i never thought about it, is standing like straight legs and is sitting down not moving from pooping position?????

[@Hi-ee8ln]

The only thing that gets me through the week are their videos and the pod

[@emma_b3128]

I found out that both my brother and cousin stand up and wipe 😭😭

[@darinhareis9451]

💗💗💗💗💗