We're Pregnant! - H3 After Dark # 38

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[@LaurenElizabethYT]

Theodore telling Hila “Go pee on a stick” is the most hilariously wholesome thing ever

[@mikaylynk2586]

What time?

[@shania9528]

Time 20:20 :)

[@ScottishAnnie]

kids never miss a thing, amount of times my kids came out with unexpected stuff thats been heard lol lot of times funny but lot of omg noooo times lol @Lauren Elizabeth ohh I'm a true crime fan, going to check out your videos

[@LaurenElizabethYT]

@@ScottishAnnie kids are always hilariously adorable! Also ooh yay, thank you! Hope you enjoy the videos. I’m currently pretty awkward on camera but hopefully I’ll improve aha

[@DanHarkless_Halloween_YTPs_etc]

I was pleasantly reminded of a soundbite that KROQ's Kevin & Bean morning show used to play all the time of Dr. Drew (probably from the original KROQ incarnation of _Loveline)_ saying, "Pee on this stick… for _me!"_

[@The__Gent]

Beginning: Hila taking life Ending: Hila giving life

[@laurenpetty1997]

YESSSSS😂😂👏👏

[@haileyramos7438]

circle of life b**** ❤️

[@denirielle]

this is perfect

[@The__Gent]

@@haileyramos7438 😂😂😂

[@GoetiaTV]

Poor Dan looking like my cat when I start vacuuming.

[@AF-zx3uz]

Ethan and Hila's future second child: "Can I please watch the episode where you announced your pregnancy with me?" *majority of the episode is Harry Potter fanfiction

[@emilee7021]

immediately before: “dr fauci eats babies”

[@chloeneal6624]

🤣🤣

[@kiatasteslikerainbow]

I laughed so hard at this comment 😂

[@chloeneal6624]

@@kiatasteslikerainbow yes, GOLD! Just got to the end of the episode ❤️ My son turns 1 in 2 weeks and I’m 😍

[@az3049]

“Shredder come here, mommy’s super pregnant” Ethan’s excitement makes me so happy, and this whole teams excitement is so wholesome!

[@iloveyou2274]

Omg I'm so happy for you guys

[@DerNorm]

Where do hear excitement? All I hear is the same dumb, monotone voice during the whole video.

[@olivia-pu8uf]

@@DerNorm lmao why are you on the video if you are just gonna hate? i hope you find peace and self love for yourself

[@DerNorm]

@@olivia-pu8uf because I don’t like brainless hypocrites.

[@emiliaamanda8505]

@@DerNorm you must be an intellectual then

[@sofiathefirstchampion4393]

FROM THE BEGINNING TO THE END, THIS WAS HILA’S EPISODE

[@2542lauren]

It’s Hilas world and we’re just blessed to live in it

[@chiedwards60]

the gatsby segment had me in tears

[@cheekybananaboy3361]

every episode is hilas episode, except off the rails

[@gracechristina8869]

I am so happyyyyyy for them

[@laurencapshaw6863]

She’s the star of the show. Always has been

[@cupknee]

man i wish i was like hila. she’s like me where she doesn’t really raise her voice but she still knows how to confront an issue and chase ethan down with a gatsby.

[@empac8631]

She cares and she kills

[@bl0ndiel0x]

I talk loud regardless so this is a hopeless endeavor for me, lmao

[@saphirejess]

Omg still laughing so hard at that 😬😂😂

[@SpoilerAlert__]

Yep, the military will do that to you

[@nitrorose986]

I wish I was like her she is like me haha that makes none of the sense

[@CassieCat5410]

Hila chasing everyone in the office around on the Gatsby is just absolutely sending me! Also, I am beyond happy for Ethan and Hila expecting another baby! I always saw them as like my internet mom and dad and it’s just so wholesome watching their family grow.

[@rosewood917]

LMFAOOOO THIS WAS SO FUNNY

[@tink58bell]

They became my internet mom and dad after Jenna Marbles left youtube

[@vandanab100]

Ethan: Theodore’s gonna be a big brother now.... Hila: Yeah, and Shredder

[@mihaamihaela5247]

Lol

[@ace_1989]

This hits different now

[@coliebender3881]

Congrats guys! Side note Love trying to be included is the cutest. He kept leaving messages on his screen and then had some pictures of champagne for the announcement 🤣

[@vera6337]

He kept looking to the side too to look like he’s directly beside Dan and nodding his head whenevr he talks 🤣 so cute!!

[@nicolepearce9036]

We love Love

[@EmptyIsland]

Love’s on screen jokes are going to be my new favorite part of the show. “I’m shifting RN” took me out lmaoo

[@apologygirl420]

Time stamp?

[@mik4y140]

@@apologygirl420 1:22:57

[@kaitlynseawood]

“I’m gen z” lmaooo

[@void7100]

ikr 😭😭 i loved “Dan speaking facts” as well LOL

[@Nico-lp6pn]

"With awesome ->" was also great. especially him trying to fit it on screen lmao

[@idontgivetkachuk2997]

*Ethan yesterday:* “Hila wouldn’t let me do this if she where here, that’s why it’s off the rails boiii” *Hila today:* Rides around on the Gatsby like a badass granny who gives no fucks.

[@brynniefresh9746]

while pregnant no less

[@keinmyster8549]

@@brynniefresh9746 stupid asf

[@sammi_sublime]

@@brynniefresh9746 you may not know this but you can do a lot of things pregnant

[@sammi_sublime]

@@brynniefresh9746 WHUT

[@neumillennium]

Holy shit this is the first time I’ve ever seen the H3 stickers! Amazing

[@chrisgomez215]

Hila mowing everyone down with the Gatsby while being pregnant...ICONIC

[@mothoon]

Ethan can lose weight faster by just having Hila chase him with the Gatsby

[@walmartrotisseriechicken]

omg genius

[@shooglechic]

If this ain't going to be the next remote pod, then...

[@bigheadbungo]

"hela"

[@CbaDropDead]

That's freaking perfect😂

[@tfa_daryl7372]

Oh my- I think you’re onto something here. Like.. I’ve never seen Ethan move this fast. 😲😱

[@MrDawia3]

Zach: ‘is that alpha as fuck AB?’ AB: ‘you tell me bro’ DYING

[@kyle3637]

Hila: "you think this is a game Ethan?" Ethan: *unbridled, blood curdling screaming*

[@amicst]

I kept replaying that part lmaooo

[@ChronicSynchronizer]

OH NOW ITS NOT A TOY?

[@kristiriley]

My heart literally melted to pieces the way Ethan reacted to Hila when she said she was hungry. His love for his wife is so pure! They're so darn cute together, I swear! 🥰😊💗

[@kaylahaverty8683]

Why am I crying at them talking about wanting a huge family?? It’s just so adorable I bet they are the best parents.

[@theelsalundberg]

ikr 🥺 it’s so sweet

[@missbieber1211]

@@lazylion420 you sound miserable! Sad for you

[@kaylahaverty8683]

@@lazylion420 I’m 25, I’m happy for them and their growing family. It’s not easy for Hila to get pregnant, so it makes me emotional to see that they’re able to get something that isn’t easy for them and a lot of others to achieve.

[@calicocritter420]

@@lazylion420 I don't think it's an age thing, I think its a personal thing that you need to work through

[@MoodyLoser96]

@@lazylion420 I forgot to add I'm also pregnant making it that more emotional. 🤣 No longer use h3h3's comments to express yourself thank you.

[@yup5053]

hila chasing everyone around on the gatsby was the funniest thing

[@Bubbijs]

I hope Love keeps putting up images/gifs/captions on his screen. Even when the crew doesn’t notice it, we are loving it

[@deweyleavitt8499]

the new baby going back to watch the moment their parents found out about them and hearing their dad talk about quadruple penetration from Draco Malfoy 👁️👄👁️

[@smalltownvvitch]

I wake up in Hermione's room.She says 'what are you doing here?' She duplicates herself..

[@kellybelly5045]

when ethan and hila talked about getting a vasectomy, ethan said “i’ll get the snip dude, you’ve already done enough.” that’s the manliest thing i’ve ever heard.

[@rae7864]

Right?? So sweet..

[@elainemcguire]

Time stamp please??

[@thaniayuh]

@@elainemcguire 26:07 :)

[@elainemcguire]

@@thaniayuh thank you!!☺️☺️

[@nick3221]

You haven’t heard much manly stuff then, I guess

[@Faunaviolet]

love is quickly becoming my favorite crew member. I love all the little annecdotes and silly stuff he does on his little robot screen.

[@jaycie.m]

Same! Everytime they cut to Dan, I’m always checkinng to see what Love has on his screen 😂

[@nicoleashleyknox]

It has totally engaged him and I love seeing his personality more!

[@itsnotwhatitlookslike.7610]

Hila: *Yelling in lowercase* do you think this is a game Ethan?

[@pariss2416]

Yelling in lowercase 😆

[@elenasecura]

dan's enthusiastic yell/clapping after hila's announcement was incredible...

[@idontgivetkachuk2997]

Dan’s a good man 😌

[@chenaraseepersad3482]

We love Dan

[@Browndrea]

Anyone else excited for the Frenemies episode where they talk about this? Or when Auntie Trisha just whips out all the boujee baby shower gifts 😂 EDIT: oof this aged like a fine milk

[@x0xmadix0x]

A bedazzled rattle or pacifier 😂

[@b1k2q34]

Auntie Trisha. Scary. Trisha as a mother? So much scarier.

[@stalebread9825]

@@b1k2q34 yes but daddy moses!?

[@mollyoxy]

@@b1k2q34 nah auntie Trisha isn’t scary

[@sunflowertrashcan]

@@mollyoxy right? Auntie Trisha is gonna enjoy spoiling them!

[@michaelfleming8490]

An average guy: “I’m so happy, honey!” Ethan: “You did it, dude!”

[@nathanael0278]

I think that’s a California thing, I call my girl “dude” all the time

[@laurendanymedrano5673]

@@nathanael0278 I’m Texan and we do the same lol I guess it depends on how comfortable people around each other lol

[@resiack]

@@nathanael0278 Definitely not just a Cali thing. I live in MA and I've called my girl dude. Some girls have questioned me on it before as if I were calling them a guy.

[@twenty9fireflies186]

My husband and I call each other dude and bro all the time, we're in NJ. I feel its a coastal/metropolitan area thing.

[@mikkit876]

California definitely says it a lot. Idk about elsewhere. My ex use to throw a fit if I called him a dude lol

[@skyvenger7724]

Me expecting them to talk about their future kid Hila : tries to kill ethan and the whole h3h3 crew on a electronic chair

[@hillelkita2354]

ITS A DISABILITY MOBILITY

[@dssvlogz4444]

Dumb comment u don’t need to comment on everything u are ruining the platform

[@g3inius]

The beginning skit is even funnier considering that Hila's pregnant LOL

[@urban_chameleon6061]

It looks like I’m watch another genre of the office lol 😂

[@graceema3304]

@@urban_chameleon6061 I feel they have The Office vibes in the studio

[@beingbeckeroni]

I love Snapped Hila laying down the law on the Gatsby.

[@empac8631]

Brought me back to the old H3 days

[@cowyeti21]

it's terrifying

[@Prideminute]

I’m super late to the party, but I’m watching old episodes I haven’t seen before & I’m crying over ethans reaction to hila getting the text 😭 what a beautiful moment 💗💗

[@annmarieames9930]

Watching it back, Hilda's eyes kept shifting to that phone. Then she started to bounce a little like she was nervous. What a pure, beautiful moment!!! Thank you for sharing this with us... my heart swelled.

[@gigibarraz1]

she bounces like that in every episode

[@davidurdahl6656]

Lol Hilda is new one. It's Hila...

[@Xxpianoplayerx]

Hahaha hilda

[@decentlyaverage9483]

HILDA MOMENT

[@ariseira_]

@@davidurdahl6656 autocorrect I'm sure

[@Zeo170]

ETHAN! My wife and I are also 35 year old. We've also been trying for 2 years and tried IUI a couple times with no result. We've also had other complications making getting pregnant harder. But my wife got positive test 2 days ago and we're also 4 and a half weeks in. Grats as well!

[@henotic.essence]

Praying for a healthy, happy pregnancy for you and your family 😇🙏

[@katymello3547]

Congrats!! 🍾

[@andreawoods6074]

Congratulations!

[@hannahraines7400]

CONGRATS!!!!! that is literally so damn exciting!! Wishing you and yours the best!💜💜 good luck!

[@chelseax2351]

Amazing!

[@salamandersaladbar5018]

Ethan talking about triplets while he’s wearing that shirt!🧸💜🧸💛🧸💚

[@karladelgado3183]

Also tall women are more likely to carry twins so who knows maybe she can carry triplets 🍀

[@salamandersaladbar5018]

@@doctorsatan so funny that it’s actually happening, Ethan should wear his lucky triplets shirt to their ultrasound this week🤩🧸

[@maddieisabadword3957]

"I'll snip, you do enough" god bless Ethan, get you a man who APPRECIATES what you do, damn~

[@ElizabethButters1111]

Ethan’s reaction to her saying she’s hungry was EVERYTHING

[@erohw]

Amen

[@drumspleasefab7379]

can you tell the time stamp plz 🥲

[@kevindube7096]

@@drumspleasefab7379 23:32

[@adalie-martinez8798]

IM SOBBING RN THAT WAS SO SWEET

[@Sprite_525]

Ethan instantly loves anybody who’s hungry 20% more , “youre one of me ! want pizza? “ 😆

[@yuliiza]

MAIN TOPIC TIMESTAMPS 3:11 - love's facial expressions 7:57 - james charles 8:48 - weird thirst trap 17:15 - hila's update 36:29 - james charles calls in 41:02 - donald trump calls in 50:03 - tiktok clips 54:58 - scratch & sniff 1:03:04 - harry potter "reality shifters" 1:40:05 - ethan & hila on: steven crowder 2:21:14 - steven crowder lawsuit 2:23:39 - legal correspondent calls in *2:37:05** - hila's announcement!*

[@ann1ka_]

thank you!

[@CFawkse]

Bless 🙌🏻

[@ebonyabsolom7190]

You are a god

[@stayhydrated8007]

tq!

[@cesarunknown4766]

I love you

[@BusyBeeStitchery]

This relationship is GOALS. The way Ethan looks at Hila is *everything* ❤️

[@cheyenneduszynski5714]

I’m just crying, Ethan loves her so much and how he is so excited about having a child with her it’s so beautiful

[@nikki2178]

They give me so much hope, I’m sitting here w tears Fallin off my face 🥺🥺🥺💕💕💕

[@earthavi]

what an absolute gift is was to see the excitement and joy of the pregnancy confirmation in real time. made me tear up 🥲 so happy for y’all. theodore and his sibling(s) are so blessed to have you both as their parents 🥰❤️❤️

[@unleashedmystery]

“You think this is a game” sound bite NOW

[@aangranaa5352]

I’ll send in the damn screen recording I took if I have to

[@wormswithteeth]

Dan saying *I want to come out* from last week as well. Zach used it but did. to put come out lol

[@Neigh_Thin]

Crowder is just saying to do your own research and don’t just believe everything blindly. That doesn’t mean you have to believe outlandish conspiracy theories. Be a smart, independent person and do your own research. Crowder constantly references the CDC in his shows

[@LegendRonk]

Like when his chick says she's pregnant, he doesn't even have to think about it.

[@edwo6648]

@@LegendRonk if the child is lucky the father is someone else.

[@tivonwatts5404]

@@edwo6648 okay Eddy lol

[@sha8photo]

Yeah honestly I’m flabbergasted at the idea of never questioning any authority. I would have thought the h3h3 team were better than that

[@edwo6648]

@@sha8photo you thought wrong, they are the lowest common denominator.

[@sellyirock44566]

can we get a sound bite of “do you think this is a game ethan”

[@kaliuma.9303]

LMAO

[@MamaDoctorJones]

All the pregnancy announcements come to my recommended and I literally love it so much. 👏👏 congrats!

[@usofine0690]

@@FreshNews247 omg she was their Doc?!

[@jenng6145]

I know it seems like everyone has either had a baby or is pregnant now. Miracles have definitely been worked for sure especially for raw Christy beauty. It's nice to see positive things happening like babies who are such blessings. ❤❤

[@RapunzelASMR]

same lol. I just gave birth to my second and it makes me feell like were all in this together XD

[@jenng6145]

I just followed you mama doctor jones! I looked at your content and I'm definitely gonna watch some of your videos right now!! ❤❤

[@jenng6145]

@@RapunzelASMR congrats to you!!! ❤❤❤

[@aschspectre]

“I’ll snip, you do enough” is like such a small sentence but says so much lol Ethan you are a great husband

[@morgthestallion]

i was cheering that was so cute lol

[@dazedstarfish]

seriously so sweet this is what true love is

[@alinadarmo]

Kinda sad how we have to appreciate that, like it should be the standard 😩

[@Ariana-yl3ww]

@@alinadarmo fr

[@theirmanager5204]

He is a king. It makes my heart melt

[@markhaus]

“I’m searching and porn is all that comes up” *love bot discretely turns towards his screen*

[@petezahut2432]

Making fun of Hila’s accent is just low. They dont know they’re talking about a CEO and professional carer!

[@krabbyLongLegs]

Isn’t bill gates a ceo and Ethan talks trash all the time?

[@garrie_carrison]

@@krabbyLongLegs he’s a (non-immigrant) white man. there’s a big difference.

[@krabbyLongLegs]

@@garrie_carrison oh gotcha, yeah I guess being a man will do that to you hehehe

[@Kat19760]

@@krabbyLongLegs Bill Gates isn't a very nice human. It makes it hard for me to feel very sorry for him.

[@krabbyLongLegs]

@@Kat19760there are many humans who are not nice regardless of the gender, one good example would be Ellen

[@beingbeckeroni]

“I’ll snip! You do enough...” WE STAN A HUSBAND WILLING TO TAKE ON BIRTH CONTROL! I’ve been told it’s very easy, less intense than a woman “tying her tubes” and easy to reverse for men!

[@dazedstarfish]

that "you do enough" is true love and real man vibes, so sweet

[@mycatisthecutestcatonearth199]

@Claudette yeah I read once that it can even be reversed after years on its own

[@stainSqaud]

Y’all have been dating the wrong ones . It makes me sad that this sentence makes y’all this happy . Like getting your tubes tied isn’t even reversable . Why wouldn’t I as a man get snipped ? It’s literally so much easier .

[@sweetestaphrodite]

Yeah, I too heard it’s reversible for men

[@RealElongatedMuskrat]

@Claudette you can indeed! So wild to think, right? I remember when I learnt that and it damn near flipped my world upside down.

[@bryantguzman512]

Never get rid of Love bot. I like his silent contributions

[@nicoleashleyknox]

He really is a part of the office instead of just on Zoom! It's so fun and I'm sure has boosted morale!

[@organicallyhannah]

He does the highlights which is probably more views than their full shows

[@olivia_vermast]

I love his little messages to the chat throughout the show, so cute!

[@Sweetbunnibabi]

Yes, he’s always giving us the Look 😏

[@inalaaa]

23:33 this moment is so cute lol he is always so eager to take care of her

[@SuperRaedizzle]

my first thought: THEODOR IS GONNA HAVE A SIBLING!!!

[@Angel-kc2dp]

SAMEEEE

[@arislamb35]

OMG RAE I STAN

[@jimmcnicholas9670]

......no shit captain obvious lol

[@jeanie.00]

@@jimmcnicholas9670 😂

[@0110101100011010]

Wow what a crazy thought

[@samsnothavingit2788]

Ethans face when they found out was so sweet and everyone celebrating for them in the background, I am crying rn also I bet Trisha is so excited and gonna spoil tf out of their baby 💖💖💖💖

[@yeah88942]

TRUEE AWW

[@christopherkalafatis6695]

This episode summed up in one quote: "MONEY BABY!"

[@kevindube7096]

Maybe they will name their next child Money (short for Montgomery I guess since they seem to like old-timey names)

[@maliacarinio2781]

i read this comment right as he said that lol

[@thedawgarmy6947]

Ethan: "Ethan Klien says Dr. Fauci eats BABIES" Hila's phone: Babies you say? 2:37:01

[@amandah6537]

1:05 the way the microphone caught Hila’s audio so clear, Ethan’s scream, the camera angle as she flys towards us...this podcast is the greatest

[@Encenia]

That will definitely become a meme

[@user-wj8ru7ej2r]

Bruh its like a scene from a horror movie

[@vicrattlehead2172]

Some random comment: Ethan should debate Crowder. Some random reply: People who can't think, can't debate. H3H3: **DELETE COMMENT** Ethan: Don't think about it. Also Ethan: **STUPID FACE**

[@freshurb8963]

WTF is wrong with this guy and his wrist, and eyebrow ticks. this is amazing stupidity on display here.

[@vicrattlehead2172]

​@@freshurb8963 Tourette Syndrome... There is probably a new woke word out there to describe it but I genuinely don't care.

[@mollynava4322]

The way Ethan gasped when Hilas said she’s kinda hungry and freaked out asking her what she wants to eat 🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺 The most precious man so sweet I can’t

[@naomisternfield5538]

WHEN WAS THAT?

[@lydz6859]

omg time stamp please 🤲

[@d3ad_do119]

24:26

[@d3ad_do119]

When it’s not 24.26

[@Ecanbee]

Ethan is Hila’s biggest cheerleader and I love it. They honestly seem more in love than ever. Congratulations you crazy kids! And thank you for sharing such a special moment with us 😭

[@courtneymsx]

For real its so refreshing to see, makes me believe I'll find true love like this one day ❤

[@Ecanbee]

@@courtneymsx I think most people are actually lucky enough to find it more than once. We are so conditioned to see anything that isn’t forever as a failure. I think true love can end quickly and so badly but it’s hopefully teaching us the lessons we need to build it stronger and longer-lasting with the “right” person! I’ve been with my current partner for 5-ish years and I know had we met earlier in life we wouldn’t have been a match. I don’t remember where I heard it but someone was talking about how relationships need to be maintained and that half the battle is actively choosing your partner everyday. Mainly that relationships aren’t passive and just existing in them isn’t usually going to cut it. That really stuck with me and it’s been really good advice for this long term (hopefully forever because if I have to date in my 30s I’m joining a convent lol) relationship. Sending you tons of good vibes!

[@fravineas]

omg i love this side of hila EDIT: my brother and I are 3 years apart and we're super close, so good timing on bb number 2

[@beepdogthefrogbeepdogthefr856]

Hila is just the coolest person and I'm possibly jealous Edit: (But she is also the second coolest person and I'm the first just to clarify)

[@kunjr]

@@beepdogthefrogbeepdogthefr856 I think it's okay to be jealous. She is amazing and they make an awesome couple ❤

[@sirduckykins]

Agreed! Every side of Hila is the best side of Hila ❤️

[@f.c.m.3865]

Caramba, eu te sigo no Twitter e não sabia que vc era fã deles kkkk

[@orimani6967]

I do love seeing hila roasting people 😂 the tissue thing and her responding to the dude doing her accent, is just so good, as Israeli she's is an amazing representation for us 😆

[@elliotbuchfink]

“In case he starts crying” 😂🤣🤣 Hila is so funny i swear she’s so quick witted

[@sgbabie]

time stamp ?

[@SamSam-mw7hq]

@@sgbabie 1:47:35

[@HermosaVida95]

That’s so adorable that Theodore tells his mom “pee on stick” 🥲 Congrats Hila and Ethan!

[@jeannie6258]

time stamp?

[@coffeeonzeetele]

“I’ll snip, you do enough” 😩😩

[@brooklyn1286]

I LITERALLY THOUGHT YESTERDAY “i wonder when ethan and hila are gonna have another child” OMG CONGRATS ✨💕

[@Yakushii]

Manifested it :D

[@Danielamram]

Cap

[@kristinreed7885]

Same!!

[@zerologic3847]

literally me too

[@midsummersnight3848]

I am CRYING for Ethan & Hila! GOD BLESS! They deserve this miracle so much. Theadore, Shredder & Alfredo are going to be the best big brothers EVER. 😍 PS: I'm currently on my 3rd round of IVF w/ my husband. If anyone sees this, I would appreciate ANY/ALL prayers and/or positive energy sent our way! It is such a difficult process, emotionally, physically and financially. We are so desperate to start a family, like the beautiful one these two are expanding on. Xo!. 💞💙

[@nabbyash]

Omg when Hila said she was hungry and Ethan GASPED and JUMPED like “what do you want!” 🥺🥺🥺🥺 HOW WHOLESOME

[@carlie5577]

Ummm…That came across as a manipulative move by a food addict, not “Oh, so wholesome.” You cannot be that naive.

[@nashcj]

@@carlie5577 girl no ur wrong

[@sashatorrico5099]

@@carlie5577 they’ve talked about how Hila has a hard time eating and gaining weight. He also said he needs to make sure she’s getting the calories she needs. To make sure her and baby are healthy. Come on man

[@alainamiller5903]

@@carlie5577 with peace and love, stfu.

[@imghost3032]

@@carlie5577 Ummm..🙄 Actually Ethan always talks about how Hila is a picky eater and it's hard to cook something she likes... So 🤨 he was exited she was hungry for something, unlike she usually is.

[@GuryWullums]

1:41:50 I fucking dare ethan to try debate Crowder or calling him a racist to his face lol

[@chloef5115]

Ethan jumping to help hila when she said she was hungry was so cute omg he’s so sweet I’m-

[@mannequinbrains]

petition for a segment of giving words or phrases to ethan to see if he can pronounce them

[@cheekybananaboy3361]

i sweat theyve literally talked about doing this multiple times and then they never did it 😔 or maybe they did and i forgot

[@emclovin6962]

and names of people/companies. “morph/morf” = morphs “drak-oh” = draco malfoy

[@stalebread9825]

Hes pretty smart but i also jumble my words and sound insane lol

[@Abitflippant]

If he concentrates I don't think he'll flub as much. It's when he's just spilling out his thoughts that he mispronounces.

[@kevindube7096]

If we can just submit nonsense, I’m in bc I want him to take the tab to tout the tree out of the sky’s spy’s secret ski wall with no feeling of any frolicking forest greasing geese

[@killaburribo]

i lost it at ethan making up the fanfic on the spot 💀

[@kaylad729]

literally started crying when they found out hila was pregnant. I have never had such genuine love for people i've never met lol

[@jessicapreston9808]

I’m pretty sure I said the same, exact thing in the comments section when they got pregnant with Theodore! It’s sooo exciting!

[@JaydeRyan]

Same!! Their family is just 🥺🥺

[@angelam9738]

*** TIMESTAMPS *** 0:01 - Hila rips Ethan a new one on the gatsby 1:55 - intro 8:40 - DISCUSTANG EUGHHH (brother thirst traps sister and mother) 17:17 - Hila’s exciting announcement 31:16 -- 35:40 - ADs 36:30 - James Charles calls in 41:04 - Orange man calls in 50:05 - Monster truck tik tok 55:00 - EEWWW (y’all need Jesus) 1:00:57 - Mayo recap/ Jewish debate 1:03:06 - Harry Potter reality shifters 1:21:30 - Harry Potter discourse (JK Rowling takedown) 1:27:48 - Ethan the fan fiction god 1:31:35 - Reacting to shifting toks 1:34:25 - Quick break (chat reading, fit check) 1:40:05 - H3H3 go in on steven crowder 2:23:40 - Chat with Emily Baker 2:37:06 - Hila confirms pregnancy!! (Celebration time)

[@SJ-rz2ey]

Thank uuuuuu❤️❤️❤️

[@margaritanewyork1033]

Thank you 💯💯💯💯

[@KarleneAlyssa]

Thank you I had to search so far for this!✌️& ❤️

[@zestysupreme9482]

Thank you!

[@ThatMooseJawGuy]

A man wearing a gun holster and cigar is a million times sexier than one wearing a beanie. Change my mind.

[@denisep6848]

It’s definitely sexier than wearing a tshirt with teddy bears and colored hearts

[@maram1378]

I can’t get my eyes off of Love whenever the camera pans to Dan. Love the smoldering facial expression.

[@amber1182]

i 💌 love

[@weliveinasociety4629]

Love the podcast sweetheart?? 👀

[@mommymilkies991]

Who is love?

[@maram1378]

@@mommymilkies991 he’s the bot man

[@LittleMonster148]

😬 The response to Crowder was embarrassing

[@Astroducc]

Truth is only embaressing for those who side with lies

[@sultanofswing7198]

@@Astroducc Hence why it was so embarrassing for H3

[@sdjslkdjlsskldjslkdjsl8262]

you're talking about him on ethan's comment section, instead of ethan's content. rent free.

[@LittleMonster148]

sdjslkdjls skldjslkdjsl I’m a frequent watcher lol I like H3, and this was cringe :-)

[@pinkjellybeans00]

@@LittleMonster148 it goes both ways. crowder was equally as cringy & hypocritical . They were both informed on multiple things.

[@lauraagata818]

ACTUAL Italian here. It is partly cultural, some Italians are very touchy and affectionate with their family members... But I find it very weird too lmao

[@Zach-sx8cm]

All I’m saying is dogs are sensitive to the supernatural, and as soon as crowder came on shredder started barking. He’s a lizard for sure. And holy shit when Zach played the sound bite “I try to think but nothin happens!” I lost it 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@janelleshea421]

When Love wrote “tank his wiki feet” I died laughing lmao and everyone keeps going on w the show doesn’t mention it .. reminded me of a subliminal message I almost fell over laughing so hard

[@calebkdesign]

It's like love is talking directly to the viewers 😆

[@ashleyb7739]

Love adds so much to the show, especially with the Bot 😂

[@debbieliz8612]

@star luv YES. I LOVE, LOVE.

[@janelleshea421]

@star luv agreed!!! He’s becoming a favorite of mine quickly

[@sarahmcfetridge1391]

“I made it to americaaaa” I’m dead hila is so funny. Who could make fun of hila at all she is the sweetest person ever

[@shooklizard9039]

Loool love her

[@wenchsauce]

My depression has been getting the best of me today and the pure joy after the announcement seriously gave me a boost I desperately needed. CONGRATS ON TEDDY2.0

[@Alicehad3cats]

Much love to you! Depression is no joke, but I hope you’ll get help and support you need to feel better soon❤️

[@stink6974]

Same :^( hang in there comrade

[@stalebread9825]

Money baby hang in there!

[@user-qb5dd6lq2p]

*Not even kidding, male weight loss can greatly improve count and quality of sperm!! Proud of your hard work Ethan!! And proud of Hila always! Congrats!!*

[@bumpasaurus487]

It’s too bad Ethan didn’t post a pic of his magical impregnating load to Instagram

[@Samsammiesamantha]

@@bumpasaurus487 LMAO WUT 💀

[@bumpasaurus487]

@@Samsammiesamantha he said he had a feeling after busting it, that it was a special load. I’m interested to see what Ethans magical child-producing load was like, it’s a piece of history. Def more interesting than that jar of bell’s spit they used to have 😂😂😂

[@officialyadi]

@@bumpasaurus487 wtf 😂

[@Ghostkittens40]

People who don’t want to think for themselves or read a label, shouldn’t breed.

[@wellwouldntyouliketoknow4137]

And yet they are on baby number two.

[@TheRadiationbum]

Well maybe they'll start thinking more now that they been made fun of for saying dumb things, but their childish response and lack of any effort to try and understand why what they said was dumb doesn't give me hope

[@omega458]

and people that can't understand what they're saying shouldn't breed LOL they're clearly talking about mask rules since there is a virus that can harm you.... god so much cringe in the comments XD

[@jasonalbarran7244]

@@greenpyro let’s compare trying to prevent the worsening of a pandemic to the holocaust because that always makes sense, right?

[@mrsdaisy4565]

"You dont have to think about it" now i know how we got in this situation as a country. Wow

[@kdubs0527]

Hila: Im hungry Ethan: 😲 what can i get you??? that was so cute

[@susanbennett9062]

That was soooo sweet. He loves her so much.

[@ayylmao8562]

He just wants to order fast food lol

[@yeah88942]

"WHAT DO U WANT? R U HUNGRY RN?" XD

[@sammi_sublime]

Omfg time stamp so I can see it again anyone

[@henotic.essence]

I haven't had a BELLY LAUGH from youtube in SO LONG, but Hila vs Ethan on the scooter was badass mom energy, "SO YOU THINK ITS A TOY STILL!?!"

[@alyflores5897]

Lmao Ethan “I KNEW IT WHEN I PUT THAT LOAD IN THE CUP...” Hila: “stop with the load 🤦🏻‍♀️😂”

[@jatarroyo7057]

Try tuth tiuuuuiuu ...... my cat typed that

[@barodrinksbeer7484]

Not Ethan talking about Harry pottery shifting, while Shredders asshole is pointing directly into the camera. 1:33:11

[@dinkmalone9065]

I CAN’T

[@ArreisNerual]

Lmaooooo was just watching this then saw your comment and had to rewatch 😂😂😂😂

[@DunyaVersusAsana]

I am dying of laughter! 😂💀💀

[@_.blue._]

There's no such thing as a coincidence

[@RowMertens]

LMAAOOO NOTICED IT TOO

[@LexFerraro]

the fake james’ impression is DEAD on. WILD.

[@00droo00]

Why does Ethan sound like he’s read hella fanfics

[@beep4050]

Right. That was some promising material

[@LorenH3290]

I'm obsessed who thought to put love into a robot. They deserve a cookie

[@dinakasper7575]

I also really liked it too!! I’m so happy he is able to participate more in the show. I loved his captions

[@manoleariana9423]

Love did =))) he found the robot and shared the ideea

[@Malchior_Rises]

The moment Dan notices love’s screen changes through the camera feed.. hilarious the first one hahaha

[@shysweets4416]

Hila on the scooter charging Ethan while yelling "do you think this is a game!?" has made my day 😂

[@charleshern6958]

She meant that lol

[@nirvana_delev]

I love how they’re making fun of Hila’s accent when they can’t even speak another language if they TRIED. Those conservative “men” are the epitome of ignorance .

[@Mariea4926]

Facts!! Listening to that segment got me fired up. Those guys criticizing her, for what? She was literally just following the rules. Then imitating her, that man's wikifeet needs to be *tanked*

[@kleingeld6132]

I feel like it's an instant indicator that the person doesn't! ...also bo self-awareness

[@LadyJ_88]

@@Mariea4926 We need a call to arms. That pathetic man baby must be stopped

[@orimani6967]

Yeah , that annoyed me, as an israeli , it's just so cringe and weird to do, but hila always answer so badass, soooo you love to see it

[@bislabreath]

I had to skip over that whole section bc it is so upsetting to me. I hate these fuckers 😔

[@thehannman69]

Bro crowder just clapped those cheeks

[@TheYoyo12450]

When Ethan threatened to shut off the podcast just to get Hila some food is E V E R Y T H I N G 🤣

[@loroporoto]

I saw a spark of that old H3H3 magic in the beginning again, so beautiful!

[@lordwoomy]

Donald Trump is so freaking good at not smiling and staying in character no matter what he says or who laughs, it’s so impressive.

[@ftnavy123]

You should give that kid up for adoption. It’s the only way they’ll have a chance.

[@user-qb5dd6lq2p]

*392 is super high HCG levels at the very beginning of pregnancy - anything over 25 indicates pregnancy...possibly some multiples are on the way!! Papa bless!!*

[@fuckmina]

Over 325 or 25? 😳

[@user-qb5dd6lq2p]

@@fuckmina 25!! But it doubles every other day or so throughout the entire pregnancy. I’m not sure how many days post-fertilization she is..

[@organicallyhannah]

Omfg

[@sha8photo]

@mina the levels can get in the hundreds of thousands, it’s crazy what the female body can do!

[@stalebread9825]

POGGG LETS GOO

[@The_Google_User]

Hila is a goddess and Ethan has done so well for his kids and family. Actual role models tbh.

[@R-E-Tudor]

Gen Z: "Millennials are lame because all they care about is Harry Potter" Also Gen Z: "I can make Harry Potter real - with my MIND!"

[@Nyxlaru]

I laughed at this part so hard cuz they dont really get what it is😭😂

[@nathanaelking2547]

Millennials assigned houses to people just based on their personalities... are you kidding me, dont judge us for doing this when you supported and enjoyed this craze... I bet boomers thought yall were some dumb asses liking some fantasy movies and making houses off of it and obsessing over it. "Do you get deja vu"?

[@piaaadah]

@@nathanaelking2547 yeah but yall go a little too far when u think u can "shift" into Harry Potter world 😂🤚🏼

[@sochy7949]

@@nathanaelking2547 the concept of houses exist in real life UK schooling, long before harry potter

[@stratosphere94]

... yet heaps of people put shit like "INFJKLMNOP" personality types in their bio lmaoo. For not wanting people to be put into a box, some people sure do love putting people in boxes.

[@Disturban]

This fills me with happiness! congratulations!

[@emeraldcat8984]

Almost as much as your profile picture fills me with joy

[@feeble49]

ayy love your vids bru

[@courtneymsx]

Omg yes one of my fav youtubers being happy for another fav youtubers 😍 love to see it

[@lovethatforyou533]

Being here "with" them while they find out they are pregnant.... I'm not crying, you're crying 😭❤ Also, hilarious that his last words he spoke before finding out the news were "Dr. Fauci eats babies!" 🤣

[@missbelle_elle]

I’m CRying

[@20somethingg]

What’s the time stamp 😅🥲🙏

[@lovethatforyou533]

Like the last 10 or 15 mins, the whole end

[@20somethingg]

@@lovethatforyou533 thank you! I’ve been watching from the beginning while reading comments like what the heckkk

[@seasversion]

u guys r both thriving individually and together. i just can’t stop smiling over it. papa bless and shout out to your beautiful growing family peace n love peace n love