We Saw Something We Shouldn't Have.. ft. Ted Nivison & Jarvis Johnson | Fear&

[@ZephyrsOfficial]

That insert of Austin really felt like Donald Trump was speaking to me

[@Dantalliumsolarium]

Austin by himself in the studio is like- seeing a rabbit in an open field

[@SlurpSmudge]

through the scope of a rifle...

[@leoklechao]

Except the rabbit is wearing tight pants and a shirt so thin you can make out is 6 nipples.

[@demas5334]

Beautiful and natural.

[@spyrex9986]

@@SlurpSmudge Selfish service tops are an endangered species, don't shoot them

[@dvstincovlter2451]

​@@spyrex9986they are endangered for a reason>:)

[@Narnold]

The Austin Ad Break fucking killed me

[@bnella4339]

I COULDNT STOP LAUGHING I HAD TO PAUSE

[@TSAdu]

​@@bnella4339lmaooo literally me rn

[@matthewmccauley6261]

Austin should be required to film mid reels whenever he’s not around. I don’t care if there’s nothing to promote

[@pauljones9150]

I love how he was like "I'm just talking to an empty room here"

[@MrYikes-dk2mb]

💯😭

[@thenightjackal]

just play 3 minutes of the podcast in the background but only show Austin sitting there nodding as if he is in the same room as them

[@FishOfTheSea]

2:40 "for those of you listening at home" proceeds to show how big the fly is with his finger😂

[@hyrumshingleton6055]

Love you to death audio listeners but

[@mouyeii]

thats why i scrolled down man

[@obant]

Him not knowing what a maggot turns in to is peek streamer

[@sahlikh1829]

audio listeners... love u to death... but its that big

[@JacobC-up3tj]

This was a certified BANGER! Austin's mid-reel ad read where he realizes he ranted for way too long and we wont see most of what he just said is golden

[@demas5334]

“There’s no one here to respond to me because I’m alone in this podcast studio.” He’s spiraling and I’m here for it.

[@Locals_Only]

As you can hear Marche cracking up in the background

[@schneid9]

I love how the entire room freezes when Ted says "Racist against witches!"

[@simplicitylost]

It’s because this is a very witch-friendly community.

[@M24071]

witch lives matter

[@ProjectileGrommet]

QT managed to get in more words than usual today

[@cryterionYT]

A little more than usual tbh

[@matildatillberg3620]

and im here for it

[@anthonylatorre6592]

Yea super vocal

[@M24071]

sadly her self suck injury has taken a turn for the worse

[@attabooii]

I WILL chime in, as an entomologist, having wings is a basal trait for ALL insects (just some insects have lost the ability to have wings). Insects are largely split into two groups of incomplete metamorphosis (babies look like mini adults; crickets, mantises, cockroaches, dragonflies, termites, etc) and complete metamorphosis (babies are larvae; wasps, bees, ants, butterflies, moths, flies, mosquitoes, beetles, etc) Also not to further be the bug nerd, but flies are absolutely important as decomposers that break down organic material (which is why they're around trash, rotting food, dead bodies, and poop)

[@swayback7375]

“Not to further be the big nerd” A) you are doing that B) you dam well know it C) you should go even harder and be proud of it! I love these goobers but people don’t know, they don’t want to know… no one does, and that’s why we are really cooked! So disconnected from the rest of the world and often proud of it. I do wish it was different but at this point it’s willful ignorance

[@Marcuchi2000]

what about mosquitoes? do they contribute in a meaningful way?

[@attabooii]

@@Marcuchi2000 Yeah they definitely do! There are 3,600 species of mosquitoes and only 88 carry diseases. And even so, only gravid (pregnant) females feed on blood. Males and females actually drink nectar most of the time! And are incredibly important pollinators. They're also an essential food source for fish and birds in a riparian (wetland/river) ecosystem. Trust me, I hate em a lot too, and many of them are massively invasive. But they are incredibly important in a lot of aspects

[@july_juli]

Love this comment

[@simplicitylost]

I just recently learned that there are “true” bugs called _Hemiptera_ which are things like cicadas (which is what I was looking up) but explicitly excludes things such as ants, bees, beetles, or butterflies. What we in English typically call “bugs” are really just all terrestrial arthropods - which even includes non-insects like _arachnids_ (e.g., spiders, ticks, scorpions) and _myriapods_ (e.g., millipedes, centipedes).

[@MrYikes-dk2mb]

The ad from Austin is the most Austin thing I’ve ever seen! 😭💀

[@howardthechuck7794]

Ted is like Hasan if he was in a cartoon, and Hasan is Ted if he was in an anime

[@guardianofthegalaxy2051]

Wait, your mind

[@andrive]

Mindfuck

[@catxsoho]

You are cooking something here

[@chi-kun204]

Austin showing up and rambling was 10/10. Him brining up moms gave me that special ick 😂

[@tayloraves]

Hasan cutting off his sentence with "that's a big ass fly holy shit" is some real "SQUIRREL" ADHD energy

[@dombobomb5420]

The Austin Show without austin😢

[@BkHustlaKidd]

😂😂😂

[@kaylalboyd]

the austin break was too good

[@youngrootv]

This is the most I’ve ever seen Marche work with all of the Google searches lol

[@artemis7496]

No Qt no watchie

[@mlbp2567]

QT-ride-or-dies are boycotting this episode

[@maccamachine]

Cry about it go watch her videos then

[@artemis7496]

@@maccamachine i already did

[@Keebafu]

lol honestly this is the first no-QT episode I’ve ever watched

[@mrmclainy]

Last I heard she had Kaya in the bottom of the tier list so are we really missing her?

[@ChefAdoptee]

57:38 this moment where Jarvis sees Ted’s face and properly takes the time to address this is a beautiful thing and high EQ moment. The podcast would benefit from this being recognized and reciprocated when QT or Austin are so visibly in this position so often. The dynamic in regular cast appearances is seeming more and more stressed lately, so let’s praise Jarvis and Ted for this moment here.

[@caitlinw8351]

i felt so bad for both of them lol i always make jokes like that one that slightly bother people by accident and have to apologize and be like dog i was kidding 😭

[@ChefAdoptee]

@@caitlinw8351 haha right? Love the pod but if my autistic ass is able to see the discomfort I’m praying they’ll communicate before it takes a toll on the brand. The insert clips of Austin and QT were especially off putting with weird energy so let’s see😂

[@omegadirective]

Maya probably unhappy that you want to eradicate all bugs

[@Z3r0Z4r4g0z4]

Nothing I love more than taking an extended coffee break from work while I listen to Fear&.

[@kenziecoyote]

“For those of you listening there is a fly and it’s this big” sir that is not more helpful

[@wormcider]

austin's ad break 😭😭 too good

[@clappytriofan2098]

Ikr LMAO

[@thetizic]

Intro got me tripping

[@pauljones9150]

Dem graphics tho. Marsh is KILLING IT

[@Diomonte00]

When I was 9 I killed a big ass fly and saw maggots come out of it, I was traumatized for life after that. That’s how I discovered where flys come from.

[@KarnivorousKeyz]

definitely was infected with parasite larvae... flies lay eggs

[@LoneRanger-et7gq]

Wish I had stopped reading at "I killed a big ass fly." 🤢 Traumatic.

[@XaviWhat]

THE SAME THING HAPPENED TO ME OMFG IT WAS HORRIFYING. No one believed me!!

[@arbitarious]

😭😭 wtf I need to sit down

[@jamesfromacct]

When I was a kid I trapped and drowned a fly in the pool and then felt bad so I buried it in salt for a few minutes and it came back to life

[@mintynoah2133]

ted and jarvis are such a good addition to the dynamic pls have them back this was so funny

[@beorgewgush]

the frickin Austin PA ddkfkfkfj 😂

[@YogsenForfoth]

The cut to Austin, around the 28 minute mark, was absolutely incredible. 😂

[@notur1angel]

the Austin Patreon shout-out edit had me crying laughing lmaooo

[@jojen]

That Austin show interjection blindsided me

[@dinasaur1288]

love the 15 minute segment where they talk about brands from the 90s and 00s because it just sounds like unrecognizable gibberish if you’re not an American over 25 years old

[@alinachrist8416]

Yup. As an Indian who gives 0 fcks about fashion, this was like some alien convo. Had to search stuff up and the only thought in my mind was 'wearable' lol

[@NShomebase]

When Ted didn't know what FUBU was, I magically grew crow's feet.

[@cdw2468]

heavy on the “over 25 part” bc i’m american and very into fashion but hadn’t heard of a single brand they talked about pmao

[@s4mb1rd]

I need the Will, Jarvis, and Ted lineup way more. I could listen to these guys talk about random unofficial sports mascots for hours.

[@VLAD.....]

So nice of Austin to sponsor this episode of fear&

[@penlandsux1323]

love the minimal editing/jumping and sound bites you do when editing these shows, love to hear everyone just yap uninterrupted. the austin ad break was incredible i was cackling.

[@erkmi3481]

No qtie we riot

[@pauljones9150]

RIOT

[@demas5334]

F*ck the patriarchy!

[@maccamachine]

Go watch qt’s videos or streams then

[@AnaMaria-co1wm]

​@@maccamachineit's a fking joke calm down

[@SwordStopper29]

No, we riot

[@Bothumus]

Ever since it was mentioned, I cannot unsee how uncomfy the "Austin and QT" side of the room looks

[@The.stonie.diaries]

I love how uncomfortable this got, but they decided to stick with it and continue to that convo.

[@emmanuelrobles3441]

Thanks for releasing the pod on Mondays. Definitely makes Mondays easier!

[@name-fv4du]

no miss Cinderella

[@ProjectileGrommet]

They’re so sexist she couldn’t even be on this episode #JusticeForQT Also homophobic #JusticeForTwink Also RIP to Austin and QT for passing away due to self suck

[@pauljones9150]

Self suck incident

[@PigPig364]

Can't believe you talked about Sex in the City without QT - she may never have seen it but as she said "This is my week". Guess you just didn't want to give her the chance to talk or be natural and beautiful...

[@jacoL8]

"for those of you listening at home its like that big" thanks hasan... very helpful

[@boybyrdy]

This group is so underrated!! Such a good episode!

[@albion2304]

Everything Maya taught him has fallen out of his head.

[@rawrxheather]

As soon as they started talking about bugs I immediately thought of Maya!! She is shaking her head with disappointment lol

[@EricChoiniere]

All he remembers is Winnie

[@Ashar121]

This was a visual HEAVY episode. Great job Marche!

[@tuba7861]

No QT, No Austin :(

[@alinachrist8416]

Yea. Need a revenge ep with those two now.

[@amiluna3998]

44:46 ted's and jarvis's faces killed me pls. honestly the way will said it sounded like a name from dune ngl

[@PokhrajRoy.]

I’m so happy to see Jarvis and Ted. They’re cute ❤

[@brickslumino2950]

The intro goes hard

[@Pumpkinhead9092]

Yooo we love whenever Tedd and will are in the same room

[@dinasaur1288]

I think this was the most American episode out of all of them, it was basically 50% brands 50% football 😭

[@justintucker5285]

Intro was crazy, austin mid roll ad read was great, love the return of america me up 10/10 episode great work marche

[@thechin5523]

I thought Austin was co-opting Will’s America Me Up, and Marche just laughing in the background was hilarious

[@chrisc2410]

The way learning that a fly comes from a maggot crashes Hasan’s brain 😂😂

[@Stevonicus]

That bear looks like the dog from the "We're just normal men" clip

[@NotesNNotes]

"Also known as decades" made me laugh so stupid hard idk why

[@handro419]

First 5 mins got derailed from a single fly insane I love it

[@kimmmxviii]

Omfg I choked when they said the old norse word BC WE STILL GOT IT THERE IS AN ICE CREAMED NAMED THAT AND ITS A BLACK LIQUORICE

[@ekanishi21]

Missing Austin from past 2 eps :(( Austin you are my fav 🤍

[@VintageTechie]

where qt 😢

[@dex4343]

Self suck?

[@Stevonicus]

She's off gunning for the cookie record

[@pauljones9150]

Unalived from self suck

[@augustq5721]

I hear she left the pod cause she hates Kaya

[@MegaEliteAwesome]

You should watch her 3 hour drama/making cookies stream for context.

[@KaladinPaladin]

For the conversation about metamorphosing bugs, the majority of animals on earth go through metamorphosis. Nearly all bugs and marine invertebrates have a larval stage. We are really the exception not the rule.

[@rtredz]

Love the new intro, especially with a short clip added in. Marche is the 🐐

[@DubhghlasMacDubhghlas]

Ted Nivison looking like extra from late 80s or early 90s movie

[@confused_lefty]

QT had some really good points in today's pod like always /s

[@kenziecoyote]

Love Austin’s segment

[@Kouaje]

marsh is working hard in this one

[@eskimorris]

so glad I turned this on during my lunch break

[@guisue]

56:45 marche not wanting to type out the word is so funny

[@fussyfissy]

new episode!!! also yay Jarvis!! editing to say: yay Austin!!! haha

[@darkermatter125.35]

The trigger warning about maggots was for me, because I was eating something with an unfortunate texture at the time lol

[@lunamercury_3113]

Same I was also eating 😭

[@kkuwura]

As a guy who’s unhealthily obsessed with historical linguistics, the guys were correct about the origin of the n-word. It comes from the word for black in the Romance languages. And that Old Norse word that “niggard” is borrowed from is “hnøggr”, which not only looks cursed to an English speaker’s eye but also has sounds that are alien for most people. First of all, the “ø” sound is pronounced like the vowel in “bed” (that “eh” vowel) but with your lips rounded like in “oo” or “oh”. Try to pronounce “eh” with your lips rounded, that will be close enough to “ø”. The initial “hn” is weird. It could’ve been pronounced as a plain old sequence of sounds of “h” as in “house” and “n” as in “nose”. Or it could’ve been this voiceless “n”, which is kinda hard to comprehend for an English speaker but the sound exists in a descendant language of Old Norse, Icelandic (the regular “n” is voiced, i.e. pronounced with your vocal cords vibrating at the same time, and voiceless “n” is pronounced without voicing at the same time, it’s like the difference between “s” which is voiceless and “z” which voiced) Since this is an old language, we don’t know how it was spoken exactly, though linguists have a pretty good idea about it when it comes to well-attested languages like Old Norse. And finally that “r” at the end. It’s not a regular old trilled or tapped “r”, like in Spanish. This word/root-ending “r” of Old Norse is theorized to have been pronounced as something in between “r” and “z”, like you’re trying to pronounce both at the same time. Yeah, this was a bit too long but I did not expect Fear& to talk etymologies and linguistics so I got excited.

[@FangsFirst]

Whew. Glad someone covered all of this. Had nothing on the Old Norse, but the n-word etymology is one of the more straightforward ones (which is presumably why Will put it together as a hypothesis without having any deep-seated interest in etymology or anything)

[@kkuwura]

@@FangsFirst exactly, also it helps that there’s a doublet for the n-word that English borrowed from Spanish (the word for “black”) without changing it much just with a regular anglicization of the pronunciation

[@InfamousTog]

I chose the wrong video to start while I'm eating chicken wings. Dudes went on a maggot speedrun and did it in less than 5 minutes

[@demas5334]

Honestly, Austin’s best episode.

[@axelvizcarra6513]

This is your best and most fluid episode yet. Really is a game changer when you’re not saying “topics?” Every 10 minutes lmao, Ted and Jarvis are great as well

[@aiheim6971]

fubu was huge in the philippines 25:10 hasan is so bored he pulls out his phone and takes a picture of the mentos on the table

[@spockola]

"I know all these mascots" says Will, who has just mistaken Santa Cruz for San Diego.

[@rawrxheather]

As a mom I appreciate the Mothers Day shout out! Honestly made my day! 🤗🫶🏻🤍

[@meggle_]

Ted's football rant at the end was amazing

[@TheJinjo75]

Hilarious episode. Great vibes.

[@daddydevito4405]

Will is right about being born into your team. IDK shit about football but I know my parents were Giants fans, my mom had a football signed by half the 2001 team that she saved for me and i subsequently lost as a kid, and to this day I will root for the Giants when asked what my team is despite again not knowing or following anything football

[@loganmadara7046]

I was all for save the bees until I got in a rollover car accident last week because a huge bee was flying into the face of the driver

[@21KG21]

The mascot and etymology analysis at the end of the episode was some of the best content I’ve seen on this podcast. Wish QT and Austin could have been there.

[@tomrees82]

5:22 Now that you mention it, flies eat shit, maggots eat corpses.

[@Makroboter]

This podcast needs austin and qt's voices So great to hear him in the ad

[@tylersmith707]

I love that I picked lunch time to watch this

[@ronanmchugh2253]

Teds inability to say “motorcycle” tickles my brain

[@rydrrrrr]

whos gonna tell ted ccheesball man is a yt video and its an anthpo video

[@batuhansahin2868]

this is a banger episode

[@brandonmarvel9107]

Thank god for the Austin ad break, I was missing that guy

[@woaaaaahhh1287]

The end roll with Austin has me swerving in traffic with laughter 😂😂

[@rentaltoast2201]

will is the life of this podcast he brings so much energy

[@GoldenShrike]

The austin ad break had me rolling

[@b345tx]

THATS RIGHT NO QT, SHES NOT COMING BACK TILL SHE SETTLES ALL HER DRAMA. I STILL CANT BELIEVE MY GOAT WOULD SAY SUCH AWFUL, HORRENDOUS THINGS. KAYA IS THE BEST GIRL AND QT SLANDERING HER IS TOO FAR, ITS UP FOR YOU QT 😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡 I love QT, but she needs to apologize to sweet Kaya, Kaya's a baby and was just trying to learn about the female body 😭😭😭. I won't drop this until we get the apology.

[@alinachrist8416]

Fr. I thought we were settling this in this one but seems like we gotta wait for a more epic showdown.

[@angryinky]

Should have put Kaya in QTs spot. Missed opportunity.

[@SemiZeroGravity]

i fucking lost it when austin popped up solo

[@hellomynameisrodney]

Next, Fear& should invite Ted & Jarvis's cohosts jschlatt and Jordan

[@leglessmike_7314]

Can you please get Austins mic (Jarvis in this ep) mic fixed? or maybe the noise gate is too low, it keeps cutting out has been doing it for a few episodes now and is trigging my tism

[@heebeejeebeez25]

I'm not even into AFL but I am so proud to be hearing Ted talk about the game. Will would love it, I'm sure

[@boyswhobarista]

When Ted said “ I think it means to take back “ not realizing re-neg means re-negotiate 😂

[@lewa3910]

The austin ad read was brilliant!🔥

[@mgsv_morbidslinky]

podcast starts at 27:13 and ends at 29:03 for anyone who needs the timestamps