We Tortured Ludwig on Our Podcast | Chuckle Sandwich EP 86

[@jakemaldonado5427]

This is the perfect weekly podcast to listen to once a month.

[@AidenTRP]

Absolutely

[@islandsicedtea]

stolen comment

[@shmoop357]

@@islandsicedtea radio

[@tywerr_]

@@islandsicedtea stolen father

[@sonjagonikman426]

Why is this so true? I watch like 4 or more episodes at a time and then don’t watch half the year

[@Imma_Pudding]

Ludwig the type of guy to yell "GERONIMO" and hold his nose when he jumps into a pool

[@floedyt]

Facts

[@skye4082]

I honestly feel like we could find a clip of that

[@Imma_Pudding]

@@skye4082 train an ai 💀

[@triggrhappi]

5 Years Later: Ludwig the type of guy to "Bless You" when someone sneezes... Because we all know, "if it doesn't offend someone today.. it sure the fuck will tomorrow" 🤣 *SPECIAL MENTIONS* Just want to say that I salute the Jewish populations all over the world.. The real OG's of victimised minorities through the ages... From ancient Egyptian to the Nazi regime.. No need for an "Anne Frank Boulevard" in the middle of Germany.. No "Jewish History Month" in Egypt.. No labelling ALL German citizens as antisemitic.. There are even 100's of Nazi sculptures, some owned by Hitler himself, that got transported to a museum 6 months ago and put out on display for visitors to witness the restoration after years of erosion damage (not from being vandalised).. How strange...

[@mzc_crazy3769]

@@triggrhappi you doing ok?

[@crow_of_judgment]

this is the best podcast to listen to while returning from a multiple week coma

[@teddy9402]

oh my god i thought you were in an actual coma😭😭 i was fr concerned

[@asukaujing]

"Scat" beaten you up, hasn't he

[@HabitualThinker]

@Seriously? I wish he groomed me

[@OliverOnic]

@@teddy9402 I did it dan

[@jtc5159]

@@OliverOnic did you take his knee caps?

[@jack_the_wendigo]

Schlatt has the uncanny ability to go from the most handsome man I've ever seen with his hat off, to the most threatening man I've ever seen with it on.

[@wrinkliestdog]

yeah his hair looks lovely

[@j_0anna]

for real it's almost scary how instant the transformation is

[@OpenFieldd]

He’s like every dad ever that drinks alcohol

[@korokleafgaming6863]

The Clark Kent effect

[@renzbrazil1048]

Modern Ted Bundy Id say

[@moldomre4838]

IT'S ABOUT TIME, WE CAN FINALLY CHUCKLE ONCE MORE!

[@SpartanBrix]

Ted groomed me

[@cakesandwich]

I read this in Charlie's voice

[@Catalyst0517]

Amen

[@bojohorseboi6507]

​@@SpartanBrixlucky bastard

[@Zant1920]

Ted groomed me

[@RyDaNoob]

This is the only podcast where they do purely visual bits. Its very difficult for an audio listener to try and figure out what's happening during an audio only thumb war.

[@Memu_]

Skill issue

[@bojohorseboi6507]

But it's the only one where audio listeners are loved to death

[@HostOfFrenziedFlame]

Yeah not even close to the only podcast that does that

[@montmurillo8291]

At least you are loved to death

[@skye4082]

It’s my favorite for background noise, but I always pull it up on KZbin so I can glance over if i don’t know what happened. 10/10, would recommend. That way I’m also technically an audio listener so I can be loved to death but I can still get the full experience

[@willb2957]

I'm afraid that this episode will be used as evidence in court.

[@RickyRiceB]

Punishment for cheating the thumb war is being drafted for the thumb’s war

[@ArmanZaidi]

money tree

[@luxintelligentia4632]

Ted is an idiot… never talk about shit youve done in the past!!

[@luxintelligentia4632]

Atleast make it an joke or something.. that weed thing is a crime and would be charged if cops wanted to

[@Oldass_Deadass_dumbass_channel]

13:40

[@erikarizzo123]

This is the perfect podcast to listen to while joining the rock climbing cult so in 2-3 months i have the ability to scale ludwig’s house and live in his walls

[@valkcawn3131]

Late to the party

[@OpenFieldd]

@@valkcawn3131Aren’t we all big man?

[@valkcawn3131]

@@OpenFieldd i think u misinterpreted my joke

[@valkcawn3131]

What i meant is im already in his walls

[@OpenFieldd]

oh

[@liamhansen2525]

I need a compilation of every time Ted says, "Audio listeners, love you to death..."

[@skye4082]

And then a tier list of them

[@DoughnutDragon]

@@skye4082 rated by schlatt.

[@bonesby__]

I used to do make note of every time he did but I lost count at episode 20

[@pizza-for-mountains]

every chuckle sandwich episode synced to ted explaining visual comedy

[@CardCatCardboard]

That's a bet

[@straight-up479]

I see why they couldn’t have Charlie for the grip strength era of the chuckle sammy, seeing as he would floor everyone without breaking a sweat

[@Michael_Mirage]

The reason this episode took so long to come out was because the lawyers were making sure this wouldn't be incriminating

[@arcticwars]

and they still failed

[@LiveOutLoud321]

Always love a good opportunity to hear from QTCinderella’s boyfriend

[@Amill40000]

It’s a good day to be a Chuckler! (I’ve been in a medically induced coma since May 20th and just woke up this morning)

[@cowmeatius7151]

Sad that you had to wake up to a chuckle sandwich 😢

[@l1ll1-an]

seriously

[@owenpieper8862]

lol that’s my cake day

[@Dat1person_]

i love when schlatt and ted said it’s chuckle time and chuckle sammied all over the place

[@captaintoast4675]

This is the best podcast to listen to while being educated on "gooning."

[@trojan9838]

Misinput. Try again.

[@crow_of_judgment]

Enjoying the goonsesh? Reharden your cokc. You'll love the next hour

[@kns7717]

"Gooning" as a substitute for jerkin it is the most blatant SomethingAwful psyop I've heard in my life

[@cinnarinlive5293]

wrong

[@eh1165]

i read that as grooming ☠

[@3eeline]

the timer bit is the funniest thing ive watched ngl, the way everyone agreed to not fuck with it lmao

[@tinnagigja3723]

Even if they overestimated the time it's been running by about 500 days. I'm pretty sure that's 523 hours, not days. It's like they forgot how time works.😆

[@lillybee2951]

I have never see Ludwig act so normal before in my entire life. Is he hungover or some throwing me off so hard.

[@syrupgal22]

Bro is blasted

[@alas.i.am.]

are *you* hungover?

[@GolenCheeseIt]

As they say, He's sunsetting.

[@SkellyCass]

​@@GolenCheeseIt Sun setting era confirmed

[@VixeyTeh]

He seems normal because the rest of them are more unhinged. 🤣

[@ObsessivePizza]

this seems like the perfect podcast to listen to for 523 hours and 40 minutes

[@ariseira_]

Omg that was insane

[@hjonkhjonkamgoose]

I'm glad Lud is on here without being sick and coughy. A nice sequel to the first podcast with him.

[@Tanukes]

i have never heard "open up the warrior gate" until this episode - we used to say "I use this hand to masturbate" and if they pulled their hand away you'd win by forfeit

[@Researcher_Jim]

I’ve heard “war gate”, but not warrior. Also heard the second one, but I feel thumb wars were never taken seriously so there was no real win or loss.

[@NedInYaHead]

Here in England the one I always heard was "5, 6, 7, 8, You're going down, mate!"

[@jacksonpschierer5713]

I think one of these days schlatt and Ted should build and eat the chuckle sandwich that they and all their guests have made

[@frogfish2253]

3 dudes talking about emotional vulnerability while also competing in a grip strength competition is so funny to me

[@crow_of_judgment]

Bro, Schlatt's "WHOAA" had me dying 🤣

[@Raphe9000]

This is the best podcast to listen to while trying to find a good podcast to listen to.

[@silascooke6078]

I get why they don’t want to put it up but I wanna see the drunk driving debate so bad

[@-Jimini-]

The Chuckle Sandwich Intro is the equivalent of the Marvel Studios Intro, where slowly over time the images change

[@taylifts]

Did Schlatt Win, Wine About It, now Chuckle Sandwich. Ludwig getting absolutely turned out rn

[@millionknivve]

Turned on

[@mylam658]

i mean, schlatt _did_ make him after all

[@MegaSPAZ2010]

Wine about it TWICE

[@mac_sour]

he's a true podcaster at this point

[@DonTonSoup]

Often forget schlatts hair is hot as hell. I'm a straight dude and can recognize that, thats how nice it is. Guess he wasn't exactly capping when he said he purposefully uglified himself to avoid creepy fans. Good for him.

[@straight-up479]

This is the perfect podcast to listen to while training my grip strength

[@blacksheep2396]

Glad to see Charles finally come back and special appearance from Borif 52:54

[@IamKr1spy]

Didnt even make it passed the intro without chuckling. God damnit i love this channel.

[@TauntsForDays]

4 minutes in, I can already tell Ludwig has been hanging with Tarik, keeps throwing in the "no?"

[@cwmaib]

Words cannot describe how much I love this podcast

[@blitzberS]

I'm so glad this is back I HAVENT CHUCKLED IN A MONTH

[@mangoryn404]

this episode feels like a game of chicken between every chuckler to see who sends it to the FEC first

[@Kirahoshii]

Great to see Ludwig on Chuckle Sandwich ! Keep up the good work Chuckle Sandwich team !

[@Lezm]

This is the best podcast to listen to after regaining the memories of the accident of 1999

[@Player_O1ne]

This is the best podcast to listen to while getting arrested for the possession of weed in the state of Texas

[@Imma_Pudding]

Ludwig the type of guy to look at a catamite and ask: "Is anyone gonna eat that?" And not wait for an answer

[@tramethozeine]

Ted trying to come up with a crime story to impress his friends and ending up with something that would make WonderBread say "Damn that's bland" is hilarious

[@ceuti]

I'm actually in shock, right before Lud answered what part of the sandwich he'd be I immediately thought a toasted slice in the middle...out of all things

[@s-s00]

i haven’t chuckled in 4 weeks, i can finally chuckle once again 😌

[@naomiheeringa4794]

this is the best podcast to listen to while wondering if they’re ever going to get their posting schedule in order

[@wumbr6467]

"open up the warrior gate" really sounds like some ludwig shit like of course ludwig of all people would say that

[@eddy2624]

this is the best podcast to listen to while depending on the towers

[@tyxolotl]

ludwig takingboff the bottle logo was too relatable 2:56

[@BattleHardened]

Not going to lie I've seen the intro for this podcast so many times and I never get sick of it because that sweet knife flip Ted does

[@lmc7233]

Eventually shlatts gonna owe apple a lot more than $11,000

[@cameronhumphreys2309]

Episode 100 they should create the Chuckle sandwich using all of the ingredients that the guests have claimed to be.

[@matthewj7800]

I love that Ludwig's crime is Molly's Game, Ted's is Blow, and Schlatt just sounds like he doesn't know how to explain burner phones. lol

[@jacksonbranby]

As an avid lud watcher who just yesterday started binging ted and schlatt, this feels oddly targeted

[@aldin8]

Petition for a dnd chuckle pod with lud

[@Lil_Yuri]

That was... quite an opening. I almost thought you were gonna bring up 1999 for a sec.

[@iLL_WiLL_]

4 weeks. 4 WEEKS. I was starting to have withdrawal. Seriously though, glad to have you back. Looking forward to watching this one.

[@DoughnutDragon]

Finally it's tuesday again! People keep telling me I'm missing things on tuesday but i keep telling them it's not tuesday till the chuckle sandwiches.

[@ashikyuu]

i love thuesday

[@triggrhappi]

Ludwig: "Yeah I'm into scamming and deceiving" + Ludwig: "Last night I chose to cry at a sad Anime movie scene" = Ludwig: *The Boy Who Cried ( ̶W̶o̶l̶f̶ ) Anime*

[@trashy_goth]

This podcast is the only thing that can help me sleep not even melatonin works

[@rachaelpelletier6711]

The juxtaposition of talking about emotional vulnerability while simultaneously playing a game of "who can squeeze this piece of metal the hardest"

[@AndyJoJopez]

While I am disappointed that there is no Chuckle Dungeon 3.0 this chuckle week I am happy to see Chuckle Sandwich platform these smaller content creators to help them gain more reach. Thanks Ted and Schatt for always looking out for the little guy ❤

[@connorlawrence5263]

Hey, Apple engineer here! I just saw this “money tree” hit my slack today, we’re onto patching it. I wonder if the person who pushed it through saw this episode 🧐

[@townfool4682]

Hey, hacker here! We’re currently finding a work-around to the new patch. For all you money tree enjoyers, we should have an update within a few days.

[@quentinantoine4183]

Narc

[@joegang1448]

Perfect podcast to listen to while reminiscing on the 9/11…. podcast.

[@MadamApocolips]

Ngl this podcast release couldn'tve been more perfectly timed for me

[@sixteenratsmusic]

I appreciate Ludwig trying to keep things grounded and offer up questions with some real meat to them to break up the shit posting. Shows real vulnerability, and that's admirable.

[@animedonequick6588]

Never did I think I’d hear such an elaborate description of a speed trap

[@Toisty]

Doing my finals and not supposed to have my phone out but gotta keep that chuckle sandwich grind

[@corbinhoder3384]

This episode was perfect after Bonnaroo. You guys really brought it down to earth and it's just presented everything so amazingly! Thank you!

[@Bulb22811]

This is the best podcast to spread fentanol into communities to

[@R0ZEStv]

holy shit, we found what schlatt was doing daisy chaining the iphones together

[@Freddeez]

Perfect Podcast to actually just watch on KZbin, instead of Spotify.

[@camillequeen111]

I feel like the only thing the chuckle sandwich podcast does in their free time is go to boa steak house

[@wrinkliestdog]

literally

[@skrish3976]

God I want to be rich

[@AntiHiro90]

I always enjoy the dynamic between these guys

[@slipperydishpit7137]

this is the perfect podcast to listen to the chuckle sandwich podcast to audio listeners love ya to death

[@Hellbrid]

Got a little worried, glad to see yall are back🖤

[@HybridSenses]

It's, "One, two, three, four, I declare a thumb war. Five, six, seven, eight, try to keep your thumb straight." I remember that was the original jingle back in the 90's when we all used to play.

[@tylerthompson7461]

I remember the thumb straight version as well

[@ginalace]

I was looking for this comment

[@dingfunction287]

This is the perfect thing to watch while waiting for the next episode.

[@error-err-1016]

This is the best podcast to listen to while researching what a catamite is.

[@man.actual]

“Schlatt” fails to mention 1999 when Ludwig asks what his biggest crimes are. But I know. I know what you’ve done “Schlagg”.

[@Marix_6666]

0:46 i can't unsee it

[@JRLink13]

This is the best podcast to double it and give it to the next one

[@sceonaiddover6585]

That wow from “jshlatt” getting cut of was funny as shit

[@breezyq6449]

the opening of this feels like babys first eric andre interview with all the random shit they pulled up, loving it

[@Chris-li2ru]

The is the best podcast to listen to while wondering why it took so long for it to come out

[@hunterthepengweenie]

Ted was working on the new Lovejoy music video

[@Necrom6]

The POD has been CAST.

[@HeyImOlive]

4:25 has gone so under appreciated 😭

[@faydo2787]

I think ludwig would be one of the better options for another third co-host, he matches Ted and Schlatt's energy really well

[@alexis.6699]

Oh my god. Finally. I feel like a very, VERY, sick Victorian child that has been taken to a stream of fresh, natural water, straight from the source, so I can have a final sip. It's so cold I just start to feel better. My mother closes my eyes and tells me to rest, then they lay me in the river and I am one with the sweet water. I calmly drift away, and realise that this is it. I passed away in the hands of cold, caring mother nature. What took you SO. FUCKING. LONG.

[@freebooterluckless]

I think I just found someone like me… bro where are you

[@caseyhamm4292]

y’all bring the chuckles we’ll bring the sandwiches

[@tinsha69]

good one

[@Byerrs]

I haven’t been able to laugh for four weeks. Thought I’d never be able to chuckle again.

[@Xnestrio]

for 2 weeks i have been unable to chuckle, it is time for me to chuckle once again

[@unibeastbeats]

Ludwig the type of guy who closes the refrigerator door with his hips

[@Your_Not_Awake]

"Family member is sick," Schlatt: "mother."

[@jack_blacksplaque8022]

My favourite podcast to watch in between Goons Podcasts

[@ScubaSteve27]

This has got to be one of my favorite episodes. Great job chuckle men banger episode

[@normalyoutube4556]

This was my favorite episode so far honestly, felt very real.

[@wrinkliestdog]

very incriminating as well

[@evangibson149]

I hope the money tree is real

[@MrDonckers]

so happy seeing this uploaded, 100th episodes of the yard disappointed me

[@FullcircleZA]

0:59 lud saying this meanwhile “I’m going to make a.. Epstein like island” -Ludwig

[@StatusNull]

this is the perfect podcast to slowly drink a liter of vodka to. it's gets funnier as you drink more its amazing i reccomend this life hack

[@Zant1920]

This is the best podcast to listen to while firing unpaid interns

[@matthird3961]

8:09 “you fossilized” Like a snail perhaps?

[@ETHNN_]

15 seconds in, "Ludwig did 9/11"