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[@coldones]

Our New TEE is available for 3 DAYS ONLY!!!! 🔨✨ Get it before it's GONE FOREVER 👉 shirtz.cool/hammered

[@FM-mr8oi]

Yes

[@Australianprince]

gay

[@moirreym8611]

Best birthday present

[@TheDraKing]

Liam

[@georgekil8004]

shrimp

[@MySubHasBacon]

“that is such a fucked up thing to give a sober man” describes tequila perfectly

[@CircmcisionIsChi1dAbus3]

that end was hilarious,

[@JO-ih7uc]

@@thomaschexmix643 wtf bro id keep that to myself there is no statute of lamititons for mruder

[@autorobot8240]

@@JO-ih7uc bro his name is Thomas Chexmix

[@user-cherry7]

😂😂😂

[@NYdrippin]

And a woman 😂

[@steamgears8131]

Chad won't drink a flea drunk, but he will eat a fly sober.

[@JeniOnly]

_The Duality of Man_

[@redmist6630]

maybe bro learned his lesson? prob not

[@marcodoren1986]

He also will eat glue sober

[@the_original_Bilb_Ono]

They're probably fruit flies they are attracted to anything fermented.

[@frofrozzty]

I don't think he was sober when he ate that fly lol at least stoned

[@eversorassassin5432]

chad finishing two cans of seltzer before max guesses what a cactus is, is a perfect example of the show as a whole

[@jblen]

Chad resorting to 'blue nose' as one of 3 blue things in existence is one of the funniest moments in cold ones history to me.

[@daltonnetwork2532]

It was a very well known ship at one point, it’s still on the Canadian dime today

[@deadlyalchemist397]

Max’s confused reaction adds even more to it lmao

[@SteampunkHorse]

@@deadlyalchemist397and Chad’s attempt to save it, too. “The Twitter bird, uhhhh a blue nose.” “What?” “Lizard. Fuck.”

[@Rogaholic]

such a based pfp, thank you based god

[@Unkle_Genny]

Based Batter pfp

[@KantFromEC]

The cold ones crew are all legend Max is clever and engaging Chad is charming and warm Darcy Scott is kind and caring Love these boys.

[@georgewhite5794]

don't try and reason with these guys that's why we love them you idiot

[@sluggy1739]

Darcy

[@fleecefoxes6471]

Darcy

[@juhanipaaso157]

Darcy

[@m1nshr00m]

Darcy

[@the_spagooli]

The fact that bats ARE mammals and Max bullied Chad for asking if he was a flying mammal just felt like justice by prolonging him further 😂

[@luvtooth]

shit had me dying 😂

[@Wetknees]

To be fair, I’m not sure Chad knows how to read or even has a basic understanding of his senses

[@Andrew-vs6db]

Asking if bats lay eggs and getting 'idk maybe??' had me fucking rolling

[@kuunt6065]

i think he was making fun of chad for not figuring out he was a bat as that is the only flying mammal

[@Peter-yo2wm]

I was just watching this part and I’m happy that the top comment points this out

[@EIGHTMAG86]

the editors on this show are mind blowing.

[@shrimpinainteasy7370]

Prezoh is gay

[@jasonpreston2703]

Yeah really good and getting better and better

[@TriHardVII]

@@jasonpreston2703 prezoh, he use to/still does mizkifs videos too

[@JonboyKoi]

​@@TriHardVIIno one cares about mizkif bro

[@zeeeb]

@@JonboyKoi mizkids really still exist huh

[@universaldragonninja]

This whole crew behind the cold ones channel not just Max and Chad, they all deserve a round of applause. Great video, great idea, great editing, just vibes. Im genuinely laughing and enjoying myself.

[@laomein6199]

Drink along it’s a great time

[@universaldragonninja]

@@laomein6199 Hell yea, I’ll drink to that 🍻

[@joelwoodall1050]

The Chad wranglers

[@CircmcisionIsChi1dAbus3]

too bad they're not real people, they're like Oompaloompas.

[@hexagonalmann7495]

And Darcy is also there

[@punjabenis6527]

27:29 Max trying to say “warped metal fork” while looking like a psych ward escapee made me laugh my ass off

[@foob2066]

a psych ward escapee passing a kidney stone or something 😂

[@averyweaver9620]

obsessed with seeing scott absolutely chill while darcy does all the work. we’ve grown so much 👑

[@legand262]

Scogg is just there to promote his shirts lmao, Darcy runs the show now

[@davidburkhingam3188]

Nah Darcy is still a staple

[@plus_one_hundred9817]

It’s really awesome that the guys tried adding drinking to this one

[@Witzttc]

Cause ya know, all the other ones are sober

[@zeeeb]

Holy fuck this is easily one of the best episodes. A part 2 for this would be sick.

[@Mainmangames]

one of the best yet, i was crying lol

[@Jazzbur]

100% agree

[@RisePavilion]

Well done Darcy and the Team!!!

[@user-10021]

HOW

[@Heisenberg000.]

Kind of pisses me off how Max always wins though Chad clearly won this one by flying colours

[@UltraTaco.]

Max and Chad may not be pregnant, but they never fail to deliver

[@uncletrucky]

Chad is pregnant

[@vladtheimpalerofficial]

Chad is pregnant

[@StoniTheOni]

Chad is pregnet

[@FiatUno2003]

Pregnant is Chad

[@UltraTaco.]

@@uncletrucky oops my bad

[@GhostlyWhiteGuy]

Whoever’s idea it was to shapeshift Max at 21:19, give them a raise, that shit had me DYING!!

[@Acable35]

I love chadball it’s my favorite sport

[@benosborne954]

Max’s laugh at 16:25 might be my favorite single event in all their videos

[@SteampunkHorse]

The fact he spills the soju by accidentally roughhandling it in pure glee followed by the absolute maniacal delirium of “CHAHAD WHAHAHAT” made me belly laugh

[@steelersfan9595]

Max: “Name three things you blow up” Chad: “ balloon, condom when I’m bored, twin towers”. BRO ☠️

[@RealElongatedMuskrat]

was he wrong tho? 🤔

[@noodlelynoodle.]

I feel like the Oklahoma city building woulda been even better since it was actually blown up by ol Timmy boi instead of just crashed into

[@hellbach8879]

​@@noodlelynoodle.wdym obama blew up the towers

[@RedHotMessResell]

Haha I know! I died hearing that. Reminds me of something the H3 crew would say. 😂😂😂

[@bigbillyboombutt]

and act like i don't know nobody

[@ct0wns]

27:30 Max’s deranged scream with the plastic mouth piece in killed me 💀

[@Sypher474]

I haven't laughed that hard in ages ☠

[@ShrexyChameleon4040]

Warped metal fork. :)

[@SteampunkHorse]

I laughed a bit harder when Chad had to do the outdo with it on and screaming “eugh - YUCK!” when he touched Max’s shirt 💀

[@adriantorres1231]

I don't know why, but watching them have fun together is so wholesome 😂

[@JohnDoe-bi5cc]

if only you knew what once was

[@CircmcisionIsChi1dAbus3]

its like some variation of recapturing childhood behaviors. like the video game music in the background, the general child like behavior of intoxicated man-boys

[@SomethingCool51]

@@CircmcisionIsChi1dAbus3 don't forget the dead memes

[@Odie1057]

@@JohnDoe-bi5cc hey b0ss

[@CircmcisionIsChi1dAbus3]

@@SomethingCool51 what can I say. Fresh road kill is still delicious.

[@jpetrik155]

I came back to the video a day later to say congrats to the editor. Whoever did this, you hit a spot for me with all the things you did. Makes funny content even better

[@Anfernee_G]

As an editor myself, I laughed at so many edits throughout the video. But for some reason, I absolutely lost it at how subtle the dog paw at 17:05 😂

[@SmD-ff5xd]

dog be like ye its that one mate

[@DACFalloutRanger]

Darcy: Does literally anything Max and Chad: FUCK YOU DARCY

[@DubHead69420]

But Darcy is a 😿

[@ioncekilledamanwithmyshoe]

@@DubHead69420wut

[@DubHead69420]

@@ioncekilledamanwithmyshoe, you can't deny it.

[@ioncekilledamanwithmyshoe]

@@DubHead69420 I can’t deny what?

[@sirdovermeyer]

As an American, a surveillance camera is a security camera lol. I'm with the boys on this one.

[@SteampunkHorse]

Real

[@LoneStoner-_-]

26:19 Max thinking he made that clearer to understand was the funniest thing ever 😂

[@churd9258]

I am laughing crying bro I'm dying. Especially the warped metal form 😭😭😭😭

[@kylecansfield6984]

i've watched it back like 10 times and it still makes me laugh

[@ThirdProletariat]

14:14 “shut up Darcy” has the same energy as “shut up Meg” 💀

[@Wolfstar26]

the editing at 25:17 is so fucking funny, the way the music cuts out and they're just silently sitting there completely belligerent and fucked up after being overwhelmed with simple game rules really says everything about them and this channel

[@fjif]

Every Max vs Chad competition eventually comes down to Max and Chad vs Darcey

[@boo-la-la_666]

Easier to band together with a common enemy

[@SteampunkHorse]

@@boo-la-la_666the enemy of my enemy is my friend!

[@yoboli9156]

Already bought my HAMMER tee fuck yeah can’t wait for it, my first KZbinr merch I buy🌭

[@madd.villain]

Max: "Hello, you are real" Me: *Phasing back into existence* Thank you Max, very cool.

[@5HE5H]

24:50 "pbbrouuurr noouuyurr"

[@Unkle_Genny]

3:22 Using the Plok boss theme as the background music for this is immaculate

[@AM-ug7cp]

the editing on this one was phenomenal

[@rachelburke9223]

Thanks guys You 2 are those favorites cousins that everybody loves to see at the family gatherings 🤣

[@CircmcisionIsChi1dAbus3]

the two always making out

[@rachelburke9223]

@@CircmcisionIsChi1dAbus3 Um I don't where your from bro but that's on you.

[@trentforent3390]

@@rachelburke9223kissing cousins 😏

[@hellointernet9508]

The editing is getting so good, the dog paw really got me.

[@jjzuarez2659]

17:02 caught me so off guard 😂💀

[@SolvingOurKreation]

I commented on that part too, fukn killed me! Lol

[@F3RAL3NTITY]

27:05 I love how the plastic thing in his mouth doesn’t hinder his ability to scream YES! at the top of his fucking lungs💀

[@sons1953]

I swear every time I see cold ones release a new video, my day gets a little better

[@schmoake8171]

Editors went crazy on this one, great vid!

[@Max25670]

How has nintendo not sued them yet lol

[@KurtG0Bang]

The editors need a god damn Emmy 💀

[@gelocide4924]

i do miss scott producing these episodes but i also very much appreciate darcy's touch on these episodes lol

[@TheDeviIDogg]

I hope the editor and the person/s that clean get paid a hefty amount cause they deserve it

[@AtticusGrim]

I really like this show. It's got a character in it. He's an egg, he's got sunglasses on.

[@ChronoTriggerNu]

Editing is so fucking good it's insane, the little dog paw pointing to the drink during tipsy tetris fucking killed me for some reason lmao

[@squirrall]

13:50 “My bad pimp,” -🦗

[@raptrr-7871]

I always skip youtuber promos for their merch but Cold Ones does it so well and makes it entertaining. Amazing work

[@Ashrots]

This editing is just genius. WTG editors!

[@TheAdrestio]

Chad has gotta be underpaid with Darcy running the show Love the content

[@georgewhite5794]

is that why he drinks harder?

[@holtenwidmar2832]

Darsy is a brave soul for looking over these two big toddlers

[@jedbarjooo155]

27:29 This is the funniest thing I’ve ever seen😂

[@TheSharkshaw]

27:30 I ain't laughed harder like that in a long time omg the way he yelled it when they didn't understand was hilarious.

[@asterodon]

Chad says to Max: "You're a fruit loop mate." Also Chad: Regularly shows Max his culk and bulbs

[@ryanhinman9162]

5:45 brought back different times. Actually hilarious how they keep that joke alive

[@mr.serious4329]

26:35 This could be a hellraiser spoof shirt. Itd be the Grog Cenobite.

[@youcantshimshamthezimmzamm5712]

It’s funny how a panicked mind under a time constraint works. A lot of the questions you can almost say any 3 things it would work. Like 3 things not to do at a job interview, you immediately think of bad first impressions but you could say grill, die, dig a hole, get surgery, line dance, skydive, long division, it all works

[@suketov]

if anyone sees this , i must say i think coldones episodes also have the best music choices LOL editors just know fr. i love the diddy kong racing and plok! choices most

[@snowball2482]

video came in clutch on the worst days ive had, appreciate you all

[@Nimsh-]

Hey man, just wanted to say you're heard and I hope things get better for you.

[@TigerB0lt]

same here brother..

[@TheAnnoyingnerds]

That makes it two of us. You got this king💪 hope the rest of the month goes by smoothly

[@sticklera]

Wishing you the best

[@suitofscabs]

Hope you get better

[@BigStinker_14]

“That’s such a fucked up thing to give a sober man” 2:55 I felt that way a lot of times

[@sugarsours]

27:34 I CANNOT STOP LAUGHING

[@hemacronix]

9:32 “ow my eye I need paper tower”

[@fruitygemini]

This video made me laugh so hard. Each new video just keeps getting better! Also, I LOVE all of the Banjo-Kazooie, Goldeneye and Diddy Kong Racing sound effects. Just everything in general from the N64 gives me the happies.

[@williamsmeds1368]

12:58 when i'm excited to meet someone named bill.

[@raexv1]

look at these little fellas giving us two videos back to back. we love cold ones 😩

[@splonky7165]

holy shit the last game make me tear up laughing this has never happened to me before 27:29 28:03

[@thegreatcanadianlumberjack5307]

Chand spins a 4 Max: That's Good for him Chad: there is no way it can go off at 4 The game: I am about the end this mans career

[@joelcarr1668]

20:33 that what I would've done after my mates take too long guessing 😂😂💀

[@HeisenbergFam]

Max and Chad are like GTA protagonists who finished main storyline, side quests and they are vibing living life to the fullest

[@harms123]

Bot

[@DaVinci740]

Still the best editing on a KZbin channel! Their editor is the real star of the show

[@sp0resp0re60]

28 minutes of “shut up Darcy” 😂

[@DarkWestern]

American here, security camera and surveillance camera are indistinguishable. Nobody would request access to a security camera if they weren't looking for surveillance footage.

[@MrGuy872]

It's awfully bold of you to assume that I wouldn't want to be bludgeoned to death by Max and Chad.

[@jasonlasschuit6542]

I cant remember the last time a video made me laugh this hard. Thanks Cold Ones!

[@billyjohns332]

Why did Darcy think a security camera and a surveillance camera was different 💀💀

[@johnroux9680]

Because he's 16

[@melt_brain]

we in america usually call it security, while in Australia, the UK, and other places call it surveillance camera :/ they're picky

[@wolfy1987]

Probably to mess with him

[@eggsamillion]

Max has one of the most contagious laughs ever. I love your guys content. Keep up the good work.

[@lavasharkandboygirl9716]

Darcy is that one friend like “I DIDNT LOSE! READ THE RULES IDIOT LIGMA IS A WORD!!!”

[@yondudanta7309]

Maybe its just my perspective but this was one of the best cold ones videos in a while

[@choglog]

Im certain the editor of these videos is a magician

[@abiegator666]

16:21-16:33 just max losing it 😂😂

[@mrpeterson619]

The edit where max loses at Tetris and starts to yell and vanishes was so unexpected and incredibly hilarious. I almost spat out my drink out!

[@audrey0554]

Love the little names darcy gives for the games, but I love most of all how the boys will make games more fun halfway through (like picking eachothers pieces in the tetris game) chefs kiss

[@StarSearcher117]

Loving the vid so far! Thank you Max and Chad for the excessive drinking ❤

[@sotam6229]

the editors are doing such a good job !!

[@nevercookie3140]

25:55 Max is truly something man

[@wxbrainiac]

Darcy was so good as every object in every fairban films skit and hes just as good of a producer for these episodes

[@B0OGLES]

so true

[@todo9633]

The hat game was so hilarious, first max interrupted Chad's question about it being a mammal that flies, which would have been an obvious answer, then Max got told that a cactus was an object.

[@jjemartin]

I love how the "most replayed" point in the video is literally just Chad actually suffering. Says a lot about us doesn't it?

[@dnny9486]

All of yall + the editors/cutters are a gem 🙏🏼🤌🏼

[@Gamerorigen]

good way to do battle-shots is to use pizza boxes and draw your own grid that can fit your shot glasses

[@Fibulator]

When they yell and disappear I laugh every time. Great editing, great videos, love the crew!

[@oddlem]

I like how max's gut instinct is to help chad throw jenga pieces off the table even tho he has no idea what's happening, just because darcy said something lmao

[@some-replies]

11:03 whoever decided to make the ad roll when he slapped the table is a fuckin legend. I love shit like that

[@DreamingSnorlax]

I don't know why but I really freakin love that you guys stole Darcy from the fairbairns haha Perfect addition to the team

[@TheHeadlets]

WE LOVE DARCY

[@Heisenberg000.]

@@TheHeadlets Scott better

[@lostremnant]

Darcey was from another team?

[@DreamingSnorlax]

@@lostremnant yeah he used to appear in The Fairbairns videos, another Aussie duo but make short form content. I don’t know the whole story but sometime after they appeared on one of those interview style cold ones videos, all of a sudden Darcy was helping them out as a part of the team. :)

[@DreamingSnorlax]

Oh and I’d also like to add, I enjoy the Fairbairns content too but like Cold Ones is on a whole other level haha much love to both teams ❤️

[@lindsiegagnon5073]

You guys easily have the best team of editors , they never fail to impress

[@HodgiestPodge]

Max and Chad being super bros in this video. Absolutely great energy. Always fun to see the lads having a good time ✌️

[@peep1822]

This has got to be the funniest video I have watched in a while. I don’t drink but seeing them so drunk makes me feel drunk at the same time mostly when it’s 3 in the morning and I’m tired that I can’t process anything

[@thecockwambler2621]

27:34 max was actually terrifying.

[@thormunz]

18:11 Darcy looking like "Why the fuck do I do this for a living."

[@thormunz]

Darcy wondering if he left he stove on

[@thormunz]

Darcy wondering if he did what he needed to do that day

[@thormunz]

Darcy realizing hes taking care of 2 drunks for entertainment

[@joshande]

buy one get three free aah comment

[@gengarclefairy3475]

Chad at 1:18 with another LEGITTT FOOD REVIEW

[@jalenmccomb]

I watched this channel for so long when i was getting black out drunk to the point where i have a tattoo of the logo on my leg. I completely forgot about this channel because i stopped drinking. first video back

[@folonrng]

i love well payed editors. making videos so much better :)

[@some-replies]

The bat bit had me dying. This is the funniest one yet