We Used to be a Great Nation | Dave Helem | Stand Up Comedy

[@DVVUB]

the end was so Chappelle esque😂😂funny ass set fs

[@SolViewStudios]

I completely agree lmao i heard it in his voice and everything. Whole set was gas

[@Ionlymake2pointsg]

I can hear it✅

[@CoS.Peerless]

It’s a banger fr

[@royalnerd717]

Lmao "Tuba Lips!" Omg 😂😂😂😂 why does this tickle me so much.

[@tae7x]

“ain’t no jazz in utah” i’ve been thinking this for so long

[@thomashooks84]

They were the New Orleans Jazz first that’s why

[@thisgame2]

White culture is paved roads, hospitals and everything you enjoy

[@2hard2knock]

This is a classic! This man is unassumingly good-his pauses will make you hang to every syllable as you want to know where the hell is going with the story!! 😂😂😂

[@dhelem]

I appreciate ya

[@Urbanforager]

That tuba story was awesome

[@NateSmith87]

"The Atlanta niggas", 🤣 🤣 . So accurate.

[@adfmo2195]

😂😂😂

[@nicholasgraveline7384]

I swear I knew what we was going to say a second before he said it. Too good.

[@Edwardosanchez6969]

Change it to salt lake city soakers

[@CCela1608]

That's exactly what I was thinking!!!😂😂😂😂

[@yazajag]

😂😅 💧🧂

[@enzomthethwa5861]

I'm glad somebody said it.

[@samuelford771]

If you know. You know..

[@Modern_NostalgiaEnt]

This legit had me laughing out loud. Don't Tell seems to pick them well!!

[@thokoZ]

The story at the end was a great bit

[@kayreece297]

tuba lips had me nearly spit my mouth wash everywhere 😂😂

[@yazajag]

Same, I was crying laughing 😂

[@Shermar]

~ “Hey, relax!” 😩

[@thekushness]

That Quatro Padres was sooo underrated!

[@Shermar]

~ Oh, that’s dark. 😩 Great timing too. 💯

[@freddybo3715]

Solid set my guy

[@yazajag]

Lmfao at the tuba story! 📯 i know this is like a french horn, but i don't have a tuba emoji, just a trumpet 🎺 😂😂😂

[@olalekanajiteru1361]

We were not there 👌😂

[@schobes]

They used to be called the New Orleans jazz and they moved because cities move easily for basketball teams

[@Soestmusic]

Love his chill

[@ChristianR-i3g]

I chuckled a bit, but mostly I enjoyed his delivery.

[@JacksonJonez]

Whole set was 🔥 but that ending 😂😂😂

[@p-funk5562]

I mess with bro heavy after this

[@jordohiz1493]

My period flow was heavy, but this comment is a mess bc I am a bro

[@CyanZao]

I was not expecting that ending! I'm deceased ⚰️⚰️⚰️⚰️ 🌹

[@JacksonJonez]

Intro had me dying too bro 😂

[@JaysRandomnessChannel]

Never seen a hawk...😂😂

[@briano6115]

Dave is in fact next level funny. GOOD JOB !! :)

[@aprilf1017]

They really did go as avocado toast! So cute 🥰

[@victorduru11]

Well done good sir.. well done. Exquisite crowd control.

[@gdbdyjr]

This better blow up 😂😂

[@mystorymenzi7726]

I love how a calm delivery can me me laugh so hard

[@gr1nder07]

Nice, haven't heard if this guy yet

[@gunfighterdrummer]

This guy is a KILLER.

[@samuelford771]

His Tuba story is highly relateable for me. Same thing happened when i was 10. Except it was straight from the jump from my teacher.😂 At first it hurt a little, but he was right. I held first chair until highschool.

[@crusty___jupiter]

How did he jump right over the Lakers?! Not many lakes in LA, hello

[@ElijahStembridge]

Boston wonder bread 🍞 😂

[@Lalumièredivineus]

I don’t understand very well English but I’m laughing 😂

[@SmartMoufShirts]

The Atlanta joke was so funny, I had to stop. Also, let me suggest the Utah Skinwalkers. And I did not expect the spokesperson for the ladies to be at the show. But she acknowledged the call to all ladies.

[@jordohiz1493]

OK I went and looked up skinwalker. It is perfect in a number of respects, being authentic Utah culture, an actual beast/animal, and totally horrifying, which sports mascots never are. I would like to offer the Atlanta 🍑, it's not the Atlanta peaches it's the Atlanta "peach emojis." Anyways could u imagine if your super power was you could call all ladies? Like aquaman can talk to all the fish in the ocean. You see a girl and u don't even need to finesse her number, she just hears a disembodied voice in her head like, "Damn girl, u thick as hell. Yea, it's me. The guy staring at u. What's good? U ever wanna be a squirrel? I got deez nuts" ✌️

[@SmartMoufShirts]

@@jordohiz1493 All of that!! But maybe the Atlanta Peach Eaters.

[@jordohiz1493]

@@SmartMoufShirts omg. genius genius genius!

[@Drekromancer]

"That is science fiction" was diabolical

[@steveaustin1984]

5 minutes in…haven’t heard a joke yet…deuces!

[@Ms.lust7777]

This dude is hilarious

[@george9065]

wait is this the "White Flour" guy from TruTV?

[@ThatGuillermo]

on point with Hamilton. that sh*t is insufferable

[@fodaykenneh]

Hilarious 😅😅😅

[@monik320]

😂😂😂😂 love you Dave

[@karlkachele4851]

So good

[@justinmas299]

Funny set

[@lachlanhenry486]

This ain't Home Alone is a really bad xxx.

[@dikardvondoom3574]

Salt Lake City Saltines

[@CameronMarkell]

s/o Morehouse!

[@MrVideoScape]

These bot comments wtf.

[@Nobody-w8n4s]

They’re doing thier jobs…..

[@Jvega001]

Which one are the bots

[@bubzilla6137]

​@@Jvega001 most have borderline p*rn profile pics. If you really want to know if one is a bot, just click the profile pic and it will tell you when the channel started. Most will be the same day, but I've seen some several days or more, the oldest I think was 2 or 3 months old.

[@jordohiz1493]

​@@Jvega001tbh I think *this* (the comment you're replying to) is a bot. Which, interestingly, makes it somewhat likely you're a bot, but I'll give u the benefit of the doubt. The reason OP is likely a bot is that the 'bot comments wtf' comment is somewhat off topic (maybe they got deleted) and the comment itself has a lot of up votes (bot comments will often have inflated up votes). Anyways I could click this dudes profile and go deeper but that's what the bots want and besides, the conspiratorial theorizing is a lot of fun

[@motivet7908]

Which ones

[@romelldawkins5515]

good set

[@deborahcorso940]

Funny af!

[@Interstate_Reed]

Did they edit in laugh track? Why did the opening line, “I’ve been day drinking” get so much laugh?

[@annabellLee-p7c]

Bro this comedian was so fucking boring, I've never just stopped watching a comedian before but this was bad.

[@heroninsights]

Because sometimes racism is okay… the crowd was mostly white 😂

[@Rhekon]

Cuz it's relatable suffering implied not explicitly stated without a social cost

[@thokoZ]

Crowd was probably riding the high of the previous comics. Sometimes even a comic saying “hey” gets laughs at the start of their set.

[@RaquelFoster]

I think it's just a lame crowd that can't chill out and let him pause a second without forcing a laugh. There was a kinda-awkward laugh after almost every sentence. So much that it was surprising that they didn't laugh when he said he was from Chicago.

[@dwaynestocks6604]

If you’ve never seen a Hawk in the A, you’ve never been outside the city

[@CCela1608]

I was thinking dang in Gwinnett I see em a few time a week!!!

[@monteofoster7866]

so right!!!

[@jerryjones2932]

😂😂😂 comedian...IN Atlanta, you...outside the city. I'm dead people are so stupid.

[@TheShapingSickness]

Tuba lips 😂

[@richardmartinez4602]

Daniel Stern man!

[@HoodRichNFamous]

Atlanta traffics 😅

[@theaiffice]

Salt Lake City Soakers

[@josem4506]

I can't help but think that the joke is on the white audience and that Dave knew exactly what he was doing with the way he framed his jokes

[@Marshmellowsarecool44]

Holy shit! Busting a gut over here!

[@scottc3165]

That was perfect.

[@jedwards1792]

Ain’t no jazz in Utah….

[@themexis]

That 12C ain it 😮‍💨

[@Justlikedoit03]

The crowd is giving liberal nerds 😂

[@bighomieJ5X]

Dave could read a menu and it’ll be funny 😂😂😂😂

[@jimmy6535]

5 seconds in are you gonna talk about u being black? 1 basketball 2 jazz,3 stealing ?

[@chadblechinger5746]

❤😂❤

[@Alrdy_Gone]

Ye back when we had slavery 😅

[@Kyle-op6ev]

5:25 true story

[@reveleschool4381]

😂😂😂

[@darian2520]

Gonna be a good one!

[@RealMe-f6q]

Well it was, or maybe it was

[@Immortal10364]

LOVE FROM PUNE MAHARASHTRA🇮🇳🇮🇳🇮🇳 ❤🥰😎👍😃😊🧡🤝😀😍😘👍❤❤❤

[@ARBets23]

Free smurk

[@garciavashchino1]

🤣 Jesus fucking Christ!!!

[@james1795]

Stupid.

[@Findpype]

This is so subpar. I only say that bc I’m genuinely shocked at how many people are laughing 😅

[@mystorymenzi7726]

Your comment is the most sub par thing here

[@certifiedyaminspector-dadd6224]

Maybe you can do better? Make us laugh since you're the expert on comedy.

[@travisdeshotel8894]

Comedy is super subjective with how it relates to you. No worries if it's not to your liking. Just move on and find one you do enjoy and be happy.

[@dhelem]

Yeah that Dave Helem dude is trash

[@Theblackout292]

I liked it. All the taste you have is in your mouth. Lol

[@diesledavis1]

These jokes were mid, best joke was the last one

[@TheBlackAxe1]

I told you...

[@user-rm9zx7ln9i]

This dude went through a whole set making mostly wrong observations, as if they were jokes and only told like 2 actual jokes. Meh.

[@MurCurieux]

Suave tuba lip'd motha jammah

[@ki55Gudby3]

😂

[@DorisFaust-m8x]

Into low key comdians, tired of screaming comedians

[@rubene9821]

Bro is being sensitive about people being sensitive

[@Emanon...]

A powerful nation, absolutely. But when was the US actually "great" for everyone in it?

[@jordohiz1493]

Idk even the most oppressed and underprivileged and downtrodden can pull up their bootstraps and rise to the top of the - - God damn't, you're a bot, aren't you? Sneaky lil bot

[@CZiNTrPT]

Just elected a fascist: we are not racist enough 🤦‍♂️

[@ImNotYourEnemy]

🥱

[@Itsyoungagain]

Dude has an interesting delivery but to have that kinda laidback non assuming style ur jokes rly gotta be hitting… his was not. I was hanging on every word hoping the punchline was going to worth the lack of energy, and every time it was a miss. Too simple and straightforward. Posting this as constructive criticism. Work on the material bro.

[@paul_ezmamaa]

lol as someone who is considered kind of funny and a regular watcher of everyday standup…i’m sure only a select few feel like this😂 this man was A LOT funnier than other folks i’ve seen on here and i stand on that one

[@Spvceman_]

Lowkey didn’t laugh once🫡

[@gs3173]

Terrible

[@Xela_Redna]

Set wasnt funny. Kinda boomeresqe if you ask me. (just my opinion; dont get in ya feelings & start tripping in the comments.)

[@yusefdaramay2177]

I've decided to get in the comments and start tripping. Tripping so hard right now.

[@Xela_Redna]

@yusefdaramay2177 👈🏾😎👈🏾 I see what you did there lol.

[@Xela_Redna]

@@NunYuh-dh7ns who tf said anything about being offended? You're weird bro & you're illiterate.

[@Xela_Redna]

@@NunYuh-dh7ns you're weird and illiterate.

[@PHARA0H]

Low energy was the truth... Just wasted 5 mins watimg on a joke

[@ParanoidPixel]

This shiz AWFUL. If I could walk out, I would. But I'll just stop half way and Booooooo

[@Spvceman_]

I tried to stay till the end but this was trash ngl💀

[@Torta--is--PLUR]

We were...until trump ruined it

[@flush_entity]

I dont think so lol when obama got elected, there was a division cuz “black president” it just kept going down from there. Also LGBQT+=_- has the worst sense of humor with them tryna cancel all these free speaking, laugh giving comedians. But lets keep politics out of it, lets rejoice and laugh at this man’s comedy

[@james1795]

Says the brainwashed crybaby.

[@juliogutierrez8859]

Hello Paige

[@paigechavez9232]

Hello Alex

[@jamesthompson2092]

The Atlanta what's? He said that because he was too scared to say what's really in Atlanta. Too scared to get cancelled.

[@james1795]

?

[@JaysRandomnessChannel]

The Atlanta Maggots lol

[@jordohiz1493]

It's either peaches or black lunch ladies rigging elections so they can bait racists into defaming them to take their millions

[@jamesthompson2092]

@@james1795 You're not going to get me cancelled either.

[@james1795]

@@jamesthompson2092. That's not an answer. You don't know what he was talking about.

[@DoomDadward]

Dead af lol

[@HYUHE]

😂😂😂

[@zart8478]

😂

[@bmgtheperformer]

😂😂😂