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War Thunder is a highly detailed vehicle combat game containing over 2,000 playable tanks, aircraft, and ships spanning over 100 years of development. Immerse yourself completely in dynamic battles with an unparalleled combination of realism and approachability.
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00:00:00 Intro
00:01:55 Asmon Tried Undertale
00:07:04 Tectone's New Dating Sim
00:09:23 Ad Read 1
00:10:46 Emi's Trip to UFC 300
00:18:02 Pokimane in Austin (More UFC)
00:23:07 Why Tectone Can't Watch UFC
00:25:19 Tectone's Future Vacations
00:27:24 Ad Read 2
00:28:53 The Hour Long Tectone Video
00:31:00 KZbin Money and Video Games
00:34:27 Twitch Moderators
00:39:03 OTKs Top Streamer
00:48:12 Content Drought on Twitch
00:52:13 What Game Do You Want To Play?
00:54:26 Russell's Ping-Pong Tournament
00:56:52 Tectone's Racist Tiktok Challenge
00:59:38 When Were You at Your Worst?
01:05:10 Living With Other People
01:08:28 4Chan Theories & What Anime Girl Tectone Would Be
01:12:19 Crazy Earth Lore
01:15:26 Burgers, Fast Food, and Specials
01:19:08 Covid and World War 2
01:24:43 Anime
01:28:02 Kai Cenat Drama
01:31:28 Must-Play Video Games
01:33:52 Tectone's Broke
01:35:14 Reading Comments
01:37:06 Episode Wrap-Up

[@steakandeggspod]

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[@mafrank]

Another downvote for another week without nmplol. You 3 are racist.

[@RetreatSequel]

Yo

[@Reinzuko]

Tell Tectone to catch up on the manga of Vinland Saga, the author gives notes relating it to the historical events and characters!

[@mickeymouse5652]

Bro tectone was in london ont bro I’m surprised he didn’t get stabbed

[@Yogi_Bear69]

You really gotta tell me a third time huh? I hope they paid extra.

[@fotgaxton]

tectone thinking ww2 was in the 1800s and not knowing they had photography in the 1900's was a wild ride lmao

[@fotgaxton]

I take that all back, the wildest ride was emiru and asmon not having played any bethesda game except starfield.

[@jacobferrera1777]

They have not played skyrim?

[@JakeTSnake7]

His dad is a military guy too. Crazy.

[@DyceFreak]

@@JakeTSnake7 You know more about this internetard than the internetard knows about human history.

[@paradise5973]

@@DyceFreak and what would you refer yourself as

[@Wintercide]

New Vegas is actually not Bethesda, Obsidian made it.

[@GangnamStyle33]

Hollywood stars? Conspiracy time (╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻

[@Underwaterbanana]

Bethesda still hasn't made a good fallout haha

[@martinwaschkowitsch3153]

thats why it the best fall out game 😅

[@digitalhub492]

@@Underwaterbanana Fallout New Vegas was great but most people forget how the game launched and how buggy it was, and still is without the mods that patch the crashes. I love New Vegas don't get me wrong, but in terms of the best Fallout game (outside of the first two) Fallout 3 takes the cake.

[@MsHojat]

@@digitalhub492 Fallout 1 and 2 were also quite buggy too as far as I understand (I played fan patched version). Namely the ending cinematics in the original were all reversed/scrambled if I recall, so if you save a town it shows the cinematic of it being destroyed instead, etc. Of course Bethesda games are known for being buggy in their own right too, so it's a case where the whole IP is just cursed to be buggy, since literally every single one has been buggy unless you count something like Fallout Shelter (mobile-style idle/incremental game)

[@hitsquad_gaming]

Tectone proving once again why some schooling is needed. I'm starting to think he's not a real person lmao.

[@moshpit89]

Why acquire common knowledge when you can talk to spirits

[@leolor9328]

@@moshpit89why acquire knowledge when you can play gacha and hentai dating simulators

[@moshpit89]

@@leolor9328 true and real

[@samuelcleary283]

Asmon remembers basic historical events - Tectone " you're so smart"

[@ItzAtoy]

“Do you think Covid was real” Emi “did you get it?” “Yeah twice & a bunch of family died” 👁️👄👁️

[@saikarthik1383]

I felt it when Asmon said "What the fuck are allergies?!"

[@spirothegamer]

Dude I literally CHOKED on my drink when he expressed his reasoning "A tree goes active ..." That was epic!

[@user-kl6wf6cv5e]

There is a medical theory that allergies appear if our microbiome gets damaged and no longer produces certain inhibitors that keep our immune system in check. Overrelying on medicine may cause this damage which is why allergies is mostly a first world problem and also why our filthy boi might never have allergies in his life.

[@permaban9311]

"It was "Men" actually"

[@noodles8834]

lmao

[@EXPRESS1TH]

I wanna see tectones dad reaction to teccy not knowing world history😭

[@simonschneider5913]

@@EXPRESS1TH this is not like it seems with tectone! his dad running around in the pentagon, go figure. they prob know a lot more than we do.

[@Onehitslay]

I was wondering what this context was going to be. And it was answered 10 seconds in 😂

[@bobrogers9061]

I'm astounded every week finding out how dumb Tectone really is, it's so hilarious.

[@whirlwindsky]

thats why he makes the big bucks

[@RakdosMC]

We gotta stop making idiots famous

[@DartFrog815]

Emiru got dropped from the credits this episode for bringing zero sugar drinks on set😂😂😂

[@JustMe-ty2rp]

Hahaha, i was wondering why they did that XD

[@manden6652]

That intro gotta be the funniest start to a video i've ever seen

[@dustysmoke4996]

Techi: "Back when there were places where you had to walk like 7 hours to get medical help." Dude. Through most of history, there were a lot of places people lived where you'd be lucky if you could get to a doctor (or voodoo medicine fakir) within a month's ride on horseback. Assuming you could survive the ride... and had a horse...

[@Kraken0000]

tectone's ignorance about basic shit is next level

[@mrmonkey4721]

I want to see Tectone take a US History test to see how much he knows and compare it to a random viewer

[@DoctorJohn_MD]

I would love to compare against him, I was born in China and didn't even speak English until almost 8 years old 😂 a lot of us naturalized citizens probably know way more than natural born Americans

[@kooz7553]

@@DoctorJohn_MD well you are asian so you have an intelligence buff that just not fair lmao we natty americans are dumb

[@bigfil1981]

I'd like to see him take a children's iq test Vs a 5 year old.

[@dsfpiuhasdf]

1:32:00 FNV is an obsidian game not a bethesda game

[@kisshereful]

that also hit me hard, the only reason for Vegas being good was because it was not made by Bethesda :D

[@joshholmes1372]

They basically reused all the assets but made a good story

[@RyanRoberts-qf5et]

In a short amount of time and half off it got cut out, and its still the beat ​@@joshholmes1372

[@martinwaschkowitsch3153]

thats why its actually good...

[@dustysmoke4996]

Techi: "World War 2 was in the 1800's... Pearl Harbor is in Japan." M F G. smh. Also Techi: "Fallout New Vegas is the best game i've ever played." 's cool, man, you hath redeemed yourself.

[@dustysmoke4996]

"Name a streamer who looks like they have an STD..." Both glance furtively at Asmon...

[@762x69]

Drop the the S and it still applies...

[@riberium1739]

1:29:00 nice text editor (dont delete pls)

[@Nerious]

22:09 If only Tectone knew that these "guys behind me" were literally all the WWE superstars like Cody Rhodes, Braun Strowman, The New Day etc. LMAO

[@Tectone]

NO FUCKING SHOT

[@Izanagi-Okami]

@@Tectoneyou win some, ya lose some right? 🤣 it is what it is

[@xClippo]

40:11 that was the first actual full laugh from asmon in all of the episodes.

[@mynameisdozzer]

Gradually, it became apparent that History and Geography are not Tectone's strong suit

[@iCipher]

just more to add to the litany

[@Peter-sr8gv]

A lot of things aren't tectones strong point. But he's amazing as a clown and entertainier online

[@nutzor9594]

Teccie is the quintessential American man. Big, loud, arrogant, ignorant of the world at large... Entertaining as fuck.

[@randallsavage2658]

13:00 I always press on the main Pig for good luck🤞(It shines and oinks)

[@JoshsGameClub]

This podcast changed my life

[@jakethasnake3524]

Jesus christ 😅

[@nafatikhalil6565]

i love them but they are 3 idiots ngl

[@JoshsGameClub]

@@nafatikhalil6565 Only the finest of idiots. Practically kin.

[@AsphaltMclen]

@@nafatikhalil6565 And u still watching it :v, what a disgrace for ur ego, so shame :)

[@andrew1007]

@@nafatikhalil6565 Asmon is insanely intelligent. He's really good at reading rooms and adapting to them. If you pay attention, it's kind of freaky how good he is at it

[@ozcarp92]

I genuinely enjoy listening to Tecky talking about wrestling. He is always so happy to talk about it. I have no fucking clue what he is talking about it but his joy is contagious.

[@AC-wc7ju]

I can't stand it. Love the dude. And I'm glad he likes it. There is nothing more cringe, every episode he's started, I switch it off.

[@namvie9600]

Fallout New Vegas was actually made by Obsidian but published by Bethesda

[@antequamm]

I saw a clip of this podcast from shorts and ended up spending a whole month binging every single episode, this is very entertaining and I love the show. 👍

[@GizmosGameLounge]

80 minutes in There is no way Tectone isn't farming engagement.

[@OofieTV]

41:21 so happy you guys talked about this 🙌🏻

[@TwistedFire85]

It blows my mind how Teccy doesn't know crap about history or when cameras were around. Crazy. You'd think huge world changing events you'd kinda know

[@stefanwirth3280]

"They had video cameras back in Pearl Harbor?" ->NA education :D

[@josephtom7326]

the script leak was crazy

[@SmugslyTV]

Lol Asmon, the wagon ride in skyrim is like 30 seconds.

[@tuery1]

I love how this looks like Emi and Asmon are interviewing Tectone since he is the one alone in the couch talking 80% of the time love the show keep the episodes coming

[@comradewarners]

Did Teccy go to school?

[@GuiiBrazil]

Clearly not. I mean, he was born and lives in US, and thinks Pearl Harbor was in Japan. That's insane in my eyes... and I'm not a US citizen.

[@TommyWatson1234]

Tech is from Canada I think? So probably didn't care.

[@GuiiBrazil]

@@TommyWatson1234 not caring for the biggest war on the planet, as at the same time gaming. It's, weird. Maybe he dosen't care... or maybe he dosen't have the capacity of doing it.

[@BasedBebs]

@@TommyWatson1234 Canadian here; He's ignorant for not knowing that.

[@Jay-dn9lp]

​@@TommyWatson1234He's from TN, but he went to college in Canada I believe, so should still have a basic knowledge of US affairs one would think....

[@SICsupraman]

I randomly found this podcast when you guys had under 10k subs now I can't stop watching and look forward to it every week. Thank you, functional degens

[@jimmyjackz]

I'm just a poor white boy from the mountains of Tennessee but it baffles me younger folks don't know anything about history. It's actually scary when history is so easy to repeat itself with lack of knowledge.

[@TophatBoar]

with or without knowledge, assholes are still around, most old people as well are insufferable

[@Hyzayn]

1:27:00 i love how that document is just there for no reason lmao

[@sennemichiels6748]

Orc massage is a certified classic.

[@ryanjohnson2844]

Admins: How do u know??? Emmy: It happened to me idk… 💀💀💀💀💀💀

[@Djursnerable]

I had to facepalm when Tectone said WW2 was in the 1800s.

[@iiBenihime]

The fact that Tectone didn’t tell Asmon that New Vegas was an Obsidian game is wild

[@franciscobernardo95]

asmon used to have alergies when he was a kid, then he stopped leaving the house

[@hijack7479]

Really fun episode, felt loose and honest, I really love when podcasts get to that point

[@vickerykennison1335]

Thank you Asmon for the "parachute-not-opening chance in PUPG" scenario. It made my day and made me LOL for real.....

[@redorchidee1372]

this podcast changed absolutely nothing about my life but i do like listening to it sometimes

[@Scotty86doo]

Tectone, get with Shylily on the Vcard card game and make a digital version like hearthstone, sometimes you gotta create the game you wanna play and with OTK's resources you could pull it off. One HUGE thing you can do is put code cards for digital packs INSIDE the physical packs like Pokemon and Force of Will TCG's did.

[@TheStol]

My dad told me once: "It's better te be quiet and make people THINK you're stupid, than to keep saying stupid shit and make people KNOW you're stupid. That one's for you, Tectone.

[@leemcguire1909]

If we join the patreon can we watch a version of steak and eggs with Tectone muted?

[@Eskinore]

1:10:46 Tec forgot he wasn't talking to all dudes for a sec lol

[@TRayTV]

"Crank my hog .. have you seen the Fallout show?" Non-sequitor?

[@jammyjamz89]

You took my suggestion!! I assume that is the changes? Anyway definitely an improvement guys!!!!!

[@joshmackey1826]

Only a matter of time before Tectone turns this into the Eric Andre Show

[@jaydunna2645]

Interesting that emiru said "us" in reference to being chinese, despite being a half white american.

[@ScottyPhoton]

43:18 Mothra best kaiju 🦋🌟

[@Bear-Shark]

Asmon giving up on Skyrim at the wagon ride had me dying lmao, absolute tragedy

[@bruce9222]

Dude this show gives the best ad reads I've ever seen lol. Like there actually fucking hilarious, especially techtones.

[@thetrustysidekick3013]

I am so disappointed they had no idea about WW2. Just floored.

[@MsHojat]

1:00:30 Well it's definitely one of those "That's _a_ style alright" but personally I like it. It's definitely a more mature look though (granted that kind of eyeliner itself I suppose isn't common in older people).

[@TommyWatson1234]

Ive been watching Steak and Eggs since episode 1. You guys are a group of people i wouldn't mind just hanging out with someday. You all have great senses of humor. You are a bunch of chill people. I started watching because of Asmon (Zach) because of Wow [i started playing in dec 04] I found you, asmon, back in 2016 or 17 even grouped with you during Battle for Azoroth days in mythic plus. I tanked and you smashed the heck out of the instance. I play paladin. At least i used to. Any way enjoy the show guys i hope you keep it up!

[@xXXChinchillaXX]

1:23:34 tectone is discovering the difference between a priori and a posteriori knowledge

[@strgz5329]

Tectone was born to promote War Thunder

[@Repenter0]

"Pearl Harbor is were Kamikazes come from". This isn't correct, most of the Kamikaze stuff came later after Pearl Harbor and during the open warfare between the US and Japanese fleets, especially so as the Japanese fleets were under growing pressure as the war went worse for them. They didn't have enough pilots, they couldn't reliably carry out normal strikes while avoiding US anti-air (which was very good for the time period) and so they train pilots just enough and give them suicide missions for the glory of Japan/The Emperor. For Pearl Harbor specifically most of the pilots had the potential to make it back assuming they didn't die/get shot down during the mission. Japan also developed and used specialized "long lance" torpedoes for traditional torpedo bombing in shallow waters to great effect. Kamikaze attacks also don't do much against battleships without specialized suicide aircraft basically being guided missiles, instead the impromptu kamikazes were mostly effective against small ships and the wooden decks of aircraft carriers (most still had wooden flight decks during this time).

[@WetAdek]

52:07 Twisted Metal, I wish it was back

[@R2green3]

Didnt expect them to be fans of Vivek of all people. That hit like a truck tbh

[@rhyldrin2478]

that dead eye look into the camera when Asmon said Illuminati fucking sent me lmao!

[@ZerofeverOfficial]

all i can see is the joining of the edge banding on that table rim

[@honestylowkeye1171]

"There are so many beautiful places in China." "[T]I bet."

[@turpan]

Sometimes Tectones brain gives off "You got ghosts in your blood do some cocaine about it" vibes

[@ubertuberdude]

Oh god the WW2 part was driving me nuts. Well done Tectone

[@tieguyscollectibles9767]

tectone absolutely killed that ad plug good stuff

[@Kawaku_M]

The sprite Zero sugar getting an ending clip killed me bro

[@Agrothewarhorse]

@13:29 asmon gets golden saucer flash backs lol

[@viciouspen]

Techtone, massive confidence in anything he says Also him, knows not the most basic of things

[@qdLuke]

Idk how often it’s mentioned but the outtro song is goated

[@smilesfree]

Space Ghost it. For stream in guests; put a screen on a gimbal and put it on the couch spot next to techy.

[@stephendavidson4013]

The look on Zack's face when Tectone said "18??'s" was priceless lmao

[@Ratovx]

1:31:56 actually its a Obsidian game

[@MENTOKz]

thanks for actually showing what they are talking about

[@klaszczrubika88]

According to a Tectone's ideas from 1:36:05 you should do Steak and Eggs episode in a style of The Eric Andre Show

[@phenixdwn]

Asmon's callus attitude towards video game lives would have saved humanity in 3 Body Problem. The aliens would think we're all sociopaths and try another planet.

[@Soshikix]

1:09:32 That makes Asmon and Miz the Keymasters

[@itchyt2997]

Theres a lot of references to historical events in various media

[@Eyasluna-]

Since covid almost nowhere has 24hr service, including new york. You have to be tapped in with a local sub community to know the spots in metro areas now... and not many exsist anymore. All businesses and major corps. just decided that it wasnt worth it anymore. They also still expect 1 person to do the job of 3 and just continue to stay understaffed.

[@dethpixl]

Speaking of history spins me out that modern humans and language have been around for 200,000 years but written history only 5000 meaning 97.5 percent of of human history unknown and lost forever

[@benjaminnave8192]

The Origins of ‘Big Bug’ Science Fiction Would be A fun show to do A react show on !

[@user-ut1gs3zr8j]

It's not just Canadians that feel that way about America.

[@JollyOldCanuck]

It's kind of hard to pin down how a Canadian feels about the USA as a collective due to being somewhat familiar with the differences between the 50 states, if you ask a Canadian how they feel about the states that neighbour their province you will receive a more positive answer than asking how they feel about the US as a whole. It also depends on where you live, e.g., people living in a rust belt/university city like London, Ontario are going to have a more negative view of the US (hit hardest by tariffs/students generally have very extreme political views) than people living in one of the suburb cities surrounding Toronto like Barrie, Ontario.

[@unseen9404]

"Another game like Onlyup". There's AltF4 which is basically the same but funnier. Watchin Asmon play it was probably the funniest stream I've ever seen, I was fkin pissing myself laughing

[@deanrichards268]

I love it when Techtone say "Thats BADASS man!"

[@OofieTV]

1:12:45 teccy I beg you to please pay attention to the Star Rail Penacony quests good god dude

[@charged_smoke8010]

59:27 asmon’s face as he says probably now right? Lmao

[@DreamskyDance]

Great episode XD Also 1:21:05 ..."weird to talk about this ?" ...dude that's elementary school education ( at least here in EU ). But i find it funny how Asmon periodically teaches Tectone some basic stuff you learn during the course of your education like history stuff or biology stuff or like with tax stuff few episodes back. :D Edit: 1:27:40 - topics list stayed in the video. Also, they strayed so far from prepared topics right at the start of them that you might as well write 5 words on a piece of paper and they would talk for two hours XD

[@bobzilla9p0]

Tectone thinks Berserk and Vinland Saga are rough, because he has not read any history to learn how much worse real humans can be.

[@exXtraWurst]

i love asmons attitude to things so much some times :'D 1:07:37

[@leolor9328]

If you don’t think the American school system has failed it’s people, I present you: Tectone.

[@TwistedFire85]

Asmon should play some old ancient mmorpg's like Ultima Online. That was the first one I ever played. I would love to see him struggle in that to learn it

[@MissPopuri]

Or try a single player version like Ultima Underworld? The first and second games in that series came out before Ultima Online.

[@spartanlemon9397]

Tectone: They should make an anime about Australia! Attack on Titan:

[@Daeus_4th]

Its taken what 53ish eps but Tectone finally hit me,with the whiplash. Not liking kaiju movies, i can understand not knowing the australia lore but WW2 knowledge is gone over multiple years of US history classes.Overall it was another great episode tho

[@Zugdeals]

Whoever made the camo segment for for the ad needs a raise lmao

[@otote]

1:15:25 Tectone morfing into a turkey

[@K0NGUS]

I would LOVE to see yall get Adam Copeland (Edge) on the show!! That would be sick. Great stuff as always. My favorite streamer and their two friends.