Weakest Jewish Priest

Judas Maccabeus Or Judah Maccabee. Otherwise known as The Hammer. Was a Jewish Priest you did not want to make angry
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[@MasterofRoflness]

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[@Ziddings]

I have never heard a name that screams ancient Judea more than "Judas Maccabeus"

[@sharkoj]

That’s the greek way to say it, in hebrew it “yehuda hamaccabee”

[@nss309]

Mel Gibson was supposed to be in one but it never got nowhere because of his meltdown.

[@timon6759]

​@sharkoj his full name being יהודה "מכבי" חשמונים (Yehuda "HaMaccabee" Hashmonaim)

[@theeccentrictripper3863]

@@sharkoj Sounds cooler in Greek tbh

[@compuguy123]

Jim

[@Donquixote_doflamingo164]

WARHAMMER JEWISH EDITION

[@catalinrud1560]

Tried getting it and lost my 5 Dollars

[@TheUSgoverment]

That would explain why all the models are so expensive

[@potatortheomnipotentspud]

Oy Gevalt, suffer not the xenos

[@sillymesilly]

They the dwarfs in warhammer

[@bastait]

warhammer 4000bc.

[@jeremymott]

Technically the correct translation for Maccabee is sledgehammer

[@FiL_0]

Judah the Sledgehammer sounds metal as fuck

[@celestialhylos7028]

Scarier

[@danielutriabrooks477]

Judah the Sledhammer VS Charles Hammer, a batle for the ages

[@dragon_ninja_2186]

So the Maccabean Revolt could also be called the Sledgehammer Revolt? Nice.

[@vextex9719]

hammer is hammer

[@brandedone1023]

Eleazar when he sees a war elephant: "Nah, I'd win"

[@sacharubinstein5305]

“I’m built different” *dies under the crushing weight of a falling elephant*

[@valmid5069]

Greeks: nnnnoooo you can’t just rebel against our empire! Jewish Maccabees: *Happy Hanukkah MFs!*

[@peepocozy8594]

Hadrian enters chat

[@life_is_a_myth]

​@@peepocozy8594Based

[@imgvillasrc1608]

​@@peepocozy8594Tbf, Simon Bar Kokhba was no Judea Maccabees

[@RagnaCloud13]

​@@imgvillasrc1608 Judah ha Maqqabi: Simeon Bar Kokhba, who does he think he is? Simon Thassi: just a total idiot who rally his forces but Hadrian owns him. Jonathan Apphos: yeet!

[@Max_-jr2hg]

And that’s why we have Hanukkah

[@mikdan8813]

Hanukkah Matata

[@timon6759]

​@@mikdan8813what a wonderful phrase

[@mada.ara._6291]

​@@timon6759😂😂😂

[@starmaker75]

Honestly a pretty badass backstory for a winter winter

[@Jewishoperatorbsad]

/Chanukah

[@ehudshapira2745]

Can't believe you left out Judah's brother Elazar. According to one version, he dove under an elephant and killed it with his spear, dying as the beast collapsed on top of him. According to another, he was found drowned to death in elephant excrement.

[@legendaryclarity]

I think that's where the Lord of the Rings 3 battle came from.

[@ehudshapira2745]

@@legendaryclarity always wondered that as well

[@AchyParts]

Even "Elessar"​ was involved@@legendaryclarity

[@gackybass]

Those two accounts aren't necessarily contradictory...

[@sinabarzyar5766]

"Thanks for the money dummy" Is the most Iranian thing an iranian can say

[@DogDogGodFog]

He's Iranian?

[@TheUSgoverment]

​@@DogDogGodFog yeah, Not very hard to tell if you ever went to his -cesspit- discord server

[@MasterofRoflness]

@@TheUSgoverment sad i like my cess pit

[@someisraeliguy9570]

@@DogDogGodFog So you're telling me he speaks with a funny accent?

[@kotzpenner]

least based Iranian

[@shuukenji6585]

"The prophecy is true... Its not Johnny Warhammer... But Judas!"

[@Zetact_]

"Why do they call you the sledgehammmer?" "Maybe because of this giant sledgehammer."

[@mikdan8813]

What the HELL is that Rugrats episode?!

[@veilnebula2411]

fr

[@Napoleon_Bonaparte1804]

Tommy is half Hebrew, from his mom's side.

[@danielutriabrooks477]

​@@Napoleon_Bonaparte1804That would make him fully hebrew

[@timesnewlogan2032]

“Chanukah”. They did several episodes on Jewish holidays, including one where they tell the story of Passover.

[@sacharubinstein5305]

@@danielutriabrooks477fully Jewish by Jewish law only

[@DhirenGowda]

There's a 2003 film called the Hebrew Hammer, about a Jewish superhero fighting against the son of Santa Claus, who wants to end the celebrations of Hanukkah (and Kwanzaa) to create a long, forced Christmas

[@XYZdude00]

And staring Andy Dick

[@monrow1961]

Check out Fiveish

[@Zionist654]

💀

[@mmyr8ado.360]

So a Jewish superhero is fighting a figure that was based on a canonized bishop that at one point had given bags of gold to the widower's three daughters so that they don't sell their bodies and supposedly resurrected children who had been killed and stored in pickling jars?

[@olivierschraepen5451]

Also Saint Nicolas once punched a fellow named "Arius" because he was spouting heresy.

[@abcdef27669]

The Good Judas.

[@amaneyugihanako-kunofthesi8849]

There were a bunch of "Good Judases" but this guy does take the cake in terms of bringing down the hammer

[@SplendidFactor]

Common Seleucid L

[@Zionist654]

Fr

[@timon6759]

Common Greek civilization L. The selucids where Greekized Assyrians, Persians, Mesopotamians, ancient Near East demographics.

[@tinycockjock1967]

@@timon6759seems like the new middle east is not so different. Common jewish eternal W

[@imgvillasrc1608]

It's kinda sad that we're living in a Greek-screw timeline. Imagine how awesome it would be to have Greektowns around the world just like Chinatowns.

[@VergiliosSpatulas]

@@timon6759 POV: Your wife's husband will let you sit on the chair if you have a dogsht take online. You win!

[@emilianoescudero322]

Fun fact, During the Reform War in Mexico between Liberals and Conservatives there was a Conservative General named Miguel Miramón. Because of his youth and his military ability, as well as his profound Catholicism, he was called the "Young Maccabeus" for fighting against the Liberal "Atheists."

[@XYZdude00]

I forgot how Jewish the Rugrats were lol

[@JosephShemelewski]

His grandfather on his mom's side is from the old country

[@BOZ_11]

psy-op

[@tudoraragornofgreyscot8482]

@@BOZ_11psy op is when people from a religion make things about their religion

[@theeccentrictripper3863]

@@tudoraragornofgreyscot8482 They think if it's not a spicy meme with the merchant it's normalizing the Brews, ignoring that they've been around for 3000 years. Don't get me wrong, luv me some spicy memes, but the tongue-in-cheek part of the phenomenon is ebbing away and the schizoid arc is approaching rapidly.

[@furdterguson3434]

@@tudoraragornofgreyscot8482 psyop is when one group of people carry out a subversive operation with the goal of shaping public thought and conversation. By weakening ties to reality and human nature, these operations result in weaker enemies, or an enemy with no will to fight at all. That is the goal. It has nothing to do with religion

[@owendanis7686]

Charles Martel: Finally a worthy opponent!

[@wariodude128]

You don't get a name like sledgehammer by quietly contemplating your actions and sitting around.

[@carpathianwolf3523]

Irl Paladin

[@Sz27372]

Around the same time as Judas Maccabeus revolt the chad Mithridates I the Great of Parthia began his great campaign against the Seleucid :)

[@ncrvako]

So a classic sleazy Persian backstab? Seems about right.

[@moritamikamikara3879]

@@ncrvako Parthians were not Persian. In the same vein as Kazakhs are not Turkish.

[@vrrooooommmm123]

@@moritamikamikara3879turkmen

[@theeccentrictripper3863]

@@moritamikamikara3879 This is what we get for conflating all the empires after the Achaemenid Empire that set up shop in its former borders lol. Then you get people called the Seleucids Syrians, the entire region is a confused mess if you aren't deep down the rabbit hole of the Diadochi Game of Thrones.

[@Henry_TownshendSH4]

No fair, they have god on their side

[@Napoleon_Bonaparte1804]

The God of gods.

[@locomotora6921]

*they HAD God on their side

[@joseaca1010]

and anime?

[@amaneyugihanako-kunofthesi8849]

@@locomotora6921 Then they crucified him more than a century later

[@homiepiggy]

@@locomotora6921 wdym HAD it was truly a miracle around 3 thousands palestinians entered israel on october 7 imagine what they couldve have done with 30k have entered that day this proves YAHWEH is still with us. he sacrificed some to save the many.

[@DiamondKingStudios]

Me, a Catholic: “Wait a minute… I’ve read something about this guy before!”

[@amaneyugihanako-kunofthesi8849]

We all did. I remembered reading both 1 and 2 Maccabees from start to finish, thinking that 2 Maccabees was the sequel. Now I know that 1 Maccabees is the more practical version with religious themes involved, and the other is full on religious with some practical themes. Still a great read

[@DiamondKingStudios]

@@amaneyugihanako-kunofthesi8849 My ninth grade religion teacher (who was the only layman at the entire school actually educated in theology or scripture) set aside a few days to talk about it. Judith also is a pretty cool figure, I’ll admit.

[@RagnaCloud13]

​@@DiamondKingStudios Funnily enough that Judith gave Holofernes a Due Date. If he cannot come up with a Due Date, she will come to him to get his head.

[@greatwolf5372]

Ironically, the three books of Maccabees are included in the Catholic and Orthodox Christian Bibles but not the Jewish Bible.

[@commandermckoolkid818]

Yeah I remember reading this one, pretty rad.

[@TheUSgoverment]

I mean, kinda hard to join in when the book is already finished. Like they didn't exactly add the history of the crusader states to the bible either.

[@greatwolf5372]

​@@TheUSgoverment Not true. It used to be a part of the Hellenic Jewish Bible called Septuagint. This Bible was adopted as the Old Testament by Christians.

[@amaneyugihanako-kunofthesi8849]

@@greatwolf5372 Specifically the Septuagint was adopted by both the Catholics and the Orthodox. The Protestants adopted the Masoretic Canon that removed the 7 books of the Deutercanonicals (For Catholics), which of course, included both Maccabean books

[@iondu655]

I have read that the Maccabees Books are fabrications

[@samuelkatz1124]

And to celebrate we eat deep fried food 😊

[@BOZ_11]

you didnt even celebrate it, for centuries.

[@homiepiggy]

@@BOZ_11 if we didnt celebrate it and lost our identity we wouldnt have israel today. we still kept our ways even though everyone wanted to kill us back then and even today.

[@theeccentrictripper3863]

@@BOZ_11 Christmas as it exists is pretty damn new too, innovation in religious festivities and changing emphasis is the name of the game that is life.

[@tinycockjock1967]

@@BOZ_11many pictures and paintings depicting Hannukah celebrations dating centuries back

[@Jewishoperatorbsad]

Like latkes and sufguyot

[@comradeokita5785]

Hey guys, the hammer is real, dudes quick take a pictur- Oh no bro

[@spartan2867]

EL MARTILLO! ES REAL! TÓMENME UNA FOTO CON É- oh no hermano

[@addison_v_ertisement1678]

I read that last bit in Muscle Man's voice.

[@misanthropicservitorofmars2116]

Him being named Judah of Judaea is like Mandalorians naming their leader Mandalore.

[@amaneyugihanako-kunofthesi8849]

And it's quiet a common name for people at that time. After all, JESUS has 2 disciples named Judas, and there was also a rebel named Judas who rebelled early in JESUS' childhood years, not to mention several other Judases.

[@kuronoch.1441]

​@@amaneyugihanako-kunofthesi8849It is because Judas, or Judah where the name derived from, is the name of the patriarch of the mightiest tribe of Israel.

[@amaneyugihanako-kunofthesi8849]

@@kuronoch.1441 Indeed, that same reasoning is also the reason why the names Abraham, Joseph and David are common Israeli names as well, since these are also the names of great biblical heroes or characters

[@GaganaAbeykoon]

Sri Lankan history be like 🇱🇰 : > King Chadbahu the great comes to power > He makes the kingdom great > Art, culture, agriculture and Buddhism flourish during his reign He protect the kingdom from Chadrajarajarajarajaraja of the Chola kingdom and Sigmapandya of the Pandyan dynasty He rules for 53 years *Dies His son Clownbahu comes to power He marries a greedy and cunning women named greedymala He is poisoned and killed by his own wife His brother comes to power He is also killed by greedymala Same thing happen to the next 5 kings Greedymala officially becomes the queen Even though she was bad, during her rule the kingdom was stable *Dies After her death, the kingdom becomes unstable Sigmapandya’s son Manavarma Gigachad Pandya invades the Sri Lankan kingdom after his father’s death He only invades northern Sri Lanka The Sinhalese ( Sri Lankan ) nobles flee to the southern part of Sri Lanka Manavarma Gigachad Pandya rules for 11 years *Dies His son Dumbpandya comes to power He rules for 6 months He is killed by the son of Chadrajarajarajarajaraja Chola of the Chola kingdom, Gigaraja Chola Gigaraja Chola rules for 34 years *Dies His son Ilachetti Chola is overthrown by the Sinhalese nobles in the south The new Sinhala king frees the country from the Cholas and the Pandyas Repeat

[@oooeee5556]

The original Karl Franz.

[@zacharyholland6715]

imagine doing all this work just to get rolled over by Rome and forced into semi slavery again.

[@chombus2602]

Basically the whole jewish lore

[@starmaker75]

The story of the Jews in a nutshell. Just when the Jews think got a nice home, everyone in 10 mile radius hates the Jews guts

[@greatwolf5372]

​@@Testimony_Of_JTF True

[@danielutriabrooks477]

@@chombus2602 Jewish Gameplay: Reading the Torah and counting coins all day, every day (except for Sabbath) Jewish Lore: Be faithful, get rewarded, grow decadent, be punished, become faithful again, repeat.

[@zacharyholland6715]

@@Testimony_Of_JTF bruh Rome was pagan as fuck before constsntinian

[@Uriel333]

Romans waiting to be tapped in be like... XD

[@BOZ_11]

The Sicarii sneak attacks were basically sucker punches. yahud be yahud

[@danielutriabrooks477]

​@@BOZ_11The rogue class was pretty OP in those times, thankfully it got nerfed after the advent of gundpowder, altough the hitman class basically replaced it

[@BOZ_11]

@@danielutriabrooks477 "rogue"? That's not a fitting word. The sicarii attacks were basically terrorism in antiquity (attacking people in civilian settings, not formal war). In fact, the sicarii are the first known incidences of suicide attackers, since they knew the chances of them being caught and punished by the Romans was extremely high

[@amaneyugihanako-kunofthesi8849]

Fun fact: Judas actually had made an agreement with Rome after hearing of their reputation. The entire incident is mentioned in 1 Maccabees Chapter 8

[@WorldWithoutApples]

You need to make a video of how they pissed off the Romans so bad to a point the Romans renamed the Province of Judea after the tribe of King David's most famous enemy (apart from himself).

[@Napoleon_Bonaparte1804]

Palestine

[@505NI]

That’s when certain femboy-loving magnificent bearded emperor decided to pay the jews a visit.

[@danielutriabrooks477]

@@505NI Heliogabalus was posterior to that

[@505NI]

@@danielutriabrooks477 it was Hadrian the Roman Emperor that destroyed the jews and renamed that land Palestine. I think we are discussing two different things.

[@theeccentrictripper3863]

They revolted at the single worst time they could've chosen to do so, when Hadrian was mourning his beloved boi lol

[@_Jay_Maker_]

HELL yeah. I was waiting for the inevitable Maccabee video.

[@Peripepp]

Jews: achieved independence Roman and a psychotic Idumean dude: hello there

[@sharkgull1606]

Seleucid soldier: "Dude it's the Hammer! bros take my pic-"

[@JianCLV]

Jews when they realize that they are Jews (cool ending) :

[@LaifuHaiku]

Real life Cleric Main!

[@iondu655]

I just finished reading about this event a few days ago in The Maccabean Wars by John D. Granier. Although he is sympathetic to the Selucids and Jewish Hellenizers in his book, I find Judah's ruse to defeat Nikanor to be worthy of admiration aside from how he harness principles to maintain his political support base during the war.

[@breezy3154]

comments bout to be a shitstorm

[@graustreifbrombeerkralle1078]

Can't wait for all those butthurt "Free Palestine" morons Edit: just found the first one

[@josevictorribeirolisboa7576]

This is why israel uses antisemitism as a counter to anything that doesn't support them. Everytime the word 'jew' is heard or spoken you can count on those edgy Hoi4 players, weebs, "dark humored" individuals. To simply turn of their ability to think and regurgitate whatever garbage they read on 4chan.

[@samuelrodriguez9801]

I just know Warhammer took some inspiration from this with Sigmar and the Maccabean Janissaries.

[@puelche1962]

ES EL MARTILLO, ES REAL!!! 🗣🗣🗣🔥🔥🔥

[@yrm1594]

Finally an episode about one of our most based ancestors. Do more please.

[@aurorauplinks]

you do keep making great videos, I really appreciate how your art has transformed.

[@RagnaCloud13]

Yehud Maqqabi: ladies and gentlemen... The head of Nicanor

[@someguy7819]

We used to be warriors and now we collect change so sad

[@yakov95000]

Israelis still kick ass...

[@someguy7819]

@@yakov95000 children don't count

[@abhi5504]

@@someguy7819 1948 war, 1967 war, israelis have beaten the entire arab world time and time again. they still go hard

[@someguy7819]

@@abhi5504 fair

[@theeccentrictripper3863]

@@someguy7819 I assume you meant less the winning wars and more being yoked Mega-Brews swinging hammers lol; I think most of those folks died in the subsequent Roman revolts, then as a stateless people there wasn't much in the way of martial tradition, so I figure the emphasis on education left the Jews where they are now, clever as the day is long but not exactly the best at sports lol

[@bcvetkov8534]

Meanwhile the Romans in the background growing into a superpower. 😂😂

[@julienpento3636]

Least epic moment in the Holy Land history:

[@comradeblin256]

The Holy land seems to demand sacrifices as there got to be some Warhammer 40K shit happening there every century...

[@molybdaen11]

Ah yes, the peaceful old days.

[@cheemzdeemz4767]

I once again ask for a video on splatoon lore

[@robertmiles1603]

lol "concentrated"

[@gudavbourgas]

Bro was doing that guerilla shit before it even got its name.

[@AkivaB]

Rosh hashana lore be like: new year new me Hanukkah lore be like:

[@sahilhossian8212]

Lore of Weakest Jewish Priest momentum 100

[@nesdam3764]

Love the music.

[@Pat0p]

I hope you cover the Siege of Malta, next. I hope your patrons choose that topic next. Smallest Mediterranean nation pushes back massive Ottoman navy.

[@kunnapongkhewwatchan1551]

Can you do weakest Sikh commander?

[@fasted8468]

Only nickelodeon kids to not get diddled

[@intergalactichumanempire9759]

1 and 2 Maccabees in the Bible discuss these events. (Catholics and Orthodox should know these books)

[@RagnaCloud13]

I read it both

[@KogetsuKuzunoha]

My favourite books ever

[@fritzman6483]

The Judas Dichotomy is unreal

[@tk-6967]

Love the Warhammer music

[@catsruleacbanonogismanbo6107]

I love these videos.

[@danieltillman4232]

Where can I find the art in the vid?

[@daveshn]

absolutely shalom

[@hundgawf9506]

Good video

[@drakeevans3066]

Chad

[@brianaguila6925]

Idk which book of Macabees told the story of a mother watching her seven sons get tortured and killed by being flayed and roasted or fried by the Seleucids for not eating and spitting pork. The eldest son stated that they will not break the law ( eating unclean food)even if it means death. This angered the king (Antiochus IV Epiphanes) whot ordered that the pan be heated as hot as it can. all sons were flayed, limbs cut and tossed at the hot pan while their mother watched. The mother also died at the endbut the cause was uncleared ( maybe the pain as a witness to her sons death or took her own life)

[@Jefrings]

I thought for a second that this video was about a conspiracy about Charles Martel (the palace's mayor of the Merovingian dynasty) being jewish.

[@anarchyman292]

Macebee comes from the hebrew word "makevet" or warhammer (technically a sledgehammer but usually its used in the context of war). So macebee means "of the warhammer" or "son of the warhammer"

[@user-ve1gc9kd9y]

Jerusalem persian garrison of the greek empire fighting judean rebellion in Transiordania is simultaneously most cursed and most based story i heard in a while

[@eidorm.7953]

Yo you left out Eleazar Avarn allahuakbar moment with the elephant

[@RagnaCloud13]

Eleazar after splatted by a dead elephant: Nah, I'd Win

[@thanhsonngo3704]

hey, how about making a vid about pol pot:))

[@al.c.1525]

Oh hello empire music from total war warhammer lol

[@user-tw3rh9po4t]

0:15 Imagine having this much confidence (couldn’t be me, I am not Him)

[@TimeCircleBlue]

Ok BUT! I want to know if this man was a vague template for the Warrior-Priests of Sigmar in WHFantasy. An extremely motivated, armored holy man wielding a shield and a hammer, possibly with backup sword. But the Sigmar priests wield hammers because Sigmar did, so maybe just coincidence.

[@yochaiwyss3843]

Part-Coincidence. Jewish Religious Tradition involved a lot of Warrior-Priests or Warrior-Prophets, as described in the Book of Judges. The "Maccabi" moniker being translated into a "Warhammer" is but one of the versions, putting emphasis on how he crushed the Selucids rather than actually wielding one.

[@TimeCircleBlue]

@@yochaiwyss3843 thanks for the answer!

[@ncrvako]

Wait, didn't they go stupidity to fight the Seleucids on open field changing battle tactics fearing that using the same tactic will make them lose, olny to lose on the more experienced greek amry)

[@sbko5858]

You should do a vid on the weakest Israeli kibbutz during the first arab Israeli war they had like 20 guys with mausers and sten guns holding off 1000 soldiers from the Egyptian army

[@jonyprepperisrael60]

High Jewish Religious figures now: noooo I dont want to serve in the army please let me learn Torah all day High Jewish Religious figures back then: I had defeated an empire and a successor to Alexander the Great in 8 battles against great odds and spent 8 days purifying the temple

[@OutOfNamesToChoose]

More like "No I don't want to murder women and children, and steal their land in an action which will backfire spectacularly".

[@mardismardias2373]

​@@OutOfNamesToChooseBackfire? Lol 😂

[@DDRWakaLaka]

​@@OutOfNamesToChooseI do. Begone homophobes

[@tommythelizard1521]

Am jewish can confirm LMAO

[@TAINO916]

Is drake

[@UngaMyBunga417]

The Warrior Priest of Judea 🔨

[@Lyndione]

Best story I've read in the Bible, literally my childhood story: Judas Maccabee and bros slaughtering heathens in the name of God. Best story ever.

[@YasonYou]

I am going to write a paper about Yason, the straightest Jewish Priest. We also share a name.

[@trickstergod6503]

This should be the Hanukkah special

[@jasontermini8487]

It’s the Hammer. He’s real. Take my picture

[@toledochristianmatthew9919]

Oh no bro 😢

[@raphaellagnado2082]

The Original Hebrew Hammer™️

[@libertyprime2013]

Warhammer Historical Battles

[@done2thedeadguy682]

Hi man

[@nicholasgutierrez9940]

Bretonnian theme? lol

[@JahNuhThunDeeTheOneAndOnly]

🔨🔨🔨🔨🔨🔨🔨🔨🔨🔨

[@ct-7822]

Jewish sigmar

[@KogetsuKuzunoha]

Best Book in the Bible

[@og8263]

Happy hannuka

[@ack3145]

fierce, warlike race. But they must also learn to live in peace.

[@molybdaen11]

"We will teach them of our peaceful ways - by force!"

[@BOZ_11]

fierce? their kingdom barely stood for 80 years, then the british gave them one 2000 years later 🤣🤣

[@timon6759]

​@@BOZ_11gave them? They had fight tooth and nail for it. The British didn't give them shit.

[@sulimanthemagnificent4893]

@@timon6759They *allowed* “Jews” (some by blood and not faith) into a land that never would have accepted them to the extent they were had the region had self determination. So yes, they, through allowing migration that would never have occurred otherwise, did.

[@bilkishchowdhury8318]

I think you are confusing semitic people with european ashken*zis

[@phillipmele8533]

The original Hebrew Hammer.

[@RagnaCloud13]

1 Maccabees be like: story of Brothers Judah, Yonatan and Shimon. 2 Maccabees be like: Jason of Cyrene made this: Letters of the Jews in Egypt, the story before the Maccabees (especially to Eleazar's death and the gruesome desths of 7 brothers and their mother) and Judas Maccabeus. In other words, Jason is a Judas simp for better reasons.

[@user-dt6uk5mx3x]

USOPP HAMMER

[@nunyabiznes33]

How do the Greeks tell this story?

[@VergiliosSpatulas]

We don't, shit's irrelevant

[@tickbrick6631]

Read the Eastern Orthodox bible version. At least I think that would give you the answer.

[@tickbrick6631]

@@VergiliosSpatulasIt’s in your holy book…

[@yakov95000]

Well The Spartans actually congratulated Hasmonian for victory over the Selucids(and signed Alliance)so it wasn't views by Greeks as "Jewish win over Greeks" just revolt against Selucids oppression,also Hasmonian themselves were very hellenized,the kings had Greek and Jewish names,the Synagogues of that time(if you look from Galilee or Gaza)are still very "hellenic" with images of people in there so yea it kinda how the right wing Israelis are politically against the Arabs but if you ask them(especially in early years of the state)they would watch Egyptian movies and admire Arabic music...

[@Normal-Roblox1]

Only 1,2k views in 23 minutes bro fell off🍞🍞

[@MilkPlus]

average roblox player

[@beter21137]

Sigmar

[@jonathanidelfonso4958]

based