weapons.

[@OrdinaryThings]

Just want to re-iterate I have not exploded a cow…yet

[@IHincognitoMode]

Cow is the name of the Cambodian kid

[@RedshirtAfficionado]

Yet.

[@overkill726]

*To be continued...*

[@samuelyawful]

Denial is the first step to acceptance

[@ckdur]

He actually survived and now is seeking vengance

[@woodch]

"It's a weapon designed to inflict maximum damage." "It's a weapon." - Fucking lol.

[@VexChoccyMilk]

As opposed to a lesser degree of lethal damage 😂

[@VincentGonzalezVeg]

@@VexChoccyMilk when killing them to death isn't an option

[@derpizzaman1050]

I wish I had an AR to cause maximum damage. I shot someone in the head with a Glock and it only slightly fatally wounded him.

[@carlosthejakl8493]

It's a weapon designed to inflict light to moderate death

[@shadowjmg2]

@@VexChoccyMilk combat knives are made intentionally less lethal. After trench knives and other blades were causing horrible wounds that healed slowly if not lethal and usually got infected.

[@thespiffingbrit]

*This episode is sponsored by the US military Industrial Complex*

[@apexorange7590]

Spiff! What're you doing here?

[@thebig0opsyshow505]

You truly are painfully unfunny

[@goodguykonrad3701]

Yo, I'm here quick. Am I right in thinking PG Tips is basically coffee?

[@SoapySudsss]

Also sponsored by oil

[@the-potato-warrior]

The Middle Eastern war(s) is nothing but a money laundering scheme by all governments involved. But you can just blame America if you want

[@edclon2745]

about the backwards parking : idk about Japan, but in French driving schools we are taught to prioritize reverse parking in parking lots so as to have better visibility when exiting the spot and thus reduce the risk of accidents

[@Changedcord]

I have found from practice that you can actually manuever the car better into tight spaces, with a little bit of practice its even easier then front parking.

[@jon2067]

In Italy too.

[@gwynn2528]

Okay but, why does every (maybe not *every*) French person park perfectly the first time and then pull back out and re-park?

[@birdgvee4982]

Same in Germany. Taught to back in if available - although mostly on parallel parking, so lots of people do it on regular parking spots too, since WE'RE ALWAYS ON A SHEDULDE! Weißt du?! you get AAAUT quicka

[@thefinnishbaconshroom]

I was about to tell about this, but you said it better. But yeah, we are taught the same here in Finland.

[@johnenigma8506]

"Predator Missiles? They're working in league with the torPEDOES." 20 seconds in and I already love this video.

[@hannibalburgers477]

Tor Pedoes

[@Cyndersparx]

...I just got that.

[@InternetHydra]

…three years later I get it

[@roboknight5359]

"Murder is Impossible" thats what a murderer planning a murder would say

[@anamusingidiot2565]

"Little click out of one..." Is just so applicable to so many situations.

[@EmperorSigismund]

LPL is a gold mine of clips that desperately needs to be cracked open.

[@punchy77855]

@@EmperorSigismund the April fools day videos are the diamonds of his channel

[@theguythatknows]

The LPL reference made me want to comment but you've stolen it ;-;

[@UltraProchy]

im glad we are all people of culture here

[@Dreadnaught1Aw]

@@theguythatknows I wanted to comment about how the LPL reference was already made but you mentioned that it’s already made.

[@SFVYachtClub]

the main advantage of the trident is that it increases your stab to stab ratio from 1 stab per stab to three stabs per stab which equals to a 300% stab rate

[@Anonymous-to6fn]

That’s a lot of stab

[@samdherring]

@@Anonymous-to6fn "now that's allota damage"

[@chieckenman4432]

Quantity over quality

[@chillingwarmly5155]

it should have a slight debuff to attack speed

[@grimsladeleviathan3958]

@@chieckenman4432 Well quality in this case is your skill, so if you have fantastic spear fishing skill, and a trident. Quality AND quantity!

[@pleasegivecheese]

I can't believe Shadow Man would betray Nord Man like that.

[@memecream5834]

Top 10 anime betrayals

[@DesertPyrate8257]

COME ON MAN AT LEAST SAY SPOILERS

[@gabrielpineirogarcia2078]

"IH Sponsormaster sends his regards"

[@J0hnHenrySNEEDen]

Would Raycon Man make an appearance?! Did Shadow woMan survived that Plane Crash?!

[@FroggoExplorer]

@@DesertPyrate8257 why are you in comments! FINISH THE VIDEO FIRST THEN COME TO TALK. DONT PAUSE THE MASTERPIECE

[@itszyad4332]

“They have survived a much worse country” > Toronto

[@andrewduong2740]

Am from Toronto, can confirm

[@tlebert57]

@FstSergeant8595 people aren't there willingly lmao. They are born there and now are stuck there. Edit: same with Calgary and Vancouver.

[@Levaaant]

@@tlebert57 pray for me i am in Toronto

[@tristanmoors7835]

at least it isnt quebec!

[@risingraisings7012]

yo wtf i just moved there

[@Seamstress_]

When learning how to throw a grenade, you are told many things. The most notable ones include: 1) They will manhandle you to get that grenade out of your grip if you fail to throw it. 2) Don’t be a Watcher. After throwing the grenade, you’re supposed to take cover immediately. If you don’t, you’re labeled as a Watcher (they will put a W on your helmet) to alert your squad/platoon that yes, this guy could accidentally kill himself, so tackle him out of the way if he Watches the grenade. There is army strong and army stupid. Don’t be army stupid.

[@Ten_Thousand_Locusts]

I would most definitely be a watcher, how could you not be? I wanna see things blow up goddammit!

[@Seamstress_]

@@Ten_Thousand_Locusts if you watch it blow the skin on your head goes with it (at least I think) I plan to enlist, but I *had* (past tense) a friend who went through BCT and told me all the stories. He turned out to be a pedo so blame him if I got anything wrong.

[@Ten_Thousand_Locusts]

@@Seamstress_ worth.

[@NobodyCaresALot]

Thought that 'W' stood for "War Winner". Huh.

[@karelpgbr]

Lmao, just the tackle, it would look hilarious

[@appliedatoms7066]

I'm sure others have mentioned it, but the AR-15's bullet was actually significantly lighter than its contemporaries when it was introduced in 'nam, which was one of the reasons it was initially received poorly. Carrying more ammo and having more manageable recoil was well worth it, but it is weaker than many older guns in that regard.

[@Wayward_Jericho]

Yeah compared to the m1 Garand the bullet is like a nerf dart lol. It’s just a really fast nerf dart

[@plmokm33]

The problem though is it can be stopped by a particularly thick wall. There's a reason the new XM5 is using big bullets again.

[@appliedatoms7066]

@@plmokm33 Oh yeah, there's pros and cons. My point was that if the "defining feature" of the AR-15 is the "speed and power of the bullet," then while the speed is higher the power is lower. And as a bonus, if an ar-15 is bruising your shoulder from the recoil, that recoil is lighter than many if not most other rifles.

[@briancrawford8751]

@@appliedatoms7066 Yeah, I fired an M-16 when I was ten years old, and I was surprised that it didn't have much of a kick at all. Perfect weapon for kids!

[@tsrenis]

@aaa im pretty sure 22 LR begs to disagree

[@HammerspaceCreature]

"Sorry if I sound weird, it's because I went to the Asian supermarket today because we bought some astroturf." That's a fucking STRONG opening sentence right there.

[@matt_numerix]

@Biden won, get over it Trump supporters I don't get it

[@kele8559]

@Biden won, get over it Trump supporters Ohh Im a trump supporter, oh I am angry, angry face

[@sonoflethal]

@Biden won, get over it Trump supporters make trolling great again :/

[@Braindeadonmain]

@Biden won, get over it Trump supporters yeah I loved when my president Biden voted against desegregation and couldnt even raise his son hunter properly.

[@jimmyjohnjoejr]

@Biden won, get over it Trump supporters only good thing biden did was falling asleep in that meeting with israel's prime minister

[@BrandonHerrera]

Oh hell yes. I had no idea I needed this.

[@romaniangypsy3640]

Papa kalash

[@romaniangypsy3640]

Can you do a video on the CNN video

[@AGuyAndHisPC]

The fucking AK man

[@amoose8439]

Hey I know you!

[@sergeantsainsburys9181]

I suprisr to be sure but a welcome one

[@Nubmahc]

Cambodian here! Can confirm the rocket launching at cow thing! The whole "Shooting Range" spot is created for only tourists though (mostly white lol). No locals here do that (for fun or otherwise)! As far as I'm aware, it is extremely rare that someone decided to rockt-launch a cow! It's mainly for promotion/marketing to grab ur attention.

[@jcoster8291]

If any of the meat survives can you keep it? Id feel less guilty about doing something like this if I at least got a steak or two out of it.

[@Nubmahc]

@@jcoster8291 No idea! Never done it myself. Although for 200$, u should be allowed to take a few tenderloins home (Btw the price could be lower if you bargain. I heard 150$ is possible?) But imagine the logistics of having to walk around searching for the remnants of the carcass though. Would make a hell of an adventure story to include in ur next youtube video though! It'd b like a Logan Paul level of f-up-ness!

[@feverdream6142]

As a Cambodian, i can vouch for this

[@jubuttib]

@@Nubmahc Hmmm, so the question becomes are they using explosive frag grenades on them, or shaped charge anti-armor ones, or something else. Some of the stuff you can shoot with an RPG-7 wouldn't make the cow a part of the scenery. =)

[@jonassehlstedt5791]

Yeah this old memory of an old coworker of mine came up when they starting talking about it. He was on one of those shooting ranges and was offered to use the rocket launcher, but denied cause it was too expensive. He used a couple of rifles and finished by shooting a goat with a machine gun. Insane

[@A4Blue-m7n]

So glad you guys talked about suppressors. A shame people think we're trying to be James Bond when we really just don't want to go deaf. Also they do look cool.

[@elijahmonroe1367]

Shoot a bow. It's quiet, does target shooting, and it doesn't make you look like a chad.

[@oneghost1257]

In the words of some guy I forget on KZbin, "silencers turn range day into like, golf." Aka, quiet enough depending on what you're shooting you don't need earplugs so you can like, talk.

[@stanislausklim7794]

Admittedly, the gunshot sound with a suppressor does sound cool.

[@SirDankleberry]

How are bows not chad shit? You need actual skill and strength to pull it back and keep it there.@@elijahmonroe1367

[@nxxynx5039]

Yeah a really bizarre US thing to regulate suppressors. Here in the UK and most of Europe it's legally nothing more than a metal pipe. In the UK most rifles come with the suppressor already twisted on - it's considered basic manners to use one to reduce noise for neighbours, communities and others at the range.

[@AlternateHistoryHub]

I'm now wondering how many Asian people IH observes parking their cars on a daily basis.

[@IHincognitoMode]

I'm always watchin, hiding in the shadows and keepin tabs

[@super_steven]

I guess you could say you're in@@IHincognitoMode

[@daviddavis1322]

I suspect between 1 and 100 million give or take 1

[@dylanbell268]

@@super_steven booo, take my like

[@big_sea]

weapon based

[@IxodesPersulcatus]

Interesting fact: Poseidon's three-pronged trident corresponds with Hades' two-pronged bident and Zeus' one-pronged... thunderbolt thing.

[@tanner8705]

Zues’ spear* you mean lol, actually it’s not a spear it’s a thunderbolt is zues’ weapon. He doesn’t have a physical weapon.

[@Sefcear]

Poseidon: trident Hades: bident Zeus: spear / lighting bolt

[@Ten_Thousand_Locusts]

I thought you were just making up words when you said bident, but then I realised I'm retarded.

[@minimalgrammar1276]

Zeus doesn't have a weapon like that I'm pretty sure. Lightning bolt doesn't count.

[@tanner8705]

@@minimalgrammar1276 brush up on your stuff, or just use google my man. Its never anywhere stated zues uses any weapon but his lightning

[@DragonRagovi]

"Predator Missiles? They're working in league with the torPEDOS!" I shouldn't have laughed as hard as I did at this.

[@WaterMusic34]

IH can make the driest statements hilarious.

[@dirrdevil]

That's an excellent pun that went over my head until reading your comment.

[@semranger1]

oh I didn't got the joke when he said it.

[@solidcoyote]

Funny meme

[@alexlubbers1589]

dude i cackled loudly when that bit came. such a good pun

[@epicboxx3838]

The only way to get away with murder is to not have any plan after the fact. If the only goal is to take out a target, you can’t lose. Anything after the fact is just like “okay but I’ve won”

[@CosmicTeapot]

"If the only goal is to take out a target", well it isn't. Is reading that difficult? The entire point of the question is to **get away** with murder. That's the goal. Your solution is akin to saying: Hey guys, the only way to survive jumping off a cliff is to not care about surviving! Whatever happens, you'll have jumped off the cliff! You won! Genius huh?

[@BurnDoubt]

Prove it

[@Yankyal1]

Or be a cop

[@s.oddity3640]

@@Yankyal1 ywnbaw

[@Axquirix]

"I've got to get away and never get caught for this" vs "My ancestors are smiling at me, Imperials. Can you say the same?"

[@gaijinplus1]

"Let's say I'm trying to kill you, right?" "Cool, yeah."

[@shayden998]

I mean, honestly? Mood.

[@doubtful_seer]

@@shayden998 same

[@theawkwardpotato264]

"It's a weapon designed to inflict MAXIMUM DAMAGE." "It's a weapon." The delivery on that killed me

[@pr9039]

It's...a gun!

[@idontknoq4813]

By god...

[@limbo3545]

yeah it's supposed to kill

[@Suiseisexy]

@@limbo3545 >The SPEED and POWERRrRr of the bullet It's just too good, so much research has gone into making bullets that don't just zip right through their target because that just means they're interacting less with the target and not doing MAXIMUM DAMAGE. You can just FEEL the fear of people having AP rifle rounds radiate off of the FBI or whatever glowie coven pays for this junk.

[@guyfromdubai]

Full, Semi-automatic

[@thegoggle823]

The "little click out of one" clip killed me. "I'm the Lockpicking Lawyer, and I'm going to defeat this multi-foot lock with just a gun."

[@ghostpeyton]

This is the lockpickinglawyer and today I’m going to be picking this simple leg attachment lock. As all of you probably already know, this lock is not a very secure one, and we basically already picked one back in episode 420. So without further ado here we go…

[@noahhamilton9004]

"Double-tap him to make sure it was not a fluke."

[@samanthabright7526]

@@numbersandreality 14:00

[@hancarv4705]

came here for this

[@Jonjzi]

The editing humor is so high quality on these. It seems more rare these days as more people are just listening to videos instead of actually watching them, also to crank out content quickly. What I'm trying up say is I appreciate you.

[@itsvariii]

I’m from Singapore - basically *everybody* here reverse parks, and you’re taught to do that in driving school. The rationale given is pretty much that it’s safer to do so - when you reverse into a spot, you pretty much know that the area’s clear since you’ve just driven to that spot and everyone can see that you’re backing into a spot to take it. But if you park head in and reverse out, you don’t exactly know that there aren’t any cars nearby (since it’ll always take a while for you to get seated and get ready to leave). Plus, the whole thing about it being faster to leave when in emergencies.

[@RedeemedPaladin]

Do you use car for buying grocery and if you do where you place things you buy, my theory is that americans park like this because of way they do shopping

[@itsvariii]

@@RedeemedPaladin We do (at least my family does), and usually we place things in the boot/trunk, or in the backseats. There’s usually just enough space in the rear of each parking space over here to put things in the boot without too much trouble.

[@therodyman700]

Got taught this in my western european country aswell. You just have much better oversight when leaving the spot.

[@therodyman700]

@@RedeemedPaladin We just place it on the hood and hope it doesn't fall off...... But seriously, Do americans reverse park so close to the wall or another car that there is no space left to open the fucking trunk?

[@RedeemedPaladin]

@@therodyman700 it hard to squeeze shopping cart between cars, i notice that near supermarkets or hardware stores people parking like normal, near administrative buildings they do it in reverse

[@CubiStudios]

I love the playground style escalation of the "fight" at the end "Okay, I shot you so you died" "NUH UH I DODGE AND STARTING RUNNING UP THE STEPS"

[@Eatmydbzballs]

This is so true, X-"This is my Lego Base it is protected by an energy shield." 0-"But, my missile goes straight through shields and carries a nuke." X-"This missile fires and destroys your nuke!" O-"You can't fire that missile because you are JAMMED!"

[@doubletrouble5448]

@@Eatmydbzballs well I have a robot that automatically un-jams all of my weapons!

[@StrazdasLT]

@@Eatmydbzballs technically a missile would pass through energy shield which does not reflect kinetics. You can also only jam guided missiles which isnt needed for static targets (bases)

[@Eatmydbzballs]

@@StrazdasLT *THATS WHAT I SAID!!!*

[@OrileyOwnage]

As a HEMA practitioner, I am proud that they pointed out the equipment we wear makes us look like bank robbing bee keepers.

[@davysmith1934]

Only cool dudes get to wear that. And hazmat suits.

[@annparungao3380]

And fencers that are pure chad no virgin

[@Zothaqqua]

I learned an acronym that is relevant to my interests. Cheers!

[@OrileyOwnage]

@@Zothaqqua Welcome to our niche hobby that is regularly confused for both LARP and Olympic Fencing! I hope you can find a club near you!

[@mattmanh4242]

helberd would be one of the better weapons for medieval war, its an axe a spear and it has a small scythe for chucking people off horseback

[@robotic-race]

Or a war hammer, like the ones with the pick on one side

[@redditgalaxy1457]

@@robotic-race that's probably just a war pick with a hammer on one side. (Edit) which is most war picks

[@juliankohler5086]

You gotta be strong and trained to use that. "Soldiers" in medieval wars were just ordinary farmers. That's why the scythe was there. Also other tools like that one for beating up grains (I think to peel them or something), pitchforks, that's the stuff people knew how to use best.

[@redditgalaxy1457]

@@juliankohler5086 I doubt scythes were ever seriously used as weapons over most alternatives

[@juliankohler5086]

@@redditgalaxy1457 That's the thing. They were because there were people who had been using that tool since they were big enough to wield it. And they had sports-like events involving showing off unordinary skills with all sorts of farm equipment.

[@digital-underworld]

The reason why tridents have 3 prongs is water refracts light a bit strangely at an angle so stabbing directly inside might make you miss a bit above or below. The 2 extra points are there to make up for the difference

[@tiyenin]

So... IH is right that 3D 5-prong's the way to go.

[@digital-underworld]

It might not be since adding more prongs increases weight and surface area. Both of which might screw with you even more with the extra weight making the trident unbalanced and the increased surface area also increasing drag

[@KillinTime2792]

@@tiyenin the surface of water tends to only refract along a single vertex so translating extra spear left and right wouldn't do anything.

[@NoNoNoNopeNopeNopeNo]

''Tridents were originally used by fishermen to catch fish. The three prongs on the end made it easier to spear fish because of its heavier weight and larger area of impact.'' - el google. it's nothing to do with light. it's everything to do with fishing.

[@thenut5249]

@@digital-underworld I mean, with four prongs evenly spaced around the central one, it’d be a good bit more horizontally balanced, if less vertically.

[@IsaSaien]

Just wanted to say that a morning star doesnt impale you with its spikes, the point of those is to make your armor cave into your body and make it useless. This is a blunt weapon, not meant to penetrate anything and it will never get stuck.

[@IHincognitoMode]

Interesting. That makes a lot of sense

[@WaterMusic34]

Yeah I played MediEvil once as well

[@AlfieVsLion]

I’m gettin pretty turgid reading this comment, no lie 😶

[@andrewshaw1571]

The spikes are better described as studs, bite into the armour better than a smooth ball would so rather than glancing off, more force is imparted into the armour.

[@ShermanistDruid]

Sharpens morning star and use it to bash fish, win win

[@Berd]

wanted to see how long it would take for the historian to make me do a funny haha, i only made it 5 seconds before he pulled a knife out of the glock mag 😔 u win again

[@dotty7789]

Me too Berd, me too

[@alecwallace8071]

Bord

[@dubbernaut69epicstyle]

idc

[@skaulagain6825]

Berd is an eternal legend.

[@simonwyzik8661]

Helo dere mister Berd

[@jonslade17]

26:25 In Thomas Mallory's story of King Arthur, the sword in the stone and Excalibur are two different ones. In later retellings, they simplified it by making them the same sword. I like the original version because its fun to imagine Arthur misplacing or just throwing away the sword in the stone once he gets a cooler sword from some lady in a lake

[@Montesama314]

"Yeah, sure, I get to be king, but THIS one makes me fricking unbeatable and the scabbard gives me a super healing factor. Why would I not switch them out?"

[@InternetHydra]

I recall, at least in the version I know, the original sword being broken in a combat right before the lake thing happened.

[@thegaz-man]

Right after watching the Gentleman Pirate, this just feels like Steed and Quartermaster are having a nice chat about cannon etiquette on the prow together

[@DistractedGlobeGuy]

**eighthmaster

[@User-1939t9]

@@DistractedGlobeGuy he's halfmaster in our hearts

[@spooderlover3512]

So this is where he got that ar-15 for his escape

[@LocalGuardsman]

@@User-1939t9 And also all over the deck.

[@christinecrawford]

Steeeeeeeeeeeeeed!

[@kriscerosaurus]

Editor deserves a raise, regardless of current rate.

[@L.C.Sweeney]

The IH does it himself. But you'd know that if you'd watched all of his videos. Why? Why haven't you [yet]?

[@evolifesword5972]

@@L.C.Sweeney If you had watch the episode about Food, where they were talking about the drink MOTHER, you can physically see the editor edits himself into the video complaining that he ain't editing more about Mother. So I reckon is that the editor he hires works on the Incognito episode and helps out on main channel stuff whilst IH does most of the work on main channel.

[@L.C.Sweeney]

@@evolifesword5972 yeah true. I just rewatched it and the IH mentions the editor around 4:05. I have seen the IH doing the editing live though so yeah it's probably shared or maybe the IH used to do it all and now he just comes up with ideas or summat.

[@sevenshooter2987]

@@L.C.Sweeney in his Costa Concordia video he talks about him having other editors

[@Mygg_Jeager]

I particularly enjoy the editors recurring and highly subtle Digs at Canada.

[@phoebeaurum7113]

Bless the editor who tolerated them talking about weapons incorrectly. He could have fact-checked them in editing the whole time and he didn't.

[@ippanpedrozo1162]

aha but here's the thing. fact-checking would be even more work

[@johnr797]

@UCPe7cVdfiW-ZjcsoSKJIrwg it's well-known that all youtube video editors are firearms experts

[@Herrikias]

I hope our editor is planning to do a reaction video where he spends an hour explaining how wrong they were about everything. I would like and subscribe. But I never ring the bell. That's how you get haunted recommendations on your home page.

[@DarthWillSmith]

They knew enough to know the difference between full and semi, and that's good enough for me

[@jameson7276]

Yes, because I come to the Internet Historian alt channel for strict, technical excellence, NO MISTAKES.

[@lsswappedcessna]

I love how this Aussie and Brit know more about guns than the American mainstream media Never change, Internet Historian. Never change.

[@MeanBeanComedy]

It was pleasantly surprising, and encouraging. I hope they get theirs back! 🤔😕

[@Agiantpansy]

The guy in the black shirt talking too the the CNN reporter is a retired army general (Mark Hertling), he uses the phrase "full-semi automatic" with a straight face. Dude clearly rode a desk for his career.

[@jlo7770]

​@@Agiantpansyhe clearly has an agenda and that's making it impossible for citizens to have guns. And unarmed citizens are unable to do anything when the gov decides to do dumb stuff. Unless he's are brain dead as that navy admiral or whoever that had someone hand him a m4 and put the scope on backwards to make him look like a tool

[@2Noxious4u]

@@Agiantpansy bro was not on the frontlines

[@coqueabeto1]

IH: "Murder is impossible" Me living in Mexico: Sure thing buddy, sure thing.

[@MiraSubieGirl]

Russia here 😬 Yyyyup.

[@qm230]

.. .

[@deadliestvice5356]

Stay there, though.

[@noone3708]

@@deadliestvice5356 sounds like a threat

[@deadliestvice5356]

@@noone3708 It's a friendly warning.

[@jack.h99]

"Its a weapon designed to inflict maximum damage" *Yes, as most weapons are designed to*

[@jubuttib]

I'd kinda wager that most weapons are designed to inflict "enough damage", with nuclear bombs perhaps being the exception.

[@azurbadger787]

The best part is ARs chambered in 5.56 are designed to injure a man without killing him. It takes two out of the battle with one bullet

[@paccie9689]

What about tranquilizer guns?

[@SC-ce3vp]

MAXIMUM SLEEP DAMAGE

[@jubuttib]

@@azurbadger787 Well... Not exactly, but they are definitely designed to be around half the muzzle energy of older "full power" rifle cartridges. You didn't need all that power to incapacitate/kill the opponent, and it meant the gun could be lighter, it would have less recoil, and the ammo would be lighter so you could carry more of it. Same reasons why Soviets went from 7.62x54mmR to first 7.62x39mm and then the faster 5.45x39mm, it was enough for the distances where most fighting happened, and was significantly easier to control and lug around.

[@mta1567]

Asian here: I park backwards because you’ll thank yourself later when leaving. It’s like fixing your bed when you leave so you come back from work from a bad day, at least you’ll come back to a clean bed.

[@IHincognitoMode]

Ah ha, Proof!

[@yo4156]

ok racist

[@Davidofthelost]

I just drive around the parking lot till I find a parking spot that I can pull straight through. Easier than reversing into a spot with my car.

[@RedshirtAfficionado]

Ok racist

[@gusbabiski]

@@yo4156 yeah, and?

[@FrankLoon]

I think it's fair to declare that we can all relate to the _"I often like to brandish a wooden stick when I roam the woods on my primal paleolithic grind"_ part of the historumentary. It's fair to claim it as Universally True. In fact, nobody would dare deny this. I'm positive this might be the most relatable and wholesome thing ever said actually. *I'm wrong often and I'm wrong asf: for what that's worth.*

[@cdc194]

We had a saying in the Infantry in the US Army: "We've got the straightest gay dudes and the gayest straight dudes" I'm not sure why but it's definitely a thing.

[@F0X_H0UND]

11b here, i've also heard the saying go like "The army is the most homophobic homoerotic place on earth."

[@cdc194]

@@F0X_H0UND dude, the times I had my squad leader knock on my door totally nude just wearing a pro-mask swinging his dick and I was like "Eh-its Wednesday" were uncountable.

[@F0X_H0UND]

@@cdc194 Haha hell yeah bro. We used to mess with our medic a lot. At the most random times we'd whip out our dick and ask him "does this look infected to you?" and then we'd call him gay for glancing at it for 0.1 seconds.

[@cdc194]

@@F0X_H0UND Plus the time I got out of the hospital for breaking my leg and was on morphine for a week. As soon as I was discharged I got piss tested and I was like "I'm going to fail" but got meat gazed anyway... and still passed.

[@thegumonyourshoes]

@barnoftheyard Wot

[@nsahandler]

"It's actually really hard to pull the pins out of a grenade." It's almost like they don't want the thing to go boom unless you really want the thing to go boom.

[@doubtful_seer]

Boom

[@iminmisery437]

But what if i want it to accidentally go boom

[@KaeYoss]

"Mr Pineapple gave me a ring!"

[@aspid164]

I guess that's the point

[@MrPink-cn5rr]

They should connect the grenade to your heart beat and if your heart don't beat for some time it explodes the downside is that you can still be alive if you don't have a beating heart for a certain period of time

[@cutler_beckett]

There’s a privately owned museum in Dubois, Wyoming that will let you drive WWII tanks if you’re friends with the owner (he’s a really nice man who loves history and showing off his cool shit).

[@smittywjmj]

There's a company in Texas where you can pay to drive tanks around.

[@KRDecade2009]

@@smittywjmj yes but do you gain a friend?

[@Zorro9129]

These small private museums are the best. They're usually run by a kindly old feller who knows everything about every part of his collection.

[@cutler_beckett]

@@Zorro9129 Indeed. This one in particular had a son who died serving in the military, so now that no-one would be able to inherit his money really, he decided to spend it buying like 100 military vehicles from nearly every point in time in the twentieth century from nearly any nation you can think of. Not to mention that he has a TON of historical guns from the revolutionary war up until now including the gun that fired the first shot at the battle of bunker hill and even General Pershing’s Kolibri and General Patton’s M1911!

[@cornpop8586]

That sounds amazing.

I learnt to always park in reverse. Because when you arrive into a spot, you can assess your surrounding easily and put the car into the spot safely. But when you leave, if you have to go backward, you can't see much so you're at risk of hurting someone. Also, it's faster to leave this way in case of an emergency.

[@humanperson9443]

I do it because the back up cameras are easier. I’m Vietnamese

@@humanperson9443 I never had a backup camera on my personal car . Sad.

[@kingkardan98]

LockPickingLawyer is now canon in the Internet Historian Cinematic Universe, and I for one am deeply satisfied

[@ckdur]

What?! Where?

[@carrotplox]

@@ckdur 14:00

[@johnnyawesome16]

And Simon "Fisher" as well!

[@daviddavis1322]

Damn what doesn't this video have. It is a master stroke. Cambodian cow-rocket launcher interplay and discerning whether or not a firearm is silenced. It's all covered here boys.

[@MrMisterWelz]

Also lindybeige! :D

[@UncoolDean]

Nord should pay you whatever you ask for. I’ve seen more Nord sponsors than I can count, and none have me telling my friends to watch them like yours. It’s the only sponsor breaks I ever watch without fast forwarding.

[@alexadams2734]

100% agree

[@Italy-rj2eb]

jjknnnhkj,nbvnmm

[@megabakfiets]

Stop kissing his ass already 💀

[@UFO_PILOT]

By this point he should be their head of marketing and have a seat at the Board of Directors.

[@giovanniprovost]

@@Italy-rj2eb yes

[@000Mazno000]

This editor needs a raise, yall are putting him to WORK

[@creditsunknown7974]

The editor deserves a raise

[@vulapa]

The last part is just a grown men re-enacting the imaginary battle we imagine as kids, complete with "I teleport behind you" style.

[@Shawno625]

Dont forget about the force fields and forcefield stopping bullets

[@ratboythin8870]

you can't shoot me, i'm wearing a bulletproof vest made of DIAMONDS.

[@sorcierenoire8651]

@@ratboythin8870 well, I have a gun that spits out bullets that can penetrate DIAMOND bulletproof vests!

[@ratboythin8870]

@@sorcierenoire8651 well i have a forcefield that blocks bullets that can penetrate diamond bulletproof vests so THERE!

[@beefykeith48]

people trying to cancel out my attacks by adding new info into the scenario always pissed me tf off as a kid lmao.

[@MidwestArtMan]

“Candy was 5 cents.” “Like Rosie from the Jetsons.” Are you guys like, 60 or something?

[@grundierungtaglich6241]

amogus time

[@leophyte9663]

@@grundierungtaglich6241 He was speaking about their age, not from which decade rosie from the jetsons came from... edit: wtf

[@InternaIRevenueService]

Well now i feel old

[@randomjank]

@@leophyte9663 amogus time

[@ArinJager1]

ever heard of reruns? (and things like food used to be much cheaper not so long ago, quality was higher, too)

[@xeanderman6688]

"They're working with TorPEDOS" Why am I laughing so hard

[@loganlong8225]

The PREDATOR missiles and the torPEDOS, a Minor abuse of power

[@dargossss]

14:37 I loose it everytime, they are so casual with the "plan a murder"

[@rylandmalcolm3825]

The greatest villain of all time is a guy who reveals everyone's internet history at the worst time.

[@gracewsho]

Black Mirror would like a word

[@filipbitala2624]

Whats the history gonna do, ruin your life?

[@StormShadow743]

@@gracewsho They're too late, South Park did it first

[@tamnker8465]

This guy is actually named incognito mode.

[@QuikVidGuy]

so the kid from Assassination Nation

[@philbrisby5756]

suppressors do reduce the noise a firearm makes as it discharges, but what they don't do is reduce the supersonic crack the bullet makes as it flies through the air (which is where most of a guns noise actually comes from). you can buy subsonic ammo and using it in conjunction with a good suppressor can make a firearm very very quiet, almost movie quiet, but in doing so you quite heavily reduce the bullet velocity and effective range thus making the weapon much less lethal.

[@sdivine13]

It also doesn't make the mechanical noises of the firearm itself silent and as anyone who's used one knows slides and bolts are loud as shit

[@Massakre8492nd]

@@jyrone3943 and duct tape, just duct tape ejection port "it just works" - Todd Howard

[@hannibalburgers477]

Oh yea, I read it wrong.

[@mevle6630]

yeah and you gotta get the firearm fine tuned by a professional gunsmith to make sure that no gas escapes from the reciever and on top of that use puling gel in the supressor. If you don't fire it in an enclosed space it could be almost completely quiet excluding the cycling mechanism.

[@boldCactuslad]

@@jyrone3943 wd40 does little to oil or lubricate your firearms, more the opposite, however it is very good at getting rid of any water (take it apart first) as the wd40 will simply evaporate

[@pmcKANE]

"I'm amazed that you've typed in Slavic Man and none of them are squatting" - Ordinary Things

[@kiritotheabridgedgod4178]

To be fair, I think there was someone with a Soviet Ushanka

[@carlwinslo]

A spear and a shield is why the spartans were so good at fighting. In close quarters being able to block and stab from a distance will beat a sword or whatever else. You could even block arrows. However you cannot block a charging explosive cow.

[@Kingkool-uo1ew]

“can you silence a shotgun?” payday 2 stealth players: Y E S

[@catch.22]

Subsonic shotty with silencer, still hurts your ears...

[@archmagosdeciuskronen1501]

You can but damn is it not really hearing friendly. I would still wear ear protection

[@sebswede9005]

How about a Bazooka?

[@stupidiousextremeous4308]

@@sebswede9005 at that point just put a tank muzzle brake on the bazooka and mount the bazooka.

[@raiden000]

Make a silencer out of a 55 gallon barrel, that would make it pretty quiet.

[@A_Magnuss1]

the biggest reason for reverse parking is to make it a lot easier when leaving. you get tons of view where you normally wouldn't when parking front first. i also reverse park every chance i get.

[@pusbys9730]

Doesnt that just mean you have less view when actually parking?

[@gdigital13]

Virgin reverse vs chad pulling up through the other spot

[@swankymcdingo4563]

@@pusbys9730 They're not talking about view of the parking space, they're talking about view of the road. Reverse parking is safer because your view of the road isn't blocked if there is a car next to you. You can also manoeuvre your car better while driving in reverse if you're trying to get into a tight spot. When driving forwards you have less control over the rear wheels of your car.

[@mindofryan7727]

That takes time. I just park on the nearest person and walk away

[@Rohanperemperm]

@@mindofryan7727 Wait a minute...

[@naveenkrishnasamy7497]

As a South Asian man, my siblings and I were always taught to reverse park into any parking spot or driveway because it makes for a quicker exit or getaway if there's an emergency.

[@gluttonousmanu2725]

Indian bol sakte ho nobody gonna judge you as a Pakistani 🤡

[@kevinsundelin8639]

Armas. ¡Armas! ¿Soy bueno con un arma? ¡Sí! ¿Estoy llevando un arma? Siempre ¿"Pistolas al atardecer"? ¡Las balas no llegan tan lejos! Mira esta arma que acabo de hacer. ¡Quedarse quieto! ¿Misiles depredadores? ¡Están trabajando en connivencia con los torpedos! ¿Ataque aéreo táctico? ¿Por qué? ¿Qué se supone que debe hacer el aire? Todo esto y más de este episodio de: En el campo de batalla.

[@theenclave5332]

Thanks for the lyrics

[@edgarvega5859]

Not 100% accurate but still cool

[@kevinsundelin8639]

​@@edgarvega5859I tried my best 😅

[@wannabefoleyartist9635]

I’m literally crying and shaking. Shadow man would never do this to a fellow ad hero 9:40 😭😭😭😭

[@nicholaslogan6840]

next episode is gonna be so great, can't wait to find out how nordman survives having his head shredded to nothing

[@neozeed8139]

@@nicholaslogan6840 pretty sure he was using a VPN so he'll be fine.

[@chrismpbuchholz]

top 10 anime betrayals

[@vespertilio-ver]

>Weapons >Cat Shit >Chinese Supermarket >Sour candy >GAY BOMB I'd say we skipped a few chapters, but I don't think the book was making much sense to begin with anyhow.

[@simonwyzik8661]

My favorite part was when IH stole the sun from the Brazilian government

[@RushGarcia]

I appreciate the Benchmade Balisong at the beginning.

[@cheesecake001]

a man of culture

[@pineappleginseng1557]

"Designed to cause maximum damage" "It's a GUN" LMAO

[@MonoeyeSenpai]

I like how Internet Historian didn't address the elephant in the room: that he could use NordVPN to mask his internet usage while planning his murder.

[@williambutcher7429]

Wait. Geniune question, would that work?

[@maxorr575]

@@williambutcher7429 hmmmm why do u want to know?🧐🧐

[@MrDxfusion]

@@williambutcher7429 Well, sort of. Onion over VPN and a virtual machine would do pretty well.

[@GuitarHeroKing500000]

It would only work for his internet search history, and he would have to be on private mode on another computer and start using the browser with the VPN already active. A guy called kitboga explained some time ago that most of the time, VPNs are useless for the usage of most people.

[@OldSport3291]

@@GuitarHeroKing500000 Wow, it's almost as if we looked at the same fucking joke!

[@TailsIsDisappointed]

Weapons are my alltime favorite items to collect, right next to Italian manhole covers.

[@NotAGoodUsername360]

You know, they once set off a nuke underground to see what would happen and there was a tunnel that lead to the surface that had a manhole cover on it. Footage of the explosion showed the manhole cover moving at speeds that suggested that getting a nuclear blast directed like a cannon/gun shot resulted in said manhole cover reaching well beyond solar escape velocity, and it's believed to have left the solar system as the fastest manmade object ever. Manholes are cool

[@sergeantsainsburys9181]

And cat sht

[@liamkerr7183]

@@NotAGoodUsername360 also the first man-made object to leave the atmosphere, so long as it wasn't disintegrated on it's way out.

[@weest]

it's been 4 hours and I'm still scared the video isn't over

[@jaydensantos2730]

liar

[@Epicblazer505]

Hi twitch

[@fluds3058]

forensic files

[@grantg6259]

streamer man a

[@nysterical]

coom man

[@jkp2319]

I would guess that more people park in reverse when the typical parking spot is really small. Once you're good at it, it's easier (in my opinion) to park in tiny spaces in reverse

[@gingermcgingin4106]

The Sacred Band of Thebes

[@whereamigoing777]

Everything that is broken, can be fixed if the country is willing to pay for it.

[@SgtBustanut]

31:10 "Maybe we could kill a cow as well, like you did in Cambodia-" "That is not canon" Well yeah of course, we all know you didn't use a cannon, you used a grenade to kill the cow.

[@jeremywatson9129]

Silencers are legal in the states, but you have to pay an additional $200 fee on top of the price of the silencer. And there are more in depth background checks involved and it takes at least 6 months for the government to process that paperwork.

[@somerandommen]

They're easier to get in the UK than here.

[@NicofTime...]

Texas is fixing that

[@rc59191]

I remember those braindead folks at TYT threw a giant fit when legislation got introduced to remove the red tape on suppressors. Goes to show liberals shouldn't be allowed to have an opinion on gun laws.

[@RedshirtAfficionado]

@@rc59191 That’s a genuinely authoritarian view for someone who claims to be anti-authoritarian

[@liamkerr7183]

@@rc59191 I really genuinely don't understand the issue with suppressers, I mean really, what do these people expect? For the people around them to just start silently dropping like flies? You'd think they would be in favor of the thing that protected your hearing from irreparable damage and also increased your situational awareness, since you don't have to shove foam candy corn in your ears or wear those ridiculous (albeit pretty dope) earmuffs.

[@darkkira1332]

"Predator Missiles? *Gasps* They work in league with the torpedoes!" I lost it.

[@ffnovice7]

Tor pædos

[@deadliestvice5356]

What does the extra e after the o do?

[@ffnovice7]

@@deadliestvice5356 torpædœs

[@Boppinabe]

If half of the childhood stories from Internet Historian are true it'd make a hilarious Cinematic Universe. Even if they're all not true, it'd make a hilarious Cinematic Universe.

[@Donderu]

26:45 “Strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government”

[@normalpeoplelikeme]

Is that a Technoblade reference? Because if so that’s awesome.

[@arronshaw6878]

@@normalpeoplelikeme it’s monty python, the holy grail

[@normalpeoplelikeme]

@@arronshaw6878 Huh, I thought it was a reference to Technoblade saying on a Wilbursoot video “it turns out that strange pigs lying in mazes distributing swords is no basis for a system of government”, seeing as it's so similar, I'm going to guess that both Donderu AND Technoblade were referencing Monty Python, with Technoblade's version having been modified to fit the context of the situation.

[@REX-gq6ur]

@@normalpeoplelikeme *N I H*

[@normalpeoplelikeme]

@@REX-gq6ur ? The National Institute of Health?

[@alexniklaus6216]

Now I want a sort of “editors cut”, where the editor explains everything they got wrong in the video.

[@samharradence5689]

“Pump Aciton” at 7:37

[@Blazberry_Yaint]

​@@samharradence5689 nah id say that's an apt description of a pump action firearm.

[@samharradence5689]

@@Blazberry_Yaint the typo

[@Mic_Glow]

I want a "full semi-auto" special

[@MisoElEven]

Technically we already have an editors cut showing everything they got right... (nothing :D)

[@jordanschoenenberger4397]

The reversing while parking is a safety thing. I learned about driving techniques from the smith driving school while I was at FedEx, and the idea is to reverse when you get somewhere while you are aware of your current surrounding, whereas when you reverse out of a space you're reversing into active traffic which you have no idea what it's doing.

[@hyperx72]

Yeah I'm a delivery driver and I despise parking the other way, hell if I have the perfect chance to park forwards without being able to back in (like in say, a high traffic areas), I'd just go around.

[@triton62674]

Reversing onto a main road is illegal in places like the UK and Australia

[@jrbowler84]

I just pull in and through. I’m a mad lad

[@jordanschoenenberger4397]

@@triton62674 smart, I'm also referring to in general parking, even in a quiet parkade you still have a better understanding of your surroundings going in than coming out.

[@jordanschoenenberger4397]

@@jrbowler84 Unironically this is taught to be the safest parking strategy, so keep doing you

[@JigglePhysics3000]

14:14 this bit is eerily prescient. I suppose it still isn't enough to get away with murder, depending on who your target is, I suppose.

[@quynlanvuorensyrja5484]

Ironically you’re actually right about the “elite gay fighting force” thing. In Ancient Greece there was a legendary army known as the Theban Band. Their whole thing was that each of the soldiers was in a relationship with another, so they fought extremely well alongside each other and would fight to the death to defend one another. They stood almost undefeated until Alexander the Great conquered Thebes, and even after the battle where he routed them Alexander declared “Let no man say that what these men did was dishonourable.”

[@rashid8646]

Thank goodness AIDS wasn't a thing back then

[@embracethesuck1041]

Sparta called. They want their thing back.

[@eno6712]

Of course he'd say that, he was a swinger himself

[@ROYBGP]

Damn. That's hella smart

[@THEJPR]

@@eno6712 Nah, he just had *really* close roommates.

[@rho7754]

If you would like a potentially less chili-smelling option, cats are very put off by citrus oil. It doesn't hurt them, they just hate it.

[@devonesq.7533]

dogs also hate citrus, i dunno whats wrong with animals, i quite like citrus.

[@louievito5701]

Just hit it hard with a rock. If that doesnt work hit its owner hard with a rock.

[@peanutinc.7670]

I've never seen an outro derail at such an impressive rate.

[@minogulous]

Yeah honestly I loved it

[@theinfinityknight4147]

The Sword in the Stone’s name is Caliburn, and in order to prove his worthiness Arthur pulled the sword out of the stone and anvil, and then put it back into the solid rock and metal 3 times. The did not receive Excalibur till he went on a quest looking for it after losing his first confrontation with the Black Knight. The Lady of the Lake gives Arthur both Excalibur and it’s sheath to Arthur as a gift after he proves his worthiness. Excalibur is perfectly balanced, totally unbreakable, and far lighter than it appears as to give its wielder an advantage of increased mobility in a fight. Merlin makes a point of pointing out however (following the battle in which Arthur defeats the Black Knight), that the sheath is FAR more powerful than the actual sword Excalibur, as it renders the user completely invulnerable to all harm, (Basically giving them total invincibility). Everything in this comment is described exactly as in the original text of King Arthur and His Knights. TL;DR: Excalibur is NOT, nor was it ever at any time, the sword in the stone.

[@PALACIO254]

Does Caliburn do anything cool?

[@silentgreen201]

@@PALACIO254 it talks to a blue hedgehog

[@korstmahler]

You seem awfully sure about a set of fragmented tales collected over a long af time. Which version are you working from?

[@MyVanir]

@@korstmahler Fate.

[@realKenM]

@@korstmahler He's the Infinity Knight, so his dad must've told him

[@realkingofantarctica]

I live in London, so I'm an expert on knives and how they feel being pushed into your arteries. I wouldn't recommend it. Both the being stabbed part and the living in London part.

[@nobodynoone2500]

no way, knives are illegal there.

[@sdf1000]

L*ndon

[@feartheghus]

@Groopwo he was being sarcastic

[@legendarymarston9174]

How did you require said experience?

[@marcomenabue7717]

Would you call yourself a true bri'ish man then?

[@macasaurusrex4863]

Nobody expects the Spanish internet historian

[@myczxr]

i see what you did there

[@zaholykrusedar1459]

I get that reference

[@abandonedmuse]

But we need it in our lives.

[@Shortfilmss]

“That’s the full story of why I’m eating sour candy” this could have been it’s own video and I would have been happy

[@pw6949]

thank you for the best ice breaker puns i constantly use. "bullets at sunset? they don't reach that far" lmao

[@TheShuckmeister]

I have an Asian friend. His name is Enma and he slays dragons

[@smartplus50]

Ayy nice to see you here shuck

[@lick1330]

Eyy, One Piece. I get that reference

[@freakrx2349]

Does he happen to be Dragonborn? If so, he needs to get rid of Nazeem.

[@holloworacle3140]

Cool

[@maxgrozema1093]

Komodo's are an endangered species

[@ChessedGamon]

Ironically, IH's intro gag to the weapons episode had him act the least violently...

[@AxxLAfriku]

Why is Donald Trump pretty and I am not? But why does he only have a wife but I have TWO HANDSOME GIRLFRIENDS who I show off in my masterpiece YT videos? Do you know the answer, dear che

[@phoebeaurum7113]

@@AxxLAfriku ???

[@MetricPolygon]

@@AxxLAfriku based schizo

[@turkeyhamman4111]

@@AxxLAfrikulmao

[@phantomaviator1318]

@@AxxLAfriku Yo, you know how to fix a car?

[@Blackhole_T618]

I love this channel “Today we are going to talk about weapons” 5 seconds later “So the neighbours cat keeps shitting on my artificial lawn” A bit later “Planning a murder”

[@Apple-tq3ve]

The ads*

[@ithrowstuffinavideogame]

With regards to reverse parking: its done to make it safer and easier when exiting the parking space as it provides the best visibility. In general its the best way to park your car

[@PsycheTrance65]

As an asian person who prefers parking in reverse: I just like that I don't have to twist around and check for incoming things when I'm already tired from whatever I did (shopping, hanging out with friends, concerts etc.)

[@DominikoPL]

I'm slavic and I always park in reverse. Idk why, it just feels more convenient

[@SwainixFPV]

Parking backwards is way easier once you've got the hang of things, that's how you're taught to do it in most of Europe : you can correct your car's trajectory while parking if you didn't get it right from the first try, instead of having to back out. Also yes, way easier to come out of the parking spot

[@Gurfi28]

I always park in reverse. Much safer because you are already in traffic then you reverse and have a better awareness of your surroundings. Also you can force traffic behind you to come to a stop, if you back out of a parking spot you can do that. Much safer.

[@lithuaniaball]

@@Gurfi28 "you can force the traffic behind you to a stop" *this is safer* maybe where you live buddy, that's how you get the black beat off your ass in my neck of the woods

[@allforthebit]

Yeah that shit will get you TIRED

[@zephyrna6249]

28:19 The multiple prongs are there to accommodate for light refraction on the water, which distorts your vision and aim when you hunt from above the water. Its also there to make it easier to hit the fish in general because your spear is slower than a fish.

[@-Raylight]

"This is weapons" "Dear GOD" *"There's more"* *_"NO"_*

[@batanggalinggubat6254]

Something something Spy having sexual congress with the Eiffel Tower

[@s.grimes404]

22:30, i was always told to back into a parking space incase of an emergency and you need your car jumpstarted

[@FebreGundam]

I think the main reason for reverse parking is safety: if every parked car on a row is backwards, you have a clear view of incoming cars from either left or right, instead of backing out to leave the parking space pretty much blind. The front of the cars is much lower and don't block your visibility like the back often does.

[@pickle9927]

I've worked at big construction sites that mandate everyone reverse parks because it significantly reduces accidents in the parking lot.

[@FutureNaught]

It's also good for emergencies. You can leave a dangerous area more quickly if you reverse park.

[@TheJoethud22]

I did it for that reason Fuck backing out I’m backing in

[@ffnovice7]

It's easier to fit in a space reverse, like parallel parking, because you're pivoting on your straight, rear wheels. Also if there is normally parked, empty space, and normally parked, you can reverse in and leave extra space for your driver's side, and therefore the adjacent driver's side; passenger side will be p-to-p.

[@Skrenja]

It's also just way easier to get out usually. I always back in when possible.

[@drakeafletcher]

“It’s designed for maximum damage” So a weapon

[@Tuvok_Shakur]

you just have to say it ominously or else it doesnt count

[@RezaQin]

Nerf guns aren't guns.

[@PoohhNani]

Its so impressive how y'all just improvise off eachother and keep the banter going. Y'all are perfect for podcast style videos

[@scp2539]

25:00 i cant remember where but somewhere in eastern asia and africa, really narrows it down i know, tourists were able to drive tanks around

[@quentinmcwimberton6797]

So the thing I was taught with tridents for fishing, is that if you're standing in the water, and you see a fish underwater at an angle, your line of sight gets slightly distorted by the water's surface, causing you to see the fish slightly higher of where it actually is. This causes you to miss if you spear directly at the image of a fish. That's where the second prong comes in. However, you can't expect Greek peasants to actually remember if the fish is lower or higher than its actual image, so that's where the third prong comes in. Hold it vertically, jab at the fish with the middle part, successful catch either way.

[@roetemeteor]

That actually makes a lot of sense mechanically.

[@Proud_Knight]

Even *more* reason to add 2 more prongs.. ... You expect peasants to remember vertical over horizontal?

[@jaimeantonioolaguezchirino5805]

@@Proud_Knight add 4 more, these peasants can't tell vertical from horizontal so we can't expect them, to hit the diagonal.

[@samwallaceart288]

I'd wager Greek peasants know a fuck of a lot more about fishing than we do. Astronomy too, probably.

[@Would131]

"If I wanted to fire this on full semi-automatic." "I think my audience is moronic." -translated from the language of MSM

[@DJYoungBeast]

For everything's that comes out of Tucker Carlsons shithole he calls a "mouth" CNN has these little nuggets. Truly the duality of man

[@r.k.1355]

"full semi automatic" is just a rare breed trigger lol

[@cheddar2648]

@@DJYoungBeast He is smug and certain in his truthfulness, so how could the allies of the deceitful and the dark like him? It's understandable.

[@grimjawtheplatypus8707]

I think we can establish no major or traditional news source is unbiased in america and as such they're all idiots Also the fact that the person talking about the ar-15 was a retired US General who clearly knew nothing about the gun or guns in general doesn't look good

[@redeye4516]

+Grimjaw the Platypus As an American, yes I agree with you completely.

[@bodaciouschad]

The trick to fighting against a spear 1 on 1 is to either close the distance and get closer than their spear length, thus forcing them to shift their hands along the shaft and use the spear as a dagger, or to outright grab the spear by the handle and stiffen your arm ouright such that they cannot pull you forward and drive it into your chest (The typical counter to spear grabbing). Of course, either of these strategies can fail spectacularly and turn you into a human schiskcobab.

[@liamkerr7183]

I prefer to end them rightly

[@Egalitariat-likesecretariat]

That's a weird way to spell shishkebab. Also my autocorrect is telling me it's spelled 'shish kebab' so I'm way less sure I'm right rn

[@Svoorhout85]

Spearwielders would carry a sidearm like a knife or a sword in case the opponent gets past the spearhead or if the formation of spearmen is broken. So if you do get a hold of the shaft, theyll just let go and try to stab you.

[@seelcudoom1]

@@Svoorhout85 that is in fact the most common use of a sword, because polearms were just that good, the only reasons swords became known as a knight main weapon was because the writers and peasants would rarely see them in a war zone, they would only see them if they were patrolling in which case they ditched the spear because it was heavier and unlike a sword its not exactly practical to just put it in a sheath and walk around with your hand sfree

[@schlordis]

You can also use the Gum-Gum Airhead technique to avoid all spear attacks