spooky.

[@Thafnine]

you should actually upload that creepypasta to r/nosleep or something, that's a multiple part masterpiece in the making

[@deadwind4105]

Didn’t think to see your here and ageee completely

[@CoobyPls]

I smell a Storymode: Special Edition

[@ThatDudeWithBoobs]

Only if you join in on the narration, dude, it could use your glorious voice 💙

[@Red-Tower]

It reminded me of this time I was having a sleepover at a friend's place and we were up late and decided we should make an intentionally bad creepypasta but as though it was trying to sincere. We made it based around Skyrim too, featuring hyper-realistic blood, acting very smart and tough, dying irl from the game, etc. We got a few comments saying how awful it was, one or two saying we were trolls, and it ended up in the crappypasta website if that's still around. Definitely not one of my proudest moments (there was some crude language that I wouldn't have used personally), but we were committed to the persona, and it was a fun time and hilariously bad to look back at.

[@attigator]

I sense a new Sundance Rejects: Creepy Pasta Edition coming

[@SumitoMedia]

I'm watching this one from across the room with volume on 1

[@dexo2727]

Gotta have the lights on too

[@kedgee]

And a teddy bear to cuddle up next to

[@Spaghettichin]

i'm only in the comment section cause i'm hiding from the spooky

[@Oceanrex]

Sumito!!!

[@RandomPath]

Too many spookidoos/ spooky bois

[@RushGarcia]

At this point this is your main channel my lad.

[@markalvarez1571]

Sadly a new main channel episode is well overdue

[@csours]

@@markalvarez1571 It's gonna be 8 hours long at this rate

[@UnhumanNewman]

@@csours it goddamn better be

[@AH-if1ge]

We all need a new main channel video. Been waiting. Or at least tell us it's dead. Something. Anything

[@bryanlane7208]

I love these way more than the main channel videos

[@ShortHax]

Ghosts and spirits are always captured in 240p. It’s practically the paranormal law by now

[@lop90ful1]

To be fair when captured on 4k it wouldnt even matter cause it would be called fake

[@MrDarkcore]

Wooo spooky!

[@echonomix_]

UFOs too

[@wongliyo171]

This is why it's hard to make modern horror games. Ghosts aren't scary unless they're low res.

[@pokeguy742]

Everyone knows a ghost's sprite can't exceed 256x256 pixels, the specter engine doesn't allow higher res sprites than that. God Howard itself said "there's no such thing as HD ghosts", and if he says it it must be true.

[@matmosmac]

The creepypasta started off very believable but my immersion was broken when he said that Bethesda hired a play-tester.

[@Ultrawup]

ZING

[@grandmabutters8502]

I know; however, it made more sense to me once they said that Todd Howard himself buried the body

[@vatonage1599]

"I've been playtesting the game for several days now. Everyone at the office keeps staring at me. Wait... I think I hear something.."

[@patron8597]

I remembered talking to my fellow play testers just the day before, but on the next day, the entire office was empty. When I went to ask Todd, he simply replied "What? What is a playtesters?!" Shocked, I left the office through the rectangular, wood framed opening that serves as both entrance and exit. It was at that very moment that I realized what had been bothering me since the first day of my job. Everyone had hyper realistic eyes! I wish I had followed the rules that I was told about during the interview.

[@iamsad9107]

😭😭😭

[@NobodyInTheVoid]

Just in time for Halloween. Historian is as punctual as he is thorough

[@hyphaex]

t

[@h.smitty105]

@@hyphaex you make a good point, but I think you miss the core of his argument.

[@gordonfreemaan]

@@h.smitty105 t

[@crazy5736]

I've never seen so many watermarks in a video

[@kedgee]

Looking forward to the christmas video in february :)

[@Berd]

god i love christmas

[@unclereyofficial]

Uncle Rey :))

[@AW-hn6ro]

Burh its holloween

[@FangsInMyLeg]

same

[@dogenugget6028]

Wrong

[@Riceenjoyer2001]

Eyy the Milmboii

[@timothymeyer3210]

At 3:37 the radio is mirrored. If we un-mirror it, we can find out that the handheld is on Channel 16. Channel 16 is designated for distress and emergencies only. This means that the AirBNB owner is currently talking to the coastguard.

[@wtfsamusidk7574]

Glados

[@KatanaDen]

Unlike Schettino...

[@eeeeeeee134]

Well I learned something from this comment thank you

[@sharkz401]

That old man is coast guard?

[@user-xj5tk8de7t]

HAHAHAHAHA MARKIPLIER NIECE DIDNT GET THE VACCINE SO TRUMP COULD WIN 2020 BUT SHE CRASHED THE CAR AND EVERYONE STARTED LAUGHING AT HER DURING THE FUNERAL HAHAHAHAHA LMFAOOOO LOL!!

[@TripleXMango]

That cabbage story is so wholesome. I spent so much time with my friends just doing stupid shit like that one boring days. Many highlights from the day we found an old tire and a chain in a pit, and used the chain to haul the tire up a hill and then chuck it down the hill.

[@isabellaangeline2175]

I like how a carful of older kids came along and, simply because of a cabbage, they all had a great time together, with the older teens playing with the younger kids. That was wholesome. lol imagine being the person who gave them that cabbage to later see it shredded all over the road, tho? If you give kids anything other than candy on Halloween, it’s never gonna make it to their house.

[@ZeranZeran]

That really was wholesome. A group of young adults sees some kids on Halloween. Do they prank them? No. Do they ignore them? No. They notice that someone gave them a CABBAGE, and then give them a show. Sometimes.. sometimes people are great.

[@TransRoofKorean]

Seems like a great excuse to hand out cabbages at Halloween. Too bad candy is so much cheaper.

[@THICCTHICCTHICC]

Went shopping with my brother once and he wanted to buy a watermelon, so we were walking through the shop carrying one around. A group of guys walked past and said "let's play catch" so my brother pretty much instantly threw the melon straight at one of them and nearly knocked him over. Then they were all like "ohhhhhh shiiiiit I didn't think you were actually gonna do it" Not a good story, but the same kind of dumb fun

[@sailorofthesoul1945]

@@THICCTHICCTHICC That's pretty good lol

[@tylerkrueger5797]

I love how Harold has gotten more and more deranged, despite being nuts from the start

[@MrGman636]

Is it me or does he look more scraggly this time around?

[@3mmmmmm]

@@MrGman636 He's getting older, that's normal.

[@mhomer89]

Theory: KZbin removed the dislike count to protect the "calling at 3am" creators; they're integral to KZbin's revenue.

[@voidtermina1561]

That and mega-corperations probably

[@karlgiese6100]

Tonight we're gonna be calling the KZbin dislike button at 3 am by sure to like and subscribe guys

[@rainedans8684]

Tunoight on bohtom geahr, James illegally interviewed the head of KZbin, hammock literally smashed the dislike button causing global wanton disfunction and I inhaled 12 gallon of car exhaust fume

[@LordZordid]

I think people only use the dislike button when it's a really terrible upload. The only reason, as far as I can see, why KZbin would remove it (i'm being really obvious here) is both to protect big media corporations image when they upload utter garbage (which is 90% of the time). And so KZbin don't have to spend ressources on requests to reset the dislike counter.

[@newstages95ay87]

It was mostly from Government videos being really disliked like to an astronomical amount of hate so they just had done it at the very moment

[@Lasagnaisprettycool]

this man is 11 months early on his halloween video, what a punctual chap.

[@Puppies03b3eleyySnowflakes]

I want to laugh at your joke, but I cant help but wonder how you decided on your name/pfp. Did you have to think about it or did it hit you all at once? Why not Ravioli? Why not Penne? I won't be able to sleep tonight thanks to these questions.

[@Lasagnaisprettycool]

@@Puppies03b3eleyySnowflakes My apartment underwent renovations. For three weeks I had no access to my kitchen and bathroom. I had a temp apartment but it had no oven. The fridge was full of moldy food from the previous tenants. During this time I grew an increasing urge for lasagna, which I was unable to make for those three weeks. I never recovered.

[@Puppies03b3eleyySnowflakes]

@@Lasagnaisprettycool you know what. Youre right.. That IS pretty cool.

[@Lasagnaisprettycool]

@@Puppies03b3eleyySnowflakes :D Hope you can sleep again now.

[@cgme9535]

@@Lasagnaisprettycool I can’t. Share some lasagna

[@jado96]

Fun fact I played Fallout4 for 72h while on and really started to see mission markers in real life and shadow lurching around

[@kirbyfunkopop7035]

havent we all??? like, literally played once for like more then 48 hours, striving for nearly 100

[@kaitlyn8356]

Yeah, meth is a crazy drug.

[@avo616]

Walking around at the absolute desire and jealousy of shadow people watching you look at all the sweet orange legendary drops on the floor that come and go. Yew

[@jamesprice2163]

Enhanced caffeine has to be the best way of describing speed ever

[@jamesprice2163]

@uNnHkP8mza meth is speed mate and idk what amph is but I assume it's amphetamine lol

[@kennylauderdale_en]

How many people have died? Shouldn't the air be all Ghosts by now? I should be hitting ghosts with my car as I drive down the freeway.

[@paulrogers9091]

My argument everytime people want to debate about ghosts. What about dogs? And mosquitos? Do trees become ghosts? They're alive.

[@sabotage9926]

@@paulrogers9091 trees aren't real

[@thesexybatman263]

Ghosts spawn on the spot that a person dies, right? That means Earth is leaving a constant trail of spirits behind it as it moves farther and farther from the center of the Universe at a speed of millions of kilometers per second.

[@nickrustyson8124]

I always assume most ghost are just normal people who don't care about anyone and just wanted to watch what you're watching on TV

[@RichardPhister]

I think I hit a few the other day, I think their name was Sue. They kept moaning the name Sue.

[@teirdalin]

The creepypasta you wrote is honestly spot on exactly how spoopy game pasts are written. Great job demonstrating how much thought process goes into these.

[@DannySullivanMusic]

that's right. absolutely accurate

[@Riot228]

Now it's coming for you.....

[@jarrenation8645]

literally none

[@thefool8224]

really? i think the part about preston garvey was a pretty accurate depiction of the fallout 4 community

[@alexandrucurtusan7152]

Yes xd

[@Elemtree]

Glad to see you’re on time with this Halloween special.

[@FriedrichBarb]

Only a month late

[@UnhumanNewman]

*On time for him

[@16rewgo60]

Internet Explorer Historian

[@yvanthedrakon]

Happy Halloween

[@dragonbane-ys7uj]

This is just next years episode

[@Gameface9782]

"I booted up the game but it was just a black screen. Turns out it wasn't haunted, it's just Bethesda"

[@depresston761]

Man Australian time is so far ahead he’s already made the Halloween special for next year

[@sweet5304]

He's a kiwi

[@Reshyon]

@@sweet5304 but where are his laser eyes.

[@svampebob007]

@@sweet5304 do you think that means anything to us non "Australians"? That's like a Guatemalans saying he's not Mexican. source I'm from Guatemala. "where?" You know Mexico? "Oh yeah cool!" .... yeah the country below it.

[@jeremycrouch4356]

@@svampebob007 they're saying he's from New Zealand. We call them Kiwis

[@adamburditt3941]

@@sweet5304 isn't it the same timezone?

[@ManyKudos]

This is the scariest video on KZbin next to the one of my parents conceiving me

[@ryanb6503]

Would it be any consolation if you then found out you were adopted

[@bc8010]

I hope you can get past your breast phobia

[@6z0]

I loved that video

[@AlightingOnAir]

This is so coincidental. I stumbled upon your channel on my walk today, loved it, subbed, and then you come out on the first IH video in 3 months.

[@Pickle-oh]

So I'm gonna need that link for educational purposes.

[@CoobyPls]

I love how IH has slowly gotten shaggier with each redesign of his "face", really fits the ITF persona of him going more and more batshit crazy over the episodes

[@mongrel_97]

i thought i was going crazy. i was thinking did he add more crows feet to the "cartoonified harold" face, i guess he did!

[@akillermelon]

Egg

[@CoobyPls]

@@akillermelon egg!

[@gigilaco]

We need more documentaries. Cost of Concordia was a masterpiece.

[@J0hnHenrySNEEDen]

15:09

[@KN-hg2nv]

@@J0hnHenrySNEEDen lmao I wanted to comment this too

[@rockycuro7737]

I'm still waiting for that video on cyberpunk

[@caram5222]

He explained why it takes a while in the qna for that video.

[@caram5222]

Also on their Twitter the pinned tweet links to a page where you can see the progress for all their videos

[@RizoftheDead]

Not gonna lie, I’d totally watch hours and hours of Internet Historian and a guest narrating creepy pastas and giving their input.

[@orxy5316]

Don't give him ideas for a new channel

[@phillipjohn4800]

You should watch the Jack the Killer Sundance he did, it was great

[@phillipjohn4800]

You should watch the Jack the Killer Sundance he did, it was great

[@KG72740]

Honestly i‘d watch anything he would do

[@JJAB91]

The first thing I noticed was that he was surprised by there being an existing save in the copy of FO4 but he had gotten it at a garage sale... wouldn't that make it not only unsurprising but very likely to have an existing save?

[@tylersmall3285]

The intro scene where is loading some “Halloween” themed bullets, but the background is a movie set. This man is on a whole other existence with his jokes

[@Neonator]

oh shit I didn't even notice that extra layer, good catch

[@SaladDongs]

It's legendary but I think the editor added that in. I'm not sure though.

[@cool64378]

Not just any movie set, Alec Baldwin is there too

[@DannySullivanMusic]

you're right. 110% true!!

[@Ribbons0121R121]

this

[@ajlxiii1312]

I unironically feel like that creepypasta was the culmination of every single found copy creepypastas i've ever read, actually a masterpiece

[@BawlsMahoney]

Internet historian is only person where I watch the ads cause he doesn't just read some script with shitty fake enthusiasm

[@shanegawales5121]

10:08

[@CaptainPupu]

The only ad I'm willing to watch Nowdays is raid shadow legends. Number 1 rated game in the universe Use code: FUCKOFF for 10 gazillion, nay, 10 thousand gold medal money coin points and to get the super rare blue shirt 👕

[@PRubin-rh4sr]

Thats called Stockholm syndrome

[@KN-hg2nv]

I sometimes watch compilations of only his ads theyre hilarious

[@Sawta]

I can see so many things going wrong with a haunted Airbnb type setup. I did an escape room once, and they had this long list of things you weren't allowed to do. "Please guys, don't punch holes in the walls. Don't try and unscrew the light switches, they're not part of the game, and it's unsafe to do that. Dont break the lamps, we don't put clues in there and we can't afford to replace them. If we catch anyone trying to rip up the floor boards, you will be charged." Etc. etc. People would absolutely THRASH a house they think is haunted, trying to prove that it's just a trick.

[@douglassun8456]

Plus, liability issues, tbh. At least in the US, where people can and do sue for just about anything. Someone with a heart condition reacts badly to a jumpscare, etc.

[@pankek5431]

@@douglassun8456 Someone with a heart condition wouldn't be there in the first place, the house is being advertised as a haunted and scary experience, something that the faint of heart would avoid

[@Loderyod]

@@pankek5431 or would they?... * *Lightning strikes* * * *Wolfs howling* * * *Evil music starts playing* *

[@ventedbus4917]

@@Loderyod *evil laugh* The camera pans down to a large man face down on the floor, convulsing

[@gz5405]

@@pankek5431 idk that might be too much faith in the general public. I’m lactose intolerant and will still have ice cream knowing that it means I’m blowing my toilet off it’s bolts later.

[@higginswalsan]

13:47 I’ve actually studied this video extensively along with the other texts of elisocray and have come to the conclusion that he has heard that the among us crew mates are on a “ship” and misunderstood this to mean an oceanic vessel.

[@NB-ir1me]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😭😭😭😭 underrated comment

[@johnroache6012]

That’s plausible and hilarious

[@jcmottern]

So among Us is not a pirate video game?

[@koletok4646]

the elisocrayic canon

[@higginswalsan]

@@koletok4646 I am the leading elisocray scholar

[@calamitysangfroid2407]

The ghost walking away scene makes sense to me, because its exactly what I'd do if I was caught staring at a kid and their mother in public when I thought they couldn't see me.

[@Dgero]

That would be any scenario of being caught staring when you thought you couldn’t be seen

[@brookillinplays4078]

This comment made me laugh so hard lmaoo

[@itsdabees]

I feel like that happens to you a lot

[@menthols4625]

The Saw bit is actually a hilarious idea for a black comedy movie. Where the gag is that the saw man comes up with these amazing, lethal traps, but because hes incompetent he always forgets the 1, really really obvious way to solve the puzzle.

[@Redbikemaster]

I'd watch that

[@cayennepepper2010]

That's just regular Saw

[@noob19087]

Every Mario Maker level in existence.

[@Robochipv8]

"What... nooooo, don't do it like that. That's not fair I didn't think of that"

[@smirokgambeson3020]

Gotta love how Internet Historian offhandedly mentioned he’d “go undercover” in fursuit to a furry convention one video and now it’s become a running gag of him being in fursuit every other incognito video.

[@katawatenshu]

sure, a gag, just like jerma

[@user-xj5tk8de7t]

HAHAHAHAHA MARKIPLIER NIECE DIDNT GET THE VACCINE SO TRUMP COULD WIN 2020 BUT SHE CRASHED THE CAR AND EVERYONE STARTED LAUGHING AT HER DURING THE FUNERAL HAHAHAHAHA LMFAOOOO LOL!!

[@InternetDweller009]

@@user-xj5tk8de7t you good?

[@chickpea]

@@InternetDweller009 Just a bot, it's in every video I have watched recently

[@goonished]

@@user-xj5tk8de7t Hello? Is this Amon gus? Is this Imposter from Amon gus?

[@kono_dioda87]

As you choke Preston Garvey, he utters his final words : *Another settlement needs our help, I’ll mark it on your map.*

[@MrMaksibon]

ахахахаххаха

[@Lance_Lionroar]

Garbey*

[@pentagonofpeople]

"And through the static I could hear Todd Howard saying... "Buy Skyrim"

[@beau9334]

And that map marker? It was pointing directly into my mum’s cabinet, the one she told me to NEVER open

[@cheddar2648]

I was the 666th like.

[@dabestofdabest697]

Internet Historian is the only KZbinr who would un-ironically make a Halloween episode in December

[@rjchavers9267]

💛

[@SBImNotWritingMyNameHere]

Yet it doesn't seem out of place SPOOKY

[@wbp5804]

Given how slow video production is, we're lucky we only had to wait until December.

[@RipOffProductionsLLC]

What about Mauler? I feel like he'd do it for the memes consideting EFAP's whole Halloween vs Christmas "subplot"

[@Puppy_Puppington]

In space no one can hear you scream because there are no seasons :0 there are no days and nights. Just existing.

[@non_brewed_condiment]

I love that when he's calling amongus the phone says "unknow"

[@user-yd1re9qb1n]

The message of the creepypasta was literally “pirating is not a victimless crime”

[@deviantartguy0]

True

[@TextualDeviant]

Yeah. Except for Skyrim. Todd's made his money's worth already and has done everything in his power to milk it further.

[@E100Omega123]

@@TextualDeviant Wrong fellow internet user. -I- I mean Todd hasn't released Skyrim for the TI-84 yet. Something to do while you're in math class! It''ll be released soon! Buy it asap and give -me- I mean Todd all your money!

[@DirtyDoctorDan]

@@TextualDeviant pirating is a victimless crime

[@calibula95]

@@TextualDeviant and old nintendo games. Re-releasing old games at full price is really bs.

[@davidmcc9141]

I love the fact IH is still "disheveled" like in the survival video. We are watching his slow descent, and his guests just push him farther down.

[@DannySullivanMusic]

totally. 110% right

[@croscoe333]

Disheveled Historian is best historian!

[@electricbayonet2]

“He plead not guilty [and] said my attire was offensive to him.” ...in a sane world, simultaneously saying ‘I didn’t do it!’ and ‘He deserved it!’ probably shouldn’t be possible.

[@martind5653]

He assaulted someone else while being on trial so if there is any justice in a world he ended up in jail.

[@rawhide_kobayashi]

You're looking at it wrong. Assault is a crime. Righteously beating up a kid dressed as Mario is not. It makes perfect sense to plead innocent while saying he deserved it.

[@mranderson718]

You can plead inconsistently in court. Ie A) I didn’t do it B) but even if I did it was justified.

[@DJstarrfish]

I mean, that's how every genocide denier operates

[@marceelino]

Something similar happened to me. But till we got to court the guy was already in prison.

[@shanecarey9554]

My favorite part of this video is ManyKudos screaming "HE'S NOT" about the Among Us guy being self-aware.

[@Zaney_]

The "hello, is this amangus?" actually broke me. Made me crack up.

[@chrisvanalstine8136]

He also spelled Unknown wrong in his contacts.

[@Julio-yy4ll]

Is this a mango?

[@Hellz18]

That cabbage story is the most Aussie damn thing I’ve heard today. It sounds EXACTLY like my own Aussie halloweens, just no idea what people are gonna give you. I got a pack of 2 minute noodles once, that was pretty hilarious.

[@TheGothicLibrarian]

I also went trick or treating in Italy as a child in the 90s, got some stuff, mostly money, a couple of "no" and that's it, cause people were like "Hallo-what?" lmao

[@akramgimmini8165]

Ah The Land Down Under

[@tglaz1]

It's good we have our own shitty spin on it. One halloween my Mum gave some teens apples which we saw them actually eat.

[@johncitizen306]

You do realize he was born and raised in New Zealand right? He's not australian

[@skullrose8985]

Who ever edits these is a true artist,it goes so well with the story telling.

[@Scoopski_Potato]

“They’re just larvae with wings.” “Yeah, but, _aren’t we all?”_

[@Roescoe]

caught IH off guard that one did

[@babblefish5295]

Really makes you think

[@user-xj5tk8de7t]

HAHAHAHAHA MARKIPLIER NIECE DIDNT GET THE VACCINE SO TRUMP COULD WIN 2020 BUT SHE CRASHED THE CAR AND EVERYONE STARTED LAUGHING AT HER DURING THE FUNERAL HAHAHAHAHA LMFAOOOO LOL!!

[@Roescoe]

@@user-xj5tk8de7t what a weird bot.

[@gamertim4189]

@@Roescoe i geniunely think this guy's not a bot, i've seen him before.

[@LazyQahnaarin]

He's so brave releasing a Halloween episode.... a month after Halloween.

[@MySingerlover]

Can't wait for the Christmas special in February!

[@sneauxday7002]

cant believe the amount of courage he had to do this. bravo to him

[@shrekobama5832]

likes at 333 :0

[@user-xj5tk8de7t]

HAHAHAHAHA MARKIPLIER NIECE DIDNT GET THE VACCINE SO TRUMP COULD WIN 2020 BUT SHE CRASHED THE CAR AND EVERYONE STARTED LAUGHING AT HER DURING THE FUNERAL HAHAHAHAHA LMFAOOOO LOL!!

[@DadsCigaretteRun]

No way, he is just 11 month early!

[@n-aera]

Man I can't get jumpscared by the historian, his voice is really soothing

[@metetural9140]

"Man I can't get jumpscared by the historian, his voice is really Australian." FTFY

[@Trollificusv2]

The moth at the beginning that you killed is a Cecropia, one of the most beautiful of all moths. Such a moth might have been the centerpiece of the the moth/butterfly collection of a totally not-gay little kid who totally didn't turn into an internet weirdo.

[@Dunmerdog]

Just saw a cecropia the other day it was awesome

[@poper7534]

That was definitely not a Cecropia, they are much redder and have a completely different pattern, the one in the video looks like a gum moth to me -signed, a Cecropia lover

[@poper7534]

@@daifuku75 I'm just kinda obsessed with moths in particular, dont care much for anything outside order Lepidopetra

[@sleeplesshollow4216]

Bugs disgust me and I squish them whenever they cross my path.

[@nightlight0x07cc]

👀

[@SonicHaXD]

I love all the Bicycle Lady cameos in this video XD

[@sageybeara9456]

I met her in real life shes my best friend's mother

[@ChamChamRealSmooth]

Omg it's you

[@mariamoonbeam]

This mod allows the player to strangle Preston Garvey, but his ghost keeps telling you to help settlements

[@MrJulio632]

God dammit

[@JimmyBoy9878]

Who you gonna call?

[@robertstan9733]

@@Shizlgizl that just puts the ghost in a wheelchair? Should I message the mod author and report this bug?

[@DarknessViper99]

I remember when a Vietnamese family recently moved into the neighborhood during one Halloween and they just started giving us persimmons out of their fruit bowl because they were both confused and wholly unprepared.

[@TrueCarthaginian]

Nothing a little napalm won't fix

[@AnnoyingOrange420]

That’s nice they still tried to participate

[@alexanderrobins7497]

Dude. Persimmons are delicious! I gave them out when I was home alone for a couple Halloweens and could find a good discount.

[@gyromurphy]

"They're just larvae with wings." "Yeah, but aren't we all?" This is one of my favorite lines in all of the Incognito Historian universe

[@BrandonHerrera]

That subtle Alec Baldwin roast 😂

[@DADAirsoft]

Oooooooo

[@texaneli1427]

Damn I saw that and I just finished watching your recent video lmao

[@traphimawari7760]

Woah completely unexpected to see you here

[@SwanADolphin]

Shit yeah I thought that was an Alec Baldwin meme

[@SwanADolphin]

Shit yeah I thought that was an Alec Baldwin meme

[@youraveragespoon8085]

This has to be the first in the field where they stay on topic the whole time

[@user-xj5tk8de7t]

HAHAHAHAHA MARKIPLIER NIECE DIDNT GET THE VACCINE SO TRUMP COULD WIN 2020 BUT SHE CRASHED THE CAR AND EVERYONE STARTED LAUGHING AT HER DURING THE FUNERAL HAHAHAHAHA LMFAOOOO LOL!!

[@welkingunther5417]

@@user-xj5tk8de7t wtf

[@deerymeimhere]

@@welkingunther5417 ignore it it's probably a troll bot

[@welkingunther5417]

@@deerymeimhere I know but still, wtf

[@PepperSaltine]

@@user-xj5tk8de7t Most bots just copy and paste something as like an advert but is this bot just like a chatbot designed for controversy?

[@lisamackilligan2589]

I like how angry he is at 13:30 when he shouts “HE’S NOT.” As if Internet Historian shattered the illusion for him it’s so fucking funny

[@amberhernandez]

13:30 is a better timestamp; :34 is right after it lol

[@lisamackilligan2589]

@@amberhernandez oh dear I’ll change it

[@rocksylvannia9398]

honestly best part in the fucking video, the echo is immaculate

[@CorVids1031]

We stayed at an old house once that wasn't marketed as haunted, but there was a painting of little victorian girls whose eyes followed you, lots of locked doors, a locked closet with a light on inside, and a book called The Angry Moon that looked really creepy, and everyone at the gathering refused to open it. That made everything more fun, to be honest. Would gladly stay at a place that plays into it.

[@WingMaster562]

Just to be clear, it was a haunted theme house right?

[@CorVids1031]

@WingMaster562 nope. Just an old house in nowhere, Texas. Had a ball though. Would gladly stay again over Halloween night.

[@WingMaster562]

@@CorVids1031 "a painting of little victorian girls whose eyes followed you," Still really unsure if this is literal, expression, or a reference even with your reply.

[@CorVids1031]

@@WingMaster562 No there was just. Really a creepy-looking painting. The whole house felt like someone had furnished it with stuff they found in an antique shop on sale. The locked basement made me feel like I was in The Conjuring or something similar.

[@charlesnathansmith]

"An Indian girl insults the moon and is held prisoner by him until her friend reaches the sky country to rescue her."

[@RaymanRocks822]

I expected the creepypasta twist to be that as he kept strangling people in the game, people he knew in real life would start turning up dead with the cause of death being strangulation.

[@kittycat5972]

I was waiting for the settlement joke

[@lautaroespora4920]

No, that would have actually been a good plot.

[@rhystaylor851]

22:15 his final choking words: "Another settlement ... needs ... your help ... " *dies*

[@tharionthedragon3531]

Honestly, during the creepypasta bit, I thought Todd would just say "it just works" through the statics

[@GenesisAkaG]

There really was an opportunity to have the call recorded and when the audio is plugged into audacity or something it just spells out "BUY SKYRIM"

[@The_Roach_Hiding_In_Your_Room]

I always get so nostalgic hearing about old creepypastas When I was 12 I would read stories exactly like that all day and actually get spooked by them :D

[@Wrinklynewt]

The haunted Fallout 4 creepypasta just sounds like your average Bethesda bugs

[@isaacgruver7061]

Wouldn't be surprised if Fallout 76 was the official cause of death for at least one person

[@Loderyod]

*Haunted Cyberpunk 2077*

[@TheGothicLibrarian]

It actually sounds a lot more rad and entertaining, the average Bethesda just crashes lmao, at least spooky shit is interesting

[@amish-ish]

Can we all just appreciate that he has his Steam library (@20:48) categorized with ProtonDB rankings? Fellow Linux users will get this.

[@АнтонВолков-д7л]

loderyod Nah, Cyberpunk is already the time the ghosts "evolved" so they started shitposting... Into game's code.

[@nickywh1t3]

The editor is ALWAYS the absolute legend of these videos! That guy is a genius.

[@AlejandroRodolfoMendez]

Internet historian himself do it.

[@KendlickLama]

@@AlejandroRodolfoMendez no he’s got an editor Watch "weapons." Or 7:59

[@AlejandroRodolfoMendez]

@@KendlickLama maybe now he got one on previous old videos show how he did the meme editing process.

[@AlejandroRodolfoMendez]

@@KendlickLama damn he went places now. Cool

[@masaokakihara9316]

@@KendlickLama it's true, that he now has a helping editor. However, are you saying old completely self-edited videos were bad? Because it's IH's style. Which he also showed live while narrating a story.

[@robbyg6265]

i can’t express how much i love these videos. the editing, the topics the guests it’s all just such a pleasant time and i truly look forward to each upload. thanks to you and everyone who worked on this for such a great series

[@Zerakt]

0p

[@dethberri]

i started yelling excitedly to my partner when I saw the notification for this video. it was my birthday yesterday, too!

[@ArgerasCZ]

also they are extremely rewatchable

[@ルシラムス]

Yep, these videos always manage to make me laugh out loud

[@ghostinng274]

dude the haunted airbnb idea sounds so cool

[@M240D]

I’m renovating an abandoned church, and I’m legitimately thinking about renting out the basement in October because of this video

[@TheTexas1994]

At 24:22 Todd Howard should have just kept creepily whispering "4 times the map size" and then realize that you actually got a fallout 76 bootleg

[@johnholtz4056]

That would actually be a horrible end

[@Kanakravaatti]

*16 times the detail...*

[@MukatoShishio]

“it just works”

[@susa.k.a.pinkguy2036]

16 times the bugs

[@thelonelyghost1634]

On the topic of the haunted air bnb, ive always had a little fun idea to commission a bunch of paintings of a dark path in the woods. The first night it's just a path in the woods, but every night I'd switch the paintings. First it would be subtle things, a couple new dots in the thickets, and a silhouette in the back. And it just keeps slowly getting closer to the foreground, see how long it takes for them to notice.

[@Name-yn6op]

You can also get paint that reacts to heat and changes colour. Could use the places air conditioning to make the figure appear remotely.

[@aidengaming5999]

Evil

[@timmyman9677]

That can be an episode on his show "Gaslighting" Actually I'd watch a show like that, call it Ghostlighting

[@tinseltina]

what if u used one of those automatic poster rotation things? they change the picture on a timer. ive seen them at busstops and malls and stuff

[@d_boi9345]

@@tinseltina good idea. Just put a picture frame around it and a camera so you can check it anyone is around when you rotate it.

[@weskintime4177]

That creepy pasta was 7/10, too few “Hyper-realistic” and “The amount of detail to make it seem like real-life” moments.

[@muhammadnursyahmi9440]

That creepy pasta is shit, come on. Bethesda hire beta testers? The players are their beta testers.

[@uptheworker]

@@muhammadnursyahmi9440 *players are alpha testers The other players who either get it as part of a discount or bundle are the beta testers.

[@zanethezaniest274]

The plot twist is it’s just a regular copy of a fallout 4 and it’s just THAT buggy

[@nloc1929]

Also, as if Todd Howard buries the bodies himself. He has a team for that

[@violet7773]

@@muhammadnursyahmi9440 their players are betas alright Gottem

[@koraegi]

Honestly your creepypasta is more coherent and better written than most of the popular ones that tweens will eat up like they're doing coke at 4am going on half a bottle of vodka

[@christianfaux736]

Jesus christ where were you a teenager? The slums of moscow?

[@koraegi]

@@christianfaux736 that was not my childhood lmao

[@koraegi]

@@christianfaux736 i was implying creepypastas are like drugs for tweens

[@scottthomas8475]

6:02 in all seriousness, I’d love to see a saw trap where you don’t get hurt directly but by trying to escape, private stuff or racial comments are released to the public. I can see this working for a fictional politician. Kinda cool lol.

[@MickusTheDutch1991]

The Shut Up and Dance episode of Black Mirror

[@ghoulbuster1]

If you die in the game, your Twitter account starts posting about k-pop!!11

[@morgansparhawk8410]

There's a great saw themed room at The Lost Room in Helen Georgia. It's very well done and you start it chained to your own puzzle 😬

[@explodingplanets7583]

8

[@explodingplanets7583]

8888888

[@purpledurtle3144]

15:05 genuinely sounds like historian is offended, it like the get off my back mum attitude or something. Honestly cracks me up

[@alilweeb7684]

Bro same i always lose on that part lmao

[@stargazer3424]

If we act on Nightmare Before Christmas logic, you’re still timely

[@scribeslendy595]

Halloween was always my favorite because it was my birthday as well. Learned from an early age that if you tell adults at the houses you go to that it's your birthday, they'll usually congratulate you and dump the entire bucket of candy into your bag so they can call it quits. I'd come home with several pillow-cases full of candy every year

[@X-SPONGED]

20:58 IH : "When I booted up the game, it wouldn't work properly, it would be a black screen" Every Fallout Fan Ever : _"First Time ?"_

[@Misanthropolis]

And also: The beta tester died looking for bugs? Well he sure didn't do a good job either way!

[@joki9121]

I loved the creepy pasta. The editing was excellent. I honestly thought they were reading a random creepy pasta and not just making it up as they went.

[@swagsolomon8811]

I got real creeped out by one of those bad boys when I was younger. Had to sleep with the light on for days. And there are quite a few similarities...

[@Ildskalli]

It's an excellent one. I was pretty unsettled by the end. But all of IH's spooky ideas are great... maybe he could become the next Stephen King?

[@GodwynThePrinceOfDeath]

@@swagsolomon8811 the only one that ever got me was a Johnny test one when I was like 12

[@DoggyHateFire]

It really did hit all the right notes.

[@TheVeryAngryShrimp]

What's spooky is how fast I was to catch this release so early.

[@artisticyam]

Very spooky

[@queensofthedthrone8267]

14:09 I think he put on his fake persona just so that it is more believable when he hears his own voiceover actually enunciate "100 million dollars" This guy makes the bones behind my eyes widen from his brilliance

[@mar10ssj1]

If you ever find yourself in a creepy pasta, find the biggest Spooky and kiss them right in the lips. If that doesn't work, cry inconsolably.

[@wren8657]

omw to give Jeff the killer a fat smooch

[@TextualDeviant]

@@wren8657 I thought the game plan was to give them a handie.

[@GordonSlamsay]

Just get full naked and start pissing on things. That's my strategy

[@wren8657]

@@GordonSlamsay I think you might be the creepypasta

[@GordonSlamsay]

@@wren8657 nonsense

[@zachpayne3572]

Is it weird that I'm starting to visualize Internet Historian, the human being, as the Hide the Pain avatar with a normal male human body with no signs of age?

[@alfaivre2990]

No, the illusion must NEVER be broken.

[@Overlord99762]

I do the same

[@srofv7805]

That creepypasta was precisely what the anti-pirating marketing department should've done. "You wouldn't pirate a game, IT'LL KILL YA!"

[@SwirlyCurlyy]

The fur suit in the Halloween segment has me dying

[@ZombieSazza]

“Whilst awaiting his court date he assaulted someone else” It’s almost like he had no brains

[@totallyjerd1751]

When they said "hyper-realistic" I laughed so much! That is so accurate!

[@MrJoeParsons]

My favourite part of these videos is that he always cuts off the end of some super enthralling story you've become invested in after 10 minutes. WAS HE FOUND GUILTY?!

[@FunZies.]

Right?! Could we please get an answer to this?!

[@noahtekulve2684]

Since IH mentioned that he punched another guy in his hometown before going to the trial, I thought it was implied that he was tottally found guilty now that there are two completely isolated reports of the same behavior. Could be wrong tho.

[@trianglemoebius]

​@@noahtekulve2684 I think it's more that it no longer mattered if they proved he was guilty of hitting the kid because now they had him on camera hitting someone else so he was being charged no matter what.

[@Gojiro7]

Sentenced or not, I just hope that piece of shit gets slapped everyday for the rest of his life for assaulting a child like a psychotic douchebag

[@OddJames]

12:59 I love how Angry Kudos gets when internet historian says the guy is self-aware 13:31 lmao

[@saurabhkulkarni8854]

"I love Halloween more than any other holiday..." Meanwhile the photo of the second tower burning on 911 just silently rests in the corner of the frame. Lmfao

[@ZeroSleap]

11:38 The fact that Thanos is a regular everyday name here in Greece makes people calling Thanos all the more hillarious :P

[@CallMeKevan]

If I remember correctly, the pigeons in the corn would go in and get out somewhere along the line and would fly back in to go again as if they enjoyed it and it was just like a carnival ride.

[@JodieBarbwireHeart]

I Refuse to believe anything other than this.

[@mifiwi3438]

It doesn't sound very likely to me as grain is heavy as fuck to a pigeon at those amounts but my heart wants to believe this

[@succojones]

no it doesn't crush them at all, grain physics aren't what you think

[@odidlov]

@@succojones my extensive experience in bird law disagrees with your grain physics.

[@thaliacrafts407]

This is my head canon now, no one can convince me otherwise

[@ZeranZeran]

21:45 I like how right away this just sounds like the Ben Drowned copypasta and I know it wasn't intentional either. I am so glad I found this channel. Loving these.

[@Scrunggle]

Can't wait to see the christmas one around mlk day.

[@gregboi183]

When's milk day

[@chiripaxa]

I've never heard of milk day before

[@loopedmess]

Hear him sing white Christmas sounding like a warped record.

[@MeowHype]

It's not Milk Day, read it again. It's MLK Day, meaning Martin Luther King Day.

[@shadowcween7890]

@@MeowHype Martin Ibeneezer Luther King day now

[@YMS]

5:08 danks

[@fromvault801]

Adum showing he's an elitist

[@DoodleMonsterRocks]

I reckon if IH ever dies (keyword: if), we’re all contractually obliged to hold a seance just to ask him: “when’s the next vid on the main channel?”

[@venombug7476]

I hate the type of comment I'm about to say, but your comment is way too underated.

[@cgme9535]

@@venombug7476 I hate saying this, but *underrated

[@personnn]

*when

[@jenh101]

I love how the phone of the guy at 13:28 displays unknow during the call. Like him and his buddy couldn’t work out how to withhold a number for the purpose of the video,so instead he decided to change his friend’s name to ‘unknown’ in his contacts, and then he managed to spell it wrong!!!

[@itsdabees]

Yes that is the joke

[@MaddyBlu9724]

Yeah, I am kind of glad the punching guy actually did get sent to jail. That is a pretty exceptional level of antisocial behavior. Lots of people go to jail for dumb reasons but he seems like an actual menace to society.

[@masaokakihara9316]

Lots of em out there. And most get a slap on the hand for numerous times in a row before something happens. Esp. if they are still young, or have no clear legal status in the country. I used to be a social worker, seen enough stories to write a book and it keeps worrying me to this day, what loons we let roam our streets.

[@Breeze45-s4h]

he's based bth

[@user-fe8gx3ie5v]

@@masaokakihara9316 Maybe because it's better to be lenient at first and get them mental treatment before sending them to legal slavery (the prison-industrial complex). E*rope seems to handle crime a little better than other places simply for this reason.

[@drrickmarshall1191]

Knowing the state of the NZ Justice system, this man would not have gone to jail. Couple of months home detention at most, if not just community service.

[@illuminahde]

The "ghost tour b&b" idea is sorta a thing already. On the border of Mississippi and Louisiana, you can rent a room in old plantation houses. They all have their own (sometimes troubling) lore about ghosts and battles and deaths and general craziness surrounding these architecturally stunning houses. Great gardens too. Best part, they are all about $75 a night. Within driving distance of half a dozen or so casinos.

[@mr.nobody2191]

Also some of the infamous murder houses allow people to stay the night

[@connectedgamers1753]

There's a lot of stuff like this in America. I can't remember exactly where but there's a hotel that's being built from the remains of an old insane asylum. People claim to have experiences ghosts there and over all the structure itself is pretty creepy since they kept some stuff like the cages that they'd lock their patients in to let them get sunlight and the like. There's also stuff like Hotel Cecil but that's less supernatural and more so just rough part of town still ever since Elisa Lamb people go there to experience the super natural so guess it could also count depending on how you view it.

[@CaineStarscream]

the best thing is that the 3am call guy has "Unknow" instead of "Unknown" showing up as the recipient of the call.

[@relez_8461]

15:42 "Favorite hollidays" shows picture off 9/11

[@Akordeon93]

The editor is fantastic. Crisp rat, the ninja tweet on the shirt, goddamnit man

[@williamkim8866]

the fact that its the creepy one about his wife with a sandwich is just fucking perfect

[@flightrisk23]

15:07 must’ve struck a nerve there?

[@xamnaut]

0:17 I paused right here to pick a weird particle out of my Chai tea, played a few minutes later and nearly punched myself in the jaw, how's your night going?

[@casualcamsh]

My cousins and I used to come up with parody creepypastas. We unorignally called them crappypastas, and every single one would feature an instance of "PHOTO REALISTIC blood" It's hilarious how derivative those creepypastas got, to the point where the tropes are universally known lol

[@labcoatreads]

that instant ad libbed creepypasta was frickin HIGH art. I felt the 2012's haunting me.

[@joeking3181]

The funniest thing about the Saw skits is literally every Saw trap has like a super obvious answer, my favorite is the one in Saw 2 where this woman sees a syringe in a glass box that has to holes with razor blades that close on your hand when you try to take them out kinda like a Chinese finger trap, so she completely ignores that, sticks both hands in the box to grab 1 syringe, grabs it wrong and ends up spilling it, and then can’t figure out that if she literally just pushed her arms sideways the razor blades would open all the way.

[@reyalskrad1]

well... Yeah, that's kind of the whole point, there's an answer to everything if you look for it. The whole reason why he made that specific trap like that was to teach the person to stop and look, and if they didn't do that, they were fucked. Which is exactly what she did.

[@zikry4787]

What about the reverse bear trap?

[@joeking3181]

@@zikry4787 Depends which one you’re talking about but we’ve seen 2 different people defeat this one, the first time she literally just could’ve not stood up and it never would’ve started the timer, but then she cuts the guy open and escapes anyways. The second time some dude escapes by putting the trap between two metal bars that stop it from opening.

[@zikry4787]

@@joeking3181 then wtf was amanda supposed to do then? Stay there with some wire straped to her mouth?

[@joeking3181]

@@zikry4787 she could dismantle it because she doesn’t have to be in a hurry, thus preserving the life of the guy she cut open. She could also look at her surroundings and come up with a plan, maybe even looking for some bars to do the same thing the other guy did. Logic over panic is the answer to these traps.

[@jackharvey9808]

I think that “load these Halloween themed bullets” joke is so underrated

[@jaden_bricker]

Agreed

[@Wastelander1972]

Jigsaw: “Internet Historian. I want to play a game. For years you have put out quality KZbin content to an excited internet public. Though some might say your uploads are… sparse at best. Connected all over your body are electrical probes. Each one is designed to deliver a shock of electricity. And before you lies an HP laptop, with which you can create and edit a video for your fans. Tonight you will deliver to your KZbin fans. For each hour that passes without a video upload, the probes will deliver a stronger shock of electricity. If after six hours you have not uploaded a video with an ad, you will be delivered the final deadly shock. Live or die, Internet Historian. Make your choice…” PS, not complaining but you asked for one. Love ya channel, IH.