Wearing A White Dress To My Birthday Party Got Me UNINVITED From My SIL's Wedding r/Relationships

[@jameslyons6655]

Op should have said “I’m sorry for the confusion but that was my birthday party, it wasn’t your wedding. That’s not for two weeks from now. Sorry you got mixed up. Hope everything is clear now.”

[@tigerdeadlytiger]

I think after she said she wasn't coming to the wedding, she should have sent SIL a picture of her dress: a sloppy hoody and sweat pants, no makeup. (Dress as attire not the article of clothing)

[@beverlyarcher546]

Spoiled SIL is just jealous of OP my gosh like you said it was her birthday party not a stupid wedding

[@TiffWaffles]

I would have put it in a more passive aggressive way: 'Since when is MY birthday YOUR wedding?'

[@MarionHogan-m5i]

👍

[@zahraa4149]

​@@TiffWaffles the comment above is passive aggressive. Yours is just aggressive lol

[@Nevertoleave]

Story one. The bride is nuts. I’d skip the wedding, forward the texts to the immediate in-laws and let them know you just don’t want be involved in this mess, and let the bride meltdown

[@BigSith2011]

Nah, OP should just let them, and the rest of the family find out themselves. I had a stepmom just like her, and the sister in story 2, one by one she pushed everyone away from my dad. I was amongst the first to be alienated by her, and when I tried to warn everybody else, even with proof, it fell on deaf ears.

[@Sloth_644]

Everyone should have shown up in funeral attire.

[@Zurround]

I am JEALOUS. SO DAMNED JEALOUS. The jealousy is eating me up. But I am NOT jealous of any of the characters in this story. I am JEALOUS of whatever DIVORCE LAWYER is no more than a few months away from getting a huge PAY CHECK from this couple.

[@alexisgrunden1556]

Her hubby's sister is a glorious spite-gem, tho~! 🤣🤣🤣💎👑

[@paulinadeboer3604]

Well someone asked if her birthdaywas after labourday. White after labourday is a thing?

[@kaykay8855]

Story 1: NTA. Wait SIL is upset because op wore a white dress at op’s birthday party? Are we sure that the SIL isn’t the attention wh*re?

[@patty-pat-pat]

OP must be a STUNNINGLY GORGEOUS woman for SIL to feel threatned by her. Also, if someone wears white to your wedding, the MOH traditionally is allowed to pour red wine on her dress. The more you know...

[@catherinecox573]

SIL's accusation of "always wearing inappropriate clothes" screams insecurity over OP being a babe.

[@patty-pat-pat]

@catherinecox573 yes, I bet she's a knockout!

[@Onnlen]

It may not even be beauty. She’s probably jealous of their happiness and stability.

[@carlrood4457]

@@catherinecox573 It's all the more stark when the SIL is 28 and OP is 40. Obviously, there are some great looking 40 year old women, but it's usually a lot easier for someone in their 20s. I suspect that age/experience factors into the insecurity. She's probably feels left out of most conversations.

[@destinymiranda9321]

I thought the SAME fucking thing! Like the comment of Op wearing inappropriate clothes just screams that Op is drop damn gorgeous and fit compared to the SIL. Like Op is about ten years older, and I bet without a doubt that she looks younger than SIL. The inappropriate clothes SIL mention are probably just short dresses, crop tops, tanks, or hell just leggings that still show all of the confidence Ops got in those thighs and ass. SIL is just pissed that OP looks good for her age. Even if in truth SIL looks pretty too, she can't see that so has to attack anyone who is prettier than her. NTA. Nothing to do with you Op, you're just fucking hot.

[@ondank]

Story 2 : OPs parents should be glad they were born in the modern era. Considering how bad their pattern recognition skills are, they would have absolutely kept eating poison berries till they died if they had been born as hunter gatherers.

[@trillionbones89]

What do you mean I've been sick everytime I've eaten those berries?

[@TriciaT2407]

Trust me...they know DAMN WELL what OP was showing them was true. They just didn't want to admit that they were wrong and they were the enablers of her sister's shitty behavior.

[@nixxyhasthoughts]

@@TriciaT2407as well as screwed over their bio daughter who is reasonable to never speak to them again. The audacity of the dad to turn up at the wedding and talk shit!!!

[@cloveless18]

See, that's called natural selection. We def need to bring that back.😂

[@keepdancingmaria]

This was GREAT, @ondank.

[@GBunnyG]

"A derogatory term. A term that's derogatory." I feel like you're having more fun with your narrations lately, and I'm here for it.

[@imcurlyblue]

First Reddit story is probably my favorite one to date. That was insane. Everything about it. The white mini dresses and 50 toasters was absolutely savage.

[@HoneyBakedHamlet]

Umm.. they got pissed off. That you wore a white dress.. on YOUR BIRTHDAY. AND NOT THEIR WEDDING DAY. ffs controlling much? Hell, as long as nips and cheeks are appropriately covered, you should be able to wear whatever you want! .. unless you're going somewhere that has a dress code. Edit: Insane in the membraine, indeed.

[@nerdygeekgamer5528]

I don't know what HIPPY DIPPY TRIPPY stuff they're taking but BIL and future SIL you can't tell the BIRTHDAY GIRL she's not allowed to WEAR WHITE at her own 40th BIRTHDAY PARTY

[@dionysus_adores]

Right!!! Sil seems like a narcissist not op. Can no one wear white before or after the wedding? Like what was sil on about

[@ElleD308]

Don't you know that brides are so important that they own the entire month and no one should be engaged, wear white, or travel to their honeymoon destination before or after the wedding?!

[@pippo17173]

I swear bridzillas are starting to make me think their demons in disguises.

[@nyxspiritsong5557]

This is a hilarious dumpster fire! I can't believe some people are this crazy and aren't self aware enough to realize theyre the problem

[@thebhome]

Markee had me dying with his commentary. I personally love the screaming, far away from the mic, moments.

[@RSARYR]

The sister in the second story unintentionally screwed herself over when she was committed to the psych ward. You can't just sign yourself out of the psych ward like you do in a regular hospital. OP without her parents and her psycho sister in her life.

[@stephjovis3469]

And they probably found that there's definitely something wrong with her

[@tamsel814]

​@@stephjovis3469according to op she willingly ate prawns and 'fell' of a roof. So yeah, defenitly somethings wrong.

[@stephjovis3469]

@@tamsel814 yeah she's not an a hole she just desperately needs help so her checking herself into a psych ward for attention might be the best thing she's ever done for herself (if its true)

[@nerdygeekgamer5528]

If I was OP I would have said uh she's not my sister she's my COUSIN we maybe related but were not real life full blooded sister's we don't share the same mom and dad so there for we are COUSINS she's only my sister because you DECIDED to ADOPT her I swear OP'S cousin doesn't want her to have any attention from her own parents so she pulls these crazy stunts to make sure OP doesn't get any attention at ALL and to be quite FRANK I think OP has had it and is DONE with her COUSIN and her parents

[@ElleD308]

She should give that list she made to the psychiatrist that is treating the sister so she's locked in there for year's 😂🤣

[@sammieh9695]

I catered weddings in high school, we had a bride freak out once because the catering staff was wearing white... the uniforms SHE chose were black slacks and white button ups. She had 2 options, black and white and black on black

[@audreynothepburn7663]

I would’ve call it wedding planning fog, but that decision was on her and she could be upset without the bitchiness.

[@livingnightmare969]

A "friend" who was really just an attention seeker sprained her hand punching a table. We thought she did it out of anger at what was going on with our other friend. We realized later on that whenever anyone else was being focused on, she would do anything to get all eyes on her. These people have their screws lose.

[@bricksloth6920]

Sister in law believes nobody gets to use the color white during her wedding year. Sister in law is a bridezilla and she can get bent

[@stephjovis3469]

That one needs to be a lifetime movie 😂

[@juliearmfield2634]

She's taking bridezilla to another level. She took it batshit crazy 😂

[@devchekhov7512]

Last story: she must really hate herself (as well as OP) to eat shellfish TWICE in her life intentionally.

[@tamsel814]

And 'fall' of a roof

[@trillionbones89]

Vegan shrimp. Prank this Bitch.

[@kellyalves756]

Munchausens.

[@maryfrancesobrien2420]

Folks who derive pleasure from medical attention are often diagnosed with Munchausen's(?) Syndrome.

[@KeitieKalopsia]

@@kellyalves756 Is it still technically Munchausen if she’s legitimately injured, even if she does it to herself?

[@JustAnotherBuckyLover]

Story two: Wait... did someone write my life down? Literally every time she isn't the centre of attention, my sister got "sick" with something, and having finally been forced to admit that she was faking and exaggerating all that illness for attention, now she just gets herself admitted to the psych ward. And somehow that ALWAYS happens right around my birthday. Like, she's literally been admitted to the psych ward every single year for the last decade for my birthday. It's not even funny anymore. Meanwhile, my mother has accused me of faking every single injury and illness since I was a child, despite being proven wrong. Every. Single. Time. I'm talking broken bones, severe chest infections, strep throats left untreated for weeks, a dental abscess blamed on attention seeking, asthma attacks that ended up needing ER treatment because she ignored them. Sent to school with gastroenteritis. Sent to school with rubella and other infectious diseases. Swimming class with chickenpox. Told to lie about how long ago injuries happened when I *did* finally get taken to the doctor. And so on, and so forth. I'm literally bedbound at this point because of neurological issues that prevent me from being able to sit upright, let alone stand or walk. Plus, I'm in constant pain because of separate health issues, despite having over a dozen surgeries (including one coming up for a kidney stone that has been wedged in my ureter for months now and caused my kidney and ureter to swell to a massive size because the urine can't get past it and which I didn't even realise was there because I just assumed it was part of my typical pain - when kidney stones are one of THE most painful conditions out there, on a par with childbirth). But I'm *still* the one who exaggerates and makes shit up for attention, to her, despite needing to be ventilated and on oxygen when I sleep because my brain literally forgets to breathe for me at night. Meanwhile, my precious golden-child sister gets away with everything... OP is NTA. OP's sister and family, however, are all AHs.

[@stephaniehowells6364]

I'm so sorry you went through/are still going through that😥❤

[@JustAnotherBuckyLover]

@@stephaniehowells6364 Thank you. I'm pretty low contact with them at this point, but yeah. It still stings. Thankfully, I've been "adopted" into my BFF's family. I would be in such a worse place without them, and I love them to bits.

[@JustAnotherBuckyLover]

@@LostSoulchild89 Thank you so much, and hugs back. I'm exceptionally grateful that my best friend's family have "adopted" me, as it were, because, without them, I'd be in such a worse place. I'm very aware of how lucky I am to have them in my life.

[@missflowerpower8724]

Hugs an love for you. ❤️

[@JustAnotherBuckyLover]

@@missflowerpower8724 Thank you. Back atcha. 🤗

[@theajaxs720]

Story 2: I hope the "bint who cried wolf" gets that final hospital visit she deserves. May all of her silverware be smothered with shrimp.

[@thomasjoseph5876]

The OP should have sent the sister to meet Jesus long ago.

[@pippo17173]

Ya like this girl absolutely deserves this. It's one thing to have a disability that makes it difficult, it's other when you intentionally use it to torture someone for your own gain.

[@tiffanysandmeier4753]

A psychic ward is exactly where the sister should have been. She injured herself over and over for attention. Even if she faked some of it, she needed help.

[@MemristerBoogieDown]

@@tiffanysandmeier4753…LOL! I know what you meant but I’m having a lot of fun imagining a psychic ward…

[@Spgzay]

​@@thomasjoseph5876no

[@ondank]

Goddess In Law absolutely proved that she doesn't just wear the trousers in her house, but in EVERY house.

[@CasualVFlowerEnjoyer]

Lol well said!

[@audreynothepburn7663]

Revenge Barbie SIL, and Goddess in law are new terms that should be coined in most stories 💅

[@jun3buggie]

maybe it’s just me, but in recent videos, your personality is shining through a lot more and i like it!

[@sandeesandwich2180]

The toasters!!! Revenge Level: Platinum.

[@nomireelnom4265]

7:35 "Dogs don't change their spots." That's a new iteration of the saying for me

[@nimisilverbird1239]

Nta. 40 is a milestone. Sil is insane. Wearing a white dress 2 weeks before a wedding to your own birthday has nothing to do with them

[@mb8787]

I was thinking it's pretty telling how FSIL are herself... SHE would be the one to wear white to something like someone else's rehearsal dinner, just to steal the thunder, IMO. Glad SIL beat her at that game. The 50 toasters were hilarious...(!) 👏😂

[@nimisilverbird1239]

@mb8787 wait 50 toasters? I missed that lol.

[@PinkMarshmallows]

Story 1: 🤣 NTA. Those in laws are really THAT butthurt? I'd be petty and just send a laughing emoji to that long text message. Edit: 🤣 That other SIL is the real MVP!

[@oreolover9321]

Lmao!!! Fr! I would have done the same thing and took a pic of a white dress. Send it to her ass

[@taylorslade961]

Story 2: OP needs to intercept that psychologist and inform them of EVERYTHING so the sister gets the help she actually needs.

[@yellit1975]

“Premium Columbian powder” almost spat out my coffee 😂😂😂

[@user-fg4tn8ot6b]

Story two: Why does this sound like Munchausen's syndrome? People may want to listen to that girl's ex-boyfriend. He may be on to something when he mentioned that she's a danger to herself. *And sounds like she may have been planning something worse. This is not normal. Even the way everyone in OP's family telling OP to postpone her celebrations to dote on the sister is NOT normal!* 😨😨😨 After update: The sister's circle of loved ones, except OP, are a f@cked up group. OP is better off without them. *Sucks to be the sister since she kind of screwed herself this time by making her emergency a psychiatric one.* 😬

[@tiffanysandmeier4753]

Maybe she finally made the right choice. She seriously needs help the way she has been hurting herself for attention. That is not normal.

[@tiffanysandmeier4753]

She didn't really screw herself, but she would finally get the help she needed. Apparently, her parents don't realize that she has had mental health problems for at least 15 years and has needed help.

[@untitled-gv3qp]

​@@tiffanysandmeier4753The parents definitely made things worse by encouraging it every time. It's like they don't care about either of their kids since they're knowingly letting the sister ruin the OPs life by causing herself bodily harm. Do they want her to keep trying to hurt herself? Will they just be cool the next time she tries to jump off a building because the OPs birthday is coming up? What if she ends up paralyzing herself?

[@tiffanysandmeier4753]

@untitled-gv3qp I agree. They didn't notice the pattern of her behavior or that it was destructive rather than accidents. The sister probably liked the attention she got when her parents died. She became jealous when the attention wasn't on her, and the way she found to get that attention again was harmful. She should have been in therapy after her parents had died.

[@WyntheRogue]

​@tiffanysandmeier4753 Agreed, it sounds like she has either Munchausens or heavy duty Historionic Personality Disorder. I can't really say as I'm no doctor but I'm glad OP has a solid Chosen Family as her bio Family are trashy enablers and maybe,the cousin can get the help needed to treat this very dangerous behavior.

[@jay2thaudy]

I love that Markee loves the messiest stories as much as I i do 🤣😅

[@malinandersson8587]

Oh yes, when he starts losing it, you know it's going to be good.

[@dethkruzer]

Man, that final update to story 1 was pretty spicy. I dont necessarily agree with the stunt SIL2 pulled, but i have to say that SIL1 kinda invited that trainwreck of stupidity unto herself with her bridezilla-ing.

[@Russman67]

Someone show me where it's written the the bride owns the color white days before her wedding. This is nuts. Cashews! And OP's BIL is a "real gem". Tell them you have to make ice.

[@susankaempfer8427]

OMG the toasters! THE TOASTERS 😂😂😂😂😂

[@juanhaines7295]

Story 2 Nta she does need Psychological help sense she poisoning herself just to have all the attention.

[@tishym.3820]

I'm loving the emotion you've added to the last story❤

[@GoldenXBoots]

"attention whawhawha" may be my favourite term ever 😂

[@buckeyenative1365]

When I glanced at the title, I automatically thought it would be one of those "birthday but really a wedding party" stories. Not wearing white to your OWN party because of a relative's wedding happening in the future. 😳🤦‍♀️🤣🤣🤣 I laughed at the comment that no one can wear white because someone somewhere is getting married. Truth!

[@QueenOfTheZombieApocalypse]

Sounds like SIL has been jealous of OP for awhile and was looking for an excuse to uninvite her without looking like the bad guy to the family

[@mb8787]

Oh, no, it seems rather that the aim was to have OP there, just grovelling at FSIL's feet, so FSIL could feel superior...

[@cpaul9269]

Conner, S1 is seriously the funniest story I have ever heard on YT. OMG - there is nothing else you can do but laugh when confronted with that kind of delusion and entitlement, IMO. Otherwise, you start thinking too seriously and then end up trying to care for/fix them - and you can't - way over our pay grades - all of us. We end up just enabling them further and doing more harm ion the long run. That was, like the 2nd story - way into inpatient care territory, if even possible at all. Still, the 50 toasters is one of the funniest things I have ever heard. Brilliant.

[@madcatlady]

I have heard of women who even wear their actual Wedding dress for their major Birthdays because it still fits

[@damien678]

That's actually cool honestly

[@audreynothepburn7663]

That’s pretty cool! And reusable!

[@AFAskygoddess]

Going no contact with parents who neglected and emotionally abused you is exceptionally hard to do but immensely rewarding once you've done it. I speak from personal experience. I've never once regretted my decision.

[@NoniTinystorm]

Kinda glad in Story 2 that the cousin admitted herself to the psychiatric hospital and was placed on a hold. Intentional self harm at the level she was engaged in is highly concerning. Plus she wouldn't have gotten a 21 day hold without grounds. Sad OPs parents obviously don't have her brilliance, and that they treated OP poorly, but hopefully the psychiatrists will back up what OP tried to explain with tests and data, and OPs cousin can start getting the care she actually needs.

[@pippo17173]

Honestly I laugh so freaking hard because it's finally karma catching up when doing this in a different kind of hospital lol.

[@NoniTinystorm]

@@pippo17173 she finally went to the correct hospital 😂 if only she'd done that sooner....

[@llamabrat07]

Her hold is likely now much longer as she has proved herself to not only be a danger to herself, but to other by attacking the staff member when they wouldn’t let her just sign herself out. I think OP should share the side by side comparison of sister’s “accidents” and OP’s important life events. This kind of proof could be helpful to the Dr treating the sister. Hopefully the sister will now receive the help she so desperately needs. OP should also get therapy as well to help deal with the trauma she’s experienced growing up with such a destructive sister & enabling parents.

[@babybookworm003]

Story 1 major evidence that bil is the golden child here

[@Russman67]

Story 2: I really don't think a child can be more golden than the sister here. It's like none of the parents have picked up on the pattern. OP has something come up that's positive, sister is sick and or injured quickly. She intentionally ate shellfish, which she's allergic to, to make sure that she was the center of attention. You know telling the sister to die already is a little harsh, but I really hope that she put some bass in her voice when she said it. Somebody needed to.

[@jessilynallendilla5014]

once is a tragedy twice is a coincidence 11 times is a pattern they refuse to acknowledge

[@ruthhenderson5413]

Put some bass in her voice? You sound like a misogynist Russian throwback.

[@sharyebethancourt3660]

S1: that SIL is completely unhinged. I’m shocked at the audacity and entitlement. From getting mad at the dress OP wore to her own 40th, to demanding to see the dress, to thinking OP stole her honeymoon. She’s really living like she’s a main character. Revenge Barbie SIL is my hero.

[@adrestiaceaser3011]

I hate how common the situation in story 2 is, where the adopted or step child gets 90 to 100 percent of the parents attention and the biological child gets table scraps. And then they wonder why that child doesn't talk to them anymore and why the favorite child that they spoiled is a shitty person.

[@tiffanysandmeier4753]

There is also the opposite situation where the step or adopted child is neglected. There is a reason Cinderella is such a common story across cultures. The evil stepmother trope. Family is hard, and treating everyone equally is difficult because no two people are the same, so we do our best to balance. I had a step grandmother. She was an amazing caring person, much better than my actual grandmother. To me, she was the example of what a grandmother should be. I miss her.

[@JasperCatProductions]

The first story is ridiculous, your bad for wearing a white dress to your birthday? This woman is jealous of you it’s pathetic. Tell your hubs to go alone and that you won’t be engaging with them again. Husband needs to control his family.

[@babybookworm003]

Theory bil is the golden child who is engaged to be married to another golden child

[@pippo17173]

​@babybookworm003 the update confirms it but thankfully it didn't spread to the rest of family as everyone are not buying BIL and SIL.

[@justmepercy720]

Story 1. I think I would have gone to the local op shop and bought a stack of ugly second-hand clothes. Had my picture taken in each of them, sent them to the psycho and told her, “You choose”. Or kids’ “princess costumes”. The possibilities are endless. And, of course, not go anywhere near the wedding.

[@boneymeroney2674]

😂 the toasters! Hopefully, there were no return receipts.

[@patriciaorellana6469]

I LOVE THE EARLY HALLOWEEN BACKGROUND!!!

[@littlegreycat]

9:05 what a doozy! Great story. Edit to add: revenge toasters lol. The best.

[@amyyaku5022]

S1: Nta. Sil sounds so crazy and self centered that she'd attack OP for wearing anything to her wedding. But hey, I love the other Sil for ruining that girl's wedding 😂 S2: NTA, but I have a theory with Nancy. It's disgusting what she's done, but it may not be completely her fault. She could have munchausen syndrome and unfortunately a person with this condition will hurt themselves for attention. The parents should've looked into getting her a psychological/behavioral diagnosis rather than treat it as a normal thing and vilify OP for not drinking the koolaid.

[@Longingtobesomeone]

Your giggle is so lovely, it's amazing to listen to. Instantly makes me smile. 😊

[@denelva]

First of all: I LOVE the way you laugh at insanities now, Markee :D It makes me smile too and your snarks are awesome! Also: Bridezillas on reddit seem to have gone from "it's my daaaay" to "it's my weeek/month/year", demanding bridesmaids, family and friends to treat them like the entire year is a 364 long day before wedding day with dresscodes, HAIRSTYLE codes and calling dibs on anything from reception venues and first dance song to honeymoon destinations and *checks notes of insanity* which COLORS people are allowed to wear on THEIR OWN celebrations on *checks notes again* days that AREN'T CRAZY PERSON'S WEDDING. And the origin of the white bridal dress tradition isn't even 200 years old and didn't become a common tradition until 1930's! I swear, if Queen Victoria had known what her breaking from royal wedding colors tradition in 1840 would come to over 180 years later, she'd been turning in her grave. In my country, most brides wore BLACK wedding dresses in the 1800's, often garnished with colorful ribbons and laces, that could easily be removed. The dress was then used on other special occasions and garnished or ungarnished according to what was appropriate. Also: the underskirts and undershirts worn by the bridal couple, were put away after the wedding to be used as cerecloth at the wearer's funeral. (Thanks for coming to my history lesson, please feel free to spread it to every bridezilla you're unfurtunate to come across.)

[@whitney10784]

Dude your giggle is so dang adorable 😂

[@willasyn3136]

It's HER BIRTHDAY!

[@TheBerkeleyBeauty]

She’s upset that you looked better at YOUR BIRTHDAY PARTY, than she’s gonna look at her wedding, and doesn’t wanna run the risk of you upstaging her. 😂🙄 Girl BYE!! 👋🏽

[@sgtwhisker26]

Good God, the sister in the first story got a cuckoo clock in her head

[@justmepercy720]

Story 2. Why didn’t you start a competition? An entry fee for a guess about what she’d pull to disrupt the celebration and a prize for whoever got closest?

[@kumikor3392]

Story 1 is dealing with an unlikeable delusional person. Story 2 is dealing with a spoiled narcissist

[@adrestiaceaser3011]

Story 2: OP's sister has cried wolf so many times that the wolves could start mauling her and she'd still most likely be attention seeking because some event that wasn't about her was happening that day.

[@DeeL-u1c]

I love Markee's laugh.

[@Gumbier_Than]

The stories causing Markee to giggle makes my heart smile. 😊

[@staceylee4081]

If FSIL continued to hound me about my outfit after it was established that I was no longer going to the wedding, I would have said "fine, this is what I'm going to wear" and sent her a picture of an empty hanger.

[@tomhaskett5161]

Or a picture of some bondage gear.....

[@WyntheRogue]

I'd say if she did go,be petty and pull a Marylin Monroe who wore a potato sack and still looked amazing.

[@holyek7892]

Beat video ever! I love crazy deranged stories surrounding weddings. I wish OP sister finds peace of mind and joins her bio father and mother ASAP.

[@laurenceedward5910]

"where is the dress!? Where is she?" This was a fun video to listen to.

[@belindab4652]

I lost my shit when you lost your shit in story 1, you can hear the banjos playing in the background 🤣

[@Germania72]

The first story had that messy backstory. I love that. 🤣🤣🤣

[@5thsister]

I love that more of your personality is showing through your videos. Your honest reactions and laughter have me chuckling as well. Keep up the good work!

[@Damaaskrose]

SIL and BIL don't spoil a pair. 50 Toasters... so funny 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@charondusk5608]

OP in story 2 needs to consider one VERY important thing - Imagine how her former female roommate (Because let's be honest, she was no sister) and her abusers will be if OP ever has kids. Imagine how they'd treat those kids, ESPECIALLY the ex-sister. She might be just dragging the attention off OP now, but something tells me she'd go after those children in a WORSE way....

[@mesquitemagic]

You should have sent her a picture of you in a black dress and veil. LOL

[@jackierenee1691]

That marriage (between BIL and young SIL) won't last and that brother will look like a fool to the rest of the family. MIL will come around reluctantly, after being exposed as an idiot in some way. Petty SIL is epic holy crap. There's no way that many people would have gone along with everything if young SIL wasn't somehow being a B to everyone else. There's no way.

[@juliearmfield2634]

Oh petty sister is the hero every woman needs in her life. All white short dresses in everyone giving toasters that is absolutely beautiful Epic. 😂😂😂😂

[@untitled-gv3qp]

Those two found their perfect match because they sure deserve each other. I hope they have a long type of marriage that they both deserve.

[@juliearmfield2634]

@@untitled-gv3qp oh yeah. Living miserably Ever After

[@pippo17173]

Garenteed one will cheat and it will be a nuclear bomb.

[@audreynothepburn7663]

@@untitled-gv3qpI hope so too, but I’ll call it within a year or two that one of them will cheat, again. Can’t tell which one tho, both of them are gross.

[@Sunari]

The Bane impression over the dress got me, thank you for that lol Also 50 toasters, definitely keep that Sis in law on your side that was amazing XD

[@28cotton32]

Oh my God I am so rolling with this story

[@jewlzcraig-leaves597]

Damn you, Markee 😅 had to go and listen to Cypress Hill and now the song is stuck in my head 😂 insane in the membrane!

[@jewlzcraig-leaves597]

😂😂😂 you win the comment comp 😂

[@amemooress6291]

Story 2 - It's kinda funny that, though unintentional, OP is the only one helping the sister get the mental help she obviosuly needs. Cuz the parents sure as hell arent.

[@jewlzcraig-leaves597]

#1 ermahgerd! The other sil is hilarious! LMAO short white dresses and toasters 🤣

[@boogitywoogity248]

Listening to you break over the first story was hilarious. You know you’re having a good laugh when you get the near voice crack levels of excitement.

[@GBunnyG]

"I thought maybe you would appreciate some background story/gossip". I do. I do I do I do, OP. Bless you.

[@slantos2668]

I think sister in 2nd story has jealousy that OPs parents are alive and wants to take that away from her and keep those parents for herself. It's understandable in a child who was orphaned, but sick and twisted that she wasn't given psychological help to overcome it, still as an adult plays into it, and is enabled by the OPs parents who continue to play into it. OPs parents have done no favours to either of their daughters!

[@hodgeelmwood8677]

Story 1: If I was OP, these would be my wedding guest outfit choices to pick from: (1) A tux; (2) A nun's habit; (3) A Lolita dress. Tough choice! Bride is nuts. She calls OP an attention whore but SHE'S the one mad because someone had a party and wore a white dress before her wedding. Oh, the horror! Glad they skipped the wedding.

[@LunaP1]

Markee, you raging on the second story is perfect because I don’t (didn’t) have to while working.

[@kanelovec4315]

S2. The sister is disgusting. They should have sent her to therapy when she was younger. She is attention seeking and it all starts from where she was spoiled after her bio parents died. Op is probably isn't the only one. She probably periodically gets sick/hurt/need help near the parents/friends to constantly keep her attention spot light. If this has happen for years they should have her medically screened for at minimal genetic disorders foe her so call health problems and mental help to see if she have problems.

[@shantellspeaker6293]

How much do you want to bet that she act this crazy so she could get the trip for her honeymoon

[@audreynothepburn7663]

That so unlike a weird stretch and the most stupidest plan I have ever heard of since humans were created. Put me down for $20

[@katieb.1184]

7:07 that laugh brought me so much joy.

[@YayaSweetie]

7:05 my stomach hurts from laughing so much. 😂😂 That really is the only sane reaction to this, shit is wild. 😅😅

[@BelleEFlopp-nk5xe]

My SiL wore white to my wedding. 😂 I knew she would too! She did ask first…literally, right before I was putting my dress on, she had our MIL come ask me if it was okay because there was also light blue flowers on the dress. SIL had already sent me a picture of the dress weeks before and I said “is that white?” She never responded so I assumed she knew where that was going. 😒 So now, wedding day, all of us 13 hours away, MIL is sweetly, pitifully asking me if SIL can wear it. I allowed it. This is just how she flipping is! And honestly, her personality matches her appearance…uglier than a soggy couch cookie… no one would even mistake her as the bride. I was more afraid she was going to need another ER trip for something and make her husband (our officiant and husbands brother) take her and we’d be fugged, so the white dress was a simple move in my mind. 😂

[@huskytail]

The 50 toasters stuff made my cry from laughing so hard 😭🤣🤣🤣. I rewinded it a few times because I didn't catch it immediately and then some more just to have a bit more laugh 😂. Excellent! Just chef's kiss stuff 😂

[@ladyofthelake93]

I completely lost it at the 50 toasters. That's better than the short dresses or wearing white. 50 toasters you have to haul home and return.

[@natalieg1779]

I'm loving Markee's commentary lately. The last comment about commas and full stops, I loled.

[@Cassandra-i6j]

Omg, I had to stop the video from laughing at your comment about the lack of commas or a full stop in that last response. And I'm still laughing

[@radfordra]

The sister in law is the level pf petty i aspire to be

[@audreynothepburn7663]

I was confused on which SIL, but realized it was Goddess Barbie in law😂

[@radfordra]

@@audreynothepburn7663 dumbass fucked around and found out. Glad she got what she deserved

[@politereminder6284]

The story of the accident probe sister reminds me of my own family. I am currently mourning the fact that they never loved me. 😢

[@TiffWaffles]

I would post that spreadsheet and other receipts of the 'sister's' dramatics in the second post along with a long lengthy expose on how the sister actively tried to destroy my celebrations. Then I'd say the words 'Nancy is and never was my sister', and my parents chose her over their biological daughter.

[@catsncrows]

FSIL screwed herself good😂 She lost the chance to control and humiliate op and now she has to explain why husband's brother's wife isn't at the wedding. She's unraveling😂 "a derogatory term, a term that's derogatory" omg😂 I would have texted her a picture in bunny or kitty footie pajamas, you know the zip up the front kind "I'll be home eating ice cream and watching Netflix! Have fun on your blessed day!" S2 op you never had a family. You have parents who are emotionally dependent on their daughter and they like her just the way she is. She's going to be a dumpster fire because she's not going to be able to life

[@dorothrawalker1389]

OMG markee laughing got me laughing harder.😂😂

[@catherinecox573]

7:07 markee's reaction here was too funny lmao

[@kirasant]

Story 2: Yeah, I'm amused that sister managed to whoops herself into a situation where she might actually get treatment for what's clearly extremely serious mental problems. The woman has been risking her life on the regular any time she fears her sister will get attention. That's awful. And she legitimately needs that psyche hold.

[@red0421]

Took a few tries but she finally admitted herself to the right hospital 😆

[@dimesdeath]

Markee, I love your reactions to these stories! It's so natural and funny😂

[@radiantphoenix_5147]

That first story needs a fucking chart.

[@maryellen9503]

"I hope they have the life they deserve" must the Aussie version of "bless your heart". #winner.

[@moonlady3000]

I'm so happy the 2nd story had an update. And a good one too, since the sister is actually in a place that will probably help with her behavior and OP doesn’t have to deal with her awful parents anymore.