Weekend Update: John Mulaney on Things He's Excited About - SNL

[@carrington8662]

what a funny asian american women

[@awesomedonut8228]

Lucy Jolie Really giving off the tiger mom vibe.

[@gracefizzle4827]

Man, still wondering if they got Addams family values at blockbuster.

[@garrettst6168]

@@gracefizzle4827 hey lady, when we get Adam's Family Values I'll let you know

[@joelmccoy1989]

Only true fans get your comment 😂

[@_iamnotsober]

woman*

[@corrienotcorey]

he hasn't aged in eight years, i love it.

[@geofferypmeyers]

He hasn’t aged in 28 years

[@AA-tk3th]

That’s because he uses three face creams: a nighttime, daytime, and spf 25 (I hope you got the reference)

[@melodyhaviland9393]

annie more proof that he’s an imortal from the 1920s

[@yolovideos8084]

thats why everyone is commenting on his age lmfao cause he hasn't aged at all

[@aidansilber2028]

He dresses differently but he looks the same

[@hobihope2981]

I love finding John Mulaney videos and reading all the comments about how this tall asian american child with feminine hips should get some rest

[@fearless_cloud]

AHAHAHAHA I love this comment so much

[@heydeanie]

Lmaooooooooooo

[@Forever-Riot]

How dare you mentioning his feminin Hips? That‘s the ONE thing he‘s sensitiv about 😛

[@tiaradh650]

Yeah he looks terrible 😕

[@flexitarianbeanqueen]

@@tiaradh650 he can't keep burning the candle at both ends

[@neilcheeseburger]

This tall child is going places

[@nicolelanae98]

neilcheeseburger this proud asian american woman is going places

[@robertelee6373]

To Hell! Jk jk lmao

[@nicholasgonzales9560]

*Captain America* I understood that reference.

[@blakewinberry]

Nick Gonzales I didn’t see the captain america before i saw that and i was about to say that

[@neilcheeseburger]

Store Patter! This is a weird bot

[@jimmyastin]

Papa, today I met a boy with no eyes

[@maryrosekent8223]

That is some racist ass bullshit...

[@fflarexx9061]

I had no idea it was racist until I read the comment under this.. I just thought oh well there's some spooky thing going on where you live.. 😅

[@meeldowns41682]

Mary Rose Kent you obviously have not heard john’s “asian american woman”

[@matthew_roalk]

Megan Downs, that comes later when he talks about his music appreciation class.

[@canliu7191]

@e.a. claire the "racist ass bullshit" part was also in his special

[@kinocchio]

When John was a fresh boi.

[@archfapper211]

He doesn't look older, he just looks worse

[@soph7480]

^wow.

[@gregtjr.7871]

When he was new in town

[@Warlock-Morlock]

What are three other things about him?

[@erikhoffman4653]

@Beta Gamma aye dog? I think you need to leave the comment section we're getting complaints

[@caramelcookies8070]

John Mulaney just doesn't age

[@ianhamiltontv]

BlueJay I

[@vesapekkala3413]

BlueJay ooh

[@catherinee1060]

this is from 2010 it’s not recent

[@gizanglyer5299]

BlueJay is saying that he hasn't changed since 2010

[@chokinonashes61]

Catherine E He still looks the same!

[@candiced21]

I want John Mulaney to read me a bedtime story

[@Avatarodin]

Candice Davis I want John Mulaney to make up a bedtime story

[@two-face1041]

Candice Davis you’ll love it

[@carrington8662]

rt

[@marshall9003]

Candice Davis he’s like the comedian version of Bob Ross

[@fabulousk8]

THAT IS THE BEST IDEA EVER

[@NinjaBee81]

John Mulaney always looked like and always will look like he just graduated from high school. Such a fucking adorable babyface.

[@yolovideos8084]

makes you just wanna sit on that squarish baby face

[@fionaszeles1664]

i’m a simple woman - i see john mulaney, i click

[@bennyton2560]

* I like

[@zampster1]

I’m a simple man - I see John Mulaney, I click

[@shunkela]

The optimism only a tall child can muster, I love it!

[@WarriorPoet2]

He didn't blink once

[@superneko99]

Is the joke that he blinked more than once?

[@jspoden3]

How'd you notice that!? He really doesn't blink much.

[@sensitiveone8305]

I didn’t notice how little he blinked until I read your comment.

[@lee5706]

Two Jacks 1:13

[@missladylogic2115]

0:50

[@mirenda5160]

John is like your one super funny friend that you hope becomes successful in comedy. He’s so damn likable that you just wanna root for him. His sense of humour is so delightful and refreshing. I love that he’s unique.

[@Meta13099]

He’s like Stephon’s normal cousin 😂

[@DeathnoteBB]

mermermer123 He's Stefan's straight cousin

[@silviamayo2993]

DeathnoteBB Oh please. He’s only like 30% less gay than Stefon

[@muraddiab6393]

mermermer123 That's his lawyer shy silly!

[@hotdogsoop7733]

Murad Diab Where's his rented latex?

[@jenniferperreault2758]

Did you know he writes for stephon?

[@26magicman26]

This segment, I love it!

[@uncleflansy5621]

John hosting SNL is way too overdue. This is gonna be such a fantastic episode.

[@cody7141]

That Asian boy is funny

[@juniorjumped]

Cody Leonard proud asian american woman*

[@lumen8341]

he is a TIGER MOM

[@Avatarodin]

Are you talking about that horrible looking tall child?

[@wyn001]

Cody Leonard he's probably 3/4 gay

[@hornetf18]

TheBrownieCake You made that one gay, right?

[@krombopulos_michael]

The jokes weren't that great but his attitude and delivery made them good.

[@jennhoff03]

Ha! That's funny! I thought, "those jokes were funny, but his delivery wasn't very good." ;'D Either way, dude's a comedic genius nowadays.

[@yolovideos8084]

his delivery is that of a 1960s navy boy

[@tonystyles4040]

You’re kidding.

[@weegee1204]

just realized he's wearing the same outfit as when he was on Weekend Update (as a SNL writer) in 2013. that's some hilarious dedication

[@thereisalwaysarainbowafter1364]

olliedollie1204 or maybe he just picked out a random outfit and was like:”*i love it*”

[@chinpo4520]

That AOL bit keeps on getting funnier with time.

[@Michaelaelaela]

He looks like younger version of Pete. They even have similar face movements. That’s weird. I love it.

[@MotionDan]

Ol' Peteypants Holmes?

[@Michaelaelaela]

MotionDan i meant Pete Davidson, but maybe he has a bit of both 😅

[@Michaelaelaela]

Now that i think about it again, if Pete Davidson and Colin Jost had a baby.... John Mulaney would be created.

[@rnjbond]

Except Mulaney can keep it together

[@alixnight5318]

He's much better looking than either of them

[@alyxi]

1:43 - I've never seen someone count on their palm before

[@GroverSpellshartVI]

*Shut the Door* I love it

[@tess8691]

his face and voice change at "shut the door" is magical

[@muraddiab6393]

I just want to tell you guys... *My girlfriend works at Yoshinoya Beef Bowl*

[@lumen8341]

this one requires having seen the bit AND Bill Heder's interview on Seth Meyer's show. LAYERS

[@SalveRegina8]

YES!!!

[@wyn001]

Can she hook me up with a deal pls

[@frazzyblue1384]

I’m so glad I understood that reference 😂

[@hanselfernando8717]

1:42 John counting stuff on his fingers reminds me of Stefon

[@coolbeanz1070]

hansel fernando where do u think Stefan gets it from

[@bella-jt9cb]

Oh, how we love Stefon❤😄

[@bexclearly]

Um, no, that's Stefon's lawyer, Shy.

[@bella-jt9cb]

"My girlfriend works at Yoshinoya Beef Bowl"

[@NicholeParker]

I love the concept that he just shows up and talks positively for a few minutes

[@anniehoward7333]

I clicked on a clip "Weekend Update John mulaney on girl scout cookies" because I thought it was from the same episode (since he is literally wearing the same dress top and coat in the thumbnail) but it was from 2013. This man barely seems to change in appearance.

[@catherinewoo9741]

he was once so young and full of hope ...

[@ticketyblue3080]

John is kinda hawt.

[@virusmaker506]

Tickety Blue Yes lol I’ve been thinking that as I watch everything related to him

[@alexatishma570]

Truuuth

[@fabiennec5945]

Kinda?

[@adonutasimpledonut9713]

Hot in that kinda gangly nerd way, yeah

[@me-oo1fr]

Lol i mean he did get compared to grant gustin in an interview And i happen to have a crush on both of these married men sooo

[@likeanoatheverlovelyjewel5008]

it makes me happy how excited people get when john is in a sketch or goes on update🤧

[@pattymino1356]

Baby John Mulaney is the cutest thing ever! 😂❤

[@MiAmor1978]

This guys is funny! J. M. Good job!

[@ATLockhart]

I drank water at this moment: 00:57 "There were people standing around him yelling, 'Go Secretariat - You have to win!!!'" "And he was like, 'Yeah, my name is Phil, but alright.'" I no longer have the water in my mouth.

[@addyfray8539]

They may not have much time together but at least they have each other!

[@Mayhap34]

Saw his stand up last summer--hilarious

[@TeighMart]

I especially love his pronunciation of "Instead"

[@grumpyparsnip]

As someone who only wears Rockports, I feel personally attacked.

[@karicherrycola]

Everyone saying he looks the same while I'm over here thinking "HE LOOKS LIKE AN ACTUAL BABY. THEY EMPLOYED A BABY TO WRITE FOR SATURDAY NIGHT LIVE"

[@bomoregie]

Shut the door.

[@trinitybair7516]

Staring into his eyes while watching this is an experience

[@JoseChavez-ct1db]

The bathrooms must sound like a haunted house! LMAO

[@abbiec2.089]

2:15 𝙞𝙨𝙣𝙚𝙖𝙙

[@myleslos9658]

That limp fish he gave to Seth at the end.❤️

[@costanzarosamongioi5989]

I love HIM ❤

[@Samsquamsh]

WHY

[@thereisalwaysarainbowafter1364]

Samsquamsh why not?

[@mackenziewadsworth8559]

that tall child needs some rest.

[@kirbyburt1641]

bring this back for 2019, pleeeaasseee

[@shayla4007]

such a sweet summer child

[@endtroducing]

his delivery.... perfect

[@양지혜-i3h]

We need this again RIGHT NOW...

[@writtentrash]

Also a suitable title “Tall child found sitting in a closet eating saltines for 30 years breaks character for 3:03”

[@xero110]

What with the US map in the background? Virginia looks like an upsidedown Oklahoma.

[@maryrosekent8223]

88HD: If Virginia were on Qualuudes or acid or something.

[@mep1324]

This segment is great, I love it

[@Gezquester]

Oh my he looks so young...

[@KB-ev7jg]

Whenever John talks all I here is Andrew from big mouthn

[@selenaq24]

I wish John Mulaney did this for the news all the time

[@Catherine-wn8dh]

I love seeing baby john before he got big but still the same person and humor. I hope he never changes

[@samuraicorgis]

This segment feels just a little bit like it belongs in Welcome to Night Vale.

[@Danielle-ty8mx]

John is so young! Such light in his eyes💕 that’s gone😂

[@enlightenedapple]

“2010” Secretariat was in theaters that’s what was going on. Jesus.

[@HeIifano]

I love John Mulaney, but this didn't have his naturally fantastic flow. It was obvious he was reading through a teleprompter. Also, I never noticed before, but why is the state of Virginia so fucked up in that map behind him? Lol

[@justbeyou1239]

Helifano I’m my opinion, that was kind of the point. He was talking about things sarcastically, but had to have it sound happy, making it robotic

[@coreyperdue37]

Hahaha looks like they just gave up on the Maryland Virginia border

[@tangent94]

Where the fuck is Maryland's eastern shore??

[@hameedahettu8266]

John embodies that daily show correspondent spirit perfectly

[@gisforhungry]

I love the way he sees things. I didn’t know anyone else thought about animals in the movies the way I did 😂

[@moomoopuppy5810]

I love that John messed Bill Hader up with the Dan Cortese nightclub joke

[@corytoews5222]

2010 is vintage? Man, I got old.

[@kerryegan3091]

Awww even more of a baby faced John Mulaney... I love it 😍😍😍

[@inigo8740]

It's 3:26am and I'm watching videos of John Mulaney. I love it!

[@owenw.1643]

seth looks very different and john looks exactly the same. wild.

[@nebulousisgod]

John sounds like a McDonalds ad.

[@joshualaw375]

ZEB bA da da DA DA

[@KEJosephFavorites]

I remember watching this when i was like 16 and thinking this guy was the funniest! So glad he keeps getting more successful

[@caedengoering]

Jon Mulaney's bit on SNL... I love it!

[@androidlaki23]

This guy is hysterical - I can't get enough of John Moolalaneylalaney.

[@Hatska2wolf]

He’s wearing the exact same suit as he was when he talked about Girl Scout cookies

[@bluejadeblue]

i’ve been needing this aghhh

[@DJTiger-tp2kc]

Shut the door! Love that!

[@TeslaChad]

I love it

[@kateinfantino6561]

hey, this is the kid of the dude who previously owned rockport. He retired a couple years ago, but he still appreciates the gesture. He loves it.

[@maryrosekent8223]

That was hysterical! I love John Mulaney so much!!! ❤️❤️❤️😀😃😄😁😆😅😂🤣❤️❤️❤️

[@jntj3007]

"Shut the door!" HAHAHAHA!!!

[@KimtheTravelingFoodie]

Plot twist: John Mulaney’s dad signed a deal with Rockport shoes. 😂

[@hydrasaurandre]

In every movie with an animal on it, the animal always dies.

[@JazSimone]

Is aol really thinking about buying yahoo? Lol that’s hilarious.

[@2ndmoon]

why is it so funny when he gets startled in the end and raises is eyebrows upon hearing his name

[@Altoclarinets]

We're calling less than a decade old "vintage" now? Listen, the rules are: New vintage: 25+ yr old Vintage: 50+ yr old Antique: 100+ yr old Retro: recently made but in the style of something several decades old I don't think this clip fits any of those and like... it's John Mulaney, the internet loves him, this would get views even without the label. If you gotta call it something, call it classic content.

[@JannockDiors]

All things Mulaney, I love it!

[@shermanthompson871]

This guy's great. I love him.

[@memosfrommomo9889]

Is it just me or doesn't he sound a lot like Top Cat?? :) Love his voice

[@wel2myworld]

John Mulaney is funny. More reason to watch SNL (wait, when is that again?)

[@thereallemon9377]

John Mulaney, I love it!

[@jennhoff03]

Hilarious!!! If he'd have paused a few more times, people would have been clapping like crazy. SO funny!

[@MrCrowebobby]

Even when his material sucks, he's good.

[@ccieminski21]

JOHN

[@batterygamer021]

I love that Michigan has Toledo on the map

[@coena9377]

He doesn’t look younger, he just looks better.

[@SpaceFalconIO]

The animal in movie joke was great.

[@xxIluvyouguysxx]

It’s official, I have a crush

[@LoredanaRodriguezS]

I love it! I can´t wait for this weekend, SNL will be so funny

[@justinmetti9562]

Praying for John

[@GlorifiedTruth]

I'm a simple man. Hold my beer. You mad?