Weekend Update: Kristi Noem Shot Her Dog, Trump Complains About Trial - SNL

[@chaddon7685]

It's impressive that, with one bullet, she shot her dog and her own foot.

[@Orange-Jumpsuit-Time]

Tell her to reload, she still has another foot.

[@frankwhitson2191]

​@@Orange-Jumpsuit-Time: Oooooouuuuccccchh !!!

[@BryceRogers_]

FMJ equipped

[@louisschmid5487]

The inly people offended by this are Dem libtards…. Wish this iption was available for a traitorous POTUS

[@charleybarley914]

somewhere Mitt Romney is glad the heat is off

[@aquabuddha]

"That... That was my best joke, Colin." 😂😂😂

[@angryox3102]

It was a good joke 😂

[@stephen_]

@@angryox3102yea I think the audience just didn’t want to be doxxed

[@MoMatcha69]

Americans love funding war

[@angryretailbanker5103]

@@stephen_”Rabid Antisemitic Mob Allowed Into Liberal NBC Studio To Mock Israel’s Right To Exist; ‘Overflow of Support For Hamas’ Claim Patriots Viewing Disturbing Footage” - Fox News and NY Post on Sunday morning

[@nazcraz11]

I guess the pause for me was because my first thought was Ukraine, where we haven't consistently been sending aid lately. Then, I realized it was probably an Israel aid joke and sort of got it.

[@pcj7thirteen]

"I just say that when i bomb" Che just left that there to fizzle.

[@superdoc177]

😂

[@joedesauteles513]

In my opinion these 2 doing this segment is the whole damn show. Can we just get an hour long episode of this every week?

[@RJ420NL]

Yep, this segment is all the funny left in SNL.

[@jamessummerlin9516]

It’s my favorite segment as well, only I’m thinking one of the big news channels should pick them up to do the regular nightly news. The news has become so damn depressing we at least deserve someone who knows how to put an entertaining spin on it.

[@GailReillyCammero]

Yes! It's refreshing to see SNL be funny again!

[@roykim4718]

"Sorry Che, but time's up"😂

[@babotond]

"I knew it was gonna come out of you some day." 🤣

[@mrsharp2982]

😭😭😭😭

[@russellinator]

About time.

[@DABIGDAWG001]

@@russellinator 🤡🤡

[@jonathanmuldrow8458]

Imagine if Che said that. He'd be called racist 🙄

[@lucyhirsch3203]

"My people have suffered enough" bro💀

[@mr.joshua6818]

Pretty much how we got Trump supporters

[@OutsiderLabs]

​@@mr.joshua6818yup, being openly racist to a group tends to do that

[@kyleroberts3814]

I love how he could barely get through it

[@RubyDoobieScoo]

@@OutsiderLabs okay snowflake

[@WeSliceFoolsUpAndShootClowns]

Nobody is racist towards Whyte people

[@RealKorean]

Che telling some dark ass jokes tonight LOL

[@janeentumbao8690]

I love dark humor!😂

[@beigefox6579]

Thats just regular Michael Che 🤣🤣

[@kindabluejazz]

Did you expect him to tell light ass jokes?

[@bobthebear1246]

Pun intended I'm sure

[@BoostWholesale]

he bombed

[@christinew3549]

Wow. That pence joke was cold blooded 😮😮😮😮

[@Blodhelm]

Not as cold as Kristi Noem shooting her puppy in the face because she doesn't understand dogs.

[@joanb.]

​@@BlodhelmI'm guessing the puppy peed on her carpet and so she murdered the puppy to take out her anger on it. She needs help.

[@vintagelady1]

And hysterical!! And so, SO true!

[@Theire1]

and the truth

[@oldauntzibby4395]

I agree that joke was excellent political commentary. Except in real life rump doesn't know what a pet is. He's never had a pet and doesn't like animals. The only animal he's ever been filmed with is that bald eagle that attacked him during a photo op.

[@macplow2234]

Tough crowd. That set was an absolute riot!

[@globdrop]

Tough crowds crack up at everything like that? 🤔

[@clo999]

Justice for Cricket!

[@markmac2206]

John Wick is on it.

[@franknorth164]

Kruella DeNoem shouldn’t be allowed near any dog.

[@jstravelers4094]

"Shown here, wearing the hair of that dog" Best line ever!

[@kalicat9492]

she shouldn't be in public office either.

[@bigyeticane]

I lost it when Colin said "my people have suffered long enough". OMFG xD

[@karenquinn3937]

So did Colin!

[@aishabintabubakr4944]

His family owned slaves

[@hansolowe19]

I bet Che wrote that one.

[@lauraknight5973]

​@@aishabintabubakr4944 I know Che doesn't know this because if he did, he would've tricked Colin into telling a racist joke with this as the basis already lmao

[@kelleygreengrass]

​@@aishabintabubakr4944almost everyone is related to a slave owner. Black people owned slaves too.

[@TheGillhicks]

Please keep “Weekend Update” going through the summer. We’re going to need the laughs….

[@KiloMintoni-kg4kn]

Ain't gonna happen

[@threetreasures7698]

And we need them rested up and ready for autumn.

[@peachesandpoets]

RIP to the homie Cricket 🐶

[@christinap-c]

Chillin in heaven with Harambe

[@lakeireland]

Apparently 3 elderly horses and a goat as well.

[@nimblegoat]

@@lakeireland What's the odds three horses needed to be put down at the same time ? Also another dog just mysteriously disappeared . That dog kids your pet went to live in the city

[@PleaseDontEatAnimals]

I don't support Kristi Noem in any way. She is cruel. That said, most people support shooting innocent animals in the head--they just do it vicariously and pay slaughterhouse workers to use the captive bolt gun. We humans don't need to eat other animals (in fact, vegans live on average 6♀️ to 10♂️years longer than carnists). And innocent animals do NOT deserve to be incarcerated, tortured, branded, castrated, and have their teeth and other body parts cut off (all without anesthesia), then killed at a fraction of their normal lifespans--many dismembered while still fully conscious--just for the pleasure of human taste buds. 😢 You can get out of an abusive relationship today by going vegan.✌🏽❤️🐕🐖🐈🐄🐣 To quote Alice Walker: "The animals of the world exist for their own reasons. They were not made for humans any more than Black people were made for Whites or women for men."

[@nothingruler14All]

Cricket is in heaven now chasing and hunting whatever he wants to. Poor little guy.

[@ughIdontwantto]

Che those jokes were too smart

[@agrey832]

Yeah, each time I was thinking "They're not gonna catch that one" 😅

[@angryox3102]

The jokes didn’t lean left enough

[@kelly3560]

Pick a side … y’all have turned into unfunny panty waists.

[@godlygamer911]

@@agrey832 I worry about you that you think they were clever or that it took intelligence to understand them.

[@godlygamer911]

@@angryox3102 it's more like people with an IQ above room temp recognize the importance of helping allies against an invading force. That said we should NOT be giving money to isreal to help with their genocide.

[@TheFMHatter1986]

The Japan xenophobic joke took me by surprise and the Kentucky derby "but to the horses as Squid Game" also great 😂😂😂😂

[@davidmclean5895]

​@wm9346< says the racist 😅

[@Jo-un6es]

I mean Japan ain't scared of foreigners cause of the A Bomb. They invaded Asia in 30s and 40s cause they thought they were superior and wanted an Empire like the European powers. But now they just don't want a lot of foreigners moving to Japan.

[@aisosaihama]

​@wm9346 jokes about race ≠ racist jokes

[@alphanerd7221]

@wm9346 Not racism. Japan isn't a race and it is very xenophobic.

[@romansnider4676]

Japan killed like 20 million people during ww2

[@ple7y]

"I knew it was going to come out of you some day" 🤣

[@tomholroyd7519]

Che knocked a couple out of the park in the 9th inning

[@seffishestopal5950]

I'll be honest, that Pence joke at the beginning was pretty dark. But sometimes that's how I like weekend update.

[@swl9270]

But oh so true with his wish of prez immunity. He had been reported to have inquired about nodding some opponent. He probably would support this nut job but that might just maybe turn the toed of his cult. Let’s hope!

[@mojo500100]

I tried, but now when Noem’s pic appears I automatically turn off the sound, to quell the nausea. The ASPCA should have a warrant out.

[@Texas240]

It's almost like you're saying reasonable people don't shoot their dogs when the people are bad at training their animals...

[@RobeLifeMusic]

RIP Kristi Noem's dog 🐕

[@tflowers6582]

Cricket is getting his revenge by tanking her career.

[@peachesandpoets]

​@@tflowers6582 what the hell was she thinking with this story?!

[@sexydictator3241]

​@@tflowers6582she also killed 2 horses, too, I think

[@MC-yt1uv]

It amazes me that she thought killing a dog would be a popular stance among voters.

[@SpeckleKen]

@@MC-yt1uv It wasn't for the voters. It was a job application for the would-be dictator to appoint her as head of his Gestapo.

[@Gfy69ytb]

“His supporters didn’t show up?Then who are all those cops?” Sooooooooo true.😂😂😂❤

[@JenningsFilmsinc]

Guess he's referring to the officers who were attacked on January 6.

[@a2mark57]

Yeah, uh... I don't get the joke.

[@kindabluejazz]

@@a2mark57 For some largely unexplainable reason, lots of police support Trump. I think many like the notion of authoritarian rule (aka Fascism).

[@jiblitin1520]

@@kindabluejazz I still remember the rally tRump had with all police in the audience. He said police should assault people under arrest.

[@aisosaihama]

​@a2mark57 so you've heard everything else about Trump but his whole thin blue line, beat up protestors, law and order candidate BS, you just missed ALL of that somehow?

[@mjc11a]

"Seen here wearing the hair of her dead dog." Frickin brilliant! My compliments to the writers 👏

[@tylerkochman1007]

Fully expected the last joke would be about Noem shooting the horses

[@slimfahjah6746]

Yeah, they really missed it. Maybe Kristi can hand out some lessons.

[@acm...]

They apparently checked with Noem if they could do that joke. She shot it down

[@TimWhitefish2759]

I'm willing to bet that it crossed their minds. 😅

[@tomcostello8220]

Breaking news! Kristi Noem just crushed a praying mantis with a hammer. Film at eleven. MAGA666

[@katica04]

Someone needs to put together a montage of all the Kristi Noem jokes from all the various comedians

[@MercedesCruz-qe1nj]

I truly believe you two are the best at delivering " The News." ❤❤❤

[@jeandrzyzgula]

Che just got the bummers tonight. But the "bombed" joke was amazing

[@Rose-p5m1v]

But never forget Pearl Harbor started it all.

[@doodoobutter101]

Che, I see what you did there at the end of that bomb joke

[@KellsSmith1244]

Che deserves more applause at the opening

[@dutchvanderlinde5004]

Funniest one yet. Colin about made me collapse a lung with that “Thank God”

[@zorohibiki]

didnt know cruella de vil left the fashion industry and decided to run for office

[@jennifermanu2983]

😂😂😂

[@KingOfMadCows]

At least Kristi Noem has that Disney villains vote secured.

[@tylerkochman1007]

Incidentally, a major portion of the the GOP base

[@SquishyProductions]

@@tylerkochman1007 You beat me to it!

[@USUG0]

indeed, pretty sure she mentioned/bragged about it to gain points in the eyes of the notoriously dog hater bloated orange

[@dr.g3860]

As long as none of her voters like puppies she has nothing to worry about.

[@Donnaleslie]

@@dr.g3860 I live in South Dakota and have known for a long time that she's pretty insane. I am encouraged that even a lot of Republicans are also very upset about this. Weirdly enough, many of them still think DT is a viable candidate.

[@LaughingSaint66]

The military’s joke was 🔥 The audience is crazy.

[@XaraK1]

🎯🎯🎯

[@Songfugel]

Yup, audience reaction was sadly too accurate representation of how the masses feel

[@roundtwo3321]

@@Songfugel Because they don't want Dump's faceism in office due to Democrat voters not voting out of spite. I own a dictionary.

[@churdle92]

Michael spouting absolute facts and that crowd wasn’t ready for it.

[@beansnrice321]

Che's on fire tonight! XD

[@moviemaniac14]

Che went full Norm MacDonald in this segment and I'm absolutely all for it.

[@cheekbonesin4532]

My favorite weekend duo ❤

[@AnEpicNguyen]

“But I’m just happy that he’s finally not sending military aid somewhere” Me: 😂 Audience: 😐(1 boo) Me: the loudest cackling I’ve ever done 🤣

[@tinay9491]

nguyen ...

[@dhalden93]

This was the best joke. Definitely didn't deserve that response.

[@lauraknight5973]

Right? Like that jokes was fucking fantastic.

[@DolphinsAreBetterThanHumans]

I Assume it was referencing the israel 26 billion aid (more like War crime/ genocide) deal ?

[@IamAwhiteMEXICAN]

@@DolphinsAreBetterThanHumansit’s also referencing the Ukrainian aid deals that have been going on since the start of the Russian invasion. personally I don’t mind sending aid to ukraine as it’s usually in the form of ammunition/missiles/vehicles that are outdated to us, and Putin cannot be allowed to take Eastern Europe under his control at least imo with regards to that conflict. Israel does not need our assistance in bombing the rubble that is now what’s left of Palestine

[@ygc9878]

Damn, Che was on fire in this one.

[@streettoughfighting]

Damn they nailed it, right gets their “news” from Tshirts…or what was written in that truck stop toilet stall. 🤣

[@frankcoverjr.-jz3ne]

“Don’t look up here, the joke is in your hand!” - Wow! I saw that 40+ years ago.😂😊

[@sailincat2822]

It appears to me right wingnuts have expanded they news outlets from reading truck stop stalls to include bumper stickers.

[@zoeledwards6617]

“Noem, seen here wearing the hair of that dog.” “Former President Donald Trump, seen here definitely not sleeping.” Just love “seen here” jokes.

[@IrishCarney]

Yeah, the Mitch McConnell ones are the best. And I like him.

[@Beth-zg6gb]

BTW, great job at the Correspondence Dinner, Colin! Fun stuff, great wind up at the ending! Nice evening for you and the president! 👍💕

[@ili626]

Sarcasm i presume?

[@roundtwo3321]

Is it awkward when you didn't vote for the guy?

[@brooke8567]

He sucked and was too slow in his delivery

[@markmac2206]

Should've had Jeselnik.

[@roundtwo3321]

@@brooke8567 Painfully slow without reason.

[@nicholasgarrick8855]

Che has a good point they dont send the police in when frat kids go crazy destroying stuff after sports games...

[@JB-lp9xr]

Actually, they immediately do in fact send the police in for that.

[@RARenfield]

They sure as hell send in the cops. I've been on the field covering a USC game for the newspaper where the LAPD on horseback formed a line in the end zone and began marching on the crowd with batons swinging.

[@roundtwo3321]

@@RARenfield Never seen it. I guess I can google it.

[@dianneadams3358]

These guys are the best! Such a relief America and Hollywood still let some people be uncensored. Humor is a life saver at times

[@IndigoMason1l1l]

One of the best weekend update teams ever!👍

[@heatherpayne1995]

At least Cricket is getting her revenge.

[@user-friendlyish]

Good job at the correspondence dinner Colin. Had me cracking up. The end of your set was very moving.

[@kinglexicon3924]

Che for the win! “What about all those cops?” 😂

[@davidlundquist1979]

What exactly did this audience think they were here to see? They clearly weren't expecting Weekend Update.

[@globdrop]

There's always people complaining about the audience... Do you guys not hear everyone cracking up in the background ?? Audio or hearing issues ?

[@davidlundquist1979]

@@globdrop No, I clearly heard the audience groaning or gasping in horror, as if none of them had ever seen this segment before.

[@leannevandekew1996]

In the cult of personality, believing in stupid things is how Trump supporters show their loyalty.

[@OSINT-MANAGEMENT]

Why did I first read that with the Discovery Channel Documentary voice?

[@agrey832]

🎯🎯🎯🎯

[@Dawn737]

Says the youtuber who has never read anything about economics in their life. How do you suggest we improve America's economy without adopting the same tariffs that EU countries have adopted, that has them now considering moving to a 4 day work week, because they can afford to? Under Biden, the American dollar has only rapidly lost value. Europeans have a saying: "Europeans work to live, but Americans live to work!" Oh, I know your answer: "What's a tariff?" Read something.

[@ozranch9479]

Knocked it out of the park again!

[@AC3handle]

Che is da bomb!

[@inscrutianaII]

I remember the first few seasons on SNL being fearless enough that I was shooed from the room. This is the assignment. Keep. Pushing. Boundaries.

[@cheriann6461]

"If you don't want college kids to freak out, stop telling them the truth." 🤣Real Talk ✊🏾

[@MrJinxandMissLucy]

Truth is, palestine started a war and is losing that war. Truth is, palestine needs to free the hostages. Truth is, these crybaby college kids dont know what they are protesting about. Truth is, Israel has every right to defend itself and to exist in peace.

[@MetalSonicReject]

@@MrJinxandMissLucyThe truth is that the Israeli government and IDF are using terrorists as a convenient excuse to commit mass genocide towards civilians. Two wrongs don’t make a right, pal.

[@mydognormrocks]

@@MrJinxandMissLucytruth is, you’re kind of the crybaby here. We just tryna laugh at Jost and Che

[@MrJinxandMissLucy]

@@mydognormrocks how is any of that being a crybaby? Its not, but you dont have a real argument other than your feelings got hurt so you spoke a bunch of nonsense. Suck it up.

[@joemillz10]

@@MrJinxandMissLucy Started a war? No, terrorist committed a terrorist attack. Stop trying to justify genocide.

[@Allen.Morrison]

That was legit good. Finally a good weekend update segment.

[@laalaa99stl]

That "free travel to NY if you disguise yourself as a migrant" is actually kind of genius.

[@janeentumbao8690]

Sad and too danged true though!😂

[@markclipsham9199]

That was how the mexicans got rides to the wedding in "Up In Smoke."

[@danaernst922]

2 subjects 1 joke

[@batgurrl]

Weekend Update remains the funniest Part of SNL. Yes starting with ‘puppy murder’ is the kind of opening line that was old school and perfect

[@iyogi2]

Thank you thank you

[@thomasglover1327]

Chin up Mike. Youre one of the GOATs! PLease never stop doing this!

[@SeanKobiSandoval]

Ya’ll nail the jokes every time!

[@wyattberthold8334]

Dude. Finally. They land a good mix of disses on both parties. Makes me actually want to watch next week.

[@pamelatimmins1055]

Che is so funny when his jokes bomb. Meanwhile Colin just keeps smiling and delivering humor with his jokes, lol.

[@joanb.]

00:58 the sneaky side eye oof

[@laalaa99stl]

"That was my best joke, Colin." You'll get 'em next time, Che! 😆

[@dangerfly]

Che's remarks are NEVER funny. How do we get him to stop?

[@dailynews5683]

@@dangerfly "Che's remarks are NEVER funny to me." Fixed that for you. 'We' all don't agree.

[@dangerfly]

@@dailynews5683 Ok, let me take a scientific survey. Nope. Everyone agrees, objectively not funny. You'll look back ten years from and cringe at the lazy fourth wall breaking. Trust me.

[@roundtwo3321]

@@dangerfly The entire Update sketch breaks the fourth wall. We trust that your critical skills are lazy.

[@kirbyeatsyou5248]

​@@dangerflyYeah ok

[@susan55bd]

Che's jokes landed for me!

[@nicholasgarrick8855]

Those colin is secretly racist jokes never miss 🤣

[@OutsiderLabs]

That's because they're true. He married a white girl, only racists do that

[@pannalev]

They fit perfectly with calling Biden a decent man 😂

[@JorgeMunozJr]

Michael Che's jokes were really good.

[@roundtwo3321]

3:33 Agreed, Che.

[@PaulaZF]

“Also known amongst horses as Squid Game!” Che, that one was on the mark, finally!

[@WillDanceAlone2U]

😂 Lately, my favorite part of SNL.

[@greent16]

Michael really did well today. Especially the bomb joke at the end

[@cranjismcbasketball2565]

The Squid Game joke at the end was awesome!

[@thehellhoundsarehere6744]

Don't worry, Che, the military aid one was lit.

[@MyBiPolarBearMax]

That “cops” joke was too fucking good and deserved bigger laughs 😂

[@JenningsFilmsinc]

Stereotypical. That's why the laughs weren't there and it completely contradicts the January 6th footage.

[@kindabluejazz]

@@JenningsFilmsinc There are plenty of cops that support Trump. I think they gravitate towards authoritarian rule. Until of course they get stuck in the gut by a sharp flagpole by someone with a MAGA hat on, then they have their 'come to Jesus' moment.

[@Lv-nq9qz]

​@@JenningsFilmsincstill plenty of cops that support him, even after January 6th

[@BobbyDigital_100]

These guys CARRY SNL right now, for years at this point 💯

[@itsjamesoh]

Che's foreign aid joke deserved way more applause

[@agrey832]

Sometimes the audience isn't that smart lmao

[@crocglox7797]

but it didn't get it

[@alphanerd7221]

Jokes shouldn't get applause.

[@NekoNebula1313]

I have rescued a ton of dogs probably more than 100 over my lifetime and I have never met an untrainable dog.

[@cz9790]

Who said, "YEAH!" in the background to dog murder?

[@callmeshaggy5166]

Probably Steve

[@chrisrj9871]

some fat karen, probably

[@davidlundquist1979]

I guess a friend of Michael Vick was in the audience.

[@charlesbynum]

That was me. I'm supportive of animal husbandry.

[@kalicat9492]

only a lowlife would say that.

[@a.r.npotential150]

Che came with “the truth hurts” comedy 😂.

[@sophiafrancis3115]

THAT WAS AMAZING MICHAEL CHE 🍉

[@millennialaviation]

That side eye from Colin at 0:59 😂😂

[@Anderson_Se7en]

“Draaaaaake!!!???” “He not a colleague, he a colonizer.”

[@BangsarRia]

Nice to see some bite in weekend update again

[@squid_fish]

KDot bodied him again

[@peachesandpoets]

He just refuses to stop. Is it gonna be an album of disses??

[@ficialintelligence1869]

Che. You are NOT bombing. You are saying the truth so brutally, people are like "whoa" instead of uncomfortably laughing. Keep it up, Che!

[@giovannachavez2644]

Favorite segment ❤

[@drewoid138]

Possibly the best weekend update all year

[@TheMamonti1]

I have a untrainable garden Noem....what should I do?

[@cherylkiley6373]

LMAO😂😂😂😂

[@rtm365bnc]

Train station

[@akashjoy4u]

Che was on fire today !!!

[@MyBiPolarBearMax]

CHE IS ON HIS SHIT TONIGHT AND I FUCKING LOVE IT

[@pixxelwizzard]

Oh man, the squid game joke got me bad. Haven't laughed that hard in a while. 🤣🤣

[@fatimamirza2100]

The fact that you can’t say why the college campuses’ protests are happening ….. But appreciate the little jibe about “not sending military aid” to “other” countries ….

[@PogosPlace]

Thanks Colin you are so right, our people have suffered long enough.

[@titusrider7948]

This is a very disturbing story. Her own words: she was training Cricket to be a bird dog! So now the young, 14 month pup is running around excited because he's getting the concept of chasing birds. So when he gets it, albeit the wrong type of bird, she decides to shoot him in the face 🤯 With numerous humane options available, she chooses to execute that beautiful dog just to make it convenient for her. This is so disgusting, I hope our countries authorities and animal rights organizations can bring justice and imprison her for this.

[@tyinva1212]

She is a white woman. She won't go to jail... Mike Vick is the only person to go to jail over a dog.

[@mickeyfinnegan7469]

I predict she will be "Hounded" at all her public appearances for the foreseeable future,rightly so.

[@nikishri]

that one joke did NOT deserve that response lol that was his best joke

[@KaleidoscopeAct]

Norm MacDonald and Jim Downey would be so proud.

[@nicid54]

Those are some of the best searing political jokes that I've ever seen written on this show.

[@UnexpectedPlay]

there are no bad dogs, just bad owners.

[@spitflamez]

These 2 guys and Kenan keep me watching SNL

[@TimothyWilson-oo5rl]

Keenan yes. The other 2 not so much.

[@Sophie-jm8ev]

Not the free travel to New York disguised as a migrant 😭