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Saturday Night Live

5 жыл бұрын

Weekend Update anchors Colin Jost and Michael Che tackle the week's biggest news, like Donald Trump Jr. getting subpoenaed.
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@yoitsjo8848
@yoitsjo8848 5 жыл бұрын
“Mitch McConnel, who always looks like he’s watching a man slowly drown.” 😂😂😂👍🏾
@sunzet4640
@sunzet4640 5 жыл бұрын
I laughed for a a minute and a half straight at that. Funniest joke I've ever heard form weekend update this year.
@Tostorito
@Tostorito 4 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣
@geraldjones8010
@geraldjones8010 4 жыл бұрын
Hahahaha watched that stoned
@thevampirecielphantomhive2342
@thevampirecielphantomhive2342 3 жыл бұрын
Or that if you scare him he'll go into his suit like a shell 🐢
@spornge
@spornge 3 жыл бұрын
Oh my God I just saw this clip and for the longest time I have been trying to think how to describe his look and that is totally it .
@zakkhetfield1963
@zakkhetfield1963 5 жыл бұрын
That Mitch McConnell "man slowly drowning" line is one of the funniest jokes told on Weekend Update, ever. Jost was on fire this week.
@stelladallasAlabama
@stelladallasAlabama 5 жыл бұрын
I laugh just thinking about mitch watching a man drowning. McConnell is spineless
@priscillajimenez27
@priscillajimenez27 5 жыл бұрын
Love to hear Colbeet say that one lol
@lsubandtrumpet2014
@lsubandtrumpet2014 5 жыл бұрын
Looks like he got no neck and his chins smiles
@chrissiek8706
@chrissiek8706 5 жыл бұрын
@@lsubandtrumpet2014you mean, neck-labia smile?
@snpandsnb1953
@snpandsnb1953 5 жыл бұрын
because its true
@beka9719
@beka9719 4 жыл бұрын
“For the Florida Panhandle, it was basically the Gettysburg Address.”I live in the panhandle, and I’m gonna be honest, he’s right.
@claytonbrown7120
@claytonbrown7120 4 жыл бұрын
😂
@ronjohnson21
@ronjohnson21 4 жыл бұрын
Lol!
@dethledr
@dethledr 3 жыл бұрын
I grew up in the Florida Panhandle, and those comments were so on point. It's called Lower Alabama for a reason.
@pisces2569
@pisces2569 3 жыл бұрын
My condolences
@iggysixx
@iggysixx Жыл бұрын
Helping you get to 666 likes ;)
@noyoutubeidontwanttotakeyo4946
@noyoutubeidontwanttotakeyo4946 5 жыл бұрын
Florida - The more north you go the more south it gets.
@KillaSin515
@KillaSin515 5 жыл бұрын
I understand that reference.
@maryanndickson107
@maryanndickson107 5 жыл бұрын
@@KillaSin515 Me too.
@ridingwithjon3048
@ridingwithjon3048 5 жыл бұрын
Lol as someone who left Jacksonville.
@CT-um7zq
@CT-um7zq 5 жыл бұрын
Well, they don't have long, the global warming they don't believe in, will take care of that peninsula.
@MadisonM1
@MadisonM1 5 жыл бұрын
Riding With Jon lol as someone who is currently leaving Jacksonville
@Jackieb741
@Jackieb741 5 жыл бұрын
“Eric got a subpoena from Detective Pikachu” oh my god 🤣
@ritwik1410
@ritwik1410 3 жыл бұрын
I didnt get this. Can someone explain and inevitably ruin the joke for me?
@fablethewolf825
@fablethewolf825 3 жыл бұрын
This version on Eric is...let’s say simple. Detective Pikachu’s sapena was so he didn’t feel left out when everyone else was getting into trouble.
@rogerwilliams4742
@rogerwilliams4742 5 жыл бұрын
That rally clip was UN-REAL. Wow..
@tejaswoman
@tejaswoman 4 жыл бұрын
Everything about this administration has been unreal. The first few weeks, it literally was not unusual for me to wake up and wonder if it had just been a nightmare. Oh, how I wish it had.
@Allagi22
@Allagi22 5 жыл бұрын
Can't be married to the ultimate bully and run an anti-bullying campaign.
@victrola2007
@victrola2007 5 жыл бұрын
Is that anything like being married to a confirmed philanderer/rapist who also lied about his acts in the White House, discrediting a child rape victim as a defence attorney, demran her spouse's victims and still have the gall to run for presidency?
@c.9231
@c.9231 5 жыл бұрын
victrola2007 - Philanderer yes; rapist NO. Stop telling stories.
@jaditelady173mary4
@jaditelady173mary4 5 жыл бұрын
@@victrola2007 The law says you have a right to an attorney. If you cannot afford one, then one will be assigned to you by the court. If you are assigned by the court to defend someone...you must to the best of your ability provide the best defense or lose your license to practice law. Hillary was assigned the child rapist case by the court. She asked to be removed from it, but was denied by the presiding judge. There are many cases that attorneys don't want to be put in the position to defend. But unfortunately there are a shortage of attorneys that work for legal aid..it doesn't pay squat and the resources to hire professionals to assist in your case is not there either. All you have to do is pull the court records to see this information to get a full understanding of why she had to defend this person. She was told to do it and she did her job. I just wish people would do some research before forming an opinion on something that's been repeated to reflect badly on anyone...And just watching Fox News is not research. Every city, state, etc have public records that can be assessed either in person or by going to their local or state government web sites. The federal government provides all kinds of information on the web these days. There is no excuse in not being able to find information that is backed up by reputable sources. Any reputable media outlet will provides sources of information to substantiate fact from fiction. The problem is people are too lazy to look something up themselves and will just believe any lie or statement made if they think it benefits them. And will continue to do so until it's too late.
@jaditelady173mary4
@jaditelady173mary4 5 жыл бұрын
@E. L. Hicks I think Victrola2007 was talking about Clinton and some of the others were referring to TRUMP. Unless Clinton has been married more than one time that I know of.
@c.9231
@c.9231 5 жыл бұрын
Gilda Provenzano - What are you talking about? I despise Trump. Victrola2007 was trying to deflect attention away from Trump's shortcomings by trying to put attention on someone else instead. Oldest, and most obvious, trick in the book. I clarified that Clinton may have cheated, but he wasn't a rapist. Regardless, it doesn't change Trump's culpability for his many lies and wrongdoings.
@valenciadale3506
@valenciadale3506 5 жыл бұрын
Michael Che was getting emotional. He’s such a proud father 😂.
@brandonhunter3166
@brandonhunter3166 5 жыл бұрын
“Mitch McConnell, who always looks like he’s watching a man slowly drown” 😂😂😂😭😭😭
@oggearhound2242
@oggearhound2242 5 жыл бұрын
His wife is the daughter of a CCP shipbuilding tycoon (tankers, freighters) worth mega-billions and sponsored by the ^^
@FUB654
@FUB654 5 жыл бұрын
Sheldon from Family Guy
@AmyBlackRoseCena
@AmyBlackRoseCena 5 жыл бұрын
Eric being served by Detective Pikachu lmao.
@Randy-ry9ss
@Randy-ry9ss 5 жыл бұрын
PIKA PIKA.
@tretre3892
@tretre3892 5 жыл бұрын
😆😆😆😆
@alejandravelez9971
@alejandravelez9971 5 жыл бұрын
😂🤣😂🤣
@Chunkboi
@Chunkboi 5 жыл бұрын
...As Deadpool.
@keithcollier1457
@keithcollier1457 5 жыл бұрын
Fox and Friends couldn't even look into the camera--lying through their teeth.
@alexyandfriends
@alexyandfriends 5 жыл бұрын
“Most black players didn’t show up in protest” Said trump: “Perfect!” 😂😂 MAN I LOVE SNL
@ZandeKongo
@ZandeKongo 5 жыл бұрын
"And so he didn't feel left out, Eric got a subpoena from Detective Pikachu". 😅😂
@TheFallenTM
@TheFallenTM 5 жыл бұрын
That Mitch McConnell line was Gold Edit: Thxs for the likes.
@chrissiek8706
@chrissiek8706 5 жыл бұрын
Nah, if McTurtle would be watching man drowning, he had that creepy smile on
@beckyguelette5114
@beckyguelette5114 5 жыл бұрын
C,mon Kentucky, is this really who you are?
@chrissiek8706
@chrissiek8706 5 жыл бұрын
@@beckyguelette5114 significant enough part to elect and re-elect such people like McConnell...
@dogsforever5707
@dogsforever5707 5 жыл бұрын
I have to keep rewatching when Colin says "I love you guys in the pan handle y'all are murdering snake freaks" because for since reason his voice just keeps cracking me up
@danandam7100
@danandam7100 5 жыл бұрын
"hello, Kook Squad??" 😂😂😂
@jfcha744
@jfcha744 5 жыл бұрын
This weeks jokes were 🔥🔥🔥 R Kelly babysitting 🤣 🤣
@paulford9120
@paulford9120 5 жыл бұрын
Some of the Trumpettes comments here are just too funny. They're SO desperate to avoid the facts. 🤣
@jerrycraig6522
@jerrycraig6522 5 жыл бұрын
The fact is he talks about it when it was happening and on the first episode of the apprentice, it's not new news morons get your facts straight, stop listening to propaganda!!! Was funny
@Aitcheoz
@Aitcheoz 5 жыл бұрын
You're the one crying about the most minor of descent in your circle jerk SNL hug box 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@Aitcheoz
@Aitcheoz 5 жыл бұрын
@John3:16 Pitbull You watch msnbc and SNL, your opinion is invalid - brainwashed sheepy.
@gildaprovenzano2787
@gildaprovenzano2787 5 жыл бұрын
Paul Ford I know.Crying trumpflakes all over!!!
@gildaprovenzano2787
@gildaprovenzano2787 5 жыл бұрын
Aitcheoz LOL!!!!! CONSERVATIVES go after you morons.And those news sites do notclie like Fux News.I should know.I watched Fux for 5 years.And they only ones who had pussy grabbers and wife beaters.SAID BY CONSERVATIVE WOMEN. Fux knew for DECADES.
@BenjHouston
@BenjHouston 5 жыл бұрын
“Come on blonde lady..” lol
@lindamoize6959
@lindamoize6959 4 жыл бұрын
Did this president ever do his job or just continue to hold rallies just to boost his own ego
@ronjohnson21
@ronjohnson21 4 жыл бұрын
SAD!
@bridgetwhyte7803
@bridgetwhyte7803 4 жыл бұрын
I love that you say did in the past tense. It gives me hope.
@Sami19837
@Sami19837 4 жыл бұрын
Bridget Whyte -Yeah you posted a month ago...it is worse. Now he’s actually killing people holding back masks from governors unless they show him respect. His ego is causing death.
@blueseruser
@blueseruser 4 жыл бұрын
Egotistical mother,,.....ing bastard!!! The USA. Deserves better! History and the rest of his pathetic life will not be kind to him and the dastardly Republicans who saved his sorry ass from being removed.....,,!
@thevampirecielphantomhive2342
@thevampirecielphantomhive2342 3 жыл бұрын
No...no he doesn't...always remember this is what happens when you elect a rich trustfund baby as president
@beastemeauxde7029
@beastemeauxde7029 5 жыл бұрын
Wow. Couldn't avoid the most obvious tell. Touched the face so hard she blocked her words.
@Leonaza7
@Leonaza7 5 жыл бұрын
Trump - “So always keep your eyes open, be careful and let law enforcement know when you see a kook.” Colin - “Hello, kook squad?” 🤣🤣🤣
@AdolfoCardoza777
@AdolfoCardoza777 5 жыл бұрын
Democrats Empire want illegal immigrants as slave
@AdolfoCardoza777
@AdolfoCardoza777 5 жыл бұрын
CNN = Fake News
@RoseNoho
@RoseNoho 5 жыл бұрын
That was painfully funny.
@NicoleKe
@NicoleKe 5 жыл бұрын
Adolfo Cardoza Shut your face lil boy.
@oggearhound2242
@oggearhound2242 5 жыл бұрын
kzbin.info/www/bejne/nGSze3lmjqpgrpY
@DaMaLoJo
@DaMaLoJo 3 жыл бұрын
I'm dying to know what Colin was hiding under the desk just before they went live
@phriedokra6158
@phriedokra6158 2 жыл бұрын
He was getting an oral hug ?
@stevenej9894
@stevenej9894 3 жыл бұрын
"Stop re-litigating the election". Great advice, Mitch!
@missg.5940
@missg.5940 3 жыл бұрын
And...in 2020/21. Hmmmmmmm
@lorrie2878
@lorrie2878 5 жыл бұрын
"Made in America" tags made in China, now, that's funny!
@abram730
@abram730 5 жыл бұрын
American flags are made in China.
@lucienberl
@lucienberl 5 жыл бұрын
Ya cause your brain washed to think we r not good enough.
@elywinn9675
@elywinn9675 5 жыл бұрын
Lorrie when the 1930’s?
@Jonnyc448
@Jonnyc448 5 жыл бұрын
@joe s Wow, typical leftists who says they hate America, but their able to say they hate America because they live in America. To put it in words you’ll understand, check your American privilege!
@gildaprovenzano2787
@gildaprovenzano2787 5 жыл бұрын
I Think My Dog Is a Cat The only traitors are trumptards.TRUMPISM IS A MENTAL DISORDER.Put up by lifelong CONSERVATIVE vet.Calls you traitors and pussies.
@Leonaza7
@Leonaza7 5 жыл бұрын
There is no "Be Best" campaign. We know it and Melania knows it. Lol
@NicholasLittlejohn
@NicholasLittlejohn 5 жыл бұрын
It's said Melania is paid a million a month to escort Trump.
@oggearhound2242
@oggearhound2242 5 жыл бұрын
You're correct! Just Be You! ~:-¤
@TheEnigmaticDeenTruth
@TheEnigmaticDeenTruth 5 жыл бұрын
I've seen 3 different Be Best events....
@dafttool
@dafttool 5 жыл бұрын
The Don of Truth Seekers...and it’s been a year That sounds about right.
@carltonwomble9038
@carltonwomble9038 5 жыл бұрын
Ikr?
@komalkhan3695
@komalkhan3695 5 жыл бұрын
Bruh snl and late show hosts b keeping me alive for the past few years 😅
@michaelpondo6324
@michaelpondo6324 5 жыл бұрын
What the fuck do. Is he talking about. He s brain damaged for sure. His he ll get us into a wsr and deny doing it. If he carried about america he d resign now and dis appear out of public site and continue to do his immoral illegal activities.
@KillaSin515
@KillaSin515 5 жыл бұрын
Yeah the Florida Panhandle is basically Alabama. I get it. lol
@valenciadale3506
@valenciadale3506 5 жыл бұрын
Alabama: also set to make mother’s day MANDATORY.
@zootymczoot9134
@zootymczoot9134 5 жыл бұрын
🙌🏽
@Leonaza7
@Leonaza7 5 жыл бұрын
“Well guys, it turns out that Donald Trump may not be the financial genius that no one ever really thought he was”. 😜😂🤣🤣
@matimi0sbackflip455
@matimi0sbackflip455 5 жыл бұрын
Unemployment below 3% ...
@breakingames7772
@breakingames7772 5 жыл бұрын
You guys treat American people like retarded, racist sexist, idiots, he said he lost billions in the first episode of the apprentice! And his book! Please Keep up the Stalinistic socialist attitude it's getting him re-elected
@TheGuerillapatriot
@TheGuerillapatriot 5 жыл бұрын
Trump wrote about all of this, it's called The Art Of The Comeback. Hello?
@Spectre11B
@Spectre11B 5 жыл бұрын
@@matimi0sbackflip455 Unemployment is 3.8%... It was 4.7 when Obama left office. and was 7.8% when he took office. You do the math....
@choochdrews
@choochdrews 5 жыл бұрын
@@Spectre11B Stop using logic these people have no use for reasoning.
@BuildingCenter
@BuildingCenter 5 жыл бұрын
They opened up giggling. Lead story was just too audacious for Colin and Michael. I understand, fellas. I understand.
@alternativefacts3050
@alternativefacts3050 5 жыл бұрын
@Tim Mill Clarification: Are we complaining about people laughing on a comedy show?
@roccaflocca4312
@roccaflocca4312 5 жыл бұрын
They weren't quite ready for their shot, that's why they were laughing.
@jongottem9601
@jongottem9601 5 жыл бұрын
no whats stupid is trump wrote a book about his loses,this news is decades old lmao hell he even said it during the opening on the show Apprentice.hahahah Its sad the false narratives and lies people believe.
@roccaflocca4312
@roccaflocca4312 5 жыл бұрын
@@jongottem9601 ... Like the one where Trump pretends to be a successful businessman?
@ledagra5266
@ledagra5266 5 жыл бұрын
@@roccaflocca4312 #gottem
@hobbicles28
@hobbicles28 5 жыл бұрын
“Humor is the shock absorber of life; it helps us take the blows.” (Peggy Noonan, “What I Saw at the Revolution,” 1990)
@gnlilu6972
@gnlilu6972 5 жыл бұрын
My daughter spoke complete sentences that made sense at 1 year. 🤦🏻‍♀️
@cassidyclay463
@cassidyclay463 4 жыл бұрын
no she didn't? kids don't do that at one year
@breadsrights6824
@breadsrights6824 4 жыл бұрын
Cassidy Bell if u knew the joke
@jonathansauceda589
@jonathansauceda589 4 жыл бұрын
No u
@jonathansauceda589
@jonathansauceda589 4 жыл бұрын
@jcriesforanhour I am very sorry for what I said but so should you considering your stupid sewing playlist
@Rssul
@Rssul 3 жыл бұрын
I bet trump took him 7years.
@rineetajose7518
@rineetajose7518 5 жыл бұрын
Literally kept refreshing to see Weekend Update!!!
@aaronpartin1512
@aaronpartin1512 5 жыл бұрын
She was checking to see if her nose grew. Lol!
@jonesq63
@jonesq63 3 жыл бұрын
The boys came out swinging on this one. They were brutal. Brutally funny. Colin was taking no prisoners.
@ZandeKongo
@ZandeKongo 5 жыл бұрын
"Senate Leader, Mitch McConnell, who always looks like he's watching man slowly drown". 😭🤣
@kingofarkansas2710
@kingofarkansas2710 5 жыл бұрын
0:25 Seriously why does Trump look like Count Dracula in the picture
@MetteC5
@MetteC5 5 жыл бұрын
Because he sucks ... life out of people
@sstaners1234
@sstaners1234 4 жыл бұрын
Did he really just say to ‘let law enforcement know when you see a kook’? 😳😳😳
@melanieclark2668
@melanieclark2668 4 жыл бұрын
He did indeed. But for the last two-plus years countless people have been reporting a kook in the White House and law enforcement hasn't done shit about it.
@TheOriginalFrankMatthews
@TheOriginalFrankMatthews 5 жыл бұрын
Never thought I would want Bush back.
@Aitcheoz
@Aitcheoz 5 жыл бұрын
Of course a libcuck who subscribes to identity politics would want his globalist back.
@gildaprovenzano2787
@gildaprovenzano2787 5 жыл бұрын
Aitcheoz LOL!!!!! Traitor trumptards are too funny!!!
@I_Have_The_Most_Japanese_Music
@I_Have_The_Most_Japanese_Music 5 жыл бұрын
Trump makes Nixon look like an honorable man. Tell me I'm wrong.
@gildaprovenzano2787
@gildaprovenzano2787 5 жыл бұрын
KEEP CALM and PLAY SOCCER IN YOUR PAJAMAS Nope. You are not wrong.
@robinvolpi
@robinvolpi 5 жыл бұрын
Bullsheit
@melme33
@melme33 5 жыл бұрын
I wonder how much he made off of that book he didn't write? 😂
@danielbaig
@danielbaig 5 жыл бұрын
Mel F A hell of a lot, actually, sadly. It sold a massive number of copies, and was on the [er, "failing"] New York Times bestseller lists for ages. It was probably one of his very, very few legitimate successes, no doubt in large part due to the fact that he didn't write it.
@Matt-fl8uy
@Matt-fl8uy 5 жыл бұрын
@@danielbaig But he reported losses for the 4 years that followed it, so he still lost more in other endeavors than he made with that crappy book.
@danielbaig
@danielbaig 5 жыл бұрын
@@Matt-fl8uy Good point!
@danielbaig
@danielbaig 5 жыл бұрын
You know, I always want to give the benefit of the doubt to Trump supporters, but, as a comment posted just above demonstrates, it's hard to do that when they actually think they're being clever(?) or something by making incredibly juvenile homophobic, sexist, racist, etc. "jokes". I guess it makes them feel good? Because such, er, arguments?, certainly aren't exactly, uh, "persuasive" to anybody who's not at their same sub-sophomoric level.
@Matt-fl8uy
@Matt-fl8uy 5 жыл бұрын
@Dale Anderson You're just upset that donny needed to use ghost writers for all of his books. When you read his Twitter feed, it becomes obvious why. Also, fun jab at the homophobia, but your kind are dying out. In 30 years, history won't be kind to you.
@alisaoliver1969
@alisaoliver1969 5 жыл бұрын
It's amazing that they laughed when this opened. This is just too ridiculous!! You can't make this stuff up!!😝
@Jaywalk-uq6wy
@Jaywalk-uq6wy 3 жыл бұрын
“Gettysburg Address” 😅😂🤣😅😂🤣
@cookie9655
@cookie9655 5 жыл бұрын
The wypepo laughing and clapping in the background at a man screaming "SHOOT EM!!" as a solution to the imagination conversation made me so sick lol idk why I was even surprised
@c.9231
@c.9231 5 жыл бұрын
crushpetals - IKR?! And he smiles at them instead of setting them straight.
@OffbeatWorlds
@OffbeatWorlds 5 жыл бұрын
"And just to give you an idea of how bad it was, it lasted 33 years less than Spirit." 😂😂😂
@Jaywalk-uq6wy
@Jaywalk-uq6wy 4 жыл бұрын
“Florida Panhandle........Gettysburg Address” 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😜
@pica8039
@pica8039 5 жыл бұрын
Colin and Michael, YOU ARE DA BOMBS!!!! Thanks for your show!!!! Keep it up!!!!
@trcy1977
@trcy1977 5 жыл бұрын
They are sexual predators. Stink bombs.
@jenniferhodges7281
@jenniferhodges7281 5 жыл бұрын
what do you mean they are sexual predators?
@trcy1977
@trcy1977 5 жыл бұрын
@@jenniferhodges7281 History! DNA doesn't change. Persians are boy/girl lovers.
@jenniferhodges7281
@jenniferhodges7281 5 жыл бұрын
the Persians thing that might be true,but colin and michael aren't Persians
@darksungate
@darksungate 3 жыл бұрын
I like how Trump hosted SNL and yet they still insult him whenever they say his name
@englishhomework8330
@englishhomework8330 5 жыл бұрын
"watching a man drown" mhm he's watching the country drown
@benzaiten933
@benzaiten933 5 жыл бұрын
when Faux News is more SNL than SNL.
@andrewwilliams5635
@andrewwilliams5635 5 жыл бұрын
Fox
@coreyfrasnelly7364
@coreyfrasnelly7364 5 жыл бұрын
The number 1 news network
@jensen1901
@jensen1901 5 жыл бұрын
@@coreyfrasnelly7364 number one for idiots who like liars and chicks in short skirts.
@Aitcheoz
@Aitcheoz 5 жыл бұрын
@@jensen1901 Yes because CNN, MSNBC etc are so much better. You people that point out shitty Fox are the funniest of all. Shows exactly how behind the times you are.
@jensen1901
@jensen1901 5 жыл бұрын
@@Aitcheoz CNN sucks ass but MSNBC has a lot of quality shows and they deal in facts, with actual reporters frequently on the network. Can't say the same for Fox, who have literal clowns on all the time to spew absolute nonsense.
@liammiller2139
@liammiller2139 2 жыл бұрын
McConnell saying Demos should "Stop Re-litigating the election" Is so funny and ironic in 2021
@leslieday17
@leslieday17 5 жыл бұрын
"Kook Squad" - YES
@bigtaz504
@bigtaz504 5 жыл бұрын
They are killing it on weekend update
@catalinacurio
@catalinacurio 5 жыл бұрын
Maybe trump spent the billion on replacing lost golf balls with the one up his sleeve. 🏌️‍♂️
@amelias8236
@amelias8236 5 жыл бұрын
1:46 AHHHHHHHH HAHAHAHA I love it...that is now one of my all time favorite lines ever. Colin was on fire today
@Jonnyc448
@Jonnyc448 5 жыл бұрын
He wrote an entire book about losing money in the 90s, this is public knowledge!
@tomitstube
@tomitstube 5 жыл бұрын
"senator mitch mcconnell, who always looks like he's watching a man slowly drown". well he did call himself the "grim reaper" for universal health care and global warming legislation.
@ericl9738
@ericl9738 4 жыл бұрын
3:58 that kid in the front looks so lost 😂
@phunchurchgirl
@phunchurchgirl 5 жыл бұрын
I miss that one week where SNL uploaded the Weekend Update clips in order
@Mr_DPZ
@Mr_DPZ 5 жыл бұрын
This is the most SNL has made me laugh... ever.
@paulford9120
@paulford9120 5 жыл бұрын
Sometimes it's easy - report on anything the pres says! 🤣
@shauniebnaturalista6672
@shauniebnaturalista6672 5 жыл бұрын
President Broke-ahontas. Just what we thought.
@melme33
@melme33 5 жыл бұрын
I wish I could thumbs up that more than once. Dems need you for their campaign solely to make up nicknames. Someone hire this person immediately! 😂
@oggearhound2242
@oggearhound2242 5 жыл бұрын
TRUMP 2024 for President of The Moon!
@abi7183
@abi7183 5 жыл бұрын
Mel F Swiped from Bill Maher’s opening monologue on Friday! Lol 😂
@apriljk6557
@apriljk6557 5 жыл бұрын
See, lefists can be racist too. Good job to you and Bill Maher for pointing that out!
@apriljk6557
@apriljk6557 5 жыл бұрын
@Jennifer Erickson I'm pretty sure you don't know what a liberal is and I'd bet trump's negative billions you're a racist yourself.
@roccaflocca4312
@roccaflocca4312 5 жыл бұрын
Donald Trump claiming to be a billionaire is like KFC claiming the Double Down is the world's healthiest sandwich.
@oggearhound2242
@oggearhound2242 5 жыл бұрын
your highschool teacher called and said, "..you can do better than that." now go smoke another bowl and forget i was here.
@terencetaylor6880
@terencetaylor6880 5 жыл бұрын
He is actually a billionaire....
@roccaflocca4312
@roccaflocca4312 5 жыл бұрын
@@terencetaylor6880 Prove it. He won't. Most of his assets are real estate and his personal valuation of those properties, not the actual value.
@cleverusernamenexttime2779
@cleverusernamenexttime2779 3 жыл бұрын
That talking into the hand joke is the gift that keeps on giving
@yankeeladee02
@yankeeladee02 5 жыл бұрын
“Hello, Kook Squad 📞” 😂
@lindaleelaw5277
@lindaleelaw5277 5 жыл бұрын
Hey Mitch, " It ain't over 'til it's over" - Yogi Berra
@jesse_cole
@jesse_cole 5 жыл бұрын
But how can he _not_ be a billionaire? His coat is also a CAPE! Only RICH people wear stuff like that!!
@BenGrem917
@BenGrem917 5 жыл бұрын
90% Appearances, 7% Lies, 2% Assets from Daddy, 1% Self-earned Wealth
@Joby1980
@Joby1980 5 жыл бұрын
He looks like a super hero. “Captain Baby Carrot”
@judithmorneau6203
@judithmorneau6203 5 жыл бұрын
Wears cape thinks he looks slimmer.Fat & bloated more like it...
@terrikukla5017
@terrikukla5017 5 жыл бұрын
@@BenGrem917 fake university,slum lord, fake books, stealing from charities, money from Russia.
@helenpatterson3858
@helenpatterson3858 5 жыл бұрын
@@judithmorneau6203 OMG, I know. There's a teacher at my grandchildren's Jr High school that wears the same type coat, complete with the long red tie. I had to bite my tongue when I picked up the 7th &8th graders to keep from saying "Now all he needs is a hair weave to cover his balding head."
@ASLUHLUHCE
@ASLUHLUHCE 5 жыл бұрын
He's only rich because of his father. Look into it.
@gildaprovenzano2787
@gildaprovenzano2787 5 жыл бұрын
Anonymous That has been established as FACT.Except for trumptards.
@raptorm8242
@raptorm8242 4 жыл бұрын
His father wasn’t 3 billion rich. More like 300 million, which was divided amongst his siblings. Trump has obviously had more successes than losses or he would have blown his inheritance. I know it’s “fun” to pick on him but let’s think logically for a moment here.
@ASLUHLUHCE
@ASLUHLUHCE 4 жыл бұрын
@@raptorm8242 kzbin.info/www/bejne/iX-ainmtaNWEgas
@Stamprisk21
@Stamprisk21 4 жыл бұрын
Jost?
@darksungate
@darksungate 3 жыл бұрын
Anonymous, so you believe everything you see on KZbin? Also, when you study arguments, study both sides
@catfishmudflap
@catfishmudflap 5 жыл бұрын
This was the most hilarious episode Weekend Update...
@DavidJ222
@DavidJ222 5 жыл бұрын
People in insane asylums look at clips of Trump's deranged and incoherent ramblings at his rallies and think to themselves " wow....I could be president too."
@chadnuts
@chadnuts 5 жыл бұрын
People see that Obama could be president, now they think racism still holds people down.
@ryanlawrence2225
@ryanlawrence2225 5 жыл бұрын
You could make Obama look like an idiot if you cut up his videos too, but you don't really have to cut up his videos to make him look like an idiot.
@charlescruz2180
@charlescruz2180 5 жыл бұрын
Ryan Lawrence. You are whats called in the Con game as "A MARK".
@gopstench1883
@gopstench1883 5 жыл бұрын
Not to mention, how many of them in asylums are smarter than Trump !
@gopstench1883
@gopstench1883 5 жыл бұрын
@@ryanlawrence2225 Lol The only ones who make Trump look like an idiot is him and his supporters.
@theolamp5312
@theolamp5312 5 жыл бұрын
Forrest Gump was better at business than DJT.
@SLPMEX
@SLPMEX 5 жыл бұрын
Absofknlubtly yes,,he invested in some fruit,great business guy
@theolamp5312
@theolamp5312 5 жыл бұрын
@Jose Osomia - And, Forrest invested in shrimp. But, Trump hates being associated with small things.
@Drwhy-wr4kc
@Drwhy-wr4kc 4 жыл бұрын
Or Steve Harvey writing a book on relationships.
@samira7164
@samira7164 5 жыл бұрын
lmao Jost looked like he was about to fall out of his chair at the beginning lmao
@sennicgs
@sennicgs 5 жыл бұрын
They didn’t joke abt Trump tie Ivanka shoes MAGA hats all made in China.... but love Che’s personal take on that
@zizinnnn
@zizinnnn 5 жыл бұрын
like anyone believes he actually wrote anything
@oggearhound2242
@oggearhound2242 5 жыл бұрын
(:-þ) kzbin.info/www/bejne/nGSze3lmjqpgrpY
@philphillips1810
@philphillips1810 5 жыл бұрын
Well, truthfully, he "wrote" quite a few bad checks when he was stiffing workers. 😂😂
@zizinnnn
@zizinnnn 5 жыл бұрын
signing his EKG name doesn't count
@c.9231
@c.9231 5 жыл бұрын
You're right. He hired someone to write it for him. If he were as smart as he says he is, he'd never open his mouth unless it was to read someone else's words. But alas, the man's a freakin idiot.
@aherrodlhs
@aherrodlhs 5 жыл бұрын
The weekend update is my favorite segment
@blankspace6799
@blankspace6799 5 жыл бұрын
Y did his rally in Florida look like he was in front of a green screen
@johnhorter1859
@johnhorter1859 5 жыл бұрын
I'm hoping that there are fewer trumptards nowadays that they can't surround by 360 degrees, requiring camera trickery. The images appear to be genuinely timed though because the admirer in blue cheers to the infantile "edge edge" chant synchronously with the Orange.
@tobydion3009
@tobydion3009 5 жыл бұрын
If only someone loved Trump enough to get him the help he needs since it's clear that he lost his mind a long time ago.
@NicholasLittlejohn
@NicholasLittlejohn 5 жыл бұрын
Anyone loves Trump? lolol
@WilliamBruhhh
@WilliamBruhhh 5 жыл бұрын
Nicholas Littlejohn I love him. He’s a great prez.
@ISOCZAR
@ISOCZAR 5 жыл бұрын
You might want to stop getting your news from a comedy sketch show and do some research
@peackpr9
@peackpr9 5 жыл бұрын
@@ISOCZAR Why? Did the comedy sketch show lie like the president does?
@TriniLush7
@TriniLush7 5 жыл бұрын
David Alves research what? We watched a clip of him ACTUALLY speaking... kudos on your love for the king of delusion 🤦🏿‍♀️
@dillon8188
@dillon8188 5 жыл бұрын
Cory booker looks like a goofy version of Keagan Michael Key
@nope_no_nunya.
@nope_no_nunya. 5 жыл бұрын
😂Now I can't unsee it.
@sarar3385
@sarar3385 5 жыл бұрын
I’m sure this parody may happen for the 2020 election parodies
@TriniLush7
@TriniLush7 5 жыл бұрын
Jodie Banks the fact you think communism is cool is laughable... probably up to the point where it effects you, will you see how idiotic you were and probably still will be 🤦🏿‍♀️
@aaronmaberry4815
@aaronmaberry4815 5 жыл бұрын
Mixed with van disel
@raptorm8242
@raptorm8242 5 жыл бұрын
Donny Ray Who cares leave him alone you fucking bomosexual
@derickspawn6706
@derickspawn6706 3 жыл бұрын
Best one yet!!🤣🤣💯
@lopiklop
@lopiklop Жыл бұрын
That "Made in USA" tags are made in China joke was hilarious. That should be a satire headline.
@Leonaza7
@Leonaza7 5 жыл бұрын
“Now, I love that during that period when he was losing a billion dollars he had the audacity to write a book about how great he was at business” 🤦🏽‍♀️
@AdolfoCardoza777
@AdolfoCardoza777 5 жыл бұрын
Democrats Empire want illegal immigrants as slave
@AdolfoCardoza777
@AdolfoCardoza777 5 жыл бұрын
CNN = Fake News
@HappyBlanabaPlant
@HappyBlanabaPlant 5 жыл бұрын
Adolfo Cardoza you misspelled Fox
@AdolfoCardoza777
@AdolfoCardoza777 5 жыл бұрын
@@HappyBlanabaPlant I'm sorry that you can't read and don't understand stand English
@BigBadJerryRogers
@BigBadJerryRogers 5 жыл бұрын
"The Art of The Deal" ….."I leveraged my last name to companies who had ideas and they actually made some money off of it to help me out of bankruptcy." This guy is now the president. So embarrassing.
@LemonadepieX
@LemonadepieX 5 жыл бұрын
We’ve basically elected Bernie Madoff as President.
@ISOCZAR
@ISOCZAR 5 жыл бұрын
That makes no sense , stop getting your news from a comedy sketch show and do some research
@LemonadepieX
@LemonadepieX 5 жыл бұрын
David Alves you’re right, it doesn’t. Bernie Madoff knew how to do his job. And are you triggered that a comedy show is mocking the utter failure that is your orange Jesus?
@kensmusic13
@kensmusic13 5 жыл бұрын
Unfortunately, it appears you are correct.
@heidithaw1072
@heidithaw1072 5 жыл бұрын
Except Bernie was smarter.
@mauriciovaladez8104
@mauriciovaladez8104 5 жыл бұрын
Worst president EVER !
@KathySexton-dl2sx
@KathySexton-dl2sx 5 жыл бұрын
Im originally from the Florida panhandle and your right it was the Gettysburg address! LMAO. We have some backwoods people in our neck of the woods. LMAO Kook Squad
@jonathansauceda589
@jonathansauceda589 4 жыл бұрын
Watching weekend update is always giving me recent news
@antoniocaceres7029
@antoniocaceres7029 5 жыл бұрын
When Colin jumped to get in his seat in time -- I felt that.
@funnymime123
@funnymime123 5 жыл бұрын
Pretty sure he dropped his pencil just before they went live and he had to reach down to yoink it back up. It might be the most athletic thing I've ever seen
@rickfrye9525
@rickfrye9525 5 жыл бұрын
I'm watching this from the Panhandle, he's right...
@elichiamoore5634
@elichiamoore5634 5 жыл бұрын
You guys are funny I laughed and laughed!!
@saraups
@saraups 4 жыл бұрын
When he said in a basket with strong rivers I was like MOSES?
@mulvaney6067
@mulvaney6067 3 жыл бұрын
this aged so well
@xy6845
@xy6845 5 жыл бұрын
Thank you SNL for existing.
@facecandystudio
@facecandystudio 5 жыл бұрын
If it wasn't for SNL we'd all be drunk and high, and curled up in the fetal position in pool of tears since November 2016
@kathytripp8617
@kathytripp8617 4 жыл бұрын
Great job you guys, I love it!!!! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@frankieocnarf536
@frankieocnarf536 5 жыл бұрын
3:20 that man is standing in front of a greenscreen. He thought I wouldn’t notice but I did.
@rhoc1472
@rhoc1472 5 жыл бұрын
Reasons I moved from the panhandle- just wrap that speech up with a confederate flag🤦🏼‍♀️🤦🏼‍♀️🤦🏼‍♀️🤦🏼‍♀️
@vintagegal7376
@vintagegal7376 5 жыл бұрын
These 2 are the best hosts of this show ever.
@rachelleyers8475
@rachelleyers8475 5 жыл бұрын
so glad the crowd responded well to the whole weekend update
@lamontebenberry498
@lamontebenberry498 4 жыл бұрын
R. Kelly writing a book on babysitting, absolutely hilarious 😂
@BarbieCatt
@BarbieCatt 5 жыл бұрын
Hey law enforcement... I see a kook ! (Go get Trump)
@NKrypt
@NKrypt 5 жыл бұрын
I’m in high school and I don’t think I have ever even heard of Melania’s anti-bullying campaign until now
@Blackporto47
@Blackporto47 5 жыл бұрын
Probably because u are a bully
@Chunkboi
@Chunkboi 5 жыл бұрын
Her campaign is co-opted by her husband, President 💩. It’s now basically saying that bullies may torment anyone they like, and that any attempt to bring them to justice is criminal.
@helenlowe8445
@helenlowe8445 5 жыл бұрын
Not come on BLONDE LADY😂...I CAN'T WITH SATURDAY NIGHT LIVE 😅
@tripjet999
@tripjet999 5 жыл бұрын
@2:52 - "Separetely"? LOL.
@c.9231
@c.9231 5 жыл бұрын
Che's right then, the tag must have been made in China.
@Annie-zd6rn
@Annie-zd6rn 5 жыл бұрын
Trump was told how to pronounce Pete's name because he knew to well how to break it up into syllables.
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