10 Great Jokes That Guarantee Laughs!

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Here are the top 10 jokes sent into our podcast! A new podcast episode is out every week too so please send in your jokes.
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[@LadyKoolio]

Godey's face while trying to figure out "42" should be framed 🤣

[@WeGotTheChocolates]

That is such a good idea!

[@bleak.turtle]

@@WeGotTheChocolates framed but also put on a Christmas card with a superimposed santa hat

[@steiner554]

Here is one from the Netherlands translated for you. A farmer got as a birthday gift a flight in a two seater stunt airplane. Once they were in the air the pilote did a looping and the farmer said: yeah I expected that. The pilot did another looping and the farmer then said: I didn't expect that! On the ground the pilot asked the farmer what he was talking about with the expect that, didn't expect that. The farmer answered: I expected to crap my pants, I didn't expect it to run down my neck.

[@phnelson033]

Unexpected item in the bagging area is far & away the best phoned-in joke of the series. Such a god-tier contribution🤘

[@THjelm]

Please explain! I didn't get it. (English isn't my first language, so I suppose it's an expression or something that I'm not aware of.)

[@TAINE1]

Should get a compilation of just Mick laughing

[@turtlesoul]

And another of Gode's painful disappointments 😅😂😂

[@WeGotTheChocolates]

Hahaha okay people have asked for this so much! It’s coming 😂

[@Pedigru]

@@WeGotTheChocolates It will be too long. He laughs out loud many times in every episode. Although, a 3 hour video of just Mickus busting up would be hilarious.

[@thelegopotter]

@@WeGotTheChocolates Now, we got the chocolate!

[@jubbjubbs4]

Thats basically what the whole show is!

[@pitbullpoker42]

Two nuns were riding their bikes on the back streets of Rome. First nun says “I’ve never come this way before.” The second nun said “It must be the cobblestones.”

[@waynecarter2169]

Gode's face on the race car joke was brilliant, looked like he genuinely wanted to hurt someone for that joke 😆😆😆

[@actua99]

Normally it's Mickus losing it that makes a joke, but Gode's look of genuine annoyance really drives home that joke :P

[@Killermike2178]

A father buys a lie detector robot that slaps people when they lie. He decides to test it out at dinner one night. The father asks his son what he did that afternoon. The son says, "I did some schoolwork." The robot slaps the son. The son says, "Ok, Ok. I was at a friend's house watching movies." Dad asks, "What movie did you watch?" Son says, "Toy Story." The robot slaps the son. Son says, "Ok, Ok, we were watching porn." Dad says, "What? At your age I didn't even know what porn was." The robot slaps the father. Mom laughs and says, "Well, he certainly is your son." The robot slaps the mother.

[@steiner554]

Hahahahahahahaha good one!

[@ChrisMartin-pu6cv]

💀

[@HG-1318]

After a long day of work, I tucked in myself for the night. Nothing else to be said, just a blanket statement.

[@gryffinsdad1428]

That #1 joke! Gold! 🤣You guys are always entertaining!

[@WeGotTheChocolates]

It was elite hey!

[@bleak.turtle]

Listen i gotta say all the giggles from the guys are the best but at one point the ABSOLUTE look of sheer delight on Leigh's face at a punch line was simply gold and worth every second. You boys (and girls) have definitely gotten me through some seriously rough times, honestly i say this from the bottom of my heart, thank you SO MUCH. Never change, always giggle. Its the best.

[@WeGotTheChocolates]

You're the best! Thank you so much for the comment, you've made our day. We are so glad we can help with the laughs. ♥️

[@erichusmann5145]

For that 42 joke... Any Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy fans out there will go "Oh, the answer to the ultimate question of life, the universe, and everything". INSTANTLY. Careful which friend groups you tell that one to, it may backfire!

[@GoranKucar]

That shark joke got me 🤣

[@WeGotTheChocolates]

Ridiculously good, haha!

[@mattmatt920]

Remeber all of these and they still bring tears to my eyes, not just the jokes but all the lads reactions are just top tier

[@genoc.1905]

Nun joke is a keeper

[@phnelson033]

The naan joke, however, not so much.

[@WeGotTheChocolates]

We put the Naan joke in purely for the puns after. 😂

[@RealAndySkibba]

Going to steal all of these and impress my friends.

[@WeGotTheChocolates]

You certainly will impress them.

[@WIZARDTOWER1337]

Hahaha that last guy sounds exactly like Fred Dibnah! What a legend

[@MorganBird]

"that's really tickling me, and not in a good way" really sent me for some reason

[@WeGotTheChocolates]

Hahaha such a random sentence 😂

[@joelzand3594]

Im definitely using the self check out again!!! So that’s how you pick up girls!!! 😂😂😂😂

[@stevengraham5454]

I went to a south Korean restaurant. The meatballs were the dog's bollocks.

[@Totto87]

Love seeing new videos from you guys! My fav aussies by far! :D

[@organist1982]

Definitely better than what YeahMad has become!

[@Osama_2307]

Its always the aussies 😂

[@johnrowland3105]

Awesome.

[@mariakelleybianchi]

Thanks y'all for the laughs

[@manunithianantha4659]

Oh YES PLEASE!

[@poon4all]

Holy shit crazy timing😂 love you guys

[@WeGotTheChocolates]

First in, best dressed.

[@turtlesoul]

The brother starting off with asking off with skin how's ya knob

[@WeGotTheChocolates]

Too good 😂

[@bloodknotharper2534]

Comedy Gold 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@stevenbaker107]

I love you all. How are you all doing? Virtual hugs to you all

[@jeremygray6066]

ABSOLUTELY THE BEST!!!!!!!!

[@WeGotTheChocolates]

Loved them hey 😂

[@bevstarrunner9472]

Now you tell one, Skin

[@WeGotTheChocolates]

We will be waiting a while…

[@Ibby.M.I.786]

10, 5, and 2 🤣

[@Killermike2178]

Why couldn't the lifeguard save the drowning hippie? Because he was too far out, man!

[@Linusgump]

The BDSM joke is one I’d heard before, but it too funny not to laugh at. 😂

[@Lukecaseyshaw]

Good gear

[@Howiehamster]

How do you confuse an archaeologist? Give him a tampon and ask him what period it came from?

[@WeGotTheChocolates]

Bang now that is good gear!

[@oliverik9182]

where are the ant jokes? i was waiting for those 🤣🤣🤣

[@miljoy91]

Blind man a deserved #1 🏆

[@WeGotTheChocolates]

It really did!

[@J.L.Media.]

Absolutely.

[@Harry_Gersack]

Absolutely golden 😂👌

[@Jim_86]

What did they call the Terminator when he retired? The Exterminator. What do you call a pig that practice Karate? A pork chop. What did Sushi A say to Sushi B? Wasabi.

[@suedenim1142]

What’s the difference between a fridge and a bum?? The fridge doesn’t fart when you pull the meat out!😮😂

[@Killermike2178]

How many optometrists does it take to change a lightbulb? 1...or 2. 1...or 2.

[@arkadybron1994]

I hate to tell you guys, but I used to do the race car gag when I was at school. (I'm 67).🤣

[@WeGotTheChocolates]

Haha! One of the great jokes!

[@cathallynch8269]

Anyone in Britain watching might recognise number one as a joke at the end of Vicar of Dibley. Dawn French had excellent delivery and chemistry with Emma Chambers.

[@Norton1531]

Call me a wanker if you want, but I don’t get it………. 🤷🏾‍♂️

[@JodyHwd]

Guarantee Laughs

[@WeGotTheChocolates]

Certainly when we listened to them at least 😂

[@J.L.Media.]

So pleased you had the nun joke at number 1. I have told this at work several times. Definitely the best joke.

[@davybass9]

What is their podcast called?

[@WeGotTheChocolates]

We Got The Chocolates legend

[@1979Beyond]

as much as i have pondered, i seriously dont get the "girlfriend at the till " joke

[@willythemailboy2]

A couple is sometimes referred to as "an item", as in "Bob and Janet have been an item since June." Then connect that with the annoying "unexpected item in the bagging area" message from self-checkout machines when the weight of the item you just scanned doesn't match the weight the item is supposed to be.

[@andrewhayes5353]

Who was first? You guys or Yeahmad?

[@WeGotTheChocolates]

We’ve never had a running race but in terms of channels… we were ?

[@Brahd79]

No fat on those jokes

[@robert-trading-as-Bob69]

Why doesn't Tonga do a haka? Well, they tried, but made too much of a Tongan dance about it...

[@LiamBriggs18]

That's very niche 😂

[@robert-trading-as-Bob69]

@@LiamBriggs18 Yeah, I made too much of a song and dance about it... Story of my life, really.

[@jaysonschuldt4428]

is that a Mr Beast t-shirt

[@StudioMargalima]

Guaranleigh laughs

[@footballfraud23]

soo good (unlike mikus's jokes)

[@triggermortis8252]

I don't know about that - "A PDF File" always cracks me up.

[@BitsBytesBobs]

The only one that is remotely funny is the last one. The others are very lame. Can't quite understand the hysterics, untill i realised they are just barely adults and still have playground humour.

[@johnpaulnoone3071]

Poor.

[@red2lucas]

Millennials 😒

[@WeGotTheChocolates]

I frikkin a few people that called in would have been Gen X 😂

[@kevinheffernan7105]

crap jokes

[@gagfails4985]

None of these jokes are funny 😮

[@WeGotTheChocolates]

Hahahaha incorrect

[@darrenwarby32]

Maybe it's because "you" don't have a sense of humour????

[@carlos-fv1rc]

Bunch of people laughing at jokes that aren’t funny at all

[@WeGotTheChocolates]

Hahaha they probably thought they were funny 😂

[@thatoneasshat]

I still dont get 42 😅

[@ExileOnDaytonStreet]

Exactly

[@apexprey7891]

It's the answer to everything.

[@phenomelon]

The joke is that if you get confused you are a casual wanker. There, I ruined it

[@LiamBriggs18]

It's intentionally confusing, the punchline is that the person hearing the joke is the casual wanker.

[@simsimme1799]

u must be the casual wanker