Can We Make These Players Laugh?

Part thee of our Don't Laugh Challenge battle against ‪@GoldCoastFC‬. There are a heap of new jokes you haven't heard before in here. The game was played in great spirits, the scoring may have been slightly generous but there are plenty of laughs which is what we strive for!
Let us know what you think 🙌
Drop your best joke in the comments because we will do a video reacting to those ones!
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[@OveToranger]

5:02 Missed a golden opportunity to say "Don't worry, I BET I can WIN her back" 🤗

[@michaelbraun4304]

As a German this is literally the best way to learn English language.

[@2005Colly]

It isn't really English though

[@rockdahaus]

Also ich fand englische Serien/Filme die ich schon kannte, nochmal in OV sehen recht hilfreich. 🤷‍♂️

[@donsimon3919]

Can relate

[@WastedTalent83]

99% of the people i've met around the world, doesn't have such a strong accent and you can actually understand them..

[@ianmackinlay8925]

And this quality passes as humour in Germany too… win/win

[@raddinox2707]

Michael trying to read jokes has to be the best thing on KZbin, makes the joke even better when he fails to keep a straight face :D

[@jasonwoods5326]

Dad jokes, truly an art form of spoken English. I always look forward to your dad joke competitions. Nearly all make sense to this American.

[@EvilTwin559]

To be a dad joke it has to be apparent.

[@WeGotTheChocolates]

That is simply wonderful to read thanks mate!

[@alexanderulbricht8676]

Same here - greetings from Germany 😉

[@randomrouting]

You cold ? Go stand in the corner, its 90 degrees!

[@dailygratitude9466]

Y’all are so good. Amazing you can make corny jokes so damn funny and put smiles on our faces. Truly thank you! The power of laughter is the best medicine.

[@WeGotTheChocolates]

Thank you so much! Couldn’t agree more 😁

[@wardwilson3216]

Thanks loads for these, they make my day. Keep em coming

[@solarjudgement4575]

I immediately got the one about the guitars 😆 that was a great joke!

[@emanymton5789]

What has 4 legs, one arm and is damn proud of it? A Pitbull on a playground

[@karsten3931]

These videos always make my day better, guaranteed laughing for 9 minutes

[@WeGotTheChocolates]

So pleased to hear hey!

[@tcmatias]

The dog joke was GOLD!

[@perfectcutvideos110]

I didn't get it😢

[@tores1892]

It was actually 💩 and ancient 🙄

[@nicbajitogaming8947]

@@perfectcutvideos110 "It was a Shih Tzu/ Shit zoo"

[@Naangeorge]

I am not getting enough of Michael…..want more😂

[@SharriffRahman6b6b]

That's because he's the most humble one there, not that the others are arrogant

[@Naangeorge]

@@SharriffRahman6b6b totally agree with you

[@judahwessel4155]

I literally just binged all your dad jokes videos and now I see you uploaded 2 minutes ago. It's my lucky day!

[@WeGotTheChocolates]

Hahah gosh that is good to hear!

[@garethhewlett3736]

There's a man waiting at a bus stop he has 3 heads no arms and 1 leg, the bus pulls up and the driver says "hello hello hello, you look armless, hop in "

[@greenb5716]

😂😂😂 Two blondes walk into a building, you think one of them would have seen it.

[@jenniferxkeyes6679]

Great fun and the laughs were a bonus 😁 thanks

[@divarachelenvy]

bloody loved it... keep em coming lol

[@WeGotTheChocolates]

Thanks legend!

[@DevilboyScooby]

How do you turn a duck into a soul singer? Stick it in the oven until its Bill Withers

[@ninja_tony]

Holy crap lol

[@RGOWAL]

Gotta say, one of the best ones so far. Please keep on with the pirate jokes

[@WeGotTheChocolates]

You are the best!

[@jamesestelle7260]

A pirate with hearing problems was asked where his Buccaneer was..... He said under my bucking hat. Arrrrg matey.

[@joellahrman4557]

Why do pirates bury their treasure under 18 inches of sand? Because booty is only shin deep.

[@AutomaticDuck300]

How much does a pirate pay for earrings? A buck an ear

[@StudioMargalima]

I love the dad jokes episodes so much! Really entertaining and relaxing. Actually, i return many times to all episodes

[@brianm8972]

Damn actually the eight pirates thing is my favorite joke I need to write the joke in my journal.

[@cameronbuck5089]

8:12 People when they try Dr. Pepper's bottle

[@jesterman0488]

These are so wholesome keep it up!!!

[@Randanalama]

When the police were told there’s a hole in the nudist colony fence they said they would look into it.

[@EvilTwin559]

That's a good way to lose an eye.

[@WeGotTheChocolates]

Hahahaha yes that's great gear

[@behemitch8287]

Great one again. Last one was really funny, caught me off guard!

[@ChrisGeorgePaul]

Jarrod and Wil are the Pirate Bros.

[@WeGotTheChocolates]

They love them 😂

[@Cptyash]

I still don't understand how their points system work

[@southpete84]

Mickus trying so hard not to laugh is comedy gold

[@warren52nz]

Very PUNishing... OK, here's one I wrote: I wrote a song about intimacy with a crowbar. It's called *_"50 Ways to Love Your Lever."_*

[@jeramy576]

Mickers hold it together my son hahahhaha

[@WeGotTheChocolates]

He just can’t do it 😂

[@kurotoruk]

THIS. IS WHAT I NEEDED RIGHT NOW. BEST.

[@WeGotTheChocolates]

Wonderful to hear legend!

[@Kevin-7877]

Was doing well until the Dr.pepper joke. That finished me! Love the content keep them coming!

[@reznovvazileski3193]

Well yea, that one finished Dr. Pepper as well.

[@raginis2610]

Oh my god that's incredible 😭

[@paulmichaelfreedman8334]

I used to be a fan, but after this video I'm a whole air conditioner.

[@WeGotTheChocolates]

Hahaha gosh I love to hear that

[@paulmichaelfreedman8334]

@@WeGotTheChocolates Whhhhrrrrrrrrrrr

[@debajyotisg]

Michus loosing it everytime gives me life.

[@luk1_285]

How did Tutankhamun attract the ladies? With his Pharaohmones!!!

[@svetoslavkrastev228]

3:50 - I like that one a lot - sooooo savage 👌👌👍👍😂😂🤣🤣😂😂🤣🤣😂😂

[@onur6020]

I'm still lauging at the shih tzu joke, tears coming down.

[@mr.bouncealot9047]

For Leigh, Have you heard about the dyslexic devil worshipper? Sold his soul to Santa...

[@WeGotTheChocolates]

Hahahah absolutely perfect 😂

[@continentalrcinglg]

Eloise's grin at 8:01 is so friggin' adorable.

[@Weltrat]

the last one was awesome :D ty

[@Michaelthekiwi]

Knock knock Who's there? The interrupting cow The inter- MOOOOOO! Knock knock Who's there? The Interrupting Sloth The Interrupting Sloth who? ... ... ... ... HAAAAAAA!

[@armagch68]

Daisy and Michael just so cute when they are losing it

[@CeKyPuTo]

What do women and planes have in common? They both have a cockpit

[@vivekyadav]

for me it was the 8 Pirates one 🤣

[@warren52nz]

The punch line @ 6:50 is supposed to be *_"He was a LITTLE moron."_* And @7:25 it should be *_"R of course but they still have a love for the C."_*

[@brandotex]

Loved the dog joke. Come on Michael get it together

[@WeGotTheChocolates]

Haha he is terrible 😂

[@brandotex]

@@WeGotTheChocolates I mean seriously, laughs before every joke!

[@cegda5886]

I have a fear of elevators. I'm taking steps to get over it.

[@XiagraBalls]

If all Australian deliveries are gonna be this bad this summer, England will win the Ashes.

[@mmj7700]

I had to give up sunbathing... Took too long for the soap to rinse off.

[@taitelliott]

unreal stuff

[@xafar67]

Shih Tzu, one of the funniest things I have heard

[@garrykennedy5484]

One of the few things that the more they lose, the more you laugh and it's OK!

[@emkosarchie]

finally guys!!!

[@lavatr8322]

I love Players and Sportsmen-women, They're always Fresh and Sporty ie. they're always cheerful. and then there are IT guys / indoor job workers they're dull and unenergetic moral is go outside and do some physical activity

[@danwybrow7226]

The Dr Pepper joke 😂😳😂

[@aaronaudioguy]

OOh, Dr. Pepper. I couldn't make out the "DR" part. Still funny.

[@yorickdebauche5830]

The guitar joke really struck with me.

[@lewwilkinson1550]

Q: What's the difference between a joke and a fart? A: A joke is a shift of wit!

[@Sticky_Tea]

Guitar joke 👍🏻

[@nuclearnadal7993]

When you do weed before cracking a joke

[@jdhollis5524]

Charlie is the most awesome person I've ever seen!!

[@richardweighill8556]

How do you sell a pig to a deaf farmer? Lean in a little and yell “YOU WANNA BUY A PIG????”

[@markryall6790]

My father when I was 10 or 12 (OMG 55 Years Ago) when I left with my friends would say Buffalo, finally after several times my friends asked what is wrong with your Dad, I said Buffalo - Bison (By Son) same thing, I am so proud of my Dad sense of humour, you guys are awesome.

[@prakwillem]

Cause they arrr! 😅

[@EvilTwin559]

Does an old dad joke become a grandpa joke?

[@WeGotTheChocolates]

Yes haha

[@hydrosonic]

that was awesome. Gold

[@WeGotTheChocolates]

Unreal thank you!

[@matttonkin7649]

What’s better then a Paralympic gold medal…walking

[@johnrowland3105]

Seriously ? 🤔 8 Pirates ? 🤣

[@WeGotTheChocolates]

Hahaha I know I know

[@nimz8521]

Don't you hate it when a song by the Cranberries get's stuck in your head, in your HEEEEAAAAADDD

[@Josh-li8nv]

lol i hope she changed her Cell password 2456 isnt very secure, also you just posted it to youtube . @1:33

[@whetstonemistery]

Went to a friend's farm and found him dancing naked in front of his farm machinery. He told me his wife and him weren't getting on so they went to a therapist and he told him to do something sexy to attract her.

[@reznovvazileski3193]

Where do donkeys get their furniture? IK-IIIAAAAHHHH

[@michaelbates7344]

Charlie has the fucking cutest smile ❤

[@balazsbozsik416]

What felt the greatest pain during this recording? The mic wires against the table

[@Evorkahn]

my dog used to chase people on bike alot, i got so bad i had to take his bake away

[@drewtaylorjr7145]

Another good one. I went dancing with my girlfriend the other day. She has a prosthetic leg. I spun her and she got taller.

[@snibdogg5057]

And it's shit zoo for the win!

[@Andy_M986]

Why did the Chicken,click on the power point? To get to the other slide.

[@drewtaylorjr7145]

What's the hardest part about eating vegetable? Getting her out the wheelchair.

[@oConshien]

kills me

[@WeGotTheChocolates]

I think that’s good right?

[@oConshien]

@@WeGotTheChocolates can confirm. I wasn't specifically referring to an allergy to chocolates 🍫 rather, dying of laughter

[@WeGotTheChocolates]

@@oConshien hahaha that’s far better news 😂

[@stupidas9466]

What's the difference between a normal joke and a dad joke? Normal jokes don't go out for a pack of cigarettes and never come back.

[@jmorrin32]

I lost my wife in a card game, it wasn't easy, I had to fold with a straight flush

[@joellahrman4557]

I thought a guy with no shins is called Neil?

[@ItsMeSnakes]

Not sure rowelly got a single joke

[@WeGotTheChocolates]

Very convinced you are right 😂

[@07PaulyShore07]

What do you get when you cross goat DNA with human DNA? You get kicked out of the petting zoo.

[@akwa2273]

The gambling one could've been phrased more ambiguously. I lost my wife due to my gambling addiction, don't worry I'll eventually win her back.

[@siirarubu5722]

I lost my wife due to my gambling addiction, I bet I'll win her back.

[@robertbrockwitz3888]

Your Honor, I don't understand what the problem is. She was 10 and we were 10.

[@drewtaylorjr7145]

Also another dad joke. How do You get a one arm pole lock out of a tree. You wave at them

[@bracket0398]

Pete and Repeat were on a boat, Pete fell off who was left?

[@gihan9319]

"I love melons so much..." Everyone; 👀 👀 👀

[@verslalchimie5824]

I have to write the good ones down, because if I don't, I'll only remember the really bad ones

[@kens32052]

What do you call James Bond when he's taking a bath?..............Bubble 0 7.

[@theldshow8311]

Chef bass is making a new custard he asked what should be name it I said BASSTURD

[@HanMoP]

What do we eat in opia? We eat nam.

[@garthmccarthy4911]

was fun but you guys need so fresh material

[@WeGotTheChocolates]

What would you suggest?

[@garthmccarthy4911]

@@WeGotTheChocolates I was thinking maybe get everyone to wright a few of their own dad jokes,to make it a bit easier you can get inspiration from existing joke but you must make it your own, I love the format of the video, so obviously you would have to try to make your opponent laugh. or through all the jokes into a hat and pull them at random. Just a thought.

[@bryank4020]

These are the 3 signs of laziness 1. .....

[@WeGotTheChocolates]

HHahaha perfect 😂

[@hybridikalajupiterista4295]

The real reason for dad jokes? Middle-aged mens are moving to the gray area

[@donniearmstrong8390]

why are pirates normally seen as the bad guy - because they RRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

[@AdnanSalim7]

What was the one with the eight parts

[@sourabhmayekar3354]

Lovely

[@drewtaylorjr7145]

I have a dad joke if you guys would like to use it. What's the last thing that runs through a bug's mind before you hit your windshield. his ass? Lol Hope you guys are able to use it. I get everybody with it.

[@rikvik29]

Two fish in a tank, one says to the other, do you know how to drive this?