Dad Jokes Showdown! Can You Keep a Straight Face?"

DON'T LAUGH CHALLENGE
** The Stadium was empty 😂
A little while ago we recorded a don't laugh challenge with the Gold Coast Suns AFL Team (check out those videos on our channel if you haven't already). Well after they had to go get back to their actual jobs of training and such, we had a few more jokes left in the tank so hung around to see if we could make each other laugh.
Dave The Brit Who Knows Jack Shit is often referred to as the editor/producer on our podcast, but this day was his debut in front of the camera. Rochelle, or the girl Leigh has been getting to know for over a year now, may also seem like a new face.
Hope you enjoy let us know what you think or if you've got any special requests in the comments below!
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[@utilitarian]

That kidney bean joke was fire 😂

[@WeGotTheChocolates]

That got us 😂

[@aslanpatience8278]

I'd say it was straight gas 🫘⛽😂

[@Joogaberry]

Rochelles laugh is way underrated. She is like the opposite of Jana. We need an hour long episode of those two in the mix.

[@ryanklotz309]

Jana just seems so unimpressed with the boys. I feel bad most for Matt. He has to see that look of desertification every day.💍 lol. I love you guys :-)

[@pauldncn1]

Elouise gets the best joke That autopsy one is a killer 🤣🤣 Dead good actually xx

[@rickgodkin]

Did you know William Shatner had a failed line of women's underwear? In hindsight, he shouldn't have called it Shatner Panties.

[@erictaylor5462]

As an amputee, if I do something stupid, I like to say, "I'm not a complete idiot. There is a part of me missing."

[@danwybrow7226]

Eloise’s face after the kidney bean joke 😂

[@danlee5926]

Why don’t blind people skydive? Because it scares the shit out of their dogs.

[@ryanklotz309]

😂I love that one!

[@matthewbrummer8691]

I've heard having a baby is more painful than being kicked in the balls, but I've never heard anyone say "I think I'll be kicked in the balls again".

[@phnelson033]

Gotta love Leigh's little George Jefferson strut he does after nailing the golfer's pants joke prior to the punchline. 😄

[@PixelBaller]

When you’re sitting here both entertained and wishing you had friends as down to earth and funny as them.

[@johnrowland3105]

I love the Try not to laughs. Awesome.

[@fulltrucker]

I’ve always heard it as “What’s the difference between a chickpea and a garbanzo bean?” which elevates the funny a bit on account of they’re two names for the same thing.

[@WeGotTheChocolates]

I would have no idea what a Garbanzo bean is. I’m obviously an uncultured swine 😂

[@ImTheDudeMan471]

​@@WeGotTheChocolatesHey, don't go all garbanzo on that joke mate..

[@justleavemealone]

Followed by: I wouldn't pay $50 to have a garbanzo bean on my face. I'm a big fan of this joke.

[@phnelson033]

@@justleavemealone Bingo. Or slightly modified: "I've never paid $50 to have..." Implying it's already a thing you do kinda ups the 'potency' IMHO.

[@jeremymitchell5178]

I wish it would never end.. I could watch this stuff all day.

[@WeGotTheChocolates]

Hahaha well we will Organise more for you 😂

[@denisedann9761]

Yes , spread this..laugh joy happy . .

[@WeGotTheChocolates]

@@denisedann9761 thank you Denise and the nephew!

[@aslanpatience8278]

Agreed. Such a vibe

[@leonidasspyropoulos849]

You all are so funny and good looking. Awesome couples and friends.

[@WeGotTheChocolates]

Thank you so much !! That’s awesome to hear

[@evilchicken17]

I love you guys. Could be the liquor talking, but could be the terrible/great jokes.

[@briancasey600]

I truly love watching you all tell these jokes and laugh at them. It makes my day! Where was Janna? When are u guys coming to Florida? We can do a match up then.

[@ravenchunter]

I have never been this disappointed with the quality and the delivery of the jokes. There were too many Mikes today.

[@Killermike2178]

What goes "Clip clop BANG BANG! Clip clop BANG BANG!" Amish drive-by.

[@irshadahmed3355]

You guys are so much fun!

[@denisedann9761]

That twas fn hilarious 😅❤❤ cheers x thanks

[@onlykuopo]

Michael is my spirit animal 😂

[@RealAndySkibba]

These are my favorite videos from you all

[@WeGotTheChocolates]

Appreciate that Andy! They are great fun

[@dizachster3]

That bike is awesome. Single speeds are my favorite

[@ryanramdhanie8523]

Love the vids and podcasts boys. Listening in all the way from Trinidad. Brian Lara is called the ‘Prince of Port-of-Spain’. Where ya from Skin? 😂

[@michaelrue1400]

I heard it as "Technically, Moses was the first person to use a tablet to download information from the cloud!"

[@nathanielrose274]

That lip wookie is effing majestic.

[@tunptl18]

That Whitney Houston joke was top tier 😂

[@phnelson033]

Not sure why but every time I hear that joke, I always wanna tell the joke teller to please dial it back a notch...or 12.

[@carlandersson6140]

Love it. I sent an email with some good jokes. Hopefully you can get them into a video in the near future.

[@JosephMullin]

How do you make a dead baby float? Two scoops of ice cream and a scoop of dead baby

[@EvilTwin559]

I got a poodle for my wife. I think it was a good trade.

[@jericosha2842]

Thanks for making KZbin great again

[@goodtim3s394]

As usual Skin with the rogue jokes hehehe :D

[@Micka8405]

I didn't know what chickpea is, so it took me a minute to understand the joke. Even if you don't have to what it is 😂

[@dilligaff1979]

Moses was the first person to download off of the cloud.

[@android12921]

Eloise' has the best smile. Closer up shots capture everyone's expressions better. That's one distinguishing feature of your videos.

[@adsy6819]

Chickpea joke is one of my go-tos

[@edgarpryor3233]

I kept watching everyone pull the mic cords back out of the gap.

[@ryanklotz309]

Hey, credit to Weez though, for not taking "40 secs" this go around, to get the kidney bean joke. 😄 I watch a lot of your videos. 😄Cheers!

[@WeGotTheChocolates]

She was right on it this time!

[@Joogaberry]

The first crack at the Ctrl + c joke was on point. Your audience was off.

[@WeGotTheChocolates]

They gave me nothing 😂

[@Joogaberry]

They need to make a Dr's appointment to have their funny bones checked 🤣🤣

[@WeGotTheChocolates]

@@Joogaberry completely agree 😂

[@continentalrcinglg]

Yay, more Eloise! *emoji with heart eyes goes here*

[@WeGotTheChocolates]

Hahaha Skin agrees 😂

[@phnelson033]

The bucket-kicking joke was top notch 👍

[@colephares4973]

I've always heard it as the difference between a chickpea and a garbanzo bean

[@haddenindustries2922]

8.53min 🤣🤣🤣 we guys really do think the same

[@lacklechris]

The procrastination joke could have just ended there, the second part wasn't necessary 😂

[@Gromst3rr]

Funny 😂

[@echorhys1685]

Whys is the reverse cowgirl illegal in Alabama? Because you cant turn your back on family

[@universexplorer3665]

3:27 in some sense it is a different kind of hole in the shoe, if the shoe could be stretched that hole would disappear (unlike the handle on a mug or a hole in the doughnut)

[@WeGotTheChocolates]

That’s quite fair actually 😂 quite well thought out

[@noelthorley3248]

You know what always catches my eye? Short people with umbrellas! I've always wondered how a woman would react when she first sees me naked, would she screem and run out of the park!

[@malcolmrowe9003]

Is that second one a Gary Delaney. The first one sounds like Tim Vine.

[@noelthorley3248]

@@malcolmrowe9003 Not sure, I've heard them and repeated them for years.

[@miggygallano2857]

Love the moses and red kidney bean joke

[@WeGotTheChocolates]

Hahaha us too 😂

[@zasta7]

I'm not a native English speaker. Can you tell me the punchline of that joke? Couldn't understand.

[@WeGotTheChocolates]

@@zasta7 I’ve never had a red kidney bean on my face? Implying he has had a chickpea on his face

[@zasta7]

​@@WeGotTheChocolates Hahaha...that's a good one. Finally Eloise's "that's disgusting" makes sense now. Thank you so much. You guys are the best jokes tellers because of two reasons, great jokes and a small friendly atmosphere. Please never stop.

[@joshuablanshard]

Trust Lethal to prevent a lady from finishing..

[@WeGotTheChocolates]

Hahahahah 😂😂 great skill

[@BenjayTay]

I just imagine hanging out with them and constantly accidentally saying stuff that's ambigious, everyone starts laughing and me not getting that I made joke (like when Eloise said: "I saw that was a long one").

[@divarachelenvy]

kidney bean lmfao

[@sourabhmayekar3354]

Hilarious

[@michaeldeeny8559]

Looks like Dave does know some stuff

[@keithruss1925]

3:04 the answer should have been the red kidney bean has a less of a salty flavor

[@pabsOC]

More of Eloise 😍 😅😅

[@richardcarbone7075]

Good jokes Good people

[@WeGotTheChocolates]

Thanks Rich!! Your first wish

[@richardcarbone7075]

@We Got The Chocolates and yet I'm as poor as the blind guy who didn't see the well

[@frederickwood9116]

How do you get 4 elephants in a blue mini? - 2 in the front and 2 in the back. How do you know if there has been an elephant in the fridge? - footprints in the butter How do you know if there has been two elephants in the fridge? - two sets of footprints in the butter. How do you know if there have been 3 elephants in the fridge? - 3 sets odd footprints in the butter. How do you know if there have been 4 elephants in the fridge? - there is a blue mini parked outside.

[@tweetybunny1831]

Why does the golfer wear 2 pairs of underpants, coz he keeps knocking the balls out 😂

[@gullepomp]

Wait he wasn’t talking about baby chickens.

[@sdavey10]

Is Eloise really so cute and innocent???

[@erictaylor5462]

2:25 I just told this joke to my dad, who is name Michael, and he thought it was funny.

[@dubeyansh]

Captions mate!

[@shaurryabaheti]

what came first? The chicken or the egg? Neither of them did :)

[@yourmum9704]

Michael GOAT

[@FirstLast-mw4zw]

Love the packed staduim

[@rickgodkin]

What did Kermit The Frog say when Jim Henson died? Nothing

[@abk5931]

Can someone explain the red kidney bean joke to me please?

[@PitaPaka91]

"Chick pea" sounds like "chick pee". Chick as in girl. "I had a girl pee on my face".

[@graemeporter]

What's the difference between pea soup and roast chicken? Anyone can roast a chicken.

[@TheDarylSharp]

I did wonder how a Brit had invaded the show.

[@amaccama3267]

This is why you shouldn't day drink 😅😅😅

[@WeGotTheChocolates]

Hahaha that’s fair 😂

[@maciejpobudkiewicz]

Actually I'd say that's exactly the reason why You should! :)

[@gohancain]

Is it me or does Eloise kinda look like Emily Blunt. Also where is the reaction video of the Prince Albert?

[@MrISabier]

I tried my best to figure out the red kidney bean joke but I concede defeat. Someone please explain.

[@jaggsy420]

Chickpea sounds like chick pee. His basically saying that he let a chick (women) pee (urinate) on his face.

[@ChidiyaSethi]

I have never had a Red kidney bean on my face 😂😂😂 (Which essentially means he has had a Chick (girl) Pee (not Pea) on his face ) Do u get it now?

[@MrISabier]

Goddammit, so obvious! Thanks mate.

[@mykiaddo6063]

Butchered that chickpea joke 😂

[@TheBoogerJames]

Some of these just need better setups. For example, the Moses one should start something like "Who was the first computer progammer?" or something like that to help foreshadow the pun. Puns work by subverting expectations, so you need to set the expectation first before delivering the punchline.

[@ICEcxb4494]

Joke: What is 6.9? Answer: A good thing ruined by a period.

[@blacksheep6683]

(5:12) #PureBreadDog 💰💰💰

[@lilz5684]

Help! I don't get the doctor's appointment joke😢

[@yashbajoria7868]

He didn’t need 10 appointments just 1

[@mikaelcykelstall2373]

I need subtitles...

[@Piffsnow]

Can anyone explain to me the doctor joke at the begining ? (English is obviously not my mother tongue) Thanks :)

[@Micka8405]

I think it's "what about 10 tomorrow" and he doesn't need that many appointments, just 1

[@theldshow8311]

I m single but when I have a free time it’s gets doubled 😊

[@berninator9790]

so i got to be honest, i still dont get the chickpea joke. of course i know, its a vedgetable, but that cant be it right? there must be a second meaning for it over there in aussie land, right? pls, explain

[@leftblank131]

8:17 But, oddly, not the first person to CTRL-P

[@theldshow8311]

What’s the first song that Jesus sang ? I wanna love ya and treat u right Bob Marley

[@johnfumaster]

how did the playground joke even get you guys laughing to much? Did I miss something?

[@PitaPaka91]

It's a play on the joke "Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side."

[@KristianaCembre]

Are the brothers dating sisters? Cause Eloise and Rochelle look so alike.

[@WeGotTheChocolates]

Hahaha no 😂 everyone thinks that though

[@andrenel5256]

Is Michael really tall or Leigh really short? Or a bit of both? 🤔

[@fellyf89]

Weeze has the best reactions

[@WeGotTheChocolates]

She really does 😂

[@TrzaGoesHard]

My favorite joke follows the americn law of bigamy. Please ask. There is no fat. Every word means something.

[@mikeadams2351]

love the jokes, at least the ones where I can understand what's being said? horrible audio.

[@andidubya3840]

medical joke My career as a freelance gynaecologist was over. It was time to hang up the gloves

[@erikscoins]

Im not english, please set subtitle :)

[@jaybee1962]

Please stop lauging before you finish saying the punchline. I like you guys and girls a lot, I enjoy your jokes immensely. But often you start laughing before you finish and for a person out of Amsterdam (The Netherlands) Aussie english is quite difficult ☹️😂😂

[@WeGotTheChocolates]

That is fair HahHa . Apologies!!

[@ThijsBaltes]

procrastination joke would have been better if there was no punchline, and he just left them waiting

[@jacobbpitt]

Teepee?

[@iamaduckquack]

As a duck please don't feed is bread. It's really bad for us. Thank you.

[@matthiasbohm9069]

Why can't depressed people hang up shelves? Because they can't take care of themshelves.

[@PapaBear143]

Here’s a hint: when you giggle so much that the audience can’t hear the punch line, then just stop

[@christophera2606]

What do you call a gender neutral person that's lactose intolerant? A non buy-dairy. Greetings from Sweden!

[@shanehanson6013]

You need subtitles. Half the punch lines get drowned out by others saying stuff or laughing. All the stuff your were cracking up about in between jokes was entirely indiscernible. I tried the closed caption and that is just a mess.

[@beowulfthedane]

IMO to truly get a winner you must instead find the most deadpan person you can find. Someone with no sense of humor. Perhaps a lawyer or a Judge or a Karen.

[@bens_deutschkurs]

It's not a don't laugh challenge anymore... They laugh at every joke and don't try to contain themselves.. 😒