Weird Advice Pregnant Couples Get

[@angelagrant2179]

"You'll poke the baby right in the face, and then, for the rest of their life, they'll have a fear of penises." That cashier so funny

[@disobedientavacodo2508]

lmao 😂👌

[@Jane_is_Mighty]

I finally figured out why I'm scared of dicks😮

[@veryfactual2270]

"Theyll steal the babys breath!!"

[@philtrash2890]

Angela Grant that explains why im a lesbian

[@redrogue2715]

Im gay, so I must of liked it...

[@Kanigye1]

I lost it at "where did you get cake"

[@macygarafola2736]

Same😂😂

[@RowanSEllis]

NoJams_94 Me too!! 😂😂😂

[@andelreyes1041]

ARMY 🙋

[@jane977]

Too

[@loganscchaos_]

NoJams_94 me too!

[@4rtsyval]

"This one came out lookin like a Wookie, grrr" OMG XDXDXXDXD

[@4rtsyval]

Lookin'*

[@sarahclark6376]

Same with my daughter. I always said she looked exactly like a "moncheechee" really, exactly like one!

[@rivetingeel2389]

XD

[@katiefletcher5749]

+Sarah Clark My daughter was born with hairy ears and shoulders. Do I shave it?!

[@carleyjenner298]

+Katie Fletcher No never shave a kids hair on the baby

[@dianesmith7504]

My umbilical cord was wrapped around my neck. IM ALIVE

[@ellieminas1080]

OMG SAME

[@Hhjjjhhjkdbjj]

+xcakescoverx same. I tried to hang myself so my mom had to get a C-section

[@analogstic1972]

Same here bruh. I also like wrapping things around my neck for some reason, my parents and I think it's because it reminds me of when I was born. XD

[@matzhowie12]

Same lol my mom said my face was purple lol

[@why.do.I.even.try.]

same.Last minute saved.

[@BethiBEAR]

Lol I'm pregnant right now and I have never seen anything more accurate lmao.

[@dapotato1617]

LW4.0 // just push when the doc or nurse says too-

[@dapotato1617]

LW4.0 // oml- how old are you? Shouldn’t your parents tell u this stuff?

[@dapotato1617]

LW4.0 // im close to your age- .-.

[@ebni896]

Aww hope your baby has/had a wonderful 4th birthday

[@Maya-nk1rh]

Now you have a 4 year old child

[@jrosarioz]

The part where the hairdresser asked her if she had an egg to do "voodoo", and if it was a real thing, I lost it, lol "It's a real thing"

[@topolara5693]

It's called bariendo

[@mango-mp1nq]

I saw it on Orange is the New Black it's a thing

[@jrosarioz]

***** I love the Latino community and our rituals, lol

[@madelynev.4092]

Omg my grandma always does that, Ooh and this is random but she also says that if we play leap frog and we jump over each other than we won't grow taller (I'm Guatemalan and mexican)

[@sanderayala7689]

When i was a baby my mom put a red bracelet with like a little foot so that i wouldn't get ojo

[@slaymarie_rdh_2B]

ive literally heard all of these except for the lemon part.

[@salazarslytherin9521]

Go,SheDot,Go! Same

[@gwendalynn_alvarado]

Hello ! 😂

[@joybellz3975]

That's crazy!

[@sashakudrik84]

That disturbs me, cause the lemon one was one of the tamest statements in this video

[@josephine.france5]

😂

[@nj66666]

Thank you Buzzfeed, for forever making me terrified of childbirth

[@HhHh-dd9ug]

Buzzfeed?

[@jayden1261]

Hh Hh As/ls is owned by buzzfeed

[@shekibashah4812]

Ikr

[@clintrathman6245]

My girlfriend was given similar advice. Bare in mind she is a New York Italian. She was 7 months along. And having her fist case of heart burn. An old Italian woman told her heartburn means the baby would be born with a lot of hair. She laughed it off. But 2 months later. She gave birth to a healthy girl with a full head of hair.

[@ggmidori2152]

Thete have actually been studies tentively confirming this old wives tale!

[@MrAishoka]

Wowwww so sPoOky

[@kaisepher]

Woah 😱😱😱

[@carolinekang9675]

therefore, listen to old people with experience and not 20 year old adults. gotcha.

[@veronicav575]

This actually might be true, as the heartburn and hair growth are related to the same hormone- high levels of progesterone.

[@chelseaedwards6403]

when i was little i thought a baby was born through a belly button.

[@Songbirdthephoenix]

((Omg same))

[@hannahparks636]

Same

[@imabaDIVA4evaovo]

Me too!! I thought I was the only person!

[@isabellawalker6360]

Same. I believed it until I was like 7 xD

[@mindyporter865]

My friend thought a baby was born from the mothers mouth I know she's a nutcase

[@andivangreer]

I don't get why people use the term "expecting" like yeah we're EXPECTING a baby but it could be a dragon ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[@HazalBulutTV]

this sounds like tumblr

[@greenbean381]

hzl blt yup its straight from a tumblr post

[@juliej1221]

OMGG I can't stop laughing😂😂😂

[@swas2907]

party penguins LOL

[@RicocheaClove]

party penguins Or, you know, a fucking miscarriage.

[@ladylionXOX]

"This one came out looking like a wookie" Lmao Oh God! 😂😂

[@doki965]

"Where did you get that cake?" Really man hahahaha

[@redsweater3424]

"She came out like a wookie."

[@citcatcrazegirl751]

pgrrrr

[@BrownHatFilms]

+citcat crazEgirl *gets punched in arm* What she did!

[@1DLoverAnnissaMakeup]

"someone gave you ojo." lmaooooo

[@ericapenate8365]

lmao I know that made me laugh so hard 😂😂

[@wink24wink]

I know lmaoooo and I died when he said "do you have an egg" I was like why would she be carrying an egg around

[@KTBlackadder]

The only reason I'm still subscribed is this series. Damn it, it's crack.

[@kittenmoon8425]

Life Porn :D

[@Telonelemon3]

Buzzfeed has something for everyone :)

[@pineapplefork7481]

Just save the weird couples playlist and occasionally see if they added any new videos

[@MashaalK]

Am i the only one who noticed her Beyonce shirt in the beginning?

[@ayesha6206]

nope

[@giannagowe8486]

nope

[@emmadiamond6351]

nope

[@laurenhall6153]

+ Em Kay No

[@okaythatsgay3999]

Gfy

[@oliviatuel2354]

I am a 14 year old girl, I won't be having a baby any time soon. Why am I here?

[@_AlexRosee_]

I feel the same way... I am younger

[@ascvb3]

Some 14 yr olds disagree......

[@grumpyfrodoblobbins1762]

+Chrysalis same lol

[@MrAishoka]

Did you have a baby yet

[@5tar-b0y]

Idk why I'm here either...

[@gdr733]

Hair stylist "We need to rub an egg on your belly and say a prayer", elizabeth "Is that real?", justin "oh that's real"

[@ninacasteaux308]

Yeah we watched the video

[@avalasialove]

gdr733 That was...weird to say the least.

[@vickyandersen8660]

Heard that & also when someone doesn't touch your baby that your baby gets sick if someone doesn't touch then but looks at them

[@dogman2793]

As a mexican i too can confirm my mom would do this. She'd say the prayer so fast and quiet i didnt k ow if she was speaking spanish or some ancient language.

[@xcw4934]

My wife is an OB/GYN. Nothing apart from the baby and placenta are extracted from the body during a cesarean. However they do push your entire digestive system out of the way and then gently nudge it back into place after stitching up your uterus. It is possible some women see some part of their intestines kind of heaped up around the incision and think it's been temporarily extracted from the body but it's certainly not put on some platter next to the operating table. Tearing from your vagina to your sphincter is possible but very rare. A doctor who believes there is a reasonable risk of serious tearing will make a small incision in a part of your labia (not at the 6 o'clock position) to ensure any tearing doesn't head towards your sphincter (apparently 10 o'clock and 2 o'clock are the most common). Trouble is a doctor essentially has to guess whether the chance of a tear is worse than the certainty of an incision so sometimes you get a bad tear because they thought the risk low enough not to cut. Your doctor no matter how competent still can't predict the future.

[@eora5142]

Thank you for sharing! Your wife must be a really competent and passioned professional if you learned all of this from her :)!

[@TheAyeshaGhanty]

Buzzfeed you should add bloopers and outtakes at the end of the video

[@TheAyeshaGhanty]

Ayesha Ghanty :)

[@isuckatgaming4348]

Yeah!

[@AnimeQueeen82402]

Ayesha Ghanty They do that sometimes but not all the time.

[@KevinMcShane]

Hi guys. I directed this. Thumbs up if you'd watch a full Weird Couples show.

[@thegaybunnie1135]

I totally would.

[@soultravellerDonJohn]

Kevin McShane really funny video! please keep it up!

[@lydeelyds]

YES do it!

[@colveraki]

Um...in a heartbeat!

[@emilyleming2839]

Pleease yesssssss

[@okashi10]

Gasp! Is she really pregnant? Congrats!!!

[@crystolize5946]

She is :)

[@camilatooturnt5290]

*gasp*

[@ScullyLoveless]

really, i thought its acting like a pillow in her belly

[@Indigo41000]

okashi10 yes she is pregnant for real. She's due october first. this is their facebook page....facebook.com/TheGirlAndTheGuy?fref=ts

[@sarahelizabeth5392]

There's 2 other videos of these couple and baby problems. I think buzzfeed is going in a good direction with these videos

[@1mill144]

the cashier lady was a savage

[@Dragontamer135]

I wanted to slap her.

[@realkhumanbean]

LOL I have no idea how they kept a straight face w/ that cashier.

[@Anvocnighma]

This was hilarious! Especially the ending.

[@amayabragg7954]

Haha it just falls out

[@swas2907]

Sammy P AND THE nipple cream

[@LikaLaruku]

Sammy P I wish Rules of Engagement had an episode like this.

[@Sunray98Films]

I'm surprised there aren't already a bunch of "under 301 club" comments

[@maginciajaz]

Sunray98Films I know.

[@TheMariaMEEP]

WELL THANKS A LOT. now there's one.

[@jinklejinger9379]

***** one month later they fixed the problem

[@johns2468]

I wish I had a time machine so I could go into the future and binge watch all of their videos

[@erauprcwa]

John S I know, I can only imagine the future videos once they have the baby.

[@faewhispers9547]

"Youll poke the baby right in the face and for the rest of their life theyll haveba fear of penises" Lesbians explained. XD

[@JayLKing]

Random person: Are you expecting? Me *smiles*: Why, yes I am. Random person: Can I give you some adv- Me *still smiling, but with death in my eyes*: No!

[@Sanguineyy]

These videos are my absolute favourite!!

[@emmarisby]

2:24 Oh, that's why I'm a lesbian.

[@jocelynnn]

SAMEE

[@blahblah3485]

+Emma Banana I too went "oh that's why!!" lol

[@emmarisby]

Emily Deschane I didn't know it was encouraged but I thought it was okay!! ^.^ I'm sorry, I don't find them scary, I was just joking/ c :

[@ballerinaem3024]

+Emma Banana Oh it's fine :) and I meant okay as in, "safe". And lol, but they are weird looking though :P

[@cube5750]

+Emma Banana you mean you chose t be a lesbian? wow

[@waveofmarvel]

El ojo and the egg. "It's not a thing." "No, that's a thing."

[@alvine123]

Only Mexicans would know this..😂😂

[@02Nolife]

what's funny is that no one is ever talking about the woman pooping while giving birth ^^

[@LAKnightAuthor]

+kevin w ...what?

[@02Nolife]

Cathryn Martin a woman is often not all the time but they're big chance that she will poop while giving birth ....

[@LAKnightAuthor]

kevin w I see. Thank you for educating me. *dies*

[@02Nolife]

Cathryn Martin ^^ that's exactly why i find that fact funny

[@pikdame]

+kevin w also dont some people get enima (or what ever thats called) while giving birth

[@nicolemtracy]

"You'll poke the baby right in the face!" I spat all over my keyboard! XD Hahahahaha!!!

[@johns2468]

Has anyone else's parents used the egg thing on them growing up?

[@jloves1d858]

Isnt it called "el mal de ojo" (In Spanish)?

[@pepperminterica]

Yuppp I don't know if everyone puts it in a glass of water though

[@camille0826]

🙋🏽

[@gabriellaramirez8632]

John S HAHAHA i thought i was the only one

[@gabriellaramirez8632]

pepperminterica i do hahahaha

[@BleedingBlueBoy]

THE CASHIER IS KILLING ME

[@jloves1d858]

Lol same 😉

[@GrannyLaLa1960]

Gabrielle Magana Isn't she the person that was doing demos in the grocery store and both went to get the little sausages from her? They asked for 2, one for them and one for their spouse. At the end of the video it showed bloopers and this cashier was ranting, Hilarious.

[@lolabigcups7121]

Ok the thing about the ripping is true. Lol it happened to me twice!

[@ayamethompson9435]

What? Pushing too hard can be a problem?

[@Danielledxo]

Ayame Thompson You can't control the pushing that much, it happens whether you're trying or not. It's usually just due to the size of the baby to size of the woman and elasticity of her surrounding skin which you can do things to help with that during your pregnancy.

[@lolabigcups7121]

Ayame Thompson not the pushing the ripping all the way to you butt.

[@TheVildee]

lola bigcups Could you fix it again though? NOW I'm scared.

[@jooesfangirl]

TheVildee Doctors just sew you back up and eventually it all comes back together :)

[@jamesbergman7371]

I love the reactions of the husband. He's almost freaked out just as much.

[@michaela_corinne]

When I was little, I thought that everytime you wanted to have a baby, you had to get married 😂 And so I thought my mom and dad got married twice because they had me and my sister, and I thought that once the couple kissed to seal their marriage, a baby just materialized in the moms stomach

[@ingesanders5466]

Can I give you some advice... WHAT ARE THOSE!!!!!!

[@no-ex8jk]

😂😂😳

[@CrownedCurls]

best comment ever !😂😂😂

[@jordanwu1136]

Dont get it

[@Claire.Chenault]

That's a question

[@CrownedCurls]

Claire Chenault it's kind of an inside joke..but since you don't know, there's a video where a guy is holding a camera in front of his friend's face the he says "WHAT ARE THOSE!!!!!!!" and moves the camera to his friend's ugly shoes. It's kinda funny, you should look it up lol

[@kalajean5307]

Lmao These two are Buzzfeed gold

[@pieknybreon3565]

The cat is going to take the babies air😂

[@ATrueLoveOfficial]

It's good to listen to someone's advice because sometimes it helps, but in the end it's always up to you. It's much better to listen to your doctor's advice.

[@lilyjane3675]

The cashier was hilarious 😂😂

[@melaniekatie2000]

"You'll poke the baby right in the face" part killed me 😂

[@berryfizz7195]

Ikr I doubt that a penis can get past a CLOSED cervix!

[@sybaismail8002]

That wife tale of getting rid of the cats is so fake. My grandmother made my parents get rid of their two cats and it's just not fair

[@case9426]

Yeah, its a bit extreme but it has some truth behind it because cat faeces has a higher chance of spreading toxoplasmosis to pregnant women. Though it's still not fair to just get rid of cats.

[@genderqueercam]

There's a small amount of truth to it, though; the cat itself isn't harmful in any way, but the pregnant woman should have someone else clean the litter box. My parents fell prey to this tale when they were pregnant with me.

[@petedavidson7003]

Syba Ismail I agree.

[@younazilberberg1650]

no it's actually because some women aren't immune to toxoplasmosis which cats carry.

[@tararoselawson6941]

Yeah my sister got pregnant and I was forced to give my cat away. I miss her to much

[@emmarosaline2058]

"You will stab the baby in the face" 😂😂😂

[@mandyfrommars8789]

Emma Rosaline "And for the rest of its life it will have a fear of penises!"

[@jessdavis3219]

"Where did you get cake?"

[@MissMwouah]

The father is always so chill it's incredible

[@LilyESEllis]

"Where did you get cake?''

[@inspgonzalez]

🍰

[@Bobo-Nose]

🎂

[@Nessmess001]

The way she, so sure of herself, said "You'll poke the baby right in the face". I'm DYING

[@Raynabananas]

Mum told me that she had to cover her face when she had to clean out the kitty litter bin when she was pregnant. My sis and I turned out alright XD There's always a way around things haha.

[@rosaliechisolm9527]

1:53 kind of sounds like it makes sense actually

[@misskyliesue]

Rosalie Chisolm It wouldn't matter if you could feel it or not. Some woman just tear no matter what, some woman won't tear.

[@ljaimangal6564]

They cut you open with scissors! Doesn't hurt anymore than the actual birth giving.

[@Ndaxlaehme]

L Jaimangal It's better to have a clean cut than a ripped one because the clean one is easier to stitch up. Words pharaphrased from a child development class

[@YourBuddyDidi]

+L Jaimangal wwwwwwhat????!!!! that's terrifying!! o_o

[@hayley3585]

"This one came out lookin' like a wookie." I lost it lmao

[@isabelmadden9630]

So happy for them! They will be the most adorable parents!

[@luvahadowsdolls]

A word on the cat litter thing: pregnant woman should be careful while changing it because cat feces can carry a bacteria that is harmful to fetuses. ( I know it doesn't exactly match the comment in the video but I thought I should at least throw this out there.)

[@tokioobsessed1983]

Toxoplasmosis.

[@Dragontamer135]

More people need to hear that

[@RubyFuentes219]

"We need to rub an egg on your belly and say a prayer." "Is that a thing?" "It's a thing."

[@shanellepeters1380]

They're back!!!

[@Softball-jz4xj]

That whole “pre-registering for a pre-school” thing is true asf. If you need a daycare/preschool, you have to register as soon as you know you’re pregnant so you can get on their waiting list.

[@ktreu]

The raising arizona reference at 1:10 🤣🤣

[@AnthonyMartinez-nf6vx]

"He looked like a wokie" *makes wookie sound* I died laughing!😂

[@audreystephenson1163]

If I ever get pregnant I’m definitely making a shirt that says “do not give me unsolicited pregnancy advice” and will just point to it if anyone starts to try to tell me what to do

[@spicytoothpaste4778]

"You'll poke him right in the face, and then he'll be afraid of penises forever."

[@shortyherevia2697]

"Someone gave you ojo, evil eye. Do you have an egg?" 😂😂😂😂😂 sí

[@RiRyn27]

Oh my god, the hair stylist and the 'ojo' and the lemon rubbing prayer for the belly; killed me! I'm dead.

[@ingesanders5466]

Absolutely love this couple!!!!

[@vivianjames357]

"I had twins ruined my body ill never have a bowel movement the same again" so many memorable lines

[@joycebean]

SHE!!! IS!!!! ACTUALLY!!!! PREGNANT???!!!

[@hehefrog281]

Yes :)

[@kooolkidninjamaster]

They are actually married and are actually expecting :)

[@e21xo28]

That makes me so happy 😊

[@ImNotaRussianBot]

Already had the baby.

[@grinleef295]

Oh you guys are a wonderful couple! It's great to see that both of you really care for each other.

[@heylol747]

“Should she be eating sugar?” “Oh m- where did you get cake?!” 😂😂😂😂😂

[@carolgreene421]

The best part about being pregnant during a pandemic is hearing less of this 😂

[@michellemulet8668]

you guys are my favorite buzzfeed couple

[@Hamgeonkat]

That cashier is the best! 😂

[@obeszter]

Oh I miss them so much, they're my favorite. Get them back asap!

[@ashlyna.2159]

"Stretch marks? Looks like I got clawed by a bear." 😂😂😂

[@yashdeshpande2733]

"Oh no this baby's doomed!" XD

[@Ash-cu1wg]

My advice; dont listen to people unless its your doctor, do what feels right and responsible. In the end its your child and you can never go wrong if you try your best

[@isobelskye]

My fave buzzfeed couple yes!

[@Glichtwich247]

The C-Section and the Epidural advice was fun. The look on both of their faces is priceless!!!

[@doleful11]

These two are the best and cutest in buzz feed i watched them more than a million times

[@pippin8131]

1:10 was that a Raising Arizona reference?!? AWESOME!!

[@elainamartha]

I fucking love this couple, if they are really expecting I am so happy for them!! They are just so cute!!!

[@ScaryGodjilla]

How many lines from Raising Arizona were in this video???

[@Nina-vt6tr]

"This one came out looking like a wookie, rrrrr" 😂😂😂😂

[@lemonberryconda]

I loved how that one couple asked their child where she got cake when it was her birthday.

[@lady88569]

Oh that last made is making me laugh even after the video is done.

[@Amy-tc4jc]

That nipple cream as lip balm is correct, I tried it (don't ask) and it's amazing

[@choosnau]

Omg you used NIPPLE cream on your LIPS!??? Omg I won't ask because that is SCANDALOUS

[@justmehere34]

Amy Brown It does work. I bought my wife some while out at target once and it just happened to get on my lips. Lasts for a good while.

[@ReptarsaurusRex]

Haha I should try this. Nothing ever works on my always-chapped lips. But I don't think I'd be comfortable buying nipple cream lol

[@wdbisl]

Reptarsaurus You could always try to find a self check out.

[@ThiPhan-mi4xs]

Reptarsaurus order it on Amazon

[@madisonlewe1057]

"Where did you get cake?" Sooo my life!

[@Italianbrit125]

I already love this series to death, but the fact that there was a Raising Arizona reference was just pure perfection!

[@Agoraphobication]

I laughed so much at this that I had to go and binge-watch the rest of this series. Please make more. So good/relatable.

[@sarawalusimbi133]

Someone: you expecting? Woman: yeah Someone: can I give you some advice? Woman: no Someone:

[@rr-vj2kk]

2:54 low key looks like Ted Moseby

[@linaoickle1689]

The guy right at the beginning was on a collegehumour video!

[@pandasmartie9367]

When the little girl is eating cake and the guy is like where'd you get that cake from? I just died 😂

[@ameliaschannel2540]

"This one came out looking like a wookie. Grrrrrrr..." I am officially dying someone send help

[@incognito2182]

You'll poke the baby in the , face and then he'll have a fear of penises! Ha, I have a joke, but that's going to far.

[@fugeepop]

THE CASHIER LADY LOOOL

[@savannahthomas1573]

The Ojo is a very real thing.

[@talyamiron-shatzphd.4511]

As a medical decision making researcher, my scientific opinion is - I LOVED IT. Such a great demonstration of the confusion around medical information, and the need for valid input. True, and hilarious.

[@keeganharbison2128]

I have the same orange sunglasses she has on at 0:17 I got them from a yacht a few years ago