Weird Craigslist Ads #3

[@happygosunday]

Weirdest ad I've ever seen was about some guy building a guitar for a shout out or something. Seemed legit

[@iffpsv5005]

9 to 5 Nobodies I tried that guy, bought it off a Chinese website.

[@danielgalbusera944]

He needed some extra money because of some issues with materials or some shit

[@MrxxUltimate]

I heard he stopped doing that, Idk why, I think his 'career' got destroyed for whatever reason.

[@swash4440]

Too soon

[@hatredcadaver5148]

Scotty never too soon😂

[@shinyhotdog4195]

"Musty Love Nest" My first solo album name confirmed.

[@roA107ck]

Nope too late it's mine fuck you

[@ripit.3457]

Rhysy pops7 no u

[@roA107ck]

*whispers* fack

[@katelynwilcox5881]

“ is this a Florida man?” “No, this is Craigslist” why am I laughing so hard at this😂

[@Kekistani_Insurgent]

The funniest part is the golf course he mentioned is legitimately in Jacksonville, Florida

[@THESaSquaSHIsMe]

"FOR SALE: Baby shoes, never worn" that's a famous Hemingway story! Person was obviously parodying that

[@SonOfAlmaMisc]

Haha i just imagined the guy dressed as Mario getting a coin every time he trusts forward into Peach :P

[@lilsmokey5553]

Son Of Alma - Misc theres a porn like that

[@SonOfAlmaMisc]

hahaha why am i not surprised? Rule 34 at its finest lol

[@Matarro1980]

Then the Hurry Up music starts playing and "Mario" begins humping furiously and just as he nuts the Course Clear Fanfare sounds. As he looks down he realises that it's been Toad all along. "Thank you Mario! But our princess is in another castle!"

[@SlyHikari03]

Reminds me of that minus 8 vid

[@scream1421]

Dickey doesn't have his hat wtf is going on 😮😮😮😮😮

[@thevanessarosette]

I can’t even with that mold one, because mold just freaks me out and sends shivers through my entire body.

[@Dwemerologist]

Vanessa Voice Right!? I get the creeps just being around it, yet this dude is doing the *big smash* in a room filled with it.

[@gallowshumor1784]

It's hot

[@davecarsley8773]

@@Dwemerologist It's not a dude

[@kennyhouser3467]

Must live a pretty damn privileged life if this sentence even comes out of your mouth...

[@liammews2375]

Name the fish danny dafisho! Please! It will complete my life!

[@numberneinlarge9965]

TheSpiffyPuppet Just get your own fish. Would that not solve the problem?

[@liammews2375]

No, it needs to be a craigslist fish that someone got when they were black out drunk!

[@numberneinlarge9965]

TheSpiffyPuppet I see. Well, hope you find what you’re looking for, my boyo.

[@liammews2375]

👍

[@erzsblasfantaven3334]

Along with Danny deBEEto

[@JeanClodVanShot]

I'm very happy for Austin's weight loss progress, keep it going, dude! I wish i had same dynamics

[@kombat1275]

Jared dines more like Dickey finds

[@javy13100]

Brb gonna plant all of my Monster seeds that i've collecting since high school. I have over 400 and it's not something i'm proud of...

[@mackenzie3291]

Great video guys and btw has Dickey lost weight you’re looking great dude! :)

[@Dickey7861]

Hi People thank you very much

[@akarbit3r111]

the look on Austin's face on the Minion one lmao

[@nathantidwell4153]

#2 should be titled “Crust Punk looking for love”. The gator story is a lie to cover for his side chick taking his wife’s necklace.

[@sunolili862]

how austin gets mad when jared finds a minion ad. lmfao relatable tho

[@Neroli-Arancia]

I know this comments section is for memes only, but Austin looks amazing.

[@therealmalady7373]

Will Jared ever wear a different shirt?

[@masonjar7441]

Skylar Tucker he's a poor KZbinr. I think that's his only shirt

[@tristianseguin3930]

They only have 9 shirts combined with Tony

[@alyusdickey9561]

Iron Wall yes, and only true fans know this

[@flmaingvagina9503]

No

[@brandon_crow1291]

Mold Queen...sounds like a pretty great name for a band.

[@gallowshumor1784]

Brandon_The Crow I'm in

[@sidthejovian5105]

What genre then?

[@charlesalexander560]

Love the content, keep doing what you love guys, congratulations on success

[@sagielib]

HAH “I stomped on your fire, you choked on a biscuit. is this a fall out boy song?”

[@vishnuamrith987]

Finally! I've been waiting so long for you guys to make a Craig's list video

[@schlomo2771]

17:25 “it was known to be a violent goose” 😂

[@ThePistolPenguin]

When Austin did the screeching thing he sounded like a Godzilla monster 😂

[@jackday9529]

This is like a low budget version of GMM, and I love it

[@JoeyWinsSometimes]

I lmao when Austin did super mario impression lol

[@numberneinlarge9965]

I want that MESA/Boogie cab.

[@cookieprev5176]

“Hell yeah”- Jared Dines

[@bethspaghettiloops6954]

Austin has achieved ascension! From now on he shall be known as the fleshy Pterodactyl lord of biscuits!

[@grantlathrop3289]

16:30 down my drink as the rhythms boom, take your hand and skip the names, no need here for the silly games

[@-shr1m-636]

By far, the best intro yet

[@pureace23]

As soon as Jared said Harley, my ringtone for my emails went off, which is a motorcycle revving. It’s a sign! 😂

[@slowPhil95]

Waited so long for another Craigslist Episode! Hell yeah!

[@zerofox641]

"Is this a Florida Man?" "No this is Patrick."

[@YLS8763]

This is basically the Jared Dines version of Crazy Craigslist Ads from Drunken Peasants. I like it :)

[@MoonchildMindaugas2]

Stop cutting my glass, Austin 0:04 xD

[@laurathehockeyfan7049]

"Whapping me with it's bonearms"...I'm fucking crying from laughing

[@devoncahill7088]

Can confirm, that golf club is in Florida. Gotta love the Florida Man stories lol.

[@TheShawnRaven]

Can someone make a gif of 17:36 and 17:38-17:42? It's memeworthy.

[@chaselearkendall]

19:33 Oh, so that’s what IDLES was referring to in the song June.

[@jerrys2753]

I watched the old Craigslist vids in school and I have never tried not to laugh so bad. People were recording me and I had no clue

[@j.harris1351]

Dickey: gator? Is this Florida? Jared: no its craigslist Fucking gold

[@Mike-s5v1c]

Im digging the regular uploads

[@FusicPool]

"At school" it's a saturday

[@chrisfusion6945]

that's what the government wants you to think

[@grimlockthe1823]

My catholic school says otherwise

[@sunolili862]

in some countries saturday school is a thing unfortunately

[@vin_fm2354]

i have watched this series so many times

[@raphaelcastro1332]

Side note: I'm so proud of watching Austin lead a healthier more satanic lifestyle (0:04). Love you both stay sexy.

[@trevorforrest352]

I think the name of that dudes fish should be Ellen DeGenderless. Why? Because. #fishboi

[@Shadow0fd3ath24]

Trev Kinkade nah... Gilberts better...get it "gill-bert"

[@trevorforrest352]

ShadowOfDeath24 Oh...oh my.. That's pretty good lol

[@underpressureman]

You guys should make episodes where you send responses to the adds and post the conversations.

[@emobutpoofy]

I personally saw the belly button lint one. Dude is reppin Baltimore like a boss.

[@GlenTropile]

The Fallout Boy comment and MGS part were great.

[@beckiterry9382]

Turtle turtle .. am I not turtley enough for your turtle club ..Master of DISGUISE

[@brandonpulliamtgp]

Jared I realize that this is the dickeydines channel (which I've been a fan of for a while and love your videos) but on your channel you should do a guitar and gear tour where you show your guitars, amps, and things of that nature. If there is already a video on it then tell me which one (If you respond I'll be pretty happy)

[@somebodyNobody5112]

15:02 was it. George? or Ringo?

[@man_in_a_box9617]

"I was super young when I got beat up by a goose" = "That shit happened last week"

[@Vivii_666]

15:51 why did that make me laugh so hard, waiting for fobs' new release now

[@monke148]

5:27 is that maynard keenan?

[@JosephBommerOfficial]

Austin did fall out boy dirty af 😂

[@zaydenmckeon9805]

I would love to watch you guys during school but I would probably get caught because I would laugh

[@WasteofSpace13]

Ah yes, I’m at school on a Saturday.

[@kaleb.metzger]

They make videos in advance.

[@CAPonthat]

Don’t worry, Austin. Jared didn’t catch the jizz in my pants reference, but I did

[@galllion1801]

Dickey: *takes breath to starts talking* Dines: 😀

[@sarah.sns.sanmiguel9939]

Mum mom actually said "maybe you can find a prom dress on Craigslist..well maybe not"

[@bradlewis117]

That guy with the belly button lint, you should respond back and buy a muscle car hotwheels and offer it. Serious response. Lol.

[@timothymckane6362]

12:02 Last time I was early, Nintendo actually bought a porn film because the Mario characters actually belong to Nintendo.

[@drpibisback7680]

I want to know how much it would cost to buy that film back from Nintendo. It would probably be a lot.

[@eatsleepdie8808]

So I looked up that golf course mentioned in the ad for the gator. You were right Austin, he's from Florida (and so am i)

[@therestingmitchface6241]

Favorite series

[@michaeltozzi3112]

0:14 is me and I am literally not kidding....

[@somewhatultra7162]

I see thedickeydinesshow as 18+ good mythical morning

[@dwightschrute4322]

Austin is not wearing his Mario shirt wtf

[@nickcynn42]

OMFG THE FUCKING GOOSE STOEY NADE ME LAUGG SO HARD INLEGIT ALMOST CRAP MY PANTS! LIKE SERIOUSLY...I HAD A TURTLE HEAD POKING OUT 😂😂😂😂

[@tattoojay88]

First I pictured NO PHONES as ya people could easily be entertained just by their phone and could care less about what's around them, then I pictured the creepy guy like NO PHONES saying to himself so you cant call for help lmfao

[@Drakkyr]

The fucking Mario sounds killed me

[@adropovskidney]

0:19 I was just watching, but you gave me an idea so I stopped and came back

[@Dwemerologist]

The fucking geese stories 😂 I've never been attacked by one, but I had one scream at me while I was walking into a Disc Replay. It's nest was in the planters, and I guess I walked too close.

[@aprilkurtz1589]

"For Sale: Baby shoes, never worn." was written by Mark Twain for a contest to see who could write the shortest story. He won the contest. I'll leave you to ponder it, it does tell a complete story.

[@caelann]

Best channel ever lmfao

[@jc40337]

Fall out boy reference fucking killed me LOL

[@PresumablyTunes]

With geese, ma bois, you gotta have a bucket and overalls. Goose bites overalls (no bite pain), bucket between goose and body, kick goose in chest. Goose gives up, man wins :D

[@blackhat_markphotographer5055]

I was for real in the bathroom taking a shit 😂 but you guys are soo good that i left my shit so i could see some good shit 😂. Niceee

[@hayesmyderman6110]

You guys need to play a show at the funeral!!!!

[@thecryptochaser3945]

The fact that they specified "not sexual" with the fish relationship is fuckin terrifying lol

[@V0r4xiz]

12:30 I'd totally do it. Buying an overall right now, Idc.

[@ericberg6811]

wtf, the dude at 4:12 looks like a hybrid of trump and ed sheran

[@kennymort676]

Those goose stories had me fucking dying!

[@chaseherndon6673]

Awesome video guys and my birthday was yesterday

[@AlmightyWarPig]

My best friend is a Canadian Goose... He guards me like a beast. Best goose.

[@dillonweigel3101]

I foresee a few goose themed bands coming out of this video

[@nathanhunt9105]

I've been looking for a car to buy and recently saw an ad titled "Danger Ranger" on Craigslist Some dude crashed his truck, *into his house* and then took a picture of the truck while it was up to the windshield in wall, trying to get someone to buy his fucked truck.

[@SpookyMusicStudios]

12:53 to 13:13 fav part of the whole video 😂😂😂😂😂

[@danielellis2403]

"Shoes have been in ass"

[@andrewjordan7063]

Can I just say that Austin is looking good, ( no homo) but like he's lost a good bit of weight and looks good. Keep it up dude, huge fan of the dickeydines show

[@rockin_coalmangaming6206]

I think the giant hamster wheel ad is the same ad for the vegan hamster watching

[@lbms3]

There was this time I saw an add of a reptile thank for sale... the tank had a little girl inside it.

[@jordanwhite5720]

Hey austin can i get your monster seeds. Lmao

[@ajthepoppunkkid8415]

I miss Danny Devitos underboob. What video is that from, I wanna see the context

[@reagansdead9115]

I was eating when you read the mold thing, my appetite is gone.

[@CavitteMonster]

Dude how did you know I was pooping?!?!?!?!?!?! *mind blown*

[@noahparent6596]

Literally just got on the shitter when i started the video lol 😂

[@dylanking3716]

You guys should make a video ranking all the metal genres lightest to heaviest

[@turbine3780]

Hardcore, metalcore, heavy metal, deathcore, black metal, death metal, grindcore

[@thebigredgiantboi8719]

Steve t vs Jimmy t THE BATTLE OF THE T''S

[@davecarsley8773]

2:30 Dudes, there's no "he" involved in this situation. Look up the meaning of "W4W".