Weird People At Garage Sales. Josh Sneed

There are always weird people at garage sales, don't invite those people to your house! Instead watch "Live In The Dessert" by Josh Sneed only at www.drybarcomed...

[@Melissathelocator]

“There’s nothing in here worth the effort you’re exerting right now” 😂

[@carris3ringcircus390]

😂😭 right

[@TheMedicalmary]

Right! I Love That Line! He is Funny!!! That was Awesome!!!

[@benchboosters4719]

What a coincidence I was reading the comment just when he delivered the dialogue

[@EweChewBrrr01]

@@benchboosters4719 You read comments before the video was finished? You sir are an early bird commenter.

[@Skidz1818]

That is exactly what my wife says during snuggle time

[@skidude9800]

“I’ll beat it over your face for free.” Dude, that’s gold.

[@jennifersinner8073]

My mother loves garage sales, so I played this clip for my parents, and after 10 seconds, my dad was dying laughing and pointing at my mom. EVERYTHING in this clip fit my mom to a T

[@jenleffler4195]

Mine too😂

[@davidhamberlin5155]

Dude that was funny! I OWN A THRIFT STORE, try going through that scenario EVERY DAY. I don't know what I was thinking when we opened it. Great bit.

[@TheSecondR]

Was it formerly owned by Chuck?

[@davidhamberlin5155]

@@TheSecondR No. We opened from scratch

[@jimmybags6598]

@@davidhamberlin5155 did you sell feed and seed?

[@davidhamberlin5155]

@@jimmybags6598 no we didnt

[@Jitterskull]

Well pardon us mr. guccy seller.

[@victorreid4106]

“BRAINS” “No that says bargains” 😂😂😂

[@b1_ferg]

I love how he artfully ties everything together. Watch the entire special. It is well worth it.

[@Lori-ju9ho]

He's so funny

[@craigsnedden3051]

OMG!! This is so true. I remember one time we had a garage sale and we were getting rid of old mugs, priced to go at $ 0.25, people we were offering $ 0.05 and less.

[@joannajamerson35]

Lol

[@Mushroom321-]

what!? thats a great original price.

[@NN-ir9bj]

I was 12 when my family had a garage sale. I was put in charge of dealing with the children who wanted to buy my stuff. As a sullen pre-teen, I was none too happy with little kids asking if I was selling my Lego play set that cost $40 originally, for $.4, or $4.00..... Not to mention the kid who thought she could trade me some Jolly Ranchers candies for a set of 4 Super Nintendo games...

[@KCCAT5]

For some people it's just the thrill of the haggle and has nothing to do with the actual price. They figure if they can knock $0.05 off they won. I swear they get high on it

[@ah5721]

For real? You can't even get something that cheap at the Dollar tree or the thrift store!

[@SarahLizDoan]

lol “there’s nothing in here worth the effort you’re exerting” wonderful funny material and great delivery!!

[@sentientcurse7478]

Brains...No that says bargains.. 😂 this is the most accurate portrayal of a yard sale I've ever seen

[@laurabarber6697]

The last time I had a garage sale I didn't put a price on anything. So people would pick up what they wanted to come up and ask me how much it was. So I would just start putting it into a bag and I'd say, " nothing it's free" and hand them the bag. And I was serious! It was fun just to watch the looks on their faces. I didn't want this stuff anymore and it saved me the trip of taking it to the thrift store!

[@renees1021]

I love this! Have cleaned up and donated so many costly (but no longer useful to me) items to both the Salvation Army and Goodwill stores - yet find it is common for them to just discard (shameful) new donations rather than give it to the free place (Abundant Harvest/kitchen) or lower their price for shoppers down and out. Some of these prosecute dumpster divers finding a few affordable necessities and treasures. Good items people want/need are in their dumpsters, heading to landfills everywhere.

[@esta1ful]

What a great idea!

[@moarroz]

I thought you were messing with their head by saying "nothing is free" and handing em the bag 😂😂 to make em feel guilty

[@kathyyoung1774]

This is hilarious! I’m going to do this next time I accumulate a load for the Goodwill. Set the time at 9am and be rid of everything by 6am.

[@lillyc.1194]

We did the "however much can fit in this bag" $1-3 . It worked & some with little ones were ecstatic because they could afford something for everyone ie; toys! 😉 We in turn were elated to get rid of things faster. We too would leave prices off and if they offered something we'd take usually because that what we wanted anyways 😄

[@hostilityy]

this has to be in the top 10 comedy clips I've ever watched, and I've watched thousands.

[@carnut7615]

My wife has a garage sale every year and this skit is 100% accurate! The whole time I thought this only happened at our garage sales. Don't forget about the idiots driving on your lawn or parking in the middle if the road or the people who just pull in the driveway to look from their car and leave without getting out of the car.

[@mgmail7279]

Exactly - clueless idiots behind the wheels of cars.

[@julierobinson5180]

Hilarious! I had people steal from my garage sale, so the next time I put out a picture frame with a big lettered Bible verse that read, “Thou shall not steal”.

[@0221serendipity]

Julie Robinson: They DIDN'T steal that too did they? 🤣 I quit having them after my last sale. I went to get something to drink (Hot summer day) I look out the window and people are running to their cars with clothes and stuff. Sheesh. 😔

[@julierobinson5180]

No, nobody had the guts to steal that sign.

[@UncleBearski]

Not a garage sale but I put a recliner out on the curb with a sign that said "free" and nobody touched it for 2 days. I put on a sign that said "for sale $50" and it was gone within an hour!!

[@moarroz]

@@UncleBearski omg all these comments geezzus

[@SmokyDragonDish]

My ex-wife had a garage sale once. I watched several people just walk away with stuff (meaning junk I didn't want to throw away into a landfill) , making eye contact with me the whole time.

[@DontKMyVibe]

It's a Sunbeam not a Kitchenaid or a Hamilton Beach😐😂

[@carolecook1116]

'What am I going to do with this? Make toast.' hagglers gonna' haggle

[@k.h.307]

I had a Sunbeam before my Kitchen-Aid...I missed my Sunbeam. I would have paid the full dollar.

[@MJFallout]

@@k.h.307 You'd be such a sucker though; with only 20, 30 minutes of haggling, you could get this price down 20% maybe 22% even. Imagine the savings on that badboy.

[@dodgeman4360]

"Got any antiques?" I'd have people asking for Avon dishes. I'd tell them "Oh, sorry, sold them all to another buyer 30 min ago" they usually get pissed

[@EvilTwin123]

Great stuff. Not raunchy or racist or swears. Great delivery. This is comedy as comedy

[@metalphobos3632]

Racist? I watch standup daily. I havent seen a racist stand up.... Maybe ever. Ive heard jokes. Jokes are not racism. Ive seen asians, whites, blacks and brown people make JOKES about other races. Mainly funny stereotypes....theyre called jokes. Stop being offended over nothing.

[@pambisugar8286]

Yep...Pretty rare for comedy! I luv this Dry Bar

[@ajjohnson5046]

Metal there is racist “comedy” but it isn’t comedy it’s just racist 😂 you know those uncomfy racial jokes that aren’t clever at all? Not comedy. Or standup.

[@bromeotorres6964]

@@ajjohnson5046 Any examples?

[@ajjohnson5046]

Barber of Seville Where in my comment did I say I speak for everyone? Nowhere. How about you take a seat and chill.

[@LazyIRanch]

Years ago I was at a yard sale of mostly men's clothes, shoes, golf clubs,and other guy stuff. There were a couple of ladies running the sale. I should have kept my stupid trap shut, but I joked to them that this looked like a "Thank God and Greyhound he's GONE" kind of sale! One lady looked at me with horror, but the other lady busted out laughing. They were sisters, the one who laughed told me it was her husband's things and he died. I wanted to disappear, I felt like such a jerk! She was so kind, she told me she needed the laugh as everyone had been walking on eggshells and she appreciated my humor. I still acted like an idiot, and I'm so sorry.

[@Freebuscus]

Sounds like your social faux pas was used for good. She’s the one who had the most cause to be offended, yet she was the opposite. Take her at her word. Forgive yourself.

[@amandafuhrmann195]

A harmless joke that ended in a grieving woman laughing. What's so bad about that?

[@dianedizayee2439]

Lazy I Ranch You added the much needed comic relief. Because you had no idea that the dear lady was a widow, you were totally innocent.

[@LazyIRanch]

@@dianedizayee2439 Thanks! I appreciate that. I tend to open my mouth and cram both feet in at times.

[@k.h.307]

😂😂😂

[@lilyjorly8689]

I CANT SNEEEEEEED

[@Parmesana]

the last sale I had...was real sad.. a Mercedes rolled up and a woman with real 18k gold jewelry got out..rummaged through my jewelry and started to pocket a beaded necklace..REALLY? the nerve.

[@ah5721]

Really?! 😡😮

[@CS-ys4sy]

Safety pin jewelry to a blanket and put bells on the safety pin too. Hard to pocket it if it jingles and is huge lol. Sucks to have to go through the effort, but better than it getting stolen.

[@ARasputinaFan]

Saw a woman driving a newer Escalade with rims at the Salvation Army thrift store try to haggle with the cashier over an $8 full length rain coat. That's how they get that money, haggling and stealing from others!

[@carolecook1116]

Maybe she stole the real stuff at an estate sale.

[@ninjapuppy8331]

Wow!!!

[@cslcojoco]

I’ve had a yard saler talk me down from a dime to a nickel on an item. True story!

[@jameswill9323]

cslcojoco ... That's when you start going up instead. I had a lady once offer me $1 for something that I was asking $7 for, after I had already given her good deals on other things that she wanted. I had hit my limit with her trying to low ball everything, so finally I said that just for her, I'd take $10. She argued that I can't do that, and I said why not. The memory of her indignant face right before she walked away still makes me smile.

[@BigislandEJ]

“Screw this guy hunny” lol, I’ve said that 😂😂

[@olliehopnoodle4628]

This is worth the 5 minutes. Totally funny.

[@OLLIE-ILL]

2/2 Ollies agree.

[@DB-xo6xh]

Speed it up 1.75x. watch it faster😜💡

[@studyingmonster2745]

My neighborhood had an annual garage sale, and as a kid, it was my favorite day of the year. To the point where I considered it a holiday. I'd wake up bright and early and I'd go out on my bike with a ziplock bag full of quarters and I'd scout the neighborhood, see which sales looked good, and then I'd get my backpack and go shopping for useless knickknacks and trash. So yeah. At 10 years old I was already one of those freaks who came to garage sales 2 hours early and waited

[@cincinnatianne2185]

But I bet you found some good stuff at those yard sales! Some so good you still own it today

[@JRLB38]

..Like she's in 90's boy band..😂

[@cynthiasimpson931]

Once my mother had a garage sale, and the owner of a local resale shop came to check out the offerings. My BIL was selling some weights, and he had posted a sign with his weights that said "$25 firm." The resale shop owner offered $10. Mom pointed out that the sign said "$25 firm." The resale shop owner then got huffy and said something about how we never had anything but s**t at our garage sales. To which my mother said, "If all we ever have is s**t, why do you keep coming to our sales?" He picked the wrong person to hassle, as my mother had no qualms about telling it the way it was.

[@MrsRaquelPerezASMR]

I will never get tired of listening to this skit. 😂

[@alireid5874]

Every time I pass a yard sale I think about this sketch. I think I'm going to memorize it and actually go out and act it out. I'll let you know how it goes :-)

[@miketype1each]

Had thought of putting a mini wood turning lathe and all the stuff to go with it up for sale once, and mentioned it to a neighbor. He said all I'd get were calls from guys who'd want to know if I had other woodworking tools for sale, and would NOT call about my lathe. Ignoring his advice, I advertised in a weekly classified ad publication. Every call I received was for anything but my lathe; my neighbor was absolutely correct. That was the last time I ever advertised anything for sale again.

[@lillyc.1194]

We lived on 5 acres decided to put everything conveniently up by the entrance, under a big shade tree. Well several folks would try to walk insistently to go see what else we had to sell waaaaaaaay back! Some even accused us us of holding back items in the barn or our house! We shut it down immediately and NEVER did that again ever! 😬

[@miketype1each]

Lillian C. Wow, what an attitude they had. People are crazy.

[@brianshutlz5027]

Isn't that how things work though? Regular person in Store: Ah miss do you have this in a size 4 somewhere in the back? SALESPERSON: The back? The back of what? There's no other room. If it's not here we don't have it.

[@miketype1each]

Gustavo Tepoz Yes, it is. Then, there are the creeps who fancy that the salesperson is intentionally hiding the item from them. Then again, there are the rat babies who blame the salesperson for the item being out of stock. Those are the brilliant losers who never call ahead to ask if the item they want is available. No, they'll drive many miles in expectation that the store is stocked and open just for them.

[@brianshutlz5027]

@@miketype1each my favorite is when you tell someone that their size isn't available and they go back to the items and try them on over and over as if it'll magically fit. They finally stop trying it on and return to ask if you're sure there isn't anything else in the back. I actually remember one time where my coworker said you know what limme double check. He went through a door in the back which led outside and was completely visibly outside. She smoked a cigarette and came back in 10 minutes later, with the cigarette end still in hand. She puts it out and goes no nothing back there but a dumpster.

[@NN-ir9bj]

I sell used books (meaning brand new, read one time, and I do not bend the spines. You can't tell they've been read) for $.25 each, or 10 for $2.00 . I get people all the time asking if I'll go down to like, $.23 each! Why? It must be an addiction!

[@ppumpkin3282]

Start out at fifty cents.

[@NN-ir9bj]

@@ppumpkin3282 Good call!

[@mayaalexandra1822]

@@ppumpkin3282 This seems smart. I'll remember that, just in case.

[@foxb6756]

@@ppumpkin3282 @Nora Ness Yep. I second this suggestion. On some of the selling platforms I use online, its become the norm to low-ball sellers like crazy. Like "I know its listed for $100 and the original retail was $500 and its like new, highly collectible and hard to find... But the highest I'll go is $5 and you pay shipping (which is $5)." And the low balling is on top of 20+% in fees and that I used to always try and price my items at least 10-20% lower than the same / similar items on the market. So I hiked all of my prices and its pushed the low ball offers into a more agreeable haggling range, so I accept more offers resulting in a happy buyer that satisfied their desire to haggle and is paying what I actually wanted in the first place. And in some cases... They just pay the new asking price without haggling. So...

[@esta1ful]

It is an illness.

[@FlexWheeler2nd]

“We’re just so far apart . . .” I really LOL’d!!!

[@mishko520]

Swear to God, this is exactly why I refuse to ever have garage sales anymore, I donate everything instead!! Lol!

[@0221serendipity]

Donna Misko: Me Too! I donate everything instead rather than deal with them.

[@Kariegoz]

It's good to give of yourself in the name of God, that's the way to escape the fires of judgment when the Biblical End Times happen later this year!

[@ninjapuppy8331]

Yup! I donate too, I call it recycling !

[@Charlenedoesstuff]

Me too!!!! Lololol

[@cindygiesbrecht3146]

Usually you get a coupon for the thrift store so it's not a complete loss...

[@evanbelcher]

Dude's hilarious

[@xxMrBaldyxx]

I agree

[@bosswomantt]

The animated version was so good I had to.....love!!!!!!

[@tinybrownin]

LMMFAO I love his level of pettiness 😝😂👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽

[@jessicaaudate]

Levels I aspire to

[@NN-ir9bj]

I will give you $.70 to watch your special. I have exactly 2 quarters and 2 dimes. I will mail them to you, if you pay the postage.

[@michaelbrennan6123]

Nora Ness 🤣 the best reply ever!

[@NN-ir9bj]

@@michaelbrennan6123 Thank you! 😂

[@MrJking065]

You have hosted a yard sale before. lolol

[@JohnO318]

An awesome comedian.

[@xxMrBaldyxx]

you sure know how to make a deal! 😂

[@805Coastal]

This video is Hilarious... cuz it's TRUE!🤣🤣

[@gmaneis]

Yep. We moved from a house to an RV, gave away thousands of dollars worth of excellent stuff like furniture to friends, , then held a garage sale and made about $250 after selling thousands of little pieces of junk. "You're asking $3 for this jacket?" "Yep." "I'll give you two, right now." "Okay. It's a deal." One guy talked me down on a one dollar paper back book, so I know Josh is spot on. I didn't even laugh for the first minute or so while watching him, because if you've lived it, it's not all that funny!!! It's just pathetically true.

[@elderlypoodle9181]

I will not be disrespected in my own garage. True

[@User-be4fx]

Formerly Josh Chuck

[@mzim0653]

The people who gave this a thumbs down are precisely the people that he is talking about😂

[@Timetraveler1111MN]

Maura Zimmerman ha ha that’s true. Dipping into his income which comedians are cheapest therapy and they need to make money!!

[@codyroses7133]

The-Toy-Guy right lol

[@manictiger]

I gave it a thumbs up because he's right. I'm proudly insane and I love garage sales.

[@kathyduby8150]

@@manictiger Proudly insane! Great one.

[@fivebluelakes8948]

@The-Toy-Guy yet you probably laugh at TV shows which aren't the least bit funny but have "laugh-tracks".

[@42lookc]

"I could probably go 25 cents" "I'll beat it over your face for free". My, that escalated quickly...

[@jcb3393]

This guy is really good - one of the best on Dry Bar.

[@michaelsheahan36]

I was rolling!!! This is the best one I have seen yet!!! I haven't laughed that hard for a while!!!

[@BOBBYCHOP]

Chuck

[@Mushroom321-]

"this is not black friday" 🤣

[@sophiarose03]

A sneed is a thing most everyone needs. 😂 He’s hilarious.

[@Jitterskull]

Yes, and his seed to feed all of us.

[@tomj528]

I love to bargain, but if things are priced well I'm happy to pay what they're asking.

[@KakarotC]

I’ve dealt with the toaster guy before 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@mishko520]

I've learned to hate people just because of garage sales too!! I love it that I'm not alone.

[@kathymyers7279]

Your lucky anyone comes to see your crap at all.

[@mishko520]

@Kathy Myers, you're a perfect example of the point I was making!! Also, you might want to pick up a dictionary the next time you're out. Lol!!

[@paulmanson253]

We had a garage sale at the repair shop I worked at. My boss wanted to get rid of a bunch of stuff,from tools to hot sauce he did not care for. There was one guy,came back three times,looked at just about everything,bought a package of Knorr soup for $0.25, then complained the hot sauce bottle had already been opened. It too was $0.25. So I can follow your story.

[@mscocobelle]

“What’s today? Wednesday...” omg hilarious

[@Hey-cappy]

Love Josh...heard him many times on Bob and Tom. Always a treat.

[@Rockwell19701]

I just had my first garage sale and met my neighborhood. I changed the sign “ moving sale “ !!!

[@mariacruz8530]

My three boys and I have watched this over and over again. It’s absolutely hilarious, thanks!

[@chevyon37s]

It’s scary how accurate and real this is.

[@billjensen51]

Great timing, delivery and content comedian. Well done.

[@hawaiiramsfan7]

I'm having a garage sale right now and watching this is the truth lol. Made my day

[@cherokeeautogroupcherokeea3030]

Good stuff and clean for the kiddos to enjoy!

[@ahumblemansrahumblemansr3691]

That's the first time I've laughed out loud in a while. When he said he was ready to bust that guy's nose...

[@randelrice8789]

"I'm looking for one of those Oster, you know anyone selling one of them? Stainless steel, double wide chamber. You could burn a frozen bagel in 12 seconds. What am I gonna do with this....make toast?" 😂😂😂

[@yaniquebeckford1699]

I like this guy, he’s so funny 😂 Love these jokes about the people at his garage sale. I listen to this alot and every time I laugh. He’s real good.

[@amelinataylor464]

LMFAO my dad is one of those yardsale people. He's nuts when it comes to that stuff LMFAO

[@susans654]

Having garage sales is THE worst. I understand exactly what he's saying. Just take it to Goodwill and save your sanity. I can laugh about the horrors of it all now, lol.

[@allysonpowell2496]

Too funny! These are some of the same people you see on HOARDERS shopping at garage sales I bet. Afterwards dumpster diving and alley scavenging 🤪😜

[@1116may11]

One of my favorite bits of all time!

[@Lavenderrose73]

I could understand talking down if the toaster was 5 or $10, but _$1?_

[@cjzurcher]

And then at the end he finally says, "Okay, I'll buy it for a dollar .... Do you have change for a $20?" And that before the garage sale has even started and you probably haven't planned on having to change $20s.

[@the10thleper]

So funny. His delivery is spot on. Veery talented comidian. Thank you, I will watch for his name at our local comedy club.

[@abj5791]

That toaster part was truly hilarious....naw screw this guy hunny!! 😂

[@jestawell]

Sneed

[@brentlopacinski689]

This is hilarious it makes it more funny that I do the flea markets and treasure hunting for a living and stand up comedy every now and then

[@windyhawthorn7387]

I always loved yard sells, flea markets, antique shops/ junk shops because they taught me how to make a deal. And it's to leave with both parties satisfied not annoyed and irritated. You must recognise a great deal and never insult the seller. You must know how much you are willing to spend on the object. Put in a offer that's below your price but not to low as to insult the seller and start from there. You can sometimes offer a cheeky offer and get it. But it's also about how you talk and your interactions with the owner. If they like you alright then great deals will be had if they don't you will pay the highest price every time. My dad would always bring us girls with him bargain-hunting and have us on our best behavior. Because he said cute kids get lower prices.

[@couponville1]

They will talk you down.

[@honestman3387]

soooooo refreshing to see someone do comedy justice by actually being funny without resorting to vulgarity. I hope this guy always keeps it clean. That takes real talent. Clean laughs really are a different creature, and that creature is more powerful than raunchy laugh creature. The laugh pay off is also better when its not raunchy. Thank you Mr Sneed!

[@bobbierobinson6269]

I went to a yard sale early with my father. There were 7 people already there, but they had funny looks on their faces. I asked and they pointed at a sign that said, "No early shoppers! You will be shot!" 3 of those people went back to their cars and returned... The yard sale started an hour early. 😆

[@225kristent]

lol the toaster story would make me go up in price just to get rid of him.. a dollar? No, it's $3 now

[@officialFredDurstfanclub]

City slicker

[@cslcojoco]

10? Who starts a yard sale at 10? You were asking for trouble, buddy.

[@derrinpickett9948]

People up North do, I was in Madison Wisconsin on business and tried to hit some garage sales early on a nice sunny spring Friday morning and several garage sales were advertised at 10:00 am start times. I was like come on

[@bobbierobinson6269]

I would have gone home. I am not waiting until 10 for a yard sale! The others start at 6 or 7, by 10 I'm taking a nap because I was there at 5.

[@bookmarksstories8549]

Way too late - got to get people early before they get on with their day

[@n.howell980]

Early birds are annoying. How much do you really need used junk 🙄

[@a.k.4085]

@@bobbierobinson6269 lol

[@internziko]

Give this man his sitcom immediately..

[@CamillusFly]

Exactly what I thought, right off the bat.

[@davna4420]

" what am I gonna do with this ? Make toast ? " 😂 Smh

[@Sassysipe]

Josh Sneed, I laughed so hard that I almost choked on my drink. You are funny. I loved the garage sale bit.

[@mr.wizard2974]

This was one of the best videos I've ever seen!

[@dirkdejong8421]

What? 99 cents to watch your whole special? Man, we're so far apart right now.

[@josephsawczyn1145]

Like almost the price of a toaster

[@c.cannon1102]

This comment deserves far more love!

[@adiyahmalkah6945]

Walking outta there like Navin Johnson from The Jerk like "All I need is this toaster, and this beanie baby with the mystery stain, and this Playstation with no controls. That's all I need." 😂

[@sothathappened]

i really like how calm he is and super funny!

[@doriweishaar4901]

Oh man, l laughed so hard, nailed those people right on the head !!!

[@ambrlie06]

Funny, funny stuff. Nothing like having a garage sale. Start the day with some donuts, a good attitude, and go for it.

[@sherrywyllie2163]

We've only done ONE yard sale. Started at 8 a.m. People were knocking at our door at 6 a.m. I told them I had to get my kids up and feed them. 8 means 8! Funny.

[@bobbierobinson6269]

I'm always early, but I'm a passive aggressive shopper. I just stand on the side of the road and wave when you look out of the window 😆 The reason for this is old people...They never sleep and have more money...If I wait, they buy everything and I got up early on Saturday for nothing.

[@swish6754]

Looks like 4 early birds took offense to his comedy 😎

[@JoshuaHilbig]

15 now

[@KCCAT5]

I've had a yard sale several times I put down no early birds they show up anyway I guess they don't know how to read

[@voncoconut5293]

At last - a funny guy!

[@paulmoore7064]

Antique dealers are always early birds. Folks on Social Security will dicker over a 25 cent item.

[@melc311]

feed and seed

[@MelindaMysticWitch]

OMG he should have his own show he's so funny!

[@thecaffeinatedteacher7046]

What am I gonna do with this? Make toast 😂😂

[@hipsterelephant2660]

Formerly chucks

[@SteezyMcFly1]

One of my Favorite Bits!!!! Pure Comedy!🔥🔥🔥

[@waakkeuppp]

This guy got a lot of laughs out of me 😂 fantastic set

[@thethumper088]

I saw josh's comedy central special probably 15 years ago. It was hilarious. I especially liked his Jessica Simpson bit. Good to see he's still as funny as ever.

[@johnnyllooddte3415]

99 CENTS.????.. heck i can get a toaster for a dollar

[@davidoneill7554]

SneedemFeedem and Stand Up comedy linked up. Feed it or seed it?

[@chasseurdechattes8438]

imma sneed it

[@Lushfan]

Exactly right! When I have a garage sale, I'm more interested in getting rid of the stuff then making money on it, but yes, it never fails. No matter how low I set the price, they will haggle. It gets me upset. I think it's an emotional thing and not about the value. It makes them think in a very small way that they beat you. :) A new car for only $5? would you take $4? lol. At a flea market I once had a box that said "free stuff" that was filled with junk I was willing to give away. I swear people would walk by my stall and spend time to root though that box looking for buried treasure and then walk away without even stopping to look at the other things I was selling,