Weird Phrases That No One Should Ever Say. Mike Goodwin

Weird phrases that no one should ever say are a lot more prevalent than you might think, especially when Mike Goodwin tells you what they all are in this clip from his full Dry Bar Comedy special. Whether it's giving someone a piece of your mind, or letting the cat out of the bag, this comedy clip form Mike Goodwin is sure to keep you laughing from start to finish.
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[@lilliankeane5731]

“You can’t afford to give him a piece of your mind” 😆

[@daviddjportugal]

2 clips and I’m sold where’s the full special already??

[@OscarORosas]

Honestly this channel always has me cracking up; I'm surprised they aren't a subscription service.

[@froggyslap]

right!!?

[@alliphil1]

Oscar Shhhh.... don’t be giving them ideas. We out here enjoying the free tickets! 🤣

[@doctorPaule]

@@OscarORosas There's a Dry Bar Comedy app. You can "tip" the comedian through it. I try to be generous with those that really crack me up. I think this channel is funded through the actual club attendance.

[@Cr8zycakes]

@@doctorPaule and ads from KZbin monetization program

[@danieldallasdd3395]

Dwl. "Who's skinning cats. I guess the guy with the bag of cats" got me

[@jahanali191]

Stolen from tony baker

[@1FatherB]

EEG

[@ItsMissChas5]

Way to bring it home! 😂😂😂😂 That was really funny.

[@adamarens3520]

His delivery is fantastic, his observations are hilarious. This guy is GOLD!

[@gabutterfly2855]

Agreed

[@hxhdfjifzirstc894]

Gold, Jerry! Gold! He killed.

[@willhaynes2190]

True indeed

[@JamJam-VIII-II-XC]

This guy is black.

[@DantheDonut369]

Haven't seen this guy before, every joke landed! Great set

[@DantheDonut369]

@Heather Graham I'll check them out!

[@brit-ta-ni]

My feeling exactly

[@burale100]

Same here

[@cackalackcowboy2127]

Without a bad word...

[@rena6895]

@Heather Graham Nursery Rhymes is my favorite!!! He is so funny!!!

[@flamingpieherman9822]

I'm sitting here all by myself and laughing out loud thank goodness no one can hear me next door

[@elmyra.jackson]

🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@davidawilliams252]

Oh chile, me too! 😂

[@Scraffy83]

"SLEPT LIKE A BABY" this is what I been questioning after having my 2 and 3 child too 🤣🤣🤣 Those two never slept 😴 😂

[@truthunfiltered314]

Yeah, I've always had a problem with that expression too. What I hear someone say they slept like a baby, I always ask, "Oh, so you woke up every two hours crying?"

[@miriambucholtz9315]

I always think of a newborn sleeping whenever I hear that. They twitch, they make faces, they fart, they startle, you name it. If that's restful sleep, you can have it.

[@cello4Jesus]

Stop torturing us and upload the full thing! He's hilarious😂😂😂

[@shaanp9796]

Gotta pay him though. That’s why they don’t release it for free.

[@CaribbeanQueen72xx]

I can watch a marathon of his standup he’s really hallarious . Netflix needs to bring those comedians up for specials. We need them during this dark era, laughter is therapeutic medicine .

[@willhaynes2190]

Your absolutely right

[@elmyra.jackson]

I totally agree!! I've been watching him over and over!!

[@terryoberembt426]

Netflix won’t have him on as he is too clean. I love the guy.

[@judyroe663]

He is hysterical

[@tianaingram7927]

Did you see him on America's Got Talent? Hilarious!

[@jadefire2817]

He's so *intelligently* funny. I love when it's clean, and *SMART.* That is so difficult to do. Well done Mr. Goodwin, new fan here!

[@joans2002]

Yes! (And he might be related to " Amelia Bedelia!")

[@AckeeChick]

“She’s probably in the big crack house in the sky”🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@wannacashmeoutside]

I lost it when he said that 😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@cindylou870]

He is one of the best comedians I’ve ever seen! He’s clean & hilarious! His timing is perfect!

[@awho33]

"if you aren't clapping..." 🤣

[@tstuff]

He has the observational comedy of Carlin and a delivery better than most. He should be blowing up everywhere with his skills.

[@bbiggs4327]

Whoa hes got a way with words. Or should i say "he got away with words.!"

[@mickib1592]

When's your special...? 👍

[@jessicazimmerman9627]

Nice

[@matthewburton127]

"she does doing what she loved to do, probably in a big crack house in the sky" dwl ded

[@matthewburton127]

That was really on point 😂

[@orderlyhippo1569]

She *died doing

[@francollins4036]

"you wouldnt want me to die doing what I love to do"!! That line totally caught me out I literally yelled out laughing.

[@biffton440]

Intellectual humor at it’s best🙏🏾😂

[@SarahLizDoan]

“Sleep like a baby....you nasty!” Lol!!! Absolutely hilarious!!! So funny! Thank you so much!

[@tnpoohjessica1]

Omg! I've found my new favorite comedian for the 2021-2022 season....Mike Goodwin!! His star will continuously rise higher & higher. Kudos!!

[@paintedpony2935]

I died laughing, 🤣😅🤣 because it's what I love to do.

[@kittycat1302]

Good one! I 👀 what you did there!

[@esta7763]

We'll see you in that big youtube comment section in the sky

[@themanfromdelmonte9150]

See you in that big laughing house in .........

[@downeastermaineusa3794]

This man is super boss. Clever and sharp. Love his show.

[@linleyn3014]

" you dont want me to die doing whT I love to do" - they weren't thinking about standup😂

[@Possum_13]

I don’t know why we haven’t heard of you before! Love your observations! That crackhouse in the sky! Maybe the Crystal Gates? 😃

[@brianhalberg131]

Love his style. He delivers the lead up and then uses a pause to get you to formulate the punchline in your own head. Very cool.

[@edmaluf]

If this guy ever record an audio book... I'm buying. I don't care what it's about, I'm buying. 👍

[@ikechukwuoji1133]

I swearrrr

[@caseycampbell4787]

"They expired. Like milk." Lol.

[@Mrshellosuga]

I like him. He’s funny and he doesn’t cuss. That’s refreshing! 😊

[@mjames7674]

I can't wait until the whole special is up here

[@nv7466]

The Drybar app is worth it😁

[@cjcolaizzi1213]

Just get the drybar app because his special is on there as well as other hilarious ones

[@formerlyarandompropernameb9327]

Yes he’s hilarious 🥰

[@thomasinmoore1162]

Me tooooo!!! Every clip from him has been stellar

[@doctorPaule]

@@cjcolaizzi1213 I searched just now on the app, and I couldn't find his special.

[@ETtunguska]

Mike, I hope you're reading these comments. You're killin it man. Everything in your set is on point.

[@bran9730]

That last bit was hilarious 🤣 😆, yet so true! Love of their life!!

[@nenaelliott8058]

A genuine fresh look at life.. very funny. Cracks me up every time.

[@txblue33]

He was great! Loved his facial expressions.

[@stevengalindo7932]

This guy kills me! Hilarious!

[@finaltouchpro648]

Got me howling at "You nasty!" My whole body hurts from laughing 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 Mike you're a genius at what you do!

[@InnaVitamina777]

Absolutely BRILLIANT!! So happy KZbin suggested this

[@remidibeatz8780]

Dude is funny. I've always said this about many sayings like "It's cold as hell outside" Uuh, last I heard hell is quite HOT lol.

[@thecoach11]

After one performance I immediately became a fan this mans talent is solid

[@claudiaweier1153]

He's hilarious and adorable!

[@danielawooton1222]

OMG,that is what I call a true natural in comedy.I love to laugh and I laughed a lot watching this.Pure ,good comon sense wrapped in humor.Priceless,thank you.

[@jolenejames3650]

This guy is hilarious!!!!!! Love him!!!!

[@jenigerdts1029]

This dude is extremely witty & incredibly funny. I've watched all of the clips that I could find of this show. I really dig his style of comedy.

[@rey-yac]

I love his speaking voice.

[@jaylove5088]

Incredible comedian 👏 just Incredible!!!!

[@laurajarrell6187]

I've never seen Mike Goodwin before, he is great! And his voice is, too. 👍😘🥰✌😷🎃

[@andyrewchase]

There is still comedy out there. This is great!

[@glasschicken13]

He’s becoming one of my favorites!! Love his deliveries

[@southernladycharm]

I love him! I have seen him twice and he is fabulous!

[@danielschultz6706]

Absolutely hilarious bit! Great job. All his segments have been pretty good.

[@bottledfart]

Slept like a baby 😂😂😂

[@globetrekker86]

Slept like a baby... so they wet the bed and woke up crying

[@caseycampbell4787]

"Don't babies cry? And wet the bed? You nasty." Haha.

[@wendypicou8503]

Oh my goodness I’m dying here! 😂😂😂 Or departing, expiring...passing!!! 😂😂😂 He had me rolling!!!

[@oldguy7144]

Very fresh material, bravo! God bless those that make us laugh.

[@davidschmidt6013]

I loved the last joke, since it was SOOOO TRUE!!! We never say about an OD deathh, "He died doing what he loved to do..." BUT SERIOUSLY, isn't it true?? lol

[@Faithful1ne07]

I saw Mike live when he was on tour with John Crist. Happy to see him still killing it!

[@quentinquogamoddy1999]

Oh, I'd love to see John Crist and this fellow on stage together. I'll bet it would be phenomenal.

[@reasonablenamehere]

This guy is way funnier than the majority of others I've seen on Dry Bar.

[@kamillaparker6953]

You nasty! 😂

[@cherylmcdowell904]

That one really got me,too!!🤣🤣

[@quin073179]

clean comedy at it's best.

[@raggaduxjones]

“She died doing...what she loved to do.” People just don’t like hearing the truth.

[@blaqcaesar9267]

😂😂😂😂😂 I'm officially a fan of this young man as of right now!!!

[@its__justb]

He's funny, but this set here was my fave! I didn't want it to end.

[@kevingodding9316]

Very funny 👍👍👍

[@joshuaborem7063]

Not many comedians actually make me laugh out loud but this guy did.

[@julianndavis9415]

She probably in the big crack house in the sky 😱😂😂

[@jaylove5088]

I have watch this 3 times now!!! Omg release the rest of it its amazing!!!

[@elbiso2004]

Mike Goodwin is hilarious and I wish I knew about his material before!

[@Tim-57]

Very funny person!😅

[@LitNykWorldWide]

I’d love to see his full special... I’ve been laughing since the very first minute 😂😂

[@Wade970]

This guy is great, I really enjoyed both clips! Please release the full special.

[@dbrown2567]

Mike Goodwin is a comedic genius!!! His delivery is so smooth, he is hilarious!!

[@acuriouscelt]

This guy is good. I love his delivery. I would love to see an entire performance. The joke about “people dying doing what they love doing” was funny 😄, but when he delivered the bit about “You don’t want to see me dying doing what I love doing “ whoa 😳 that took me back. 1984, the Royal Variety Show on the BBC (I’m not British, but we we could get the channel in my country). Tommy Cooper, a British comedian and extremely funny, had just started his performance in front of the Queen, next he collapsed on the stage. For a few seconds there was absolute silence as the audience thought it was part of his act. It was a heart attack. RIP Tommy Cooper. He died “doing what he loved doing”.

[@addie7846]

Can I be honest with you ? 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@AndrewVelonis]

No. You must lie to me, it is required.

[@danielkutcher5704]

I literally died laughing, but the EMTs brought me back with the paddles! 😉 👍👊

[@pique-nique]

Actually, the English comedian Tommy Cooper died on stage ... doing what he loved to do. The audience were laughing thinking it was part of his act.

[@quentinquogamoddy1999]

😳

[@dakaliajohnson5831]

I haven't seen him before but I enjoyed this clip! Please give us the full special!!

[@nielsuni1518]

Funny, entertaining and all w/o having to resort to four letter words. BRILLIANT!

[@jacksongross6646]

Just saw him on Instagram and looked up longer bits. This guy is hilarious. I hope he goes big he deserves it. If Dane cook can do it, so can this guy 😂

[@mitsuomits9077]

That happened in Montreal: a comedian died on stage and at first people thought it was part of the act.. until someone came running to help him.

[@bigh8121]

Simplicity is sophistication. This man is fancy.

[@rainwalkerstudios3388]

And here I thought his bits couldn't get funnier. My throat hurts now.

[@robertkopp873]

I agree. He had me laughing so much. Really enjoyed...

[@laannw4263]

You are hilarious. I'm so glad they recommended this.

[@christineleblond7777]

This guy is amazingly talented. I love observational comedy.

[@jeanneratterman4174]

“Clap if you got crazy family members.” Oh my yessss! 😆😂🤣

[@michelleschulz4903]

He's new to me, but I'm totally loving every episode so far 🥰👍

[@JordanWellness]

He is such an intelligent and personal man! Love it !

[@LaughingDisciple]

Love it!!! Relatable humor

[@meekthegreek1623]

Laughed 🤣🤣🤣 so hard at the last joke, but all were good! This guy is the best!

[@jeromerovnak2138]

Thanks I Needed THat

[@nv7466]

Me too! I was in a total funk today.

[@mscpcrystal1829]

Great set! She died doing...what she loved to do, LOL

[@belmarmom]

His delivery is incredible and his voice is like James Earl Jones' voice. He's funny without being vulgar.

[@liztay36]

This guy has classic material😂😂👍. 🙏 to see more of him😘

[@queenelizabee7246]

This dude is funny! His less is more approach has me wheezing

[@katehoffman2139]

He's so good!! Mr. Goodwin I can't wait to see more!! Please have a special soon!

[@FutureCommentary1]

4:20 Dalida "Mourir sur scène". Fabulous Dalida. I love that song.

[@laannw4263]

Not a bad moment. You made me laugh when I was having a hard time even smiling. Thanks

[@Downecker]

The very best of real, clever humor😅! It's called satire, the highest form of comedy!😅😂

[@mikemanjo2458]

So funny!!! I love Mike Goodwin...proving you don't have to use bad language to be funny. (Jane from SC)❤️

[@Angel36930]

Nice clean and witty humor, love it😊

[@sophs81]

Love his voice ....and he got me in stitches 💞

[@trusound170]

Good lawd! I bout wet my pants on this bit. Had to call my kids over to watch. 😂😂

[@sanzrich9887]

🗣️😂 I'm glad I found this guy. Hilarious.