Weird Things Students Say

Subscribe for more awesome videos & don't forget to hit the bell!
► Follow us on Instagram: / bored_teachers
► Follow us on Facebook: / boredteachers
► Follow us on TikTok: / bored_teachers
See Miss Smith live at the Bored Teachers Summer Break Comedy Tour - Tickets on sale NOW! Grab yours at: bit.ly/BT-come...
Nationwide Summer Break Tour Shows in June:
6/9 - Biloxi, MS
6/10 - New Orleans, LA
6/12 - Beaumont, TX
6/13 - Houston, TX
6/15 - San Antonio, TX
6/16 - Austin, TX
6/17 - Dallas, TX
MORE DATES ANNOUNCED SOON!

[@hsbvt]

Here's one that one of my students said a couple of months ago..."Waffles are just pancakes with abs..." It still makes me laugh.

[@blond009]

Hahahhahahaha

[@dorismidge8762]

Not weird, but profoundly sweet: Student A told Student B his parents had separated and he was sad about it. Student B told Student A he knew how to make them fall in love again. Give them pie that they can eat together. He knew they’d fall in love over pie. Student B then went home and told mom he needed to bring a pie to school the next day. Mom calls teacher to inquire about said pie request. Teacher is slightly bewildered and questions mom as to how she got this information, as she never made any request for pie. Mom gets to the bottom of it, finally, after some questioning…Student B was just trying to help his friend. 🥰 No pie was brought to school. Parents are still separated. Kinda makes me wonder… 😆 I ♥️both kiddos. They’re both great little guys with lots of heart! Kindergarten, gotta love them!

[@pamelamays4186]

I'm sorry, but when a kid starts talking about summoning demons, it's time to call the parent so they can come to pick up their little

[@TukikoTroy]

"One day, you're gonna do everything for the last time." Not a teacher, just a parent on a normal day in kiddieworld. I thought about that sentence all the rest of the day.

[@mollytaylor8122]

Jeez, sometimes kids are the best philosophers. Until the next day, when they're playing cafeteria outside and offer you some nice "poopy grass."

[@kellytaylor1282]

One of my poor little preschoolers threw up all over her lunch. She looked at me and said, "that was a really big burp"

[@annabunovsky5628]

I’m a librarian & one day in children’s two little girls were playing pretend in the play/toy area. At one point they start running around with hobby horses and one girl says to the other “But mom, I have to go on adventures! I’m a teenager!” It just made my day.

[@guccideltaco]

I'm a middle school music teacher, and some of my Orchestra kids did a performance the other night. I was waiting for a couple of them to leave (because they didn't tell their parents the end time, of course), and my husband called me for something. When we got off the phone, I told them my husband was asking where I was. One of the 7th grade girls responded "Are we keeping you from your LOVER?" 🤮

[@musicalifornia49]

One of my 6 year olds used Biden as a swear word. He got frustrated and yelled "What the Biden!!" I tried to hold in my laughter but I failed miserably 😂

[@TheFinktron]

Summon a demon to my classroom? Not if he’s not on my roster.

[@mvb3508]

I work in a Catholic School and exorcism salt in my classroom that was left by the previous teacher....

[@thetrainhopper8992]

*When a kid was threatening another* I will send you to Jesus!!!

[@priscillajimenez27]

Face diarrhea was actually a good one. Like 3am thoughts lol

[@meganparreira2350]

Getting students pranking me saying there are bats in my ceiling then they Google bat noises on their Chromebooks instead of doing their work and say " oh my gosh I hear one. There's another one.". Oy.

[@jengentry06]

The 90s absolutely had a smell. A funky combination of Polo cologne, apple Salon Selectives, and Aqua Net.

[@Sara-bv9ui]

I forgot all about salon selectives😂😂😂

[@janelleguild5582]

How would the student's know though. They were not even alive during the 90's.

[@QuimBeeLivingstone]

CK One that's the first thing that came to my mind

[@blugreen123]

Don't forget Bath and Body Works Sun Ripened Raspberry and Cucumber Melon! 😂

[@jengentry06]

@@blugreen123 lol! I worked with a woman in the mid 90s who LOVED the cucumber melon scent. She LAYERED that stuff-body wash, body spray, body lotion, etc. You’d step off the elevator on our floor and immediately catch a whiff. “Whoa! I guess Nancy’s working today!” To this day I can’t stand that smell. 🤣

[@kimberlysmithKYA]

The 90s smell like teen spirit

[@mariannedeandrade-alden6804]

I wanted to add this comment so bad... but I knew I would not be the first. Lol.

[@treering8228]

So what I thought!😂

[@carolinemorgan94]

Please do a part two of this please

[@chrisbecker4412]

😂😂😂🤣 These are great! Also, there's a few we really need some context about-like the ice cream!

[@kendraskaboodle5007]

I’m wondering if this is from when Blue Bell was shut down… The Blue Bell factory is in Texas and was shut down due to listeria. It took forever to reopen, and there was a shortage of Blue Bell ice cream for months after it reopened. It’s been reopened for about two years, now, and we are just getting back to normal.

[@kinsley7777]

still trying to resolve which is darker ... the kids' comments or their parents 😂

[@becca_1770]

Kids are awesome 👌🏽, most of their parents not so awesome.

[@saragillihan484]

As a 4th grade teacher, I can relate to the weird things kids say! This was hilarious! 😂

[@jboepro1]

The 90s smells like old McDonald’s fries and 50 different types of Victoria secret body spray

[@andyhotchkiss9037]

"You should sell feet picks" - 😳What a high school senior said to me after I wore crocs with no socks.

[@jeannehall6546]

The ice-cream conglomerate conspiracy is the best one!

[@sapphirewyren02]

These were hilarious 😅 we need more of these

[@SmartMoufShirts]

A kid in my wife's 3rd grade class one year kept saying another student's name during a lesson. My wife let it happen for a while, then stopped him, asking, "Why do you keep calling him? You're both supposed to be paying attention to the lesson up here." Kid answered her, " Sorry, I'm trying to summon a demon." So, that recess fist fight kicked off almost immediately...

[@kristinreynolds577]

I love Ms Smith videos!! Your laugh just automatically makes me giggle right along with you, because it’s so cute! Thank you for making my day! 💗💗💗

[@SLYKM]

I'm happy to report that I only experienced face diarrhea when I got too drunk one time a couple years ago. Otherwise I'm known for not ever throwing up.

[@loveisntbrains]

Two days ago out of nowhere from one of my sophomores in study hall: Ms. C, I think I'd be a really good killer.

[@valciak1qyriley136]

Scary as hell…. too many of them are 🫣😳

[@da6337]

The 90s smells like Cucumber Melon and Cherry blossom

[@ForeverWinterandHope]

Pfft, lol!!! Needed this!!!

[@elisastuart-wilkins3808]

Some of these children will b in AP honors courses very soon & according to a few of those statements some of those kids will b TEACHING AP Philosophy courses 🙃😊

[@barbaramanickas6580]

That was awesome 👏

[@thetrainhopper8992]

You should raise my grade because an A- isn't good enough.

[@hsbvt]

Me: "How about a B+?"....HAHA

[@pizzapartytime1826]

Me raise my 59.9! Don’t worry he did.

[@priscillajimenez27]

Somebody studied French history

[@blond009]

One of the students told me the other day that her dad was in the hopsital, but she didn’t k ow why. Another students told me anout her clasmate’s dad beeing im the hospital, I asked again, what hapened and no one knew… the whole class knew he was in the hopsital but not the reason and one of them said she was smiling … it was a weird comversation

[@CC-jt5fc]

90’s smell = axe body spray

[@dixie0625]

Ah, the poop flex... the multipurpose hack that can help you rock it out or assert your dominance. 💩 Side note: The 90s smelled like Big League Chew, Aqua Net, and White Diamonds.

[@colleenobrien8212]

Maybe someone’s Mommy is a doctor.

[@endersblade]

You should be old enough to know what the 90s smells like.

[@anastasiae.9110]

Wow

[@dustinjolicoeur6138]

💚

[@larissabewick6310]

A few other reasons why I'm 🧒 (child) free! 😁😄🤩yay!

[@ryleestevens3031]

Second

[@ailsaobrien7662]

First

[@ryleestevens3031]

Second

[@robertdicarlo4490]

Best post, so far

[@joeycoco5396]

On the playground I overheard a 2nd grade girl tell another (while arguing over a swing)..."You spoiled, entitled, little princess...some of us have bigger problems, than yours. I need to swing to unwind" I mean dang...I need a turn on it myself then

[@benhaney9629]

Funny... Until you think about where they must have have a similar statement. From dad to mom... Or dad to herself even... “I need my scotch to unwind!”

[@WestExplainsBest]

I thought I was going to be able to contribute some weird student comments, but after the opening "My dad's poop weighs more than your dad's", I showed myself the door.

[@AB-zr8pu]

Me too

[@toddbuchheim8724]

I had students ask me in an Honors World History class, "How much trouble would we be in, on a scale of 1 for no trouble to 10, we're going to jail, if we created a dating ad for you?"

[@jennyhammond9261]

LOL!!!!

[@KidCity1985]

That's so sweet.

[@mollytaylor8122]

No trouble! Please, I'm lonely! 😂😭

[@janelleguild5582]

Oh my gosh! Wow!

[@poetlover30]

I would say "We'll discuss it after class." Yes please lol ❤

[@princessxera]

When I taught 1st grade, I had a student just bark like a dog out of nowhere. I asked why he told me "my brain is just messed up today" Fair enough, it happens.

[@CharlotteStockton]

Over than visibly pregnant, I had a second grader (and former kindergarten student) ask me if I was pregnant with a baby. I said: "Well, yes, Mark, I am". He responded with: "Oh, darn I thought you were having puppies and I wanted one!" ?????

[@sharimedleyed.s.166]

In my world geography class, after I told the class I had visited Germany, I had an 8th grader ask me if I got to meet Hitler. (FYI: I’m not that old!) 🤣

[@watvid1]

A student said "my mum doesn't let me in the kitchen because when I was 4, I put a banana in the washing machine."

[@pizzapartytime1826]

😂

[@jackkahler2116]

"What does the 90s smell like?" Teen spirit, of course.

[@susannpatton2893]

Yes!!!!!!!! I think this young lady (reader) was born after that herself

[@sabrinamiller4405]

Cucumber and melon body spray or lotion. Teen Spirit a good one.

[@priscillajimenez27]

These kids weren't even around in the 90s

[@hannahaitchison9139]

I write down the things I hear kids say or are told to me. My favorite is probably when one boy threw up in the hall and was trying to walk around it and said, "Oh no! Now I'm going to be late for recess!"

[@ammybg1154]

🤣🤣🤣

[@bluejay_6477]

Same chromebook kid! Same

[@kkharps5395]

Im teaching pre-K rn and I had a kid tell me they had a nightmare when they didn’t sleep at all and I asked them “how did you have a nightmare when you didn’t sleep?” He said “I was thinking about a nightmare” I said “okay….” 🤨Lol 😂😂

[@priscillajimenez27]

Someone check on the funeral kid

[@mr.osunasmathematicschanne8136]

I have been asked "what part of Mexico is Peru in?" After a WTF stare I answered "in the center bud!"

[@annasahlstrom6109]

"This is my sad puppy dog hand." "You're not my friend anymore! You made my heart sad!" To me: "Are you pregnant? What?! Well, that's the kind of dress my mom wears when she's pregnant." "Is that a wig?"

[@hannahaitchison9139]

I've been asked both those too!

[@joykinser3444]

For me the 90s smell like vanilla fields and Malibu Musk, lol

[@redwings13400]

Here are some of my best gems that I've heard as a substitute teacher. "There are probably Putin x Zelinsky fanfics on the internet" -fourth grader "Without the black plague, we wouldn't have gotten Beauty and the Beast" -middle schooler "Can I sell my sister on facebook marketplace?" -middle schooler

[@saba347]

Grey stuff delicious? Ask the dishes! 🍽️😅 I agree with others -- 90's smell like Teen Spirit! 🎶 I've heard the toot-poop comment personally before, unfortunately!

[@davidsmythe7645]

The 90’s smelled like Teen Spirit

[@susannpatton2893]

It smells like the 90's. Nirvana - smells like teen spirit !!! Or you are too young to remember that or know it?

[@beverlyh3822]

Anything that follows "Will I get suspended if...," yes, you will get suspended no matter what.

[@kristenkaz3080]

The 90’s smell like Aqua Net hairspray!!!

[@jeannehall6546]

No, that’s the 80’s, with the big hair!

[@mariyamirochnik6235]

Do Part 2!!!!!

[@byeteaching]

Funny thing! Students now a days.

[@sharpmom1737]

On Friday, I had a 2nd grader tell me about his family tree. He said, and I quote, " l have a lot of people in my family" Now, mind you, his last name is Hooker. Then he says, "Yes, there are a lot of Hookers in my family." I held that laugh so well that I deserved a reward for composure.

[@keke3634]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@theresadavis2900]

50

[@benhaney9629]

Nah... But diarrhea is ass throw up.

[@joewwow156]

The 90s smells like regret