Weird Things Wallace Says- Just Wallace Things Compilation

Weird things wallace says: just wallace things compilation,
Just a compilation of everything strange wallace does. He is a weird unit but thats what makes him amazing.

[@imapirateYT]

Pin this comment or I will make You make a weird noise

[@stollstoll1691]

Seems legit

[@thatnaivefilmmaker4856]

Well it worked

[@imapirateYT]

noice

[@PyroSirBrad]

OP: I know he's not gonna do it but I'm not gonna risk it.

[@Naruto_from_the_Naruto_show]

Empty words fiend, you do not possess such powers

[@PixlPixel]

Who could forget his most iconic line: “I’m not dabbing, I’m looking at the floor for cheese.”

[@mitchellmeyer5303]

iT’s NocHO ChEese! It’S MY cHeEse!

[@cyberdance4578]

Mitchell Meyer I’m going to say the N word!

[@mitchellmeyer5303]

CyberDance You can’t say the N-Word, it’s 2019!

[@Mr_Fancypants]

This one's a classic: " I'm quoting a video to get likes "

[@ceasendesist8476]

*"GIVE US THE BLOODY CHEESE"*

[@samcarroll3182]

That's just grand.

[@kieranstark7213]

A great definition of the Wallace and Gromit franchise! XD

[@catherinepayn8246]

What does grand mean?

[@Ayeloo]

@@catherinepayn8246 Flintstones

[@akirakus]

@@catherinepayn8246 its like saying luxury, "thats just luxury"

[@clownv3026]

Catherine Payn it means smoothly like If someone asked “how did the interview go” I would say grand

[@dianebotting1190]

“Every one knows the moons made out of cheese”

[@DW4Ever91]

"WRONG!" it's Charles Laughton! Get with the bloody times lad!

[@thescariestostrich3547]

DW4Ever91 it’s nice to see a fellow man of culture here

[@HarveyJackOlden]

Perhaps

[@BeanBag343]

Actually, new data shows that the moon is in fact not made of cheese, but it might be cream filled

[@ImpishMemePro1128]

Harry Oliver “Sometimes I dream of cheese.”

[@SomethingWasHereOnce]

"Well, back to the grind." Wallace says after he has successfully hustled someone out of 50 pounds of Wensleydale Cheese.

[@luvadria]

The Average Memelord no, Wensleydale.

[@mrcrowdonotsteal]

What’s wrong with Wensleydale?

[@jeanmichellelaurent]

Rise and grind, Gromit Lad

[@hectortorres9316]

Wallace sigma grindset >Up at 2 am >Starts working on inventions >Travels to the moon >Delivers the bread >Comes home just in time for crackers with Wensleydale cheese

[@Shrek_Has_Covid19]

sigma male grindset

[@norieldritch2264]

This was my impression of British people when I was 5 and now whenever I hear someone’s from Britain I just think of Wallace being himself for three minutes

[@potatoofmemes]

I mean, the voice actor for Wallace was British so, makes sense

[@therandomshow1265]

Cheesey cheese

[@gracekim25]

🤣I love it

[@Weldedhodag]

probably a better stereotype, just imagining all british people as up-beat goofballs

[@unstablerupture6983]

Well he is based on british archetypes

[@ianbabcock6802]

Wallace and Gromit are some of the most wholesome entertainment ever.

[@dimitriwarchief301]

Yup

[@shoobzy3431]

Just a genius inventory who's crackers about cheese and his dog.

[@ectovampz]

Fr

[@stevensteviepryde5888]

*IT'S NO USE PREVARICATING ABOUT THE BUSH*

[@h2omkno911]

The subtitles say it's no use barricading the bush.

[@KS.Inc3019]

h2omk bro They’re just auto generated.

[@h2omkno911]

@@KS.Inc3019 I know

[@KS.Inc3019]

h2omk bro Oh, Sorry.

[@h2omkno911]

@@KS.Inc3019 nah its ok

[@RoseSupreme]

Such a shame we lost this guy's VA recently. I dunno if anyone can replicate such a *grand* voice.

[@MidoriyamaRArekusu]

Straight up, nobody could replace Peter Sallis.

[@RoseSupreme]

@@MidoriyamaRArekusu He's just *that* grand.

[@darniusstudios5139]

Ben Whitehead has been the current VA for Wallace, when Sallis retired, he took his place.

[@austinmorrison6953]

Rose Supreme not quite.

[@RoseSupreme]

@@darniusstudios5139 Got an example? I'm curious how he pulls it off.

[@gavinj1456]

The “it’s you” line when the penguin takes of his rubber glove in “The Wrong Trousers” is singlehandedly the funniest line in cinematic history. Fact.

[@c.r.blankenship9040]

A penguin FEATHERS McGRAW THE PENGUIN???

[@gracekim25]

no no you have to say the whole line: GOOD GRIEF, IT'S YOU! XD

[@cringe9883]

_"Slow down for goodness sake, _*_you'll buckle my crunions"_*

[@mrvillager8295]

Trixie Soup Hanes I want to butter Wallace’s Crumpets

[@cringe9883]

@@mrvillager8295 B R O W H AT

[@mrvillager8295]

Trixie Soup Hanes U here I wanna to cheese his Crackers

[@cringe9883]

@@mrvillager8295 *cries*

[@spudsmckenzie2874]

@@mrvillager8295 Who doesn't...?

[@parkerproductions4546]

*E V E N I N G , G R O M I T*

[@KirbyLinkACW]

*E V E N I N G, G R O M I T*

[@kieranstark7213]

Gromit: *no voice, he can’t even make any animal noises* That is the response you get from Gromit (as well as Feathers also in Wallace & Gromit)! XD

[@communismoclock9958]

*E V E N I N G, G R O M I T*

[@ceasendesist8476]

*afternoon gromit*

[@numberq1134]

*E V E N I N G, C H U C K*

[@megabutters9144]

Who could forget "How dare you diss my cheese, you little green pest!"?

[@hostiusasinhostilityhostil7853]

Everybody knows the moon's Charles Laughton.

[@Dunce617]

So just let Charles Laughton pass you by head for the sun that's Stephen fry

[@Dunce617]

Watch out may I'm the next Pm don't believe me I'll jump big be

[@heatherbladefemboy989]

"everyone knows I'm the siith"

[@megabutters9144]

@@heatherbladefemboy989 "not yet"

[@TheHellInspector]

“They must be breeding like... well.. Rabbits!”

[@lordoftoasters2748]

How exactly does one "breed like a rabid"?

[@digitaldeathsquid3448]

@@lordoftoasters2748 You've not seen much of rabbits, eh? They are some of the thirstiest fuckbois in the animal kingdom, and their litters are gargantuan

[@Achilles94627]

"You'll be hunted down, like.. well.. a dog!"

[@storr7535]

They have lots of kids

[@gracekim25]

@@lordoftoasters2748 rabbits🙂 and you do it FAST🤣

[@LordKitchVonKibbleXII]

I M J U S T C R A C K E R S A B O U T C H E E S E G R O M I T

[@aliteralhorse5023]

Gromit cries a little inside. Just like yesterday... And the yesterday before that... And the yesterday before that...

[@Paragon13]

*Consume the cheese...* Oh god, now I’m referencing it too...

[@hatink4319]

CHEESE!

[@BoristheWolfPL]

G R O M I T! N O C R A C K E R S!

[@sweetva8538]

W E V E F O R G O T T E N T H E C R A C K E R S!

[@supuaforever21]

“M U S I C S T A R T S”

[@julliansabulao4091]

*S L I D E S D O W N L A D D E R*

[@acetyphae3101]

*[H A N D S S T A R T T O M O V E]*

[@bandawin18]

1:38 is the best part of this whole video

[@jeddflanders9394]

No one could ever ignore the fact that Wallace was just being Wallace over the years. R.I.P. Peter Sallis. We’ll miss you and your grand voice!

[@ThanosChicken]

why is he blowdrying when he has no hair

[@stevensteviepryde5888]

I never thought about that...

[@TheShinyDude]

Are you QUESTIONING Wallace right now?

[@UrAverageJoe]

To keep his sexy bald head warm.

[@normalspoons]

Even i didnt realise this...I just liked the way his ears moved hahaha

[@silkworm2595]

He's brow-drying

[@ritualinkling3079]

Peter sallis 1921-2017

[@kieranstark7213]

Well, at least we found a great person that live on (as long as a century).

[@dannypalin9583]

That whimpering noise he does as he runs up the stairs cracks me up every time.

[@velvetdraws3452]

that is the sound of a man who has lost everything he worked towards

[@mrcritical6751]

You can definitely hear Peter’s voice weakened by the time A Matter Of Loaf & Death came out but it’s commendable he kept voicing the character for so long especially seeing how Grand Day Out was just a small job he did for £50

[@freezasama5802]

Peter passed away in 2017 I think but he retired voicing Wallace after a close shave and a new actor did him after that that’s why the voice changes

[@mrcritical6751]

@@freezasama5802 no he was still doing Wallace for a good few years after Close Shave, it was around the release of the Telltale games he started not voicing Wallace

[@copperbunnies9849]

@@mrcritical6751 the last film Peter voiced as wallace was a matter of loaf & death 2008

[@mrcritical6751]

@@copperbunnies9849 yeah but he still voiced him in a few adverts and the World Of Invention show afterwards

[@r3n3gad33]

He's probably the most British figure just behind the Queen.

[@Thecoolmeister2005]

And Mr Bean

[@NobodyC13]

Or Arthur Dent.

[@MorreKorb]

The title has now been claimed

[@mushroomhead3619]

Or The Doctor

[@AbstractS04]

Or Blackadder

[@davesgotacamera1126]

You forgot: “I think you'll find that Darth Gromit will become more powerful than either of us.”

[@1980StarWarsGuy]

"Trust to much in your dog, you do"

[@superspeedbros2422]

@@1980StarWarsGuy As is your faith in the cheese and the crackers.

[@matthewrowe4162]

“Everybody knows im the siiiiiiiith”

[@medicmann297]

1:47 that’s the meme

[@Eastwoodhood]

1:46

[@mrwehraboo5478]

Im not dabbing im looking at the floor for cheese

[@grimempire8886]

Its nacho cheese, its my cheese

[@keith.8964]

Im gonna say the N word!

[@mrwehraboo5478]

@@keith.8964 you cant say the n word its 2019

[@Cathrinite]

But I'm wearing black shoes

[@enderdrone6432]

It's No Longer November LOOK WALLACES THE CHEESE IS GETTING AWAY! *points at the flying Dorito*

[@amtree6333]

As someone who live in the area where Wallace and gromit takes places, it is rather normal to talk like this

[@BobtheYouTuber]

Where would that be?

[@amtree6333]

@@BobtheKZbinr Lancashire

[@BobtheYouTuber]

@@amtree6333 I see. Thanks for the quick reply.

[@JonathanSWorsley]

Yes, my grandmother makes a lot of exclamations in a similar manner and accent.

[@rideexpedition]

Yeah, I'm from Yorkshire and we speak very similar. I wouldn't exactly call it "wierd noises, it's just how we talk" 😅 (I know Wallace is from Lancashire, but very similar ways of speaking)

[@FoxBlocksHere]

"Geronimo!" "Wallace?" "Uh, hang on a 'mo!"

[@beastbearing368]

"I've consumed ketamine and I'm going to die-"

[@mrcrowdonotsteal]

I’m ready to go to the future, lads!

[@graveyardscarlettanis13]

It’s Big Yoshi, lads!!

[@pavlosrousiamanis]

2:48 that's a very satisfying sound the pillow made there.

[@velvetdraws3452]

ikr

[@TrainFan119]

3:27 😐that looks wrong

[@BornotB-xi6kg]

"Back to the grind." *WALLACE VIBING 24/7*

[@jeanmichellelaurent]

Rise and grind, old Gromit lad

[@musikafossora]

let’s get this cheese lads

[@iAnnie]

Wallace is a blessed individual when it comes to dairy. No acne for that man, no sir. -I'll regret posting this later.-

[@arrogantbastard1438]

is it time yet

[@iAnnie]

@@arrogantbastard1438 Not yet. Still in the process of regretting it.

[@arrogantbastard1438]

@@iAnnie ayyy yo that was pretty quick, you could have literally died at some point in the last 2 years, nice! have a nice day

[@KingOli1999]

“No crackers Gromit!! We’ve forgotten the crackers!!” Possibly my favourite line

[@adderz8619]

What a weird, British, scary mess this show is. Love it. Curse of the Wererabbit is really funny - has some solid memes, especially the rabbit-Gromit one that says 'ooooooh I do like a bit of gorgonzola' 😂

[@spinballpac-man]

“Stay back! There might be a large rabbit dropping!!” 🤣🤣

[@toddoverholt4556]

I quite like 'the bounce is gone from his bungie'

[@bucketsdoesstuff2824]

The Were-Rabbit movie was my CHILDHOOD and I'm glad some other people know about it. Edit: "BEWARE THE MOOOOON!"

[@natalie6117]

It’s for sure one of the most blursed shows of our time!

[@ExcaliburofficialYT]

Oh I do like a bit of gorgonzola

[@TeckGeck]

I was looking for this comment, was not disappointed

[@NameOfTheChannel]

Fact that some people were scared of this show during childhood really suprised me. The stop motion is absolutely adorable

[@TheDeisasori]

Same feelings here. This is my go to show when I was a kid.

[@SkuttIefish]

Same, but that chicken is one of the most menacing dead eyed voiceless villains of all time so I can sorta get it. I also used to get a little scared with anything to do with the sheep shearing machine

[@Alizudo]

​@@SkuttIefish Feathers McGraw is a penguin.

[@SkuttIefish]

@@Alizudo What?! I had no idea. His costume is flawless

[@WeeWillySuperWhy]

Yeah and the super why pilot is also stop motion and it’s cute

[@KappaCrona]

*"YoU'lL bUcKlE mE tRuNnIoNs!"*

[@RexWort]

1:20 Well yeah The tea came out from the same tube as the diesel came out

[@RobTheGreenEngine]

1:50 The sound I always make when I’ve forgotten something upstairs.

[@returnosf5043]

Me, trying to sleep: The demons in my brain at 3am: 2:00

[@NukaZombie]

When I was a kid, Wallace and Gromit was one of my favorite TV shows.

[@jocelynecupcake]

You mean movies?

[@NukaZombie]

@@jocelynecupcakeThat, too.

[@Jojozilla426]

@@NukaZombie it was a series of shorts not a tv show.

[@natetheguy3017]

Same time tomorrow my *aPpLeScR00dLe!*

[@haharmageddontv6581]

*strudel

[@robotnr.1835]

Apfelstrudel

[@maedwithlove3000]

I'm going to be completely honest here: I was terrified of this show as a child. Absolutely petrified, and I have no goddamn reason why-

[@TONZAMUSIC]

Omg same 😱 but I loved it at the same time even though I kept having nightmares about this show…

[@jamieisausername]

Our brains generate fear from things we don't understand. This is too advanced for young people, but as we mature, much like cheese does, the flavour becomes acquired and our fears crumble, much like cheese does

[@XJamesM2001X]

"You'd better get a ladder Gromit, I think I just cracked me artex."

[@John-cr4cv]

You forgot one of his best lines: "The Crack Gromit, we've forgotten the Crack!"

[@Zyntherion2202]

1:15 I absolutely love that Austin A35 Commercial Van

[@Banan4Squid]

wallace: does anything gromit: i swear to whatever god there may be if you dont shut up

[@MrStacheReal]

1:37 no cwackers gowmit we f&$&&$ed up the cwackers

[@snek9406]

I legit thought he was saying that when i was young

[@Ziyaandow4690]

Actually, it’s “Forgotten”

[@SmartRascalStudios]

0:57 *B U C K L E M E C R U N I O N S* Haha! *Never* gets old.

[@chipdouglas9734]

"You'll bockle me crunions!"

[@cupcakegeek0152]

I swear it sounded like "you'll fuck up me crunions!"

[@Very-Uncorrect]

Love the implication that Wallace has drank diesel before (because how else would he know his tea had a diesely after taste?)

[@zombified3362]

I’m a bit more obsessed with that noise Wallace makes after he says Gromit happy birthday than a normal person would be.

[@CrashFan03]

My goodness, it'll ruin the woodwork

[@孫其暐]

You forget to put these following line in the video buddy. “I’m not dabbing, I’m looking at the floor for cheese.” "It’s Nacho Cheese! It’S MY cheese!" "I’m going to say the N word!" "E V E N I N G , G R O M I T ."

[@normalspoons]

Ketamine?

[@literallyanidiot2880]

I'm ready to go to the future lads!

[@literallyanidiot2880]

To the theatre!

[@Ang06896]

I love the theater!

[@Cyberbrickmaster1986]

I've consumed Ketamine and I'm going to die!

[@horribleboo]

“What the f👉🏻👌🏻🤰🏼 have you brought upon this cursed land?”

[@sarahsymons8249]

"I'm not dabbing, I'm looking at the floor for cheese"

[@tr673]

damn, the video ended right before "there goes me knotty pine"

[@IAmCipeRamo]

1:50 SCP-096 confiscated footage from [REDACTED].

[@drdespair3651]

XD Hah

[@keitaroc]

Omg i nearly died

[@3hoodies]

*I'm see*

[@3hoodies]

I SAID "DED" NOT "SEE" AUTOCORRECT.

[@jibnb5822]

Scp 096 spotted! Starting scramble gear and kill dr [REDACTED]

[@jacknation1141]

You forgot the part in episode 3 when he says *’I’m in bread myself!’*

[@3hoodies]

*Picky mode activated* Um actually it's film/short no.5, Wallace and From it in A Matter of Loaf and Death. *Ok I'm done* You're right tho.

[@Strongbad700]

1:17 There had to be a time where Gromit accidentally poured gasoline in there.

[@Nookimus]

"Oh H E C K."

[@Gruv2]

IM NOT DABBING IM LOOKING FOR MY CHEESE

[@ShawnTheDriver]

Girlfriend: "You ever thought about marriage?" Me: 1:46

[@lordwallace1621]

Shawn Lewis lol

[@BobtheYouTuber]

01:46 I love it how he shoots down the ladder.

[@Nerdosoidexd]

Wallace:*Cheesy brittish noises* Grommitt:*Annoyed silence*

[@ACARARACA]

1:58 me trying to run away in the dark

[@caseyismyname]

KZbinr: makes content KZbin recommended: WEIRDEST THINGS WALLACE SAYS COMPILATION

[@lordwallace1621]

0:18 does anybody even know what this mad lad is saying anymore? * that’s just grand*

[@jonahmcque8493]

2:56 best moment

[@iisunnyrxses7382]

2:32 THAT SMILE BAHAHAHAHA

[@supermakermatic2111]

You cannot convince me Wallace is neurotypical. He has a train set that goes around his entire house for crying out loud!

[@soupisfornoobs4081]

Literally flaps his hands

[@Chigger]

​@@soupisfornoobs4081He has special interests in cheese and inventing.

[@ilikebread206]

"I ate my dog because the Internet said he was made of cheese"-Wallace

[@eli.muskett8645]

I like how Sean the sheep technically did a cameo

[@FightingTorque411]

If we're indeed being technical, this isn't a cameo by Shaun. "A Close Shave" was where he first appeared, he had a pretty large role, and his own spin-off show came years later. A cameo is when someone *already established elsewhere* makes a special appearance in a show or movie, and in a small side part at that. 🐑

[@xenon_3200]

1:58 When I first saw this I had tears in my eyes 😂

[@H4LLW4Y.V01D]

"Wake up, Gromit! We've got to hide the body!"

[@Aaron-Miller-1138]

1:58 I can’t stop laughing! 😂 “Uhhh mmmm!” (Repeated three times) 2:11 Oh my heck! (It sounded like “Oh why heck”) 🤣

[@jojowinters7138]

Watch where you’re putting those paws!

[@normalspoons]

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[@TheChilternChronicles]

NormalTime ight

[@aesthe3002]

I did!

[@CrispyFrise]

Can u sub to me

[@tydial1014]

Favorite Line 1:05

[@dynamickhaoss1631]

Wallace and grommet one of the best British things ever created. Utter genius.

[@LeeReed1002]

2:05 Oh by heck Piellas purse *I must return it forthwith*

[@Staaken_the_kobold_sorcerer]

1:27 NO CRACKERS GROMIT WE'VE FORGOTTEN THE CRACKERS

[@MegaChickenfish]

It's no use prevaricating about the bush * draws lightsaber * EEEEEEEE!

[@petefcferris]

3:21 Wallace accurately predicts the future.

[@mushyzachman7731]

0:12 voicecrack

[@rannochanno3268]

Ah sorry gov’na, fraid that’s a bit of old British Banter, me old China.

[@edeldridge2188]

This makes me realize our British lingo does sound pretty odd 😂

[@AbrasiousProductions]

I wish i was British, being a plain American isn't all that fun

[@animateangus]

The legendary Peter Sallis.

[@TheSmart-CasualGamer]

I think his Yorkeshireness is dialled up a fair bit for Curse of the Were-Rabbit.

[@bioluminescentbro179]

I like how Wallace just loses his cheeks halfway during the video

[@changvasejarik62]

A confession I have no shame telling the internet. When I was a kid when I grew up I wanted to be Wallace. He was a looney but he was a loony with a life worth living.

[@abyssproduction427]

Im not dabbing im looking at the ground for CHEESE

[@LavenderDoor146]

3:12 ummmm ok, ok, ok. That looks wrong

[@fiddlydiddle869]

"I think I've cracked me artex."

[@Planetkid32]

2:06 ok the way he said that, I couldn’t contain myself. 😂

[@eddie_taco2350]

This show was satisfying

[@kieranstark7213]

Absolutely!!!!

[@tyhillbroussard4924]

“No crackers Gromit! We’ve forgotten the crackers!”

[@MidnightClubStillCancelledSoz]

"No cheese, Gromit."

[@chocolategingerbreadman871]

1:38 My favourite quote from Wallace!

[@dekucake4395]

Nobody: Gromit: Wallace: *WATCH OUT, YOU'LL BUCKLE ME TRUNIONS!*

[@kieranstark7213]

Gromit: