Weird Wikipedia Iceberg (part I)

[@_Farbs]

good to find an iceberg video that isn’t morbid and detrimental to my mental state

[@akiradkcn]

First entry is literally TempleOS lmao

[@Midnight_Freefall]

What, you don't wanna watch "Most depraved serial killers iceberg part 9" or any of the 100s of others like it?

[@swordbro1388]

@@Midnight_Freefall another one was literally on a guy who stalked a girl and wanted to send an HIV bomb to her. That’s pretty fucked up and then killed himself.

[@AFreakingAxeCH]

I would agree until the horse

[@robloxexcavation4785]

18:56

[@NicStage]

The recipe specifically called for COLD toast. You blew it, big time!

[@korpikuusi]

as nordic I love how you have mastered your english accent so well I didn't realize you aren't a native speaker and then out of no where there comes the perfect "ö" sound

[@ArloMathis]

Yeah, I only learned when he said 'as a fellow Swede' in a previous video.

[@colorfulchameleon9891]

That's so interesting. I'm American and I knew he was Swedish instantly.

[@MrMaggidaggi]

​@@colorfulchameleon9891he sound veery swedish

[@ArgyleDinosaur]

I clocked IMMEDIATELY that he was Swedish. It's so cool how languages and like, dialects and accents and stuff work. His English is perfect, but I think it's something in his "s" and vowel sounds that tipped me off.

[@colorfulchameleon9891]

@ Exactly!

[@blacklight6090]

I’m slightly disappointed that you didn’t mention the hypothetical creation of nuclear cults as a way to make people remember the danger of radiation

[@thedevicebook]

Hmmm, sounds like something that inspired a Fallout plot

[@maximilian1588]

Pharaohs curse makes everything more interesting.

[@thenewsonatrain]

@@thedevicebook children of atom

[@coolkiddo3110]

@@thedevicebook Pretty sure that there are multiple radiation cults in Fallout

[@gobbleygourdiscursed6782]

​@@thedevicebookthe children of atom

[@misad6308]

I just wanna go nerd out with Jeff about the Pac Man ghosts, because as a vidya lover and a tech enthusiast, the ghosts' programming can be considered the first instance of enemy AI in gaming and it is genuinely a technological marvel and a cornerstone of gaming history, and it's amazing that it's being popularised in this way.

[@cactus_vixen7093]

just to nerd out with this topic and the agro reply guy to this comment, obviously pac man wasn't the first algo video game logic, but it was done in such a simplistic and unique way that makes it so appealing and it's truly amazing. All coding is copying, it's god damn math so obviously it's never "new". However I would say the og pac man is kinda basic, ms pac man is where the real sauce is at

[@biggestastiest]

i am now interested in this thank you

[@PPSH-Riley]

​@@cactus_vixen7093ms pacman supremacy

[@standdownrobots_ihaveoldglory]

Saying Mrs Pac Man nearly killed me tho ... honestly that game normalized Ms! But that was fascinating about the ghosts! I could do rudimentary coding back then, wish I'd kept up, back then "Intro to Computers" was just BASIC. They expected us to learn word processing on our own. The kid who taught us all is the chair of the Chair of the State Board of Education lol...

[@Toenail_VR]

found the 4chan user

[@spaceycarchasey6656]

that whole skit at the 21-ish minute mark is one of the first call-to-actions that legitimately worked on me. i think i will like and subscribe.

[@ianhyland20]

I dunno, his example of a non-string instrument being a piano is questionable.

[@olserknam]

A lot of spooky mystery channels did convert into poor man's true crime channels when they ran out of spooky mysteries to cover

[@lovelyloops9889]

Right?!?! Spooky is so hard to do well, and then it’s just harder to find good material. I hate when they give up and become all about criminals.

[@masterewok21494]

I can't believe you didn't follow the recipe for the toast sandwich and used HOT toast.

[@Bluegirl12345]

It's basically a bread sandwich

[@biggestastiest]

..as opposed to what?

[@Iamnottheplatypus]

You're supposed to use COLD toast?

[@IAmostSeeTheWorld]

The recipe even says OLD toast​@@Iamnottheplatypus

[@N1t3m4r3]

​@@biggestastiest as opposed to the COLD toast the recipe repeatedly asked

[@LoZander]

That sub skit made me laugh out loud despite being alone. That was fucking awesome. If I wasn't already subbed, I would be after that. Insane stuff. I love the creative performance stuff and how you even work it into videos like this where you don't expect it. I only found you today and this is only the third video i watch, and I already love your stuff

[@mcnoobie_]

Dude why do you not have a million subs? You're 10x more deserving than 90% of successful KZbinrs.

[@lilyliao9521]

this applies to practically every youtuber

[@dagtheking5739]

Bro, that’s what everybody says about everybody. Just enjoy the video.

[@dangerxbadger2300]

I totally agree. I really thought 10 Tapes was gonna make him explode but alas. I still love his content tho

[@user-bluediamondtheleprechaun]

Ikr

[@MajinCanon]

I mean he is fairly new isnt he?

[@jello2679]

just watched your jazz skull investigation and now i'm digging through the rest of your channel - it's good stuff! (p.s. Shaggs video when??)

[@mothturtle7897]

doot doot

[@Cut3yKat]

root doot

[@dirtpig02]

doot root

[@turtle1658]

same

[@realitypoet]

Invalid (noun) and invalid (adjective) are heteronyms - they have the same spelling but different pronunciations (I love English.) The noun is pronounced like IN-vuhlid, and the adjective is pronounced in-VALL-id. I’m sorry.

[@real_surreal_sir]

English is really quite a comPLEX COMplex of linguistic buffoonery

[@DarkEveryHeart]

Desert Bus is great as it inspired Desert Bus For Hope, the once a year charity event where the Loading Ready Run crew (a group of comedians with a wide variety of content) play the game for multiple days straight to raise money for charity. Its a real fun time to tune in every year to watch them play this awful game and the funny moments that ensue in an effort to keep themselves entertained.

[@Joe-sc8fu]

Also Desert Bus VR is on steam

[@gdtyra]

As if those nuclear waste warning messages would work... Just going to make future humans more interested in finding out what's inside

[@thedevicebook]

And so many of them rely on people knowing English in the distant future. At least the graphics one was a clear warning & also my favorite

[@eveoftheroses3766]

​@thedevicebook i thought the language plan was to word it in all major current languages and then to add new languages around that in concentric circles to attract future civilizations to add their own transcription of the warning in their languages as those languages evolve. So as long as there isn't an entire wipeout of people and all information at the same time then it should all either be in a language someone lying around will know or be translatable from more recent history

[@jimena6194]

@@thedevicebookI’m assuming it’ll be very close to how using Phoenician alphabet would help in translating very old texts, because English is used everywhere in the world and affects a lot of words, it could be used in a similar way, even if it takes time.

[@Taurusus]

Which is actually exactly why it's such a tough, ongoing and highly debated challenge, and you end up with something like the morbid slam poetry demonstrated above. People think biohazard symbols and glowing spikes are cool as heck and use them to decorate their houses and bodies, so it has to be boring and plain enough that the meaning doesn't get diluted through casual civilian adoption, but still convey the required intensity (already "This Is Not A Place Of Honor" has something of a memetic momentum, so it will likely be axed). It has to be timeless and self-contained, it can't require prior knowledge as that entirely defeats the purpose, so you get the pictographic storyboards. It's a very interesting thing to delve into!

[@eveoftheroses3766]

@Taurusus Remember that "This Is Not A Place Of Honour", and the rest of the whole quote was never meant to be the message, it was meant to be a design document for what the pictographic symbols and signs as well as the architectural design of the area was meant to evoke. It was just a notice on the intended vibe

[@kentnewsworthy9229]

been binging your stuff all arvo since the jazzy skull vid and man this shit is consistently good, like i dont wanna do the cliche "you deserve more subs" im just very impressed and love the videos and cant wait for more

[@andrealmeida1022]

i appreciate the fact you spent the first 4 minutes of this video explaining what was about to happen as if i was a 7 year old.

[@aliveslice]

There will be about dozens of comments like this as is we didn't already get the idea from this one.

[@dstinnettmusic]

I mean….welcome to life? Not everyone knows what you know. If you are making something for the public to consume, you are a fucking moron if you don’t try to tell people what that thing is.

[@MaxOakland]

I found that annoying tbh

[@andrealmeida1022]

@@MaxOaklandcongratulations, today you've learn about sarcasm.

[@MaxOakland]

@@andrealmeida1022 Sarcasm isn't obvious on the internet

[@raphaelmontinho6788]

The Long term nuclear waste warning messages shows us that we still need hieroglyph in modern live to send messages to the future. The problem with it is that probably they'll just dig it out before trying to understand the message.

[@lilyliao9521]

or theyll just ignore the warnings like we do with pharoh tombs

[@Ch4pp13]

Another problem is that what we interpret today is not what we'll interpret tomorrow. So having a bunch of signs that to us, today, show that nuclear waste bad for humans... Could be interpreted by a future society as "these funny rocks will make you ascend to GODHOOD" and there is quite literally nothing we can do about that. Because by the time you can dig up nuclear waste in a mining operation, society will have progressed massively, and you need only look back 10k years to see how much shit has changed, and expecting universal signs today to still have the same meqning 10k years into the future is unrealistic if you ask me.

[@MaxOakland]

No they won’t

[@MaxOakland]

Dude I love the Shaggs! You should definitely make a video about them. What a story and what weird music

[@jimble6580]

19:51 Pianos are both string instruments and percussion instruments at the same time. When you hit a note on a piano, a hammer strikes a string and that makes the sound you hear.

[@Mostbee]

This is a good way to piss off your kidnapper...

[@Т1000-м1и]

This feels legit like something you'd see on TV in the 2000s. It truly feels like there's so much more behind this and the author's story then the modern "content" that's just someone reading stuff in a weird voice with AI generated images

[@Regulith]

some of the long-term nuclear waste warning methods are funny to me because I feel like there are few things that would make me want to dig MORE than discovering a bizarre, unexplainable ancient structure

[@osmium6832]

That is part of the difficulty and what makes the problem so thought provoking. A skull and crossbones is about as visceral of a warning as you can create. It's literally a warning using human remains and why we use it as our universal symbol for poison. Such a symbol would still be recognizable as human bones in thousands of years whereas something like the biohazard or nuclear radiation symbol will be seen as weird triangles. However, even the meaning of bones can easily drift. For example, a skull and crossbones is also associated with the pirate flag and could be interpreted as "pirate treasure buried here!". I think the solution to the issue lies somewhere along the lines of burying the waste very deep in a desert and collapsing the hole with no sign at all. The odds of someone accidentally digging down a thousand feet in the middle of nowhere should be pretty remote. Any warning at all is too much attention.

[@coolkiddo3110]

it's worth noting that one of the ideas is to just have the area blocked off with a giant wall, and then with a museum next to it to explain what the area is. I feel like this accounts much better for human curiosity!

[@swaggydaddy4563]

This video has too much effort put into it to only have 6,000 views. You're criminally underrated

[@PanAndScanBuddy]

How about ten times that?

[@swaggydaddy4563]

@@PanAndScanBuddy Good, glad he's finally getting some recognition and views!

[@PTFVBVB]

absolutely criminal how you haven't popped off yet, I've been burning through your catalog and it's just banger after banger. Knowing you've worked with disrupt at first made me think about how that would have impacted you, but the more I watch it feels like you were influencing them. Hope you get the break you deserve.

[@PTFVBVB]

Well at least we're beating the 27:25 prediction!

[@KakuroKing3407]

I love how you explained and adapted the iceberg format haha. It’s way more fun to share what you learn than stuff you knew about

[@wigglypfff]

Where's our bus Jeff, where's our bus? Also, mandatory "piano is a string instrument" comment. It's both percussion and strings. Great video!

[@lapapitacanaria2588]

Your channel is a hidden gem

[@Samstrainsofficially]

I remember J K Rowling eating a dog live on chatroulette. If you don't then you should definately search for it and ask others if they remember it.

[@clcsqueejy04]

Duuuuuude, Emperor X is one of my favorite artists. Awesome cover of 10,000-Year Earworm! Well done.

[@maciejook7]

I’m so glad I found your channel! Very high quality, interesting content!

[@CourierSiix]

surpised that you arent bigger considering how well made and edited this is.

[@HappyNBoy]

This video is a wild ride, and the production and editing is pretty awesome. Great job!

[@caustic1611]

Had to take a break from watching this so I could follow you on twitch but I came back and I've finished the video now! Excellent, I loved it, I learned things and I remembered things that I wish I had forgotten.

[@AidanPatko]

This feels like twenty different videos in one and I love it

[@CarlMakesVideos]

To clarify! The pac-man ghosts also cycle between two phases, one where they follow the patterns you described, and one where they meander about, somewhat randomly. However, after a certain stage in the game is reached, they are in all chase mode, all the time.

[@natfranklin]

i bloody love a good wiki deep dive, 10/10 video jeff!

[@Temaile]

Okay but seriously? The subscribe skit really shows what an absolutely AMAZING horror movie actor Jeffiot is.

[@mischiefcal]

27:09 your doot doot video has doomed you

[@lewistownsend8868]

Great video! Hope your channel blows up soon.👍 Also love seeing an iceberg video where the explainer shows up in person.

[@marthastewwart]

Well, you finally played Desert Bus yesterday. So, congrats on the milestone

[@akiradkcn]

This guy gives such "how you do fellow kids" vibes I love it

[@sarnea5331]

Ie been on a binge watch since finding your jazzy skull video. Boiii you may be my new fave, you are CRIMINALLY underrated!!

[@alyshamcalpine2238]

i’m so glad you showed up in my recommendations omg

[@sanstheblaster2626]

I can't be the only one going though Jeffiot's entire backlog after discovering him through his latest video, right? Because it really feels like I am judging from the views on these videos and it's a real shame - all his videos are great!

[@idkanymore5921]

i was recommended the toy story video and now im going through em

[@ntp4003]

Same and honestly his other stuff are way better than that already good investigation video

[@plushdragonteddy]

this is immediately, hands down, my favorite iceberg video i’ve ever seen, and i’m so glad there are so many parts! every other video i’ve seen in this format is just people listing things off with no transition between each point, the only sense structure being provided by the increasing obscurity of each point, and like. that’s not a structure. for as much as i adore listening to complete strangers on the internet talk about things i know nothing about, i have so much trouble paying attention when i watch iceberg videos. this video is different. there’s structure, there are transitions, heck, there’s even kind of a plot! everything makes sense. it flows so much better than the usual “thing one. unrelated, thing two. unrelated, thing three.” i am SO grateful to this video & hope more people learn from its presentation style in the future!

[@maravreloaded]

What even is this channel? *_I NEED MORE._*

[@nb4795]

I don't remember subscribing to KZbin Premium why am I getting recommended pure art

[@dangerxbadger2300]

I can't wait for the day when Charlie or someone huge like that finds you and helps your channel just rocket into space. You're so talented and really deserve more recognition and reach. ❤

[@jeffiot]

thanks pal, hoping it happens soon :) getting kinda unfeasible to spend all this time, unfortunately.

[@peeron6829]

​@@jeffiot your time has come my friend! deserved

[@ishitvvats2044]

​@@jeffiot idk about that but the algorithm is pushing you!!!

[@jdsd744]

I'm gonna share the channel and go and like all his videos.

[@jdsd744]

​@@jeffiot the ghost busting and toy story videos were so different and so great. This is too. Keep it up. I'm busy mining through everything you've made. Also, technically, a piano is a string instrument. :)

[@AdrianChazz]

_"Let me tell you: Clyde is up to some shit"_ might be the single best line ever spoken about any Pacman games. (Yes, including Scott Pilgrim)

[@RorysHappyHouse]

Holy shit I just found a goldmine of a new channel

[@sewnkin_fournine]

Oh. My. God. 20 minutes in, and you have already earned my sub. You, sir, made my day. Dat mustache though. I think I have found my new favorite youtuber ❤

[@cmromeo_]

Day 1 of requesting you release a full cover of "10,000-Year Earworm To Discorage Settlement Near Nuclear Waste Repositories"

[@xxrebelgearxx4576]

at 19:22 you look like you could play a really good serial killer for a movie, id love to see it

[@Lucy-fn9rj]

The solution to nuclear messaging is to keep symbols consistent and make the nuclear waste EXTREMELY deadly. The only thing that will consistently get the point across is if everyone who goes there immediately dies. Symbols can change meaning, but “everyone who steps foot in there dies the next day” is unambiguous

[@BLK_MN]

Subscribed. Obviously. The man's a genius.

[@baddaytrader]

You deserve all of the subscribers, man. Love your videos, keep up the good work. I'm gonna binge them all!

[@TheGrayEsteban]

Mr. algorithm showed your channel to me just yesterday and I'd just like to point out how good your comedic timing is. The build up for the Toast Sandwich review got me good 😂

[@TheGrinningViking]

Man, if I wanted to be famous you're the guy I'd plagerize while I jingled keys in front of the camera to keep the 12 year old demographics attention.

[@maddox2066]

i found this video in my nightly routine of looking for something to fall asleep to, thinking this would be a typical iceberg with a monotone narrator giving information about whatever topics, but then you starting making a goddamn toast sandwich. built different. im hooked.

[@CusterdCrange]

villain Jeff arc with the subscribe skit was so good 😭 i loved how you were writing it just out of nowhere, this is why i am SO interested in your channel rn lmaoo

[@behindthefern2846]

I really love your sense of humor.

[@silent_soul87]

love seeing new iceburg videos. amazing editing as well!

[@dextro_whatever]

Stuff I've found in Wikipedia articles: - actual photos of Jack the Ripper's victims' autopsies - sex stuff. So much sex stuff. Great articles actually. If you want to waste an afternoon learning about unique kinks and stuff Wikipedia isn't a half-bad place to start as it turns out. - about everything I could ever want to know about pharmacology and lesser-known drugs that you can't find anywhere else. Social media like Reddit and Quora tends to be very subjective, and info put out by pharmaceutical companies, the websites of recovery clinics, and the DEA tend to be very objective, but some Wikipedia articles give information that wouldn't be covered by either of those types of sites, like development history, processes for how things are made (sometimes), and legalization status around the world. I love Wikipedia precisely because you can find information on anything, and I think it's a great jumping-off point for closer research of practically any topic.

[@guydude439]

This guy has a sense of humor and an editting style similar to that of golden-age Drew Gooden but somehow unique and funny on his own

[@deliaisdying6404]

I just found your channel and I'm definitely going to obsessively binge watch all of your videos!! Really good content, damn.

[@stevenjohnson8995]

Great content, loving the humor and style. I enjoy that it feels genuine. New sub but glad to be here

[@rowieboatt]

I love that every time someone mentions ice berg videos, wendigoon pops up

[@holderian0]

I don't know if you're still doing these but you need to talk about the "Butanese passport" wikipedia article lol

[@Aetharn]

Love the vid, and i'm honestly hoping for a full cover of the 10,000 year earworm cause your take on it has been stuck in my head for a few days now lmao

[@DanFlavel]

"doesn't have to be a string instrument, how about a piano" bro they're made of strings

[@birdtunes6199]

The intense Pac-Man ghost tangent earned you a sub. Love it !!

[@zackhype]

Should probably mention that Whang has made videos on like half of these things lok

[@Pinoccappuccino]

0:01 "Oh, would you look at that, it's 2023" Me: _*watching on the fourth day of 2024_ "Huh."

[@dudeistpriestman]

"Thanks!" Is the default message...but I don't really have anything else to add.

[@ArmundJay]

25:09 going to be honest i was watching the screen out of my peripheral vision for a minute and had to do a double take because my brain registered that as omega flowey from undertale lmao 42:39 okay patron Scam Likely, i see your Dungeons and Daddies reference and tip my porkpie hat to you

[@pineapplequeen13]

As a nerd for video game history and coding, I am thriving listening to that tangential (but very accurate and concise) explanation of the pac man ghost movement

[@IAmostSeeTheWorld]

Way better than some Ive seen, just stating they have personalities and not what that means

[@beat0s]

'there was a third alternative for the end' w h a t h u h w h a t jokes aside, great video that was the best call to subscribe i have ever seen in my life im fucking dying

[@PichuBrothers123]

this is gold, keep up the awesome work man

[@RedIzaK_YT]

You are very talented person, I seriously enjoy your videos

[@sasariwtf]

My friend tried multiple times to create a Wikipedia page for penguin poop. This ultimately resulted in our whole school being blocked from accessing Wikipedia for three weeks.

[@michaelwoods8299]

10k subs was an unachievable goal 11 months ago and now you're over 100k?

[@AidanPatko]

Oh boy, I think the algorithm served me up my new favorite channel today

[@Smokeybluetheraccoon]

I heard of someone with alien hand syndrome that would go shopping, put things in their cart with one hand, turn away slightly, and their other hand would put the things back on the shelf or just throw them on the ground

[@stewartbugler]

I just realised something about desert bus... The bus doesn't pull right.... The land curves West... That is the "straight" road you travel on in real life.

[@lordmangurrian8487]

Scientist: This hole is death. Future cultures: TL;DR

[@mikaes]

omg im glad this was recommended to me, im surprised you dont have more subs. cant wait for pt. 2 when and if u make it.

[@Jerrycourtney]

A little bummed out that I actually buy HIV blood at Walmart or Target. Well, Costco, here I come.

[@elizabethslayton3534]

As a Buffalonian, I can confirm. Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo is accurate.

[@TheSamuelCish]

The most annoying part about "invalid" is that's it's pronounced "invalid" and not "invalid" like you'd expect.

[@linkforc3]

Dude I swear I heard the E.T. burial story multiple times before and you are the first one to say that there was actually many other titles besides E.T.

[@gunslingerspartan]

realised I was hungry when you started talking about the toast sandwhich, so I made one complete with salt and pepper, a slice of cheese and some sliced polish sausage 10/10 would again

[@lukewilde9119]

Your content is fantastic! Love your comedy, brother

[@hannah.montana2194]

can't tell you how happy I am to Finally see someone say wojteks name correctly

[@innocentexile165]

On the subject of nuclear waste, an american semiotician, Thomas A. Sebeok, was commissioned by the US gov't to determine the possibility of creating such a system of communication that would maintain significance 10,000 years in the future for sites of nuclear waste. You should check out his article about this called "Pandora's Box in the Aftertimes," in I Think I Am A Verb (1986). Super interesting read. His ultimate suggestion is that no language can persist for so long and than shunning does not work; we should instead, as he says, found a "nuclear clergy" where practices and rituals of reverence can be passed down orally from student to teacher in a secret, liturgical language.

[@midn8588]

That sub skit has probably the highest horror-to-duration ratio that I have ever experienced, my lord.

[@loganshockey1335]

Frog battery refers to physiological experiments that were carried out around the time of Alessandro Volta and Antoni Galvani, it’s how we discovered that our bodies have electrical currents in them and that we use them to send nerve impulses

[@loganshockey1335]

*Luigi Galvani

[@XxCrystalPhoenix]

I lost count of the number of times I had to physically pause this video to laugh at the bit. Incredibly well made video, man.

[@DiscoDachiff]

"It doesn't have to be a string instrument. Do I look like a piano?" Lmao

[@DUKE_of_RAMBLE]

I feel like that was _him_ gaslighting *US!* 😅 Aas he seems smart enough to know that pianos are considered to be... a string instrument! 😁 _(as well as a percussion one)_

[@korvaenaamah187]

I too have tried New Camera. It changed my life! I recommend talking to your doctor to see if New Camera is right for you.

[@MrYakamoneye]

I laughed out loud irl seeing the intermission in the bathroom. Thanks to the holy algorithm for having shown me your work today !

[@dedusmuln820]

30:51 i was surprised to hear airxonix menu theme in another video but i was definitely not expecting music from the original DXBALL. you have good taste man