Weirdos rent a car

Portlandia clip. Recorded on my phone from Netflix since I couldn't find the clip online. Yeah the quality sucks -- you upload it then!
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[@stephaniepappas1645]

I love how helpful the lady was the whole time 😂

[@RataStuey]

Stephanie Pappas well she’s frankly a workaholic

Helpful? R u kidding...she was just trying to upcharge them to a convertible. In Oregon. Smh. And she didnt even consider the hat. $24.00....

[@hmmahlahbahhhhhhhhhhhh2123]

@John Smith whoooosh

[@Warholy]

Well she was trained as a Godmother so she's meant to be helpful!

[@waldorf2007]

1:17 What's happening? perfect

[@no_peace]

She's so professional

[@Aeroldoth3]

1:19 I love her non-plussed reaction... "what's happening?"... the mark of anyone who's done customer service for years.

[@felix2281]

Total power take control move....freaking hilarious.

[@kentatakao6863]

No hyphen in nonplussed. t. internet aristocrat

[@pankourlaut]

1:30 omg

[@ManicMercurianAstrology]

🤣

[@customsongmaker]

Nonplussed means bewildered. She was unaffected.

[@NewsHistorian]

This is a great customer service training video.

[@GhostRanger5060]

Epic comment.

[@jilleven67]

I like the part where she tries to "celebrate" with them..

[@tvtitlechampion3238]

So adorable

[@robdoubleyou4918]

Huge props to the actress playing the rental agent. She’s magic!

[@Fanaz10]

Jillian, she's great also on workaholics

[@anyagee9467]

She is also great in "Brittany Runs a Marathon"

[@reklawxero6946]

Loved her in the movie "Fist Fight" with Charlie Day and Ice Cube, she was the best parts!!

[@MyBaLLsBLoNg]

Annnnnd 21 jump street. She’s related to Humor, in her blood.

[@BadBoyBobby85]

The look he gives the dot to dot printer had me dying.

[@nomadben]

*dot matrix

[@kishascape]

Him lifting his whole trench coat and hanging things up instead of just unzipping the front to get his card was hilarious.

[@MrUltimateConsumer]

The fact that you called it a dot to dot printer had me dying and feeling old…

[@microdesigns2000]

Dot to dot, that's cute.

[@AsItHappensHere]

dot to dot LMAO

[@TomMarvan]

He’s horrified reaction to the dot matrix printer is totally appropriate.

[@shivasthong4924]

I actually miss these kinds of people.

[@jongreenleaf1000]

@James X naw the femenist shop exists

[@holzerisms]

AudioGardenSlave fu

[@AudioGardenSlave123]

jenny holzer Nice argument.

[@SpencerLemay]

@James X Why wouldn't they exist in Portland? They existed in college.

[@ASMRyouVEGANyet]

They still exist. I see them every weekend at the local goth club. I'm sure there are some in Portland too.

[@sstaners1234]

“We have a family cruiser.” ‘For like a family of mourners?’ 😂 These guys are my favorite characters in Portlandia.

[@slithygogs]

The employee nails this. "...What's happening?" and is unphased

[@woodson21]

The eye roll when he finds out conclusively that there are no coffin straps to rent.

[@jimbarino2]

The rental agent reacting like "Oh, we normally do but we are fresh out"...

[@GhostRanger5060]

Absolute rental car company fail right there. #fail

[@Elgsdyr]

That satisfied double nod at 1:32 like she completely nailed her imitation kills me every time. 😂 I mean, the goths are funny enough but the sales woman is absolutely hilarious.

[@solitaryman777]

Cute, even

[@alexander1995s]

The “stroke of midnight” 😂😂. Wow

[@sleer9407]

You can tell they used a Enterprise rent-a-car location because the computer programs, printing the rental agreement and even layout is exactly the same. I don't miss working there loool

[@evanabbott2737]

“My hat would fly off within seconds of leaving the parking lot....”😁

[@jamesfetherston1190]

$24 hat.

[@Scissorman82]

@@jamesfetherston1190 of his own money.

[@GingerCATReadings]

It was an investment 😂

[@Alien_nation]

His reaction to the printer almost killed me

[@tomwolf7449]

This reminds me of seeing outrageous people at the airport, a true self expression that hurts no one and puts smiles on many faces while waiting to board. High five to the actors.

[@lj5190]

People like this are self-indulgent attention seeking narcissists. Glad to see skits skewering them.

[@GhostRanger5060]

I was flying through Philly recently and an absolutely pure Amish couple was in the departure lounge with us. Full regalia--bonnet, dress, beard, hat, suspenders, boots. My first thought was, "Hey, what are you people doing at the airport? Don't you have buggies for this sort of thing?" Yeah, I was smiling.

[@Christina_xoxo]

She’s so professional I love it 😂

[@rasaecnai]

That sales lady is a pro at her job its kind of inspiring to be that good at what you do.

[@GhostRanger5060]

Yeah, but seriously, no coffin straps? #fail

[@Ramonerdna]

'Whats happening?' LOOOOOL I love her

[@leinit731]

Recording a clip from netflix with your phone is proper DIY bootlegging. I love it!

[@timkellyD2R]

Nah! Fair use doctrine applies. Or does it???

[@ftgphoto]

"This is $24 of my own money." 😂 Big money!

[@p.diddykong5047]

If there was ever a live Archer movie, that employee would be perfect for Pam

[@996benji]

She plays a quite similar role to Pam in 22 Jump Street so I totally agree.

[@melara111193]

I have no idea what possessed me to binge watch portlandia like 6 years ago but I’m so happy I did

[@zer0zer082]

Put a bird on it. 😀

[@coolbreeze1431]

I think i will at some point.

[@MarkArandjus]

That's actually a good look for her.

[@IETCHX69]

It seems they both have an ENDLESS supply of characters .

[@metalphobos3632]

What kind of dummy doesnt keep a set of coffin straps in their vehicle? Seriously....

[@MilwaukeeF40C]

Everyone should keep ratchet straps in their car, and a tow strap. Bunch of other shit too but those are the only straps.

[@jamesha175]

they are renting the car so it should come included with coffin straps.

[@hosendalikento370]

Because normal people try to be inconspicuous when hauling bodies, duh.

[@acvieluf]

"of my own money" XD

[@redweed4018]

I am a goth by trade and lifestyle, and this just about sums every interaction I've ever had with customer service humans

[@bob8776]

As opposed to customer service non-humans?

[@donsurlylyte]

maybe, don't ask him @@bob8776

[@deirdre108]

When you say "by trade", are you in the goth business?

[@highviewbarbell]

​@@celticpride9311I mean, anybody who dresses or behaves like this after age 13 is a poser, so

[@famine92]

When I was young my mum bought an oldtimer hearse. It is a larger car (Transit) and people would always stare and ask questions. It also has white leather seats. Good times.

[@ofawuno]

I always crack up when they start playing that music at 0:51

[@Guero0528]

ofawuno is

[@potoole11]

ofawuno I

[@nynyrestobarpalermo6418]

Hey there is this just a skit or a movie. What is it..??😋

[@imansfield]

These two comedians are brilliant! Why have I only just discovered them? Thank god for the toob!

[@douglasmennella4525]

The actress playing the rental agent is amazing

[@p_roduct9211]

I feel like the girl playing the "straight man" in this skit makes the scene so much better. She's so genuine and helpful it makes the contrast between the 3 characters even funnier. I know if I was dealing with people like that in real life I would probably be answering their questions with a "are you serious, please don't waste my time" look on my face. Yeah, trying not to judge people as much cause I know it's bad. This clip is one of my favorites of Portlandia. Edit: straight in this dynamic is describing the comedic role of the supporting actor (blonde) whose "straight" or non-absurd persona provides color and contrast to the obviously weird duo. It does not relate to sexual preference... __smh__

[@felix2281]

"what's happening?" best line/delivery/moment in the entire piece

[@enneff]

That's Jillian Bell. She's a great actor. She plays a similarly unflappable character in Workaholics.

[@xx_naasson_xx]

I believe the person playing the 'straight man' is actually Fred Armisen, not a girl. He does all the goth scenes with Carrie.

[@enneff]

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Straight_man

[@jotcw81]

the girl playing the "straight man" - wtf are you talking about, there is 3 ppl in this skit, how can you mix two of them up? smh

[@deirdre108]

Do you have coffin straps? We dooonn't. Perfect delivery!

[@perrystalsisworldofbiology767]

So funny. I remember going to the Big Day Out in Australia in the 1990s. There were folk like this, probably to see Ministry. It was a long hot day...maybe over 100 degrees, but they were loyal to their fashion.

[@madarab37]

I love the weirdos and want it to be its own show

[@kewkabe]

It is now, "What We Do in the Shadows" also with similar type of humor.

[@larserikjohnsen8933]

Anybody notice the hearse sitting outside?

[@isabel-db6jd]

OMG the woman playing the customer service rep is a fantastic actress!!!!! She is far better than a lot of famous comedic actresses.

[@bluBlaq33]

Him Trying to get a wallet is literally me

[@gitman3486]

She looks good in that goth makeup

[@jonnie2bad]

It's the hair/wig

[@Joelmonterrey]

Those are three comedy powerhouses there. There was enough comedy energy within that scene to start a fusion reaction.

[@thatswhatyouthink1042]

When he gets rattled, he turns into his dad.

[@chip48]

Something is interesting with that audio it feels so real

[@courtstansifer2553]

Fred is a national treasure. His reaction to the printer both took me out and demonstrates his genius haha

[@darrelstinkmeaner4673]

WeirdFred's reaction to the printer 1:40

[@drakashrakenburgproduction5369]

I love these two so much.

[@TheSparrowLooksUp]

Jillian Bell is a goddamn national treasure.

[@LunazulBaraka]

The printer

[@makeit7579]

The child catcher from chitty chitty bang bang.

[@suzannenichols6900]

Loved it. This couple is so freaking great.

[@silliepixie]

The hassle of getting to your wallet under your many spooky layers is so spot on.

[@lekkki1]

"What's happening?" I lost it!

[@vilentman111]

i deadass thought this was an advertisement

[@thefantasticjames]

He can get a chain and attach it to his wallet and it would still fit his style. Also add more chains and you can have occult utility items knife, creepy doll, flask of Mysterious potion, occult jewelry

[@OceanbornAngel]

I don't know, I kind of like the look of the Goth Girl. It's something I'd love to replicate.

[@ASMRyouVEGANyet]

Do it! But dont just do it for fashion, actually listen to goth music and immerse yourself in the culture.

[@mcndjxlefnd]

@@ASMRyouVEGANyet What is goth music?

[@mikedoss9777]

Lyle Lengyel Bauhaus, Sisters of Mercy, Type O Negative, Danzig(early stuff) Siouxsie and the Banshees, The Cure, Gene Loves Jezebel. Lots of romantic vampire and occult imagery coupled with self loathing a distain for the world and a sprinkling of necrophilia. Good music for lost souls.

[@eriksports]

You will get attention from guys I can promise you that

[@plastiqueneurosis]

Owned a trench coat before, the struggle is real.

[@markg0410]

Is it just me or is Carrie Brownstein the hottest goth ever?

[@colin-nekritz]

Not just you, you're a man of taste.

[@ThePurpleMushroom]

1:47 I see you in the screen

[@stevematson4808]

I see a person too. Is that the cameraman?

[@hugh2hoob668]

He using an iPad?

[@coolbreeze1431]

This is a watered down version of real weird people and I love it.

[@jamesking9298]

The stroke of midnight?

[@mumble.jumbles]

People look so attractive when they're gothed up.

[@dan_hitchman007]

Um... ooookaaaayyy.

[@nicholasmarshall3191]

Now that is customer service!

[@smashedpumpkin8069]

The audio made me think my bluetooth headphones were disconnected lol

[@AlexaBellaMuerte]

😂

[@Alien_nation]

You know, you just don’t get this kind of service anymore

[@BakedBuddy]

Accurate representation of what people who dress up in get up look like in the eyes of everyone else lmao

[@funkk]

That's premium costumer service right there!

[@jackkraken3888]

There might be some people wondering about the dot matrix printer, yes they are old , yes they quality of the output is not even close to that of any modern printer but I can guarantee you they will last longer then any modern printer you have and if maintained well will probably outlive you.

[@8lizzieb6]

All these actors are hilarious

[@sirbernardmendesfrance6817]

(Neo-Goths), the updated version of the Old School --80s New Wave -- grungy hippy. More like pure "replicants" if you asked me. Some things never change.

[@redlady935]

What a cool sales assistant

[@ekimus99]

His reaction to the printer

[@tojoinbobdylan]

Fred actually looks so attractive here 😭

[@Debonair.Aristocrat]

Your reflection in the screen emphasizes the overall weirdness.

[@sabinewilson4385]

I love how no matter what she does the computer screen doesn’t change.

[@maxcoconato5579]

Love that they actually did this at an enterprise lol. If you ever worked for them you can see the 2.0 screen they use lol. Awesome

[@c.t.4837]

I love this girl ! Her Curbed roll with the midriff is the best 😂

[@markbennot7462]

in 87 I was in Toronto at an office building and a guy pulled driving a custom hearse with license plate 666. He looked just like the guy in this show.

[@garyesposito4025]

Bare midriff lady

[@DonnaBarrHerself]

I'm pleasantly drunk and just discovered this. These are my people.

[@coolbreeze1431]

I love this. This is great. I really missed out on this show and a lot of things for little to no reason.

[@Lucidfilth]

The goth girl is so beautiful...

[@Lucidfilth]

Hristos of Bosnia Lol. You wish you had a face like this buddy.

[@sergio5882]

Henry Austin not even trolling both of you guys are ugly asf ..thats what you get for putting your real profile pic

[@Lucidfilth]

Nick d. You bitches wish you looked this handsome.

[@nowdid]

I am fapping to this

[@sergio5882]

Henry Austin eew

[@ASMRyouVEGANyet]

I love this! Weirdos unite!

[@gilwood7530]

This show really had some genius moments

[@slewone4905]

as someone who works in a morgue. Morticians use minivans. plenty of space, easy to load and cheap.

[@stratdx]

I love Jillian Bell. It’s pure love.

[@Fanaz10]

wow, she's also Jillian in real life?

[@Glathgrundel]

The fact that the car is parked outside the window the whole time.

[@douglasharley2440]

carrie lookin *HOT* af in that outfit though.

[@colin-nekritz]

Ah, a man of taste.

[@drew_39]

"This is 24 dollars of my own money."😂

[@BezoRazo]

tfw no coffin straps

[@nel716]

My memories working at Enterprise 😂

[@china1013]

I'm actually surprised that they don't use the Jamie character in their "Weirdos" sketch.

[@Olisha.S]

The pockets were on point.😂

[@FrankDrebbin-de3te]

"This is $24... of my own money." 😂

[@Axial_Andrew]

It was 24 dollars... Of my own money...🤣

[@nelsonianb1289]

Outstanding custoner service, i could learn something

[@D.Antony]

This is ABSOLUTELY INSANE! I love it. "Do you have coffin straps?" Who writes this inanity?

[@jacobbaranowski]

"want ...who's paying for this..." 😀😃😁😆😅🤣😂

[@seantyler7401]

She went on to be a cold call sales rep. She worked with Blake and ders in Rancho Cucamonga

[@MsGnor]

Cabriolet break-out music got kicked to the curb 🤣🤣🤣