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[@ZimoNitrome]

2D artists 🤝 3D artists: "Complain about Adobe, they are just the worst"

[@savannahXYZ]

We must join forces

[@asfcsegxvz6613]

Piracy is a crime but it doesn't apply to Adobe

[@SuperSuperka]

no man. Autodesk is the worst.

[@goilo888]

@@asfcsegxvz6613 I don't think that's what they were implying. They're saying "Adobe's subscription pricing sucks but it's illegal to pirate software"...

[@magnetscorner3221]

@@SuperSuperka that's why i am the only Blender using chap in the whole class

[@ZuckerBubi]

"Piracy's a crime" Everyone using ilegal adobe software: "I'm gonna ignore that one"

[@tuong194]

I remember a meme that said "It's always morally correct to pirate Adobe products" and yeah I truly agree to its statement though. Remember if it's Adobe, then...piracy is understandable, and even, encouraged.

[@CVerse]

Ironic too since Adobe commented on this video

[@willian2848]

I've never in my life payed for an original software. Piracy team 💪🏴‍☠️

[@WinderBlitz]

With how expensive some 3D software licenses are, I'll just switch the piracy line with "piracy is a must"

[@manishmahar132]

@@willian2848 same

[@zeezeerhydon7083]

That part about speeding up to 1.5x speed and missing a step hit me so hard. I literally remember doing that multiple times when building my first games.

[@Eric_The_Cleric]

I didn't speed up to 1.5x and had to watch and rewatch the video just to get an idea of what was going on. Sometimes when the project was due the next day and I thought I was *so close* to finishing. The pain is real.

[@collinkristensen3673]

@@Eric_The_Cleric he means at the point when the vid sped up

[@yumri4]

I learned to jump to the part i need to go at 0.5x speed so i don't miss the way to do the step i need. Though the song is about the 2 most popular game engines not 3D modeling software. It would be a lot longer if it including the workflow from a single vertex to a completed simple game. Even truncated like she did.

[@andrewz1915]

What is the game name?

[@deemcgann1695]

especially on the exact tutorial series she's talking about XD

[@Atlink]

My heart exploded from how freaking adorable this is. If there was ever a reason a non-artistic person like myself ever wanted to screw around in Blender, this video is it.

[@badoww4921]

try daz 3d

[@JustAGuyWithAHentaiPfp391]

*I dont like where this is going.*

[@Eaten_squid_cake]

@@JustAGuyWithAHentaiPfp391 me neither 🤪

[@Raidov13]

the full mouth of water cringe me

[@Eaten_squid_cake]

@@Raidov13 I just had a stroke reading that 😭

[@MrBoringcabbage]

I love how Adobe shared this, I can't tell if they're super dense or someone on their social team has a sense of humor for a change.

[@savannahXYZ]

I feel like if you work for Adobe you probably have pretty thick skin 😂

[@peterjessiman7005]

It's publicity I guess

[@oanhho8267]

where did they share it? twitter? facebook?

[@madmanmortonyt4890]

Can't find it. Seems like someone finally watched it all the way through.

[@MrBoringcabbage]

@@madmanmortonyt4890 haha oh damn lol

[@JandroAlem]

The Adobe line hit home. This is a great parody with so much effort put into it, it's crazy.

[@tomkam9783]

parody? 🙃 more like documentary! So much truth...

[@HeartcoreMitRA]

Adobe is a child's play compared to Autodesk's doings

[@sr.luisraytraceiii2422]

Adobe becoming the Comcast of the world

[@entropy-cat]

Right? Don't see the relevance to 3D software but fuck Adobe anyway.

[@TroublingMink59]

@@entropy-cat Adobe bought 3D texturing software company algorithmic, evidently axed at least half the staff, increased the price, held your download points hostage for more money, and stopped offering perpetual subscriptions.

[@Firebrand128]

The work on her eyebrows is amazing. 'cause she's wearig glasses, they are working overtime expressing the different emotions throughout the song.

[@Xeorboom]

OOOOOVEEERRRRTIIIIIMMMMEEEEE- Spongebob

[@RedMatter25]

Absolutely criminal that this doesn't have the same number of views and likes. Absolutely stellar work, and it serves as a touch stone *everyone* doing 3D can relate to

[@serbanandrei7532]

It can't because i wateched it more than once

[@ziontabrizi2949]

“subscription is a tragedy and piracy’s a crime” is just a really good adaption of the original line, it works so well

[@plasmoasis]

they need to tell this to clip studio smh

[@ClaireBear_yt]

@@plasmoasis I never had any issues with clip studio, cus I got a license with my tablet 🤷🏻‍♂️

[@plasmoasis]

@@ClaireBear_yt they’re making it a subscription based software soon for pc, it was one of the only apps that had just a one time payment and people are angry lol

[@ClaireBear_yt]

@@plasmoasis guess I’m never updating it lol

[@Isabella-dx3nf]

Zion, is that you?

[@UncleSalad]

0:24 "your topology's abysmal, but we'll call it stylized" OOF that one hurt. This is great, every jab at tutorials was painfully true.

[@qtips069]

hello UncleSalad:DDD

[@UncleSalad]

@@qtips069 suh

[@LolliDolli116022]

HELLO

[@thefriendlydeadguy154]

minecraft guy

[@vendretyvangarde7383]

Why do I feel attacked?

[@zergarthquardis2819]

When I heard the flute at 1:47, I thought something was gonna fall on her

[@jamfilledjars]

Today is my last full day of class before I graduate with my diploma in 3D animation and VFX. One of my friends and fellow classmates decided to show me this before he left. Had he shown me this at the start, I would've been completely lost, but given that it's been six months of nothing but 3D shenanigans and my prof absolutely flaming Adobe higher-ups of who he has contacts, this hits me on a spiritual level.

[@Operationplayer]

This can makes more people try 3d software than actual company ads

[@alew9117]

i just started cause of this

[@celyn_luv]

@@alew9117 same here. I just wanted a new hobby 😭

[@Soroosh.S83]

I didn't expect that

[@ralek592]

I'm actually interested after she suggested recreating my childhood bedroom. It sounds better than writing an odd recount of my life because I'm not very good at explaining so here's a 3d picture of my 8 family members(including me) sleeping next to each other in one big dark room because we couldn't pay the electricity bill for quite a few months.

[@Dracossaint]

>.> their right you know

[@glupor]

Love the shoulder wiggle at 1:56. So much character. I could legitimately watch a whole show in your art style.

[@I_Love_Llamas]

1.7k likes and no replies? Lemme fix that

[@mwilkychii]

Ikr!

[@Tempvo]

Why no replies

[@GRGAHHAHHH]

Bro this comment has 2.2k likes but yet 4 replies including me-

[@djweavergamesmaster]

@@I_Love_Llamas you mean ruin it

[@HA11EYS_COM3T]

I'd like to mention that this is beautifully sung and that not only do you have great skill with 3D animation, but also you have an amazing voice.

[@Gu....]

I agree so much her voice is so pure

[@cyberpxl]

"Subscriptions are a tragedy, and piracy's a crime." I've never heard words more true.

[@sevoranffxiv6638]

That rendering jingle is going to be stuck in my head every time I render something for the rest of my life. Also, MASTERPIECE!

[@savannahXYZ]

Haha thank you!

[@6754bettkitty]

Yes, it is very catchy.

[@CtrlAnimate]

so... this is going to stick in my head while rendering...

[@ibranmlr6139]

Indeed

[@ENCHANTMEN_]

I've had it stuck in my head all day 🙃

[@VigiHunter]

I am no 3D Artist but this parody is brilliant :D The heavy inhale at 1:27 is so good xD

[@vizthex]

Agreed.

[@Nightmare-mg5pc]

then you didn't understand a sh!t, go play games noob

[@wackyanimations3326]

you mean the gasp

[@candypg1]

@@wackyanimations3326 No?

[@wackyanimations3326]

@@candypg1 its... a gasp. its a reaction to "student debt though"

[@marcusorta714]

Holy crap this is incredible for too many reasons. Double and triple threats do exist in the world You see it all the time where people dance and sing. But hardly ever is a performance artist also a traditional artist. The amount of talent is insanely incredible and I applaud thee

[@tatteryt]

I completely agree. People who have visual artistic skills and musical artistic skills are weapons.

[@FinickyLinesStudio]

After all the nonsense going on with unity lately, this still brings joy to me.

[@ivangelium6348]

You single-handedly made me start learning blender. Thank you.

[@Broockle]

i think it's safe to assume they used 2 hands

[@quantdev]

@@Broockle when making the character, maybe one (intentionally r/cursedcomments)

[@Linuxdirk]

Blender does not have a learning curve, it has a learning wall.

[@yumri4]

@@Linuxdirk It is more so like a curve that leads to 5 different walls. You just have to pick a workflow and learn it not the other 4 ways to do the same thing. Now i think you have 6 ways to do 1 thing or at least in the alpha releases you do due to animation nodes. Thankfully if you learned it in 2.49a how you learned it will still way in 3.33.1LTS

[@tatteryt]

hey, how's it going so far?

[@Joe-so6su]

This was too good. Everyone should have to watch this before they learn 3D software, then just tell them they'll understand later.

[@hontoastman]

i dont even make 3d software and i still understand every joke

[@alphenhousplaysgames4565]

@@hontoastman no no, USE 3d software. making them is easy. just make a toolbox that is cool, but ultimately useless.

[@plainblocks2]

Can agree, tried Blender and searched up said fried dough tutorial, finished it a month ago and never touched it ever again before being greeted with this masterpiece of a video

[@angrymikko]

The ending is so stuck in my head that I’m listening to this non-ironically all of the time.

[@NathanATaylor]

Ok but my favorite thing to do is knowing how to model 85% of something, not understanding how to add bones and then giving up after a 2002 tutorial didnt work

[@BenMarriott]

Alright, I'm learning 3D now

[@savannahXYZ]

Let's gooooo!

[@goilo888]

Nooooooooooo! 😆

[@eldaralimov9143]

Welcome to the dark side!

[@Substance3D]

Remember fellahs: "Download the Substance update first!" 😁

[@T3CHN0PHOB14]

the fact that this is the official account is cracking me up 😂😂

[@Tutorial7a]

This is hysterical. I'm scared.

[@Nikkattsu]

Just waiting on that updated torrent link but ty anyway!

[@ZigealFaust]

@@Nikkattsu Adobe out here really thinking we small fry are buying their progs. (Laughs in Strawhats)

[@junkokonno]

ain't no way it's actually them

[@schwertunddonner3953]

im so glad i found this channel. The model looks so cute (without being overly designed) she has a nice style of humor and its overall very unique

[@gregfoster126]

this is incredible

[@EthanWinters176]

as someone who used blender to model a single donut and never opened it again I can relate.

[@noodlekeeper5150]

I also did this tutorial.

[@oops3828]

I did this too. I genuinely want to use it though... But with how long it's been I'm going to have to redo the donut tutorial 😓

[@spqrpunk7573]

I feel attacked

[@FanOfMostEverything]

Praise unto the algorithm, for its inscrutable whims have pointed me towards something delightful. I especially love the fingerprint texture on the pianist's face. Really makes it feel like claymation.

[@sans5466]

same i just this channel through a short and i was delighted to see the other this this creator does

[@Smoses_senpai]

Same we gotta thank algorithm senpai

[@telesticTroublemaker]

every artistic medium has one sentiment in common. 1:33

[@Mark73]

A girl singing about technology? More of this, please! Also, the fingerprints in the model, making it look like claymation, was a fantastic touch.

[@FrannyMichelle-xl9mq]

As a first-year 3D animation student, this makes me feel both excited to learn all the possible features but also worried about forgetting how to use some of them,among other things...

[@bluefox6392]

believe me bro you will, but dont fear most of us do sometimes

[@FrannyMichelle-xl9mq]

@@bluefox6392 Thanks Dude!

[@Vampiric_Kai]

Bruh I dropped out after a year because I reliazed that I could just learn this online for cheaper. That and because I've been teaching myself since I was 15.

[@MyAramil]

Picking up skills you lost is easier than learning new skills :D So keep it up and have fun

[@DustyOrange]

What I did in school was if I learned something or came up with something, I wrote it down in steps I knew I could recreate and saved it in a USB which I then backed-up on my PC. I'd recommend this if you are really feeling like you want to remember. Or at minimal, you could write down terms you'd know you'd forget so you could search it up again in the future.

[@Florkl]

I can hear that you’re smiling as you’re singing and apparently even vocal smiles are contagious.

[@tehblacksmith9302]

Bruh everyone I know thinks I'm a schizophrenic when I bring up audible smiling

[@summersanta2441]

@@tehblacksmith9302 As someone who speaks on the phone 8+ hours a day, audible smiling is a thing and wildly discussed in Sales

[@Ibnboulos]

@@tehblacksmith9302 people just don't care to listen hard enough

[@INANNAISHERE]

I completely get you when you say audible smiles. But is it just me or is she audible smiling though out this whole song? It feels like it affects the tone of the voice quite a bit. I feel like she is trying not to and failing and just making her smile more in a way, or am I the one hearing things?

[@MrHoodlin]

@@tehblacksmith9302 Duuuude. When I'm talking to someone on the phone and I can hear them smiling I tell them jokingly to stop smiling. They freak out and ask me how I new they were smiling. Lol

[@maddyfromwas]

"Kitbash shit from warhammer" Fuck me that full immersion week into blender tutorials was crazy x'D

[@SlimeConsumer]

On a 1:07 I wanted to throw my PC from the window. Amazing content!

[@willsith9762]

I'm convinced the final line, "Subscriptions are a tragedy and piracy's a crime" is the reason this parody exists

[@AmiYamato]

Brilliant and hilarious! I love the style too! ❤️ Lovely work Savannah!

[@savannahXYZ]

Thanks so much!

[@CVerse]

Damn what a blast from the past. Hi Ami 👋

[@AmiYamato]

@CVerse Hi. 👋🏻 Past? Where did you go?

[@ibranmlr6139]

Indeed

[@gamertames349]

"Oh fuck, I missed a step, I gotta rewind" *Too close to home*

[@weirdowithacello3481]

So let me get this straight: You can sculpt, shade, rig, animate, light, composite, edit, run a funny and insightful youtube channel... *AND* YOU CAN SING!?!? Good God, woman! Leave some talent for the rest of us! Also, cool video.

[@hoghuhaghu8506]

So let me get this straight: You can sculpt, shade, rig, animate, light, composite, edit, run a funny and insightful youtube channel... AND YOU CAN SING!?!? Good God, woman! Leave some talent for the rest of us! Also, cool video.

[@technopathicanimations5791]

The detail I love most about this model is the little fingerprint marks on it to make it feel like sculpted clay.

[@chuckcharlez]

Reminds me also of 3d printing lines

[@Ringabel-bu9gp]

A 3d software parody of "welcome to the Internet" is not what I expected to see today, but I am all for it.

[@barrycabbageM34]

This song hits a little bit different when listening to it again after getting into 3D Modleing.

[@James_Kosmo]

That was the best parody of all time. Exept for all the songs of Weird al and Lonely isladn. But literally i just finished the hood of a low polly character for unreal engine and this popped up lol. 10/10 EPIC

[@_Thorgan_]

"Your topology's abysmal, it's not optimized but throw it up on twitter and we'll call it "stylized"". that's tells so much about my modeling skills XD

[@NerdiconPrime]

I love the thumbprints on the model giving it that handmade look, can tell you've aimed for a 3D stop motion look. Seriously subbed on one, your artistic capability and two, that banging song parody.

[@sonictimm]

Tbh it kinda bothers me that they're a screen-space effect when the character moves, but overall I agree it's such a nice look. And the animation and vocals and the way they sync up are so spot-on!

[@zackx1]

lol this is a really good parody and pretty much cover 3D Softwares XD Nicely done.

[@msmlolmanpolybrige0335]

1:36 this is too real i am currently recalculating my entire comision rate so i can afford adobe

[@JChaseFilms]

You made the most relatable song from his special even more relatable than I could imagine. Hats off to the work you did here!!

[@ShutterAuthority]

Hahah this is so good! Been listening to it on repeat the past hour.

[@ayushwarhade1814]

Right yarr

[@richalexander1138]

Same

[@TheMrMayo]

Never had I clicked on a video with no expectations and had enjoyed it within a full 2:05 timeframe. You Savannah, have earned my curiosity, my interest and my rendering "all of the time". :D Cheers for this and many more things you've made!

[@RowndRaccoon]

I just got into two dimensional auto cad and the algorithm I guess was just watching me by introducing me to your channel. Not complaining either! I love the quirky videos!

[@grimflarez753]

This video is By far The coolest parady, visual and lyrics wise, I have watched in a very long time! LOVE how your distinct style makes your videos look almost like stop motion, dispite being 3d models! So Flippin Cool!

[@randomgeek2599]

0:50 to like the part you said "oh fuck i missed a step i gotta rewind" you have no idea how much that happens jesus christ , i love your style wish to see more of your stuff!!

[@mjw6750]

I love how you made it singing with the microphone 🎙 and 🎹 piano

[@mjw6750]

It’s awesome

[@mrksimka1159]

“Subscription’s are tragedies and piracy’s a crime.” This double edged sword universally works in any hobby unfortunately 😂

[@DangerDurians]

Holy crap, this was great Instant sub

[@ericuwu5052]

i just started learning blender and the 12 part tutorial line killed me thats so amazing!!! also your voice is nice (^^)

[@Mad.player]

I got a bit into 3D to kitbash shit from warhammer... And after a few hours in blender, I deeply understood the message here.

[@fedorenkotanya]

I needed that today, thank you!

[@blacklight4720]

I watched it an unhealthy amount of times. Edit- 1:56-1:57, that shoulder shake, really adds to the animation.

[@nannerbananner5559]

I have never touched a single 3D program... and yet this was wonderfully quirky and hilarious. I could get into a lot of the jokes despite having a superficial knowledge of the topic. Parody's fantastic and the texture of the animation is really endearing! Fantastic work!

[@TheLinposterIsSus]

Cringiest comment award goes to you

[@alekseyp.9124]

This is way better than I thought it would be. I don't even use 3d software.

[@Hichris12345]

Your singing is awesome

[@BOT-Mojjo]

1:41 stop living in my walls. How did you know I was rendering stuff in the background

[@daymaker_bybit]

After 10 years in 3D got a teardrop. Listening to this song is like watching a rewind of years and moments in 3D career 🎬 Thank you, made my day 👏

[@x_chi11er_x3]

"Subscriptions are a tragedy and piracy's a crime" I felt that.

[@stealthlock6634]

The lyric “Subscriptions are a tragedy and piracy’s a crime” is so good, I feel like you made this entire parody just to use that

[@zo.mp4]

Savannah going crazy w it lately goddamn keep it up homie

[@savannahXYZ]

❤️❤️❤️

[@Art1stical]

This made my entire year. I work with pretty much every 3D modeler under the sun, be it because freelancing demands it, or because I need a specific feature or workflow. This song is the truest of the true in every way. So wonderful, so well done, and so worthy of the original. Thank you so much for doing this. Thank you.

[@judicatorhurayth1927]

Because the creator also experienced the same problems as you though xdd

[@ARandomHumanBein]

0:40 Just choose Godot lol

[@misterweatherman]

If you squint, everything looks like it's made of millions of Legos

[@Alumx]

SAVANAH YOU'RE A GENIUS you have such a huge gift of making fun animations with your voice, please never stop ♥ 😁

[@etiyetistudios4001]

I lately started to tinker with SFM and some of the parts of this song hit hard. Mainly the “little quirky bugs that we’ve engineered”

[@henrynelson9301]

SFM is probably the biggest culprit of that tbh

[@whulum]

Have you seen lazy purples "what it feels like to suffer I sfm" . Comedy gold even for someone who know next to nothing about sfm. In fact gonna go watch it now

[@fatyoshi1456]

@@whulum “What? Do you not get that? THATS BECAUSE IT MAKES NO FUCKING SENSE”

[@Xeorboom]

this looks like claymation I LOVE IT and as an animator (2D not 3D) I have had most of this stuff happen

[@randomwarehousestudios]

This is a really good parody! This was hilarious!

[@themarkktv]

I remember the one time I tried Blender. I followed a tutorial for creating a monkey head and set it on fire. The monkey head was created, then I had to press a button to set it on fire. I pressed the button. The head was not set on fire. I then uninstalled Blender.

[@suthathiplee7477]

Same

[@DrunkenUFOPilot]

The exact buttons to click, menu options, hidden doohickeys, change often. I've never seen a Blender tutorial for setting Suzanne on fire that actually worked if followed literally and exactly, and I've used many versions over the years. It's almost as if one should install an older version of Blender just to follow a tutorial. But no, that would be silly. Hunting for moved features and controls is just a part of Blender life. And there's the Blender Artists Q&A site.

[@themarkktv]

@@DrunkenUFOPilot the monkey's name is Suzanne? Cool

[@JamesMorgan08]

I'm not an artist but work IT in VFX and this had me cracking up, great job

[@savannahXYZ]

Glad you enjoyed it!

[@TiredBirb490]

The Tracer part hit me like a bus. I was NOT prepared for that

[@ZephyrsDarklight]

How am I just finding this now? This is fantastic parody, Jolly good show!👏🏻

[@JashShah]

There is nothing on earth that sums up my 3D software feelings and projects better. Just perfection.

[@ayonixanimations]

I knew the donut tutorial would be a joke in here but DAMN the way it was delivered was perfect. "This is super boring, speed up to 1.5. Oh fuck, I missed a step I gotta rewind" SUCH a mood. I LOVE this parody, it's so nice, and the video is so cute with your own little quirks in there.

[@gradopio]

In combination of great animation and that beautiful voice that video is one of the most I liked ever

[@AngelFX21]

"rendering all of the time" is just so relatable as a video editor 😂

[@PikaBolaChan]

god i love this video so much, the animation, the lyrics, the singing?! it’s all so amazing!!

[@WoofWoofWolffe]

When she said, “and none of all the features you’ve all requested”….I felt that

[@tophattechpriest6218]

“Kitbash warhammer models” Glances at my numerous monstrosity’s that have no reason to look as surprisingly good as they should.

[@Morec0]

I feel this

[@ardan4th668]

I LOVE your mini bash on the donut tutorial series! The "guru" tutorials were painful to watch as an artist. Grant Abbitt got me hooked and I have been blending ever since :-)

[@SisterZio]

This is absolutely amazing, you've outdone yourself

[@darkx_z]

Haha this is amazing! And how do you do those mouth switches? Or is it all shape keys?

[@savannahXYZ]

Thank you! They're shape keys chilling inside the head using bone drivers :)

[@Domarius64]

This is all very clever :) "tutorials on fried dough" - the doughnut tutorials!

[@ScorchedIce]

I love this. I legitimately feel such a sense of being truly understood by this song. Thank you for creating this.

[@julianatruite5206]

My 3 yo, who doesn't speak English and doesn't know the horrors of rendering or Adobe policies is absolutely in love with this song. She has been watching it for like 15 minutes, which is more or less ten thousand years in toddler time. Great work!

[@hoghuhaghu8506]

The fact that if a toddler somehow naturally died towards the end of the age considered to be a "toddler", their life span in years would probably feel like a life span equivalent of how regular people feel it, or even senior citizens as they live and until they die. This is probably differentiated based off of how active you are, how boring your life is, etc... But it baffles me to think that time on a subjective scale wouldn't be unreasonable if you think of it this way

[@lowqualityminecraftapple]

0:20 this song to a child you must be joking

[@julianatruite5206]

@sleep man a 3yo who doesn't speak English because we live in Latin America? I really don't think there is a problem here.

[@Follygon]

I've heard of these computer programs :^) nice vid!

[@casfren]

Not very long ago, just before your time, everithing was made with clay, took eight hours or nine. This was paper sheets, on repeats, a polar or two. We left our ink, and in a blink, moved to... PC. not a 3d artist... just felt inspired.

[@tonotome]

i couldn't stop smilig for 2 minutes and 5 seconds. WHAT KIND OF SORCERY IS THIS?

[@UtauHotaru]

The ending killed me 😂😭 these lyrics are genius

[@vizthex]

Damn, your singing voice is great! And everyone's already said it, but adobe line is literally perfect lol.

[@justsomeguywithamustache3489]

"But throw it up on Twitter and we'll call it styelized" Why you gotta do that man

[@ProjectPeachy.]

I enjoy destroying cubes in blender. Sacrifices must be made.

[@MissFazzington]

#Love4DefaultCubes