Welcome to the Game 2 Speedrun in

[@unluckycatfish6866]

Its like watching a hacker do his job in an agent movie

[@whitekr0ss]

"Im in"

[@mauer1]

its exactly like that. Because in reality this is like lol.

[@ancientdew210]

UnLucky Catfish but with a santa hat

[@db5094]

@@mauer1 Not...really lmao

[@mauer1]

@@db5094 well i meant something like, in reality this isnt everything but how its done in the game. :D

[@Tomohran]

I like how in the context of the game, the character just blasted through the investigation in 18 minutes lol

[@SumeaBizarro]

more like 37 minutes, which still is amazing. I mean, you did say IN CONTEXT OF THE GAME. (and I know nothing I just saw the 37 minute speedrun and googled few things that is all I know)

[@ethanfarlech5348]

SumeaBizarro ? But it was 18????????? This is a speed run isn’t it

[@Zelkorias]

@@ethanfarlech5348 It was 37 minutes of in-universe time lmao

[@sevay]

Zik in-universe??😮😮

[@krakentimes329]

@@sevay the time in game goes at 2x speed of real time

[@surrikata1134]

Welcome to the g.... Thanks for playing!

[@falchion2729]

ay

[@wyver_a_u_9721]

@@falchion2729 ok?

[@aceilingfan1737]

I um...

[@aceilingfan1737]

So its not a Ki- -son kinda reference?

[@tylerlol749]

400th like

[@CocaColaVanilla]

Hell yeah distortion, i remember when you got the 34 minute run and said an “absolutely insane run would be sub 30.” And now you get a 18.

[@UnhealthyTherapy]

Thus is the way of speedrunning

[@neoj7560]

And 'tis fucking beautiful.

[@luca377bazooka]

Gets phone call Answers Yea I already have all the keys -wait wa- Hangs up

[@mrpiano5149]

What minute

[@R4IVA]

Yeah I’m outside your office

[@Yhurga0]

Haha this game is so easy it's not even scary *gets hacked once* *please don't hurt m e e e*

[@trocodiliac2405]

tyler1 be like

[@sas-eq4yz]

He not like the bannana

[@fxilingstars3306]

how are the hacks scary? the sudden static noise? bc its not scary -.-

[@scrithen2836]

@@fxilingstars3306 no when youre actually playing its so unexpected and sudden and loud as shit, plus youre so focused on everything else in the game that it just scares the shit out of you

[@fxilingstars3306]

@@scrithen2836 that was a year ago im not even apart of this fandom anymore

[@tinss619]

This man is a complete legend. (almost every video ends with World Record)

[@mauer1]

well probably he is just playing unpopular speed run games, lul.

[@ASFArtix]

Mauer01 sekiro is unpopular? xd

[@wyver_a_u_9721]

@@mauer1 "unpopular"

[@mauer1]

@@wyver_a_u_9721 90% of the games i never heard.

[@nkskrb7195]

@@mauer1 Apparently, sekiro, DS2, RE2, Little nightmares, Getting over it, Human Fall flat, Bloodborne, etc are unpopular speed run games to you huh?

[@PrincessGrouchy]

The recs start coming, And they don't stop coming, Fed to the game and Dist hit the ground running

[@madpin_4217]

Y’all talkin bout markiplier like jeez did you see Tyler1 smh

[@Leafyyyy]

Madpin FR AHAHAHAHHAHA

[@murkage3]

Dude he was hyping himself up for 5 mins like an alpha then instantly turned into a Whiney bitch when Lucas was behind him

[@goldythefish36]

I hope you understand that all those comments are like 7 months old right? And holy shit that was hilarious to watch tyler play that game. Especially when he jumps so hard he doesn't know which direction he is facing in game.

[@futurestarplayer6896]

Madpin saw it, was not disappointed at all 😂😂

[@trapkingproductions]

MurKage. My mans playing this shit in the dark is wayyyyyy different.

[@jewls272]

"A sub 24 run would be almost impossible"- distortion2

[@lindsayssbm]

Hey man. I don't have the time to catch you live on Twitch but I've been hella appreciating the content you put on your youtube. This game is super intriguing to me, as is speedrunning, and being able to have you speedrun *this* game is super awesome. Thank you for the content. I've been watching your SCP play through and it's great. You do a great job as more than just a speedrun streamer and I wish you the best of luck with your content creation to come.

[@jerrychili5203]

Im getting uneasy because he stopped looking at the window for a while

[@tim9680]

Same

[@SenkaBandit]

Oof

[@Bllackwolf_]

Which time?

[@burger9727]

“God has left the game”

[@destandelaney7572]

plot twist he was never in the game

[@fayescurrah]

*Satan has joined the game*

[@doiu92]

I can hear Markiplier screaming that he's hating himself over this, *I'm very proud of you.*

[@spencerdunn866]

• Night Of Wishes • atleast its not another vanish rage

[@zalifor]

anyone watch speedruns so you wouldnt have to deal with jumpscares *yeah me neither*

[@araresu9133]

You should say too not either, otherwise it just looks like you want jumpscares

[@zalifor]

@@araresu9133 its meant to be a joke since its highlighted to pretend im not scared lol

[@araresu9133]

Blizzard Maelstrom lol ur comment mindfucked me so hard, i was like DOES THIS GUY LIKE JUMPSCARES OR NOT

[@zalifor]

lmfao

[@jobindeez]

@@zalifor Thank god it's a joke.... I was like "Wait.... am I the only one who does that?"

[@Rjkay45]

Imagine if Lucas popped out in the hallway when you were about to meet Adam lol

[@SlappedYaBud]

I would actually break my computer.

[@kawaiinigga1794]

@@SlappedYaBud dont break it give me

[@scottm7310]

Sub 20 seconds now?

[@zhand3r420]

You mean minuts

[@VibeFGC]

Sub 20 milliseconds

[@BerserkBrownie]

8 clicks WR when?

[@iofthedead1]

Berserk Brownie I know you’re being sarcastic, but you can’t beat the game in 8 clicks because of the mini game to unlock wiki 3

[@scottm7310]

Not if you guess all the codes. One click to open your desktop, two clicks to open noir tunnel, one click to unlock it, one click to leave your desktop, one click to open your apartment door, one click to open the stairwell door, and one click to open the first floor hallway would be 8 clicks. Boom, just have to guess the most secure password in the world.

[@zwariowany3178]

This actually kinda looks like he's sitting on his desktop hacking some shit lol. This is cool ;D

[@bruhmomento9032]

*while watching this video, have you were thinking "I wonder, how many times he had to reach this run after so many jumpscares and stuff*

[@Mixedtales]

I'm so confused on how he gets his answers and what he looks for on websites

[@darkgxk]

I think he recorded everything he did that gave him a key on a spread doc and looks at it when he visits a site and clicks on everything that has worked

[@Kamexe]

18:00 when i hear the police i was like "is this real or is it the game...

[@chickenbob562]

welcome to the game

[@mariusafm4254]

Markiplier should be jealous

[@dalepirofsky3851]

Marius AFM markymoo oh markymoo... love the guy, but the endless flack the game got from his experience was really scummy

[@SinowUwU]

Ooooh i bet he is... I bet he is

[@cattymouse4996]

Lmao

[@AubreyMK]

what did he do/what happened?

[@mariusafm4254]

@@AubreyMK he made like 4-5 streams trying to beat the game, each one was around 2-4 hours

[@R0man.Geck0]

For those who tuned into the stream, did he uninstall?

[@zakiah6796]

Yep

[@mmm-bi1my]

@@zakiah6796 (never heard of this game or played, no idea whats going on lol), but why is it important to uninstall?

[@canspeakmoon1965]

CD DOT to make sure he didn’t put in any glitches or hacks that would break the game to help him

[@kawaiinigga1794]

@@mmm-bi1my because the game is after him

[@colinouille2786]

who of the two of you are telling the truth

[@notjeff8614]

Well done, love watching you play this

[@a_life_l]

Video uploaded : 9th December 2018 Yt recommended this Vid : 9th December 2019 Nice timing

[@yadaranthepeacelord3557]

The chat just blows up when you found all the codes

[@KingOfQueenss]

19:19 FINALLY WE BEAT THE GA... Air: Yes, but no

[@RLIYahavv]

Jumpscare list: Nope Omg tnks for all the likes! It was just a joke lololol

[@whatever4053]

Dope

[@goodsmithies812]

WhatEver405 oh yeah yeah

[@DerpyChat]

Does that mean NO jumpscares, or....

[@goodsmithies812]

Noras flaming wind warriors. There are literally no jumpscares b/c 1) there are no instances in which the run could end on a real jumpscare since it’s a wr, 2) the doll guy never interrupts progress, 3) the game goes by so quick that dark web killers, assassins & SWAT couldn’t fathom making any progress if they tried, and 4) hacks don’t count & if you think they do then you shouldn’t watch horror game speedruns lel

[@RLIYahavv]

@@DerpyChat no jumpscares lul

[@dvc2786]

I was actually watching this stream through the browser in the game and soon as he said take shirt off, I thought I heard noir open the window and I got swatted lmao

[@starman7645]

When I think of a speed run game I think of doom or Mario but this dude picked welcome to the game

[@nu_kercat1]

cant wait for 1 second speedrun

[@lilquaz100]

Ayyy, this record has gone down soo much lately! Nice work!!!!

[@jojo93ablebrigatanekketsu4]

25:58 *Girl screaming and cry* Him: Uuhh i'm so happy now

[@maxrodriguez4954]

*Tyler1 has left the chat*

[@chiplep3928]

I didn't even see the story or any playthrough lol, I'm going right into the speedrunning!

[@closetfriend8171]

Dokkabei's usual day on the Internet.

[@rk9515]

I've never seen someone sppedrun this game other then you, I have a few questions. I saw on another speedrun you did, it lasted about three hours. Why was this one so short?. How do you know when Lucus is comimg and how do you know what to do with the breathing part thing you had in different videos.

[@kyrax9462]

sound cues, you can hear lucas picking your door open, and you can hear footsteps behind you when you enter the alley if the breather is there.

[@doresofrimento]

Hard mode is way more about fast execution, but after you've set up VPN etc you can just literally stand up and turtle until you have enough money

[@rk9515]

@@superoriginalname5110 ahh, thank you for clarifying.

[@rk9515]

@@kyrax9462 oh, knowing me I'd probably miss the sound cues.

[@sausagequeen]

Practice

[@yameru_fanaccount209]

Give him a year and he’ll beat the game in 2 minutes

[@Legoman775]

whos waiting for Welcome to the Game 3? ;)

[@mrman6035]

✋

[@0x00Fyou]

the next WTTG game (Welcome to the game: The Recruit) is where you play as girl trying to be recruited by the Noir or Prey however they call themselves, but WTTG3 is coming out in the future

[@ChannelNotFound]

@@0x00Fyou False. next one will be in an office where you're the main target, and you need to use the dark web to getaway from the murderers. Adam has said this on stream before.

[@0x00Fyou]

@@ChannelNotFoundChannelNotFound what's it gonna be called?

[@MarcusCollins69]

@@0x00Fyou probs WTTG 3

[@legendhero-eu1lc]

Thank you for the video! You friends are super awesome! Oh, some parts of that video are sad.

[@TheFedoraGod]

"No hit isn't hard" Laughs in dark souls 2 with hint of otzdarva tears

[@wolfie7575]

When your mom says you got 18 minutes left Me

[@_avarie_6543]

Holy shit dude, great run!

[@SuddenFool]

so you broke your earlier time in this game. well damn done mate cheers for ya.

[@localxninja2224]

This is awesome man

[@jad3700]

“ your mom has joined the game”

[@Awepic21]

Dude wtf I was just in the middle of watching the 23:31 WR and I scroll down and see this in my recs lol

[@MadamePianissima]

I like to imagine Clint is dressed the same way as distortion.

[@vixlel3420]

19:37 *insert we did it meme*

[@HumanGrunt]

we reached a quarter of a million subscribers

[@swisscheeese]

I would how the hackers feels about how this guy is figuring things out so easily "Alright I've gotten the guy's location time to get to the work" 5 minutes pass "John I don't think this is working" "It's almost like he knows our every move like some kind... I don't even know what to call him-" "THIS MUST BE A BOT, THERE'S NO WAY HE COULD FIGURE THIS OUT THIS FAST!"

[@godleftmeraw89]

When a highly professional hacker starts to think its a bot and had their basics beaten, You know they're trembling.

[@Tezos1644]

3:15 when you get stabbed in your stomach lol

[@_Chaotix]

Shit man, first video I've watched. How do you have only 136k subs? You deserve so much more, my lad.

[@bigabpboom9870]

It’s sad because things like this are actually happening and we can’t help those in need

[@woomink2564]

The majority of those websites are scams. This is more of the dark web you see in a movie. Look up some ordinary gamers he has a series were he browses the dark web

[@Liltle]

wait... wtf? you have a faster one The fuck? HOW? Fucking tons of dedication and sheer amount of damn will. Damn dude I love you

[@SenkaBandit]

My legs feel good when he checks the window wall for the noir :))

[@Macswaggens]

I last watched a wr video when you or someone else said it was probably impossible to be fast enough to skip the scary doll guy, and look at you now!

[@nicolebearrow243]

I have no clue what's going on in this game or what is about or how you play it but I just couldn't click away. You're fascinating to watch. Please don't ever change

[@matheusbravo3758]

He talked about running every soulsborne no hit being easy, and all in a row being an endurance, i would like to see someone try Soulsborne no hit, all bosses, and if you get hit, you gotta go back to Demon Souls. Now that would be noice

[@JJ-mm4pw]

Matheus Bravo There’s been a run like that but only from Dark Souls to Dark Souls 3 EDIT: Found it, the youtuber goes by the name of The Happy Hob. It’s a trilogy run.

[@lincolnrayes6464]

Happy Hob just recently completed all the Soulsbourne games no hit back to back.

[@OmegaSaurus]

I JUST WATCHED YOUR PREVIOUS WR, WHAT THE FUCK CONGRATS MY DUDE

[@Ryuzolol]

I just watched this game for the first time and that doll maker is gruesome

[@cwv157]

Sub 15 by 2019

[@fireplaceninja]

inb4

[@scruffsnugg736]

No one: Chat at the start: *s h o w b o b s*

[@alexangel4758]

Markiplier is somewhere punching the air

[@JEST3R_]

Remember when sub 20 was impossible?

[@JacaMlodyTalent]

Plot Twist: This Guy wasn't played WTTG2

[@kot9br498]

Блин , харизматичный молодой человек и кармик так тепло о тебе говорить , жаль я хлюпый и английский не знаю. Но ты молодец Дист)

[@pauljung361]

I’m still perma banned on his twitch. For just saying “die”.

[@gimnasiayvino]

To be fair it was absolutely scarring to see you type "die"

[@CrasherX2000]

*when you realize he cracked the code before he got arrested by the cops*

[@megustamalapipa52]

Eleven has left the chat

[@chiaroscuro9780]

Congrats Dist :)

[@xamnition]

I like the Linux imitation, really convincing

[@thatguy00271]

Distortion is the best gamer

[@nunsense9489]

I bet the new spyro will have a speedrun for 3 seconds

[@edwiniseman4]

I get why Lucas doesn't show up because he never grabs a VPN, but what's triggering the Noir to not to show up? Dis, you are an absolute beast!!

[@MrGriffin69]

Markliplier has left the chat

[@zelven6109]

the REAL Hacker right here bois

[@solen1849]

Would be cool if he explained what he was doing, for people that enjoy the speed runs but maybe haven't tried the game

[@theworldofpanda6559]

doll maker runs would be pretty cool, just to mix it up a bit. gg on the absolutly insane run

[@Karlecai]

Dist give me your RNG so I can get a sub 1:30 Gundyr again. Thanks

[@TricksterEnjoyer]

FBI has left the chat

[@moviesseriesanimes3178]

I see just now,but GG young man ! 👌🏻🛐

[@ToopGaming]

As a game dev myself, I can tell you he did not make certain websites give more or less, it would most likely be random because that seems like the busy work of the game instead of actually contributing to the story, he would not want you to focus more on that then the story itself

[@samusaran13372]

.... how do you think he was finding all the keys? He was obviously looking at a second monitor which lists predetermined locations for the keys to be.

[@childofanu7215]

Since when did Dist start doing face cam? He looks almost exactly how I imagined he would judging off his voice.

[@zokluke]

...he didnt notice the 1000 and 500 dollar donation :|

[@hotbeekslab]

Came to watch the ending got to listen to someone talk over it

[@flurry_arts]

he is a absolute god impossible with how fast he solves the hard hacks

[@hagayui]

You're hired.

[@pinuz4247]

21:40 actually someone will, You hahah

[@hershey9399]

He. Just. Keeps. Lowering. It.

[@tare104ka]

*Наступила ночь* , ран был успешно спизжен для Камунити и Ворэльного

[@giosalva7894]

I think I can't finish this near 13 years

[@rinwesley3092]

Holy moly. I just watched your 23:30 run. What the hell?

[@kjiklemmensen8306]

Merry Dist-mas

[@sonicm4959]

AKA how to speedrun the internet

[@VetrYulr]

Shroud's cousin wearing a Santa hat

[@tim_da_mans4491]

My dude i love your eye brows they look like mine. :D

[@arima4391]

UltraTgaming tf?

[@mtx6668]

Good job mate :)

[@swisssora5034]

WHO IS THIS GUY!?!

[@TD-cl3eb]

God of Speedruns

[@adamysy4833]

Adorable boi

[@crunchy8683]

An absolute legend

[@CrasherX2000]

*clap*

[@evanage]

ok elliot alderson

[@nixlekk]

what if the game glitched as soon as he was about to open the exit door and the doll maker killed him xd edit: why tf did i write this two years ago