We Might Be Drunk Ep 66: Shamrock Shakes

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0:00 Intro Music
0:20 Show Begins
2:00 Shamrock Shakes
5:20 Chicago River
8:11 Save a Seat for Elijah
10:22 Last Duel
12:03 Oscars
15:37 Virgin Islands
18:50 Sam Rec - Mindhunter Book
22:23 Riding a Horse
29:38 Sam In LA
32:30 Mark Rec - Anchor Steam
33:38 Stomach?
34:20 Sam Rec - Book of Moromon (Play not actual book)
42:25 Sam Peeve - 2 hour wait
43:19 Mark Peeve - “You Awake?”
44:24 Sam Peeve - Pushy While Waiting to Pee
45:07 Mark Peeve - No Claps?
46:25 Sam Peeve - Slow Walkers in Rain
47:49 Mark Peeve - Talking People Into Remembering
49:09 In The News
59:56 Mark’s Bit - Liberal/Conservative Weather Report
1:02:51 Sam’s Bit - Friend in Prison
1:07:30 Bartender Bit - 9/11 Virginity
1:10:20 Plug Dates
1:13:40 Irish Toast
1:15:38 Credits

[@michaelwootan]

We’re really doin it folks!!!

[@Acedubzofficial]

I tell ya, this podcast really seems to care

[@prisma250]

Calmedy!

[@macbeeler5479]

Let's go folks!

[@nathanforan5107]

You guys make my days better. Thank you for the honest and great entertainment

[@WeMightBeDrunkPod]

Appreciate you Nathan

[@AgendaInMind]

Fat doesn’t make you fat, moron.

[@6GorillaBiscuits]

They make my hole weak!

[@davidperez5089]

Don't start queefin uncontrollably now!

[@Tplantsurvivor17]

Me too, so genuine 🏄‍♂️🦆🙃

[@JJJ-pj8ts]

Love those pants on Jame-O.

[@thedonofthsht76-58]

Marks call back to the Irish joke when he makes the Patrice joke was perfect🤣🤣 " O'Neal he was Irish! Lmaoo

[@wnbbny81]

I just laughed the hardest I've laughed in a long time at Marks joke about the eye candy 🤣 God damn so good thank you

[@alteredninja]

Check out this weeks Your Mom’s House. Tom has a pretty cool take on it.

[@stephen32frazier]

I like Mark because no matter what the drink is, he's not afraid to admit it taste good. Maybe you only wanna take a couple of sips but I love when he says "it's good tho" lol.

[@jrsilad]

Happy St. Fatty's Day fellow drunks and queefs! 🍻

[@markduffy6776]

Lá Fhéile Pádraig Shona Duit (Happy St Paddy's Day). Random fact, Ireland St Paddy's day, because it's a holy day that falls in Lent, bars were closed up until the 70s. Catholic Church were running the country basically.

[@nicolagrass5591]

Greetings from Switzerland! I injured my knee last month (I tell ya) and found this podcast during rehab. Now I'm addicted, great job you queefs.

[@jesseunknown3523]

Good God damn! 100%! You have found the holy land. Good podcasts are like Good porn, there is a lot of it... but finding a good one at the right time can be tough. God bless these gentlemen and lady.

[@vibintbh4793]

took me a while to catch on, skipped episodes all the time but these last 3 or 4 ive been hyped for yall to drop, one of my fav pods now forsure, yall are hilarious

[@WeMightBeDrunkPod]

Don’t skip this one and next weeks is a banger too

[@smokejensen_]

@@WeMightBeDrunkPod you weren’t lying fatty

[@meatwad5022]

Cheers! Happy St. Patricks to all, lovin the seasonal outfits n decoration

[@WeMightBeDrunkPod]

We do love a theme

[@David_Lo_Pan]

@@WeMightBeDrunkPod You should've dressed up for Chinese New Year?

[@Shabbar3]

This podcast is a warm cup of spiked tea in the morning on my Monday’s, makes my work day and week. Thank you for always showing up. Something my father could never do. Comedy!

[@ole_limberlegs]

I'm a shit talker but I'm here because this is literally one of the best underrated pods there is. The bros can have their ymh and other over rated pods, they just don't know comedy.

[@WeMightBeDrunkPod]

You are the reason we do this, keep coming and we will keep making it.

[@ole_limberlegs]

@@WeMightBeDrunkPod I'll be here, even after the fall of KZbin, I'll find you. ;)

[@chronnoisseur6355]

Those pants bartender's got are great. Another killer ep, thanks guys.

[@thewickedzaku]

I'm so glad I stumbled upon you both on KZbin. The comedy is great. The podcast is great. You guys are great. Thank you for the laughs fellas.

[@demonking2679]

Mark is going to hell for the “paid in candy” joke.

[@Todd936]

Best wishes guys… thanks for doing this man…laughs help the days feel better and everyone needs that… keep making the best of life guys.

[@craigsuerth8765]

Malort baby! The Chicago handshake, a shot of Malort and a can Old Style lager. Slainte from Chicago!

[@AriMarkShaneKippyFoley]

Love you guys. Can't wait to see what you wear for Cinco de mayo.

[@WeMightBeDrunkPod]

Sombreros On order

[@BUKWulfSh0t]

Hopefully y'all Don't get cancelled for that🤣

[@andrewb.2895]

Salud! 🤠🇲🇽

[@AgendaInMind]

Get rid of the girl. No talking on set.

[@ole_limberlegs]

@@AgendaInMind oh! I spotted a gay!

[@Fabian080690]

"First of all, she's got a mild case, I'd say" lol Mark

[@topramen5344]

Idk why I didn’t get into this pod earlier I’ve seen both their specials like 5 times

[@guybehindtheguy.]

Shouts out to Taylor on the new special. So honest, smart, and hilarious.

[@Benry1]

Watching ad reads that they clearly don’t care about always makes me laugh 😂 great costumes great ep

[@christophermichaels6569]

Pete Lee was the first comedy show I ever saw. I told him that and he got so sentimental about it, “I was your first comedy show ever?!” Like he took my virginity, and I didn’t know what else to really say so I just told him “yeah, great set” and walked away. 😂

[@BrickTop06]

He doesn't get enough love. Wish he would show up on more pods.

[@1feloniouspunk]

Jamie's the best third wheel for this ep!!!!!

[@harshman121092]

That Patrice joke slayed me

[@theconductor4060]

shout out sam's kicks under the table. also jamie is a fox

[@markws80]

Might be drunk?! I am drunk! Hope I can stay awake until the end

[@Petergonzaleztv]

That candy joke! 🤣🤣 Mark is the most savage leprechaun ever

[@randellino]

I'm into this new bartender. Moreover, I'm into how y'all are making constant contact with the bartender as if you are both sitting at the bar bouncing ideas off her.

[@ChiefRightHand]

I agree... Would rather have a different bartender every show though, have a little "get to know" segment, be the first podcast to bring in non-celeb guests on and possibly improve their careers, open pathways for them to receive private offers from veiwers for bartending gigs, ETC 😎👌

[@WRECKTUM662]

@@ChiefRightHand nice try, New York bartender

[@ChiefRightHand]

@@WRECKTUM662 😂🤣😂 i wish, im in illinois 😤

[@ryanvincenec3511]

100%

[@lostsoul2184]

The way the talk is like a beautiful jazz dance . They're awesome. They should definitely colab with rappers or even record their own albums

[@jamesappleton5063]

HAPPY PATTY'S DAY! BARTENDER IS KEEPER A BARKEEPER HAHA

[@colmjackson]

Paddy not Patty…. Please dont Caitlyn Jenner our patron saint 😆😆😆☘️

[@jesse8117]

The eye candy bit had me in stitches!

[@williamzullo2937]

Comedy! Give it to meeeeeeeeee!!!

[@floydawaight49]

I been waiting all week.

[@rjacks2]

this theme song has been stuck in my head for a full week now 😂

[@adamgardener8624]

I love this theme song 🎵 im getting drunk 🎵 at least some shots 🎵 and a beer 🎵

[@awholewhitebabybruh]

I hate it

[@JakeRiese]

I really appreciated the spoiler tag and the time stamp.

[@b0ssatr0n91]

Another reason for me to drink, thank you gentlemen! I'm using my Irish genes like one of the X-men. Thank you gentlemen!

[@Protectobot]

Banshee and his daughter, Siren.

[@buryyourdraws]

Scrambling for something to break me out of this severely bad mood and WMBD pops up, and the only response is YES THANK YOU

[@willk113]

Perfect example of someone who went from serious acting to comedy: Leslie Nielsen

[@Xplora213]

Nielsen was so good they didn’t even try to do spoof movies for a decade after.

[@jmr1123]

Missed your show in KC last month Mark, please come back soon! Sam we saw you last summer and you killed it. Great episode!

[@jasonmeador7861]

I don't know how I missed this episode. But thank God it helped get through work today!!!!!!

[@Uncle_Duck]

Cheers boys drinking that whiskey along with the pod.

[@WeMightBeDrunkPod]

Save a seat for Elijah

[@salvatoredemaria9680]

What if Shumer ended with "I'm Mark Normand! Thank you! Goodnight! Lmao 🤣

[@krisb6824]

Best intro song in the pod game

[@WeMightBeDrunkPod]

Ohhh yeah!

[@covidkiller420]

man i love this pod and both the intro song as well as the outro. Outro gives me bojack horseman vibes lol. Awesome

[@poupdujour]

This podcast is awesome thanks for the content

[@johnpeterson2335]

March is hands down the best month ..St Patrick's day..and March madness !

[@BlackBaldPodcast]

"Hey would have loved Distefano" so true Sam.

[@matthewelliottheinen]

Yall have cool bartenders. And you guys are ok too. Kidding, this podcast is great week in week out. 👍

[@pincopallino7981]

Please keep all the bits you tried this episode. As Elaine Benes would say: "These are 'SPECIAL WORTHY'! And the news segment is lunch!

[@Antron7000]

I DEMAND A MOTHERS DAY COSTUME EPISODE.

[@WeMightBeDrunkPod]

Oh we will bring it, little sweater vests and capri pants.

[@wrenlinwhitelight3007]

podcasts just don't get better than this!!!

[@pangiabz]

Lmfao @ Mark: “at least he’s hard” 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@nicholassemelak6224]

Love you guys. Thank you for the drink coozie. Also you guys are making me feel like I'm in groundhogs day. Didn't mark already talk about his gf asking, "are you awake?"

[@TurtlePower718]

Nice to see Mark's dads portrait behind him

[@muttbull]

I hope at least one of those burning candles is “Gwyneth Paltrow’s, Clam Scent”

[@danielhernandez3161]

Y’all make me feel sane, cheers.

[@kylegordon00]

The weather bit is a great premise and I think you could do more tags on that one. I've never heard anyone explore that idea! I'd love to hear a full minute on that from the stage

[@dustymiller7120]

Jamie is fantastic! I'm smitten!

[@bluesslider76]

100% correct on the anchor steam beer. Great brew

[@Mixedserpintine]

“Do you have footage of that” 😂😂😂

[@KevinC1990]

Hey hey.. Drunk again baby! Happy Saint Paddy's day, ya queefs!

[@JoeKing6IX]

That's awesome! My birthdays the 14th, thanks for the toast!

[@Titocore71]

My new favorite Pod! Mark is a fucking riot!

[@jaxtraxtv]

love it guys!

[@AxeMan808]

I like that new Outro too. I liked the jazz, but this is sharp.

[@deares212]

"The Nice Guys" is a very funny turn for Gosling. Rec.

[@bioburden]

Greetings from Ireland guys - keep up the great work! :)

[@cosmic_giant1523]

I like watching this pod. Its great Comedy!😁

[@christophermichaels6569]

Only one I can think of that you guys forget was “White and Nerdy”. First Weird Al song I’d ever heard.

[@lisahenderson8963]

“That river in Chicago”…you mean the Chicago river? 🤣❤️ cheers from the Chi!

[@WeMightBeDrunkPod]

Very inventive name

[@lisahenderson8963]

@@WeMightBeDrunkPod I blame the Malort

[@MYkeyS]

"I will say if you're hearing a lady and not seeing her, that's kind of the worst of everything"🤣🤣😂😂

[@hitmarkler]

14:30 Tom Cruise in Tropic Thunder is legendary!

[@jaynestreet4240]

Excellent! Cheers

[@frankeeeefuzi9979]

The storming the capital line is really good though, it's not laugh out loud hilarious, but not every joke needs to be.

[@nicolastomlinson-stjuste3292]

Saw Sam in timodium, great show!!! Wish the crowd was funnier though 😂

[@MadeInAlaska87]

The little hats 🤣

[@Treezlv]

Always good time boys

[@corydystopia]

Love you boys!

[@mxxico]

These guys make drinking look cool

[@justinjenson8071]

This is my favorite podcast!! I just found it like two weeks ago and I’ve watched every episode. Mark and Sam you guys rock. I’m gay!

[@puppyinacupmashups4731]

Even the zooms? The pod was on their own channels before they made this channel..

[@bunnybangz]

It's my saint Bernard's birthday on saint Patrick's day 💚 🍀 ☘️ 🎂

[@WeMightBeDrunkPod]

Happy birthday what’s the floofs name?

[@bunnybangz]

@@WeMightBeDrunkPod Gemini, she's got white eyelashes on one side and a brown spot on the other eye, two faced in the best way 💎😇

[@lostsoul2184]

50:00 mark be droppin jokecandies all over our eyes :)))

[@kbargos]

Number of potatoes to starve an Irishman: 0 Number of podcasts I love: 1 Happy St Paddy’s boys.🍻🍻🍻

[@robertgowdey]

When I saw the thumbnail I thought it was the Christmas special lol

[@LeoniejtePietje]

Haha, I love the costume pods!

[@davidb3738]

Cheers Happy St Patrick's!!

[@williegordon7458]

pretty awesome that shes participating so much. shes really taking it seriously!

[@alexwatts1375]

I love that “little baby Kyle” bit!

[@williamdiaz7258]

Let do this fellas! 🍾💯

[@WeMightBeDrunkPod]

Oh we’re doing it, thanks for coming!

[@mwara2444]

You guys need to talk about how all cars will have mandatory bac (blood alcohol concentration) devices in order to start your car, starting in 2026. Love the show, used to listen on Google podcast and then realized you had a KZbin video, and have been binge watching them all. You two are like the new Louis CK and Patton Oswalt of your generation

[@Daddy.loves.you.]

It's only for new cars, starting in 2026, not all cars.

[@husamettin_amayandancakar1553]

lmao love the hats. Let's go Irish

[@WeMightBeDrunkPod]

Let’s get it! Thanks for watching!

[@found_working]

Mark is a chaotic evil and sam is chaotic good

[@SLD1]

John C Reilly has amazing range as an actor

[@bigbet2129]

You got that right!

[@crazyshred]

Yes my favorite pod

[@WeMightBeDrunkPod]

You’re my favorite commenter

[@Protectobot]

I almost never drink, but a non-dairy or partial-dairy drink like that sounds good, actually 😂

[@SHACOBES123]

I'd like to eat that bartenders tuccus. Happy St Pat's!

[@adamgardener8624]

Ooohhh I like this bartender ! And I love this 🎵 theme song 🎵