I Made a Board Game to Torture People

Oh, the Misery.
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[@android19willpwn]

"everyone goes back to start" means that the more players there are the more impossible the game becomes

[@cryst4l_clear456]

Boutta host a 25 player game

[@syrusgrove8682]

@@cryst4l_clear456 🎶This is the game that never ends. Yes it goes on and on my friend. Some people started playing and not knowing what it was and they'll continue playing forever just becuase this is the game that never ends...🎶

[@nfortyeight]

@@syrusgrove8682 Even though i never watched that show, I understand that reference

[@zixvirzjghamn737]

@@nfortyeight what show is it

[@nfortyeight]

@@zixvirzjghamn737 search, the song that doesn’t end

[@keava]

i was really expecting "you 'win'" to just unveil an entire second board

[@guncatto2625]

Me simulater

[@unknownfox3796]

to really win you have to not suffer, that's why it is called "you "win""

[@seamusquain2706]

YES

[@Echo-Frisk]

I'ma make a copy of this board, and make more levels for this board.

[@HypoValence]

Temple of Madness

[@tickytickytango5634]

The clown board seems like a pleasant place to be, since you don't have to draw any pain cards. For future versions of the game, make the clown board more painful.

[@lucaluca3107]

Clown board is just the Matrix

[@komradblin2189]

evil incarnate

[@dustin202]

Clowns are all about hiding the pain with humor

[@dank_smirk2ndchannel200]

Considering that the "Win" in "You "Win"" was in quotations I thought if you land on it there was gonna be a card that said something like: "You realize that it's the journey, not the destination that matters. Go back to start". Considering that the last game Vale made was unbeatable, I’m surprised that this one was beatable. He was so merciful.

[@kaiseremotion854]

instead of going back to start, it makes you go to a mirrored version of the board.

[@blarghmoment1825]

It should just reveal a whole second board even worse than the first

[@RealCoolstriker64]

Technically, it wasn’t. Because he had to take a card out of circulation for them to ACTUALLY progress

[@dylantucker5374]

@@RealCoolstriker64 oh God. Imagine if the card he removed is what the O.C was proposing... That would just be cruel.

[@Jaydee-wd7wr]

@@kaiseremotion854, It’s just Castlevania.

[@pixelkamui4555]

"I'm afraid it's the new deal, brought by FDR to the United States" fucking killed me

[@SgtKOnyx]

Brilliant

[@thatdudemario2403]

18:48

[@ENCELADUSCompositions]

I know, haha. I've never laughed harder in my life watching a video. In the middle of the night, no less!

[@EEEEEEEE]

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[@actuallyIDontExist]

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[@pizzaplate3846]

This *desperately* needs a public release

[@basiclyzang312]

Fr tho!

[@MintTheProtogen]

I’d love to play this with friends. It’d make me go crazy, but in a good way.

[@mrpayday7055]

YES PLEASE

[@DollarStoreEggman]

with some modifications, it would be really good.

[@Flightkitten]

No Please No

[@captainkawaii666]

The only game where you have to memorize the Bible and several released CIA documents to stand a chance

[@khajandes2066]

Finally im actually useful

[@FamilycrusadersAnd_The_Crew]

Remembering the bible wouldn't even help you in here.

[@thewanderingmistnull2451]

The Bible isn't gonna help much with those questions.

[@Themoonisachees]

don't forget about the most obscure paradox questions

[@tmzilla]

the bible won't help you with deep catholic lore

[@pedejo]

Very sad Vale cut out my defence of libertarianism in French when I was Charles De Gaulle

[@tankbuster626]

Convince him to give you the clip so that it can be shared

[@namethathasntbeentakenyetm3682]

French is basically gibberish and we already heard the defence in gibberish.

[@ericdillingham7843]

I genuinely need a clip of this. j’aime la pensée de la tête français pendant la Seconde Guerre mondiale défendant le libertarianisme

[@thilsiktonix]

LOL

[@trashkitty8736]

Lmao

[@ThePhantomSafetyPin]

That ending killed me, you can't even flip the board to vent your frustration. You are a monster for making this game. I love you.

[@EEEEEEEE]

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[@ProfessionalBugLover]

@@darthvader8744 sports

[@actuallyIDontExist]

​@@ProfessionalBugLover ITS IN THE GAME

[@user-pr6ed3ri2k]

609thliker

[@jax_firestorm9689]

“The fear of loss is a path to the dark side.” “They killed my wife.” Best exchange, hands down.

[@The-jy3yq]

"I'm afraid that in your anger you have killed her."

[@mxm23adregalusandmore62]

45:41

[@daminkon246]

@@mxm23adregalusandmore62 goat

[@nymphrodellsalavin]

They sounded like bots on Reddit. It was great 😅

[@ecrosenow5194]

Actual real life copies when?

[@Frommerman]

Secret alternative pain deck: If a player is speaking in a French accent or imitating Charles De Gaulle when they land on Pain, they get a card from an alternative deck with bread-themed, mostly positive cards.

[@mantacid1221]

Okay this is funny

[@ariesdemiurge]

He *was* pretty lucky irl

[@smamy8861]

pain card 1: go make toast pain card 2: have a sandwich :) if you're under the conditions for pain cards and not pain cards then you're. running out of bread

[@rsodrealm]

"your baguette crumbled. go back to the last pain tile and draw from the pain deck"

[@therealchaosguy]

“If bread in french is pain, then I own a fucking bakery” -Literally pick anyone in this video

[@PacmanZoomPZ]

“Charles deGaul is right between General Grevieous and Patrick Bateman” laughed so hard at that

[@MadamLava094]

Next video: "I invented an actual honest-to-god physical torture device and locked my friends in it", followed by "building a torture device in federal prison"

[@baz5042]

If anything he’ll get hired by the feds to be the new warden at Gitmo.

[@johnsteampunk6408]

@Anna ♪ bad timing edit: and ironic somewhat

[@theangrymilitant]

@@johnsteampunk6408 What the hell is behind those links?

[@TheLonelyBrit]

Isn't this what Michael Reeves used to make? Maybe Valefisk can get some inspiration from his videos.

[@FelineBlue]

@@theangrymilitant they're just spam bots

[@thespiffingbrit]

*The hardest quest in any video game "Go Outside And Touch Grass"*

[@ryank_]

truly impossible

[@prodrom]

What do you think about this 3:33

[@minihjalte]

🎩 🪳 Look! Its The Spiffing Brit!

[@theswissconfederacy2136]

Sir! Today I had many glasses of yorkshire tea!

[@thespiffingbrit]

@@prodrom it do be me...

[@jakeking974]

To be fair, if Vale DID play, imagine him trying to GM while being an Italian Shrek who can only quote Lord of the Rings. Yeah, it would be an actual nightmare.

[@HoffayStudios35]

I genuinely want to play this game with my friends but it would be absolutely fucking unplayable because of all the inside jokes and references that none of us would get

[@AbsolXGuardian]

I feel like the distrubtion version of this game is one with "[insert in-joke here]" for the game master to fill in and the table top simulator tutorials valefisk used.

[@kosherkingofisrael6381]

Gotta customize your own board for the friend group.

[@MiriadCalibrumAstar]

if it doesn't exist, make it yourself.

[@therealpotsmoan593]

it's also mathematically impossible to win

[@hardlyanydiggity3953]

make your own

[@flipflopzthreeonethree1873]

I love how every so often we just get a sad "they killed my wife" for no apparent reason. Also, Gregor Samsa Bucks made me laugh way too hard

[@xyz3524]

I didn't kill my wife.

[@gentlemanmadness607]

What was worse was that there was 2 of them and not once in this video did the other say "I don't care" when the other said "I didn't kill my wife."

[@MiroslavBarzashki]

@@xyz3524 I knew it was Richard all along. He's the one who did it

[@SoewoeMoloko]

I love how seemingly half of the cards force players to speak in quotes, add random noises to sentences or just straight up gibberish. It's the tower of Babel all over again

[@duftx]

Соя имба

[@thesalad943]

@@duftx this goes hard

[@duftx]

@@thesalad943 im cryin and shakin rn

[@telescopesfs-officialchann3897]

@@duftx Вареная фасоль

[@RAFMnBgaming]

Valefisk at the start of the year: "I've decided I want to become a youtuber full time" Valefisk in the middle of the year: "Scratch that, I want to become a torturer full time"

[@KnowledgePerformance7]

The perfect arc

[@puppergump4117]

Torture is like fun, except with fun more than one person is happy

[@weirdtyrant6274]

I love how the guy who got Joe Biden just did a Senator Armstrong impression instead and everybody went with it. Edit: Hey KZbin, it would have been nice to know that editing my comment to correct a typo would have deleted the heart that Valefisk gave me before I did so.

[@orangetabby7122]

But as for now, our protagonist Raiden with Biden

[@janehrahan5116]

What are you talking about, thats clearly biden.

[@JustAJosuke]

@@orangetabby7122 Joe Raiden.

[@breckhodges3177]

That was closer to a macho man impression than Armstrong

[@Clarity_Control]

@@breckhodges3177 What’s the difference?

[@shamsquatch9980]

Next Valefisk video: "I Invented A New Torture Device To Torture My Friends"

[@Valefisk]

sensing a pattern here yet?

[@connorkolodziej1879]

I Put My Friends In An IRL Saw Trap For $10,000! (Not Clickbait)

[@tacticalnuke5673]

"Myself included."

[@boomstick7506]

@@Valefisk make a crypt sequel that only changes the color with one more puzzle, and claim you completely overhauled the game for your next victims

[@Apgl257]

Are they even friends at this point?

[@TheGriever]

Actually the only way to win quickly is to draw the "dementia card" and claim you already won.

[@Zanthosus]

"You have no money. Too bad. You remain as Star Wars Shrek making car noises." I love this channel.

[@EEEEEEEE]

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[@actuallyIDontExist]

I have a bad feeling about this VROOM KACHOW

[@ProfessionalBugLover]

@@actuallyIDontExist get out of my parking garage

[@actuallyIDontExist]

@@ProfessionalBugLover no

[@plaguenplay3516]

That's the future capitalists want lmao

[@mjf69]

Seems like the key is to nominate one person as the savior, and then get everyone else stuck on clown boards just going in loops so they can't land on pain spots and reset.

[@lint9305]

when are you coming back to dynamite max

[@pirig-gal]

The meta is forming...

[@redeye4516]

Ah, Christianity

[@kellynolen498]

yeah because theres a pain card that send everyone back to start so you cant win if there are too many players they eat through the cards and send everyone back alternative tactic is everyone conspires to spend all there money sending them back so they can stay near the money tiles near the start

[@wfchannel4673]

kinda feels like the best strategy is to just endure the negative effects as much as possible and just quietly roll for money until you have $100 to pay to win the game.

[@Zeppe2]

11:03 The hell I actually would've know the answer to that question. Since I'm a Finn, my dad has told me about the Winter War between Finland and Russia in 1939. Afte the war, Finland agreed to pay war indemnities to Russia. For some reason, I would always remember quite precisely the details about the payment. This included over 100 ships and huge amounts of timber, forestry and metal industry products. Frying pans for example. All this would amount to over 300 million US dollars, which when converted to Russian rubles, will amount to roughly 17,5 billion rubles.

[@robertdolcetti450]

17.5 billion back then or now? That’s cool though.

[@Zeppe2]

@@robertdolcetti450 Back then I'm assuming.

[@airplanemaniacgaming7877]

Finland is such a neat country, not to mention the great legends who rose from that time. Simo Hayha, and Lauri Taurni. The White Death, and The Traveling Hero (that's what I call Lauri Taurni, considering his history.)

[@Zeppe2]

@@airplanemaniacgaming7877 I'm glad to see someone who is well informed on Finlands history

[@airplanemaniacgaming7877]

@@Zeppe2 I learned of both thanks to a certain Swedish metal band with historically themed lyrics. That also just so happens to have gotten a holy artifact from the Church of Poland. Delivered by the Archbishop of said Church himself at a concert.

[@TheGuyBehindYou]

Here’s an idea for a pain card: Set a timer for an hour, and if the game hasn’t ended when it goes off, everybody goes back to start.

[@rafaelmarkos4489]

Given the number of back to start conditions, I think it might be unnecessary.

[@TheGuyBehindYou]

@@rafaelmarkos4489 Yes but with this one the pain isn't instant. You have to live with the existential dread that it doesn't matter how much progress you’re making, as unless you finish the game, everything you worked for is gonna be gone.

[@Санёк-м1ы]

To make it a bit more fun, whenever you grab it again, the timer extends just a bit, so people would have to through the pain (lol) faster in order to have a chance at this

[@vulkarma741]

@@Санёк-м1ы yea give them 1 extra minute each time they pick it up

[@otherlego]

@@vulkarma741 nah 1 whole hour

[@tweekkat7764]

I can't imagine the confusion somebody watching with the sound off would've experienced seeing "they killed my wife" keep popping up. This game seems like the best and worst time of someone's life simultaneously

[@betteradversary1606]

when the "make a defence for anarcho-primitivism" card came up, I was honestly expecting him to just pull up the Unabomber's Manifesto

[@beybladeguru101]

Ooga booga grug think industrial revolution consequences been disaster to grugan race.

[@felicityc]

return to monke

[@puppergump4117]

Not much of a defense then

[@thespudbud2351]

This is my first and favorite Valefisk video. Whenever I feel sad, or sick, or bored, or need something as background noise, this is one of the videos I always come back to. Thank you, Valefisk, for bringing me joy through the torment of your friends. I only wish I could be this problematic while keeping my friends and sanity. Truly, you are a role model I will look up to for years to come. XD

[@timeenoughatlast3368]

Vale. My god Vale I know what must be done. What game allows for more gaslighting and bullshit than any other? Thats right, a TTRPG dungeon crawl. Build the single most hellish Dungeon imaginable and force them to fight through it. Even better, pitch different genres and styles of games to all your players so they each come with the most disjointed, out of place character possible.

[@gentleshark972]

YES

[@pastoralpaul1002]

Yyyyyseeeeee

[@timeenoughatlast3368]

My personal favourite trap suggestion. You allow the players to observe a 31ft long corridor. At the end of this corridor is a corner turn leading to an indestructible, locked door. At the start of the corridor is a trap warning, crushing plates of instant death for anyone who steps into the corridor, but they only trigger 50% of the time. No tricks. No skills or ways out of it. Just a 50/50 chance of death every time you cross the corridor. But what about the locked door you ask? Well, scrawled in black chalk are nordic symbols which correctly translate to "the key is hidden behind the sign." The players are then forced to possibly cross back over just to get the key, then again to unlock the door. Which would then turn out to be a dead end

[@veszimardalath9739]

@@timeenoughatlast3368 And just a cherry, have the germanic runic alphabets be mixed up and all written as bindrunes, to make translation that much more difficult- but in reality the sign has a decorative border that is actually secret instructions in Ogham of how to find a series of buttons in the corridor you have to press in an order, only to do nothing

[@timeenoughatlast3368]

@@veszimardalath9739 genius inclusion!

[@jighardy]

I'm just impressed you have friends that would actually be willing to try to play such a game

[@gentlemanmadness607]

Not anymore

[@ericpayne9091]

Seriously, I'd love to i give this a go, but my friends would 100% quit after like five minutes

[@princeamongkings343]

At 18:00 - idea for a modification to the game: Make certain negative effects be contagious, so that if someone lands on the same space as another it can get passed to them too.

[@firekirby123]

This would also make the Pain deck get progressively larger as copies of the cards get sent to the discard when removed or replaced, making the game more viable with larger player amounts without removing the "everyone return to start" card from play. Not a bad idea at all.

[@emred4653]

27:30 debut of "they killed my wife"

[@blu3113]

32:34 "make a defence for libertarianism in gibberish" is perhaps the best thing I have ever heard

[@mkgaca8721]

im sick af and i read that as librarian :(

[@EEEEEEEE]

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[@gabrielledrake9218]

I was crying laughing

[@actuallyIDontExist]

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[@wildmaknae_]

I'm so curious who was dying laughing during that segment x)

[@Kozmokast]

“Using shift with your thumb” just unlocked a core memory of mine about some fucking freak in a streamer discord I was in who was convinced that using your keyboard like that was was completely natural and normal, and the dude had like a 4 inch long thumb and thought everyone else was crazy.

[@aeldariambitions6334]

Which Shift key?? Did he reach all the way from his mouse to RS, or from WASD to RS?

[@ivgorm9365]

I have a friend who does that and it drives me up the fucking wall

[@jasmineHeartTech]

Mumbo Jumbo?

[@sleepingguard01]

i also thought mumbo jumbo lol

[@randomfurrygirl548]

Thats how I used to use the shift key all the time, since using my pinky was rather uncomfortable

[@stargazer_and_co]

How to make it even better: First to win wins, but the game is only beat once _all_ players reach win. ~Darkstalker

[@Blackslayter]

I'd unironically like to play this with my friends myself. Maybe with alcohol involved. And me running the game rather than playing. And, probably even more alcohol.

[@january0th]

Play the imposible game he mentions at the begining of the video to get a taste of it

[@lebendigesgespenst7669]

Same

[@jakebluestein4542]

Drink every time you get went back to the start.

[@LEGOALEX97]

I’d say make it yourself so you can tailor the torture to your friends

[@MrTacoKing-1]

satan has lost his job to you

[@Nool4]

I love going home and eating some MIL-C-4407C while sipping some MIL-J-35049E with the boys.

[@specialism640]

This guy just took the “ruins friendship” aspect of every board game and made it into a board game

[@GalacticNerd]

As someone who still has 2048 installed on their phone from when that was popular, and still plays it regularly. That 2048 card is brutal, there are a few strategies for the game but an immense part of it is just luck of where the next number spawns, and all it takes is one bad spawn to end a run.

[@afonsomartins6311]

2048 lore

[@hankglidden1463]

If you know what you're doing you can get 2048 basically every time. 4096 too, 8192 is alot harder

[@suburbanshrub6675]

@@hankglidden1463 yeah idk what this guy is talking about, i can get 2048 probably 80% consistently and when i dont its typically human error

[@mrsneeze903]

@@suburbanshrub6675 same this was legit like the only 'challenge' i could do without ripping my hair out.... god forbid i get chess cause i don't know how to play my uncle tried teaching me a few times and that went horribly....

[@frostyclouded]

it is fairly luck based but as someone who's played it for maybe six years or so, as soon as i got my first 2048 it somehow instantly became easier to me. bad luck can kill a run or at least make it a lot more inconvenient but if you know how to adapt your strategy a little then it's not usually a big deal. imo the worst part about the 2048 card is just that it can take like a good 10 minutes to actually win a game but i guess with how much they were fucking about that isn't too long lmfao

[@thewanderingmistnull2451]

24:36 Yeah, that sums up the video. "In addition to only speaking in Star Wars quotes while Shrek, you need to end every sentence with a car noise."

[@penguingamer8832]

I made a board game that was also hell for a middle school project. It was a mix of monopoly and the Oregon trail. It was based off of a book called “a long walk to water” so I appropriately named it “a long game to water”

[@messydeskproductions4159]

Lord. Having read that book I can only imagine how bad that would be

[@RepublicOfChebokstan]

I've read that book

[@greenkitty1]

What did you make with that?

[@grzegorzbrzeczyszczykiewic563]

i can only assume you've killed 3 men by now

[@-Raylight]

*"I'm not a cruel man"* _Press X to doubt_ Finally a board game that can torture the boys 😂

[@feldbiss6417]

as he said that the insane monopoly video popped up on the i button, comedic gold I tell you

[@shoda9939]

Raylight

[@dominusvolpus8031]

Oh, I heard I'm not a cool man....

[@aylenpons6682]

I casually heard that line half a second after reading your comment. *X files music.

[@thetruegoldenknight]

Plus tortures the girls (Do 10 push-ups while suffering from a hangover).

[@elijahingram6477]

The easy solution is to make the "everyone goes back to start" card a single-use card

[@gingerinajacket8519]

A single use card that is thrown in on the 2nd or 3rd pass of the cards, otherwise it loses its luster.

[@murpledeer]

He should add another deck with single use cards that just have the most cruel punishments possible

[@weegee_666]

naming suggestion: the game of purgatory anyway, please make this puplicly available in the workshop and if you do please add a feature that lets you add your own prompts. that would be so awesome

[@FaustY2K]

And if you follow the Pope on Twitter the game gets shorter ;)

[@sev1120]

@@FaustY2K If you successful run for president of the united states you get to move forward one space

[@1th_to_comment.]

or just: purgatory

[@blacklight683]

10:10 (*casually pulls out redacted CIA documents*)

[@catthatlooksatyoufunny7377]

"I'm not a cruel man" and other hilarious jokes you can tell to your friends

[@ivorymantis1026]

Anyone recall that old story about the knight that plays chess with the grim reaper to try and extend his life? Imagine if the knight pulled this b++++++t out.

[@bittersweet4487]

Infinite life

[@kirbywithlegs98]

Oooooo bullshit spooky

[@ivorymantis1026]

@@kirbywithlegs98 My comments with swearing get hidden by KZbin more often, and little experiments like this show me how often comments are shadow banned.

[@juliewinchester1488]

@@ivorymantis1026 wait is this real? Wtf

[@ivorymantis1026]

@@juliewinchester1488 Try it yourself. Make a comment where you would normally swear then make a comment where you don't swear. Big tech has always restricted speech, they can't help it; it's in their nature.

[@X-SPONGED]

Vale : "So now Novel is an Old Man, a Horse, and is speaking in LoTR Quotes" [32:13] Novel : "At this point can I just be fucking Gandalf, **neigh** :(" _My Asthmatic Lungs were not ready for that..._

[@dracothewarrior4316]

It was the Star Wars Shrek car that did me in

[@dontshootmex5588]

At this point I'm fully convinced Vale is a direct descendant of Marquis de Sade

[@Pundae]

my money is on Phalaris of acragas

[@wrenkozlowski8362]

Truly this is just the board game adaptation of 120 days of Sodom

[@BlackOps2543x]

At 38:17 I took so so so much effort to not explosively spit out the soda from my mouth in laughter

[@justadude450]

I honestly really like the "You can only speak in movie quotes" cards

[@pixalor]

"they killed my wife" gets me every time

[@LinkCrab]

The real question is how in the hell you find such amazing military pdfs. I'm putting together my own game inspired by yours to torture my friends, and I can't find any for the life of me.

[@itstherealbrace6424]

File a request under the FOIA from either the FBI or cia

[@namelastname6884]

r/warthunder

[@tevildo9383]

Wikileaks

[@prerakgames4668]

That's the neat part, you don't!

[@prerakgames4668]

Also, he made his own military pdfs. He wants to torture people like you, so he made his own.

[@luk4aaaa]

I think playtesting the game on 3(4?) people with a card that sends everyone back to the start and then playing it with like 12 might have been the imbalance here

[@YoutubeCommonman_Totas]

"For you see young Skywalker, I have one Gregor samsa buck in my possession."

[@gwainexe9065]

PLEASE make this a mod for tabletop simulator, have everything included when you launch it up, as well as a rule book so players aren't confused.

[@EEEEEEEE]

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[@johannesviljoen9656]

It IS a tabletop sim mod thpugh

[@nikolaki0754]

@@johannesviljoen9656 how is it called?

[@ImGamingNow2010]

@@johannesviljoen9656 What is it called in the workshop? I can't find it.

[@Hollowed_Trinity]

@@johannesviljoen9656 what is it called.

[@atomicalee6347]

Next video is simply going to be “I tortured my friends” and it’s just Vale forcing his friends to go through SAS training

[@stetson_newsie2600]

Serial Attached SCSI

[@FFKonoko]

ah, even more push ups

[@dodojesus4529]

But it only ends when everyone is dead

[@dodojesus4529]

Also they only get to drink alcohol

[@VoidRift]

What if instead of removing the "everyone back to start" card after some time, certain spaces were outlined and if you're in one of those you get to stay there? perhaps the final loop could be fully protected, or maybe all but one, and in general they're sorta like chance checkpoints randomly scattered across the board

[@alfiehutchinson1030]

you get reset to these chechpoints instead of back to the start

[@SASQUATCHWithATophat]

but if that were to happen then i would get rid of that cards entire purpose sure people would go back to start but not everyone like the card says and we gotta follow the rules now trust me its better this way

[@felixd8665]

Noticed "WIN" was in quotes. I hope this follows through to your next torture video where the winner gets some special "privilege"

[@ari1758]

@Dont Check My About Page Link is not important

[@tanker00v25]

@@ari1758 *loads ak*

[@jeanremi8384]

@Dont Check My About Page Link ok, i wont

[@irissupercoolsy]

27:00 here is where I completely lost it 🤣🤣

[@honourablelordmayor]

I kinda want the full 7 or so hour recording of this so I can see everyone loses their minds

[@O5-7]

Yes

[@Nervatel]

"I didn't tell them the rules either" How to go from Chaotic neutral to chaotic evil in a second

[@eritsia]

i rewatch this video a lot, and “ich ben ein turn” makes me YELP I HATE IT

[@FAB1150]

You can make the "everyone goes back" card double-faced, so that it only works the first time and then becomes something else. The side effect here is that everyone knows when it's coming, adding a level of "strategy" to the game lol. The other side of the card could also be something that everyone does, but a bit nerfed

[@Avery-q9i]

22:11 you had a chance to Rick roll everyone

[@macnbac3476]

Everybody gangsta till valefisk whips out the pdfs

[@bloodymagpie4189]

18:04 "You have presented me with a two pronged road, one leads to hell! And the other one also leads to hell!" "Choose wisely."

[@LordXaedin_AltAccount]

48:19 - Metal Gear Rising

[@ElMoss64]

I feel like a 4 person test group may not have been an appropriate test for the speed at which a 10 player group would cycle through the pain deck This is not a complaint

[@GoldAngelGaming]

i'm more of a subtle outbreath kind of laugher but 25:06 "somebody has to save our skins BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR" broke me, multiple times

[@airplanemaniacgaming7877]

Same, because of the way he says it alongside the fucking car noise at the end is just.... _wheeze_

[@DiamondKingStudios]

29:11 the thing here is I’m pretty sure David Prowse, the guy inside the Vader suit in the original trilogy, had a West Country accent, and that’s why they got Jones for the voice.

[@ZaraTheFemboy]

Rather than just having the "Everyone goes back to start" card. You should have two cards added, both add/remove the "Everyone goes back to start" card whenever they're drawn. This makes the game actually winnable while still leaving it to chance.

[@dawnrays6161]

“It’s been an hour and no one’s even left the starting area” That’s kinda what happens when you play with TEN PEOPLE

[@EEEEEEEE]

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[@nikkiofthevalley]

Especially with the "everyone back to start" pain card. That really shouldn't have been in there with that many people and that many pain spots near the start.

[@zachdrago8130]

Please publish this along with the the full set of rules so me and my friends can hate our lives too

[@noahh6032]

40:38 As a fellow german I approve of this message

[@cluelesswanderer]

Well if your test game was with 4 players and you burned through Pain cards too fast with 12, then you only need triple the amount of Pain cards (without another “everyone goes back to start” card) for the game to be balanced :)

[@thetruegoldenknight]

Of all the stuff, that one line truly won me over. It's at 3:30 "Look, it's The Spiffing Brit!" Not gonna spoil it, just that it works so well in context. >;)

[@FurryWrecker911]

20:52 This is the thing I love about tech pubs: There's always a chance someone somewhere is going to screw it up, and there's no charge code for revisions. We once had to disassemble a bunch of waveguide tubes on a radar once and the instructions had you start with THE BOTTOM LINES. and work your way up, then assembly was in reverse order, top to bottom. It was horrible.

[@Maddie-wt6ih]

You should try to make a legit game that looks as sketchy as possible just to see how long your friends will be stuck on simple innocent puzzles

[@ProtoMario]

The irony is Hell is often described as a body lol

[@SomeOne-vf1rs]

@@jimmybean420 It is. I’m pretty sure the Greeks said hell was basically a titan of itself. Look up tartarus

[@stevenmcclary534]

Hell is other people. Specifically, the person that is the board for this game.

[@promisingchaos]

This video remains one of my favourite of all time. Not just of yours, but on the platform. The crown jewel achievement? Well, you know when you show a friend video that you really love or think is funny and 99% of the time they’re like “oh that’s cool I guess” and you both move onto something else without finishing it? I once showed this to a friend who loves tabletop games, being like “it’s past midnight and it’s an hour long we absolutely do not have to finish this I just think you’ll like it” and next thing you know we wound up WATCHING THE ENTIRE THING. And THEN we started the ChatGPT board game video and only stopped because it was about 2am and I still had to drive home. Something something, comment for the algorithm, love what you do.

[@Water-rg7gp]

to make the game more interesting i would have made use of a partial currency, where about 24 cents are given to you every turn, meaning every 5 turns you get a dollar and 16 cents. which would allow players to torture each other more

[@stevenfrye8640]

21:02 As someone who works for the Department of Defense, we DO NOT hire people that can spell.

[@eithan_]

kinda funny how at the start they were so competitive and sent each other back and by the end they helped each other win to end the suffering. loved the video

[@pcu9284]

The insanity of the accents and voices was the best part of this, now we just gotta wait untill vale kidnaps his friends and put them through a series of jigsaw traps where only one can live.

[@tiger5869]

You know it's a good game if everyone celebrates at the end even if they lose

[@raslin2k]

That nerd moment where you nervously but steadily say your guess, based just on a hunch, and it ends up winning you the game is such an amazing feeling. Back in high school, in AP US history, we played a jeopardy type game near the end of the semester. My team needed to win the 1,000 dollar "war" question. I guessed it on a gut feel, and somehow got it right. Such a good way to end the video

[@z3_gaming526]

A way to make this game more balanced is replace the "Everyone goes back to start :)" with 2 "Everyone else goes back to start :)"

[@spodsder]

I need timestamps for every movie quote so far I only have Cope-land Cope-land Cope-land 28:01

[@arkohnlock4409]

A good rule to “work around” the “all back to start” card would be to give it a lifespan like “at the third use it disappears but you also each draw another pain card”

[@kaedenplayz884]

Then comes back into the deck next reshuffle

[@arkohnlock4409]

@@kaedenplayz884 That.... that wouldn't make it disapear

[@IsiahTomas]

17:12, "God Save the Queen" begins

[@ariustemod8481]

They killed my wife

[@melon4738]

Beep beep

[@zadikariamitchell1930]

Those bastards

[@zacharyramsli8002]

I don't care!

[@bro..stop.]

lmao the “are those performance enhancing drugs” with just a “those aren’t banned” hahahahaha

[@bencurran3204]

seeing "golden can't take Paris" brings a tear to my eye

[@cakeface03]

Just based off the start, this reminds me of a board game some friends and I made. It was like the game of life but it was full of terrible things that could happen to your person. The starting portion is very similar.

[@taxavation]

You actually did it. You predicted the video

[@ThaiFemboyRescue]

19:02 New Deal DLC look cool!!

[@tonybippitykaye]

Vale never ceases to impress me with the lengths he’ll go to in order to psychologically torture his friends. It’s pure entertainment

[@eclipsewolf9451]

I like how no one talks about the fact that sometimes you can just hear random senator Armstrong lines at the end of the game

[@dracothewarrior4316]

"You remain as Star Wars Shrek making car noises" Brand new sentence