What 1 In 1 Million Thing Happened To You, That Will Never Happen Again?

[@rusticgiraffe4262]

I once received two fortune cookies in a single package after eating at a Chinese restaurant. The first one I opened said “Your fortune is in another cookie”

[@JoanWhack]

That bird poop on the hand story reminded me of when my friends and I were walking to school, just talking about bird poop. Our friend said she’d been really lucky she’d never been shat on, and immediately after that a massive white splat came down from the heavens. It went down her hair, blazer, and new shirt. I feel terrible for her, she had the worst luck.

[@buff00n3ry]

Slipped on ice, both legs in the air and falling butt first to the ground. Feet touch the ground and I immediately rebound back to a standing position, as if I never slipped in the first place.

[@robertajill3070]

Running to catch the bus on my university campus during a Canadian prairie winter. The path I had to take to get to the bus was on a slope. Of course it was pure ice and my feet went out from under me. No idea how, but somehow I got up on all fours, then one knee, then two knees, then onto my feet all while sliding down this slope AND making two full revolutions. By the time I was in front of the bus, I slid to a halt standing up perfectly. I struck a pose like a gymnastic dismount and got on the bus.

[@tamarasauls8855]

Lol, when you got on the bus, did you get an applause?

[@esmooth919]

I once killed a fly by smacking it with an empty 2 liter bottle of Canada dry. The sound was hilarious! But I think the most winning a million thing I ever did was, As wolverine against iron Man in Marvel Superheroes, grab my opponent in the middle of a dropped air combo, and throw him back down to the ground. I don't know how I did that.

[@stanford-nf4jk]

On the spring break of my freshman year of high school, my dad took my brother and I to a resort town in Baja (Mexico). We were walking the one mile from the hotel to a restaurant that was recommended. My friend from school walked with his mom and stepdad in the opposite direction! He surprised me by saying hello as I hadn’t even noticed him from how hungry I was! We went on to become best friends and would often reference that once in a lifetime coincidence!

[@spacechicken527]

hit a telephone line 100 yards away with my golf ball on the driving range, caused a power flicker at the clubhouse, and made the golfers in the clubhouse swear so loud I could hear it from the driving range

[@darkchia00]

I have been in London twice, 12 years apart. Both times I was standing in almost the same spot (30 seconds walk apart) and had someone ask for directions to the same exact place. Wasn't the same woman (different ethnicities), but I would have freaked if it was

[@danielleminnick256]

I won a guitar on one of those boardwalk games in NJ. My younger brother was very upset, because he was trying to win an Ipod Nano, and my older brother decided to show him how hard it was to win shit and that I had gotten a fluke. My older brother then won another guitar lol

[@kendoruslink7017]

The plane one was insane

[@ThereBeGoldInThemTharHills]

I had a foursome. 3 women at the same time. My girlfriend, her friend whose husband had just come out as gay a few days before, and a long-time friend of the family going through a break up. All drinking heavily. The cosmos aligned, and i can die happy

[@grammybear4226]

🐼 Big Panda Bear Hugs from a 71 yr old grandma in Texas, USA and by the way l'm subscribed and l hit Like. 🐼 ❤ (l'm not a bot, l'm a real person who is a terrible typist since l lost use in my left hand so l use copy/paste)

[@nicholasnguyen5181]

Getting the jackpot in slots. I got a few hundred bucks and also for the second time I went to play slots, I won nearly another few hundred. It was glorious

[@Jotinko]

I would have loved to have seen the hot girl flirting/beer pong event.

[@TobyConger]

Third!

[@ronbeyak9886]

First👍

[@wolfey1579]

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