What A F***ing Muppet.

I know you've all been wondering who my favourite member of One Direction is. I'll tell you, it's Liam Payne. I love this guy. Let's have a look at some footage of him being interviewed recently to exemplify why.
#liampayne #onedirection #musicindustry

[@miffy.moo91]

He’s giving off the energy of that kid at school who would say ‘my dad’s harder than your dad’. Definitely a muppet.

[@nikoletta7678]

That's exactly it! What a prat.

[@alexgreenwood404]

He also blagged that he has an uncle at Nintendo who gives him games that aren't out yet

[@keithkrick234]

​@@alexgreenwood404 🤣🤣🤣

[@Filzzy]

My dad will bum your dad and your dad will enjoy it

[@Jabba-le-feminist-hating-Hutt]

He gives me Simon Cowell vibes quite literally 😂

[@juankusoff]

It’s hilarious because you just KNOW that Simon Cowell told each of them the exact same thing 😂

[@revwillyg6450]

Guaranteed

[@psycho8927]

In-between messing with his face.

[@CossiFamily]

100%

[@Markplaysmusic]

What a set of pole smoking schills

[@willgracie4697]

oh yeah lolololo.

[@jaystel2381]

Justin accidentally saying One Dimension instead of One Direction made it for me 😂😂😂😂

[@narvul]

There's nothing accidental about that.

[@Spudcore]

I guffawed!

[@sonjas.1856]

One Substraction

[@cicerogsuphoesdown7723]

Freudian slip

[@Tao_Tology]

#WandErection

[@TheRecordSelector]

I have a feeling those guys knew exactly what they were doing when they put this guy on their podcast. He's the kind of person who doesn't recognize when anyone is patronizing him for a laugh because he can't fathom the notion that anyone would ever patronize him for a laugh.

[@suesjoy]

You forgot that made sure he had plenty to drink!

[@v.v.9.9.]

I felt that too, they seemed to be laughing at him on the inside.

[@jadepersonally]

and they stuffed him full of alcohol too.

[@user-kn1qi5sf9w]

6:09 - yup, look at dudes facial expression lmfao

[@jamie9726]

Logan Paul being patronising? A bunch of insecure man babies. Who cares

[@MariaFrancesca]

What I love about Justin is, that no matter the sting in his disses... he is never mean to the vulnerable. He just gives it to the actual assholes.

[@ImmortalDuke]

Ticket to Ride

[@user-eg9dc5pi1d]

and more as the theatre of analysis than pure cruelty .. consistently inquisitive, insightful, brilliant

[@MariaFrancesca]

@@user-eg9dc5pi1d Quite so!!! Very funny... very smart!

[@mjcarroll673]

Well said both of you

[@MariaFrancesca]

@@mjcarroll673 Thanks!

[@CrabJock]

Reminds me of something my grandpa used to tell me: "When people are constantly trying to prove something, just remember, it's because they haven't proven it to themselves yet."

[@oliverjames7315]

That's genius

[@jackson.6282]

Nice your grandpa told you that, I got to learn the hard way

[@jeanettewishall6362]

Ooh I love that. That's some fantastic wisdom.

[@champochampo9135]

Love that you say Liam is the overlooked one and then forget that Louis exists LOL

[@jaystel2381]

😂😂😂😂😂

[@jenjen81]

😂😂😂

[@rainbowrose510]

😂😂

[@floatingdisembodiedhead8975]

Liam was the one who married another bland cougar right? Who tf is Louis tho? Nevermind it's Tomlinson lmao I genuinely thought there were only 4 of them

[@paulasilvabio1]

Louis Tomlinson was one of the band's main songwriters, that's all!

[@ap_111s4]

The David Brent analogy is soooo accurate 😂

[@LoveBaseballLove]

Completely spot on!!

[@ryanwalker8843]

The way he says 'yeeeehhh' when they asked if he'd fight KSI, is the most David Brent like delivery I've seen anyone apart from Gervais himself do.

[@jamesm3060]

Car crash TV. You missed out the section when he says he'll only go solo for the right song because he doesn't want to damage his musical 'legacy'. Legend.

[@loftyradish6972]

Strip That Down has entered the chat like a fart in an elevator. The radio station we have on at work plays it every now and again, and every time it is just an embarrassment.

[@rastamuff1]

Strip that down Hahahahha!

[@texasjayne]

I'm in tears from laughing way too hard at this. Too funny! What a fucking tosser Mr Payne is, you just know he stares at himself in the mirror while he's having a pull.

[@hotfroganimations]

That's not an image I needed 😂😂🙈

[@ryemill7787]

He jerks it stalefish to his own ass I'm sure.

[@mikemccaine4229]

bit rude...

[@TjTj74]

😄😄I could believe that

[@TheComicbookguy78]

I liked your comment because of having a pull. 🤣

[@janzen666]

"I've been thrown down and held by my throat... but enough about my sex life" 😆🤣

[@aintnobody3000]

Best part of the whole video.

[@nickilee1587]

🤣😂😆

[@lukebennet6989]

This had me choking on my laughter. 😂

[@libbywinslet]

Liam has always been the guy in the band, who thought he was better than every other member, he was and still remains one sentence away from putting his foot in his mouth every time he speaks. You absolutely nailed it when you compared him to David Brent, that is exactly who he is like.

[@cmguitars5151]

Like when Noel Gallagher called Robbie Williams the 'fat dancer from Take That'

[@tornaclconor5149]

​@@cmguitars5151 Noel is so far and away better than chubby Williams lmao

[@vickyvixen2010]

I think youve hit the nail on the head, i know someone who grew up with him and hes always been an arrogant wanker even before he was famous 😂

[@jadepersonally]

this is not true in the slightest.

[@TheHewhodareswins]

The lack self awareness is so true, it’s embarrassing

[@firinn2373]

I laughed so hard I got distracted and burnt dinner. Was worth it.

[@JustinHawkinsRidesAgain]

Sorry!

[@erikaalmeidavega78]

😂😂 This comment!! Oh my days...! 😂😂 x

[@markot4616]

Especially worth it if it was Liam's dinner

[@HandmadeDarcy]

This was hysterical, I nearly spat out my tea at "What if he beats me up", and Liam Payne is, no doubt, a muppet, but that interview speaks volumes against the Paul brothers, too. What a pair of over-grown schoolyard bullies they are, egging him on, drawing him out, with whoever that pathetic, fawning hanger-on sitting next to Liam is, all but panting, "Yeah, boss, good one, boss!" Yuck.

[@tessiepinkman]

Yup, I *never* use the word hate for people I don't know; but those two are coming very close to that territory. They scam the fans they have, for MILLIONS of dollars each year, and they are just bullies - like you said. Sorry, I know this was an old comment from you, but I just happened to re-watch this episode right now for a laugh, and I saw your comment and just felt I had to say something. Because sure, Liam Payne is an absolute moron, but the brothers are so fucking horrible that my laughter just sort of stopped half way through and I became _almost_ a bit sad for Liam, who doesn't seem to know himself or the world *at all* and these two idiots are just letting him screw up even more, because it's fun for *them* - and that's just vile behavior. Sorry, I shall now go back to have a nice and a bit more zen morning than this! Hope you'll have a fine rest of this week!

[@HandmadeDarcy]

@@tessiepinkman No apology necessary! I hope your day has been more zen than not. Cheers, from Australia. 😊🌷

[@allisonday893]

Totally agree with you both above. I came back for a laugh and on second viewing you really see the bullies at work. They know exactly what they are doing and they are most definitely laughing at him not with him

[@LB-ih7hn]

I believe Louis Tomlinson surmised the whole situation perfectly. The Paul brothers are bullies.

[@anastasiabosakowski8651]

Liam seems to be painfully, desperately insecure. Justin, you hit the nail on the head when you called him David Brent.

[@witch_haunts_ghost]

"The most important thing to remember when doing interviews is to not be a bell end". That is comment of the day. I laughed so loudly, I even snorted, hilarious. This video was brilliant. I also loved the David Brent analogy. Liam is David Brent reincarnated for sure.

[@jenjen81]

I also laughed at “they put me out in front cos they know i won’t freeze”😂

[@damotheman4196]

Brent's not dead!!! Sacrilege! 😂

[@SubVet84]

What is a bell end? I’ve heard several Brits use it often. In context I can tell it’s negative, kind of like calling someone a tool, but I don’t understand the reference.

[@damotheman4196]

@@SubVet84 Bellend? I've always known it to mean "dick" e.g "that's blokes an awful Bell end" = "that's blokes an awful dick". I'm Irish though a Briton might come through here and tell me I'm wrong, and we'll all be fighting again! 👊😂 (it doesn't take much.. Lol)

[@SubVet84]

@@damotheman4196 thank you for letting me know. Now I can see how that makes sense. I’m assuming it’s because the end of a dick is shaped like a bell. Seems unnecessary to say since it’s quicker to say Dick. Leave it to the Brit’s to complicate something to sound stuck up and clever. Slang is meant to be easier; what a bunch of dicks! Lol

[@Fall_Spectacular]

I literally laughed out loud during this one. I never realized the power of a wink.

[@Loctorak]

It's illegal in seven countries, believe it or not. Too much of a risk to public security

[@theoutsider6191]

Well if it gets Cheryl Cole's pants off I might just give a try out 🙂😜😜😜

[@TheBentleybeaver]

cocaine is a hell of a drug. Liam is basically its poster boy right now. His response to the Will Smith slap is so funny I watch it all the time

[@Terrordanger]

Strong likeness to that thoughtful airhead ‘Bros’ brother

[@sonant888]

Thanks for the tip!

[@mrslordsgraphicschannel5753]

Everything I learned about One Direction, I learned in this clip.

[@diana-cy4kj]

Me too, lol!

[@Theduckwebcomics]

Same. I only knew their name before, nothing more than that.

[@Jason61H]

An absolute masterclass in British sarcasm. Cheers

[@champerschandeliers670]

“David Brent” 😆🙌🏼 spot on 🤣 The narcissism is ooozing out of him.

[@0Linerider0forever0]

He's pure Brent.

[@hnnhnsh]

i watch this video at least once a month, it’s my absolute comfort vid

[@thedevilinthecircuit1414]

When you're invited to Simon Cowell's house, you have to sign an NDA, and also acknowledge that you will wake up in an alley the next morning after having been roofied, with your pants nowhere to be found. And you agree to not press charges. That happened to me three fecking times before I caught on.

[@thewotsit]

Settle down Louis Walsh, we know.

[@Ukraineaissance2014]

Wake up tied up in the back of a limo with sinitta driving

[@williamrobinson7435]

The Freudian slip was priceless.. Nearly did it TWICE! That would've added not one but TWO extra dimensions! 🤣🌟👍

[@nickilee1587]

I thought the same, they are now know as 'one dimension' to me 🤣😆

[@Terri_MacKay]

Very apt! The perfect start to this video. 🤣

[@Derekwellington01]

This is brilliant. Liam's Brentisms and Justins commentary just kills me.

[@Scarrowscant]

PLEASE MORE OF THIS! You’re amazing at throwing shade

[@alicee3670]

“If you don’t remove those hands there’s a high likelihood you’ll never use them again” is my favourite quote ever. Full stop. Amazing. Beautiful. Show-stopping.

[@TheAaron3dg]

"One Dimension" there is no way that wasn't on purpose :) Great video, love the content!

[@carleyx6613]

This is brilliant 😂😂 even when you criticize it’s still being kind of polite and it’s so funny. More of this please.

[@joanieovals]

yes!!

[@nicklessify]

'His surname is Payne, and he is certainly not afraid to inflict it'... Brilliant!

[@mariokarter13]

You don't understand, Liam's album hit #111, that's #1 three times simultaneously. Harry, Niall and Zayn only hit #1 once.

[@victoriaprats6108]

😂😂😂😂😂

[@sunside7]

This is one of your funniest videos by far! You have the gift of humour as well Justin! Love your videos.

[@zacwattus4320]

"Four" and "Made in the AM" are solid albums!

[@nettinoo]

oh jeez. I know I've had my own David Brent moments when I've felt at my most insecure. I'm sure underneath all this nonsense he's actually quite a nice person. He honestly just wants to be loved but is going about it in a way that just turns people off. I actually feel sad for him like I always did with David Brent. It's funny but also tragic when people have this blindspot and they can't understand why people don't like them.

[@georgieporgie3118]

I think Simon shot him in the foot when dishing out the roles/images of each of the lads in the band. You've got the womaniser (Harry, despite being so far from the truth), the cute Irish one (Niall), the mysterious one (Zayne), the Noel/Liam Gallagher character (Louis, again sooooo far from the truth)... All pretty easy images to work with for a solo career, although I love how Harry Styles has managed to totally go against his womaniser image and be best example of a man who says F you to toxic masculinity... I digress... Poor Liam was marketed as the sensible one, the Dad of the group. He was the one who gave sensible answers in interviews, who kept the conversation going when the rest descended into chaos, the one who kept a level head and held it all together. I imagine it's hard to figure out who you actually are and how to rebrand yourself as something more appealing/exciting as a solo artist. Liam is a decent guy, he just lost his way for a while but seems to be doing much better now 🙏

[@psycho8927]

This cheered me up no end and yet depressed me at the same time.

[@russellscott8280]

My favourite of your videos so far, brilliant stuff! Laughed out loud several times. I know you've had doubts about the channel recently but I love your sense of humour and insight in equal measure and hope you keep with it.

[@shonaaitken7635]

You're a bit of a guitar genius and an epic frontman, but you win the internet for this video. It's pure gold.

[@louisewalker5484]

Spot on with the David Brent observation. This guy is a legend in his own mind.

[@jw1289]

Never has a surname been so aptly applicable.

[@iliketrains3495]

I remember his awful song 'Strip That Down' in which he's DESPERATELY trying to erase his boyband image... it had the lyric "I used to be in 1D", and let's just say if you have to keep mentioning how different you are, you're not actually different

[@iknowitforafact5165]

This is one of the funniest things I've seen 😂 I love your humor! Thank you🩷

[@johnjhope]

I happened to watch this first thing on a Monday morning. Great way to start the week. The funniest you have ever done. The David Brent reference is killing.

[@charles_wren_films]

“When the chips are down, and your goose is cooked…” 😂😂😂

[@melanieday3375]

Thank you Justin for getting my day off to a giggly start, once again. It's the best! 😂

[@darrenrichie]

Putting it out there, this is one of your best videos yet. As soon as you mentioned David Brent I couldn't unsee it. Brilliant.

[@davidnoble8296]

Far too funny .. I love Justin’s delivery .. thanks and please keep the videos coming. If it hadn’t been for Justin I’d have never have heard of Ren. Or laughed so much today 🙏

[@KowankoMusic]

Starting my day with a right good laugh, thank you Justin.

[@cas9065]

I once more bow to the pure brilliance of Justin Hawkins.

[@jamesbedford3774]

One of your best videos in quite some time. What an absolute tool he appears to be. Enjoyed that.

[@Fall_Spectacular]

Rumor is Rod Stewart had the power of the wink (and, just between us…the nod as well).

[@pauldixon7680]

Sometimes your subtle humor is just hilarious Justin. Never miss an episode cheers!

[@dorothyc4476]

Absolutely brilliant delivery. Your silences were perfectly executed. 😂

[@mrslashjr666]

"One dimension"! U got it right the 1st time🤣🤣🤣

[@vickyvixen2010]

This had me in stitches! People like liam payne with that obscene level of arrogance about them are just asking for people to poke fun at them. His size of ego is almost satirical. I know someone who grew up with him and apparently he has always been a complete wanker 😂

[@Camille_Anderson]

Yes, like his ex-girlfriend who takes herself so serious & talks like she is untouchable,. She has the cheek to say Nicole S. Isn't that good or memorable, not a great singer/dancer!!!! 🤮😏

[@AdrianGrayComedy]

I'm not sure your reactions should be restricted to music-related content quite frankly! You're funny talking about anything.

[@julienchenel1796]

I can actually see Ricky Gervais reeanact this interview as David Brent...and it would work... amazing!

[@jakifae]

He's an absolute winker ;)

[@HeltheRockchick]

Absolutely brilliant!!!!! Really made me laugh, I’d love you to do another one of these Justin, you’re a right clever fella and I’m sure you can think of lots of people who are deserving of such critique!!!!!!! Xxx

[@kpeterrodgers2996]

+1 For the Mariah Carie analysis. Feel the same way about Whitney (R. I. P). They were amazing when they started out then the pressure/showmanship/whatever took over. Felt soulless. 😢

[@laurafranchi1861]

This is the best thing on the entire Internet 😂

[@TheGrafixbox]

Ive had a shit week and I keep playing this because your reaction just cheers me up hahaha. Thanks Mr.Hawkins

[@charlotteharvey1550]

This is brilliant 😂🫣 You need to do more of these please 😅🏆

[@maidsandmuses]

"Sometimes when you hear Mariah Carey singing, you just wanna go: C'mon love, decide on a note and go for it". 🤣 ROTFL 🤣. That's the best description I have heard of when that style of singing is overdone. I think it is called "melismatic" singing (or some may call it "over-singing"?), but it can be taken way too far. Applies to a few other famous R&B singers as well...

[@edwardbates2562]

Justin please keep going with your music and these videos! You make life a lot easier!

[@maltedrums]

8:53 caught me off guard, spilled my drink, 10/10! Great stuff as always, thanks Justin!

[@johnedelman7487]

Possibly your funniest video ever. Brilliant! More please!

[@Nicolasmondragon707]

Justin Fucking Hawkins Rides Againnnnn! 🎶🎶🎶🎸

[@mandysalem-aubry-hg7il]

Justin, you make me laugh so much with your comments. You are totally on my wave length, and I am glad to have you in my life since subscribing to your channel. I hope that you read this, and know that you are very much appreciated. Thank you!

[@keltoy1549]

Not only are you a great rock n roller, you are super funny too. 😂. So glad I found your channel. That intro riff is EPIC!! ❤ from 🇨🇦

[@joshvlogsTV]

Absolutely brilliant video, definitely one of my favourites!

[@hitenbjoshi]

To be fair to the lad, he does come over as a world class winker.

[@skyjack8884]

"Decide on a note and go for it" hahahahah you had me in stitches with that one

[@lucinda44]

This was soooooo great!!! So much enjoyment, and I don't even know much about One Direction.

[@lucinda44]

@@rocketshiptoaltair or old....but I'll take beautiful over old any day! 😁

[@johnmcintosh288]

That was brilliant , thanks man , cheered me right up ! Love the channel , 🤘💀🤘💀🤘💀🤘

[@markburton3306]

I think we can all agree that we’ll turn down any invites to Simon Cowell’s house

[@sharonsharry642]

Oh boy, so many gems, my face hurts from grinning! Thank you Justin Hawkins 😄😂😂

[@I-am-326]

Love your videos, but this is by far the funniest. Your sense of humour is very much my cup of tea sir ! All the best.

[@user-xo3hr2pc2f]

Thank you Justin, for making a hilarious video even funnier. Teary eyed with laughter now.🤣

[@MegaTrollbait]

The way you say "One Dim------rection" with a saucy look to the camera, is priceless. I haven't laughed this hard from a video in a long time.

[@vicandvin]

I laughed through this whole video. Why don't you have a milllion plus subs? People are missing out.

[@RitchiMaguire]

Justin you legend… You had me cackling through this.

[@matttRS4]

I think this is your funniest one so far, what a melt!

[@JohnnyRocker2162]

Ahh, a black turtleneck, very sixties, kind of Walker Brothers vibe.

[@shelleymarie9874]

Every time I see Justin has uploaded a new video I click on it straight away ❤ he makes me laugh 😂 so much 😂😂love you Justin ❤

[@thebouncinghearts]

"There's a fine line between clever and...stupid"

[@thomasstone3633]

I thought Justin was a bit subdued after his recent post about the channel. I wanted to give the dude a hug. This episode is back to form :)

[@derekogilvie6942]

Thank you for being you Justin. Unaffected, balanced and open.

[@JJL07]

On fire today Mr Hawkins, on fire 🔥

[@carn5haun343]

This brightened up my day, cheers Justin

[@Wildatheart81ridesagain]

Is this your 'fued'.... ??? I wonder how far this could go... pop prat against rock n rollers... The sarcasm and shade being thrown in this video is brilliant, man after my own heart! 👏 👏

[@loveandlighttattoo5947]

I went to see 1dimension with my daughter once and I actually think he held the whole show together. Massive bellend in these interviews tho. You hit the nail right on the head with the David Brent comment. Brilliant as always Justin. Keep up the good work!!

[@cozgreenhalgh9516]

He’s the safe hands of the group but is about as exciting as visiting the dentist, which is why he works in the group but sucks solo (and why he released a mediocre Xmas song because they don’t have to be particularly good to get plays each year and earn money)

[@collisw8302]

If Justin wasn't such a musical genius he probably would have made a great comic. Pure class.

[@lukebennet6989]

You killed me with this episode dude! 😂 Still coughing from choking on my laughter.

[@StacyODell]

"One Dimension?", Freud asked

[@juliadplume3097]

This is the most I have ever learned about One Direction, appreciate the sarcasm but I would not call him a muppet though. Your boy Liam seems to be more of a sock puppet.

[@sorryimsosad]

An inside out sock puppet since he’s got his head so far up his own ass

[@floatingdisembodiedhead8975]

Yeah he's Cowell's personal sock puppets judging by his story

[@rhoetusochten4211]

Muppets have a modicum of class.

[@FreeFinca]

Crispy sock.

[@vaiosdionysopoulos6024]

Man you’re so funny do more of these 😂

[@susanpritchard7521]

Justin Hawkins has the most beautiful speaking voice, as well. I would like to listen to this voice reading obscure poetry, stories, even listening to his voice reading the newspaper so eloquently would be such a pleasant way to actually hear.

[@ianiles6430]

My favourite boy band of all time is Free. Tons of Sobs, 1968, Kossoff was 17, Andy Fraser was 15/16, Kirke & Rodgers were 18. I don't know that any of them had that weapons-grade wink though. That was obviously their major shortcoming.