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The Dadbod Veteran

The Dadbod Veteran

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@kylenewberry8598
@kylenewberry8598 2 ай бұрын
The fact that they have a climate warning blurb under this video is hilarious.
@craigireland-qg4dg
@craigireland-qg4dg 2 ай бұрын
🤣🤣🤣🤣🍻🍻🍻🍻
@avislcuriel
@avislcuriel 2 ай бұрын
Omg I caught that too🤦🏽‍♀️😄
@BiornBear
@BiornBear 2 ай бұрын
I weep for the future of my grandchildren. These are the ones who will run the country “in the ground” that my grandchildren will inherit.
@DannyWildmen
@DannyWildmen 2 ай бұрын
I believe that has already happened brother! Lol. Too many people fighting over nonsense. No one pays attention to what our crooked politicians are doing on both sides! I remember when it used to actually snow where I live. We used to get blizzards with snow drifts that went over our houses. I haven't seen that happen since I was in highschool 35 years ago. It used to happen every year, when I was a kid. I remember dreading winter. I'm not blaming any one generation! Just saying that our crooked politicians have been lying to us all for a very long time! Good luck.
@tigerlily2941
@tigerlily2941 2 ай бұрын
Funny enough this is the generation you raised the irony. You kids never did learn. Now look what we deal with.
@DefiantSix
@DefiantSix 2 ай бұрын
You can't fix stupid. Even with duck tape...
@54MLG
@54MLG 2 ай бұрын
😂😂
@AngusHenry09
@AngusHenry09 2 ай бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@reignofbastet
@reignofbastet 2 ай бұрын
You can try….
@jonathanozment4523
@jonathanozment4523 2 ай бұрын
It does muffle their BS though... "Silence is golden, duct tape is silver..."
@reignofbastet
@reignofbastet 2 ай бұрын
@@jonathanozment4523 Haha. I’m not sure which is better, old school silver, or some of the awesome patterns they have.
@lorettacarroll6015
@lorettacarroll6015 2 ай бұрын
And these are the people that will take care of us when we end up in nursing homes. Nope, nope, nopity, nope. I don't want to live long enough to end up others needing to take care of me.
@TheVampyrical
@TheVampyrical 2 ай бұрын
Amen to that, :)
@tigerlily2941
@tigerlily2941 2 ай бұрын
Believe it or not, the ones qualified to care for the elderly in nursing homes were not found in this video. Looking at the history of nursing homes, I wouldn't want to be in one regardless of the generation in charge.
@Rodger_Phillips
@Rodger_Phillips 2 ай бұрын
Some of these kids will be running for office, one of them will get the codes to Nukes, thank goodness that not all of them are this "Intelligent"
@Thonik76
@Thonik76 2 ай бұрын
There is allways plan b
@terrillroot9994
@terrillroot9994 2 ай бұрын
Oh brother! I hear Valhalla calling and it can’t come soon enough! 😂, oh, these children will be in charge soon and I need to be elsewhere when it happens!😂😂😂😂😂😂 the poor ducks. 😂😂😂😂😂
@charles1075
@charles1075 2 ай бұрын
Love there is a climate change noticed attached by KZbin to this video
@virginia5
@virginia5 2 ай бұрын
Lol
@wrenchbender1278
@wrenchbender1278 2 ай бұрын
It's like the guy at "The Lawdog Files" who convinced a bunch of tree huggers to protest against the killing of "Nauga's" to make Naugahyde... :)
@Zimke42
@Zimke42 2 ай бұрын
In addition, is the fact that it is actually DUCT tape. Sure companies have made the name duck tape more popular because it is funny when ignorant people were saying it wrong, but it was still developed originally to tape ducts.
@reachandler3655
@reachandler3655 2 ай бұрын
Yay! I was right. That had me confused for a bit...
@cloudsgolden
@cloudsgolden 2 ай бұрын
Great brand name imo!
@daveubermensch
@daveubermensch 2 ай бұрын
Actually, this is wrong. It was originally called "duck tape". Has been since at least 1899. It was originally used to insulate electrical cables, and to repair/strengthen clothes/shoes. Those clothes and shoes were made out of a material called.....duck cloth. It didn't gain the named "duct tape" until the 1950s. Because that's when they started using it on ducts. There is also a very old brand of the tape, and the brand is....Duck Tape. Btw, it takes all of 10 seconds of searching on the internets to find this out. I weep for the future.
@blaydCA
@blaydCA 29 күн бұрын
​@@daveubermensch CORRECT!
@y0taman
@y0taman 2 ай бұрын
What about all those Gorilla's killed to make Gorilla Glue ROFLOL
@54MLG
@54MLG 2 ай бұрын
@@y0taman YESSSS ! 😂
@johnmckown1267
@johnmckown1267 2 ай бұрын
Oh, and here I was using it to put broken gorillas back together.
@rhondahulett9763
@rhondahulett9763 2 ай бұрын
Girl Scout cookies! 🤣🤣🤣
@Opinions-d5p
@Opinions-d5p 2 ай бұрын
Baby oil! Dadbod you killed it today!😂😂😂😂😂😂
@Metalkatt
@Metalkatt 2 ай бұрын
As Wednesday Addams once said, "are they made from real Girl Scouts?"
@NullaNulla
@NullaNulla 2 ай бұрын
Thank you for the laugh when I needed it!! I had to pause after just 5 seconds whilst I rolled around laughing. And bimbo it's DUCT like aircon ducts .. oh boy.
@dr.froghopper6711
@dr.froghopper6711 2 ай бұрын
Shinier pennies have never made it to the bottom of a fountain. That girl almost reflects sunlight!
@AppalachianPatriot
@AppalachianPatriot 2 ай бұрын
Why did KZbin give me a speech about “climate change” for this video? Like the United Nations is a reliable source…..🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@saleendriver
@saleendriver 2 ай бұрын
We're doomed DBV. The movie Idiocracy wasn't a comedy......it was a warning.
@arcanewyrm6295
@arcanewyrm6295 2 ай бұрын
It was foreshadowing.
@dougmiller5608
@dougmiller5608 2 ай бұрын
This a case of what my grandmother would call, 'you can lead a horse to water, but you can't make it drink' 🤣🤣🤣
@Rob-BC
@Rob-BC 5 күн бұрын
Or, think...
@jimmac69
@jimmac69 2 ай бұрын
Now I truly understand the need for enforcement of proper birth control
@scp2539
@scp2539 2 ай бұрын
its getting harder to tell when someone is joking or being serious Q~Q
@darcreven5497
@darcreven5497 2 ай бұрын
There is also one that says 'stop killing alligators to make gatorade'. 😂
@reignofbastet
@reignofbastet 2 ай бұрын
For real? I stopped thinking people were joking about being this catastrophically stupid a few years ago. Nope, these people actually exist 🙄😁
@darcreven5497
@darcreven5497 2 ай бұрын
@@reignofbastet the signs are photo shopped with whatever dum stuff like that for fun.
@jonathanozment4523
@jonathanozment4523 2 ай бұрын
Reminds me of the famous Yakoff Smirnoff routine about baby powder... "What a country!!!" 😁
@jonathanozment4523
@jonathanozment4523 2 ай бұрын
*Yakov
@denniscarter2340
@denniscarter2340 2 ай бұрын
you can fix stupid, but it's gonna hurt..
@tripwire6306
@tripwire6306 Ай бұрын
Good old Duck Tape, silencing quacks for 50 years.
@54MLG
@54MLG 2 ай бұрын
I think my head is about explode ! 😂😂
@johnmckown1267
@johnmckown1267 2 ай бұрын
But some duck tape will fix it right up.
@54MLG
@54MLG 2 ай бұрын
@@johnmckown1267 LMAO Good one John ! 😂
@stephenfoster1257
@stephenfoster1257 2 ай бұрын
Who's gonna save the girls being used for Girl Scout cookies?😂
@deeclutter1123
@deeclutter1123 2 ай бұрын
Oh dear heavens…I just can’t even with these people anymore
@wilder666
@wilder666 2 ай бұрын
Ibuprofen, hell! Break out the bong and wake me up after the insanity has left!
@juliaanderson447
@juliaanderson447 2 ай бұрын
Nope,please keep them as far away from me as possible 😂
@nahkohese555
@nahkohese555 2 ай бұрын
The one I like to use to mess with delicate little snowflakes is to ask them, if they use Tin to make Tin Whistles, what do they use to make Foghorns?
@ssaraccoii
@ssaraccoii 2 ай бұрын
Like the video of the dad that pranked his daughter by putting a cornish game hen inside a turkey and she was upset because the turkey was pregnant. He asked her how the turkey could be pregnant when it lays eggs.
@bedlamite42
@bedlamite42 2 ай бұрын
Save the Nauga! They are still using Naugahide for lots of things, they have just started giving it other names!
@BrideOfChuckyOG
@BrideOfChuckyOG 2 ай бұрын
Again, we are so damn screwed in this world! Save the ducks! Buy duck tape! 😅😅😅😂😂😂
@mbeazy6637
@mbeazy6637 2 ай бұрын
Today I learned that Duct Tape is made out of ducks! About to start a boycott! Guess I can’t boycott either since that is made out of boys…
@desmien679
@desmien679 Ай бұрын
Those poor ducks, if we don't continue to use them for making duck tape then they risk overpopulating and that will be Howard the Duck bad. This goes beyond just looking into what things are made out of but in looking into how things are spelled.
@mikebainger1158
@mikebainger1158 2 ай бұрын
Had the same problem during the pandemic when they were grinding all the essentials workers up to make essential oils, boy that hurt 😮
@stormcloud-9369
@stormcloud-9369 Ай бұрын
As a fellow genX dude. I had severe spinal stenosis and they gave me ibuprofen and it gave me diarrhea so I replaced it with beers 🍺
@stevelambert6404
@stevelambert6404 2 ай бұрын
You can't fix stupid but DUCT tape can muffle the sound
@reachandler3655
@reachandler3655 2 ай бұрын
I always thought it was called duct tape, designed to repair air ducts.
@Ticona2
@Ticona2 2 ай бұрын
Me too! to know I was wrong all these years.
@daveubermensch
@daveubermensch 2 ай бұрын
It was renamed to duct tape in the 1950s. From around 1899 and after, it was called duck tape.
@bladnasternaster8607
@bladnasternaster8607 Ай бұрын
You know. There was a time I would have been 100% sure that this woman was busting ass. Unfortunately, those days are long gone.
@kathrynwhitby9799
@kathrynwhitby9799 2 ай бұрын
i blame the school system. (hello from the UK)
@54MLG
@54MLG 2 ай бұрын
Hello UK from Texas, USA !
@reignofbastet
@reignofbastet 2 ай бұрын
It’s not the school system. It’s LNCB, or whatever it was named when Obama took over. *Then* we have terrible systems within that framework 😁 we love our UK peeps! The Young Ones, The IT Crowd… awesome! ~ hello from Oklahoma 🌞
@Michaelfatman-xo7gv
@Michaelfatman-xo7gv 2 ай бұрын
Easy to blame schools, not so easy to blame ourselves..
@reignofbastet
@reignofbastet 2 ай бұрын
@@Michaelfatman-xo7gv I’ve known several teachers throughout my adult life, and LNCB has screwed ALL of us. The standards that have to be met are no longer for the kids, they’re for the schools. Almost no child fails or is held back. Sometimes that’s necessary. We are not helping them, or us, by giving all of them participation trophies for hs diplomas 😕
@kathrynwhitby9799
@kathrynwhitby9799 2 ай бұрын
@@Michaelfatman-xo7gv schools (US & UK) generally have to follow a set curriculum how that gets interpreted is down to the Head & teachers etc. (see also religious schools eg muslim)
@brown-cow
@brown-cow 2 ай бұрын
So they have access to unlimited tech, yet they cant use it to learn with? Need a scratching my head emogi
@arcanewyrm6295
@arcanewyrm6295 2 ай бұрын
🤦‍♂️
@JoeXTheXJuggalo1
@JoeXTheXJuggalo1 2 ай бұрын
I have the sudden urge to break out in song and sing "When I See An Elephant Fly" and I don't know why......
@catherineginn7779
@catherineginn7779 2 ай бұрын
Save the Ducts 😂😂😂 Good grief🙄
@macl9395
@macl9395 Ай бұрын
Thanks!
@joekrause954
@joekrause954 2 ай бұрын
so we get a climate warning definition and I think the ban on duct tape sign was held together with duck tape
@michie666
@michie666 2 ай бұрын
Lord help this future
@Jenna.Im.Just.Saying
@Jenna.Im.Just.Saying Ай бұрын
Imagine if Scotch tape was made from Scotch 🤔 These are the people who win Darwin awards & are the sole purpose of warning labels...
@Seven7Pain1
@Seven7Pain1 2 ай бұрын
as a Hvac tech and Plumber its Duct tape like air conditioner Duct i need a Goody Powder maybe two after this 🤦
@rocknreelnrod
@rocknreelnrod 2 ай бұрын
I heard they only use those tumor headed muscovy ducks !
@mattbrown5511
@mattbrown5511 2 ай бұрын
Duct tape, not duck tape. She is so smart; she can't even get that correct.
@tanyamyers1637
@tanyamyers1637 2 ай бұрын
My head hurts too. Wow
@JLCmike4014
@JLCmike4014 2 ай бұрын
I’d like to see her reaction to such things as english muffins, french fries, american cheese, and horse radish sauce just to name a few. Idiocracy is coming….
@paulhoskins7852
@paulhoskins7852 2 ай бұрын
FYI - The woman in the video is making fun of the topic.
@stevedyoutube
@stevedyoutube 2 ай бұрын
In the past, we could have said, it's duct tape, not duck tape. But there is a company who started Duck Tape brand Duct Tape, so we can't say that anymore. I just hope she never uses tape on a duck.
@daveubermensch
@daveubermensch 2 ай бұрын
Plus it was called duck tape for 50 plus years before the brand came along. It's one of the first results in a google search.
@stevedyoutube
@stevedyoutube 2 ай бұрын
@@daveubermensch We always made fun of all the people who used to mispronounce it, but like I said, we can't anymore since there's a brand with that name. That's all I was saying.
@arcanewyrm6295
@arcanewyrm6295 2 ай бұрын
​@stevedyoutube What he's saying, though, is that the brand Duck Tape even pre-dates the generic term "duct tape". A simple Google search will show you this.
@stevedyoutube
@stevedyoutube 2 ай бұрын
@@arcanewyrm6295 Ok thanks. I never heard of it till a couple of years ago.
@stafforddavis5638
@stafforddavis5638 2 ай бұрын
Funny as it is, you can tell that sign is photoshopped. And the woman is a troll…. Hopefully😂
@LotarL31
@LotarL31 2 ай бұрын
DUCT TAPE It's DUCT TAPE and it's made out of old ducts maybe. Who knows with recycling.
@ES-gy1ti
@ES-gy1ti 2 ай бұрын
YT c/c warning on your video. That's funny
@leandabee
@leandabee 2 ай бұрын
We need to duck/t tape their mouths shut 😂😳🤦🏼‍♀️
@rustytygart405
@rustytygart405 2 ай бұрын
How ridiculous The real problem is that we humans have been using so much duck tape it’s becoming unattainable for all the ducks who actually need it
@thedarcbird
@thedarcbird 2 ай бұрын
Talking of ducks... in Portugal they use massive amounts of them instead of chemical pesticides. (So all the bugs get eaten, and you get free manure, win win in my book.) Just a shame that big-agra won't let the US do the same sort of thing....
@johnmckown1267
@johnmckown1267 2 ай бұрын
Neighbor uses chickens for bug control; from Texas with love.
@arcanewyrm6295
@arcanewyrm6295 2 ай бұрын
The duck thing is popular in rice paddies, too, in some countries.
@feywinterfox9630
@feywinterfox9630 2 ай бұрын
she...she was being funny right....she was totally playing it up for laughs right....she doesn't really think......PLEASE tell me she was playing it up for the LOLZ....PLEASE!
@bigk4755
@bigk4755 2 ай бұрын
She needs to stop listening to Sandy.
@jenniferhanses
@jenniferhanses 2 ай бұрын
It's not just her, though, is it? The person in the photo made the sign. So that's two of them.
@mariachong4143
@mariachong4143 2 ай бұрын
Some humans are different. I said this correctly without insult. 😅😅😅😅😅
@markinator8826
@markinator8826 2 ай бұрын
It is NOT Duck Tape, it is DUCT Tape....cheez whiz...
@dawnbrady684
@dawnbrady684 2 ай бұрын
She cant possibly know what she's talking about since she forgot how its spelled and its location in the store.Thats lost on her too though sadly. 🤦
@StrandedLifeform
@StrandedLifeform Ай бұрын
If only there were a vegan alternative. They could name it duct tape or something.
@Christopher-xd5in
@Christopher-xd5in 2 ай бұрын
Where do these people come from? Holy God Almighty.
@romanpaladino
@romanpaladino 2 ай бұрын
Come on, she had to be trolling. Right? Right?
@DarrinSLodge
@DarrinSLodge 2 ай бұрын
Duck vs duct, I wonder who wins?
@reneew.8994
@reneew.8994 2 ай бұрын
Lol!
@daveubermensch
@daveubermensch 2 ай бұрын
For all the ppl declaring it was originally "duct tape"... Actually, this is wrong. It was originally called "duck tape". Has been since at least 1899. It was originally used to insulate electrical cables, and to repair/strengthen clothes/shoes. Those clothes and shoes were made out of a material called.....duck cloth. It didn't gain the named "duct tape" until the 1950s. Because that's when they started using it on ducts. There is also a very old brand of the tape, and the brand is....Duck Tape. Btw, it takes all of 10 seconds of searching on the internets to find this out. I weep for the future.
@packersmresandvintage
@packersmresandvintage 2 ай бұрын
Oh my days hold on wait I need my 1st coffee of the day Holy dogshit that's some major stupid shit there
@richardbennett6715
@richardbennett6715 2 ай бұрын
her blond is clearly natural and very scarey, lol
@matthewestrada5217
@matthewestrada5217 2 ай бұрын
Just wait until you hear about freedom fighters
@nevyngould1744
@nevyngould1744 2 ай бұрын
Baby powder 😮 Dehydrated infant
@johnmckown1267
@johnmckown1267 2 ай бұрын
If vegetarians eat vegetables; what do humanitarians eat?
@arcanewyrm6295
@arcanewyrm6295 2 ай бұрын
Vegetarians, of course!
@slightlymadmom6532
@slightlymadmom6532 2 ай бұрын
I think I got dumber listening to what she said.
@molonlabe2645
@molonlabe2645 Ай бұрын
You got hit with a climate change disclaimer over this?! 😂
@kimberleyomalley7211
@kimberleyomalley7211 2 ай бұрын
Girl Scout cookies anyone???
@shaneglassburn2090
@shaneglassburn2090 2 ай бұрын
😂😂😂
@perringardner9454
@perringardner9454 2 ай бұрын
LOL
@waterwitch8902
@waterwitch8902 2 ай бұрын
See im not wrong about the end of humanity coming soon😂
@handimanjay6642
@handimanjay6642 2 ай бұрын
The nauga’s were pushed near extinction because of the over harvesting for furniture and coats in the 70’s. Their hydes were treasured for their leather appearance and feel. 🥹
@barnesfamily1128
@barnesfamily1128 Ай бұрын
😢
@BM-hb2mr
@BM-hb2mr 28 күн бұрын
Finger foods. Lol
@Homemade-in-4-Generations
@Homemade-in-4-Generations 2 ай бұрын
Darwin was right or at least I really hope sooo🤦🏼‍♀️🤦🏼‍♀️🤦🏼‍♀️🤦🏼‍♀️🤦🏼‍♀️or we are doomed
@rugershooter5268
@rugershooter5268 2 ай бұрын
Oh come on, everybody knows you don't kill ducks to make duck tape.....you use duck tape to tie up ducks
@deathbyspeed2
@deathbyspeed2 2 ай бұрын
Lol duck tape? Isnt it duct tape..... duck is literally just a brand... please jesus save us.
@bobbieblair7695
@bobbieblair7695 Ай бұрын
🤦‍♀️
@granden2077
@granden2077 2 ай бұрын
Between the stupid girl and Climate Change banner... it is time to reboot Earth.
@IdinDunifin
@IdinDunifin 2 ай бұрын
You forgot about Manwich
@BrideOfChuckyOG
@BrideOfChuckyOG 2 ай бұрын
Why is there a climate change explanation under this video?! 😂😂😂
@cloudsgolden
@cloudsgolden 2 ай бұрын
Not even touching the fact that it isn't duck tape, but duct tape? No?? Ok, then, I will see myself out.
@jonathanozment4523
@jonathanozment4523 2 ай бұрын
The type of tape is "duct tape" but there is a very popular brand of it known as "Duck Tape"... "Duck Brand duct tape"
@daveubermensch
@daveubermensch 2 ай бұрын
It wasn't called duct tape until the 1950s. Starting in 1899, it was duck tape. It was originally used, amongst other things, to hold duck cloth together.
@jonathanozment4523
@jonathanozment4523 2 ай бұрын
@@daveubermensch good to know, Superman...
@c.k.3161
@c.k.3161 2 ай бұрын
Mock turtle anyone?
@dansmith9813
@dansmith9813 2 ай бұрын
I'm going to have an aneurism😵‍💫🫨🤯
@weaverclips
@weaverclips 2 ай бұрын
DUCT tape
@jonathanmichaels2151
@jonathanmichaels2151 2 ай бұрын
Can someone PLEASE attempt to explain to her that the product is called duct tape, with a T?
@daveubermensch
@daveubermensch 2 ай бұрын
Actually, this is wrong. It was originally called "duck tape". Has been since at least 1899. It was originally used to insulate electrical cables, and to repair/strengthen clothes/shoes. Those clothes and shoes were made out of a material called.....duck cloth. It didn't gain the named "duct tape" until the 1950s. Because that's when they started using it on ducts. There is also a very old brand of the tape, and the brand is....Duck Tape. Btw, it takes all of 10 seconds of searching on the internets to find this out. I weep for the future.
@Whatevs13
@Whatevs13 2 ай бұрын
she's laughing...this is fake...
@jenniferj4675
@jenniferj4675 2 ай бұрын
The fact that the climate protester poster was held by a college student, and they didn’t know the difference between duck and duct is beyond me.
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