what archons hate?

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[@mrskimpriyi1644]

Furina getting ptsd everytime someone menson arlecchino

[@jchristiangarcia5946]

So that "menson" is a french talk bit?

[@Kanashimihearts4u]

Muzan: first time?

[@mrskimpriyi1644]

Mention*

[@mrskimpriyi1644]

@@Kanashimihearts4u lol

[@PooBoi_YT]

Welp, now I have reason to pull Furina just to put her in my Arlecchino team 😈

[@GM.Nobody]

Tsaritsa, hates. Celestia.

[@ruinguardwillcommitacrimea6213]

Tsaritsa 🤝 abyss sibling

[@animelover-senpai5963]

Murata hates peace 😂 Get it cause shed the god of war

[@sarfarazsakid]

​@@ruinguardwillcommitacrimea6213I wish

[@Rodoshiilovesstars]

Reasonable

[@-Not-Klee-]

​@@animelover-senpai5963Lol, I think she would want it anyway 😂

[@LaSignoraLohefalter]

Archons: hate animals, food or diffrent creatures Furina: T.H.E.K.N.A.V.E

[@Jackson-ub1uv]

I mean, she _did_ attack, traumatise, and harass Furina, so it makes sense.

[@esmondgoh3112]

I would too, no matter how hot or how big their gyatt is

[@KaonimeCrack1945]

Reasonable

[@esmondgoh3112]

@@Jackson-ub1uv tbh, I would too The only thing that made me not hate her is cuz she has that gyatt

[@Fasouly0320]

"so, Furina, what is your biggest fear-" Furina: "SHE WHO SHALL NOT BE NAMED."

[@March_Silly]

title : "what do Archons hate ?" Video : "What are Archons scared of or physicly repulsed to"

[@AceXGamer-yb7pv]

Fair point😂

[@maingrader4434]

I mean you would surely hate something you're scared of like how arachnophobic people hate spiders since they're scared ofs spiders

[@Jubilee_mae]

​@@maingrader4434no because I don't hate spiders, they are good for the environment but I am very scared of them

[@KawaiiGalaxy.10]

@@Jubilee_maefr

[@KawaiiGalaxy.10]

@@maingrader4434I love bees but at the same time have a huge fear of them

[@crncika]

Venti: Hates cats Raiden: Hates Venti

[@KittyNatiquinha]

Really? She does?

[@KingOfYamimakai]

@@KittyNatiquinha No. The two never interacted with each other at all since she was never present at the Archon War and the sacking of Khaerni'ah. Also her voice line show no hate toward Venti she just say they would not get along.

[@crncika]

@UCsGNNNBrcg4ZiWApnM7foTg Thats right i was kidding lol

[@NIKEYT-ku1sb]

​@@KingOfYamimakaiwait what Ei was the one fighting for her sister in the archon war she was the fighter and after the war her sister became the archon cause Ei had no idea on how to rule a nation

[@Superpro_sui1]

​@@NIKEYT-ku1sbEi wasnt the one fighting, her sister was there and died before Ei arrived

[@buffedsans8761]

Raiden Ei doesn't hate cooking, she even told us that she tried to teach her puppet how to cook(Implying she knows how to cook) but Ei came to realize that the Puppet is a war machine that is not maked for sofisticated works like cooking. The puppet trying to contain herself, having a kitchen knife in her hand, accidentally destroyed the kitchen. In that moment Ei understood that more than not knowing how to cook, it is physically impossible for her to cook even though she knows how to cook in her head.

[@esmondgoh3112]

Oh wait.. so is it Ei or the puppet Raiden that doesn't know how to cook? Or both 😅?

[@celinokur-jk7vv]

​@@esmondgoh3112 ei can cook. But Raiden ( puppet) can't cook

[@esmondgoh3112]

@@celinokur-jk7vv I see, thx

[@LostFoxie]

Also wasnt it that makoto used to cook a lot for the both of them?

[@kiyomi_kamimoto]

​​@@celinokur-jk7vvNo ? Ei cannot cook, this is her speaking in that voiceline.

[@KawaiiJammy]

Venti doesn't necessarily hate cats, he just feels frustrated because he can't stay near them, he normally runs so they won't find him but it's not that successful. what he truly hates is cheese

[@kazoo5241]

Plus animals are comfortable around him and naturally drawn to him (said in his character story) so the cats looove to gang up on him and make him suffer

[@All-Unkowing]

​@@kazoo5241poor dude 😂

[@Art3mis_Drawz]

Venti: The cats...... *heavy breathing noises.* they smell my fear

[@iAstra]

In the second golden apple event, if you went to Mondstadt, he'd stand on the roof of the Cat's Tail, because they had hired him to play for them, but the cats made it so he had to stay on the roof to do so

[@Matthew2347roblox]

What if venti met Lynette will he still sneeze?

[@syirasyira1525]

"Raiden hates cooking" Why? Cuz she CaNt cook

[@jellyxunhooichng3723]

She burns the kitchen down trying to boil water.

[@corruptedkitsune7082]

This thought keeps on roaming in my mind about Raiden Shogun's inability to cook.. In Raiden Shogun's Story quest 2 when we meet the tea maker of the past and to retrieve a tea pot to recreate the famous tea of the tea maker.. The tea maker disappeared. Raiden decided to make the tea, it didn't say whether if the tea was horrible or not.. But I think that even though Raiden doesn't know how to cook, she probably knows how to make tea.. (this is my roaming thought...)

[@Eter_ASam]

Maybe because she's from the nobiliy? Most of the houses saw cooking as something not important, due to their servants would full fill that shore???

[@nothmm8582]

Zhongli hates Sea food is because during a battle in the Archon War, a God split itself into 1000 pieces and hid all across Liyue. Zhongli literally had to go on a man hunt door to door to seal each one of them XD

[@escapetherace1943]

makes zero sense. Most people wouldn't suddenly hate seafood if they had to kill 1000 sea monsters

[@TheNameless-]

yeah but also he doesn´t want salt gods remains to eat

[@FinralAtMcDonalds]

Accurate

[@not_2600_years_old]

@@TheNameless- This is why Liyue cuisine is more focused on herbs and spices than salt. At worst, they may include the remains of one of Guoba's great grandparents...

[@TheNameless-]

@@not_2600_years_old lmao

[@KittyNatiquinha]

It will always be ironic how a divine godly being that has enough power to shape mountains is allergic to cats 😅

[@AceXGamer-yb7pv]

😂 well he's gotta have one weakness other than alcohol or the mention of the nameless bard

[@Cat_Kinich]

​@AceXGamer-yb7pv that's wild

[@KittyNatiquinha]

@@AceXGamer-yb7pv imagine in a war someone just throws cats at Venti 💀

[@AceXGamer-yb7pv]

@@KittyNatiquinha 🤣

[@HappyChild..]

What if the nameless bard was allergic to cats and Venti just kept it

[@McNeuvillette1919]

I was cosplaying furina at a con and I ran away from all the arlecchino’s lol

[@SAS-y6e]

❤❤❤❤❤❤

[@buffedsans8761]

good character in role. That would have been funny to see lol.

[@jellyxunhooichng3723]

Omg, your username. A true madlad.

[@INFPeace-]

Whenever I enter co-op with Furina and Arlecchino shows up, I hide until the match starts.

[@FinralAtMcDonalds]

Very in character

[@makotoyuki8316]

Furina: *Has literal PTSD and deep traumas of Arlecchino* HoyoFandom on Twitter: "I shall ship it and anyone who doesn't agree is completely wrong."

[@oioliololoii]

TRUUEE, finally someone is talking about it

[@owenmedina4636]

“Bu.. But it’s toxic yuri it’s supposed to be hot!” Like no putting Furina in the same room as Arlecchino is like putting in a jigsaw trap, you want her to suffer that bad?

[@madchipmonk9504]

Finally people who speak my language, oh my goodness. I actually hate seeing them together so much. That ship makes me so uncomfortable. I usually just try to block artists that post ship art of them, but the worst thing is when my favorite artists post one out of nowhere and I just have to ignore it 😭

[@thomasraines1396]

I hate in concept and execution, Furina literally has nightmares just thinking about her.

[@TheGoldenAlchemist86]

@@owenmedina4636Well yes!

[@-Neoo]

me: hey wanna go get a cappuccino? furina: *has a mental breakdown*

[@AnushkaPrachand]

POV:u have both furina and arlecchino in the same team

[@dilemma_editz]

shiver me timbers

[@Rylau69]

you gave me an idea, be right back

[@-_-Kami-_-]

that was literally my team before i even saw this short

[@Merry-Ghoul]

I had this team before realizing Arlecchino can't be healed, so Furina, who I only use to heal (her sea friends draining the HP of everyone else in the party greatly frustrates me) is no longer in my Arlecchino team.

[@_PixelPie_]

"This character cannot cook" 😭😭💀

[@SarmaTheFood]

NEVER let her cook😭😭

[@Eternal-shogunate]

Well she can cook (not food)

[@astraflower]

she can (in combat lmao)

[@Charlotte_Yeji]

Her specialty dish is signora who shall never become playable

[@ScaryCat1945]

"Seeing these wiggly tentacles brings back bad memories" Keqing and Hu Tao can tell 💀

[@purplebacon4354]

DAWG

[@mizzurithemenace]

LMAOO

[@darkdragon_xd2537]

Don't forget Mona and fischl😅

[@BL4Z3-B01]

ain't gotta do em like that lmao

[@marqkc]

Venti didn't get chased up to the roof by cats, he was hired to perform at the Cat's Tail but didn't want to sneeze the entire time, so he opted to sing on top of the roof instead. Misinformation, smh

[@not_2600_years_old]

I think they meant it figuratively, but you're right

[@ShineH39]

"Seeing these wiggly tentacles brings back bad memory" Relatable

[@zhonglisbbg]

Venti Raiden and Nahida: Oh I just hate it Zhongli and Furina : PTSD

[@jm-kun5264]

Me a Arle main. My friend a Furina main. Me Chasing my friend across fontaine

[@Sunday-Scara]

Poor Zhongli man every time he walks past someone selling fish that’s gotta suck 😂

[@idagonchannel5681]

Random people in summeru: what's your crime? Mc: slandering anemo archon, questioning geo archon, duel with electro archon, kidnapping dendron archon, seducing hydro archon, dated pyro archon edit: added list of MC's crime

[@esmondgoh3112]

"Hol up, kidnapping our Archon?"

[@kurootetsurou7533]

@@esmondgoh3112 "Did I say kidnap? I mean, temporarily burrowing the dendro archon ofc"

[@esmondgoh3112]

@@kurootetsurou7533 sure sure ಠ⁠_⁠ಠ

[@CommentPositionInformer]

​@@kurootetsurou7533 Oh, I get it. Burrowing, cuz radish.

[@EldenRingplayer407]

What’s this “kidnapping the dendro archon” that you’re talking about? I mean, I know Dottore did something like that, but when did *you* do that, Traveler? Secondly, the electro archon initiated a duel with the Traveler because when the Traveler disrupted a ceremony, they were being a smart*ss when they bypassed the need for a vision to use the elements. Thirdly, the Qixing were using the staged death of Rex Lapis to scam everyone at an annual festival, but the Traveler drew the attention of the Millileth by running away, so questioning the geo archon is a small mistake compared to using his “death” to blame and scam the people?

[@cecenooooo]

For Zhongli it’s not even that seafood brings back bad memories, I think he mentioned that when he killed the sea monster the smell afterward was awful which is why he can’t bring himself to eat seafood

[@Eruhaben-senpai]

Raiden hates cooking because she CAN’T cook, she doesn’t know how, and if you let her cook, your the one who will be cooked

[@MyFellowPasserines]

Venti just like me fr. I don't hate cats, but I have an allergy. I have to take meds all the time when I hang at my friend's house lmao

[@SarmaTheFood]

How to win a war against a literal god! Step 1: throw cat food at venti Step 2: wait for the cats to come Step 3: enjoy the chaos

[@aadhilabdulla]

Venti, a God: oh no, CATS. My allergies.

[@plaguenplay3516]

and then there are bastards who ship Furina and Arlecchino...

[@idk8754]

They're crazy asf, toxic ahh ship💀

[@AceXGamer-yb7pv]

Besides, lorewise I don't think Arlechinno has those feelings towards anyone ever😅

[@spaghettiwrynnsurpremacy]

I don't ship but tbh arlecchino did try to apologize... Anyways arlebina on top

[@darkdragon_xd2537]

​@@spaghettiwrynnsurpremacy Arlebina has littelary nothing to be based off and it's STILL a better ship... Let that sink in

[@Heheh-mz6pi]

Wild

[@zoeb3573]

The fact an Archon who used to not even have a physical body at all is even capable of being allergic is hilarious. Can he catch a cold? Have fevers? Get a stomachache?

[@ZyreX5968]

Then I'll pull Furina and place her next to Arlecchino in my team Edit:I got her and now she's in my team next to Arlecchino

[@BloxFruit_plays]

Same 😂😂

[@gauravanshkumar3949]

Yeah I will do this too because she will buff her 😂

[@Panhathun]

Lol same

[@ImJustTiredTwT]

My team is exactly like this 🥲

[@69420_ayo]

Get out.

[@nandaselole223]

Jokes on you, I'll put Arlecchino, Furina, Kokomi and Zhongli on the same party.

[@m.farizakbarhutasuhut3074]

When you simp for Raiden Ei but you can't let her cook 😢

[@uvr4402]

Furina hates arlecchino, yet people still ship them 💀

[@buffedsans8761]

"Stockholm syndrome" the ship🗿

[@Mrs.moon.bomb.]

Ikr it’s literally so bad

[@Maryxoko]

They always try so hard to find an excuse saying furina doesnt have ptsd from arle😭

[@jacklove503]

I could give you so many reasons story wise but I'm just going to say simply because it's hot

[@tinypotato407]

People just ships any characters tgt even if they hate them to the bones

[@GmailhomeHeli]

furina having ptsd💀

[@purple_bird_cat]

Ei can't cook because her cooking isn't even classified as "edible"😂

[@user-eh2jk6mf9s]

The part where Furina is chased by Arleccino is hilarious 😂😂😂 PS: I just noticed the chase scene is a reference to Kung Fu Hustle where the landlady is chasing the MC

[@yes07777]

arlecchino: why doesn’t lady furina talk to me anymore

[@rafaelamartinez1735]

venti doesnt hate cats, hes just allergic

[@EdogawaSakura]

Venti doesn't hate cats, he's just allergic

[@Watcher_4]

And if she cries…..and you’re the one to do it…..you better run before the hydro dragon comes and blast you have extremely pressurize water….

[@x_psycho_x3857]

yo u did furina dirty😂

[@ZhonglisCm3]

Venti: hates cats Zhongli: hates Venti

[@AndreaTrifunovic-kn2hm]

lol i wouldnt eat those sea glizzys either

[@Jceisksaica]

I'm would put Furina and Arlecchino in the same team, *if I had them* Edit:it's now 69 likes, don't ruin the funny number

[@Epopine]

lmao, hate to say this but... *same*

[@Jceisksaica]

@@Epopine 😭

[@Wine_da_rat]

I already do it-

[@Epopine]

@@Jceisksaica 🥲

[@buffedsans8761]

A monster contained in the cage for something called "f2p" lol

[@deoxi3207]

Yeah poor furina. She was just trying to hold it together for 500 years and then some lady comes in out of nowhere and threatens your life. I bet it rly engraved itself to furina that no matter how careful she is, she can just lose it all in the blink of an eye. And of course she was about to die, alone with no one to rely on at night where no one will know what happened to her ever and she would be forgotten.

[@YAY-sr7iy]

Ei hating cooking is related to her lore

[@Marwolaethe]

I like how Venti... a god... has an allergy🤣

[@uchihasasuke5163]

Players cooked too much with Raiden, MiHoYo said "Don't let her cook" 😂

[@rickyvalentino4171]

Furina really scared to arlecchino CAPPUCINO

[@LostMistakes]

Raiden can't cook, because she never met kiana

[@jaydraws0667]

Props to furina for not going insane. Friendly reminder she was basically, a normal human who has lived for about centuries.

[@palpadur1112]

Zhongli hates sea creatures, when he *should* hate himself for betraying Azhdaha. the sea life can mess with him relentlessly for that, while Travelers grab a chair, nachos, and a drink.

[@Phentic]

Its disgusting how Arle did that to Furina yet people still normalize shipping them and calling them lovers tbh

[@Arlecchino-4th-fatui-harbinger]

The reason why Raiden shogun cant cook is because she was not programmed to cook

[@parasoooul]

The reason Raiden doesn't know how to cook is because Kiana doesn't exist in this universe

[@ps5_player]

See how she swiming for furina

[@tritoniaa]

Raiden doesn’t like cooking because she doesn’t know how to cook

[@fadlan8615]

Arlecchino really said:"here Johnny"

[@_-coffeeaddict-_]

Ei I believe stated that she just didn’t need to cook so she doesn’t know how. She actually asks about cooking when trying to improve the shogun, but she won’t do it herself. She likes desserts tho, and the shogun believes in eating healthy.

[@MajinOokami]

I think it's not about "knowing" or not, it's basically whether she "can" or "can't", which means even if she tries to cook, she would still mess up; from what I understand from her voice line, she really just can't cook even if she's told how. 😂 Furina lived for over 5 centuries with no cooking experience since she also doesn't need to. But, when she became independent she tried to learn, on her own, how to cook... And she did learn (and still is learning) because she has the ability to.

[@chloecheah4036]

Arlecchino trying to say sorry but Furina just too traumatised 😂😭

[@CarterTable]

Maybe venti hates diona not just because she’s a cat but also because she’s trying to stop wine, industry, and venti loves wine

[@koya2224]

Venti doesn't hate cats, he's just allergic. Venti actually hates cheese and anything that is slimy.

[@Sark_Gabriel]

This doesn't make much sense i mean how is an archon allergic to cats

[@AceXGamer-yb7pv]

It's not really explained how it came to be but he is. In the quest where he's helping you track his lost strings, he even starts sounding congested after getting close to the cat who took them

[@comradekommandmentklaus1848]

I knew the meme was Ei didn’t have any cooking skills but I was unaware she actually can’t cook

[@SheruMuko]

The only time Furina would want to hear Arlecchino is in this phrase. Arlecchino is dead.

[@lordpuff]

Man I wanna give furina a hug 😭

[@vinoutama2049]

Bro the Kung Fu Hustle reference 😂😂

[@flottii1447]

Next Archon meeting I'm coming there with my pet catfish

[@lukespetschanel]

Now we gotta see how natlan archon hated dogs maybe 😂😂😂

[@ps5_player]

How tf is a god allegic from a cat

[@sentientglow]

nahida fearing marine stuff is essentially one eldritch god fearing another lovecraft abomination

[@desmondwilsonjr3664]

I bet 10 bucks furina just summons a bunch of water minions around her if she see something grey and res

[@Derpygamer27YT]

“What do Archons Hate?” My dumbass: *Me. *Cell’s Theme fades in**

[@CeilingGuy]

I also get some PTSD with those "watery tenticals"

[@theo-dore]

actually! venti doesnt hate cats, hes just allergic.

[@angelofdarkness9547]

Traveler: Hey, furina look there is arlec... Furina: aah mataku Traveler: wait, I was about to say art lecture...

[@ataraxia6067]

Raiden doesnt hate cooking. She can't cook because Shoguns get their food cooked for them. Also why Sara's dish is Raiden inspired

[@saintswar1999]

What do players hate : Genshin

[@generalforsythe3944]

What I expected; Zhongli: Venti Raiden: Venti Nahida: Venti Furina: Venti Mauvika: Venti (probably) Venti: Not annoying the other archons

[@squidy2970]

Aether: Hey Furina guess what? Furina: What? Aether: A R R L E C H I N O Furina: NOOOOO- (I could imagine this happening in game)

[@aquatic_partygirl]

and yet people forces to ship furina with arlecchino😒

[@crimsonline3440]

Unfortunately. I do love shipping, but never toxic shipping. It isn’t new, but it certainly doesn’t negate the fact that it’s annoying and concerning

[@GoofyGoober-o3x]

Nah, why was arlecchino chasing furina through a river tho

[@junookami]

to late, Furina already my permanent team member with Arlecchino

[@CommentGuard717]

Get out.

[@Jezriel_]

Hol up where quest furina use her pets

[@VanillaL34f]

Clorinde's story quest

[@Jezriel_]

@@VanillaL34f :o sanks bro

[@venti-z2y]

venti loves cats tho. he hates his allergy

[@AgniaVanglia]

I’m like Venti Siuuuu my pookieeee

[@Nezuko_la_noix_de_coco]

Let go play : Venti with a furry Raiden with Xiangling Zonghli and Nahida with Neuvilette And Furina with Arlecchino

[@Zen_Moon]

Did you guys know that Arlechinno actually is jealous of Furina 😏 Honestly Arlechinno is a very caring person for Furina

[@Tracydavies-me9sf]

Then I'll terrify Furina

[@RavenRobo]

I hope both sides of ur pillow is warm for every single time you lay on one or touch one at all for the rest of ur life

[@OverStrive2008]

​@@RavenRobo I'll terrify her SQUARED ²

[@emranao]

poor baby furina :(

[@mellowman8943]

Tell her the cakes are from arlecchino she might not eat them thinking their poisoned. Poor furina...she will forever have ptsd

[@PaimonialWrathians]

In my character Ai archon family I gave them a cat and Venti was it's best friend 🤣🤣

[@jacobwally6197]

You know you dead when you make furina cry

[@areku2017]

is this a joke? did you skip the story?

[@Kamado-_-Tanjiro]

So i am traumatizing furina everyday then she is sub dps and support alongside with arle loll

[@dej4_vu15]

poor Furina

[@LycannCrimson-io7sp]

😂😂😂😂 ok that is so fcking cute 😂😂😂😂

[@wintergirlz]

I heard that ei can't Cook bc she didn't met kiana. Mei learns to Cook for kiana.

[@jurecoz3061]

I hate looking up furina art and seeing her paired together with father. Its not cool man. It feels wrong

[@elmapepaj2959]

Actually theres a reason why Ei cant cook,it is related to the lore of Honkai 3rd

[@MoonLaden]

How is the god of wisdom afraid of the “unknown” (sea)